How Superman shaves

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @kuhen25
    @kuhen25 4 года назад +97276

    Superman's enemies should wear a mirror costume

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 3 года назад +4882

      Mirror Master and Dr. Zoom would be a good team against him.

    • @UnknownRez8319
      @UnknownRez8319 3 года назад +2993

      He also has other abilities except Lazar beam

    • @aromaz6401
      @aromaz6401 3 года назад +4462

      It would be really affective until he walks over to them and punches them

    • @kazutomotakayoshtosh
      @kazutomotakayoshtosh 3 года назад +807

      so he doesn’t have to shave his beard-

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 3 года назад +313

      Ssh, don't give them ideas!

  • @intimidatedivided8769
    @intimidatedivided8769 4 года назад +118856

    Dollars Shave Club been real quiet since this came out.

    • @LermaBean
      @LermaBean 4 года назад +1541

      🤣 Good! Cause their razer handle sucks ass! Oxidizes like rusted metal in just a couple months of use.

    • @grendel7192
      @grendel7192 4 года назад +280

      Eric Lerma 😐

    • @Rose-yx6jq
      @Rose-yx6jq 4 года назад +304

      For 7 years man?

    • @wilford9217
      @wilford9217 4 года назад +96

      Matt stonie advertise them in most of his videos

    • @grendel7192
      @grendel7192 4 года назад +156

      Levi wilford Ackerman Matt Stonie can eat a human and wouldn’t gain a pound

  • @thegorillasnake
    @thegorillasnake 7 лет назад +32344

    Batman probably just glares at his reflection and the stubble jumps off his face in panic.

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 7 лет назад +503

      maybe you mean scarecrow

    • @zombiekiller9503
      @zombiekiller9503 7 лет назад +137

      Alexandr Димяти No

    • @Dizastermaster.
      @Dizastermaster. 7 лет назад +224

      thegorillasnake What reflection? You mean the replica suit?

    • @duhmainmang
      @duhmainmang 7 лет назад +243

      No that's Chuck Norris

    • @azd25
      @azd25 7 лет назад +100

      Batman probably use his bats

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 9 месяцев назад +368

    This suggests that his hair is notably more vulnerable than his skin, as it can be burned by his eyes but the skin cannot

    • @leewinters8245
      @leewinters8245 4 месяца назад +27

      I always figured his heat vision was a psionic power. He has displayed vulnerability to psionics like brainiac & maxima .

    • @whitleypedia
      @whitleypedia Месяц назад

      don't tell Luthor! :)

    • @glatykoffi6672
      @glatykoffi6672 Месяц назад +4

      Im pretty sure hair do burn easier

    • @Wiffttrl
      @Wiffttrl Месяц назад +3

      but it also suggests that the mirror is one of the few things his laser beams cannot penetrate because otherwise the mirror would've broken

    • @Shizoidu_Discord
      @Shizoidu_Discord Месяц назад +3

      He limited his power

  • @SRC267
    @SRC267 4 года назад +31379

    We need laser shavers.

    • @valenun
      @valenun 4 года назад +869

      They actually exist-

    • @kitsunehistory
      @kitsunehistory 4 года назад +506

      They kinda do exist. But it was a kickstarter project and it wasn't looks like actual laser shaving your beard. Basically, it's a low power laser thin wire that barely cut all the beard in one go. You need to carefully touch your hair with that wire, one by one.

    • @hellfactory3739
      @hellfactory3739 4 года назад +113

      Now you're just talking about Star wars.

    • @yangcz165
      @yangcz165 4 года назад +81

      @@hellfactory3739 laser is just light

    • @chimannadi4550
      @chimannadi4550 4 года назад +20

      No way

  • @OHG_Fawx
    @OHG_Fawx 4 года назад +13852

    Lois: "You don't shave, you know....down there?"
    Supes: "Not after the weenie roast of 2005."

    • @Farhan_049
      @Farhan_049 4 года назад +282

      I was thinking about this exact thing!🤣

    • @batedflounder47sox66
      @batedflounder47sox66 4 года назад +83

      Noo

    • @dakotasan8719
      @dakotasan8719 4 года назад +234

      THIS is the one that broke me?!

    • @DUUFFACE55
      @DUUFFACE55 4 года назад +192

      why'd I read supes line in batmans voice?

    • @bangpd6044
      @bangpd6044 4 года назад +51

      @@DUUFFACE55 LMFAO SAME

  • @UltraEpicVids
    @UltraEpicVids 4 года назад +22024

    When you pay for laser hair removal, and Superman walks up on you and ask if you ready

    • @cd4103
      @cd4103 4 года назад +1053

      You know you're getting good quality stuff if it's Superman doing it

    • @boyegaaa
      @boyegaaa 4 года назад +550

      it doesn't pay much but it's a honest job

    • @renzezekieldivida3014
      @renzezekieldivida3014 4 года назад +206

      Because superman is more powerful than his laser. An average person wouldn't survive the procedure.

    • @cd4103
      @cd4103 4 года назад +463

      @@renzezekieldivida3014 Superman can control how hot and powerful his lasers can be, from a simple cat lazer to a lazer powerful enough to destroy planets to even stronger, so he could control his lazer so it wouldn't hurt an average person

    • @blackhokage1744
      @blackhokage1744 4 года назад +13

      @@boyegaaa yoruba boy hello 😊😊

  • @combatbeatdown
    @combatbeatdown Год назад +2843

    That bathroom must smell like death after that laser hair removal.

    • @kylekomicbro1836
      @kylekomicbro1836 9 месяцев назад +127

      Clark, remind me to pick up febreeze air fresheners at s-mart.

    • @lukebrown2674
      @lukebrown2674 9 месяцев назад +34

      Seriously this is the only thing that comes to mind now I'm not a kid watching this

    • @Dannymart_88445
      @Dannymart_88445 8 месяцев назад +77

      Burnt hairs smell so bad. I once burned the hairs on my ballsack as a joke and it smelled awful

    • @alphagaming6712
      @alphagaming6712 8 месяцев назад +119

      ​@@Dannymart_88445wtf were you doing

    • @Aego384
      @Aego384 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@alphagaming6712Commenting because I want to know too

  • @hesus1474
    @hesus1474 4 года назад +12427

    I like how he just does this. It’s not a joke or him trying to be funny. He just does that.

