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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024

Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @kapteinkaos6081
    @kapteinkaos6081 10 месяцев назад +11945

    We've been lied to, lads, all these years we could have had a wood splitting sword

    • @mtnmosin2740
      @mtnmosin2740 10 месяцев назад +430

      i'll never look at an ax again.

    • @Ninjastahr
      @Ninjastahr 10 месяцев назад +255

      I shall never take the same satisfaction in an axe again, now that I know I could be using a sword

    • @kapteinkaos6081
      @kapteinkaos6081 10 месяцев назад +137

      Looked it up...
      400 bucks. Bro
      I'll stick to my axe...
      Maybe one day I'll smith myself a big sword to cut wood if I ever get good at it...

    • @anthonyrebock5351
      @anthonyrebock5351 10 месяцев назад +48

      the unemployed.....with swords

    • @wavydave
      @wavydave 10 месяцев назад +35

      After y'all's comments, I was gonna leave an anecdote about sword splitting wood in my younger years, but damned if I can remember it. She is a cute one, isn't she?

  • @jbrisby
    @jbrisby 10 месяцев назад +4899

    Remember, wood-splitting sword is also an everything-splitting sword.

    • @popeyetheslayer666
      @popeyetheslayer666 9 месяцев назад +36

      😂

    • @johnman559
      @johnman559 9 месяцев назад +52

      Santa should have given her leg armour😂

    • @stresslevel1009
      @stresslevel1009 9 месяцев назад +32

      Is it also a sword splitting sword?

    • @chewielewis4002
      @chewielewis4002 9 месяцев назад

      Its a convert skull splitting sword@@stresslevel1009

    • @JaymesWebbs
      @JaymesWebbs 9 месяцев назад +17

      Yep. That means don’t mess with your lady if she buys one.

  • @CelticFish0103
    @CelticFish0103 6 месяцев назад +665

    Your face when you said "I have a sword" Is everything 😅

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 5 месяцев назад +280

    Next step : getting hired by a hawk-themed mercenary company.

    • @davidstorrs
      @davidstorrs 4 месяца назад +9

      That was a good series.

    • @mehdiberthet-bondet7294
      @mehdiberthet-bondet7294 3 месяца назад +10

      Grifiiiiiiiith!!!!!!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @victorfreedom93
      @victorfreedom93 3 месяца назад +7

      Don't forget loosing an arm and an eye

    • @Yroko
      @Yroko 2 месяца назад

      ​@@victorfreedom93also being marked so demons know where u r, so they can eat u. Rsther stay away from all that

    • @johndavidtibbetts7320
      @johndavidtibbetts7320 Месяц назад +6

      I'm sure such a career choice will only end in good 👍

  • @TheUnseenSoldier
    @TheUnseenSoldier Год назад +56321

    All men need a no-makeup-wearing, sword-swinging, wood-splitting, good-shape-having, “golly” saying woman in their life.

    • @behlockaetheking7062
      @behlockaetheking7062 Год назад +3674

      This is just a Canadian?

    • @andrewcooper8155
      @andrewcooper8155 Год назад +2060

      ​@@behlockaetheking7062 Yep. Pretty much all Canadian girls are like that.

    • @Canuck037
      @Canuck037 Год назад +898

      ​@@andrewcooper8155 as a canadian male i concur

    • @Kheays
      @Kheays Год назад

      @@andrewcooper8155 I can definitely say city women in Canada share no such ideals, most have absorbed the modern western crap and want to dominate a man and obliterate his soul piece by piece. Rural and suburban girls tho… 👀👀👀

    • @songdaniels9960
      @songdaniels9960 Год назад +2412

      thing is uh,,, she's.. a lesbian though. sorry. sjdjfjf

  • @sparkly_parklee9327
    @sparkly_parklee9327 Год назад +2871

    I swear all the axe splitters on youtube are the happiest people on this platform

    • @hokagirl2205
      @hokagirl2205 Год назад +90

      They have a channel to let out all their negative emotions 🤧

    • @davidbarrozo6621
      @davidbarrozo6621 Год назад +23

      I’m going to start splitting wood myself soon 😂❤

    • @UncannyLiving
      @UncannyLiving Год назад +56

      Splitting wood is actually the top activity you can do to increase your body’s testosterone. Testosterone decreases anxiety and depression, increases your mental cognition and erythropoiesis. Sounds absolutely insane I know but it’s true, the wood splitting part, the positive benefits of testosterone are well known for a while now

    • @ovoid_ovvie
      @ovoid_ovvie Год назад +7

      ​@@UncannyLivingwhat if you are trans and do not need more testosterone

    • @M1ch43l33
      @M1ch43l33 Год назад +36

      ​@@ovoid_ovviethen you dont deserve happiness anyway

  • @heartofananthropologist
    @heartofananthropologist 2 месяца назад +11

    Recently created a new D&D character and I'm going to play her for the first time next weekend. She's a big, buff, purple tiefling who swings a greatsword around, and I want to be able to describe combat in a vivid and entertaining way for my fellow players. After watching a few videos on fighting techniques with a bunch of dudes, on a whim I searched for "very big girl with very big sword," and this result was better than I dared to hope for. The purple hair is just the cherry on top!

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 4 месяца назад +28

    +Sword
    +Cute doggy
    +Muscle girl
    This is peak content

  • @Keldren.
    @Keldren. Год назад +7080

    Stopped for the sword, ended up with relationship goals.

    • @behindthemask3534
      @behindthemask3534 Год назад +206

      I feel this on a spiritual level, also, does anyone here know where I can get a wood splitting sword?

