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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @tricky9357
    @tricky9357 9 месяцев назад +210

    Thank the founding father's and their papers for making sure I didn't have to learn French.

    • @woodchippers_WestWingDimeBag
      @woodchippers_WestWingDimeBag 9 месяцев назад +14

      french is easy
      just roll over and give up at the first sign of aggression

    • @RipL1ama110
      @RipL1ama110 9 месяцев назад

      ​@woodchippers_WestWingDimeBag unless its their citizens against the government they love revolution and protests 😂

  • @Grimbow95
    @Grimbow95 9 месяцев назад +190

    So glad blazed made it as a RUclipsr because that man was going to struggle, life is good thank you god

  • @linuxiswaybetter
    @linuxiswaybetter 9 месяцев назад +142

    Sometimes when blaze states facts on anything like history, math, science, it has to be a bit. Otherwise we need to pool together and get him a tutor.

    • @RipL1ama110
      @RipL1ama110 9 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah acts like he knows so much but mispronounces tons of words or says them weird af like definitely an bit

    • @Garf1eldFanat1c
      @Garf1eldFanat1c 9 месяцев назад +2

      I think he had like a rough understanding of the war of 1812 in like 8th grade and this is all he remembers

    • @ItzLordeYT
      @ItzLordeYT 9 месяцев назад

      Blazed might me retarded

    • @PMARC14
      @PMARC14 9 месяцев назад +1

      But the war of 1812 was against the British again and this time we didn't even have the french​@@Garf1eldFanat1c

    • @PMARC14
      @PMARC14 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@RipL1ama110Blaze on his way to remember the most niche piece of history in the form of British Blackouts in the days of the blitz but not the fundamentals of the American Revolution

  • @Milesstout
    @Milesstout 9 месяцев назад +74

    didn't realize blazed is such a historian.

    • @deenut5582
      @deenut5582 9 месяцев назад +6

      he was there when it happened

  • @MRTaco-xy1cg
    @MRTaco-xy1cg 9 месяцев назад +34

    Blazed not knowing about the revolutionary war is hilarious. I think he is talking about the Louisiana purchase XD

    • @xavierlanejones2
      @xavierlanejones2 9 месяцев назад

      is that what it was🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ky_Mo7
      @Ky_Mo7 9 месяцев назад +1

      I think he was thinking of the French & Indian war, but cannot be sure... the guy is shot

  • @steevesisgod
    @steevesisgod 9 месяцев назад +65

    Certified Blazed classic. Everything blaze says is classic. The French American paper war lol

  • @00brin
    @00brin 9 месяцев назад +28

    Another episode of Mike drives Ben insane

  • @Jboi69
    @Jboi69 9 месяцев назад +7

    "you know how to use a jackhammer" "yes" "you know how to hit sulfur" "hmm I am still trying to figure that one out" has me crying

  • @ThroatYT
    @ThroatYT 9 месяцев назад +4

    congrats for 10k bro thats 10k dollars on the slots

    • @maxx-lw4gv
      @maxx-lw4gv 9 месяцев назад

      see he would find a way to put it all on blackjack and double it

    • @fredplayspoker
      @fredplayspoker  9 месяцев назад +1

      im going straight to the casino

  • @SixStringSymphony1
    @SixStringSymphony1 9 месяцев назад +15

    Fred and Blaze showing us how it's done in Rust! That wipe was pure domination. The synergy between you two is unmatched. Keep the awesome content coming, guys. Can't wait to see more legendary moments like this! 🎮🔥 #Rust #DuoWipe #GamingLegends #FredPlaysPoker #Blaze

  • @thatgoddamnpotato3367
    @thatgoddamnpotato3367 9 месяцев назад +17

    It's a good thing you're here to help keep Ben from getting too big for his britches. Looking forward to the next poker night.

  • @HarriTheAI
    @HarriTheAI 9 месяцев назад +21

    That feeling when you hope Blazed really isn't that dumb and is just doing a bit... But he probably isn't.

  • @OMGitzAxew
    @OMGitzAxew 9 месяцев назад +2

    "No, no one ever got bombed... it was just in Europe. " god is this is a bit cause it's making me so angry lol

  • @funkclaat
    @funkclaat 8 месяцев назад +2

    fred plays, rust

  • @ChanceElliott-wh7rz
    @ChanceElliott-wh7rz 9 месяцев назад +10

    Fredgayspoker and glazed butts goin at it for our entertainment

  • @Andrew-xq7ni
    @Andrew-xq7ni 9 месяцев назад +1

    Maybe blaze was talking about when in the war of 1812. When America's tryed to take Canada then the militas and natives held them back and later with British reinforcements after they dealt with napoleon . Lunched an counter attack into the US before the end of the war and used the navy to burn Washington and the white house becuase they also burnt the Canadian version of the white house . Then we all called T and said good game and everyone went home

  • @Eddievargas1
    @Eddievargas1 9 месяцев назад +3

    22:37 please keep just giving the craziest fact to blazed. It’s true gold.