    • @SherinFunmes
      @SherinFunmes 4 года назад +87

      I dont understand the point of your comment

    • @augustsophiamalicay1844
      @augustsophiamalicay1844 4 года назад +331

      Well, I did understand so yeah...

    • @hesus1474
      @hesus1474 4 года назад +100

      @@SherinFunmes fool

    • @SherinFunmes
      @SherinFunmes 4 года назад +46

      @@hesus1474 if you were jesus i would have actually taken that seriously..

    • @nogoodnamesleft3965
      @nogoodnamesleft3965 4 года назад +32

      I'd prolly do it to if I had laser eyes

  • @coledignam399
    @coledignam399 3 года назад +4936

    It took me a minute to realize there was no punchline or joke, it really was JUST Superman shaving.

  • @hani2916
    @hani2916 4 года назад +15628

    “So how do you shave your beard?”
    -“I looked in the mirror very hard”

  • @AyaneOfDeath
    @AyaneOfDeath 11 месяцев назад +101

    I like the details in the Cartoon when he closes one eye to concentrate the laser on the other half

  • @wajinshu
    @wajinshu 4 года назад +15048

    Where's the Superman CGI shave? hehe

  • @whitechocoIateee
    @whitechocoIateee 4 года назад +6239

    isn't this technically "laser hair removal" he shouldn't be growing any hair back?
    Animators: *we've been breached*

    • @madeliner1682
      @madeliner1682 4 года назад +673

      It might grow back very weakly for a few times, but if he keeps doing it it will grow back thin, or eventually not at all
      Unless we're assuming that his hair doesn't act normally because space magic

    • @whitechocoIateee
      @whitechocoIateee 4 года назад +291

      @@madeliner1682 "because space magic" 😂😂

    • @thechickenfriedredneck910
      @thechickenfriedredneck910 4 года назад +341

      I think he is just burning the stubble off the surface of his skin like a razor. I dont think his lazer eyes penetrate the skin to contact the actual hair follicles.

    • @whitechocoIateee
      @whitechocoIateee 4 года назад +298

      @@thechickenfriedredneck910 i bet the animators are like " *sigh* just enjoy the fucking cartoon"

    • @villamiles
      @villamiles 4 года назад +4

      Thought the same 😅

  • @scottbraun2457
    @scottbraun2457 9 месяцев назад +19

    Every real man's envy levels skyrocket, every time that scene is replayed, or re-done..lol..

  • @AndersonNeo12
    @AndersonNeo12 4 года назад +14270

    When Batman asked Superman "do you bleed?", he wasn't threatening him, it was just a regular conversation between two bros talking about their daily skin care and shaving routine 🙂

    • @Koroshimasu
      @Koroshimasu 4 года назад +200

      That's good actually

    • @heartofvanillaice7443
      @heartofvanillaice7443 4 года назад +515

      Oh I thought it was a barbaric way of asking his gender.

    • @Deathbatman
      @Deathbatman 4 года назад +139

      @@heartofvanillaice7443 the hell did you get that from

    • @TheObserver77777
      @TheObserver77777 4 года назад +147

      @@Deathbatman Cuz periods

    • @Deathbatman
      @Deathbatman 4 года назад +33

      @@TheObserver77777 what the hell. Superman is obviously a man

  • @notallergictochocolate
    @notallergictochocolate 2 года назад +26997

    honestly I really like seeing superheros use their powers for just ordinary things, it adds so much character

    • @Gengar094
      @Gengar094 2 года назад +1349

      I guess superman has no choice to use his own powers as a normal razer probably won't be able to cut his beard

    • @eldkfwkd321
      @eldkfwkd321 2 года назад +294

      Note: Hancock shaved with his fingernails, from movie the Hnadcock.

    • @tatocancelled7186
      @tatocancelled7186 2 года назад +635

      @@I_WANT_MY_SLAW “no it doesn’t” - 🤓

    • @hadifelani
      @hadifelani 2 года назад

      @@eldkfwkd321 hnadcock?

    • @QWERTY-gp8fd
      @QWERTY-gp8fd 2 года назад +18

      no it doesnt

  • @dutchvanderlinde8634
    @dutchvanderlinde8634 3 года назад +20200

    Famous last words
    Superman: I wonder what my eyes looks like whenever I shoot Lasers.

  • @PhantomPraetor
    @PhantomPraetor 9 месяцев назад +8

    I like to think Superman can control the intensity of his heat vision
    Like, if he wants to do something like this he can set it to super low, but if he wants to melt a villain’s metal defenses, he can set it to the normal intensity, etc.

    • @TippedScale
      @TippedScale 2 месяца назад +1

      Considering the mirror doesn't immediately melt or anything, I believe this

  • @jonathanjoestar__
    @jonathanjoestar__ 4 года назад +4217

    imagine he burns himself a tiny bit so he flinches while still shooting the laser, and now theres 5 ruined buildings and the sun has exploded.

    • @upsidefrown9431
      @upsidefrown9431 4 года назад +31

      LMAOOO Imagine 🤧🤧

    • @ridzz.714
      @ridzz.714 4 года назад +172

      If the sun exploded, I reckon there’d be more than 5 ruined buildings..

    • @lyd3815
      @lyd3815 4 года назад +51

      imagine you make a mistake while shaving so now the earth is gone and the sun exploded destroying the galaxy.

    • @wyattmiranda3484
      @wyattmiranda3484 4 года назад +2

      Ooohhhh nooooo

    • @loganbaxter4685
      @loganbaxter4685 4 года назад +1

      @@ridzz.714 Nah, it’d be awhile before the plasma wave of death was visible.

  • @_catulus
    @_catulus 4 года назад +4312

    Lois: Is that razor burn?
    Clark: It’s complicated...

  • @madmanjoe1002
    @madmanjoe1002 4 года назад +885

    I like how he always strokes his face after like "Damn I'm fine".

  • @sublimechimp
    @sublimechimp 8 месяцев назад +18

    It’s crazy to see the advance in technology, the newer one is live action and it shows every detail, whereas the old one is animated and even in animation they hid the actual process

    • @Savita73198
      @Savita73198 8 месяцев назад +3

      You described exactly what I was thinking. Like it's much harder to do it in a live action but still the animated version is the one where the process is hidden.

    • @reidmason2551
      @reidmason2551 3 месяца назад +4

      Other way around. The Dean Cain clip is from 1994, the animated clip from 1997. It's the later version that cut corners.

  • @officialconch
    @officialconch 4 года назад +557

    I like how they used the cartoon version at the end to substantiate the claim.

