Me: * eating some duritos* Bill: *pops up out of nowhere *what are you eating? Me: uhh, duritos. Why? Bill: you're dead to me... * Disappears seeming to cry* Me: wth did I just do...
me: heyyy what's up you: uhhhhhhhh my friends mad at me for eating Doritos coz he thought it was his family Bill: *pops up again but in secret* me: Let me guess, he's cooky dooky, right? you: no duh *beeeeep* 🤬 *bill floats over to us* Bill: I AM NOT COOKY DOOKY 😭😭😭 me: OMG A FLYING DORITO 😵 me: *chases after bill thinking he is food* Bill: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you: I don't have time for this *beep*
*Mabel walks in* Mabel:... OK I'll leave you to alone and tell the others not to come on* Dipper: MABEL PLEASE HELP ME DONT LEAVE ME WITH THIS GOLDEN ILLUMINATE
Dipper: getting cold isn’t it Bill: Starts a FRICKING bush fire Also bill: better? Dipper: y-yes Bill: Oh I see Dipper: what? Bill: Volcano Dipper: -_-
*BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!* *BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL*
Bill:bill nye the science guy! BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL Bill: hmmmmmm.....I watch u pee Me irl: I’m frickin done......
Bill: Homan food! I'm going to eat this, like a... Dipper: *smirks and laughs slightly* Bill: *puts on a straight face and opens bag* Dipper: *slowly the smirk fades into a sad look* *Dipper feels bad for Bill now* Bill: *eats a Doritos* *crys solfy*
He doesn’t. He an immortal being with almost no limits. The stuff he eats/drinks is just for fun and it disintegrates afterwards. That’s what I think anyways.
"Its getting chilly out"... bill sets forest on fire "BeTTteR?"
Bill: **sets the forest on fire** better?
**faint screaming in the background**
Dipper: .....
lol
@Will Cipher So u gud or bad? Cuz idk it looks like if you aren't in slave you'd be evil ;-;
I'm a good friend:>
@@billcipher5326 more than frie-
Dip:" oh noooo , Bill honey please stop"
Bill:".....okay my little babe"
Dip: *disgust*
lol, best comic
True 😂
Wow did not know you are soo brave to say that lol
@@mdadibaj4505 lmao what?
Trueee
SHUSH
"Do you want me to punch your mouth?"
"With your mouth? Yes."
OH MY GOD I'M DYING xD
*sigh* bill...you don't have a mouth..
yesh XDDDDDDDD
IM SO DONE SO DUN
Pee the ipad
3:22
Dipper: "Do you want me to punch your fucking mouth?"
Bill: "With your mouth? Yes."
Me: Hehehehehehe
@@billcipher5326 heheehehehhehehehehehheheheehheheheh
Bill..A Dream Demon..Stuck In A *DREAM CATCHER*
So :>
haha
I loved the one where Bill said: “I’m going to set fire to someone you love” and then Bill snaps and is lit on fire and then says: “really?”
I love that too. I think it’s funny.
Bendy- AM I PLEASING TO YOUR HUMAN EYES?
Henry- *Dies laughing*
This isn't Bendy-
@@muhammadadimikhailbinabdul5716 To show I am cutting off what I was going to say.
:/
Leave now this be gravity falls
Bill is a Dorito...
Dipper is the Dip...
Chips And Dip.
So perfect
I legit started shaking when I saw this
HE HAS FOUND THE ANSWER!!!!!
Oh heck no
@Bill Cipher nope noooooooooooooooope
"Wendy has an accoun- and wow I was not expecting this so fast"
Help, the one with Bill next to Dipper's ear killed me
Help Me-
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!
BILL BILL BILL BILL
*dipper:hugs bill*
*bill*oh pine tree!*
*dipper:get dunked on*
*bill:oof*
Dipper:Oh nooo...Bill,honey...please stop...
Bill:Ok Baby!
Me:*Wheezeing and trying to catch my breath*
Me: stands there in disgust
Shut it
SAMEEE
Bill:This is dipper my bf:)
*his family of doritos*
Dipper:WHAT!?
Dipper : do you think I really care if a bunch of girls-
Bill : wendy has an account-- and wow I was not expecting this to happen so fast
I laughed very hard bill eating doritos and the part
"want me to punch your mouth ?"
"with your mouth, yes"
XD OH MY GOD XDDDD
You ever fangirl squeal so much you hurt your throat? Yeah, not fun. But worth it
Me: * eating some duritos*
Bill: *pops up out of nowhere *what are you eating?
Me: uhh, duritos. Why?
Bill: you're dead to me... * Disappears seeming to cry*
Me: wth did I just do...
me: heyyy what's up
you: uhhhhhhhh my friends mad at me for eating Doritos coz he thought it was his family
Bill: *pops up again but in secret*
me: Let me guess, he's cooky dooky, right?
you: no duh *beeeeep* 🤬
*bill floats over to us*
Bill: I AM NOT COOKY DOOKY 😭😭😭
me: OMG A FLYING DORITO 😵
me: *chases after bill thinking he is food*
Bill: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you: I don't have time for this *beep*
HIS FAMILY IS A BAG OF DORITOS CUZ HE IS A FUCKIN DORITO
Bill Is A Dorito
*Mabel walks in*
Mabel:... OK I'll leave you to alone and tell the others not to come on*
Dipper: MABEL PLEASE HELP ME DONT LEAVE ME WITH THIS GOLDEN ILLUMINATE
😐
._.
