What's worse is that they give you the option to pick the money bag, but only to say no, you need to save the cat first, you're not allowed to waste time picking up the money bag laying *right next to you* , and we will waste even more time saying "No" to your command.
@@michaelmcdoesntexist8350 Like maybe it's just me but knowing how much our world and times has effected how the English language evolved to where it is today my suspension of disbelief for such a handwavy line is non-existent. Even a 'I dunno' would have been better.
@@MrGanjie So you could have a fun scene where they're(the humans and Fray) speaking gibberish to one another and then you could find some magical translation device Fray's people use for diplomatic missions. Or something like that.
@@MrGanjie if shes also speaking the language by using the cuff it wouldn't be too much to assume she just naturally learned the language by unknowingly speaking it right
Seriously. The notorious "Did I just do that?" scene is what you'd put in an _internal_ monologue. Any normal person would be staring at the cuff like, "Okay. Explain. Now!"
I think a normal person would be back at the castle slowly going insane trying to rationalize being teleported from New York to someone's leaking imagination while talking to a sentient vambrace. She did jump and the whole game is a DMT trip to make the dying go pleasently.
14:58 exactly, cats go nuts when they are scared. take the bag first and put the cat in the bag, they love tight spaces so not only it calms them down but you also don't risk wrestling with the cat trying to carry it out in your arms
The cat wasn't even fucking panicking or scared or making noises, despite the building being ON FIRE. It was just chilling in a corner waiting for Frey. Literally nothing about that entire fire scene made ANY sense. People broke into this place, I assume through the window, and the cat is perfectly silent. They spend quite a bit of time clomping around tagging the window they decided not to bar shut from the outside I guess, spreading I assume gasoline around before lighting it up, and the cat doesn't even knock something off a shelf. They also did nothing to the cat btw. So Frey hears NONE OF THIS, and she's also incredibly lucky the gang members decided to pull this retarded stunt instead of, you know, opening her fucking bedroom door and beating her to death or shooting her. Then they'd have found that BAG OF MONEY as well. What they SHOULD have done is have the bag of money in the OTHER room. So she wakes up, the place is on fire, the bag of money is just GONE, and Homer is gone too, the cat fucking bailed once the fire started. She gets out as well, everything she's ever had is gone, hard cut to her on a roof looking down at the street far below before seeing the weirdly glowing vambrace. The miraculous feat of writing you can pull off when you have fucking BASELINE intelligence and common sense.
what got to me about forspoken is how they had the mc be so stubborn as to refuse to acknowledge that her new abilities come from the connection with the vambrace
@@SavantPete How did the freerunning handle? It looked really well done. Shame they shut down the studio, it could have been implemented in a FLASH video game.
13:39 That's actually a funny story if it's the thing I'm thinking of. Basically, the people who play those kinds of games get really, really nerdy about weapons and military equipment, and get into really granular arguments about it online. In this case, a guy who was in the military himself got so worked up over a debate about a fighter jet or something that he leaked classified documents just to prove that he was right.
That’s the entirety of the War Thunder community. They frequently have people from every military in the world leak classified documents to prove them right and get stuff in the game changed. but as TheRussianBadger said “Please stop leaking this stuff we can’t use it because it’s sort of *TURBO ILLEGAL* “
@@SpecialInterestShowNo war thunder is the game, So much Military Classified information has leaked that the game "War Thunder" was at one point classified as a threat to national security
I know this is a very small point, but she got sentenced to community service without being found guilty. This was clearly just an arraignment where she pleaded not-guilty, so the judge had no right to sentence her to anything
Game devs: **use the word "Torana" as the name for their portals** Me, being Australian: "Ah, so she travelled to Athia in an Australian car from the 80s."
The child is just there to make the brooding protagonist to do a 180 and want to save the world, so I honestly don't really care since the child was never more than a plot device.
She was literally in the game for like 5 minutes, she interacted with Frey twice, the first time she was trying to rob her, and the second time Frey just wanted something from her. Then she immediately decides Frey is her best friend in the world for no reason, then she IMMEDIATELY fucking dies. It's literally the cheapest fucking "Feel bad because dead child" in the book.