    • @solorollo9756
      @solorollo9756 Год назад +21

      Find you a good man

    • @MRREE-zw6xc
      @MRREE-zw6xc Год назад

      ​@@behindthemask3534I just looked it up on google out of curiosity. Its under viking wood cutting sword. And for how much it costs that sucker is on 16 weeks back order!

    • @HuslWusl
      @HuslWusl Год назад +16

      ​@@behindthemask3534 probably Amazon

    • @robertluechtefeld5017
      @robertluechtefeld5017 Год назад +4

      Great quote, @Keldren Raze

  • @skylaharango8975
    @skylaharango8975 10 месяцев назад +3527

    The most happiest lumberjill I've ever seen

    • @lucasmasson2728
      @lucasmasson2728 10 месяцев назад +73

      LumberJill

    • @sevensages5279
      @sevensages5279 10 месяцев назад +4

      And easy to please 😊

    • @ariewibowo2106
      @ariewibowo2106 10 месяцев назад +3

      lumbersparrow

    • @FutureAbe
      @FutureAbe 10 месяцев назад +20

      You should either say “most happy” or “happiest”, but never “most happiest”.

    • @Max-ix9lk
      @Max-ix9lk 10 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@FutureAbe I bet you're fun to hang out with

  • @ottowulff3277
    @ottowulff3277 6 месяцев назад +24

    Me: *sees this woman*
    Also me: *aggressive dishwashing*

    • @CailinZwarts
      @CailinZwarts 2 месяца назад +2

      Aggressively clenches thighs together

  • @minhtamnguyen3304
    @minhtamnguyen3304 10 месяцев назад +1781

    Ok, now i can die peacefully knowing that what's a valkyrie look like

    • @cornixdemetrius7883
      @cornixdemetrius7883 10 месяцев назад +12

      On twitter, maybe.

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 10 месяцев назад +64

      @@cornixdemetrius7883 "oN tWiTtEr MaYbE"

    • @Roach_Dogg_JR
      @Roach_Dogg_JR 10 месяцев назад

      @@cornixdemetrius7883colored hair=Twitter user in your absolutely fried brain

    • @lysetsfyrste
      @lysetsfyrste 10 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@cornixdemetrius7883at least she is an actual woman, though xd

    • @ZombieKid-.-
      @ZombieKid-.- 10 месяцев назад +1

      You obviously haven't seen ValkyrieBrynn

  • @theEisbergmann
    @theEisbergmann Год назад +2413

    I came for a sword, I stayed for some awesome shoulder muscles...

    • @john-paulsilke893
      @john-paulsilke893 Год назад +57

      Those triceps are pretty awesome too. She’s yoked! Fantastic.

    • @jimsmith3715
      @jimsmith3715 Год назад +11

      ​@@john-paulsilke893that's just what happens when you use your arms that's not yoked 😂

    • @Xc31
      @Xc31 Год назад

      ​@@jimsmith3715 with todays standards being cancer treatment skinny, morbidly obese or 50% plastic I'd say she's pretty yoked bruh

    • @sirgeremiah
      @sirgeremiah Год назад +17

      When I grow up, I want her arms.

    • @jimsmith3715
      @jimsmith3715 Год назад +11

      @@sirgeremiah keep using your arms then lol

  • @user-vz9lm4uv9r
    @user-vz9lm4uv9r 5 месяцев назад +76

    Чудесная девушка умеющая колоть дрова👍

    • @user-lq7to3sb1v
      @user-lq7to3sb1v 5 месяцев назад +5

      Мечем...

    • @alek7369
      @alek7369 5 месяцев назад +5

      Колун зачётный у неё 😂

    • @Svirepij187
      @Svirepij187 5 месяцев назад +4

      И живущая с другой девушкой (к гадалке не ходи)🤷🏼‍♂️
      Как всегда либо одно, либо другое..

    • @andreishedlovskij2169
      @andreishedlovskij2169 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Svirepij187... меч или САбля

  • @QO-id3yt
    @QO-id3yt 6 месяцев назад +42

    Lady Lumberjack Splitting Wood with a sword was a video I never knew I needed

  • @FirstBlockhead
    @FirstBlockhead Год назад +3839

    "Oh golly I have a sword" is the most wholesome thing anyone has ever said!

    • @markjanik7897
      @markjanik7897 Год назад +2

      What's with the sound effects! There's an echo in wide open spaces!!! 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @SlebanDogux
      @SlebanDogux Год назад +1

      ​@@markjanik7897 Oh yeah
      that's.. actually kinda weird, idk what's up with that

    • @cha_os3
      @cha_os3 Год назад +13

      @@markjanik7897 I live in a area that echoes like this. Splitting wood, calling the dogs in, all of it echos down into the vally.
      Looks like she is in a vally as well.

    • @caliguladeux
      @caliguladeux Год назад +7

      I wonder if she gave her sword a name. Valar morgulis sister.

    • @danieljames1868
      @danieljames1868 Год назад +2

      ​@@markjanik7897 things echo strangely, but surprisingly, well in spaces that open and empty.

  • @tehdmanvids3
    @tehdmanvids3 9 месяцев назад +679

    She's one step closer to becoming Coenen the Barbarian

    • @serioushex3893
      @serioushex3893 8 месяцев назад +12

      criminally underrated comment

    • @Mighty_Atheismo
      @Mighty_Atheismo 8 месяцев назад +5

      Dang. Mucho respect for this one

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 8 месяцев назад +4

      I tip my hat to you, good disembodied internet voice.

