Joaquin Phoenix’s Oscar Speech Left Us with Questions - Lights Out with David Spade

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @donnadelahanty9903
    @donnadelahanty9903 Год назад +5

    I wish you would bring Lights Out back David. Great show.

  • @biguprochester
    @biguprochester 4 года назад +183

    TJ Miller is so brave to have transitioned

    • @MrOneNye
      @MrOneNye 4 года назад +12

      Hilarious. You get internet for the day lol

    • @chadkase7580
      @chadkase7580 4 года назад +1

      Haha, that's a burn

    • @chadkase7580
      @chadkase7580 4 года назад

      @@MrOneNye sorry he hurt your love for tj

    • @Smiley-Coyote
      @Smiley-Coyote 4 года назад

      Chris young brilliant burn 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MrOneNye
      @MrOneNye 4 года назад +1

      @@chadkase7580 I wish I knew how I implied that...

  • @WaysMissplaced
    @WaysMissplaced 4 года назад +39

    The woman next to David looks like the female version of the kid from bad santa

    • @taylorbasford4542
      @taylorbasford4542 4 года назад +6

      yeah but watch out. she kills with her stand up. shes gunna be huge, pun somewhat intended

    • @johnboykin3128
      @johnboykin3128 4 года назад

      Your comment is scathing

    • @WaysMissplaced
      @WaysMissplaced 4 года назад

      @@johnboykin3128 cool shit

    • @WaysMissplaced
      @WaysMissplaced 4 года назад

      @Matt Stone she alright but yeah not really lol

  • @prayerskool
    @prayerskool 4 года назад +28

    Thank you for this. The only show that’s bold enough to say what’s true.

  • @tyo789
    @tyo789 4 года назад +101

    Is it me or that lady's been pregnant for like 5 years?

    • @vperkv6554
      @vperkv6554 4 года назад +5

      Lol, i literally said the same dam thing. She isnt, thts a beer gut ;)

    • @claytonbrown7120
      @claytonbrown7120 4 года назад

      😂 no shit!

    • @lego4271
      @lego4271 4 года назад +2

      Carla Tortelli of our generation

    • @JizzyF83
      @JizzyF83 3 года назад +1

      Bonnie Swanson

  • @jkansas2045
    @jkansas2045 4 года назад +40

    I was excited... in 2002... --well played.. lol

    • @JayBoogieLive
      @JayBoogieLive 4 года назад +1

      No

    • @hansgrueber8169
      @hansgrueber8169 4 года назад +5

      @Darth Yoda Aww, someone loves M&M...its ok sweetie, he'll be relevant again someday.

    • @JayBoogieLive
      @JayBoogieLive 4 года назад +4

      @@hansgrueber8169 Relevant? His relevance has never been depleted.. If you take the time to listen to his lyrics (being a fan of Hip Hop or even music in general) you would know this.

    • @hansgrueber8169
      @hansgrueber8169 4 года назад +2

      @@JayBoogieLive You must be one of those Juggalos

    • @JayBoogieLive
      @JayBoogieLive 4 года назад +3

      @@hansgrueber8169 Uh, far from it. But, I thought you fell off of that skyscraper when John Mcclane killed your ass anyways... How tf you able to be on RUclips talking shit about Eminem in comment sections?

  • @Peter7966
    @Peter7966 4 года назад +4

    "Actors can only be other people". Great line. So true.

  • @geodez2959
    @geodez2959 4 года назад +15

    Winona Ryder may want to lift that ladies purse though😁.

  • @Magda-ko6gj
    @Magda-ko6gj 4 года назад +55

    Joaquin made the best speech about how animal agriculture is the driving force of species extinction. He had a great platform and used it for good. The planet is in crisis and its about time people sat up and listened.

    • @louie8202
      @louie8202 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂 ok

    • @BeauStephenson
      @BeauStephenson 4 года назад +2

      Yawn.

    • @missoats8731
      @missoats8731 4 года назад +10

      @@BeauStephenson Oh, so you are not affected by this? You live on Mars or something😂? You have to be pretty dense to yawn at this. But i guess you just wanted to seem cool for the other kids.