They didn't mention it but the combat is basically one button and there's no difference between the difficulty options. Other than enemies have more health
The magic is sooooo bad. I could make it in 20 seconds by pressing control C and control V. It's literally just "Elemental attack flavors 1 through 4."
It would of been cool if the cuff was neutral/good person but being with the Fey enrages and twist him enough to turn into the evil one. Either is sent back in time and Fey is forced to right the evil that lives through the past to the current day. Like Fey is so much of an jerk that she literally makes the villain. All she needs to do is treat the Vambrace with some kindness!
Someone in the comments Already said it but the fact that We have an equivalent of an Isekai in a Video Game but screwed it up in terms of "Wizard Magic" is some bs😂
That whole 1st chapter should have been flashback cutscenes. They should have started with her waking up in the other world. Also, sometimes you just have the characters talk during gameplay and not use cutscenes. Like the part when she discovers she can use magic. Just have voiceovers while you are running around.
Literally nothing that happens in the prologue has any consequence beyond making Frey look like some kinda moron. Frey would have been way more interesting if she was just normal. No extensive criminal record. No footchases with gang members. No homelessness with a shoe collection. Frey work some menial job and reference being an orphan. Her hook could be her lack of direction before being pulled into the new world. You could even have some voiceover like, "Yeah. I know what you're thinking. This kid is supposed to save someone? She can barely keep her rent paid, right? We'll be getting to that." You also *_never_* make your isekai so connected to their real world that they want to go back!
@@silverblade357 that’s only if they die. This was the type where they are transported with the hook of if they finish the quest, they can go back. I think they were trying to go for this Han Solo type of story. She comes off as this person no one cares about (except the judge) and is fighting against being the hero. Solo kept being the hero, but going against it when everyone was telling him to stay. With her, everyone was still treating her like the people on Earth did. I think the problem is that they should have made it that the people saw her being a hero when she’s just saving her own life. Anti-woke people might see it as being a Mary Sue, but it would have been a pov thing from the other characters. Have her transport in near the city, do the tutorial so the city folk could see her fight and been seen as a savior. This gets rid of the duality of the girl being like the judge. It also, like you said, starts the process of her not really wanting to go back so bad. Make her want to help these people.
You know, I would be more suspicious of there being a single person who stood up for me in such a situation, since it doesn’t make sense for a random person to talk out against the council, then is treated as an equal as the council practically despite not even being apart of it in a court room! How did she manage to break her out of a prison that should have several watch guards?
There's a million and one possible stories that could have been told via Isekai, from The Chronicles of Narnia, to Alice In Wonderland, to even (arguably) Dragon Ball Z. And this is what they went with.
@@amusingmoose9924 Wait until I tell you the Kaijuverse isn't even real. It's just the extended Paul Bunyanverse. The lizard is king for as long as Paul stays on vacation. That's all.
@@Zinlain That’s less of a mindfuck to me because it wasn’t as nonsense heavy as Alice in Wonderland. Now I’m interested in looking up the roots of the isekai genre.
33:00 This. This is easily among the worst scene transitions I have ever seen in my entire life. Frey waves at the guards for help, the screen fades to black, and it opens back up with her in cuffs being escorted through the city. The stupid part is that Frey looks down at her hands in surprise, as if she wasn't present for being confronted and arrested. This was beyond dumb and makes Frey look like a headcase! They clearly couldn't figure out how the guards would be capable of arresting someone who just fought a dragon, so they just skipped whatever it was. A better game would have just had her blacking out from exhaustion within view of the city and being taken into custody. Did nobody proofread this garbage?!
I so so much wanted to like this game. Being advertised as a "free running" game, it disappointed me immensely when the first thing I did was try to jump at the side of the bridge and got the message that I can't go there. They wrote Frey like you would a side character that the main character would need to guide into a redemption arc. Except of course there is no likeable main character to balance it out, or to help her remption.
Love the vid definitely looking forward to skittensays half before I completely judge the game about to watch it now thanks I will let yall know my thoughts after I watch her half
The part that pisses me off is that cats are perfectly capable of running away from fire on their own, they are literally living animals with legs, they're even well known for being amongst the most nimble organisms on the planet A bag of hundreds of thousands of dollars, on the other hand...