  • @bran2970
    @bran2970 9 месяцев назад +3

    I swear there's no way Blazed went to school I'm convinced he spawned at 14 and has been playing Rust ever since, like his brain is just not real

  • @SomeJustice19k
    @SomeJustice19k 9 месяцев назад +2

    I think Fred is Llama. I've never seen them in the same place

  • @frenchfatcat
    @frenchfatcat 9 месяцев назад +6

    fredplayspoker is spoonkid's 12th channel with the voice changer turned off.

  • @akki_png8163
    @akki_png8163 8 месяцев назад +2

    Bro not knowing Hiroshima and Nagasaki is crazy

  • @gonkmaster
    @gonkmaster 9 месяцев назад +2

    Spoonkid's new channel is really taking off! Wow!

  • @juliana.2120
    @juliana.2120 8 месяцев назад +1

    we rewriting history with this one

  • @cwxdaf152
    @cwxdaf152 9 месяцев назад +4

    Listening to Fred's realisation of the depths of Blazed's ignorance is like experiencing it for the first time again. It's like a warm bath.

  • @botmoonky1
    @botmoonky1 9 месяцев назад +7

    bruh blazed should never speak about history again

  • @frankrizzo4779
    @frankrizzo4779 9 месяцев назад +7

    Certified fred classic

  • @MushiMusashi
    @MushiMusashi 9 месяцев назад +1

    Fred I love having your videos around I run out of rust videos and I immediately know who to go to next, love the vids man keep it up

    • @fredplayspoker
      @fredplayspoker  9 месяцев назад +1

      thanks man I appreciate it

    • @onuchman2598
      @onuchman2598 9 месяцев назад +4

      he just said u are his last option @@fredplayspoker

    • @MushiMusashi
      @MushiMusashi 9 месяцев назад

      @@onuchman2598 Nuh uh!, maybe a little bit but only cause I jus found Fred and I don’t wanna blast through all his videos too fast lowkey :/

  • @pewpew215
    @pewpew215 9 месяцев назад +1

    At this point I'm convinced blazed smoke's crack and read the encyclopedia for fun but gets it all mixed up.

  • @snoozydoozy0
    @snoozydoozy0 9 месяцев назад +3

    17:22 bart rust knowledge

  • @gungysbaj
    @gungysbaj 9 месяцев назад +2

    always a good day when Fred posts

  • @sxmp69
    @sxmp69 9 месяцев назад +5

    Certified Blazed classic!

  • @B00BS-_-
    @B00BS-_- 9 месяцев назад +3

    Ben has the perfect village idiot vibes😅

  • @joeeaton7514
    @joeeaton7514 9 месяцев назад +2

    When you’re English and also eating beans on toast as blazed makes the beans on toast comment. I feel called out on a real one

  • @duckysploosh-fm3in
    @duckysploosh-fm3in 9 месяцев назад +1

    Blazes knowledge of History is crazy doesn't even know who the 13 Colonys fought💀

  • @chaseludington2301
    @chaseludington2301 9 месяцев назад +1

    I REALLY hope Ben is a walking bit 💀😂

  • @paulquinn8330
    @paulquinn8330 9 месяцев назад +1

    Love the content Fred, favorite rust RUclipsr fr

  • @Spazedog
    @Spazedog 9 месяцев назад +5

    "England is in Europe bro" has to be a bit there is no way 😭

    • @listapapasmax
      @listapapasmax 9 месяцев назад +1

      It is in Europe

    • @mrjosh992
      @mrjosh992 9 месяцев назад

      Imagine being dumber then blazed 😂

    • @Spazedog
      @Spazedog 9 месяцев назад

      @@listapapasmax obviously but he said the English could not have invaded the us because it is in Europe did you watch the video?

  • @horizen12
    @horizen12 9 месяцев назад +1

    Blazed has to be smarter than he sounds. no one can be that dumb

  • @Manuel-xp8ns
    @Manuel-xp8ns 9 месяцев назад +1

    GAMBLERS 🗣🔥💯

  • @Jammosb
    @Jammosb 9 месяцев назад +3

    Mike & Ben rust classic

  • @MikeSchmidt969
    @MikeSchmidt969 9 месяцев назад +1

    I think Blaze's web search "How America was invented" is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.