    • @BeauStephenson
      @BeauStephenson 4 года назад +5

      @@missoats8731 *yawning intensifies*

    • @lisa-sz8jj
      @lisa-sz8jj 4 года назад +5

      @@missoats8731 it's obviously too complicated for them 🤷💚🌱🌍

  • @evita6208
    @evita6208 4 года назад +41

    LEO always brings a woman 20 years younger or older than him.

    • @HaiderAliKhan
      @HaiderAliKhan 4 года назад

      lulz

    • @lisadc4681
      @lisadc4681 4 года назад +1

      Younger! Leo doesn't date anyone over 23 or so!

  • @TheScaredofsilence
    @TheScaredofsilence 4 года назад +27

    His performance as Joker was possibly the best acting ever on the big screen. And I don't normally give a crap about that stuff.

    • @anonamoose2012
      @anonamoose2012 4 года назад +1

      @CaptainEO420 EVERY NON WHITE HATED THE JOKER MOVIE GUYS HERE'S THE PROOF

    • @uxwxl3332
      @uxwxl3332 4 года назад +2

      Joker was really good but Joaquin phoenix's performance in ‘The Master' is one of the greatest I've ever seen. I think it's second greatest performance ever in history of cinema after daniel day lewis in ‘there will be blood'

    • @pinealdreams1064
      @pinealdreams1064 4 года назад +3

      @@uxwxl3332 The Master is his best performance, but just because Joker was a more mainstream hit so the cinephile snobs like to leer at it, doesn't mean you can deny the performance was phenomenal.
      It's definitely the best comic book performance of all time, and the best performance of last year by some stretch.
      Best acting ever? Not while Daniel Day Lewis' filmography exists, I'm afraid.

    • @BeauStephenson
      @BeauStephenson 4 года назад +1

      @CaptainEO420 Jeeze man cool it with the race thing. Here in LA, people of all shades really liked his performance. What's so hard to understand about that??

    • @shoomert
      @shoomert 4 года назад

      Pineal Dreams Woah, watch it. Dark Knight fans are gonna come at you.

  • @owengreenwood6644
    @owengreenwood6644 4 года назад +6

    "surprised he didn't refer to himself in first person".
    No, Sweetheart, you just can't see he is actually being genuine and some people reach a point where their inner knowing of right and wrong look at the world and see how great it potentially could be if people just shifted towards love and peace.

  • @deltajean119
    @deltajean119 4 года назад +26

    “That was a fun flashback, right?” Oh my gosh I love Fortune so much. #Brenda

  • @straightedgeveganbel2453
    @straightedgeveganbel2453 4 года назад +27

    I'd love Fortune to host the Academy Awards, she'd kill it!

  • @kamankat
    @kamankat 4 года назад +36

    Joaquin’s message was basically “GO VEGAN”

    • @avefenix4ever
      @avefenix4ever 4 года назад +11

      Hear it again please, it was more than that

    • @TheKitchenerLeslie
      @TheKitchenerLeslie 4 года назад +2

      It was all garbage. He has no priorities.

    • @thebestofenergy
      @thebestofenergy 4 года назад +3

      @@geodez2959 It's ok, honey. Don't be so angry. Everybody gets called out.

    • @missoats8731
      @missoats8731 4 года назад +5

      @@TheKitchenerLeslie What? So fighting injustice should not be a priority? 😂 What then?

    • @geodez2959
      @geodez2959 4 года назад

      @@thebestofenergy I have a meat stick for all you sissies.

  • @alexsanders9397
    @alexsanders9397 4 года назад +48

    Love this show. Spade rules

    • @scout805
      @scout805 4 года назад +3

      He's better when he Roasts Hollyweird, rather than applaud them.

    • @alexsanders9397
      @alexsanders9397 4 года назад +2

      Scout 805 agreed

    • @HaiderAliKhan
      @HaiderAliKhan 4 года назад

      lol

  • @davidjones6470
    @davidjones6470 Год назад +1

    SPADE, is bloody brilliant 😂😂😂

  • @bricemarchant9410
    @bricemarchant9410 4 года назад +17

    When did Ralphie May's sister start doing TV??

    • @geodez2959
      @geodez2959 4 года назад +2

      I thought it was John Candys niece 😁.