I normally dislike when people eat when reacting but considering this is longer than most 90s animated movies and Internet Historian also personally gave Skitten the snack pass I'm down for this vid!!!!
They could have just done magical Prototype. And they fucked it up. A more bloodthirsty Frey tearing a monster in half and assimilating it for more power would immediately make this game an 8/10
The Voice Actress has had the worst agent in the world.. Everything she has been the lead star of has bombed.. and it had nothing to do with her performance.. it was usually the script was just bad.. but her agent keeps getting her these gigs that ultimately the media bombs. It's very unfortunate.
@@Kevin-zc4sp You can say that but she’s also not awful either. If she was given an actually decent role, I’m sure she’d at least do well enough with it.
It’s funny that she hasn’t done anything major so what has she done that she’s fantastic in? An let’s not say resident evil cause we all know they don’t do well
Every time you guys ask "Does that happen?!" I always go "That WOULD be interesting! _That does not happen."_ lmao Will say tho, Vambrace is pretty cool
You know what this is? It's life is strange but with magic and fucking dragon, but they wanted fantasy so bad because they thought it was going to make the game Better but it's still life is strange.
It's so incredibly cheap! The characters are completely stock. The homeless angle is a blatant attempt at making her sympathetic, but she's so fucking smug and unengaged with the magical-world.
32:30 Honestly. Since I'm DM-ing and trying to make my players have a good experience in terms of combat/character/story I can safely say that I'm better at writing than the guys who wrote the script for this game.
1:06:52 I wouldn’t even count this as a rushed Prim death like they did in the hunger games movie. Because this was how they intended it to go. That’s so bad.
If you want to play a game with a witty, talkative female lead that's actually likeable, and has telekinetic abilities...just play Control, it's a much better game than this.
1:40 How do you messit all up? By giving you the ability to throw rocks for a long looooong portion of the game and letting you unlock any other (divoide of creativity) magic much later on. It's not even the cool Earth Bending type ether. It's just a generic "not a gun".
You know you f-d up writing your main protagonist, when even the inanimate object attached to her arm is more likeable and relateable. Even when the writers try to make him evil by the end, he still has more charm and I cared more about him as a character than Frey.
When she's in front of the Council of Cipal and they want to execute her, it's referencing the queen of hearts from Alice in wonderland with the whole "off with her head" bit 🤣
Anyone else see the archivist and just get blasted back to the past when you first saw Miss Trunchbull while watching your Blockbuster Matilda VHS? No? Just me then?
Ok... Does anyone else see this psychopath put ketchup on her popcorn... Skitten... do you also put ketchup on cornflakes? Asking for a friend... *dials phone* Hello 911... I'd like to report a crime.
@@SkittenSays I'ma need you to explain to me... How what you just said... Makes it ANY BETTER!? If you said you pop microwave popcorn... open the bag, put a spoon full of cheese powder in it... and shake it around a bunch... Then yeah... borderline normal behavior. But not only did you put an insane topping on your shiz... But you "corrected me" by saying "nuh uhh... its actually spicy insanity." LIKE IF YOU FIXED THE SITUATION! *PANT PANT PANT* I think I need to go lie down... Chavez ... I salute you my G! Because I would NEVER sleep next to someone that A. Drinks orange juice after brushing their teeth... Or B. putting ANY of the 3 main condiments ON FRICKING POPCORN.
What I really find funny is that even thougu it turned out to be the big villain, Frey completely disrespects and belittles the vambrace the entire time as if it's not the only reason she has power in the first place, like bitch know your place 😂😂😂
This game is basically final Fantasy mystic for the modern day. Basically final Fantasy mystic was a final Fantasy game designed with the idea of being appealing for westerners back then. It featured everything simplified to the point of being soo pathetic it was forgotten. This basically feels like the western equivalent of again taking an eastern story with a western twist Simplified to boredom.
Chiming in for Skitten's sake: Cheshire (as in Cheshire Cat) is pronounced more like "Cheh-shur". Not nitpicking or anything, it's a common mistake-- Cheshire is a town in North West England, so it's pronounced like the town's name. :) I hope that's at least interesting trivia, lol! I only know this because I live in England, and most place names here are not pronounced the way they're written.