  • @mmmmmmmmaria
    @mmmmmmmmaria 7 месяцев назад +22

    as a lesbian, thank you for your service

    • @afellowamericanafellowamer5317
      @afellowamericanafellowamer5317 4 месяца назад

      Mmmmmm-
      I'm sure she's a nice person, but she has that creepy Ellen Degeneres leer.
      Other lesbian women are attracted to her to get validation.
      The lesbian women seem to a very clear alpha b and sub.
      If it makes them happy good for them.
      But that kind of relationship seems to have a short shelf life.
      Suicide numbers are high.
      So she has that happy lesbian thing going and nice guns too.
      But lesbian women do like to break out and ride a real baloney pony from time to time.
      They have the best of both worlds.

    • @deltabeta5527
      @deltabeta5527 4 месяца назад

      As a pervert, also thank you for your service.

  • @operationtheatre5934
    @operationtheatre5934 7 месяцев назад +19

    First sight : You r very beautiful
    After she got sword: I mean the sword

  • @unnamedvisitor1649
    @unnamedvisitor1649 Год назад +4250

    The Valkyrie has been bestowed her mighty blade.

    • @Reallyxhillguy
      @Reallyxhillguy Год назад +27

      Stole the thought out of my head

    • @greggrand3910
      @greggrand3910 Год назад +19

      You two are the closes the soul that lives in this girl is actually a real Valkyrie high-ranking one

    • @donaldcash113
      @donaldcash113 Год назад +6

      ...or Taiwan.

    • @Vladimir_Velikiy
      @Vladimir_Velikiy Год назад

      ура аааа, оказывается тяжёлой железкой можно гнилой пень разломать!

    • @Vladimir_Velikiy
      @Vladimir_Velikiy Год назад +2

      @café lol😄

  • @bobisuncanny2760
    @bobisuncanny2760 9 месяцев назад +1882

    "All my childhoods dream have just come true"
    Me seing this lovely lumberjack testing a wood-splitting SWORD : Yea me too

    • @rickcoona
      @rickcoona 8 месяцев назад +32

      technically, she'd be a "LimberJill" but who cares she's just Sooo HAPPY!

    • @raulallangarlitos7573
      @raulallangarlitos7573 7 месяцев назад

      PHONEY FAKER! BETTER WATCH A SAMURAI WARRIOR SHRED A COMPRESSED LAYER OF COMPRESSEDCBAMBOO LIKE KNIFE THRU BUTTER, BLADE THRU PAPER!!!!

    • @weirdshieldman3606
      @weirdshieldman3606 7 месяцев назад +5

      I no longer wish to be lonely… only to have a lumberjack woman 😂

    • @Rick_SanchezZZZ
      @Rick_SanchezZZZ 6 месяцев назад

      OMG shut up

    • @rickcoona
      @rickcoona 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@Rick_SanchezZZZ what's the matter Dude, Can't Handle the *TRUTH?* I've known a few "Lumber Jills" Back in the day, and they ALL kicked ass.

  • @user-yf6nf6rz1u
    @user-yf6nf6rz1u 6 месяцев назад +46

    Сколько счастья, этой девушки нужно, работать палачем.Средневековье много потеряло без неё,от такой и голову не жалко потерять,один позитив.😊😊😊😊

    • @KpunTo.Tym6a
      @KpunTo.Tym6a 5 месяцев назад +1

      👏

    • @kirkslayden834
      @kirkslayden834 5 месяцев назад

      Ya ain't that the truth hahaha

    • @dbnfkzful
      @dbnfkzful 5 месяцев назад

      Сожгли бы как ведьму за штаны

  • @paktype
    @paktype 5 месяцев назад +6

    This young lady has it all - she’s pretty, charming, funny and swings a mean sword.

  • @surferdude6258
    @surferdude6258 6 месяцев назад +9

    i just recently found your channel and have been pitching a trail sword to my conservation corps for months at this point. i'm totally going to show my program manager this video! if she says no, i'm just going to go to finance and see if i can write it off as a business expense. thank you for the inspo i needed!

  • @epicyes3096
    @epicyes3096 Год назад +1029

    Not gonna lie, didn't expect the person who says "Oh golly" when they open a sword, to be ripped as hell and instantly halve a log. Actual badass.

    • @carmillachoate
      @carmillachoate Год назад +11

      Nicole is a beast

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx Год назад +7

      ​@@carmillachoateidk who she is, but im in love! Maybe she will benchpress me while we 6... actually I better get going

    • @Juggermerk
      @Juggermerk Год назад +4

      Good for a few logs but nobody is gonna get through a cord of wood with that.

    • @epicyes3096
      @epicyes3096 Год назад +17

      @@xEvilRaptorx Don't be a creep 😑

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx Год назад

      @@epicyes3096 hey I'm an equal opportunity perv, for the record. If I stumbled upon a shirtless Norwegian man chopping wood with a halberd, I'd still be in love. He could spin me around like a helico- I'm just gonna go back to what I was doing... >.>

  • @salmannaz1432
    @salmannaz1432 Год назад +5605

    Imagine just walking around and seeing a woman split wood with a long ass sword.
    I'd fall in love

    • @Dardomor
      @Dardomor Год назад +130

      I'd be scared and in love at the same time 😅

    • @Zevl
      @Zevl Год назад +7

      ​@@jetrifle4209🤓🤓🤓

    • @forresthunt9573
      @forresthunt9573 Год назад +19

      @@jetrifle4209 Typical terminally online reply.