    • @jingllle8546
      @jingllle8546 4 года назад +9

      I know this man, he was my neighbor. He was my friend in elementary school and he is a very talented man. We live together in harmony. Then everything change when the fire nation attack. only the avatar, master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished 🤦🤦🤦

    • @enlightenedtree2875
      @enlightenedtree2875 4 года назад +14

      @@jingllle8546 ah yes of course

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 4 года назад +1

      🤦🏾‍♂️🤣😂

  • @Jordan_offline_
    @Jordan_offline_ 3 года назад +8064

    Legends say gillette lost almost 20% Sales because of Superman.

    • @im_stilldizzy
      @im_stilldizzy 3 года назад +14

      1st

    • @theradicalaxe553
      @theradicalaxe553 3 года назад +20

      @@im_stilldizzy u donut

    • @ron78tht74
      @ron78tht74 3 года назад +33

      He was 20% of their business. I doubt it. That means only 4 other people used Gillette. Doesn't add up.

    • @stellasoleclark5586
      @stellasoleclark5586 3 года назад +4

      @@ron78tht74 joke

    • @thename7511
      @thename7511 3 года назад +2

      @Adam Ratman Reddit references are getting cringey nowadays, better to just say "it's a joke" or "joke" like the person above said

  • @ariadnamartin4598
    @ariadnamartin4598 2 года назад +2827

    It's official, Superman invented laser hair removal

    • @funnyvideoguy3216
      @funnyvideoguy3216 2 года назад +74

      We must thank him

    • @BobTheSnail759
      @BobTheSnail759 Год назад +9

      @@funnyvideoguy3216 #thankyousuperman

    • @billykaplan9915
      @billykaplan9915 5 месяцев назад +3

      I wouldn't be surprise if that was the case I can only imagine someone watching Superman shaving (a scene meant to be a joke) and saying I'll invent a way to make this real

  • @Gencoil
    @Gencoil 2 месяца назад +4

    "Oh crap, I overdid the beam strength. Well, there goes the mirror... and the neighbor's apartment".

  • @MatthewLarson578
    @MatthewLarson578 4 года назад +4744

    “Hey Clark why is your chin so red?”
    “No reason” he said in pain

    • @hellfactory3739
      @hellfactory3739 4 года назад +87

      I mean he's Superman his skin should be very tough to cut or burn

    • @luckymoonjoy1278
      @luckymoonjoy1278 4 года назад +18

      He’s bulletproof

    • @TheDeathticle
      @TheDeathticle 4 года назад +28

      Razor burn

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 4 года назад +77

      More like, hey Clark, why do you smell like burnt hair? No wonder why I'm not into you...that's the worst smelling after shave ever!

    • @lesedi428
      @lesedi428 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @s55558
    @s55558 4 года назад +7402

    Why is no one talking about how strong the mirror is

    • @bobjob3632
      @bobjob3632 4 года назад +282

      It’s a regulate mirror you idiot! Did you learn anything in physic class????

    • @itzthunder3394
      @itzthunder3394 4 года назад +519

      @@bobjob3632 man chill he probably just a kid

    • @masterchief-kq2ev
      @masterchief-kq2ev 4 года назад +126

      @@itzthunder3394 I'm not being sarcastic I just think he's kidding

    • @sherlockowiec1693
      @sherlockowiec1693 4 года назад +601

      @@bobjob3632 it's not just a light, the laser also create mega heat, that's why it's deadly so he's right, I mean it is a normal mirror but superman can just manipulate how strong the beam is.

    • @ethanholter
      @ethanholter 4 года назад +444

      @@bobjob3632 maybe spend less time studying physics and more time learning how to speak to people

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +9324

    I bet he just bites his nails off then

  • @ShinkaPlant
    @ShinkaPlant 11 месяцев назад +82

    Super Heroes using their powers for everyday activitie is amazing

  • @Kyumifun
    @Kyumifun 4 года назад +7035

    How society wants men to shave:
    *Using razors*
    How men really want to shave:

    • @jingllle8546
      @jingllle8546 4 года назад +90

      I know this man, he was my neighbor. He was my friend in elementary school and he is a very talented man. We live together in harmony. Then everything change when the fire nation attack. only the avatar, master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished 🤦🤦🤦

    • @snowy031
      @snowy031 4 года назад +23

      @@jingllle8546 relatable

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 4 года назад +8

      @@jingllle8546
      That damn fire nation....

    • @JaveriaYousuf
      @JaveriaYousuf 4 года назад +3

      Using laser.

    • @maguyonseanlewis7696
      @maguyonseanlewis7696 4 года назад +4

      @@jingllle8546
      I'm guessing your a filipino copypasta spammer.

  • @Quint_69
    @Quint_69 4 года назад +76680

    It's all fun and games till he accidentally looks up at his eyes.

  • @DrePants44
    @DrePants44 3 года назад +2455

    It's been noted in the comics that he has to change out mirrors often due to laser use wear and tear

    • @user-lr1rt3sz9u
      @user-lr1rt3sz9u 3 года назад +15

      what does it say on your channel's banner?

    • @user-lr1rt3sz9u
      @user-lr1rt3sz9u 3 года назад +9

      i'm just curious lmao

    • @waffelo4681
      @waffelo4681 3 года назад +11

      @@user-lr1rt3sz9u something about killing Jesus

    • @tacitozetticci9308
      @tacitozetticci9308 3 года назад +8

      @Uranus 46 nooo not cheese sus

    • @waffelo4681
      @waffelo4681 3 года назад +4

      @@tacitozetticci9308 ikr what a sussy baka😑😳

  • @pencilsandpizza
    @pencilsandpizza 11 месяцев назад +12

    The accuracy and coordination you would need for that is insane

  • @33482
    @33482 4 года назад +7011

    Imagine if he had a full grown beard. Nothing could stop him then.

    • @elmagnificodep
      @elmagnificodep 4 года назад +155

      The beard starts on fire from the vision. 😂

    • @vo5960
      @vo5960 4 года назад +39

      Future state: Guess what

    • @Jet_Sam
      @Jet_Sam 4 года назад +15

      Ever read Injustice?

    • @33482
      @33482 4 года назад +8

      @@Jet_Sam ever heard "obey the beard" by psychostick?

    • @23bitchris60
      @23bitchris60 4 года назад +16

      In man of steel he has a beard when he saves the people on the boat.

