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THICC
Respected x
And whatever you don't use for legal can always be refunded. You deserve it. No one should be unfairly persecuted like you have been.
I would go insane if i did all of this onion boy research you do . Thank you for your efforts
I understand 100%! I remember way back in 2010 when you did atleast 7 video responses to the Justin Bieber kid who wanted to declare war on Justin Bieber haters. And back then you literally just started RUclips. You've definitely come a very long way.
What a laughable case. He shouldn’t legally be allowed to waste everyone’s time and money like this.
omg Jaclyn!!!!!!
Agree with you 100% Jaclyn xx !!!
Honestly it's a joke at this point. Karma needs to hurry up and get him.
Or if he does that he should be made to pay it back.
But what do you think of the lawnmower 3.0
“For all your grooming needs!”
How ironic.
Hahaha 😂😂😂
Lmao 😂
Lmao. Greg is probably checking the site right now. 😂
Literally what I thought lmao
thats what went through my head lmao
I love how she's like "you know this is recorded?"
Translation....boy shut up before you bury yourself.
Yet people don't seem to get that clue when their pants are on fire, figuretively speaking. Which can be observed a multitude of times, since there exist so many recorded court cases online. Where this exact line is being said :')
He kind of did with the Billy the fridge video.
@@NoireTheElin Billy the fridge? What's that supposed to be about?
@@theblackbaron4119 Some fat incel streamed himself driving over to Onisions house to expose him and ask him the "tough questions" it ended with Onision aggressively "simulating" fucking him while making eye contact on his stream while beta tubs does nothing about it.
I'd feel bad for Billy if he wasn't such a shithead to begin with.
@nope nope Thanks for your responses guys, I'm going to look it up ^^
Onision in court: See your honor repzion is also a groomer ...
Judge: This is not the same type of grooming.
Onision: Irrelevant
He WOULD try that shit. Lmao
the judge pretty much should snap "I decide what is relevant, not you."
AFRA96 you win this comment section.
If you and everyone else here just listened to Onisions side of the story, you would shut the hell up.. And this is coming from a person who isn't a fan of Onision. I'm just a fan of facts.
@@DiiAcid
Yea totally.
*Totally Not His Fan At All*
Manscaped: would you like a sponsor
Repzion: yes
Also Repzion: groom yourself not children
Repzion has approved this message
Fucking gold.
that was amazing. thank you
*raises glass in admiration*
Noice.
A sponsor for a personal grooming tool on a video about a tool that grooms minors while simultaneously lacks self grooming habits? Interesting
I thought the same thing lol how ironic and hilarious
Daisy no it’s perfect
oh the irony :D
I liked, would have anyways, if only for the irony and selfdeprecuating humour.
Would love to be able to give double likes!
Keep up the good fight, Daniel Soulsbach!
(Hope I spelled that right, Sensai)...
why does this sound like a bojack horseman quote
I will forever laugh at:
1. Onision saying "it's Chris Hansen" when asked by the dispatcher who the "stalker" is outside his door
2. Onision serving the wrong Chris Hansen
even the court people laughed at him serving the wrong one
@@karlam7306 Hahahah exactly
Vault girl- oh damn, was that mentioned in this vid? I missed it somehow. He served the _wrong_ Chris...? I'm laughing aloud right now.
Wrong Chris? Please explain
@@isotetra1912 someone named like Hansen but not the predator catching one.
“It’s pronounced like the composer.”
*Mispronounces the composer’s name*
*John Sebastian*
Sebastian Back
Willie Pete was here I was thinking the same. Bach is not pronounced like he does as it’s a German surname but since it may have gotten adapted to English spelling then if the boy says it that way... then it’s like that, I guess 🙄
LivinLuxuriouslySelena I’m aware
LivinLuxuriouslySelena I know lol
The whole "The police officer told me to do it." Reminds me of when he blamed his neighbor for destroying his wetlands.
Or TurboTax for committing tax evasion
Off topic but hetalia?
2p-blog -thing or blamed turbotax for filing inappropriately
He can't take responsibility for his own mistakes.
Its the equivalent of saying "sorry my mom said no" as a kid when you didnt even ask your mom in the first place
The judge's delightful, "~oh" when she learns that the wrong Chris Hansen was served.
I guess her day felt like a Garfield not-another-monday Comic.
Pls give timestamp
Angel Arrow 3:10
@@reanne02 thanks
When you could hear her trying not to giggle and hear the person recording trying not to burst into laughter... Oh such a sweet feeling.
He's a coward. He likely never expected to actually make it to court. And just hoped that he could scare monger everyone into submission.
Exactly
He's a fucking moron
He’s only used to coercing young women, now he’s up against grown ass adults who have the power to jail him
Won’t be long before his final downfall now
@@ezrastardust3124 yes!
He is used to scare youtubers and young woman and teenager that don't have the mean and money to actually see if the documents are legit or not, I bet when Christ Hansen accepted that he was going to court he panicked.
