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  • @TheRealDarrylStrawberry
    @TheRealDarrylStrawberry 3 года назад +214

    Rogan should be brought up on charges against humanity for giving us Burt Kreischer

    • @nietherniether7508
      @nietherniether7508 3 года назад +8

      firing squad

    • @Zachariah3D
      @Zachariah3D 3 года назад +12

      And how the hell did this guy land a podcast with Bill Burr??

    • @michaelmcdonald7401
      @michaelmcdonald7401 3 года назад +20

      I like bert, he's very nice and likable but at the same time he sucks.

    • @awfpunisher
      @awfpunisher 2 года назад +17

      and brandon schwab, and any grown man who is in a click called deathsquad. and for wearing shirts that go to his knees on stage.

    • @JohnDee633
      @JohnDee633 2 года назад +4

      @@awfpunisher omg I was just thinking about that earlier. I saw him wearing Supreme I’m thinking “you’re 40 stop trying to be a cool 20yr old”

  • @davidmgooden8320
    @davidmgooden8320 2 года назад +84

    Every comedian appears on every other comedian’s podcasts and they tell the same stories over and over again. Then the conversation invariably drifts into how hard they all had to work and pay their dues in comedy. And how no one on the outside understands how difficult this line of work happens to be.

    • @liamjones9115
      @liamjones9115 2 года назад +11

      Dont forget some talk about self improvement and cancel culture

    • @CrookedEyeSniper
      @CrookedEyeSniper 2 года назад +7

      Being a "funny guy" is NOT the same thing as being a "professional comedian". Just because you're a pisser to hang out with when you're all hanging out drunk at the bar, does not make you a professional comedian. It is a craft that people strive to perfect, and develop for many years. They hone that craft and work very hard. It is offensive to think, that just because you could drink a lot of alcohol and make people laugh by getting naked and putting a lampshade over your head, you can call yourself a professional comedian.

    • @mruniden
      @mruniden 2 года назад +1

      Long drives......comedy condos......."headlining'....

    • @williamfrederick8345
      @williamfrederick8345 2 года назад +1

      I might be alone here but im a fan of Segura and think its funny when hes with kreischer.
      I just wanna see what people who are not fans have to say.
      No hate

    • @notsocrates9529
      @notsocrates9529 2 года назад +1

      >"work"
      lol like it's manual labor in the Texas summer or deep sea fishing in Alaska during the winter. lol work lmao these clowns

  • @Mikeyjfox1
    @Mikeyjfox1 3 года назад +110

    HAHA BERT IS SO FUNNY. FAT GUY TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF AND GETS DRUNK. SO FUNNY

  • @cryptodazed9138
    @cryptodazed9138 3 года назад +63

    WATP struck gold with this one. And while covering the terrible shows of washed-up ex- radio personalities is great, I always feel kinda bad. But these super famous 'comedians' need this reality check. Gr8 ep.

  • @GeorgeLiquor
    @GeorgeLiquor 2 года назад +22

    Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer have 5,846 different podcasts between the two of them, and not one of them are entertaining or informative

    • @notsocrates9529
      @notsocrates9529 2 года назад +2

      Podcasting made me hate Tom Segura, he slimy and not likeable. His standup was funny to me at first but I couldn't look at him in the same light after the mommy nonsense or jeans talk.

  • @AJ-HawksToxicFinger
    @AJ-HawksToxicFinger 3 года назад +28

    Bert Kreischer isn't funny enough to be a comic. He's like a buddy who tells some funny stories but gets on your nerves most of the time.
    Rogan got a lot of mediocre comics famous.

    • @Kasigi03
      @Kasigi03 3 года назад +4

      People also love to claim Rogan weeds out liars and challenges them. Never once I'll bet, has he ever challenged Bert's horseshit lies about Russia and his crying about Van Wilder.

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 2 года назад +2

      And his Machine horse shit us 100% made up

  • @shellbacksclub
    @shellbacksclub 3 года назад +59

    i tried watching Kreischer's Netflix show & i could only get through like 5 minutes before i tapped out & hated life! Fuking awful!