  • @Stagelele
    @Stagelele 4 года назад +17408

    Alternative version: Superman fucking melts his face.

    • @genewastakenwastaken
      @genewastakenwastaken 4 года назад +35

      @HoJustin r/woosh

    • @soapyguy6483
      @soapyguy6483 4 года назад +85

      When a cringe normie r/woosh instead of r/wooooosh 🤦‍♂️

    • @JustN3ptune
      @JustN3ptune 4 года назад +83

      @@soapyguy6483 wait when did we start using that again that shit is dead

    • @djdoodoo7032
      @djdoodoo7032 4 года назад +5

      @Ho Justin 🧂

    • @anonymousunknown5650
      @anonymousunknown5650 4 года назад +15

      Alternative alternative superman melts house

  • @Hassan.is.not.too.crazy01
    @Hassan.is.not.too.crazy01 4 года назад +10990

    Well we just learned that superman doesn't shave under his chin.

    • @TheHopelessFan
      @TheHopelessFan 4 года назад +778

      The neck beard grows

    • @endgame9275
      @endgame9275 4 года назад +292

      Apparently he has no beard on there hahah

    • @izzybigballz
      @izzybigballz 4 года назад +66

      sis82isHsheuiwIb^■☆♤○♤•♤huh Z*-*%&-;¡i28h&=

    • @Enavoid
      @Enavoid 4 года назад +201

      @@izzybigballz I agree

    • @somerandomduck5795
      @somerandomduck5795 4 года назад +136

      @@izzybigballz indeed

  • @RoyceRozea
    @RoyceRozea 11 месяцев назад +7

    A joke so nice they used it twice

  • @kombat_king5717
    @kombat_king5717 4 года назад +2662

    Darkseid, who can do the same WITHOUT a mirror:
    *Pathetic.*

  • @jamesdutchman8862
    @jamesdutchman8862 3 года назад +11514

    There was a comic in the 70s that had Supes do this with a piece of metal from his rocket ship. It made more sense than an average mirror.

    • @nodeberiaestaraqui93
      @nodeberiaestaraqui93 3 года назад +532

      Pretty sure the mirror IS made from the metal of his rocket ship

    • @jamesdutchman8862
      @jamesdutchman8862 3 года назад +315

      @@nodeberiaestaraqui93 Well, that would make sense.

    • @Nombrenooriginal
      @Nombrenooriginal 3 года назад +63

      @@nodeberiaestaraqui93 how you can make metal with a glass from the space?

    • @stevencolon1723
      @stevencolon1723 3 года назад +253

      @@Nombrenooriginal Its a piece of metal from the ship, not a mirror XD
      Supes probably just polished it to a mirror finish. Its Space metal, it can do anything.

    • @Rohan_Sn
      @Rohan_Sn 3 года назад +24

      Why can't he use a mirror?
      I think he can control the heat

  • @BerkayOner
    @BerkayOner 4 года назад +2648

    Why no one else isn't speaking about his beard still keeps coming after thousands of eye laser hair removal. (Probably because it's super beard)

    • @joaozitogameplays
      @joaozitogameplays 4 года назад +106

      If it weren't super beard he would just use a razor

    • @taelim6599
      @taelim6599 4 года назад +42

      @@joaozitogameplays I mean, he could use a kyrptonite razor

    • @joaozitogameplays
      @joaozitogameplays 4 года назад +54

      @@taelim6599 how would he hold the damn thing and be precise with it

    • @taelim6599
      @taelim6599 4 года назад +12

      @@joaozitogameplays Well, the handle doesn't have to be kryptonite

    • @joaozitogameplays
      @joaozitogameplays 4 года назад +42

      @@taelim6599 I believe that just being near kryptonite harms him, let alone placing a kryptonite blade into his face

  • @Savenmi
    @Savenmi Месяц назад +50

    That's one strong mirror if it can reflect a laser beam 0:23

    • @Sypaka
      @Sypaka 28 дней назад +5

      Every mirror can do that. Not to mention, you need mirrors to even create a laser.

    • @tvviewer4500
      @tvviewer4500 9 дней назад +1

      It’s a Supermirror if you weren’t aware

    • @tvviewer4500
      @tvviewer4500 9 дней назад +1

      @@Sypaka that’s true for something low powered like a laser pointer. It is true that every mirror can do that for a time if the laser is a serious laser but it won’t last long if it’s a standard mirror.

  • @mvpmvp2980
    @mvpmvp2980 3 года назад +3907

    how batman shaves:
    "ALFRED!"

    • @majakmajak7596
      @majakmajak7596 3 года назад +281

      Hand Me my Bat Razor

    • @creep1523
      @creep1523 3 года назад +197

      @@majakmajak7596 and he's looking at his bat mirror, in his bat restroom

    • @justaguywithamask6505
      @justaguywithamask6505 3 года назад +146

      @@creep1523 in his bat cave

    • @dovesoap445
      @dovesoap445 3 года назад +123

      @@justaguywithamask6505 while listening to bat sounds with his bat airpods

    • @justaguywithamask6505
      @justaguywithamask6505 3 года назад +97

      @@dovesoap445 with his bat merch

  • @LilyaScarlet
    @LilyaScarlet 7 лет назад +4380

    those are some strong ass mirrors

    • @imaadshahrukh4829
      @imaadshahrukh4829 7 лет назад +200

      Lilya Scarlet They probably don't exist in the DCEU, explaining the weird Shrek face.

    • @Shexter17
      @Shexter17 7 лет назад +217

      Lilya Scarlet LOL TRUE but then he controls how strong the lazer is

    • @PlutoKunn
      @PlutoKunn 7 лет назад +9

      Lol

    • @CerealKiller2
      @CerealKiller2 7 лет назад +129

      Well, mirrors are reflective, but I don't know if they can withstand very high temperatures and I don't know how warm Superman's laser vision is either.

    • @CerealKiller2
      @CerealKiller2 7 лет назад +17

      Jay I'm talking in theory. It's not like that hasn't been done before.

  • @tlotro625
    @tlotro625 4 года назад +1535

    Since his beard is a part of him, thus nearly indestructable, it's ok.