    • @theshowstopper979
      @theshowstopper979 4 года назад

      Lmfao

    • @GouingOuver
      @GouingOuver 4 года назад

      @@geodez2959 pretty sure it's the boy from the bad santa.

  • @landit
    @landit 4 года назад +8

    Love this show so much, I keep my shitty att tv service b/c RUclips tv doesn’t have Comedy Central. And watch episode clips on RUclips.

    • @JohnSmith-gq9gn
      @JohnSmith-gq9gn 4 года назад +1

      You can get it all online...lot's for free. Dump your cable and be free.

  • @lalallange5890
    @lalallange5890 4 года назад +23

    I watch this every day 😂..... I love this show.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 4 года назад +3

      hit the little bell next to your subscribe button and you'll know every time he posts anything. the jokes that didn't make the show is one of the best bits

    • @gusa8006
      @gusa8006 4 года назад

      👏👏👏👏👏

  • @Boxman-GG
    @Boxman-GG 4 года назад +3

    Love David he calls um like he sees them

  • @DarkEagle-vx9hd
    @DarkEagle-vx9hd 4 года назад +4

    Welp, seven minutes of my life I'm never getting back.

    • @daveg4236
      @daveg4236 4 года назад +1

      Dark Eagle777777 then why'd you show up

    • @DarkEagle-vx9hd
      @DarkEagle-vx9hd 4 года назад

      @@daveg4236 because Spade and his panel are usually funny! They screwed up this time

  • @consciouscommunity3897
    @consciouscommunity3897 4 года назад +3

    David you’re seriously my favorite for so long. You look tired!! Take a nap 💓

  • @TheZreich
    @TheZreich 4 года назад +14

    The Seattle Dragons actually lost...

  • @castle7689
    @castle7689 4 года назад +2

    *The funny part about the Best Picture was the face Jane Fonda made when she read the name of the winner*

  • @Chr1st8l
    @Chr1st8l 8 месяцев назад

    Bring this show back!!!! Please…..please!!!!!

  • @lowlypeasant
    @lowlypeasant 4 года назад +1

    Fortune should just be a permanent guest.

  • @CuShorts
    @CuShorts 4 года назад +33

    How was it "weird"? Pretty straightforward to me.

    • @woodycoat
      @woodycoat 4 года назад +1

      It was ridiculous

    • @lilbit2870
      @lilbit2870 4 года назад +4

      @@woodycoat how exactly was it ridiculous?

    • @woodycoat
      @woodycoat 4 года назад +3

      @@lilbit2870 there's nothing wrong with drinking milk or eating cheese. Just BS virtue signaling

    • @lisa-sz8jj
      @lisa-sz8jj 4 года назад +8

      @@woodycoat there's nothing wrong with wänking off bulls, fisting cows to impregnate them for five years before slitting their throats, taking their male calves away to be be killed within about 72 hours for veal, taking the female calves away and giving them formula so we can drink breast milk from another species or eating coagulated breast milk from another species while the females are also put on the rape rack when old enough to reproduce (farmers coined the term rape rack btw not "extreme" vegans. Wonder why they called it that) ? There's nothing wrong with severe environmental damage from animal agriculture? There's nothing wrong with animal proteins that produce acid when they are broken down and needing calcium to neutralise the acid in our systems ? There's nothing wrong with saturated fat or cholesterol? There's nothing wrong with the obvious link to prostate cancer or ovarian cancer? Or the antibiotics the cows are pumped with? There's nothing wrong with lying to the masses that this is good for us? Or with the cramped unsanitary vile conditions these animals are kept in that are proven to cause diseases? It's all totally fine?

    • @Eganweeds
      @Eganweeds 4 года назад +2

      lisa marie7 Factory farming and the mass killing and harvesting of animals is pretty tuff in my opinion

  • @blueskyz8097
    @blueskyz8097 4 года назад +6

    His Brother NEVER Stole The Milk Money

    • @abigaylejorden2227
      @abigaylejorden2227 4 года назад

      Bruh

    • @blueskyz8097
      @blueskyz8097 4 года назад +1

      @@abigaylejorden2227 ahaha JUST stand by Me on this one..