Dipper: getting cold isn’t it
Bill: Starts a FRICKING bush fire
Also bill: better?
Dipper: y-yes
Bill: Oh I see
Dipper: what?
Bill: Volcano
Dipper: -_-
*Sweating Intensifies*
When Dipper said it was getting chilly and BILL LIT THE FUCKING TOWN ON FIRE I CAN'T BREATHE
The bill watching dip one wasn't bad until he threw in the "I watch you pee" part 😂
I was just on that one when it said it
Sees thumbnail: *Laughs and immediantly presses the video*
Reads title: Oh shi-
Yeah..........
Same............
5:51
Dipper:I'm looking so cool in the capitains coat right now
Bill:Hold by beer
Me:In a glass?
Bill:Im glassy okay?
😐 hi
3:35
I love the way Bill is sitting here, he looks so innocent and adorable T^T
5:04
*bill casually drops Dorito bag*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY WAS THAT CUTE-
*the next day*
*bill is stuck*
Bill:don’t ask...
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL bill Nye the weirdmageddon guy
Kristin Sarnik bill cipher the chaos guy!
That that that's AMAZING ReEeEeEEeEEEEeEEeEEEeEEeEEEeEeEEeEEEeEEeEEEeEEeEEeEEe
Y e s
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CHILDHOODS TUMBLR FANS RUINED?!
2:51 "i think its time we tell my family about us"
*_[Kill and will cipher has entered the chat]_*
3:10 [is doritos]
*_[KILL AND WILL LEFT THE CHAT]_*
Oh my
This is legit one of the weirdest things I have ever seen..
But I watched the whole thing...
And I liked it ...👀👀
2:05 omg he is eating he's own friend !!!!! ( remember bill clipher is a doritos i mean a special doritos)
2016:no
2017:still no
2018:nope
2019:meh
2020: HOW ABOUT SOME BILLDIP !?
*BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!*
*BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL*
Thank you sans
@@Bockscar76 your welcome mr. ramen
i want bill to reply
@@bratbaby8100 bill is a statue
No. I DINT LIKE SCIENCE, I WANNA DO SHIT MY OWN WAY MOM
I Laugh at The Doritos part(Bill is Eating his Family)😂😂😂
A dream catcher huh,
Bill got caught in it huh,
I guess you could say...
'Bill is a dream'
Huh huh huh!
HUMANS..
He's a dream demon.
Bill : *I'M GONNA SET TO SOMETHING YOU LOVE!!*
**Bill was set on fire**
I loved the one with bill eating Doritos it was so funny!
Bill:bill nye the science guy!
BILL BILL BILL BILL
BILL BILL BILL BILL
BILL BILL BILL BILL
BILL BILL BILL
Bill: hmmmmmm.....I watch u pee
Me irl: I’m frickin done......
Abby_Plays_Games_12345 it's gross when bill said i watch you pee
@@beecole6942 what do you think I felt?
Humanoid bill makes this feel more legal. When he's a triangle it seems a bit off
2:05 I totally know why he was scared to eat them! IT WAS HIS FAMILY 😭
How litterae brothers!3:
"Everyone this is Dipper, My weird human boyfriend thing."
*bag of doritos*
Me: Oh my god XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Me: *grabs a bag if Dorito's* I'm eating your cousin's
A d o r a B l e. Finally comics without human bill human bill.. scares me..
I want one with cannon human bill
Ngl, human Bill kinda scares me too-
When I first saw this as the next video I was like "oh no" but I just finished it and have a truckload of memes and hoping the best for these creators
I can relate I tots ship them
Ford: oh no the rift is cracked
Me: bruh just put some flex seal on it
No duck tape it fixes everything
Ashlyn Stolk I mean, I don't know, after all...THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE
Ramen noodles fixes stuff
when dipper is a child and bill is a insane human triangle and an adult
"I watch you pee."
-Bill Cipher 2k16
best words ever XD c;
XD
i don't think he's lying
LOL
2:04 This looks so Similar I thought it was part of the show
I wish it was
Do I look real enough for you?
I can’t believe Bill committed cannibalism Legit eating Doritos
suddenly my collection of dream catchers seems a lot more useful.
1:22
“Okay my little babe” PFFFT-
My brain: *PuT dA dOrItos DoWn*
Me irl: man he a cannibal
*me literally eating Doritos while watching this*
How dare u😂
Wow mean
CatchyPompano 49 *m o r t a l h o w d a r e y o u k i l l m y p e o p l e*
@@nugget7133 We have a Keith Kogane account, now we have a Bill Cipher account-
3:19 And that's how bill took his revenge ! By making dipper unable to study correctly !