    • @tuumanka7974
      @tuumanka7974 4 года назад +8

      But he has superpower

    • @tropicthunder919
      @tropicthunder919 4 года назад +40

      The only reason he is nearly indestructable is because everyone else is from earth and can’t handle his strength so other cryptonians could punch him in the face and it would hurt so he could cut his own beard with his laser because he’s from crypton and that’s how it works, I’m not an expert but I’m pretty sure that’s how it works

    • @JustArt_736
      @JustArt_736 4 года назад

      The likes on ur comments now are the devils number
      It might change though

    • @wahiditsme
      @wahiditsme 4 года назад

      It's fiction, you guys. Don't argue.

    • @neh8608
      @neh8608 4 года назад

      Actually makes sense

  • @MrAmangandhi
    @MrAmangandhi 9 месяцев назад +6

    And here I thought he would use a razor made from kryptonite.

  • @nobody-ms7uz
    @nobody-ms7uz 3 года назад +26437

    RUclips algortihm: He'll literally watch anything.

  • @MAN-ns8xb
    @MAN-ns8xb 4 года назад +7759

    "The electric razor was invented by Jacob Schick in 1928."
    people before 1928:

  • @colonelstriker2519
    @colonelstriker2519 4 года назад +3065

    You’re telling me to defeat his laser eyes we just need a mirror wtaf

    • @sanuiii
      @sanuiii 4 года назад +296

      Jokes on you. It's a super mirror

    • @mikejankowski6321
      @mikejankowski6321 4 года назад +28

      Superman II in the fight with General Zod.

    • @jessehinman8340
      @jessehinman8340 4 года назад +144

      He can change the power output of his lasers . . . 🙃

    • @silverdamascus2023
      @silverdamascus2023 4 года назад +80

      Lasers are just light, even the most powerful lasers can be reflected with a common mirror because that's what mirrors do.

    • @Hans140
      @Hans140 4 года назад +12

      If he's angry enough and he uses his laser eyes, if you have a mirror, his skin will just melt off since his beam power is at max

  • @opinionhaver574
    @opinionhaver574 8 месяцев назад +9

    This is the main reason I would want to be Superman.

  • @ploonky12345
    @ploonky12345 4 года назад +1747

    Poor Superman, his balls must be in a life crisis every time

  • @lisandragonzalez4310
    @lisandragonzalez4310 3 года назад +17361

    He is breaking a super hero rule:Never use your powers for personal beneficion

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 3 года назад +1588

      Then again, that's for stuff like getting absurd amounts of cash or winning on a game show. Here, he's just shaving himself.

    • @udayvarma756
      @udayvarma756 3 года назад +110

      Ok👍

    • @JayPlusForerunner
      @JayPlusForerunner 3 года назад +225

      That doesn't count

    • @dipakparmar2075
      @dipakparmar2075 3 года назад +35

      🤣🤣😂😂

    • @mmert138
      @mmert138 3 года назад +572

      This doesn't count because even Superman's hair is stronger than diamonds so he can't shave any other way. His life as a journalist would be jeopardized if he didn't have a clean shave.

  • @lailynurhalizah8950
    @lailynurhalizah8950 6 лет назад +8808

    That mirror must be the second strongest material on earth

  • @Tanishq.A
    @Tanishq.A 8 дней назад +1

    Bro can start a cosmetic clinic of his own in old age.

  • @squalay3601
    @squalay3601 3 года назад +12060

    so if his own laser beams is the only thing that can cut his hair, how did they give him haircuts as a child before they knew he had powers????

    • @just.him.cherif
      @just.him.cherif 3 года назад +2462

      His hair is hair he just prefers to shave with his laser eyes because he can control the temperature of the laser and it's just much faster too
      Edit: When he was younger his powers weren't fully awaked he was pretty human when a child until he got super puberty that's why they could give him a hair cut

    • @zachruuu8470
      @zachruuu8470 3 года назад +586

      @@just.him.cherif how's he not hairless every time he comes out of an explosion then

    • @jeremyperrier5038
      @jeremyperrier5038 3 года назад +873

      @@zachruuu8470 why do you try to understand or find a logical fact about something fictional 🤔

    • @zeeegeee
      @zeeegeee 3 года назад +133

      What? They found him in an alien spaceship my dude

    • @cha5
      @cha5 3 года назад +194

      Why doesn’t Batman ever trip over his cape or get it caught on one of Gotham City’s building edges or gargoyles when he’s swinging over the rooftops of Gotham?🤗

  • @linkmariokirby7373
    @linkmariokirby7373 4 года назад +1732

    So his skin is completely laser resistant, but his hair is not

    • @lovetheplanet9481
      @lovetheplanet9481 4 года назад +49

      Then also it must be scissor resistant,but his hair is cut 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @fynkozari9271
      @fynkozari9271 3 года назад +30

      Kinda like laser in real life used by doctors.

    • @geoculus5606
      @geoculus5606 3 года назад +15

      Those aren't actually lasers though. His heat vision may have different properties from lasers.

    • @Ozy3500
      @Ozy3500 3 года назад +6

      Technically the hair you see is already dead

    • @laurenbi
      @laurenbi 3 года назад +4

      Don’t think about it too hard

  • @TheFuryHasCome
    @TheFuryHasCome 8 лет назад +248

    I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd like a little clip series of how heroes complete the most mundane tasks with their abilities.

    • @peposo7
      @peposo7 8 лет назад +15

      And conveniently put gadgets.

    • @theuniversedoesntcare
      @theuniversedoesntcare 7 лет назад

      I wanna see the Flash shave, and use a Tooth Brush.

  • @miscellaneoussarnian5282
    @miscellaneoussarnian5282 7 месяцев назад +3

    I’d kill to have Superman’s laser eyes whenever I shave

  • @mega4360
    @mega4360 4 года назад +41757

    I like how everyone’s ignoring the fact the mirrors withstood his heat vision
    Edit: thanks for all the likes
    1. If he’s using low power how does he manage to shave his own hair he’d have to be using high power to shave his hair
    2. Mirrors don’t reflect heat

    • @sebfox2194
      @sebfox2194 4 года назад +3985

      If it's like a visible light based laser, then a mirror could reflect the rays.

    • @dannyo512
      @dannyo512 4 года назад +5491

      @@sebfox2194 I’m surprised more villains who fought Superman didn’t have a giant mirror as part of their arsenal.

    • @incognito-p9c
      @incognito-p9c 4 года назад +2755

      Superman can control the strength of his eye laser kid.

    • @sivansharma5027
      @sivansharma5027 4 года назад +3361

      @@incognito-p9c lol next you're going to tell me he can fly...