    • @timrobbins8060
      @timrobbins8060 2 года назад +3

      I have said that same thing verbatim. You are correct sir. There's less comedy in the world bc of bert

    • @BobSmith-lu5ug
      @BobSmith-lu5ug 2 года назад +4

      Horrendous. He's been milking "the machine" bullshit for years. You're an alcoholic we get it. 🤡

    • @Gabagouhl
      @Gabagouhl 2 года назад +1

      Secret time!

  • @mariopena7162
    @mariopena7162 3 года назад +16

    I can't stand Bert. He got old and boring 10 minutes into the first time I heard him

  • @jamesz8496
    @jamesz8496 2 года назад +8

    Berts laugh talking is the most irritating thing ever

  • @SlipperyDripperie
    @SlipperyDripperie 3 года назад +19

    high voice bert causes me physical pain

  • @pamelyn186
    @pamelyn186 3 года назад +32

    Berts laugh is so fake. You guys are great.

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 3 года назад +3

      What I hate about him is his neediness...I sense it so palpably, it makes me think he would have bought my friendship if we were growing up in the same neighborhood

    • @Ffeoli1039
      @Ffeoli1039 2 года назад

      @@BoqPrecision yeah. That's a good way to put it. Now that I read it, I see what you mean.

    • @readilium3432
      @readilium3432 2 года назад

      If you can stand to watch him interview Cumia, Cumia makes him laugh genuinely and it sounds completely different.

  • @debo1937
    @debo1937 4 года назад +38

    Comedy has become bland trash.

  • @azaze88
    @azaze88 Год назад +2

    I'm glad you guys are calling these terrible podcasts out, Joe Rogan should have to answer for all of these crappy comedians podcasts, there are so many of them and they are just about all terrible

  • @ShaneMclane-PrivateEye
    @ShaneMclane-PrivateEye 10 месяцев назад +1

    Hearing the producer laugh enhanced a little in that one clip has further swayed me towards thinking that they add that laugh in post. I was already suspicious of it being an edit rather than a genuine laugh. Now I'm confident enough to put $1000 that at least 75% of the producer laughs are edited in, if not 100% depending on the episode.

  • @cryptodazed9138
    @cryptodazed9138 3 года назад +13

    All these 'All Things Comedy' hosts are so terrible. And declaring that they are going to make 'a viral clip' is so cringe.

    • @JohnDee633
      @JohnDee633 2 года назад

      @noble mc their fans are like Zombies. They spend most of their day with these “comedians” lying and wasting time just to get some extra money from them. And the fans love it, and think they’re all friends or something lol

  • @kevinhaubrich579
    @kevinhaubrich579 2 года назад +34

    Thank you guys for doin this, sincerely I appreciate it. Because I’ve felt completely insane for years as my “friends” devolve into being entertained by this utterly inane bullshit from non entertainers.

    • @gregscrabshack2307
      @gregscrabshack2307 2 года назад +3

      Some podcasts are great, but the market is really saturated with hacks.

    • @jmcfootball96
      @jmcfootball96 2 года назад

      You could say it’s a “bear” market

  • @carlosbaja678
    @carlosbaja678 3 года назад +31

    when bert reveals he drinks a gallon of kool-aide, and tom laughs so hard, was a great segment.

    • @joec7217
      @joec7217 2 года назад +4

      That was the only thing I laughed at

    • @ant64b
      @ant64b 2 года назад +1

      Let's be honest, it's probably a gallon of vodka.

    • @daxmiller35
      @daxmiller35 Год назад +1

      @@ant64b it's not vodka. Because that would actually be interesting.

  • @cryptodazed9138
    @cryptodazed9138 3 года назад +23

    Whenever Bert says "I used to have a joke" makes me think he doesnt use it anymore because he never got it to work...

    • @SuburbanProperty
      @SuburbanProperty 3 года назад +2

      Well you can't tell the same joke for 20 years now can you? Derp

    • @marcatkinson4149
      @marcatkinson4149 3 года назад +2

      @@SuburbanProperty The Machine is the ONLY funny bit he ever had.