@@osmaniesquijarosa4308 Most of them, yes! :) Like Leicestershire is pronounced as "Lester-shur". Worcestershire is pronounced like "Worster-shur" by most people, but "Wor-sester-shur" if someone really wants to enunciate it.
What's worse is that they give you the option to pick the money bag, but only to say no, you need to save the cat first, you're not allowed to waste time picking up the money bag laying *right next to you* , and we will waste even more time saying "No" to your command.
If only humans had developed some means of holding two things at once, such as some kind of bag that one can sling over their shoulder.
@CruelestChris
or just having 2 hands and using them given that both of those are not that heavy
@gogakaman1958
Eh, I'm not sure you could one-hand a frightened cat.
@@CruelestChris That money bag you can put it on your shoulder, and carry the cat with two hands.
I find the cuff magically translating for Fray more believeable then one of our world's languages being spoken 1:1 across the multiverse.
Right? If you're gonna go for an isekai then at least study what isekai have done before
@@michaelmcdoesntexist8350 Like maybe it's just me but knowing how much our world and times has effected how the English language evolved to where it is today my suspension of disbelief for such a handwavy line is non-existent.
Even a 'I dunno' would have been better.
But she loses the cuff for a while
@@MrGanjie So you could have a fun scene where they're(the humans and Fray) speaking gibberish to one another and then you could find some magical translation device Fray's people use for diplomatic missions. Or something like that.
@@MrGanjie if shes also speaking the language by using the cuff it wouldn't be too much to assume she just naturally learned the language by unknowingly speaking it right
Seriously. The notorious "Did I just do that?" scene is what you'd put in an _internal_ monologue. Any normal person would be staring at the cuff like, "Okay. Explain. Now!"
Modern writers don’t have internal monologues unfortunately, can’t write about something you don’t have.
Harry Potter looks up and says: "I love magic"
I think a normal person would be back at the castle slowly going insane trying to rationalize being teleported from New York to someone's leaking imagination while talking to a sentient vambrace.
She did jump and the whole game is a DMT trip to make the dying go pleasently.
14:58 exactly, cats go nuts when they are scared. take the bag first and put the cat in the bag, they love tight spaces so not only it calms them down but you also don't risk wrestling with the cat trying to carry it out in your arms
The cat wasn't even fucking panicking or scared or making noises, despite the building being ON FIRE. It was just chilling in a corner waiting for Frey. Literally nothing about that entire fire scene made ANY sense.
People broke into this place, I assume through the window, and the cat is perfectly silent. They spend quite a bit of time clomping around tagging the window they decided not to bar shut from the outside I guess, spreading I assume gasoline around before lighting it up, and the cat doesn't even knock something off a shelf. They also did nothing to the cat btw.
So Frey hears NONE OF THIS, and she's also incredibly lucky the gang members decided to pull this retarded stunt instead of, you know, opening her fucking bedroom door and beating her to death or shooting her. Then they'd have found that BAG OF MONEY as well.
What they SHOULD have done is have the bag of money in the OTHER room. So she wakes up, the place is on fire, the bag of money is just GONE, and Homer is gone too, the cat fucking bailed once the fire started. She gets out as well, everything she's ever had is gone, hard cut to her on a roof looking down at the street far below before seeing the weirdly glowing vambrace.
The miraculous feat of writing you can pull off when you have fucking BASELINE intelligence and common sense.
They failed at making a video game Isekia story. So sad
They could have easily given her no personality (Twilight style), but instead they went out of their way to give her a very bad one.
When japan and korea has so many they could copy lol
Not to mention the gameplay was nowhere near as fast as they advertized
Isekai ain’t meant for games shoulda just kept it to manga and anime
@@melwilliams1504 Nah, it can definitely work, this is just a terrible execution.
Skitten bringing snacks for a 2 hour video is definitely a mood
yeah fat
@@xXscreamingkoalaXx Damn bro lol
@@xXscreamingkoalaXx you don’t eat snacks at a movie?, lame
I like only 3 things about this game.