“For all your grooming needs!”
*Onision has entered the chat*
💀💀💀
Fuck sake 😂😭💀
LMFAOOOOO
More like he has left the chat
Ok groomer
I googled onision and Jared Fogle popped up under the "people also search for" and that.... speaks for itself.
Fogle innocence project
Phantom 1 lol let me guess if the UFC let you fight when you're drunk you'd give the other guy a run for his money
Alex Houston and extra mayo
Ria Litchfield Oh my god😂😂
Alex Houston that wasn’t punch it was fogel’s sub sauce
I feel like he didn’t actually expect anyone to call his bluff and show up to court.
Well at this point he threatend so many people with lawsuits already, that everyone was probably already prepared to fight him in court. Except Onion boy, he didn't seem mentally prepared for this. That's the thing with control freaks like Onison, he's lost once he's not in control. Or able to intimidate people into doing what he wants.
@@theblackbaron4119 plus Kai is missing. Since her name was signed she should of been there. But you can forge signatures easily
What's funny is now he will pay all the court fees. I think he just wanted to waste everyone's time and money as kind of horrible revenge tactic.
@@CreateEm Well, that obviously backfired.
The Black Baron the most “intimidating” part of him is his lack of ability to look after his own kids
Greg thinks protection order means “you can’t talk about me”
I wouldn't be surprised, he thinks that dating 15 y.o. girl is okay. So his mind is fucked enough to think that.
Sometimes it can be. Especially in a public forum.
He’s not a brain trust.
@Walkin' Tall so basically Casey Viner
everything i’m not used to hearing him sounding so respectful towards a woman
Yep. She's a grown woman who is not impressed with him and doesn't have time for his foolishness. He doesn't respect people who respect him. Kinda sad.
Also he uses to dealing with cyber women or women he met through YT. But when it comes to just everyday women in the real world he's not so bold. That's probably why he sticks to the internet to talk his noise and to get girlfriends. Lol. He knows women out in the world are gonna see him pull his dumb joker act and crack up laughing and then walk away. 😂
Love your profile pic
Right?? “yes ma’am” was JARRING dude
"do you have a thick jungle gym? Look how it shaves!"
*Proceeds to shave his smooth Twink chest*
Hehe
Pft
Fr
"Twink chest" I'm dying 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
ha gaaaaaaaaaaaay
Greg: he’s a cyber stalker and I’m suing him and filing a protection order against him
Repzion: it’s pronounced SulzBACH
Onision: "No It's prounouced SulzBAG"
Im gonna be that guy and say the ch is actually pronounced like a death rattle instead of a K
@@iz2333 sulzbachhcghhhhhhjjjhg
@eagle PHD you cared enough to comment lol, 😂.
Repzion: "How thicc are you?"
Me: *looks at beerbelly "Ummm? ... Yes..."
Painfully thicc it is
Awh cute
Repzion: “How thicc are you?”
Me: *Looks at my twig legs* “Uhh... sorry to disappoint you”
If Onision is the RUclips Joker and Chris Hansen is the RUclips Batman, does that make you the RUclips Robin?
Red Hood.
Cuz Repzion has verbally killed Greg on more than one occasion with no remorse, using the skill only a member of the Bat Family could possess
EDIT: typo
Yoooooooo
I didn't realize the parallels until now
Rachel McBain omg-
I may be taking this comparison way too far because I'm on a lot of caffeine right now but I think Repzion is Batman (though he looks more like the Riddler lol) and Chris Hansen is Commissioner Gordon because he's seeking the legal way while Repzion is metaphorically beating Onion boy up over videos. Shiloh is Barbara Gordon because she's smart, capable and independent and Chris is acting like a protective dad towards her (and the other victims as well, to be fair). And Kai is Harley Quinn with this victim/perpetrator thing going on?
What other parallels are there to be drawn? Vincent Nicotra is the Penguin because he's been screwing with the investigation for no reason? Strange Aeons or Morges could be Catwoman because she's mostly independent but sometimes helps the good guys? Idk it's been a while since I picked up a comic book lol.
Joker is way cooler than onionboy
More like Bane tho personalitywise
i would love to see greg on judge judy, she would rip him to shreds 😂
Bruh she would alliterate him
That's also very ironic as at one point he wanted to go to judge Judy himself to "destroy Shiloh's lies" XD
Yuri Ayato did you mean to say obliterate? alliteration is a term used in literature :)
Emily Mae YASSS GET HIM JUDY
Why do I want to see him on paternity court
What made the case so urgent was Onision using the excuse of “I need a restraining order cause I’m in danger”, which makes the court more likely to hear his case, and quickly.
Not only does it make him look bad that he dismissed his own case in general, but the fact that his case was a restraining order case is enough to PISS OFF the court. Someone else could have used the court at that time, someone who really WAS in danger and needed more immediate help. Onision digs his hole deeper and deeper for himself every day.