    • @Kasigi03
      @Kasigi03 3 года назад +1

      @@SuburbanProperty Well, not if it's not funny. Derp. Carlin told jokes that lasted decades.

    • @colletti914
      @colletti914 2 года назад

      @noble mc That, "I'm not a racist I'm an economist" bit is literally a Joey Diaz bit.
      He can't keep getting away with it!

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds Год назад

      @@SuburbanProperty Jay Leno has been doing the same set for 50 years

  • @bodegacats8940
    @bodegacats8940 3 года назад +22

    I dont like you guys most of the time. But this time I agree. Bert is the luckiest famous guy in the world.

    • @augustusanderson6949
      @augustusanderson6949 2 года назад +1

      Bert is lucky but one who landed it to become even luckier, a multi millionaire & his job which he started "RadiOoo " at 18 to steer the ship with the so-called name Destroyer is the one & only OPIE Greg Hughes, Luckiest S.O.B. ! 👻🎃 somebody Jocktober his channel!

  • @foscogrubb
    @foscogrubb 2 года назад +4

    Just off the top of my head, I can easily name 20 Presidents, and I'm a moron.

  • @Tony2times714
    @Tony2times714 4 года назад +31

    You guys are spot on
    Finally someone speaking truth

  • @matthiasstephens2265
    @matthiasstephens2265 2 года назад +10

    Bert Kreischer thinks being shirtless and laughing his head off in every picture makes him funny

    • @budbundy4014
      @budbundy4014 2 года назад

      The only chance Bert has to make me laugh is if I walked in in him being gang rapped.

  • @Ben-nh9xw
    @Ben-nh9xw 2 года назад +11

    Because it seems to be famous,I checked out Bert’s “the machine” bit. I was amazed at how unfunny it was.

    • @jobnieloliva5358
      @jobnieloliva5358 Год назад +2

      You’d think a fake story would be funnier since he has had years to work on the lie.

  • @zachjones6096
    @zachjones6096 3 года назад +9

    I feel like everyone here also likes tom segura.

    • @Nick_J_
      @Nick_J_ 3 года назад +4

      His standup is actually funny

  • @opiebluwsit9751
    @opiebluwsit9751 2 года назад +13

    Why haven't these guys targeted Your Mom's House (if they have I can't find it). That is the most odorous POS podcast in existence. Thanks to the completely unfunny, therapy and parental expert Christina P.

  • @CAINE1984
    @CAINE1984 Год назад +1

    11 minutes in. I think I found what Bert is doing.
    I think he is working out bits, or digging around for bits.
    This isn't a show to him. It's a bit sounding board with ad reads.

  • @Dr.Metalblood
    @Dr.Metalblood 11 месяцев назад

    Someone should tell Bert that George Washington Carver did not invent peanut butter.

  • @daggerthedragon1582
    @daggerthedragon1582 3 года назад +10

    The sad part is: they DO have a producer, but he is treated like a child and applauded for acting like one.

  • @TheRealDarrylStrawberry
    @TheRealDarrylStrawberry 3 года назад +5

    "Things made from peanuts: Floor" WOW.

  • @TakeNoteOfThat
    @TakeNoteOfThat 2 года назад +1

    Bert looks like a dude who changes his entire identity into Dad, and is forever posting whacky "dad" memes.

  • @Women_Rock
    @Women_Rock 4 года назад +11

    Came here for the butthurt comments section, but tonight it’s actually tame lol

  • @borrisg4972
    @borrisg4972 2 года назад +1

    24:15
    "What level joke is that?"
    I was reading Catcher in the Rye and I'm like what the fuck, where's all the homeruns and crackerjacks and pitcher's mounds? Dat don't make no sense. TSS TSS foul balls, why don't he wash them smelly mugs? Homerun Chipp--- WOAH WOAH WAIT WAIT I better get my laughing cleats on since I don't even know what I just said, cuz!
    ^^^^ That would be the level of joke. Chip fucking Chipperson.

  • @shellbacksclub
    @shellbacksclub 3 года назад +4

    guarantee Owen Benjamin is pissed they call theirselves (gay) Bears!