    • @jetrifle4209
      @jetrifle4209 Год назад +4

      @@forresthunt9573 smallbrain little guy

    • @ArsenicIvy
      @ArsenicIvy Год назад +6

      @@jetrifle4209 🤓🤓🤓🤓

  • @colinbrannon2051
    @colinbrannon2051 6 месяцев назад +5

    Y’all focused on the sword. I’m pretty sure I’m in love 😂

    • @user-lv7qn4gw3g
      @user-lv7qn4gw3g 5 месяцев назад +1

      Wait, there was a sword? I'll have to go back and rewatch it again and again.

  • @Northanteus
    @Northanteus 6 месяцев назад +37

    Make sure your dogs are somewhere else when swinging that thing. Never know if they'll run up behind you and to the side near the log as your axe or sword is coming down. 😬

    • @erichiginbotham3144
      @erichiginbotham3144 4 месяца назад

      Right she might lumberjack their head off. What does big ass things she got to do just to get the wood to split.😂😂😂😂😂

    • @luckydust4375
      @luckydust4375 4 месяца назад

      Not the case everytime, but a lot of pets are smart enough to stay away from you when they see this long brighty sharpy pointy thing moving around, not that they don't trust you but they have some kind of instinct that this is probably meant to be dangerous

  • @natepeterson9068
    @natepeterson9068 10 месяцев назад +398

    “Oh golly, I have a sword!” is the most Midwestern/Canadian thing I have ever heard said

    • @user-by7rm7wq3r
      @user-by7rm7wq3r 5 месяцев назад

      Я думала, что ты скажешь: "средневековая"😂

  • @CloydRoyal
    @CloydRoyal Год назад +1273

    Holy shit, she was all giggly and adorable then off comes the flannel and she's all "By the Power of Grayskull!!*"

  • @austinwthompson45
    @austinwthompson45 3 месяца назад +1

    "Fetch the treasury; I must have it!"
    "Send them an invitation!"

    • @vanadar00
      @vanadar00 7 дней назад

      Treasury is empty... go on a viking and nab ye lumber wench as plunder. 😂

  • @brandonbroad8676
    @brandonbroad8676 5 месяцев назад +1

    Not just her eyes perked up when she said “I have a sword” you can see her entire body perk up all at once in the excitement, that was genuinely one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen. I know this is old but it’s gold, so happy for you that you got that beast of a tool😊

  • @TheRawrnstuff
    @TheRawrnstuff 11 месяцев назад +815

    "Oh golly. I have a sword."
    Truly words to aspire to. Not even sarcastic.

    • @marcusdaloia2974
      @marcusdaloia2974 11 месяцев назад +1

      And then that excited inhale~ I think that that's what really drives it home.

  • @Arf3114
    @Arf3114 Год назад +2457

    There’s a lumberjack, but now I’ve seen a lumberjill. Badass

  • @WoodLife2
    @WoodLife2 4 месяца назад +2

    "Making a new dish, better carve my utensils real quick"

  • @Asphalt_Annihilator
    @Asphalt_Annihilator 6 месяцев назад +5

    Yes, "wood" splitting sword. More like skull splitting sword.

  • @TheWinterscoming
    @TheWinterscoming 11 месяцев назад +1756

    ... and there goes my wife's ability to claim she is heterosexual...

    • @akiyas464
      @akiyas464 11 месяцев назад +12

      What's a heterosexual?

    • @PEZZYYYY
      @PEZZYYYY 11 месяцев назад +46

      ​@@akiyas464a person who likes opposite gender he's saying she became a lesbian

    • @akiyas464
      @akiyas464 11 месяцев назад +18

      @@PEZZYYYY ph I'm sorry for bothering the LGBTQ hasn't really even grazed my country and religion

    • @PEZZYYYY
      @PEZZYYYY 11 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@akiyas464ya alot of country's do be like thet dw you just wanted an answer about something your confused about ita k

    • @heathercook2915
      @heathercook2915 11 месяцев назад +15

      This was such a wholesome interaction

  • @myndlink
    @myndlink Год назад +1186

    She just became Zelda and Link combined into one person.

    • @Boo-se7wi
      @Boo-se7wi Год назад +5

      Fr

    • @Suchsdirhaltaus
      @Suchsdirhaltaus Год назад +6

      Oh my especially with the pink hair (that I only noticed after your comment) it fits even more to link

    • @abbaexteriors3546
      @abbaexteriors3546 Год назад +17

      So she’s…zinc?

    • @SumoLink1357
      @SumoLink1357 Год назад +1

      link to the past link

    • @nickgray5420
      @nickgray5420 Год назад +1

      So that means that all of MY childhood dreams have just come true

  • @phoenixilr
    @phoenixilr 6 месяцев назад +6

    Her: **splits wood with sword**
    Me: **bows** yes mommy

  • @frankvalice6180
    @frankvalice6180 5 месяцев назад +1

    Showed this to my brother I’m more into Guns and he is into swords. He was saying how he will never find any woman that would be interested in his hobby without making fun of him. I showed him this clip the look on his face was a mix of a deer in headlights and being flustered

  • @gamenut112
    @gamenut112 Год назад +9813

    Wearing a tanktop in the dead of winter? Yup, she’s canadian.
    Edit: God Damn. I'm still getting comments from this.

    • @greywoode5172
      @greywoode5172 Год назад +119

      Yep -20 Fahrenheit just another average day for us

    • @LeftyRedd
      @LeftyRedd Год назад +172

      Not Canadian, but I'm from Michigan. We're Canadian light. 😆
      Anywho, moving aboot will keep you warm. :)

    • @theitguy7484
      @theitguy7484 Год назад +68

      What gave it away? The flannel or the "oh golly"?