  • @matt7253
    @matt7253 9 месяцев назад

    Wolf headdress nah, you're good with the snowman hat :)

  • @ZanDaMan_
    @ZanDaMan_ 9 месяцев назад +3

    Fred I’m going to be honest with you bro that QAS movement keys statement is going to be hard to get past

  • @andrewblain6901
    @andrewblain6901 9 месяцев назад

    Loved Mel Gibsons performance as document signer #2 in the feature film The Patriot

  • @stephanieclark4280
    @stephanieclark4280 8 месяцев назад +1

    love the blazed fred game play

  • @safvz6224
    @safvz6224 9 месяцев назад +2

    babe wake up fredplayspoker posted🎉

  • @Sigfadir
    @Sigfadir 9 месяцев назад

    Make more of these videos. Need more Blazed-facts. I'm dying!! 😂😂

  • @gheist7175
    @gheist7175 9 месяцев назад +1

    thank you fred for carrying blazed once again

  • @derppupper9714
    @derppupper9714 9 месяцев назад +3

    this hurts my brain so much i actually can’t tell if it is as a massive bit

  • @ZillionCrane
    @ZillionCrane 9 месяцев назад +1

    Official blazed moment

  • @privateparty4900
    @privateparty4900 9 месяцев назад +1

    Fred knows almost as much about Rust as Blazed does about US History. "How America was invented" is the search I would expect right before "National divorce"-- These are the people who don't fully grasp significance of the "U" while they are chanting "USA".
    Switch to WASD, and use hoverloot, Fred.

  • @roals
    @roals 9 месяцев назад

    Mike is to Blaze what Blaze is to Spoon/Llama. Also I’m so used to watching Spoon, Blu, and Blazed that it’s jarring watching Mike go blank every time he opens his inventory 😂

  • @aidanjones9236
    @aidanjones9236 9 месяцев назад +1

    Fred, great Idea for you, start your videos with "Gamblers, its time to gamble" or "Gamblers, lets get gambling"

  • @yellowrice1625
    @yellowrice1625 9 месяцев назад +1

    I think blazed was thinking about the Louisiana purchase lmao

  • @Brandon-bo2wl
    @Brandon-bo2wl 9 месяцев назад +1

    Fred's the greatest gambler in the world.
    Screw that mikki guy who got kicked out of all the Las Vegas casinos he ain't got shit on the king of outpost blackjack

  • @ethanpod8139
    @ethanpod8139 9 месяцев назад +1

    lmao blazed finding out about the nukes in ww2 is funny shit

  • @edenc5967
    @edenc5967 9 месяцев назад

    14:48 😭😭 this dude put each one on individually

  • @CapnJack1
    @CapnJack1 9 месяцев назад +1

    Glad Blazed is around or I might have been chopped up by the North Sentinelese

  • @chriswallace9069
    @chriswallace9069 9 месяцев назад

    hell yes fred plays poker, this video is good

  • @hoardingapples7083
    @hoardingapples7083 9 месяцев назад +2

    blazed's lack of history knowledge is baffling

  • @nighthawk5479
    @nighthawk5479 9 месяцев назад +1

    Fred really learned how to make titles like spoon and blazed 😂

  • @sir.beethovendasfett7066
    @sir.beethovendasfett7066 9 месяцев назад +1

    Fred, thanks to you, I started gambling. I already spent everything I got. Now I'm getting a loan to keep gambling!

  • @yeenbeans7645
    @yeenbeans7645 9 месяцев назад +1

    “You know what a crude barrel looks like” 0-0

  • @Something_dumb29
    @Something_dumb29 9 месяцев назад

    Fred plays poker history lesson

  • @GWNBF
    @GWNBF 9 месяцев назад

    blazed its the louisiana purchase. we bought it from napoleon. lewis & clark explored it.

  • @austinwade1007
    @austinwade1007 9 месяцев назад

    Freds a real gamer in this one

  • @maxxflame
    @maxxflame 9 месяцев назад

    He was talking about the Louisiana purchase lol

  • @Cheapiebeepie
    @Cheapiebeepie 9 месяцев назад +2

    Blazed trying to gaslight you into thinking M for Map doesn’t make sense.

  • @drgumper8056
    @drgumper8056 9 месяцев назад +1

    The fact that blaze doesn't know history or science at all is insane to me

    • @Cheapiebeepie
      @Cheapiebeepie 9 месяцев назад

      It’s funny not because he doesn’t know history. It’s funny because he knows history *wrong*. And he’s so confident about it.