    • @LuckyVillain419
      @LuckyVillain419 3 года назад

      @@abigaylejorden2227 get over yourself

    • @LuckyVillain419
      @LuckyVillain419 3 года назад +1

      @@blueskyz8097 "...Chris chambers never misses"
      "Not even when the ladies leave the seat down"

  • @mier37
    @mier37 4 года назад +42

    Sarah's STILL pregnant??? Love her and Fortune.

  • @laurih.t.8723
    @laurih.t.8723 4 года назад +10

    Thank God y'all liked Joaquins speech cuz it was awesome 👍💛 And for Eminem! And you're right! My brother even said, 18 years too late ... 😊

    • @JohnSmith-gq9gn
      @JohnSmith-gq9gn 4 года назад +6

      Joaquin is a lunatic and M&M is pathetic. Eff ALL hollyweird.

    • @starkravingralph
      @starkravingralph 4 года назад +4

      Love them both!! So great to see fellow fans of AWESOMENESS!!!

    • @laurih.t.8723
      @laurih.t.8723 4 года назад +7

      @@JohnSmith-gq9gn Joaquin & Eminem are 2 of the most authentic people in Hollywood. And I bet both of them would not even appreciate YOU associating them with Hollywood. But you have your right to opinion. And I also have my right to disagree. Sad that you can't see the true genius of both these individuals.

    • @laurih.t.8723
      @laurih.t.8723 4 года назад +1

      @@JohnSmith-gq9gn Perhaps you are a pathetic lunatic troll, who just enjoys putting down whatever. Well I will not lower myself to continue to respond to you. G'night

    • @aztro187
      @aztro187 4 года назад +2

      Awesome???? jajajaja... Didn't make any fcking sense!!! This woke people are the worst... Nobody cares... Some rich people preaching Sht for woke people like you i guess jajajajaja

  • @nipunchawla
    @nipunchawla 4 года назад +1

    Was waiting for this show

  • @dipdo7675
    @dipdo7675 Год назад

    It’s David Spade and 3 people I’ve never heard of or seen before this bit!! Still anonymous years later!!

  • @BenSpies19
    @BenSpies19 4 года назад +3

    Eminem didn't get to accept the oscar 18 years ago or so when he won for that song (was home with his daughter) so he finally got to perform it at the oscars 🤗 best part of the show

  • @geodez2959
    @geodez2959 4 года назад +4

    Yo know who doesn't love Eminem?
    His mom and dad🤣.

    • @charlestonrezz5188
      @charlestonrezz5188 4 года назад

      How do you know? Because of a few songs he wrote almost 20 years ago? You must have just heard of Eminem last week for the first time. His dad is dead by the way dumbass.

    • @geodez2959
      @geodez2959 4 года назад

      @@charlestonrezz5188 who cares, I'm sure he had no regrets leaving him a bastard 😆.

    • @charlestonrezz5188
      @charlestonrezz5188 4 года назад

      @@geodez2959 You never know bruh.. His mom was crazy asf though.. Like most women, they tend to drive the father out of the house after marriage happens.

  • @YeagerFilm
    @YeagerFilm 4 года назад +17

    One of these folks is a first timer, last timer.. 😅

    • @SensoryAlchemy
      @SensoryAlchemy 4 года назад +3

      No, they've all been on before

    • @alessandroscuderi7300
      @alessandroscuderi7300 4 года назад +4

      Morrill is a better comic than the vast majority of people on the show but hes based out of New York so it isnt available often

  • @cornlips7247
    @cornlips7247 4 года назад +5

    Yea because we all know people with money would never steal... lmao

    • @geodez2959
      @geodez2959 4 года назад +2

      I know right. How naive.

  • @narrow_way12
    @narrow_way12 4 года назад +1

    I was excited when jlo and shakiro performed at the super bowl, in 2002.

  • @deanwalker6437
    @deanwalker6437 3 года назад +1

    Sam Moril with blatant prepared earlier stuff made me think of Patrice O Neals potential reaction

    • @roninkraut6873
      @roninkraut6873 3 года назад +1

      That dude was blatantly not funny. I like Spade but I miss the pure comedy like on tough crowd.