CultureShock ϟ As someone who has had to go to court for a restraining order you’re goddamn right
Protection orders are for real victims. Imagine being a judge seeing countless abuse victims trying to file orders on their exes or something then Greg rolls up bitching about someone knocking on his door once.
oh you can HEAR how she thinks
About CHRIS HANSON knocking on his door
@@TheTwentySevenClub THAT is the real kicker. Most people know Chris Hanson, and the name rings BELLS and even here in Germany many yonger people had heard about him in some way or form
Yal Rathol well onision is delusional enough to think everything is beneath him oh well, let him learn the hard way then
Having had to file an emergency protective order against an ex who became a terrifying, like horror movie scary, stalker, Onision’s filing was a slap in the face to anyone who has genuinely been stalked. He has no idea what it’s like to legitimately and with good reason fear for your life every time you leave the house.
Another example of his disgusting, narcissistic personality by abusing the system.
He took up court time and resources that could easily & dutifully have been spent protecting a legitimate victim.
When they upgrade your protective order to permanent, and it includes your child for *his* entire life also, it’s seriously bad.
Greg has absolutely NO idea what fear is.
What a self-indulgent mockery of and throat punch to people who legitimately need police enforced protection from someone else who has proven to be a profoundly serious threat to one’s physical & psychological safety.
He has absolutely dug himself deeper by displaying this dismissive behavior toward real victims; in fact, people who need protective orders against *him*!
Rot in hell, Gurg, you slimy, festering, gangrenous boil of a person.
/rant
Sorry that was so long. I *had to* get that out. If you read all of that, then on behalf of victims everywhere, thank you for caring and supporting actual abuse & stalking survivors.
Now let’s get the rest of the abused out and safe. Every victim of an abuser, everywhere. This NEEDS TO BE A SOCIETAL PRIORITY!!!
Onision sounds like he's about to cry at any moment. So quiet and timid compared to how he shows himself online. What a waste of time.
I think he realized real quick that he was in above his head.
@@marketgarden7337
You're partly correct. However the reality is that in the end he is defined by bravado. When forced into a corner narcissists rapidly crumble. The "Police Officer" that advised him was likely a fan or lawyer that warned him that if he pursued matters than both Repzion and Hansen could file counter legal action as Greggy Poo had filed completely frivolous legal documents. Greg sounding meek? That was genuine because narcissists are effectively little kids in adult bodies who can't handle responsibility.
@@The_Chef2511 this is beautifully written.
"For all your grooming needs"
Onision might use one of those razors, since he has such a strong passion for grooming.
And shaving peoples heads....
But he only grooms preteen girls, not himself!
@@BeanieBae I'm pretty sure that his hate for black women's hair is due to the fact that his baby carrot feels way too threatened by feminine curls and braids. He likes his girls bald headed and stripped of their femininity.
Damnnnnn straight, cant wait to hear that he is arrested
I actually just bought the kit for that because of daddy Daniel
I've learned to assume that if Greg says he saw a lawyer and received advice to take legal action it means he looked at google/law websites and the voices in his head told him to do it 😂
no no no that's clearly wrong, he goes on discord and asks his idiot teenage fans
@@Sassafrass95 Most likely all of the above! Lol.
💀
@@Sassafrass95 no no, your both right! "Discord teens" is most likely secondary legal counsel, Google is probably first, so he seems knowledgeable to the teens lol
@@Sassafrass95 good point 😂
Repzion: "How thick are you?
Me: 😏
Repzion: *"No, no. How thick is your hair"*
Me: 😔
Same 😂
Lmao!!!! 😂😂😂
Greg: 🤕
Draculah iS tHat a JojO rEFereNCE
@Draculah oof
Onion: "I've talked with a lawyer. It was suggested to dismiss everything and persue a different course of action."
*Three Weeks Later*
Onion: "It's all done Mr. Lawyer, everything has been dismissed.
Lawyer: "Well done lad!"
Onion: "Yay! Now what do we do?"
Lawyer: "Now? Now you get the hell out of my office and don't come back! Your deposit check bounced like I knew it would!"
Lawyer: Removes wig and reveals himself to be Chris Hansen.
Chris Hansen: "Hello Greg. Have a seat."
@@MinimiMax top 10 anime plot twists
@@MinimiMax What a twist!
He's his own lawyer. He didn't talk to anyone.
MinimiMax 🤣💀 yo
"The proper Chris Hansen wasn't served." Thank god I wasn't able to attend the court hearing because I don't trust myself to hold back my laughter.
EDIT: www.tiktok.com/@slumdogsophie/video/6785662438898453766 there's a tik tok going around of people attending the hearing and when they put up "he served the wrong chris hansen" with the clip of him walking out i about died of laughter
jacc_lynn id love a link if u have one that sounds amazing
@@rotisseriepossum www.tiktok.com/@slumdogsophie/video/6785662438898453766
@@jacclyyynnn link please
@@OnlyMichaelJackson www.tiktok.com/@slumdogsophie/video/6785662438898453766
"Easy grooming experience" is Kai and Onisions tagline lmao
BA DUM CHAA
*DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN*
Fuck CLAP BACK!