    • @jasi2666
      @jasi2666 4 года назад +1334

      @@incognito-p9c in that case in order to shave his nearly indestructible facial hair the laser would have to be extremely high powered releasing large amounts of heat which would just burn the mirror so that answer doesn’t work “kid”
      Edit: considering 3 months later I still get comments let me clarify some things Superman’s heat vision is calculated up to 6000 kelvin in terms of heat and strong enough to cut the fabric of the universe as seen in a few comics our sun averages 6000 kelvin and Superman flies in and out of it on numerous occasions with the exact same hairstyle meaning that the strength of his laser would have to be at the maximum known heat or greatly passed it to cut his hair. Another thing to mention is darkside is the closest known character with heat vision as strong as Superman’s in most continuity and there have been dozens of times that darkside has blasted Superman in the face at full power and his eyebrows stay intact. Now that you have that explanation please tell me what hotel mirror you’ve seen that is stronger than the sun mirrors don’t absorb heat past a certain point and the initial contact with the mirror at that level of heat in a logical base would melt not only the mirror but 86 the entire building

  • @BjornzzYT
    @BjornzzYT 3 года назад +5072

    Ok, but how does he cut his hair?

  • @paulcopper299
    @paulcopper299 4 года назад +1405

    Imagine the smell of burnt hair in his bathroom.

    • @VKMakesOfficial
      @VKMakesOfficial 4 года назад +5

      I am ur 200th liker...Now you have to Subscribe me 😁😂

    • @ryyyyyyn
      @ryyyyyyn 4 года назад +17

      @@VKMakesOfficial wh-

    • @VKMakesOfficial
      @VKMakesOfficial 4 года назад

      @@ryyyyyyn 😂😂

    • @jingllle8546
      @jingllle8546 4 года назад +11

      I know this man, he was my neighbor. He was my friend in elementary school and he is a very talented man. We live together in harmony. Then everything change when the fire nation attack. only the avatar, master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished 🤦🤦🤦

    • @paulcopper299
      @paulcopper299 4 года назад +4

      @@jingllle8546 So umm... how did you cope with that?

  • @muhaiminrafid3830
    @muhaiminrafid3830 8 месяцев назад +8

    Oops I got a razor cut ❌
    Oops I got a laser cut ✅

  • @WIEIRDO
    @WIEIRDO 3 года назад +8188

    Superman's Laser: Can Cut through literally everything..
    Mirror: No, I don't think HE will.

    • @awkela3316
      @awkela3316 3 года назад +509

      He can control the temperature

    • @stormcroc1384
      @stormcroc1384 3 года назад +139

      @@awkela3316 boom roasted

    • @control4050
      @control4050 3 года назад +62

      @@awkela3316 Yes he can.

    • @svrmaster103
      @svrmaster103 3 года назад +43

      he's able to control the temp

    • @phoenixfrohmanderst2586
      @phoenixfrohmanderst2586 3 года назад +32

      Maybe his laser is some sort of photon beam? That would make sense since he gets his powers from the sun. Any guess is as good as mine.

  • @Retaliatixn
    @Retaliatixn 3 года назад +7238

    I'm disappointed that he didn't actually use kryptonite Gilet razor blade.

    • @anirudhrox8839
      @anirudhrox8839 3 года назад +437

      just a small cut wound while using that blade and Superman will start hearing Astronomia Coffin Dance music..

    • @mma_warzone
      @mma_warzone 3 года назад +71

      Your level of genius is unfathomable 😂👊👊

    • @kamishkhatai5982
      @kamishkhatai5982 3 года назад +92

      @@anirudhrox8839 dont u remember it prevents accidental wounds, as stated in ads.

    • @anirudhrox8839
      @anirudhrox8839 3 года назад +37

      @@kamishkhatai5982 not all Gillette blades prevent accidental cut wounds.. I use a Gillette Mach 3 and just got cut near my chin 3 days ago..

    • @kamishkhatai5982
      @kamishkhatai5982 3 года назад +17

      @@anirudhrox8839 sorry but i meant "as stated in ads by them". With these " too.

  • @mxrius1739
    @mxrius1739 4 года назад +876

    Over 5 years ✓
    no profilpicture ✓
    extremely high likes for sub count✓
    I love RUclips algorithm.

    • @thefinalcrusader4250
      @thefinalcrusader4250 3 года назад +36

      Literally named bystander

    • @RedThorn
      @RedThorn  3 года назад +107

      To be fair, this video blew up in 2013 during the Gillette Man of Steel promotional tie ins and then just kind of gradually continued to peak interest here and there.

    • @San-li9ml
      @San-li9ml 3 года назад +24

      @@RedThorn The man spoke!

    • @granimations2510
      @granimations2510 3 года назад +5

      @@RedThorn are you gonna post more?

    • @karljustinebelarmino3268
      @karljustinebelarmino3268 3 года назад +2

      .

  • @khajamainoddin7036
    @khajamainoddin7036 10 месяцев назад +3

    RUclips recommended me this video after 11 years 😂😂

  • @ghost085
    @ghost085 8 лет назад +732

    "Do you bleed? You will." [gives him a gillete]

  • @kenobigaming5755
    @kenobigaming5755 Год назад +11284

    I love it when heroes use their powers outside of fighting crime. It really adds to their character

    • @captainmw8885
      @captainmw8885 Год назад +353

      Yeah, like the scene in X2, when Iceman freezes Wolverine’s soda!

    • @Salem-1610
      @Salem-1610 Год назад +215

      And in Multiverse of Madness when Dr. Strange uses his magic to tie a tie.

    • @chistinelane
      @chistinelane Год назад +131

      I like a little scene in adventure time where the fire elemental just heats up his tea a tiny bit.
      It's cute.

    • @dioshoes9096
      @dioshoes9096 Год назад +96

      It just adds to the believability, and it's fun

    • @anthonydeng5419
      @anthonydeng5419 Год назад +35

      Green arrow: bruh

  • @MrMister681
    @MrMister681 7 лет назад +5420

    Now he uses CGI

  • @Mysterious98
    @Mysterious98 8 месяцев назад +3

    Oh my!Why am I getting recommended this after so many years?

  • @Dakuu75
    @Dakuu75 4 года назад +511

    Lois: Why does your bathroom always smell like burning hair?
    Superman:

    • @Maswartz226
      @Maswartz226 2 месяца назад

      She actually said this in the comics once.