  • @brabbit3389
    @brabbit3389 4 года назад

    “Hey mum , maybe you can go with Keanu “ Leo

  • @Spacemonkey907
    @Spacemonkey907 4 года назад +1

    How do you watch full episodes of this show?

    • @Spacemonkey907
      @Spacemonkey907 4 года назад +4

      @Zero Cool thanks! Haven't had tv or cable in 15 years. Is that still a thing? Lol

  • @mikeeaston4431
    @mikeeaston4431 4 года назад +8

    That lady that's been wearing a pregnancy suit that last few years needs to cool it on the pills.

    • @mikeeaston4431
      @mikeeaston4431 4 года назад

      @Joshua Hammond Uhhhhhh, the pregnant one

  • @jakek201
    @jakek201 4 года назад +2

    someone went to the gap today
    great sweater spade

  • @jeffreydean5112
    @jeffreydean5112 4 года назад

    Speaking of flashbacks, that super bowl halftime show was something else!

  • @bocagoodtimes1460
    @bocagoodtimes1460 4 года назад +3

    F the Oscars! "Diversity Chaperone" That was comedy gold!

  • @scriptsupervisor
    @scriptsupervisor 4 года назад +2

    Diana wasn't drunk 🙄 She's always like that. Keanu and her kissed in a film.

  • @billwilson4353
    @billwilson4353 4 года назад +2

    Hey Oscar's let jeff ross loose

  • @dguarino6586
    @dguarino6586 4 года назад +1

    The Oscar statue looks smaller than I remember.

    • @bob-wo3ir
      @bob-wo3ir 4 года назад

      The Oscar statue is not diverse enough.

  • @christopherlee4796
    @christopherlee4796 4 года назад +1

    I must be the sane one..

  • @rosannsupino5517
    @rosannsupino5517 4 года назад +2

    Comics are the best part of shows!!

  • @stevedonahue7956
    @stevedonahue7956 4 года назад +24

    feel bad for the people who think the Oscars are relevant....

    • @JohnSmith-gq9gn
      @JohnSmith-gq9gn 4 года назад +4

      I don't....they suicided themselves. Eff em.

    • @laurih.t.8723
      @laurih.t.8723 4 года назад

      I've never watched the Oscars & didn't even watch this year. But I did listen in via a radio type broadcast so I could hear Joaquin win Best Actor. That's THE only reason I cared. He has for so long deserved to be recognized & esp for Joker. And I didn't even hear about the surprise Eminem performance till this morning, when my brother texted me about it. So yes, I've watched the RUclips video of it & also was ecstatic for another genius to finally be recognized after 18 years. Kudos to both those men. They deserved it 👍💛

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 4 года назад

      I don't, I like watching stupid people do stupid things, it helps to make the case for herd culls. the paperwork is massive but we're getting ready to wipe out a couple of hundred million, 7plus billion are way too many of you anthropoid hominids for the planet to support, Time To Go !!

  • @ashleyp3662
    @ashleyp3662 4 года назад

    Eminem shows up where ever its a good thing shady

  • @NoViews1975
    @NoViews1975 4 года назад

    I can't believe he still has the sweater from his Carson appearance.

  • @cadillacman2141
    @cadillacman2141 4 года назад

    Sarah Tiana hasn't been the same after the Church of What's happening lol

  • @3RI6UY0
    @3RI6UY0 4 года назад +2

    How do you refer to yourself in the first person?

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 4 года назад

      I always talk about myself as RIck, Rick loves coming into the comment section and imparting Rick's Wisdom and Wit upon the unsuspecting dunder heads. Rick Loves Being the Most Important Person in the Room, Just Ask Me, Rick.

    • @3RI6UY0
      @3RI6UY0 4 года назад +4

      @@RIXRADvidz aren't you referring to yourself in the third person?

    • @mr6224
      @mr6224 4 года назад +2

      It’s actually third person point of view

    • @jmr8709
      @jmr8709 4 года назад +2

      "I, me, me, mine..."