The narcissists prayer:
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, it is not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did.
You deserved it.
Literally exactly like my ex that i was just in court with today
It's scary how this could be said by most people...like legit people are narcissistic casually so how can you tell when they are a genuine narcissist
Atom X I’m no psychologist nor psychiatrist, but from what I read online the difference between a regular asshole and a narcissist or sociopath is that the asshole will feel bad for what they’ve done, while the narcissist or sociopath will not.
Seeing how onion boy does this all the time and never expresses regret about it, he probably falls on the latter category =|
That is very clever. I’ve never read something like that before. It really captures the narcissist mentality
sBass cadet can I have permission to post this comment because I think people need to hear it
You scared him. I think he thought he'd intimidate you. I'm stoked you got the support and had representation.
Repzillion has alot of support, while onion boy has like what a dozen brainwashed teena who couldn't back him up financially.
@@LazGato yeah I don't think he expected it to make it to court. That's why he tried to dismiss it.
He thought Daniel would go crying to him like "Please don't sue me Greg! Please! I'll stop making videos about you and leave you alone!"
Onision: i have a cyber stalker!!!!
Eugenia Cooney in the corner: >:(
it's so baffling, his blatant hypocrisy
Hope Bagel
Don’t you have google? Use it dumbass, instead of asking stupid questions? Stupid?
Hope Bagel yes, she’s doing well too. Went to therapy and everything.
@Hope Bagel yeah, she looks a lot healthier now
@Hope Bagel Shane Dawnson has few videos with her when she came back to youtube, if youre interested. And ofc she has posted videos too.
If the case took any longer, my parking would have expired so I'm kinda glad he dismissed it so quickly.
Oh wow, you were there? God, you're lucky. I would have given anything to watch Onion Boy's case flop in person
It was an interesting experience to be less than a foot away from Onision.
Grey wasted everyones time. Everyone knew Grey would lose this case
2p-blog -thing what did he smell like
Ryan Probably cologne and BO
Don't forget it was an "emergency" request for protection.... Make sure you use that if he comes back at you.
I wish it was judge Judy. She would’ve ripped him a new one.
Lawn Mover 3.0: Optimize for an easy grooming experience
*Onision wants to know your location*
😂 😂
This
LMAOOOOOO
🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmfaoooo
When the judge interupts you to say "I must warn you, this is all being recorded..." I would be slightly concerned Greg.
I think she may have been trying to tell him he was giving testimony rather than just answering her question. If you notice the others in the room are not saying anything. Daniel's attorney would have answered questions for him and would (probably did) advise him not to speak unless spoken to and only answer the question. In this case, under implied oath, he's offering what may amount to testimony that can be used against him at some point if he tells a different story.
@@carolann811 He's lucky she interrupted him about that, she never needed to. But that was actually really thoughtful.
@@hagelslag9312 True, she didn't have to. But she may have also had an eye on the clock. She knew the case(s) were dismissed and would have wanted to keep things moving. Him rambling just slows down her docket.
@@hagelslag9312 most judges would do that for a person not represented by an attorney I think, telling them they are recorded when they start blabing
@@carolann811 Exactly and I wonder if he knew that? He was just like "that's fine". If he is really going to follow these things through he needs an attorney. Greg always thinks he's the smartest person in the room.
His CHILD fell out of a WINDOW onto PAVEMENT.... jail him!!!
At the very least, get him off this platform NOW. Wtf SUSAN?
Jail him and kai. Get those kids to an actual sane person to take care of them. He needs prison immediately.
And, let's not leave out, he video recorded her as she laid in pain on the pavement, AND video recorded his call/conversation to 911.
That happened in September 2019..idk if his daughter is still in his care. But, he obviously got off with that one 🙄 I swear, he seems to her away with EVERYTHING. What's it gotta take to get this asshole put away. I've know people who got in trouble for much less.
I 100% do NOT believe that baby fell. Even in the police report they said she was PLACED on the screen on the ground.. It was enough to crack her skull open but there was NO blood/hair on the ground where she "fell" ... My fucking ass. Head wounds bleed like CRAZY... There would be blood everywhere.
I love how the clerk straight up laughs in Greg’s face about how he served the WRONG Chris Hansen! 😂
Was that his fault or the courts fault?
Lauren C his lmao
@@laurenc9458 his. He was responsible for ensuring proper service. Had he had a lawyer, then it would be the lawyer's fault because the lawyer takes on that responsibility.
When he said “John Sebastian Bach” instead of “Johann”
Complains about people pronouncing his name incorrectly... says John.
@@hippopajamas Bottom Text
Even he himself pronounces his name wrong, no English speaking person pronounces German names or words correctly
@@benk4406 Yeah. saltz-bark, right?
