seems like i have to clarify this this is an edit not a mod so STOP REMINDING ME OF MY MISSES LMFAOAOOO edit: also don't remind me that i can change the charts i just can't with it
Speaking of rap God.... Look, I was gonna go easy on you Not to hurt your feelings But I'm only going to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes) Just a feeling I've got Like something's about to happen But I don't know what If that means what I think it means We're in trouble, big trouble And if he is as bananas as you say I'm not taking any chances You are just what the doc ordered I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod Now, who thinks their arms are long enough To slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot But for me to rap like a computer It must be in my genes I got a laptop in my back pocket My pen'll go off when I half-cock it Got a fat knot from that rap profit Made a livin' and a killin' off it Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack I'm an MC still as honest But as rude and as indecent as all hell Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with) This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC In the back of the Ac' Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack And at the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts While I'm practicin' that I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs Feel my wrath of attack Rappers are havin' a rough time period Here's a maxi pad It's actually disastrously bad for the wack While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as 'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard Everybody wants the key and the secret To rap immortality like Ι have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's Simply rage and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to root for a nuisance Hit the Earth like an asteroid Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!) MCs get taken to school with this music 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bus the rhyme" Now I lead a new school full of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim Inspired enough to one day grow up Blow up and be in a position To meet Run-D.M.C., induct them Into the motherfuckin' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Even though I'll walk in the church And burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in Is the alcohol of fame On the wall of shame You fags think it's all a game 'Til I walk a flock of flames Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'? Little gay-lookin' boy So gay I can barely say it with a straight face Lookin' boy (Ha-ha!) You're witnessin' a massacre Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy "Oy vey, that boy's gay!"-that's all they say, lookin' boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the back And a "way to go" from your label every day, lookin' boy Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy? I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, lookin' boy I'ma work for everything I have Never asked nobody for shit Get outta my face, lookin' boy! Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause- I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racin' around the track Call me NASCAR, NASCAR Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God Kneel before General Zod This planet's Krypton-no, Asgard, Asgard So you'll be Thor, I'll be Odin You rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off, then I'm reloadin' Immediately with these bombs, I'm totin' And I should not be woken I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head A zombie floatin' But I got your mom deep-throatin' I'm out my Ramen Noodle We have nothin' in common, poodle I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm And pay homage, pupil It's me, my honesty's brutal But it's honestly futile if I don't Utilize what I do though For good at least once in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in this Chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes To maybe try to help get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines Just in case, 'cause even you unsigned Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime I know there was a time where once I Was king of the underground But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoah Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine Appeal with the skin color of mine You get too big and here they come tryin' To censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP 1 when I Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9 See if I get away with it now That I ain't as big as I was, but I'm Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows You write normal? Fuck being normal! And I just bought a new raygun from the future Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad Singin' to a man while he played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24-7 special on the cable channel So Ray J went straight to the radio station The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!" Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad) Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman? Innovative and I'm made of rubber So that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me And it'll glue to you and I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience A feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make elevator music "Oh, he's too mainstream." Well, that's what they do when they get jealous They confuse it "It's not hip-hop, it's pop, "-'cause I found a hella way to fuse it With rock, shock rap with Doc Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it "I don't know how to make songs like that I don't know what words to use." Let me know when it occurs to you While I'm rippin' any one of these S that versus you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many verses I gotta murder to Prove that if you were half as nice Your songs you could sacrifice virgins too? Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie But look at the accolades these skills brung me Full of myself, but still hungry I bully myself 'cause I make me do What I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you Ill when I speak in tongues But it's still tongue-in-cheek fuck you I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel I'ma sleep in the front seat Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz Still "Chunky but Funky" But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils And here's what they want from me They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have, then you may be a little patient And more sympathetic to the situation And understand the discrimination But fuck it, life's handin' you lemons? Make lemonade then! But if I can't batter the women How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? Don't mistake him for Satan; it's a fatal mistake If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and Don't be a retard - Be a king? Think not Why be a king when you can be a God?
124 Likes? Wow guys thank you, I don't expect that this joke will be successful. P.S: You don't need like this comment, but I sure you know it. Edit: 1 537 likes? Did I actually got in the bullseye? :0 But again, thank you guys and maybe girls, I just not sure if girls watched this video and more so, noticed my comment. d=(´▽｀)=b Edit: 2 Hah hah, very funny give like to this comment, seriously guys you don't need to do this.