  • @fountainman5044
    @fountainman5044 9 месяцев назад +3

    my best wipe was after taco bell
    i used both hands so it was a duo

  • @itzxkold4583
    @itzxkold4583 9 месяцев назад +1

    Sometimes blazed feels like a living breathing bit when he says words.

  • @Yeetmaster900
    @Yeetmaster900 9 месяцев назад +2

    Fuk yea we love you fred! Lol

  • @youtube.commentator
    @youtube.commentator 5 месяцев назад

    38:35 a little bit of honesty never hurt anyone

  • @erenduz9834
    @erenduz9834 9 месяцев назад

    You two are the funniest duo 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bradymcdonald7807
    @bradymcdonald7807 9 месяцев назад +2

    FredGaySmoker

  • @ilp8817
    @ilp8817 9 месяцев назад

    Normally I'm not here for the blazed flaming, but god damned this French shit is killing me 😂😂

  • @monty7968
    @monty7968 9 месяцев назад

    Blazed is a truly remarkable specimen. Probably the strongest case of undiagnosed ADHD ive ever seen. Its fascinating

  • @gnarlynarwhal380
    @gnarlynarwhal380 9 месяцев назад

    Oh to think of the Fatman Falling again xD

  • @anthonylander3562
    @anthonylander3562 9 месяцев назад +4

    i will defend the m key for the map, literally every game has m bound to map

    • @de4dbutdre4ming
      @de4dbutdre4ming 9 месяцев назад

      and its an ass bind unless its a singleplayer game that pauses the game. map in mp games should always be caps so you dont need to stretch your hand.

  • @AlexJoneses
    @AlexJoneses 9 месяцев назад

    Blazed should never be allowed to be a historian ever

  • @eaerrefta4551
    @eaerrefta4551 9 месяцев назад +1

    blaze confusing the Louisiana purchase and the revolutionary war XD

  • @Handles_arent_a_needed_feature
    @Handles_arent_a_needed_feature 9 месяцев назад +1

    The goat

  • @monkay_8579
    @monkay_8579 9 месяцев назад

    I think blazed needs a history lesson

  • @Knight3434
    @Knight3434 9 месяцев назад

    The red door light is parallel when facing you and perpendicular when facing across you.
    This might be the two dumbest individuals in one video. Truly amazing and entertaining, I hope they’re trolling.

  • @jontraynor5161
    @jontraynor5161 9 месяцев назад +1

    #MikeRust
    #SpoonKid2RoommateRust
    #BartRust

  • @LukeHolton05
    @LukeHolton05 9 месяцев назад +1

    Good to know Ben doesn’t know about Hiroshima and Nagasaki

  • @curtiscobob1054
    @curtiscobob1054 9 месяцев назад

    listening to you two discuss history makes me wonder about our education system for sureee

  • @Faulty97
    @Faulty97 9 месяцев назад +1

    fred notis on👍

  • @jake6370
    @jake6370 9 месяцев назад +1

    Ben has to be baiting. Louisiana purchase is what he is thinking of. But he's never heard of pearl harbor or the fat man/little boy bombs?

  • @pvppro5036
    @pvppro5036 9 месяцев назад +1

    of mice and men, and it was because he killed curly's wife, not a rabbit

  • @maksatonlaatikko
    @maksatonlaatikko 9 месяцев назад +1

    FREEEDDD WHATS GOOD MY MAN

  • @verx9792
    @verx9792 9 месяцев назад +1

    fred 🤤

  • @de4dbutdre4ming
    @de4dbutdre4ming 9 месяцев назад

    man it is so hard to tell when blazed is just doing a bit with the history thing. i really cant believe he didnt know about the nukes though, oppenheimer came out last year and it was memed endlessly, theres just no way you dont figure it out by osmosis of information.

  • @joshuacarter2928
    @joshuacarter2928 9 месяцев назад +1

    I’ll sub for that Mike content

  • @Doutret
    @Doutret 9 месяцев назад +1

    holy crap

  • @RipL1ama110
    @RipL1ama110 9 месяцев назад

    Duo with blazed lets go he needed the goat to carry him

  • @Jumpinggargoylz
    @Jumpinggargoylz 9 месяцев назад

    BART AND FRED AGAIN

  • @jonathananderson6388
    @jonathananderson6388 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bart needs to watch some history docs.

  • @toitespasmoi
    @toitespasmoi 9 месяцев назад

    1:30 is so cute

  • @nature_fps673
    @nature_fps673 9 месяцев назад

    we love fred