I'm just gonna say that he also pronounced "Bach" wrong. You don't pronounce the ch as c. It's pronounced softly like the ch in "charity"
I love how he calms down real quick when faced with genuine authority. Also, poor Chris "wrong" Hansen, probably had no idea of whom Onision was.
Honestly yea. Like I'm sure he's been mistaken before but getting served and looking up the guy and finding out this freaking nut case was the guy. I'd honestly be a little scared
He probably knows now. If Chris Hansen (the to catch a predator one) is served...the Chris Hansen who was served probably wanted to know why.
Chris Hansen Who Is Not THE Chris Hansen has been a very good sport. He understands what's going on now of course, although he was taken by surprise by this entire shit show initially, but he's OK. Not very fond of Baby Carrot but then,who the hell is? He took one for the team-life goes on.
Very unfortunate name. Poor guy can't even ask anyone if they'd like to take a seat without inciting panic.
There was a vid of him and a friend(?) getting pulled over by the cops and greg was the silent he has ever been on video, didnt look in the officer's eye. He looked like a literal kid.
We're in the endgame now. The end of Onision is near.
I don't know. If he's gotten away with things like this for a while, he can probably find a way to avoid consequences.
This feels like crap...I don’t feel like that rat will go to jail.
The 225677th Fragment of the Man-Emperor of Mankind if only it had happened many years ago.
Avenue Teal There’s honestly no getting out of this. By minimum, he’s going to get maybe a fine. I hope he serves a million years in prison but if he does serve time, it likely won’t be more than 3 years. 😓
So is nobody gonna talk abt the cov(corona v.) Outbreak getting worst every single day?just sayin
I can't believe he has the nerve to ask you not to talk about him when he denies his exes the same courtesy
Mollypop713 his exes, shane, repzion, literally most people he’s spoken about period. Quite interesting.
Onision is clearly obsessed with you.
He's playing his High School drama game, which makes sense he thinks he's still a kid.
That's not why you'd find him in a primary school tho
Asher Weaver GOOD ONE FJCJCKCK
@@StreamTin underrated
They’re obsessed with each other. Daniel’s ego must show the world how much better he is than Onion boy.
Nah, his high school dramas always end in a school shooting (for some reason)
This would’ve been the perfect time to set his meltdown as a ringtone and be a nuisance lol
YA LIKE KOMBUCHA???
I need a nap... I need a nap
They make you silence or turn off your phone in court, he would have been reprimanded for that.
Levi ll-// welcome to TRENCH lmao this is exactly what I thought of when I read this comment lmaooooo “I LOOOOOVE KOMBUCHA!!!”
😂🤣
Onion-"POLICE HELP, THERE'S A STALKER OUTSIDE MY DOOR AND HES YELLING"
Dispatcher-"Alright sir, do you know the stalker's name?"
Onion-"YES YES, IT'S CHRIS HANSEN"
Dispatcher-"......................................."
Onion-"..............."
Dispatcher- "Good luck" *CLICK*
I read "good luck" in my mind the same way Liam neeson did in taken....
Dispatcher:”Ok Groomer.”
@@Zombae13 did he say it? I thought it was the the phone call he received.
@HexagramMan does he though?
@HexagramMan omg I'm so stupid that's what I meant 🤦♀️
I really wish someone would caption the audio. Being hard of hearing, I can't seem to understand anything being said in these videos. 😭
i am hard of hearing too...i just like hearing repzion talk about it!
Did you try easy hearing?
I have the same problem. Too much noise to distinguish the voices into anything meaningful. If someone has the transcripts it would be much appreciated if you could cc this.
same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! need CC
Same here, if anyone can lmk who's twitter the transcripts are on would be much appreciated!
“How thick are you?”
*looks in mirror*
I’d say halfway between dummy thicc and normal.
Is your mission disturbed by the claps of your cheeks?
Lol
Commonly described as dum thcik
Just a little dumb chunk
Onision: tried to silence Daniel and Chris through the legal system to stop the internet from talking about him
Reality: made a laughing stock out of himself and now is mocked even more
Onision: surprised Pikachu
Surprised pikachu 😂😂😂😂😂😭
FBI:
"Michaels, Levine, Chan, left side window, use breachers.
Robins, Holloway, Phillips, entry. You have the shield, secure the first floor.
Danels, Shen, Imahara, basement.
Everyone else, second floor. All copy?"
Thats how the internet works, its hard to believe we have lived with access to the it for decades now and people still don't get that.
At this point he should just go play in traffic.
I cant tell if he did this for more attention or maybe to distract from the allegations against him, think about it since the court order case out we haven’t seen any new videos talking about his sexual abuse allegations
The comments:
Talking about onision: 10%
Commenting on how Repzion questioned our thicc-ness: 90%
@fee fie foe slump why thank you kind sir
Not really
I'm pretty thic
273rd like your mister ma'am thing
@ ye
6:26 I just noticed that guy’s shoes are clear.
6:43 read your comment and noticed aswell
They are also gross af.