@@StarLukky bro i literally speak spanish and both are similar It's pore so that Spanish speakers can understand the basics of Portuguese and not only is mexican is literally from most of America and comes from Spain
@@borkedluck no it just goes on for all we eternity we're trapped there you cannot shut down the game you cannot turn off the computer and turn it back on it will still be on there is no way to get rid of it now you were stuck listening to this song to the end of your life
Ruv: (Starts singing without stopping) Boyfriend: (Tries to sing but gets cut off in a millisecond by Ruv) Sarv: (Burst into the room) Ruv, stop being salty and - (gets cut off mid-sentence by Ruv) Boyfriend: **A C T U A L P A I N** Girlfriend: SOmEbOdy stOp thIs mAn! Later... Ruv: (Stops singing) Alright. Your turn. Boyfriend: *Y A ' T H I N K ! ?*
seems like i have to clarify this
this is an edit not a mod so STOP REMINDING ME OF MY MISSES LMFAOAOOO
edit: also don't remind me that i can change the charts i just can't with it
L o L
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Still ur misses arent a lot well done comrade 👁👄👁
@Ice Mangulabnan nobody cares
Ya brazilian?
Ruv: *”finishes” his solo*
BF: be-
Ruv: no. I’m not done.
0 comments with 187 likes guess i am the first one to comment also beep boop skedoo bep
SILENCE
he may have finished, but he wasnt done..
@@ruv4512 *BEEP*
He was gonna say *BEGONE THOT*
Boyfriend: doesn't get his turn and still wins
Ruv: Excuse me, WTF?
well i mean....not being allowed your turn would be cheating i suppose
Excuse me Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
This is the new Luigi does nothing and wins
ruv is amazing xd
He wins via DQ
Bf: . . .
Ruv:I'm done!
Bf:but that was the whole song-
Ruv:Shut the hell up-
Bf: ...
Ruv: I won :D
Bf: look at the bar
Ruv: ... WHAT THE F-
Bf: I won 😎
Ruv: *angry noises*
Sarvente: this is fine :>
*part 2?*
* earthquake noises intensifies*
Sarvente: RUV YOUR IN CHURCH 😤
LOL
I love how Ruv did the whole song yet he's still on the losing end of the bar
😭😭😭😭
Haha
Pfft 🤣🤣🤣
Parents when you try to explain your side of the story:
crying rn
My parents have like these sarcastic questions
I think it's just all parents in general
Asian parents when you do something thats bad in their opinion
Accurate
I love how he almost gets his turn, and prepares to sing, then it immediately cuts lol
Your pfp is hella cursed lmao
@@Error.exe.. ya i stole it off komodachi i think that's the names, community post lol
Did some one say cursed
What in the pfp is that
Panka mn
Boyfriend: Prepares to sing
Ruv: *We don’t do that here*
You don’t do that here* -RUV proceeds to sing until the church crumbles
It is now proven, BF is a literal rap GOD. He didn't Beep a single note and is still winning, he just wins by existing. Mad respects for him.
Yes
I believe in BF rapmacy
Speaking of rap God....
Look, I was gonna go easy on you
Not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means what I think it means
We're in trouble, big trouble
And if he is as bananas as you say
I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough
To slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
But for me to rap like a computer
It must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin' and a killin' off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC
In the back of the Ac'
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts
While I'm practicin' that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic
I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow?
All I do is drop F-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are havin' a rough time period
Here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody wants the key and the secret
To rap immortality like Ι have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)
MCs get taken to school with this music
'Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bus the rhyme"
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up
Blow up and be in a position
To meet Run-D.M.C., induct them
Into the motherfuckin' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I'll walk in the church
And burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in
Is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game
'Til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?
Little gay-lookin' boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face
Lookin' boy (Ha-ha!)
You're witnessin' a massacre
Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy
"Oy vey, that boy's gay!"-that's all they say, lookin' boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a "way to go" from your label every day, lookin' boy
Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy?
I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, lookin' boy
I'ma work for everything I have
Never asked nobody for shit
Get outta my face, lookin' boy!
Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable
Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause-
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racin' around the track
Call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod
This planet's Krypton-no, Asgard, Asgard
So you'll be Thor, I'll be Odin
You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off, then I'm reloadin'
Immediately with these bombs, I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head
A zombie floatin'
But I got your mom deep-throatin'
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothin' in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm
And pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't
Utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this
Chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case, 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoah Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come tryin'
To censor you like that one line
I said on "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP 1 when I
Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
See if I get away with it now
That I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows
You write normal? Fuck being normal!
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
Singin' to a man while he played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24-7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station
The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!"
Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me
And it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience
A feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
"Oh, he's too mainstream."
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous
They confuse it
"It's not hip-hop, it's pop, "-'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
"I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use."
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm rippin' any one of these
S that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice
Your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?
Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do
What I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue-in-cheek fuck you
I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel
I'ma sleep in the front seat
Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz
Still "Chunky but Funky"
But in my head there's something
I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils
And here's what they want from me
They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
I have, then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handin' you lemons?
Make lemonade then!
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake him for Satan; it's a fatal mistake
If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard - Be a king? Think not
Why be a king when you can be a God?
@@cyb3rN1K0 tldr
OH YEAH
Boyfriend: bee-
Ruv: im not finished
Boyfriend: bo-
Ruv:can you let me do what i need to do
yepp
Yes. Thanks for understanding me.
@@ruv.4271 use pyro ball for not letting bf having a turn
Tyler the Creator reference
@@rullatu he went to the bathroom. So I singed alone. 😌
The funny thing is without boyfriend having his turn it’s like the whole song it sounds fully without a swap between the two
True
Ur picture looks like my doggo. Or ur my long lost brother. Aiden is that u?
@@Cough_Dropppp what
@@Cough_Dropppp No, he your great great great great great great great great great great and 100M great great grandfather. Say hi to him
It's funny how The Boyfriend doesn't need to be there for the song to be good almost like he's not necessary
Ruv: lemme tell you the history of Russia
Boyfriend: ok
Bf: **Inhales**
Ruv: “But wait! There’s more!”
Zavodila, but Girlfriend traumatized for all her life.
Girlfriend: *hears one second of Russian hardbass*
Also Girlfriend: *PTSD intensifies*
@@goldengage3058 XD
124 Likes? Wow guys thank you, I don't expect that this joke will be successful.
P.S: You don't need like this comment, but I sure you know it.
Edit: 1 537 likes? Did I actually got in the bullseye? :0 But again, thank you guys and maybe girls, I just not sure if girls watched this video and more so, noticed my comment. d=(´▽｀)=b
Edit: 2 Hah hah, very funny give like to this comment, seriously guys you don't need to do this.
Aaayyyyyy I like how u noticed girlfriend gets scared when ruv raps
😂
when you're arguing with your mother and she won't let you talk:
relatable
Relationship goals-
@@dignityworks_animates5775 what the heck
m.ruclips.net/video/NvuCKiTAfto/видео.html
@@Mkngs7snaj Hehe
As I always say, *"the best way too beat an opponent is too never give them a chance."*
HAAAHAHAHA I CAN TOTALLY SEE PERIDOT GIVING OFF THAT LINE HAHAHHA
*song finishes *
Ruv: Aight I'm done my turn.
*Boyfriend notes coming up*
Ruv: “Ctrl Alt Del”
Lol
XD
LOL
Boyfriend: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Girlfriend: *perpetually frightened*
Lol
Lol
Lol
wat
I broke your 666 likes.
BF: about to do some beep bops
Ruv: no talk
no beep. NO BEEP. i think thats wat u meant
POV: You insulted Russia within earshot of Ruv. This is his response.
You do not beat Ruv... Ruv beat you!
when your mom is so mad at you that she starts speaking alone
Sadly can relate-
"NO, DO NOT EVEN TALK TO ME. YOU DID NOT DO YOUR HOMEWORK SO THATS IT, I'M TAKING YOUR DEVICED AWAY."
lmao yeah
@Jasleen Gil my dad in a nutshell
Hello zenitsu
And then Boyfriend has to repeat the entire song himself
Oh no....