  • @The-Autistic-Rat
    @The-Autistic-Rat 2 года назад +1

    Modern comedy podcasts are a downward spiral staircase for IQ points and originality. The footsoldiers that type like their favorite comedians' funnytalk are more heinous than people that roleplay on facebook as their pets

  • @Tony2times714
    @Tony2times714 4 года назад +12

    I thought I was the only one thinking this. You guys rock- the truth is awesome F@#k Tom ~Bert

    • @bobd9116
      @bobd9116 3 года назад +3

      Same, I don't know how they are as big as they are.

    • @jobnieloliva5358
      @jobnieloliva5358 Год назад +1

      Joe Rogan has a conspiracy to promote crappy comedians to make him seem like he’s actually funny.

  • @olsjaf4953
    @olsjaf4953 3 года назад +6

    Damn, I thought bert used to be kinda funny! It sounds so desperate, money hungry and Hollywood now there is no room for comedy. I hate myself for actually posting on a RUclips video but WTF

    • @gerrit8350
      @gerrit8350 3 года назад

      Nah these two are fucked off. It’s a great podcast

    • @18Callahan
      @18Callahan 3 года назад

      Exactly 👆

  • @xjamesxreedx
    @xjamesxreedx 2 года назад +4

    I like Tom Segura’s standup, but his various podcasts are just meandering LA-comic bullshit.

  • @imthedude7009
    @imthedude7009 3 года назад +8

    the producers on all their shows have to laugh loud and uncontrollably, its so forced and annoying.

  • @ElPatron42069
    @ElPatron42069 2 года назад +1

    I feel sorry for anyone who takes Ambien. You will get addicted and it will ruin your life. You can wake up behind your steering wheel and kill someone even if you thought you went to bed

  • @newsungsails3651
    @newsungsails3651 2 года назад

    “Benjamin Franklin discovered lightning.”

  • @ryanparadissis9115
    @ryanparadissis9115 3 года назад +5

    Tom is one of those classic guys at acts nice on the outside but is a sociopath on the inside. also he secretly feeds Bert secretly a part of the feeder community and Bert doesn't even know that's how good of a friend he is...

  • @adamD9697
    @adamD9697 2 года назад +2

    Maybe don’t over analyze “dumb conversations” if they’re just dumb conversations? You might live a happier life.

  • @KuppaKwafee
    @KuppaKwafee 2 года назад +8

    Ok I thought maybe I was the only ones who gets the douche chills from
    These two? I’ve never had a laugh at either of them.

  • @pelheckit
    @pelheckit 11 месяцев назад

    These guys aren't comedians, comedians make people laugh. These two middle aged adolescences can barely make each other laugh.

  • @CrookedEyeSniper
    @CrookedEyeSniper 2 года назад +1

    Their peanut butter eating audio makes stuttering John seem less disgusting. And that is really hard to do considering the fact that the sound of stuttering John's phlegm and spit while talking and shouting, it's just completely repulsive.

  • @GeorgieKid
    @GeorgieKid Год назад +2

    Why did nobody notice Bert said Ben Franklin “Invented LIGHTNING”?!?,,,lol
    Was he joking??..God I hope he was.

  • @jdion79
    @jdion79 2 года назад +1

    Doing the lord's work. SO FUCKING BAD

  • @zackrida5452
    @zackrida5452 Год назад

    Tom Segura is the more hate worthy guy bert is easy target

  • @tmccane
    @tmccane 3 года назад +6

    I can explain what it is about these guys...and I love them......but I could name 50 guys I've met over the years who are exactly like them....and I'm a nobody from upstate NY.....so If I've met 50 guys just like them in 40 years.....imagine how many throughout this country and farther. They literally are two guys who sat around hanging out and said...hey why dont we just record the shit we say when we hang and make some money. Even Rogan has said that what you see on their podcast is what you always get with them when you hang out with them.

    • @BobSmith-lu5ug
      @BobSmith-lu5ug 2 года назад +1

      What's to love it's just an alcoholic and a bigot who talks in monotone. If you've watched one podcast or standup bit you've seen it all. They're awful

  • @prosperity4444
    @prosperity4444 2 года назад +1

    All those Inventions and he couldn't invent a funny line for that bit

  • @18Callahan
    @18Callahan 3 года назад +2

    He listens to audio books when he’s drunk.