    • @MrFordtough1981
      @MrFordtough1981 Год назад +18

      She is baiting for likes.

    • @slimetank394
      @slimetank394 Год назад +104

      ​@@MrFordtough1981 and she's goddamn good at it. Those guns deserve all the likes

  • @arlenlangham949
    @arlenlangham949 Год назад +1856

    A jacked Canadian person who says ‘oh golly’ when they open a sword for wood splitting is the best thing I’ve seen all year

    • @HawkGirl69
      @HawkGirl69 Год назад +26

      She. She’s a she.

    • @arlenlangham949
      @arlenlangham949 Год назад +10

      Oh umm yes but I would hate to assume someone’s gender

    • @fullmetalalkami6466
      @fullmetalalkami6466 Год назад +25

      ​@@arlenlangham949 Mate. Don't be ridiculous she is a woman, and a decent one at that by looks of it.

    • @arlenlangham949
      @arlenlangham949 Год назад +16

      Yeah ik just making sure because I would hate to be cancelled

    • @poppingpenquin2172
      @poppingpenquin2172 Год назад

      @@arlenlangham949 grow some balls

  • @_Myfriend012
    @_Myfriend012 4 месяца назад +1

    As expected!
    Awesome and wonderful Earthling!👍👏

  • @DanielWright-np3fq
    @DanielWright-np3fq 6 месяцев назад

    And thus began her journey, riding throughout the Canadian Frontier, righting wrongs and defending justice, while teaching us all gentle lessons of equality and love. Nicole of the North and her mighty sword, Woodsplitter!

  • @peachesbunny
    @peachesbunny Год назад +1518

    Man, woman, clown or alien;
    We all need a woman like her in our lives

    • @AJ.o
      @AJ.o Год назад +29

      I love how clowns get mentioned in your world 🤣😂

    • @chrislupusrex9610
      @chrislupusrex9610 Год назад +1

      Are u sure she's an Amazon warrior

    • @hasiWills1021
      @hasiWills1021 Год назад +2

      as a housekeeper

    • @xardnaslp3171
      @xardnaslp3171 Год назад +11

      As a clown, thanks for including us

    • @bayusoeryocahyono6533
      @bayusoeryocahyono6533 Год назад +1

      Well.. that's what i think🤭😊🙏🏻👍🏻❤

  • @user-rn7sg7xg9l
    @user-rn7sg7xg9l 8 месяцев назад +943

    "Oh golly, I have a sword" needs to be put on a t-shirt

    • @callmev3531
      @callmev3531 8 месяцев назад +7

      Agreed.

    • @jmmartin7766
      @jmmartin7766 8 месяцев назад +12

      I prefer, "Ho, Ho, Ho! Now I have a machine gun..." But, "Oh, golly. I have a sword" works, too 😏

    • @tylerboyce4081
      @tylerboyce4081 6 месяцев назад +3

      Seconded. I need to pre-order it.

    • @sebastiandumars3005
      @sebastiandumars3005 6 месяцев назад +2

      followed by "okie dokie"

    • @user-gp2zq3eb1d
      @user-gp2zq3eb1d 5 месяцев назад +2

      Good joke! 😂

  • @neetuverma1726
    @neetuverma1726 16 дней назад +1

    One of the G.O.A.T and the best LumberJill I've ever seen no 🧢

  • @razorblade6746
    @razorblade6746 4 дня назад

    Wood splitting sword is just a legal loop hole to owning a sword... And I'm ordering one now

  • @Bdooski
    @Bdooski Год назад +940

    All you need is final fantasy victory music playing after you finish chopping the wood.

    • @mr.jingles7560
      @mr.jingles7560 Год назад

      I heard a song by the who. Almost identical to ffx music when the team is first introduced.

    • @mehdiberthet-bondet7294
      @mehdiberthet-bondet7294 3 месяца назад

      👌🏽🤌👍🏽😂🤣

  • @dawood121derful
    @dawood121derful Год назад +1849

    I need a woman like that to defend my honor.

    • @bilobaha
      @bilobaha Год назад +52

      defend your honor yourself

    • @bilobaha
      @bilobaha Год назад

      @@cybercop3108 are you weak man or too lazy to defend yourself

    • @bilobaha
      @bilobaha Год назад +6

      @@cybercop3108 so go to army

    • @BrianLTU
      @BrianLTU Год назад +3

      ​@@bilobaha bruh

    • @bilobaha
      @bilobaha Год назад +2

      @@cybercop3108 man ı dont say join the usa,french,english,russian,ukrainan,chienesse army

  • @tomcampbell6384
    @tomcampbell6384 5 месяцев назад

    I do believe my Scottish ancestors would approve of this info-mercial....

  • @tarrker
    @tarrker Месяц назад

    That's what you call a tool sword. Usually tool swords are on the short end. Like, machetes and such. I knew that they existed but, that is the first time I've ever seen a long tool sword. It 100% looks like something from a Final Fantasy game and, I love it. ^_^

  • @Alex-K94
    @Alex-K94 10 месяцев назад +446

    As a fellow sword collector I can confirm... this is a true "golly" moment.

  • @bich_what
    @bich_what Год назад +526

    "Oh Golly I have a sword" is my new favorite phrase

    • @Flom1x-gg4ni
      @Flom1x-gg4ni 11 месяцев назад +2

      Вам не кому не кажется что она похожа на мистера биста лицом?

  • @rolfrobertson6404
    @rolfrobertson6404 3 месяца назад

    I have to say. If deeply depressed. Move to Canada, they are the happiest people I have ever seen.