    • @3RI6UY0
      @3RI6UY0 4 года назад

      @@jmr8709 so Democrats

  • @jeffprator8171
    @jeffprator8171 4 года назад +21

    All time low in viewership.... Oscar's are insignificant

    • @emilio1316
      @emilio1316 4 года назад +2

      jeff prator the Nielsen system is more dated than Scorcese

  • @kennethwolnak3242
    @kennethwolnak3242 4 года назад +4

    Joaquin's speech was great, what is he talking about? It didn't jump around, it was rather logical and meaningful all the way through, touching on how all social justice issues are fought for the same fundamental reasons. I think the problem, and it's understandable why, that animal rights are not seen as important when they are, but they're so a part of our culture that we don't realize we should care for the cows and pigs we slaughter and artificially inseminate.

  • @mjm5081
    @mjm5081 4 года назад +11

    I wonder how many of the people who complained about racism and gender bias leading up to The Oscars were totally cool with the racism and gender bias on display during The Oscars.

  • @rayx5653
    @rayx5653 4 года назад +2

    Is that Ralphie May’s twin sister?

  • @itstheburnz
    @itstheburnz 4 года назад

    Great group...funny as hell!!

  • @bojokowski
    @bojokowski 4 года назад +4

    Awards for pretending, next step Mars

  • @ComeAlongKay
    @ComeAlongKay Год назад

    They’re pretty much just going to have a color chart to figure out who gets the award. And it’s also odd because everyone comes here to get an award no one is like oh I got some award from Asia for my movie. Everyone is only valuing American or western awards but mostly American.

  • @stefanemanuel5606
    @stefanemanuel5606 4 года назад +15

    none of you have anything true or valid to say against what phoenix said , just stupid jokes ^^

    • @Jimmyboygohome
      @Jimmyboygohome 4 года назад +1

      This show is essentially just stupid jokes. They’re comedians

    • @missoats8731
      @missoats8731 4 года назад +5

      I mean, they didn't really bash him for what he said. And they can't. Everybody knows it to be true.

  • @kansasgirl73
    @kansasgirl73 4 года назад +9

    I want more Fortune! Love her!!! 😍

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo 4 года назад +1

    i think sarah is the real life bonnie from the family guy 😉

  • @RiPnShtUp
    @RiPnShtUp 4 года назад +1

    If you didn’t understand what Joaquin was saying it’s because you chose not to listen. I think it’s bullshit and dismissive to say he was all over the place.

  • @cl759
    @cl759 4 года назад +5

    Best book, crazy broke asian!!

  • @blaze556922
    @blaze556922 4 года назад +1

    The girl wearing Santa's coat said first person. She meant third person...

    • @mikeeaston4431
      @mikeeaston4431 4 года назад

      Tf was the point of typing that out?

    • @blaze556922
      @blaze556922 4 года назад

      @@mikeeaston4431 Mistakes need correcting. Are you slow?

    • @mikeeaston4431
      @mikeeaston4431 4 года назад

      @@blaze556922 How does you typing it in a comment section correct it? Everyone else heard it, knew she messed up, moved on. Are you slow?

    • @blaze556922
      @blaze556922 4 года назад

      @@mikeeaston4431 You're the one taking the time the comment about a comment. Now you're just embarrassing yourself. Run along kiddo... You're clearly a moron.

    • @mikeeaston4431
      @mikeeaston4431 4 года назад

      @@blaze556922 I just asked you why you would leave such a stupid comment. Then I realized you're very ignorant so showing people on the internet that you, like most elementary students, know the difference between 1st and 3rd person makes you feel smart. Which is sad but, whatever works. Also just saying, "you're embarrassing yourself" doesn't matter, you have to make valid points first kiddo.

  • @TELEthruVOXx
    @TELEthruVOXx 4 года назад

    i’ll take a fist full of wothers originals.

  • @MrPhoenixsuns
    @MrPhoenixsuns 4 года назад +1

    Is that Joe Flacco?

  • @craigrobertson8364
    @craigrobertson8364 4 года назад

    Im sure some dairy farmer will name his cow Joaquin

  • @audreym7119
    @audreym7119 3 года назад

    Not to sound too mean but I think they need to have Arthur-the joker invited on the program

  • @anewbugmusic
    @anewbugmusic 4 года назад

    The Hunt trailer looks fun!