  • @notorioezz
    @notorioezz 4 года назад +646

    Superman's weaknesses:
    - Kryptonite
    - Your girlfriend's pocket mirror

    • @kashmirwillwin3124
      @kashmirwillwin3124 4 года назад +1

      Lol underrated

    • @suckstosuck69
      @suckstosuck69 4 года назад +9

      Dude he shot this laser at his own face in this very video and all it did was shave his hair
      Dont think its gonna hurt him

    • @notorioezz
      @notorioezz 4 года назад +2

      @@suckstosuck69 DUDE.. I don't think you should take my comment too seriously..

    • @notorioezz
      @notorioezz 4 года назад +3

      @YOU BETTA PICK UP THA SOAP MY NIGGA! Yeah, because a FICTICIOUS character shaving his beard by shooting laser beams out of his eyes, does.. 😒

    • @kingz725
      @kingz725 4 года назад

      Kryptonite* ig

  • @Mr_Valentin.
    @Mr_Valentin. 4 года назад +4004

    This is literally Lazer hair removal, he won't be able to grow a beard again

    • @BG-it7hb
      @BG-it7hb 4 года назад +635

      He is superman, he has super hair growth 😂

    • @kharizma1734
      @kharizma1734 4 года назад +50

      It’s not normal hair :p that’s why he doesn’t just use a razor he can’t 😂

    • @BigAl2-u7e
      @BigAl2-u7e 4 года назад +14

      Superman has invulnerability, he's fine

    • @jolynecujoh9158
      @jolynecujoh9158 4 года назад +16

      @@BG-it7hb yeah plus ,Lazer hair removal doesn't last forever , like a few years only.

    • @ameregal3499
      @ameregal3499 4 года назад +4

      @@jolynecujoh9158 sad

  • @punprincess3214
    @punprincess3214 9 месяцев назад +4

    He does this in the justice league showers and everyone is just like "SHOW OFF!"

    • @AppalachianMountaineer1863
      @AppalachianMountaineer1863 3 месяца назад

      Interesting point needs to be made about all the women in the Justice League having perfectly shaved legs all the time…and why they all seem friendly to Superman…🤔

  • @khrohn903
    @khrohn903 4 года назад +2316

    Lois Lane: Honey look at this
    Superman: *looks directly at her and forgot to turn his lasers off*

    • @OkCalis
      @OkCalis 4 года назад +148

      Leading to an alternate Injustice story arc.

    • @afro117icarus5
      @afro117icarus5 4 года назад +4

      Ok injustice
      Edit: ffs someone beat me to it

    • @Murkadamiaa
      @Murkadamiaa 4 года назад +9

      *Dead body reported*

    • @chrisdelzell8467
      @chrisdelzell8467 4 года назад +14

      Now she's bald, so she divorces him and marries Lex Luthor.
      Wouldn't be so bad if she didn't take the Fortress of Solitude and the superdog.

    • @akira9031
      @akira9031 4 года назад +7

      @crazy nah flash is faster he can literally go through any point of time from running

  • @TheFurboFin
    @TheFurboFin 4 года назад +1803

    This video should just be titled “Superman gives himself skin cancer”

    • @maxstinson4588
      @maxstinson4588 4 года назад +60

      his superman he dosent get skin cancer

    • @grandmapork6630
      @grandmapork6630 4 года назад +37

      @@maxstinson4588 we don’t know that

    • @maxstinson4588
      @maxstinson4588 4 года назад +19

      @@grandmapork6630 but hes superman hes only allergic to kryptonite is he not

    • @grandmapork6630
      @grandmapork6630 4 года назад +70

      @@maxstinson4588 I don’t think we know if he can get Super Cancer tho

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan 4 года назад +6

      @@maxstinson4588 i guess in All star super man he kinda does.

  • @generalowen4344
    @generalowen4344 4 года назад +260

    Everyone talking about superman shaving but no one realized the mirror glass is superman’s true counter, not kryptonite.

    • @hellfactory3739
      @hellfactory3739 4 года назад +24

      Either that or he's able to control the temperature of the laser.

    • @rnaD86
      @rnaD86 4 года назад +19

      So you deflected his beams; congrats, now you only have a super-strong, super-tough flying man to deal with.

    • @generalowen4344
      @generalowen4344 4 года назад +2

      @@rnaD86 eyy! At least I don’t have to find Kryptonite wherever that in in lore. We have mirrors everywhere. That’s HUGE for a normal human.

    • @noosh9837
      @noosh9837 4 года назад

      I'm pretty sure his hair isn't as strong as he is buddy.

    • @LordELnumber8
      @LordELnumber8 4 года назад +2

      I mean with a mirror at best we could give him some really bad burns and at worse a really bad hair cut.

  • @MotleyNerd
    @MotleyNerd 4 года назад +26921

    All jokes aside, that's gotta be the cleanest shave ever.
    And the worst smelling.

    • @mattquellobello
      @mattquellobello 4 года назад +704

      At least is fast

    • @WannabeWryter
      @WannabeWryter 4 года назад +1017

      Burnt hair, yeah gros. Then again supes is like immune to bacteria and ish.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 4 года назад +387

      Probably uses a lot of aftershave to cover the smell

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 4 года назад +78

      @@WannabeWryter supes? Is this a thing?

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 3 года назад +239

      @@TCt83067695 its like how Batman's baddies have started calling him 'Bats'.
      P.S.
      A lot of bathrooms have exhaust fans for bad smells.

  • @forget3817
    @forget3817 Месяц назад +1

    So any villain can deflect Superman's heat rays with a mirror ...

  • @tadayoshi1434
    @tadayoshi1434 2 года назад +757

    "with great powers comes great convenience"
    - Uncle Ben

  • @gurubhaktmohit
    @gurubhaktmohit 4 года назад +2066

    Next video: How does Superman dispose of his indestructible poop.

    • @parththakkar9748
      @parththakkar9748 4 года назад +103

      Underrated comment
      And his urine is equivalent to super jet water stream 😂

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 4 года назад +53

      Sells them on the Diamond Market? Gotta wonder how he finances all those suits and a Metropolis appartment on a Daily Planet Reporter's salary o.o

    • @gurubhaktmohit
      @gurubhaktmohit 4 года назад +23

      @@grayeaglej so spending money on food is actually an investment for him?