Bill: hmm..- I watch you pee.
Dipper: o-o”
Screams forever
*face palm* Too many Dorito references. *shakes head* Oh well, At least Pine Tree Is Cuter in these.
Honey... please... don't...
@@ivycampbell5000 Wh- What? Youre Still Cute To Me Pine Tree:) *Kisses*
@@billcipher_9537 *kisses back*
Holy shit what just happened
@@mabelpines1366 Mabel! what are you doing here? *grins*
Poor bill , he is crying of the Doritos
Ofc he did he ate his own being XD he's a cannibal
TELL ME ABOUT IT IM A DEMON
Oh wait you are me
The forest fire was fucking hilarious.
Terrifying...but also hilarious. Like the real bill cipher.
yep.
3:51 and that’s how the fire of Australia started
Omg it might be
i will kill bill ;-;
*visible signs of happiness and drowning in smelly chemicals*
Yes
OML THE THUMB MAIL IS EXACTLY WHAT I MADE IN ART-
Thumbnail*
Bill: *i watch you pee*
Dipper: WHAT THE FU--
That would be me as well
3:50 YOU JUST SET A FOREST ON FIRE BILL
@Prince Peekablue But he’s just so adorable to be mad at 😍
Bill: Homan food! I'm going to eat this, like a...
Dipper: *smirks and laughs slightly*
Bill: *puts on a straight face and opens bag*
Dipper: *slowly the smirk fades into a sad look* *Dipper feels bad for Bill now*
Bill: *eats a Doritos* *crys solfy*
At the start I thought it said "links in the depression." Lol. I'm not okay.
The thumbnail brought me here! 😆
2:07 I feel so bad for Bill
I have no idea why the heck I approve of this existing or why I believe it
Wendy has an accoun-
Dipper: triangualm hot dangulam
"I could go for a corndog right now"
yep new highschool quote
I really want one of these with the cannon human bill
I’m not a person whose exactly likes a lot of gay uncanon ships but.... this is an exception
2:05
I actually feel bad for him there
Same
Who
And this is why I don’t eat Doritos often.
Awww poor bill he was eating tiny bits of himself and crying xd
Lol
Cannibalism
1:11
*DECEIT-*
GachaLuv YT FALSEHOOD!
Omg we are everywhere
THE FANDERS ARE EVERYWHERE,OUR ARMY IS FROWING AND WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORRLDDD
US FANDERS WILL TAKE OVER RUclips! WE ARE IN EVERY VIDEO!
You know, when you are shipping Dorito and Child you have problems
A G R E E D
Lets say.... *_hes 27---_*
Yes-
I ship em
I do 🙂
Bill seems way more into it
Nunya Bidness that's the entire point of the ship.
*_I like you, kid!_*
*_I've been watching you, and I must say, I'm Impressed!_*
*_Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me._*
@@henryandbendyfromabsence3875 Ikr, I think that's where teh fandom got the ship from
Bill drinks with his eye and eats with his eye
*i dont wanna know how he goes to the bathroom ;-;*
A like :D
He doesn’t. He an immortal being with almost no limits. The stuff he eats/drinks is just for fun and it disintegrates afterwards. That’s what I think anyways.
:O
His eye is like a cloaca
@@beeduoclips7146 i agree
"I watch you pee."
Fandom and Dipper:The F*ck?
I know right also that is creepy as fudge
1:49 I just love that Dorito one . Couldn't stop laughing
;-; I watched a Toby video before this
2:08 he knows he ate his family. He knows his mistake
THE STORY OF THE BOY AND THE DORITO!
"you forgot to get doritos.."
Bill Cipher, 2016
lol xD
I don't really ship this but seriously this is frickin hilarious 😂
I could go for a corndog right now
Did the axolotl bring you back? Because I thought you would be in a different form from what he said
@@varianzero7469 ya he did i am just watching it in pines head
@Shannon Trace because I can
bill cipher oh
yep
Dipper:Oh noo bill honey please stop..
Bill:-stares- okey my little babe
me:*dying of laughter*
I love how Wendy and Mabel are 🤜🤛 fist bumping
Bill bye the science guy billlll XD
I don't really ship Bill with anyone, but there comics are just so gosh dang cute
Bill cipher, he watches from inside dorito bags.
I have homework and I'm looking at BillDip comics. . .
Bill are his own family, the doritos
The one where Bill sets the entire forest on fire is just EVERYTHING to me, seriously ! xD
L'Handicapée Recyclable I KNOW I FREAKING DIED
I like the bipper one when bill was controlling dipper's body and was eating doritos is funny
I agree i love it when he cries it makes me laugh to death 💀🔪
i feel bad for him learning about Doritos
4:46 why do I feel like bill would do this?
Well ya ain't wrong.
0-0
Cause he did 😑
Yes i did it was funny
2:06 Bill being a cannibal
Aw, Dipper, the boy in love with a flying doreto 😂
No he's gross and mean 😣
the dream catcher 🤣
I'M DIEING🤣🤣
The Doritos one got me