1.) Vambrace is the goat
2.) The painted nails giving different powers was cool
3.) That's it
4.)you can uninstall it as you please
what got to me about forspoken is how they had the mc be so stubborn as to refuse to acknowledge that her new abilities come from the connection with the vambrace
@@xxwolfxx9844 I mean... She was right though
@@SavantPete How did the freerunning handle? It looked really well done.
Shame they shut down the studio, it could have been implemented in a FLASH video game.
@@Shockguey The powers were actually done really well. Dialogue aside, they did great with the combat
13:39 That's actually a funny story if it's the thing I'm thinking of. Basically, the people who play those kinds of games get really, really nerdy about weapons and military equipment, and get into really granular arguments about it online. In this case, a guy who was in the military himself got so worked up over a debate about a fighter jet or something that he leaked classified documents just to prove that he was right.
That’s the entirety of the War Thunder community. They frequently have people from every military in the world leak classified documents to prove them right and get stuff in the game changed. but as TheRussianBadger said “Please stop leaking this stuff we can’t use it because it’s sort of *TURBO ILLEGAL* “
It's happened more than once, too. It's hilarious.
Oh my GOD this was the game that caused that? I'm losing it holy shit
@@SpecialInterestShowNo I think it might have been War Thunder, though maybe it was one of their tanks that got leaked.
@@SpecialInterestShowNo war thunder is the game, So much Military Classified information has leaked that the game "War Thunder" was at one point classified as a threat to national security
I know this is a very small point, but she got sentenced to community service without being found guilty. This was clearly just an arraignment where she pleaded not-guilty, so the judge had no right to sentence her to anything
this game got demolished into oblivion by a rhythm beat em up that came outta nowhere, then shut down the studio that made Forespoken
The one forespoken right?
@@Norrabal Ya i should edit my comment
@@Norrabal foreskinpoken
And now the rhythm beat em up studio also closed
"You're not gonna bring me into a 2h video and expect me to not have snacks"
Goddamn right
personally speaking the cutscenes make Frey come off as more unlikable at times which really doesn't make me care for her getting back home.
Technically still an isekai. Re:Zero was the MC being transported without him dying
Overlord also.
Game devs: **use the word "Torana" as the name for their portals**
Me, being Australian: "Ah, so she travelled to Athia in an Australian car from the 80s."
I will never get why they hire gorgeous actresses just to purposely make them uglier in game
Because making them look pretty is bad
Those evil gamers want to play characters that look good
The child is just there to make the brooding protagonist to do a 180 and want to save the world, so I honestly don't really care since the child was never more than a plot device.
They fridged the child
She was literally in the game for like 5 minutes, she interacted with Frey twice, the first time she was trying to rob her, and the second time Frey just wanted something from her. Then she immediately decides Frey is her best friend in the world for no reason, then she IMMEDIATELY fucking dies.
It's literally the cheapest fucking "Feel bad because dead child" in the book.
They didn't mention it but the combat is basically one button and there's no difference between the difficulty options. Other than enemies have more health
The magic is sooooo bad.
I could make it in 20 seconds by pressing control C and control V. It's literally just "Elemental attack flavors 1 through 4."
It would of been cool if the cuff was neutral/good person but being with the Fey enrages and twist him enough to turn into the evil one. Either is sent back in time and Fey is forced to right the evil that lives through the past to the current day.
Like Fey is so much of an jerk that she literally makes the villain. All she needs to do is treat the Vambrace with some kindness!
Sounds like something an 8th grader would write after they attempted to run away from home while depressed.
Someone in the comments Already said it but the fact that We have an equivalent of an Isekai in a Video Game but screwed it up in terms of "Wizard Magic" is some bs😂
100 mil couldn’t have possibly been wasted on this… that’s absolutely insane given the writing and graphics…
That whole 1st chapter should have been flashback cutscenes. They should have started with her waking up in the other world.
Also, sometimes you just have the characters talk during gameplay and not use cutscenes. Like the part when she discovers she can use magic. Just have voiceovers while you are running around.
Literally nothing that happens in the prologue has any consequence beyond making Frey look like some kinda moron.
Frey would have been way more interesting if she was just normal. No extensive criminal record. No footchases with gang members. No homelessness with a shoe collection. Frey work some menial job and reference being an orphan. Her hook could be her lack of direction before being pulled into the new world.