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 3 года назад +5

    YMH in general is a horrific institution... a fully functional recycling center where original content goes to die and dead horses get beaten into a fine granular powder... if you've seen one episode of ANY show on the entire network you've seen them all. the same handful of pathetic tik toks over and over again. the same handful of pathetic characters over and over again. Josh and Drew are unfunny hacks so let's give them their own show! hey, let's find some weird niche pr0n to laugh at! hey, let's find some footage of people getting seriously injured or literally dying on camera to laugh at! hey, let's talk about exotic super cars that I'm being paid to rent because nothing says comedy like cool cars! hey, let's about professional athletes and local LA sports because nothing says comedy like cool football players! Joe Rogan should have to apologize for pushing Tom and Bert onto the world stage.

    • @witchyraptor
      @witchyraptor 2 года назад

      Just wondering what should they be talking about ?

    • @jobnieloliva5358
      @jobnieloliva5358 Год назад

      @ chewingum Nothing. Not everyone needs to have podcast. Most people don’t even think they should be comedians

  • @jack-gf6jw
    @jack-gf6jw 3 года назад +4

    Blows my mind this is like the only video on RUclips critiquing burts sad attempt at Comedy. yet there's tons of RUclips's critiquing good commics makes no sense.

    • @SuburbanProperty
      @SuburbanProperty 3 года назад +1

      Probably because your "good comedians" aren't that good and these guys are jealous losers 🤷‍♂️

    • @jack-gf6jw
      @jack-gf6jw 3 года назад +3

      @@SuburbanProperty favorite commmediems are Dave Chappelle Bill Burr but whatever makes u feel better about your rolls fatboi.

    • @SuburbanProperty
      @SuburbanProperty 3 года назад +1

      @@jack-gf6jw Wow, you're into the top two comics in the entire world. Clearly you are a comedy expert.

  • @jaredwatt9846
    @jaredwatt9846 3 года назад +15

    Tom segura is a gem, other guy not so much

    • @VashTheDamnFiend
      @VashTheDamnFiend 3 года назад +7

      Segura is one of the most overrated comedians of all time

    • @daniellamont7265
      @daniellamont7265 3 года назад

      @@VashTheDamnFiend This coming from someone who uploaded the most douche chilly gay video ever. Amy Pigface is more your speed.

    • @VashTheDamnFiend
      @VashTheDamnFiend 3 года назад

      @@daniellamont7265 lol huh?

    • @WaRLoKWYATT
      @WaRLoKWYATT 3 года назад

      @@daniellamont7265 ....he doesn't even have any videos uploaded.... I just checked because of your stupid comment.

  • @jsl2411
    @jsl2411 2 года назад +1

    Bert and Tom are so unfunny. Im glad other people think that too. I cant see why these comedians have fans they are incredibly boring

  • @cosmicb699
    @cosmicb699 2 года назад

    2 average comedians 1 big cash grab

  • @drummer78
    @drummer78 2 года назад

    “Why is Ben Franklin on the $100 bill?….Because he discovered lightening”…oof.

  • @Sanctus_Manifesto
    @Sanctus_Manifesto 2 года назад +1

    Joe Rogan has spawned total garbage.

  • @Ffeoli1039
    @Ffeoli1039 2 года назад +1

    Jeez. I thought you guys were adding in that laughter for that one clip. That says it all

  • @backforblood3421
    @backforblood3421 Год назад

    Another amazing "coincidence" occurred while I was listening to this. Right when it got to the point where one of them said "the Bible" in talking about people on Jimmy Kimmel's show not being able to name a book, I was reading the word Bible in the title of the listing of a Book of Eli prop in the search results on a website. The prop is called "Book of Eli, The (2010) Bible Page"

  • @kencoakley3959
    @kencoakley3959 2 года назад +2

    Bert Kreischer is his own favorite comedian. One thing people who eat on mic don't realize that, while most people hate the sound of eating on mic, it goes double for people with Aspergers (myself included).