Suddenly the arrows disappear
CRIMINAL
CRiminal
Criminal
criminal
CRIMINAL
CRiminal
Criminal
criminal
CRIMINAL
CRiminal
Criminal
criminal
He better have remembered it
@꧁Gʟɪᴄʜʏ Eʀʀᴏʀ꧂ wait
Did u have afk arena
1:17 it's cute how it just zooms in boyfriend's face
Ruv never gives him a chance
Meter: let’s pretend he’s beating ruv :D
Boyfriend had so much free time that he just learned French and Spanish instead
😂😂😂😂👍👍👍
@Uchôa yes
@Uchôa it's spanish... But also In Portuguese it is said the same
Spanish is another language spanish is from mexico and PORTUGUESE is from brazil
@@StarLukky bro i literally speak spanish and both are similar It's pore so that Spanish speakers can understand the basics of Portuguese and not only is mexican is literally from most of America and comes from Spain
The boyfriend is literally me trying to talk to my friends
I think you might need some better friends, dear
@@pandorajoyless4376 humens are not dears
oh, MY GOD, YES SAME
@@pandorajoyless4376 I think you need better friends dear.*
Mt friend yelling that I did something wrong but sounds like gibberish: cydhywgitsxied(&5:?)522#£|?€¥?¥•
I like how Boyfriend started speaking different languages 😭
"you cant lose, if your opoonent doesnt get his turn" - Ruv
and yet, he lost
sans : if it's not your turn, you can't attack, and you won't win.
(edit: the likes dropped?!)
Well, in this case, it’s more...
if it’s not your turn, you can’t attack, and you won’t lost
But if there's no note, you cannot miss it
@@borkedluck no it just goes on for all we eternity we're trapped there you cannot shut down the game you cannot turn off the computer and turn it back on it will still be on there is no way to get rid of it now you were stuck listening to this song to the end of your life
Then, how is Bf winning-
@@_kelsius_ sans: dirty hacker.
Ruv: sings
BF: hits 1 arrow
Ruv: sings again
ok
Ok
ok
ok
ok
BF: *gets ready to sing*
Ruv: no
BF: *beep bops sadly*
THE LAST FRAME IS A FUCKING MOOD
I FEEL YOU BF
alternative title: girlfriend being scared for 1 minute and 20 seconds straight
I'm sorry, did you mean 1 minutes and 21 seconds straight?
@@JaydenDivinity the video is slightly longer or shorter for different ppl
21
20 final answer
@@thetrashcommunity9341 i- huh-
I like how he says please in other languages other than russia.
Also how is bf winning by doing absolutely nothing. Like luigi
Thx for like man
Ikr
These two got a deal bf gave vodka to ruv then while hes doing the *hardbass*bf get the score
Bf cant lose if he doesnt have any notes to miss lmao
Truth is, he does speak Russian, he prefers not to.
Alternative title: when Ruv is very mad at bf and he never lets him get his turn
Boyfriend: dude let me have my turn
Ruv: NO
Bf: ok it’s definitely my turn now-
Ruv: *laughs in Russian bass*
?
@@realsmexyspring5894 are you actually russian?
@@realsmexyspring5894 we know what you did
@@airyscales no
RUSSIAN BASS IS A THING???
bf be like: *dies inside in beep bop*
9 brasileiros nesse video
Beep bop sekali
_beep bop_
Dies in boop bep
Beepbop skbedeboop
I like how he begs him in French xD
Arrow : *going to bf*
Ruv : *NO TURN FOR YOU KID*
Ruv is just making the longest roast in history.
LOL
Zardy if he didnt let bf have his turn:*laughs in scarecrows*
The bar:
it's such a hard roast that gf is getting traumatised in the background
Lasts over 2 minutes
RUV:*not letting bf even say half a note* bf:*so desperate he start speaking spanish*
And french-
and using the spain without s joke
Hola
SERIOUSLY WHY IS IT EVERY GACHA I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE THAN MY PET CUCUMBER
Again, when he said "por favor" its portuguese,what's up guys understand this please
Boyfriend just wanted to have his turn *Ruv be like when he's mad*
Ruv:Still singing..that not let bf get turn
Also Ruv:Still losing score
Meanwhile Sarv "RUV YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET HIM HAVE HIS TURN" "I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT WHILE WE PRACTICED-"
Ruv: **continues to sing**
Sarv: RUV
Me: this is fine 😀
RUVVV-
Thats not very holy
I bet while Sarvente was teaching him he didn't give her a turn
@@linguine4690 yes, can confirm, I was watching in the nothing world.