You could even have some voiceover like, "Yeah. I know what you're thinking. This kid is supposed to save someone? She can barely keep her rent paid, right? We'll be getting to that."
You also *_never_* make your isekai so connected to their real world that they want to go back!
@@silverblade357 that’s only if they die. This was the type where they are transported with the hook of if they finish the quest, they can go back.
I think they were trying to go for this Han Solo type of story. She comes off as this person no one cares about (except the judge) and is fighting against being the hero. Solo kept being the hero, but going against it when everyone was telling him to stay. With her, everyone was still treating her like the people on Earth did. I think the problem is that they should have made it that the people saw her being a hero when she’s just saving her own life. Anti-woke people might see it as being a Mary Sue, but it would have been a pov thing from the other characters. Have her transport in near the city, do the tutorial so the city folk could see her fight and been seen as a savior. This gets rid of the duality of the girl being like the judge. It also, like you said, starts the process of her not really wanting to go back so bad. Make her want to help these people.
You know, I would be more suspicious of there being a single person who stood up for me in such a situation, since it doesn’t make sense for a random person to talk out against the council, then is treated as an equal as the council practically despite not even being apart of it in a court room! How did she manage to break her out of a prison that should have several watch guards?
There's a million and one possible stories that could have been told via Isekai, from The Chronicles of Narnia, to Alice In Wonderland, to even (arguably) Dragon Ball Z. And this is what they went with.
You’ve blown my mind with calling Alice in Wonderland an Isekai
@@amusingmoose9924 Wait until I tell you the Kaijuverse isn't even real. It's just the extended Paul Bunyanverse. The lizard is king for as long as Paul stays on vacation. That's all.
@@amusingmoose9924Brutal Legend is also an Isekai if you think about it
@@amusingmoose9924Wizard of Oz is also Isekai. The tornado was the original Truck-kun.
@@Zinlain That’s less of a mindfuck to me because it wasn’t as nonsense heavy as Alice in Wonderland. Now I’m interested in looking up the roots of the isekai genre.
33:00 This. This is easily among the worst scene transitions I have ever seen in my entire life.
Frey waves at the guards for help, the screen fades to black, and it opens back up with her in cuffs being escorted through the city.
The stupid part is that Frey looks down at her hands in surprise, as if she wasn't present for being confronted and arrested. This was beyond dumb and makes Frey look like a headcase!
They clearly couldn't figure out how the guards would be capable of arresting someone who just fought a dragon, so they just skipped whatever it was.
A better game would have just had her blacking out from exhaustion within view of the city and being taken into custody.
Did nobody proofread this garbage?!
Funniest part was the council dude was right, she was in cahoots with a demon
I so so much wanted to like this game. Being advertised as a "free running" game, it disappointed me immensely when the first thing I did was try to jump at the side of the bridge and got the message that I can't go there. They wrote Frey like you would a side character that the main character would need to guide into a redemption arc. Except of course there is no likeable main character to balance it out, or to help her remption.
Love the vid definitely looking forward to skittensays half before I completely judge the game about to watch it now thanks I will let yall know my thoughts after I watch her half
I'm actually really glad that y'all made this reaction
You can tell this game started production at the height of the MCU and isekai wave omg.
"Those were EVERYBODYS Fuckbook, not just yours!" ~ a timeless quote if I've ever heard one.
The part that pisses me off is that cats are perfectly capable of running away from fire on their own, they are literally living animals with legs, they're even well known for being amongst the most nimble organisms on the planet
A bag of hundreds of thousands of dollars, on the other hand...
I normally dislike when people eat when reacting but considering this is longer than most 90s animated movies and Internet Historian also personally gave Skitten the snack pass I'm down for this vid!!!!
That is a very specific media
They could have just done magical Prototype. And they fucked it up.
A more bloodthirsty Frey tearing a monster in half and assimilating it for more power would immediately make this game an 8/10
Did I just do that!? Did I really just tear that monster in half with my hands!! Hahaha!
The Voice Actress has had the worst agent in the world.. Everything she has been the lead star of has bombed.. and it had nothing to do with her performance.. it was usually the script was just bad.. but her agent keeps getting her these gigs that ultimately the media bombs. It's very unfortunate.