  • @andreykuzmin4317
    @andreykuzmin4317 5 месяцев назад

    Nicole's distant ancestor: Oh, golly! It's my Roman-splitting sword! Let's give it a test!

  • @angel794
    @angel794 Год назад +659

    All women need a woman like that, too.

    • @kismetmoon9294
      @kismetmoon9294 Год назад +41

      finally, in a sea of men saying that they want a woman like this (a lesbian fellas), i find this comment

    • @EJ10931
      @EJ10931 Год назад +31

      finally someone who acknowledges that gay women also simp for this woman, and I am one of them

    • @T13GUY
      @T13GUY Год назад +6

      ​@@EJ10931 I literally had one of her shorts replaying for 20 full minutes on loop and my jaw was on the ground the entire time
      I cannot express how perfect this being is.

    • @solo_leo4454
      @solo_leo4454 Год назад +1

      @@kismetmoon9294 what we can’t want a lesbian??

    • @kismetmoon9294
      @kismetmoon9294 Год назад +3

      @@solo_leo4454 you can want her all you want but you ain’t gonna get her i’ll tell you that, plenty of masculine straight women out there. it’s kinda the whole point,,

  • @matthewpopow6647
    @matthewpopow6647 10 месяцев назад +638

    Its funny how quickly she shifts from 'flannel dork' to 'outdoor badass'

  • @ripphunter8872
    @ripphunter8872 8 дней назад

    "Oh Golly, I have a sword" I love her so much dude

  • @WestyZaffles
    @WestyZaffles 4 месяца назад

    Went from “gimmick” to “threat” very quickly

  • @Willy_the_gunslingin_studentOD
    @Willy_the_gunslingin_studentOD 9 месяцев назад +67

    She's the one who goes to check on the sound in the middle of the night

    • @mzindelo
      @mzindelo 6 месяцев назад +3

      Awesome lol

  • @jasonmorley9217
    @jasonmorley9217 Год назад +738

    The expression at "I have a sword" Is both terrifying and fantastic.

    • @captainoftheoldchads1743
      @captainoftheoldchads1743 Год назад +1

      Her using it:
      MEANWHILE ME: GIVE IT TO ME WOMEN I WILL SHOULD YOU HOW DA BOYS DO IT

    • @jasonmorley9217
      @jasonmorley9217 Год назад +9

      @@captainoftheoldchads1743 I’m not sure that’s coming off how you think it is, mate….

    • @Doodledrawsstuff
      @Doodledrawsstuff Год назад

      Man she could split you into like a log in a lumber yard

    • @koykoyonly1628
      @koykoyonly1628 Год назад +3

      @@captainoftheoldchads1743
      Maybe choose your words better next time XD you sound a mite desperate there

    • @vitalguillin1177
      @vitalguillin1177 Год назад +3

      Happy she didn't said, "I have a balls cutting sword"!!!

  • @Amberguymerhosking
    @Amberguymerhosking 3 месяца назад +1

    Her excitement is cute x

  • @scottturcotte1860
    @scottturcotte1860 5 месяцев назад +1

    😂 makes me think of the scene in LadyHawk when Nevar catches mouse using his sword to split wood and angrily declared, this sword has been in my family for generations and has never known defeat until now!!! LOL

  • @miguelmunguia123
    @miguelmunguia123 10 месяцев назад +1247

    It's beautiful when you see someone being that happy with such a simple thing

    • @TerrenceLCarpenter
      @TerrenceLCarpenter 10 месяцев назад +50

      I don’t know if that bug ass sword is “such a simple thing”😂

    • @manuelferreira4345
      @manuelferreira4345 10 месяцев назад +10

      Simple? It's obviously not your average off Amazon 49.99 sword it's a wood splitting sword!!!

    • @gryjss9167
      @gryjss9167 10 месяцев назад

      No, no. She knows what she is doing for views . Ok you're a Lesbian , tougher than a few men, but don't hate men when you do your pathetic jib at males to show you Lesbian. It's pathetic , you know what your doing and it's not cute.
      Actually turns males away. Get your point across, maybe try some Aus Red Gum, take you a while love.

    • @lalhruaizela6968
      @lalhruaizela6968 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@TerrenceLCarpenteri'm deaddddd bruhhh🤣

    • @Aggamemnon
      @Aggamemnon 9 месяцев назад +3

      "One does not simply make such a thing."🤌

  • @TheSpoovy
    @TheSpoovy Год назад +438

    I googled "marriage material" and this video came up

    • @ticotube2501
      @ticotube2501 Год назад +21

      Other women may split up with you, but she might just split up you. 🪓

    • @narcoticman7310
      @narcoticman7310 Год назад +2

      I mean... RUclips is not wrong about this one (Shame there's no chance this woman doesn't have a partner yet).

    • @EastFame
      @EastFame Год назад +16

      she has (3rd wave feminism) pink hair, it should be a red flag

    • @gsxkid9776
      @gsxkid9776 Год назад +3

      Minus the hair color

    • @77thTrombone
      @77thTrombone Год назад +2

      Yeah, it's all fun 'n' games until the honeymoon is over and it's out to the woodpile with you!