bf: *about to sing*
ruv: *your free trial of singing has expired*
Ea rn:Hehe boi
Beep :(
@Anna James bo beep bop? [really?] ó-ò
@Anna James beeep! [Yay!] :D
@Anna James Boop boop boop! [Hahaha!] xD
Me when I'm trying to explain why there's spam in general to the mods be like
Ruv: "Sings the whole song"
Also Ruv: *Is still losing*
you gotta love the fact that bf does nothing and still wins
I bet Luigi taught him it
@@Pxiless bf be living there n 2017
luigi told him the secrets
Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing but its bf
@@Pxiless yessss siiiir
the bf like: well since i can’t have my turn can i use the bathroom?
they were looking for it from the beginning after all
Sometimes it doesn’t work that way. :)
@@okayno6426 Hey! I`m a big fan! :)
The real question should be did boyfriend win or not
@@mairin862 true but sarv wont let them 😂😂😂
0:20 me fighting the urge not to put lol after every sentence I make
Bf: * tries to sing in his turn *
Ruv: and I took that personally
Plot twist: Boyfriend has to repeat all the song after Ruv ends
omg-
@@ceevenherrera4382 o-
@@supriyono2344-
*insert mutahar laugh*
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I love how girlfriend is scared the entire song as if Ruv lost his effing mind and is going off on both of them
Well everything is shaking soooo
Yeah cause that’s his normal voice, his mic is not even on😂
They're going to be deaf if he turned his mic on
teacher's when you get told off for something you didn't do:
Sans: "You'll never kill me because it'll never be your turn"
him: pain
agony even
suffering perhaps
Hotel Trivago
anguish if you would be so inclined
boyfriend doesn’t get his turn but hes still winning somehow
You can't lose if you don't get a turn
You can't lose if you never get a turn anyway since it wouldn't be considered a rap battle now, its just solo lmao
@@takebacktheholyland9306 big brain
@@SnowyPizzard *big brain moment*
Can’t lose by someone when you finish yourself first
I guess his voice changed on how much he sang
Imagine:
Ruv: okay I’m done with my part now do it :)
Bf: *sweats nervously*
Imagine after Ruv finishes you have to do all those notes.
@Rafael Ramirez we know
@Rafael Ramirez ruclips.net/video/QZIR-eZdvGk/видео.html
@@isegeese LOL
@@isegeese loll
"bruh do you know this is a rap battle not a solo right"
"didnt ask bottom text"
?
Alternative title: ruv makes gf scared forever
You can see Bf's frustration and struggles every time Ruv cuts him off lol
Boyfriend be like: Why am I still here Just to suffer
Girlfriend: *dies because of heart attack*
:')
Ruv: Finishes the whole song without boyfriend getting a turn
Also Ruv: Now do that whole thing by yourself :)
BF: BEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!?!?!?!?!?
BF: *confused bep *
Whitty: that's easy :))
xD
“I wanna see that happen” ^w^
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I was waiting for someone to do this, thank you
Dio stopping time and putting Polnareff lower in the stairs be like:
Sarvente: *Casually watching*
Girlfriend: *Casually scared*
Ruv: *Casually ruining Boyfriend's life*
Boyfriend: *Casually dying inside*
seems like your name is also casually
@@angelitics5902 seems like you casually replied
@@wolfi_animatez4089 seems like you *CASUALLY* replied too
*Casually Watches this thread.*
@@J.M91843 *casually does the same*
Ruv: *Finishes his first part of the song*
BF: *Breathes*
Ruv: *Continues to sing*
helo
i love it, the music goes slowly, and i love the humor that u put on to boyfriend
(i honestly dunno how to epxlain the above about bf)
:)
Bf: *about to sing*
Ruv: "Hippity hoppity, your turn's now my property."
underrated
Lmao
LOL
* Watching normally *
BF: "Por favor"
Me: WAIT WHAT HE SPOKE IN MY LANGUAGE
True
Thats my language 2
@Jakub come to Brazil 👹👹👹👹
@Jakub
Come to Brasil 😈
@Jakub U GOING TO BRAZIL
Ruv: finishes his part
Bf: Be-
Ruv- SHUT UP IM SINGING.