Nah she's just not that good.
@@Kevin-zc4speven if she's a B-list getting the worst possible roles in a row is just the worst luck possible
@@Kevin-zc4sp You can say that but she’s also not awful either. If she was given an actually decent role, I’m sure she’d at least do well enough with it.
get what you vote for
It’s funny that she hasn’t done anything major so what has she done that she’s fantastic in? An let’s not say resident evil cause we all know they don’t do well
"Nagato"
"Yeah"
I gotta get me chemistry like that with somebody someday.
1:13
Journalist: You had SO MUCH!-
Forspoken: Potential?
19:43 "Let her jump"
Made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night xD
I’m finally getting to these vids and I see exactly what y’all were talking about now LMFAO! This is funnier than it’s suppose to be!
You have never seen the My Immortal fan fiction video from Internet Historian? You should definitely check that out, it's hilarious!
Every time you guys ask "Does that happen?!"
I always go "That WOULD be interesting! _That does not happen."_ lmao
Will say tho, Vambrace is pretty cool
Damn, only like half an hour in, I haven laughed this hard in years
You know what this is? It's life is strange but with magic and fucking dragon, but they wanted fantasy so bad because they thought it was going to make the game Better but it's still life is strange.
It's so incredibly cheap! The characters are completely stock. The homeless angle is a blatant attempt at making her sympathetic, but she's so fucking smug and unengaged with the magical-world.
They did to Isekai what Hollywood did to dragon ball
Ahh, Forspoken, the game that failed so hard it killed the studio. 😆
We really need more Storymode vids lol
I would love to see Chavezz lose his mind watching My Immortal.
32:30 Honestly. Since I'm DM-ing and trying to make my players have a good experience in terms of combat/character/story I can safely say that I'm better at writing than the guys who wrote the script for this game.
I love how the secondary character is literally an accessory so poetic that you cant even have a normal follower because shes so insufferable
9:25 ...That would've been a way better intro to the whole isekai thing! No cap!
35:50 Black? I thought that woman was asian this whole time. lol
19:24 im ugly crying yyoo 😭😭😭
3:10
Like Fre is GTA5, & the cops behind her is GTA4
1:06:52 I wouldn’t even count this as a rushed Prim death like they did in the hunger games movie. Because this was how they intended it to go. That’s so bad.
One of the things this game made me want to know is what a benign miasma is.
Fog?
Skitten with the Carlee Russell snack kit.
Robbing a public library is crazy😂😂
If you want to play a game with a witty, talkative female lead that's actually likeable, and has telekinetic abilities...just play Control, it's a much better game than this.
Hell yeah! Storymode might be my favorite IH channel yet.
When I saw the lady being held against the pillar it reminded me of lord far quad from shrek
Anything headlined by a Frey is doomed to fail.
Tbh if she grabbed the money first it woulda been a great ironic lesson for her when it’s worthless in the other world
That baby was loitering.
Throw the book at her!!!
1:06:00 how JK Rowling names her characters 😭
27:38 Frey's superhero monologue 😂💀🤦♂️
1:40 How do you messit all up? By giving you the ability to throw rocks for a long looooong portion of the game and letting you unlock any other (divoide of creativity) magic much later on.
It's not even the cool Earth Bending type ether. It's just a generic "not a gun".
i was so exited for you two to watch this vid
Was that hotsauce on your popcorn? I thought I was the only person to do that.
NOT ANOTHER ONE
@@ChavezzslovakiaI put lime juice on mine, so you can bump Skitten up a tier or three in comparison. (Try it though, it slaps)
This could have been an interesting game, if it wasn't for the "too-modern" writing, especially the "comedy" bits.
I just love the part where she corrected the Internet Historian's Alohomora spell pronunciation
I still have a WELL overdue library book from middle school. I'm 31, now.
"Rotundus Sizemore" Totally using that as an RP name.
The librarian lady is the bearded lady from the greatest showman
15:41 EXACTLY! I was practically screaming it
Wow skitten stealing books from a public library -_- see this is why we can't have nice things 😭 /j
You know you f-d up writing your main protagonist, when even the inanimate object attached to her arm is more likeable and relateable. Even when the writers try to make him evil by the end, he still has more charm and I cared more about him as a character than Frey.