@@lukeg9773
How?
Nick White I’m glad you said that I was trying to figure out if I was seeing socks or not
I hear Greg’s voice and all I can decipher is “Whine whine whine.”
Like, not even the cute “gimme your food” whine that animals make, just that annoying baby from the plane that won’t shut up
GrimSister at least babies don’t know better, grog on the other hand is a grown ass adult who should just stop
Liera Lolita gosh, the amount of incorrect variants people have for onion is cracking me the fuck up
Trust me the gimme your food whine stops being cute after the 20th time lol
@@LieraLolita *g r o g*
Lychee Myusic I’ve got a two year old haha i know all too well. 😭
"Get the manscaped trimmer for all your personal grooming needs"
Huh... I guess that's something Greg should go look into...
“You mean to tell me that this little trimmer will help me groom young women AND allow me to shave their heads?! WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!”
greg misinterpreted people telling him he needed grooming
😅😅😅
Yes also a good bar of soap, shampoo and water.
@@JanoyCresvaZero 😅😅
“How thick are you”
“Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal”
Edit:alright rewatching that he was talking to the men and it doesn't apply to me but that's the first thing that popped into my head
😏👉👉
Alayna Kurek I’m thiccer than a girl....yet hair is thiccer than a bear
With a full bottle of water poured in it
'Oh yeah, im SO stupid'
You needed to rewatch that...? Deaf much
I cant breathe the captions say “onii-san” instead of onision I’m over this
happy accident oh my god seriously 😂😂😂
happy accident for some reason it says “Onishi on” for me 😂
Even youtube doesn't care about Onision, just the money they get from the ads pushed on that predator
Uwu what a briwiant cowcidwence owo
even the captions was having none of that.
repzion: i have a question for my male audience and i need 100% honesty
me: aight whats the question
repzion: h o w t h i c c a r e y o u?
me: ..o-oh damn u got me blushin my guy
could this be love, rep..?
He forgot to say no homo
you didn't answer the question though, let us know
Y’all niggas thicc?
Mi Empire dang u right i might have to send u pics
When you say "How Thick are you?" to someone in the UK, man or woman, you better be prepared to run. That is asking someone how stupid they are?
That’s the first thing I thought as well when he said that Thought he was asking if we were stupid for a minute
Luckily in America, walking up to someone and saying "how thick are you?" can also pass as borderline sexual harassment LMAO
Omega Riddler really? In the US we wouldn’t know that lol
😂😂I know! Right
Haha! Exactly! That's what I thought he was asking, I was going to reply "NOT THICK IN THE SLIGHTEST! Thank you for asking"
"like John Sebastian Bach"
It's *JOHAN* , DANIEL. *J O H A N* .
Hollea Beck it’s actually Johann with two n’s, but I feel your annoyance!!
Omg thank you. Johan.
It’s ИОГАНН. 😂😂
Hollea Beck *Johann
@@annasin90 That's the most badass way of spelling it tho xD
He is 1000% not ready to represent himself. He's mumbling, he's incompetent, and he's stupid. He does not know the law well enough to make a good case. I can't wait for the next person he takes to court to throw in a counter-claim and take him for everything he's worth.
I know. He doesn't even use proper grammar
A disgrace to the uniform and a disgrace to this country a disgrace to his wife and a disgrace to the environment he will live as a disgrace and he will go out as a disgrace and no one will mourn
@Strelok Audio Design exactly. it pisses me off how Kai gets away with everything when he is just as terrible as Onision is.
I mean, this lovely mother was in the kitchen when their toddler daughter was alone in the room. Sure, let your 2 year old unsupervised (sorry, if I misspelled that, I'm a german something). What could happen?
Kai is an absolute diaper
it almost seems like you dont like onision? huh. hes such a sexy wonderful man.
Dark Thought hey grug 👋🏻
Dark Thought 🍪 have a cookie
"Once I consulted an attorney"
Then why aren't they in the court room with you?
He can't afford one and is lying about that.
Lmao he probably used one of those free 10 minute consultations and they were like "here's a list of things one can do" and he was just like "I can do this? You're telling me I should do this?" "No these are just options-" "so I'm going to do this bye".
You can pay an attorney an hourly or half hour fee to review your case and give options. It's a good start to see how much crap you are in before actually signing with a lawyer to be your legal representation.
Aside from the above comments Greg has claimed to have lawyer fans who he's "consulted" in the past for years. He probably asked a 19 year old who learned their legal jargon on RUclips.
I heard Kai’s father is an attorney. I have no idea, but if that’s true, the man would want to keep his own offspring from jail at the least.
0:40 Onision would like to know where to get some of those "grooming" products
Wow holy fuck 😂👌
I'll bet.
Sartyzr lmfaoooooo
‘And he does groom... his facial hair’
That was the joke
“I just wanna talk Greg” is basically a death threat who can blame him
"How thick are you?"
I'm not the brightest, Repzion.