  • @Linkard
    @Linkard Год назад

    Established titles is a known scam

  • @johnnycritical
    @johnnycritical 2 года назад +3

    I can’t even be surprised anymore when learning that mind boggling garbage content is super popular. It’s a pattern over the last decade.
    Also, I’ve never searched for Bert Kreischer. That is the first time I’ve ever typed his name. But RUclips puts his shit into my auto play EVERY single day. The powers that be seem to have decided that he is gonna be a massive star. RIGHT NOW RUclips has episode 7 of “2 bears, 1 cave” loaded up and ready to auto play as soon as I’m done typing. I won’t let that happen.

  • @robertgatsby9755
    @robertgatsby9755 3 года назад +4

    Tom is there for the money, but at least he can be funny on his own or with another funny person. I’ve never laughed at anything Bert has done. Ever.

  • @shawn576
    @shawn576 3 года назад +1

    This is shockingly bad. Tommybuns was generally a great guest when he's on JRE. Here, this just doesn't work. Tom and Bert might be great friends, but the chemistry in having conversations isn't there.
    I'm amazed that anyone would fall for the scam of buying a 1x1 plot of land. I own land in my home country, and I remember paying probably $1000 just to have a lawyer file the documents that make me the legal owner of that land.
    Scammers are brilliant because they come up with scams that normal people would never even dream of.

    • @JohnDee633
      @JohnDee633 2 года назад +1

      Tommy Buns? Are you talking about DMX? Please don’t tell me this 50+ year old lame stole the name from a Gangster film… 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @JamesSuperstar4Ever
    @JamesSuperstar4Ever 4 года назад +17

    I love how two dudes put up a video with 67 views saying two dudes with a video with 600,000 plus view don't have anyone listening to their podcast 😂🙃

    • @dsprocks
      @dsprocks 3 года назад +4

      @Hilltop JD614 Cumtown podcast and others get far more views than this podcast and it's also on RUclips so you can compare the two.
      You can't compare WATP to Ellen DeGeneres because her show is a network supported show on television and this is an online youtube series.
      This podcast sucks, they would have more views if they didn't just bitch about other people for their entire show, god damn how pathetic.
      These guys are losers and their mockery isn't funny or insightful or informative.
      These guys are so insecure all they can do is try and tear other people down.
      Pretty sad.

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 3 года назад +1

      Ahh the ol' quality vs quantity dilemma
      ALWAYS CHOOSE QUALITY

    • @JamesSuperstar4Ever
      @JamesSuperstar4Ever 3 года назад

      @@BoqPrecision hey dufus u missed the point... It was them saying no one listens to their podcast when they have almost a million views lmao

    • @JRKar434
      @JRKar434 3 года назад +1

      Why are you wasting your time here? I'm sure" 2 Broke Girls" is on somewhere for you to enjoy.

  • @mahtinown-eel
    @mahtinown-eel 2 года назад +1

    LA comedy sucks. The NY scene is so much more funny

  • @JustAnotherBlader
    @JustAnotherBlader 3 года назад +6

    You should rip into their Koolaid segment. Literally 15 minutes of Burt doing that stupid laugh.

  • @xavierclements2228
    @xavierclements2228 4 года назад +11

    WATP keeping it low and loose. Please follow proto next time.

  • @jfrsnjhnsn
    @jfrsnjhnsn 2 года назад +1

    The only time I've seen Kreischer was when he guest hosted Bad Friends and he was terrible. There is a kind of "comedian", a lot of them know Rogan or knew O&A, that really are just people in the cliques and are just around. Like, who goes to a Big Jay Oakerson show? People local to him or that know him. Comedians like that basically just say, "I'm kind of a dick, I get on people's nerves, I'll just really lean into being me!" It's more like underperforming performance art. Kreischer and Ari Schaffir would make a good duo to avoid.

    • @colletti914
      @colletti914 2 года назад +2

      Sorry man, but Big Jay is probably the funniest comedian alive right now. Seems like a nice enough guy on his own.

    • @jobnieloliva5358
      @jobnieloliva5358 Год назад

      Almost Every comedian that goes on Rogan is trash.