  • @serzhstarov9007
    @serzhstarov9007 5 месяцев назад

    screaming Pinokio : """Beaaach!!!!""" 🤣

  • @yourdinnersready2422
    @yourdinnersready2422 11 месяцев назад +307

    “oh golly, i have a sword” is literally me everytime i play dark souls

    • @DironMc
      @DironMc 10 месяцев назад

      CoooooooooLll

    • @balsamon69
      @balsamon69 10 месяцев назад +3

      Ah, a fellow Dark Souls nut. In that case...
      Stay safe, friend. Don't you dare go hollow

    • @Thebeastb115
      @Thebeastb115 10 месяцев назад

      @@balsamon69be wary but hole

    • @s7udmuphin
      @s7udmuphin 10 месяцев назад

      Don't give up, Skeleton

  • @luukeksifrozenhillbillyeur3407
    @luukeksifrozenhillbillyeur3407 10 месяцев назад +264

    My initial thought was "why the fuck?" but seeing how happy you were with it I moved on to "why the fuck not?"

    • @gus7850
      @gus7850 9 месяцев назад +7

      sometimes that's the only functionality that is needed

    • @luciezabelka698
      @luciezabelka698 8 месяцев назад +2

      My mental process was the same: Why? Sword?......Why not!

  • @kharris3352
    @kharris3352 5 месяцев назад +2

    I sent this video to a man online who said women can’t chop wood in the snow without a man

    • @eatinsomtin9984
      @eatinsomtin9984 4 месяца назад +1

      Wow you are so cool and anti-patriarchy wooooo. 🤫, men rule the world. We gave you your rights, and we can take them away again

    • @jbfarley
      @jbfarley 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@eatinsomtin9984this is why you're going to die a virgin

    • @M3lan-choly_rainz
      @M3lan-choly_rainz 3 месяца назад

      What the fck 💀​@@eatinsomtin9984

  • @RoseBushThorns588
    @RoseBushThorns588 5 месяцев назад

    When your little girl identifies more with Paul Bunyan than dressing up like princesses !

  • @RedHorseman66
    @RedHorseman66 Год назад +861

    Anyone who can handle a sword like that earned my respect.

    • @jurajjakubik6795
      @jurajjakubik6795 Год назад +3

      Using the sword as an ax to chop wood can 10 year's old child.

    • @Brynden-Rivers
      @Brynden-Rivers Год назад +1

      Only someone who cant handle a gun would say that🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 Год назад

      When somebody says YOU must show respect, somehow YOUR freedom just got a kick in the groin. Repect has a dark side.

    • @robertfarnsworth3200
      @robertfarnsworth3200 Год назад +4

      Literally all she did was lift and slam, a child can do that

    • @jesterokjones4954
      @jesterokjones4954 Год назад

      look at her arms.

  • @LucasIsHereYT
    @LucasIsHereYT Год назад +493

    Jacked Canadian woman with a sword is my new favorite genre of person.

    • @footloosegremlin4286
      @footloosegremlin4286 Год назад +2

      Mine too…we friends now!

    • @56kglifter
      @56kglifter Год назад +1

      Jacked? You mean a strong Canadian woman. Not jacked there's a difference

    • @totallyradtoad
      @totallyradtoad Год назад +7

      ​@@56kglifter you really had to 'um actually' them didn't ya

    • @56kglifter
      @56kglifter Год назад

      @@totallyradtoad I just hope ppl don't think this is jacked.

    • @wesm3915
      @wesm3915 Год назад

      Your government is planning to ban that to.

  • @justsomeguywhoneverdies9210
    @justsomeguywhoneverdies9210 4 месяца назад +1

    I've been watching too many hot people (both men and women) chopping wood recently

  • @jessicahedrick854
    @jessicahedrick854 6 месяцев назад

    Is there anyone more *** than this woman. I put *** because I cant find the word. Beautiful, sweet, badass, scary, strong, I mean the list could go on.
    I was having a shitty morning, but somehow just knowing this woman exists makes the world so much fucking better.
    Thank you for sharing this.

  • @samblack727
    @samblack727 Год назад +1020

    I want a wood-splitting, warrior goddess sword...

    • @Podkarpatskay_Ukraina
      @Podkarpatskay_Ukraina Год назад +2

      Two hand big Axe give you more power

    • @jovanleon7
      @jovanleon7 Год назад +6

      ​@@Podkarpatskay_Ukraina not as cool as the sword

    • @bramleenen
      @bramleenen Год назад +11

      I want a wood splitting, warrior sword wielding goddess. But hey to each their own 😂🤘

    • @charlesanderson4979
      @charlesanderson4979 Год назад +1

      😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @Darklogic112358
      @Darklogic112358 Год назад +1

      I just want the wood-splitting warrior goddess.

  • @dada191
    @dada191 Год назад +177

    Stayed for the sword, then got welcomed to the gun show.

    • @2Much2lose
      @2Much2lose Год назад +3

      😂

    • @chriscain9727
      @chriscain9727 Год назад

      Where did you get the sword?

    • @2Much2lose
      @2Much2lose Год назад

      @@chriscain9727 he doesn’t have one. He came to watch it here.

  • @fearneperez3714
    @fearneperez3714 7 месяцев назад +1

    Are you an axe lesbian or a sword lesbian?
    Nicole: Yes 😊

    • @gremline
      @gremline 7 месяцев назад

      She's a lesbian??? YES

  • @sergeiangolenko7936
    @sergeiangolenko7936 5 месяцев назад

    Офигеть
    Смотрю тебя уже давно, и никак не привыкну
    твоя улыбка сводит с ума

  • @RUConfuzzled21
    @RUConfuzzled21 11 месяцев назад +587

    "are you hearing gunshots?"
    "oh, that's just nicole using her wood splitting sword again"

    • @LJG_582
      @LJG_582 11 месяцев назад +8

      Uhh you mean axe right? Right?
      Nope

    • @aarons9961
      @aarons9961 11 месяцев назад +2

      ...Again?
      again.
      -sigh- Alright, I'll tell the boys to head back

  • @SingingDragons11
    @SingingDragons11 Год назад +365

    That’s the appropriate reaction for one’s first sword.