Oh my god that apple bite was literally SimGM Productions level eating
When she's in front of the Council of Cipal and they want to execute her, it's referencing the queen of hearts from Alice in wonderland with the whole "off with her head" bit 🤣
I thought that fan fiction opinion and you said it seconds later. Spot on top to bottom fan fiction game 😂
11:52 GIRL just put a down-payment on the car or a fake ID to get the car from impound godDAMN
WHERE IS THE CJ DACHAMP BLACK LAGOON VIDEO CHAVEZZ. YES I'M BACK YES I'M YELLING THOSE ARE THE ONLY ONES NOT ON THE PLAYLIST
16:15 oh my god! How did they find her!? It's not like she was in her apartment or there was a gang after her! /s
Anyone else see the archivist and just get blasted back to the past when you first saw Miss Trunchbull while watching your Blockbuster Matilda VHS? No? Just me then?
48:50 did this in HS😂 how i got to read in the after, in the end, and the lockdown series
You guys should do his Gentleman Pirate vid pretty please
Ok... Does anyone else see this psychopath put ketchup on her popcorn...
Skitten... do you also put ketchup on cornflakes? Asking for a friend...
*dials phone* Hello 911... I'd like to report a crime.
It's hot sauce, not ketchup lol
@@SkittenSays I'ma need you to explain to me... How what you just said... Makes it ANY BETTER!?
If you said you pop microwave popcorn... open the bag, put a spoon full of cheese powder in it... and shake it around a bunch... Then yeah... borderline normal behavior.
But not only did you put an insane topping on your shiz... But you "corrected me" by saying "nuh uhh... its actually spicy insanity." LIKE IF YOU FIXED THE SITUATION!
*PANT PANT PANT* I think I need to go lie down...
Chavez ... I salute you my G! Because I would NEVER sleep next to someone that A. Drinks orange juice after brushing their teeth... Or B. putting ANY of the 3 main condiments ON FRICKING POPCORN.
29:17 that was funny, earned a sub for that 😂
Repetitive exposition never gets boring, lol.
What I really find funny is that even thougu it turned out to be the big villain, Frey completely disrespects and belittles the vambrace the entire time as if it's not the only reason she has power in the first place, like bitch know your place 😂😂😂
1:03:38 Technically Yes this is still the beginning of the Game.....
"Original video:"
Ah yes, my favorite URL lol
This game is basically final Fantasy mystic for the modern day.
Basically final Fantasy mystic was a final Fantasy game designed with the idea of being appealing for westerners back then.
It featured everything simplified to the point of being soo pathetic it was forgotten.
This basically feels like the western equivalent of again taking an eastern story with a western twist
Simplified to boredom.
i liked the video the moment Skitten appeared with all does snack. lol
I still can't believe this game is getting DLC. lol
BTW this game was sold at $70 absolutely not punching down. The same studio took 15 years to make ff15
Chiming in for Skitten's sake: Cheshire (as in Cheshire Cat) is pronounced more like "Cheh-shur". Not nitpicking or anything, it's a common mistake-- Cheshire is a town in North West England, so it's pronounced like the town's name. :) I hope that's at least interesting trivia, lol! I only know this because I live in England, and most place names here are not pronounced the way they're written.
Does that mean that every place that ends in shire is also pronounced with a “shur”?
@@osmaniesquijarosa4308 Most of them, yes! :) Like Leicestershire is pronounced as "Lester-shur". Worcestershire is pronounced like "Worster-shur" by most people, but "Wor-sester-shur" if someone really wants to enunciate it.
@@effluviah7544 Nice! Thank you very much for the knowledge, now I can finally pronounce Worcestershire sauce, not even joking.
@@osmaniesquijarosa4308 No problem, glad I could help! :)
@@effluviah7544and for people who are really in a hurry, you can say west-chur
That Boy CJ DaChamp uploaded
45:49 That’s not true tho. There have been 4.
Two are thieves, one is a judge, and another is a councilwoman.
Dark_Lord 82 and Destructive_Demonslayer 79's waiting for yall at evo.
you know someone had to say it
first