    • @ryandireda9455
      @ryandireda9455 Год назад

      You never been to a big jay show I'm assuming....he's a master, wether you listen to him on podcasts or not the guy is very highly revered in the comedy community.Sorry you feel that way

    • @ryandireda9455
      @ryandireda9455 Год назад

      If you think every comic on Rogan is trash I would love to hear who you think is a funny stand up comic. It doesn't get better than that. I think you just don't like stand up ... Just because you don't like it doesn't mean they are not funny....it means it's just not for you.

  • @tonytomei1175
    @tonytomei1175 4 года назад +6

    Opie and Anthony did Scott & Todd jocktober every Friday in October. You should do that with Opie Radio podcast.😂😂😂👍👍👍

    • @immenseLOTUS
      @immenseLOTUS 3 года назад +5

      I posted one comment recently on Opie's stream, asking him to show himself again because i miss those tits. He went on to mention me and explain why he doesnt have tits anymore and make sure everyone knew that i didnt "get" him. If i knew it was this easy to troll the opester i would have started a long time ago.

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 3 года назад

      Karma you mean

    • @tonyf5869
      @tonyf5869 2 года назад

      Fucking with tha destroyer is the greatest past time.
      Anyone know the name of that bullshit clip where Greg was "just so mad" and "slammed a dudes head into a taxi door?" I've been trying to find it

  • @GreggEddwards
    @GreggEddwards 2 года назад

    that screeching that burt does is fucking unbearable

  • @goon009
    @goon009 Год назад

    if they watch the show when Bert's not there it is completely different. even check the view count on the episodes bert is gone

  • @palaciosjorge3075
    @palaciosjorge3075 2 года назад

    What are you talking about? Joe Rogan these guys are the funniest comedians

  • @MegaMcCurtis
    @MegaMcCurtis 3 года назад +4

    2 Bears is an objectively terrible podcast in its current state. Most of the humor now comes from Tom encouraging Bert's never ending train of horrible life decisions while Bert thinks it is genuine support. Watch an episode with a co host of literally anyone than Bert and it becomes pretty okay, actually. Tom and Bert are both successful comedians, all the podcast bullshit they do is truthfully nothing but supplemental income to them (and perhaps maybe just an excuse to get out of the house and hang out). When you can put in the minimum effort and reap the maximum rewards, why the fuck not.

  • @terrybates9874
    @terrybates9874 2 года назад

    Enough about the peanut butter

  • @jdubya7
    @jdubya7 2 года назад

    I'm so happy to know I'm not alone. I can't stand Bert and for a while I thought it was just me.. Tom is kind of annoying now too. He used to be hilarious but he's losing it and I hate how he teams up with unfunny comics. I dont like YMH because Christina isn't funny at all, and I don't like 2 Bears 1 Cave because Bert is annoying asf. It's like they're rubbing off on Tom.

  • @eazzyblue3755
    @eazzyblue3755 2 года назад

    i would love to see jake paul knock kreicher out

  • @blacktoothfox677
    @blacktoothfox677 3 года назад +2

    So... this is the sound of zero effort.
    Ari should have spiked harder.

  • @bodyxcount22
    @bodyxcount22 Год назад

    Their podcast is shit, but I LOVE YMH podcast. 2 very different things.

  • @pontiva420
    @pontiva420 3 года назад +1

    Are you serious with all these adds Carl?

  • @ItsEdubbb
    @ItsEdubbb 2 года назад +1

    We watch the podcast to laugh at Bert, not with him. His entire comedic career is people laughing at him. That’s the enjoyment. Which apparently everyone here has missed.

  • @bftvclips8925
    @bftvclips8925 2 года назад

    You dont understand Tom Segura's humor

  • @hallucinato2307
    @hallucinato2307 2 года назад

    I think you guys are over thinking their podcast. Of course it's bad. They even say it's bad. The show is meant for simple people. Don't get mad for them making money get mad at the people who watch it

  • @ericb7799
    @ericb7799 2 года назад

    I’ll be honest, as someone who’s watched Tom Segura and Christina P’s main postcast “Your Moms House” for years I never could stand “2 Bears 1 Cave.”. Sorry but Bert Kreisher just isn’t that funny for short periods much less for a long form podcast. He’s somewhat funny the first time you hear his one main bit but it gets real old and real quick. I really can’t stand 2 Bears, it’s another example where the quality obviously suffers for the sake of quantity and putting out yet another boring podcast.