    • @Survival.Intuition
      @Survival.Intuition Год назад +2

      trust me when I say, one's first sword is almost never something of that magnitude.

    • @Someguythatlikespizza
      @Someguythatlikespizza Год назад

      ​@@Survival.Intuitionmy sword is of that magnitude 😏
      In my dreams...

  • @user-dt8gv9co5s
    @user-dt8gv9co5s 6 месяцев назад

    The look of joy over that sword is awesome your cute 😊

  • @dammitdad
    @dammitdad 5 месяцев назад +1

    A head splitting sword. Lighter than a chainsaw

  • @Ilikewater-andice
    @Ilikewater-andice Год назад +423

    All my platonic ideals just manifested in one single woman.

  • @jayzenstyle
    @jayzenstyle Год назад +722

    She even has the proper woodspeople attire. You have my respect, maam.

    • @PokemonMaster-yb5nr
      @PokemonMaster-yb5nr Год назад +4

      She needs a super strong man hahahah

    • @badassgamer7843
      @badassgamer7843 Год назад +4

      ​@@PokemonMaster-yb5nr she is lesbian 😔

    • @PokemonMaster-yb5nr
      @PokemonMaster-yb5nr Год назад

      @@badassgamer7843 oh sorry are you gay ar straight

    • @Gronkadonk
      @Gronkadonk Год назад +5

      You can just say woodsman because in that context it isn’t referring to a gender

    • @PokemonMaster-yb5nr
      @PokemonMaster-yb5nr Год назад

      @@Gronkadonk i already know so shut up

  • @picklerick1034
    @picklerick1034 9 дней назад +1

    Guts great-great granddaughter:

  • @guru6831
    @guru6831 4 месяца назад +1

    Swords are dangerous! If you keep one, do not use it!

  • @siriussage7117
    @siriussage7117 10 месяцев назад +295

    It's like a Disney princess directed by Christopher Nolan 😂

  • @GrizzG13
    @GrizzG13 11 месяцев назад +460

    Never was there a more fierce Canadian battle cry uttered. I'm sure her enemies wet themselves and fled the battlefield when she proclaimed "Oh Golly, I have a sword."
    There wasn't a single challenger left to hear the follow up "would you like to come in to warm up and have some tea?"

  • @user-dt6gs2it7e
    @user-dt6gs2it7e 5 месяцев назад

    Oh, that looks cool! And u're so good looking with it.

  • @Mushroom-nature
    @Mushroom-nature 3 месяца назад

    "I WANT ONE😭😭😭😭"
    "dude, you're 12."
    "I have been splitting wood for 3 years. DID I STUTTER"

  • @kas1836
    @kas1836 9 месяцев назад +523

    Seeing this woman wielding a sword is strangely comforting

    • @Laneganswake
      @Laneganswake 7 месяцев назад +18

      It's probably engrained. You've been out collecting wood, hunting, making traps all day and You're starving & freezing. You get back to the igloo what have you and you see the wood split and fire already burning.. nice...

    • @kas1836
      @kas1836 7 месяцев назад +51

      @@Laneganswake No I just think it's hot

    • @artanxhelili2976
      @artanxhelili2976 7 месяцев назад +30

      ​@@kas1836😂😂I love how the first's person reply was an explanation of why you feel that way and you go:"I don't know she's just hot man!"

    • @luxuryvagrant6496
      @luxuryvagrant6496 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@artanxhelili2976 I found his explanation to be ... giving off weird vibes.
      It's hot. Less of that caveman evolutionary hunter getherer palelithic rubbish, pleeeease.

    • @artanxhelili2976
      @artanxhelili2976 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@luxuryvagrant6496 I just found their interaction funny that's all and i get that lusting over someone can be taken too far but in this case the first one was trying to dig deep and explain why they might feel that way and the second just gave the most simple explanation ever

  • @teddywilliamson3547
    @teddywilliamson3547 Год назад +396

    If there's an equivalent to a woman saying there's something about a man with his shirt off splitting wood..... Then this is it, respectfully.

    • @unknownvariable2456
      @unknownvariable2456 Год назад

      I'm a fan of in shape women with some muscles and a six pack, but this chick kinda has a boyish face and a slightly more manly body type with the shoulders, so maybe you should genuinely ask yourself if you're just gay.
      Though it's possible that you're just a fan of the tomboy type.

  • @ronl7131
    @ronl7131 5 месяцев назад +1

    Doggo headed for woods….Leavin’ the scene of mischief

  • @grimreaper2606
    @grimreaper2606 5 месяцев назад +1

    "I am She-Ra Conqueress of the Universe!!!" $1500-3000?

  • @adamh1991
    @adamh1991 Год назад +418

    I have never wanted to be a damsel in distress more than this moment.

  • @randompoop9218
    @randompoop9218 8 месяцев назад +247

    When a grown-ass adult says "oh golly!" You know that it's awesome

  • @that_one_athena_cabin_girl
    @that_one_athena_cabin_girl 5 месяцев назад

    Is it weird that I got super ridiculously happy at her having a sword?

  • @All__________
    @All__________ 5 месяцев назад

    Вот это я понимаю, Мальвина! На месте Буратино я бы не выеживалась!😂😂😂

  • @medic5150
    @medic5150 Год назад +427

    When you find the barbarian your quest needed.

    • @404T2K
      @404T2K Год назад +7

      The most barbarian looking barbarian to ever barbarian I reckon