  • @KingofCrusher
    @KingofCrusher 4 года назад

    Sarah Tiana and Christina P look exactly fucking alike, I totally thought the same girl had been pregnant for the last 2 years.

  • @SuperTFRO
    @SuperTFRO 4 года назад

    This show is awesome.

  • @MsMaureena
    @MsMaureena 4 года назад +4

    Good flow tonight.

  • @nickbarcheck1019
    @nickbarcheck1019 4 года назад +7

    What is this show supposed to be? These people are trying too hard to be not funny.

    • @gabecampbell8103
      @gabecampbell8103 3 года назад

      It is so sad and all the half wits in the comments seem to be enjoying it

  • @soonerthanlater8206
    @soonerthanlater8206 4 года назад +1

    David Seattle loves you too but we lost the first game of our season. 🤝😈

  • @seanwilks7712
    @seanwilks7712 4 года назад

    Damn, is that the kid from bad Santa?

  • @natewaltz2973
    @natewaltz2973 4 года назад +4

    Nice sweater spade wowww💯🔥

    • @mikebell7525
      @mikebell7525 4 года назад +1

      He borrowed it from his pops

    • @natewaltz2973
      @natewaltz2973 4 года назад

      @@mikebell7525 percs of tv lol

  • @johnklinger943
    @johnklinger943 4 года назад

    So true about Parasite!

  • @broncodeviltexas
    @broncodeviltexas 4 года назад

    Does Joaquin know a cow produces 8 gallons of milk a day?

  • @Sbc-rp9fc
    @Sbc-rp9fc 4 года назад

    A comedic Lamas class I see

  • @joshstewart186
    @joshstewart186 4 года назад +1

    Good your there Mr. Spade.

  • @worst1nthalobby734
    @worst1nthalobby734 4 года назад +2

    Didn't the Dragons lose lol

  • @monicarmen9437
    @monicarmen9437 4 года назад

    Did anyone notice Eminem's belly ???

  • @atm6870
    @atm6870 4 года назад +19

    I’m cringing at the pc guy tryin to hard

    • @jackohearts66
      @jackohearts66 4 года назад +1

      Worst guest appearance yet. So so stale.

  • @UnicornBountyHunters
    @UnicornBountyHunters 4 года назад

    i love this show

  • @starkravingralph
    @starkravingralph 4 года назад +16

    Vegan=Love! 😘💕

    • @MrOneNye
      @MrOneNye 4 года назад +2

      Millions and millions of years that animals have been murdering each other. We gotta show them love for all this madness to stop.

    • @adorable3817
      @adorable3817 4 года назад +5

      @@MrOneNye Animals kill for food and survival.
      Humans kill animals for taste, and fun.
      Animals also kill it themselves, with their teeth and claws - and don't feel bad about it.
      When humans find a Baby anything in the woods, abandoned by the mother...do we eat it? Or save it?
      If there was no meat at grocery stores or Restaurants, how much would people be eating it?
      In asia they eat dogs. And I'm sure children who grow up around that think it's perfectly normal.
      Beyond that, meat actually makes us sick. Animal products - literally cloggs our arteries faster than anything else in the world.

    • @JohnSmith-gq9gn
      @JohnSmith-gq9gn 4 года назад +1

      @@adorable3817 Every vegan that I have ever met looks like a meth head. It's not a healthy lifestyle. Meat is important in a healthy well balanced diet...as is fruits and vegetables. Humans kill animals for survival. This world had no grocery stores for a long time...yet meat was plentiful. Your comment is silly.

    • @starkravingralph
      @starkravingralph 4 года назад

      Yo, love is anything you want it about! Maybe I mean I love Vegans or Vegans love non humans orrrr it could mean love that it's easier to find vegan items because some people are allergic to meat and/or dairy. Chillax!