Magnaillusion lmao that was my reaction too
Underrated comment
Go off King
Magnaillusion god gave you all dummy and no thicc?
"The police officer told me to" is the same as Goofy's " *THE DEMONS TOLD ME TO* "
_except goofy's believeable_
"I'll fucking do it again"
"I know you did it, everyone knows you fucking did it but I can get you off on this"
"Hyuck -- *guilty* "
You sir have good taste
i just watched this shit 10 minutes ago...
'for all your grooming needs!'
Onision and Kai entered the chat
"I'll sue your shoe" .... wears Predator Adidas, now it all makes sense.
I feel like Greg only represented himself because he can't afford a attorney rn or at all. Or he knows he doesn't have a solid case
I believe it's the latter. A lawyer probably looked at this and laughed.
@@jamiem9843 lmaooo
No way. He’s just dumb enough to think he knows what he’s doing.
It’s coz he’s so sure of himself.
Reminds me of another narcissistic sociopath who chose to represent himself in court... Ted Bundy 😅
This court case is just endlessly entertaining.
I mean the guy has to be waking up in a cold sweat of pure cringe every night
from the sheer humiliation alone.
Truth
Lol it made him delete his official facebook page and some other shit. Pussy ass.
Greg, James whatever you want to call him isn't capable of shame.
@@annme_87 any new name he might go by or shall give himself will be riddled with shame. He's an embarrassing human being. This disgusting man tarnishes and abuses everything he touches and doesn't feel remorse. Ever. I hope this sucks super hard for him, I just want him to quit.
One hilarious thing we can all take from this is that Greg most likely never had a lawyer, meaning anything we've heard from his 'lawyer' was likely a fake account he made.
I was thinking about that too 😂
Me: Should be listening to the video
Also me: Mm the leg is g r e e n
For real though
Mmmmmhhh
Simply Vince nice profile picture
me: i should be listening to the video
also me: are his shoes clear?
I need those shoes tho lol
I'm so glad he used this recording. Haven't stopped thinking about those see-thru sneaks
I thought i was the only one!
I mean, what's the point of loud socks if no one can see them?
Thank you! I thought he was just wearing just soaks lol.
I LOVE SEEING ALL OF YOU HAVING NOTICED IT TOO.
IT REALLY MESSED WITH ME BC I THOUGHT I WAS TRIPPING.
@@eminatorstudios I felt that too. 24 hours later, they're real and as dope as ever.
Can't wait to watch a documentary about this on Netflix in a few years and can say I helped fight the onion.
Go Repzion! 💯
Crystal were you there at the trial?
I'd watch
Yasss
@@PikaStep2124 no, but i did donate to Repzions Go Fund Me!
An ad about grooming, on an Onision video. Hehe the jokes write themselves.
Ohh!😂 That's too perfect
Judge: Adjourned, Mr Jackson
Onision: *YOU WOULD REALLY DO THAT?!*
You forgot the mandatory ”BACAAAAW! Nnngh!”
Don't forget all the gagging
You like Kombucha?
im surprised the first thing i thought of when he said “how thick are you?” was a british person asking me how dumb i am....
eve - As a British person that’s all I think when someone uses the word thick 😹 idk why it’s so funny to me to see people online saying thick as a compliment and here it’s like you call someone thick, you’re calling them stupid 🤣
Same here
Me too lol, I forgot Americans don't use that expression 😅
^^^ this.
I'm Australian.
Thick doesn't mean what people think it means down under...
LadyDaemontus can confirm ^
Ironic when the Onision video has an ad for personal hygiene
Grooming... one could say 😂
When the judge just straight up laughs at you I think it's over...
He lies, it is not Souls-Bach. Rather it’s “Daniel wants his soul-back Onion boy”
Tyler Cole but it’s not “back” its pronounced like “bahk” sooooooo 😬
@@kenzieleigh4628 wow. its almost like. the joke. was about that.
---------------> the joke---------------->
---------------> ------------------------------------->
your head
@@kenzieleigh4628 Or you could just laugh at the joke and move on
Onion didn’t steal his soul tho therefore the “pun” leads nowhere.. so you’re just saying it wrong.
I’ve worked in the court system in for years. Filing a civil protection order and then requesting a dismissal absolutely affects his credibility and future filings. The magistrate will take his past cases into consideration, for sure. Also, going pro se and representing yourself is a huge mistake if you don’t know what you are doing. You 100% have the right to do so, but just because you can doesn’t mean you should.
J B I‘m getting DigiHom vibes from this comment
If you and everyone else here just listened to Onisions side of the story, you would shut the hell up.. And this is coming from a person who isn't a fan of Onision. I'm just a fan of facts.
@Ali Abdul Rehman for real. I'm surprised he is allowed to have a recording device in the court for this.
Lawyer do more than just talk. All the background stuff like filing paperwork properly is really important. Imagine if he doesnt bring the evidence into discovery if they are going to do that.