  • @kenbrovost9653
    @kenbrovost9653 Год назад +1

    I love me some Tom though.

  • @abjstudio
    @abjstudio 3 года назад +1

    This show is not any better lmao

  • @RealKisht
    @RealKisht 2 года назад +1

    I like tom, I cant stand bert. Its an awful podcast.

  • @readilium3432
    @readilium3432 2 года назад

    Why would it take anyone any time at all to explain Free Parking in the monopoly game? Literally nothing happens. Same with Just Visiting at the Jail the type of boring, do nothing turns that you don't find in board games less than a hundred years old.

  • @user-od8yh8xs9u
    @user-od8yh8xs9u 2 года назад

    ive never gotten the appeal of kreischer. segura is kinda funny the first time you see him but it fades quickly.

  • @NattyNickDxB
    @NattyNickDxB 2 года назад

    12000 subscribers later. jokes on the huh? haha

  • @coffeeknuckles4802
    @coffeeknuckles4802 3 года назад +5

    Yup, this podcast is a steaming coil.

  • @jacobm92
    @jacobm92 Год назад

    you guys have good voices for sports. you should do sports news

  • @lumpheadthump
    @lumpheadthump 2 года назад

    Ooof. The criticisms are so cringingly reaching. Comedians talking nonsense? The hell you say! They didn’t keep score! Ugh. Missing the shots taken at Bert. Oy. Taking the podcast seriously, that one almost made me crack a molar. I think trashing Stuttering John might be your lane. Listening to dumb guys call them dumb felt like when a kid makes fun of an adult for not believing in Santa.

    • @georgecortes853
      @georgecortes853 2 года назад +1

      Bert is trash bro, you ain't gonna get anyone on your side about him , your kind of saying the podcast is too good people just don't get it. We get it and it fucken sucks, love segura,, hate bert as we all should, jump on board

  • @mershispatientzero6355
    @mershispatientzero6355 2 года назад

    There’s no way anyone listens to this.

  • @HeyThatsInteresting97
    @HeyThatsInteresting97 2 года назад

    3:10 - “why did he think that was gonna go viral?”
    Why did you think he was being serious? 😂 I feel like you guys constantly miss sarcastic humor and call it unfunny. Although there’s no way you’re missing it because it’s so blatant. Idk

  • @ryandunn2806
    @ryandunn2806 4 года назад +5

    Lmaooo I have a two bears one cave hat. Been waiting for this one.

  • @cornjobb
    @cornjobb 4 года назад +8

    you didn't get it at all. it started out as a regular podcast, then it quickly turned into tom cruelly egging on bert's constant stupidity (showering in his pool, picking his nose, eating uncrustables, etc.)

  • @vandals_Gardens
    @vandals_Gardens 2 года назад

    This is a channel literally made to shit on podcasts

  • @TechVikingHunter
    @TechVikingHunter 4 года назад +12

    "How poor these two at putting on an entertaining show" I couldn't even finish these 30 minutes cuh

    • @Mikeyjfox1
      @Mikeyjfox1 3 года назад +9

      You have Ethan klien as a profile pic lol I figured you'd like this shitty podcast as well

    • @TechVikingHunter
      @TechVikingHunter 3 года назад

      @@Mikeyjfox1 oh buddy :) thank you for the compliment. Sorry that you have poor taste. But hey, continue listening to other people complain about other peoples work. That's the life. Always being angry, commenting on someone's comment from 5 months ago.. enjoy yourself pal :)

    • @yasera.b3502
      @yasera.b3502 3 года назад

      Man I got so nervous in less than 5 min when I lesson to 2 bears

    • @marcatkinson4149
      @marcatkinson4149 3 года назад +3

      The fact that you use the term cuh tells me all I need to know about how bad your taste is.