Bf: "I live in Spain but without the S"
Me: *Dying of laughter*
Boyfriend: *about to get his turn*
Ruv: sorry, your turn doesn’t exist here
(Edit: hold on 2.2K likes!? Tysm!!!)
"We don't do that here"
*megalovania plays in background*
“Here in Russia, you don’t get a turn. W E G E T T H E T U R N”
*and sans comes out if nowhere*
BF:,'-',
Plot twist: that was one whole turn, the entire song is only halfway done. Now boyfriend has to do all of what he just did-
Honestly this is a breath of air for bf LOL
Actually sounds pretty good! ✨
Alternate title: Ruv bullyng Bf making him not have his turn for almost 2 minutes
Exactly
Bf literally killed someone wdym
It's funny how bf is doing nothing but is still beating him-
true
Luigi does nothing and still wins in Mario Party 8 2.0
Ikr xD
silence is the key to success
lol true
Ruv:Not giving BF a turn
BF: I live in 🆂🅿🅰🅸🅽 without the 🆂
Ruv: ok now I win Becouse you didn’t sing :/.
boyfriend: WTF?!
Sarv: thank you Ruv!
Thats Right....
@@aditgantengbrutal XDDDDDDDDD
*laughs in tea kettle*
(But 4 rls I was actually wheezing)
@@_ghostboyfriend_3460 *_choke in tea_* aHeM- *_cough_* thank you- *_cOuGh_* *_dead_*
Ruv: *doesn't let bf get a turn*
Also Ruv: *is losing the battle*
He is playing dirty, he doesent deserve to win
He fail all
@@notanguished a
Bf was so desperate for a turn he started speaking spanish
i like how the fallen pillar is literally on the ceiling LMAO
Ruv: "uh,I'm Not Finished!" *continues to Rapping*
BF: "OH my God CouLd you Let me do what I needed to do"
*It's from some memes idk*
um
This honestly sounds really good, I think it just needs a little more something special
the edits just made it funnier LMFAO
When your mom is giving you a lecture and you are not allowed to say anything back :
@@piteous2 Funny has not been found
Where the funny
Where the funny
Good question. Where the funny?
Everyone: *arguing about icecap's misses*
Me: ruv didn't let boyfriend have his turn that the right pillar turned into dust
NEZUKOOOOOOOOOO
i love the edits mistakes where it just gives him notes and then just disappears XD
its like the games teasing him
When ur telling ur dog to shut up and he doesnt let u talk and continues barking:
Bf lines
"Bro?"
"Dude,please."
"OK.."
"Please!"
"Sil vous plait!!"
"POR FAVOR."
"I live in Spain with no s.."
"AGHH!!"
He should have asked him with Russian language
@@maksimal3498 Is it just me or do I actually have 38 likes
My poor bf:[
@@maksimal3498 Yeah, but he asked in spanish instead, dumb lol
HOLY-
IVE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MANY LIKES
bf: *tries to speak*
Ruv: *keep ya tongue down, or ya mom's gettin another pound.*
I can't tell if this is a "screwing your mom" or "your mom fat" joke and I love it and I hate that I love it
@@internalforce HELP
Ruv: (Starts singing without stopping)
Boyfriend: (Tries to sing but gets cut off in a millisecond by Ruv)
Sarv: (Burst into the room) Ruv, stop being salty and - (gets cut off mid-sentence by Ruv)
Boyfriend: **A C T U A L P A I N**
Girlfriend: SOmEbOdy stOp thIs mAn!
Later...
Ruv: (Stops singing) Alright. Your turn.
Boyfriend: *Y A ' T H I N K ! ?*
THIS JUST MAKES IT BETTER
I've been waiting for someone to make one of these where it doesn't repeat any lines. This is fantastic btw! Really smooth!
What dude it repeats
@ nah I mean without Bf parts.
He says por favor
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@@dead8236 there is already a channel doing these, he already has a pretty good amount of this, including this entire mod
@@deniableorion4880 Which one?
Dad: Are you winning, Son?
Son: HE LITERALLY WON’T GIVE ME A CHANCE