NoneOfYourBiz87 “not a fan of Onision” lol yeah okay
kinda funny how youre promoting something thats made for all “grooming needs” on an onision video LMAO
I wonder why he didn't go there; it would have been perfect.
Oh Jesus
He should send a little razor gift to Onison 😂 a groomer for a groomer
@@AppleSlicesUnite probably not what the company wants to be associated with. It is a funny coincidence though
Kayla it’s one of those pun intended moments 🤣
I love how he mispronounced Johann (Yo-hahn) Sebastian Bach while explaining how to pronounce his own name.
To be fair, it was only the surname and nothing to do with the first name.
TGabrielC13, he even mispronounced Bachs last name...
@@DeluxxeTrash that he did, pretty funny shit.
“Not back, not buck, not burger”
That cracked me up
I'd like to imagine his no trespassing signs are the beware ogres sign from Shrek
But shrek was a good person in side
shrek didnt groom kids though
Do not feed the animals...
Shrek is hot, Onion's not.
Alex 🎻Kai is crying. Lots of snot...🎶
Can I just say...
WE👏NEED👏MORE👏SPONSORS👏FOR👏REPZION👏
He's well-spoken, funny, relatable, informative & really can make a sale.
As a woman, I support this sponsorship.👌
As a woman, I also agree 👏
As a woman, I'm a woman and I quite like being a woman. And I also approve this comment.
As a woman who hates being a woman, I support your comment
@@gwenk903 This woman gives you a big hug and tells you, you can identify as whoever you want to. Or if she's totally reading too much into comment, still gives you a big hug regardless.
“ I recommend you get a child safety locks” DAMN. He really came at this THAT SAVAGE. 100% agree.
Anyone want to bet he never "consulted an attorney" who recommended other options?
He probably consulted a 14 year old girl who is taking a high school introductory course to the legal system.
He most definitely didn't.
still got 20k to fight him in the court. he must be so angry.
also could someone write the dialogue? i dont understand what the judge says.
Check drama and opinions channel for that
Lady13Paranoid isn’t THIS a drama/ opinion channel? How meta
@@kr3016 No, the channel is named Drama and Opinion.
Mike Fluff hahahahahaha
I believe you would need to pay the court reporter to get a transcript
Repzion: *Makes video about Onision*
Repzion: *Also has product placement about grooming*
Is that a galaxy brain-level jab at him?
Edit: also F for that name mispronounciation, i know that feeling lol
God I can’t wait to wake up to Onision being arrested.
That poor judge trying her damnedest to get a straight answer out of the onion and just getting the same story like 4 times
"everyone pronounces my name wrong"
*proceeds to pronounce Johann as john*
I expect this will be my daughter Aoife when she grows up! And will probably hate me for it 😂 ...(aoife Irish name pronounced eef- aa - like Eva but with an f)
I was scrolling thru comments to see who else caught this 😂
Kate Ellison .... i hated it growing up, bc living in the UK, no one knows how to pronounce it except irish people- i just wanted a normal name! but as i older, i grew to love it. it’s a reflection of my heritage and my uniqueness plus it’s a great conversation starter. i couldn’t imagine having a different name x
Aoife Graham I find it really heart-warming that you took the time to reply to Cas. ☺️
wholesome thread. also thanks for the heart, congrats on the gofundme success
He sounds like a kid tattle-taling to his mom. Onision, that is.
My hair is thinning and receeding and I'm 22.
SO HELL YEAH I'LL BUY IT SO I CAN SHAVE MY HEAD, GROW MY BEARD OUT, AND WEAR A BUNCH OF HATS!
Johnny Guit-Fiddle boyf shaves his head and has an amazing beard. Fit as fuck! I say do it! A great, well-groomed beard is manly and hot! Also you can hide a nest of baby birds and some snacks for later in/on it. Maybe braid it. So many possibilities!
being bald brings one closer to Squirtle.
99 likes man 🙂
God, hearing Onision's voice annoyed the hell out of me.
The guy recording the audio wearing some spray on shoes
Did you watch Billy’s live stream? Onision got the nerve to say that you’re balding ...
As if he doesn’t look like he hasn’t showered in weeks😒
Yeah well, Greg is a wee little mini-man obsessed with size and the thickness of things. Bam.
if you haven't seen the video where a beauty tuber follows greg's hair care regimen for black people for a week, it's a treat. If greg's actually washing his hair every day like he recommends others do it's little surprise that his body's overproducing oils to counter that
I have a feeling this person Daniel mentioned at the end of the video is Billy!
Billy did rip Repzion I feel
I think Daniel tweeted something about him saying that lol
Repzion could be totally bald and still looking like a snacc. His hair looks good. That’s just Onision nitpicking what could possibly be insulted
I like how the judge was repeatedly asking him a question and he kept banging on about how this wasn't his idea yadda yadda, like good uh Greg, ever heard of contempt of court?
i would love to see onision try to take someone to a higher court and defend himself again instead of hiring a lawyer