    • @MrOneNye
      @MrOneNye 4 года назад

      @@adorable3817 yes that is our gift to have meat for taste and fun. Not indulgence but am experience. It fills our senses to have cuisine light up our pallets.
      We save it cuz we don't eat babies.
      China is cracking down on those places in their country where people eat dogs and cats.
      Claws and sharp teeth is a worse death then what the livestock Industry does with cows or pigs. When you ever get to see a video of hungry hyenas almost taking down a water buffalo but being so desperate They just start tearing its to his stomach while it's still alive, then you'll understand a bit more about what you speak of.
      But as you'll see in the video link that I pasted, it's reassuring for me to know after you watch it that you are complicit also in your own form of "murder" because just because a plant doesn't have eyes and can't speak to you it doesn't mean it doesn't have a life force in it. Overindulgence clogs arteries. Overall what you and other vegans don't understand is it's not feasible in any way shape or form to have everyone eat vegan. The millions and millions of school kids can't eat vegetables and still grow strong bodies with vegetables that needed to be frozen. neither can senior citizens, neither can sport teams anything with athletic extracurricular activities. If you start looking around every which parts of we're supposed veganism woodwork you will find it fails because the one thing that soldiers 100% do not need is vegetables when they are working or staying awake for 14 hours plus. Protein gives you the most dense energy level by far. Which is why apex predators like lions or cheetahs have small stomachs. You have to consume close to double of a vegetable source to compared to a protein source. haven't you vegans figured it out that not one country in the world has leaned toward veganism for their citizens because it isn't feasible across-the-board? You have a fantasy of vegetables populating the world but there's no explosive energy with vegetables. It is fibrous meant to clean out the system but not meant for construction workers to get a boost or fireman to get ready to haul all their equipment into a fiery building. Veganism is a expensive lifestyle and one you're in all right allowed to keep but to try to advocate for veganism to propel capitalism forward is an absolute joke.
      ruclips.net/video/EoXQBQR5OaE/видео.html

  • @ladyalison2011
    @ladyalison2011 4 года назад +6

    Billie Eilish is a meme for not understanding what Kirsten Wig and Mya Rudolph in their sketch

  • @richardremick1639
    @richardremick1639 2 года назад

    Who am the other 3?

  • @sr.chiqitibum8607
    @sr.chiqitibum8607 4 года назад +4

    Who’s the pandering guy?

    • @jackohearts66
      @jackohearts66 4 года назад +1

      That's Guy Panderson. He definitely thought he was scoring huge wokeness points here and throughout the show.

  • @joshstewart186
    @joshstewart186 4 года назад

    The fact that On radio station's they did you were to busy to watch this because...The all these scenarios....But one scenario as a working class single dad....I was like because I didn't give a shit.... So what happened?

  • @nipunchawla
    @nipunchawla 4 года назад

    I wanted more slmming of the parasite film..and tht translator lady

  • @SpeechFree_R
    @SpeechFree_R 4 года назад

    Joaquin doesn't understand cows, they produce 5gal a day no matter what and if you don't get it out... well you can picture it after 7 days and calves don't drink 5gal a day

    • @abigaylejorden2227
      @abigaylejorden2227 4 года назад +1

      Do some research into factory dairy farms and tell me it’s natural then.

  • @mnmdisney
    @mnmdisney 4 года назад

    Maybe her weed was in her purse, DONT LEAVE HOME WITH OUT IT!!or yer seat

  •  4 года назад

    Great, now begins the #mootoo movement.

  • @xochitlpaz6577
    @xochitlpaz6577 4 года назад +11

    Joaquin is an animal rights activist and an amazing actor! You seem bitter, prob because you’ve never won one... or will

    • @SensoryAlchemy
      @SensoryAlchemy 4 года назад +9

      Yeah, I like how everyone tries to make this guy out to sound crazy, when they're the ones fucked up in the head.

    • @geodez2959
      @geodez2959 4 года назад +1

      Winning in Hollywood circles is for shallow morons, who pretend for a living. And if you admire that, you are emptier than you know.

    • @geodez2959
      @geodez2959 4 года назад

      @@SensoryAlchemy bahahaha! You sticking up for some poser who doesn't know you 🤣.

  • @elinoren6965
    @elinoren6965 4 года назад +1

    Dragons lost their XFL opener, Dave. Good shout out tho

  • @coldcoffeebear7459
    @coldcoffeebear7459 4 года назад +8

    I dont watch the Oscars.

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 4 года назад +1

      I watched it until I had enough and then I stopped watching it.

    • @claytonbrown7120
      @claytonbrown7120 4 года назад +1

      Cool story