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 4 года назад +15

      @@gurubhaktmohit For Superman and for yourself as well o.o We mere mortals buy food as an investment in staying alive in the future. O.o

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 4 года назад +6

      @@gurubhaktmohit Well thats not entirely true, human manure still has some value. In the medical field it has several applications.
      In developing countries it is still used as fertilizer just as it has been for thousands of years, as well as to generate methane gas for cooking, heating, and lighting.
      There really is no such thing as "Worthless", only things that are not where there worth is found.

  • @SomeTomfoolery
    @SomeTomfoolery 2 года назад +14329

    I love how the live-action actually shows his beard being shaved, but the cartoon decided to cut to before and after, even tho it seems like the cartoon version would be easier to animate.

  • @HNry-OG
    @HNry-OG Месяц назад +1

    bro must have the strongest hair follicles to break through his skin

  • @jevilz9858
    @jevilz9858 6 лет назад +5275

    Must smell everyday after burned hair.

    • @yelvo6941
      @yelvo6941 6 лет назад +26

      Jevilz 😂

    • @jevilz9858
      @jevilz9858 6 лет назад +58

      Stop laughing bro...

    • @yelvo6941
      @yelvo6941 6 лет назад +20

      And waht if I don't ? \ >-> /

    • @JJ_R
      @JJ_R 6 лет назад +68

      Jevilz that’s what aftershave is for.

    • @breakerdawn8429
      @breakerdawn8429 6 лет назад +15

      Jevilz actually in the comics it does

  • @swaygle
    @swaygle 4 года назад +4706

    They could have just said “He doesn’t grow facial hair” BUT NO. THEY HAD TO DO THIS

    • @rexlumontad5644
      @rexlumontad5644 4 года назад +77

      What's wrong with that?

    • @giantclaw138
      @giantclaw138 4 года назад +383

      @@rexlumontad5644 I think he's praising the decision for going the extra mile in creativity. It just didn't come off well.

    • @boxedfoxstudios6479
      @boxedfoxstudios6479 4 года назад +119

      @@rexlumontad5644 everything is wrong with this! It's perfect and that makes me angry

    • @romeobelisario3190
      @romeobelisario3190 4 года назад +418

      I mean, they had a comic strip where a sniper tried to take out Clark Kent, and when he sniped Clark on a lunch date, the bullet fell into his salad and to hide it from Lois he fucking munched that bullet down like a crouton.
      The sniper fucking packed up and left because he ain't killing in a city where news reporters eat bullets for lunch.

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 4 года назад +81

      @@romeobelisario3190 let's be honest here, I'd just do the same thing

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 года назад +2030

    I need to learn this skill

    • @ElmoASMR
      @ElmoASMR 4 года назад +21

      U gay

    • @catdisc5304
      @catdisc5304 4 года назад +22

      What better place to learn a skill like that than SKILLSHARE?

    • @reothomas7624
      @reothomas7624 4 года назад +1

      Good luck with that

    • @jonat9932
      @jonat9932 4 года назад +3

      Erm You again.

    • @lutfi7199
      @lutfi7199 4 года назад +15

      Mr everywhere

  • @JohnTecson05
    @JohnTecson05 9 месяцев назад +1

    how Clark Kent shaves his beard on every Monday .

  • @vew3977
    @vew3977 4 года назад +2556

    RUclips algorithm: “hey wanna know how superman shave?”
    Me: “um no? no benefit in knowing such thing”
    My brain: “I wanna know yes thank you”

    • @rupeshveerwal8696
      @rupeshveerwal8696 4 года назад +11

      Correct 😂😂😂

    • @gelvinesonchundi9017
      @gelvinesonchundi9017 4 года назад +6

      RUclips algorithm is so complicated

    • @Merely_To_Observe
      @Merely_To_Observe 4 года назад +6

      There is the chance you are taking a quiz for $1M

    • @sonicboom5012
      @sonicboom5012 4 года назад +3

      My friends and I were actually talking about this the other day, supposedly every part of him including his hair(?) is indestructible, so if that includes the hair on his chin, then how can he shave with laser vision?

    • @keerthichandra376
      @keerthichandra376 4 года назад +5

      @@sonicboom5012 indestructible by the forces of Earth not Krypton. He is vulnerable to Kryptonian stuff

  • @whateverguy9204
    @whateverguy9204 3 года назад +4806

    I love how in the animated one, when they focus more in Superman's eyes, we still see glimpses of his beard still unshaved, we see the laser eyes never go through them and when they zoom out, he's instantly shaved

    • @toneranimation
      @toneranimation 3 года назад +360

      Animators were like "nah"

    • @abrupta
      @abrupta 2 года назад +14

      @@toneranimation fr

    • @PlasticAddict301
      @PlasticAddict301 2 года назад +57

      @@austinpruitt6490 tell me you are not an animator without telling me 🤦

    • @crownedking_cj8890
      @crownedking_cj8890 2 года назад +17

      Question, so was superman's hair just really long until he found out he had powers or can his hair be cut normally but he just does it this way??

    • @mynameis4555
      @mynameis4555 2 года назад +15

      @@crownedking_cj8890 yes actually. He shaves and cuts his own hair this way. You can see he has longer hair in MoS

  • @salmonellq2981
    @salmonellq2981 4 года назад +470

    *looks himself in the eye*
    "aw fuck I can't believe I've done this"

    • @jingllle8546
      @jingllle8546 4 года назад +13

      I know this man, he was my neighbor. He was my friend in elementary school and he is a very talented man. We live together in harmony. Then everything change when the fire nation attack. only the avatar, master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished 🤦🤦🤦

    • @justaperson3288
      @justaperson3288 4 года назад +5

      @@jingllle8546 ...

    • @oshin9066
      @oshin9066 4 года назад +1

      I LOVE VINES

    • @myleschatman8583
      @myleschatman8583 4 года назад +1

      Maybe it would be like a Harry Potter wand battle

    • @salmonellq2981
      @salmonellq2981 4 года назад

      @@myleschatman8583 lol

  • @darkarpit
    @darkarpit 10 месяцев назад +2

    to protect yourself from Superman's laser carry a mirror

  • @jrsiv4462
    @jrsiv4462 9 лет назад +1253

    Using his laser vision really... SHAVES time.

  • @anthonysalerno7901
    @anthonysalerno7901 7 лет назад +4892

    What's the big deal doesn't everyone shave this way?

    • @SikanderAli007
      @SikanderAli007 7 лет назад +21

      Anthony Salerno course

    • @sonsofaxe5367
      @sonsofaxe5367 7 лет назад +232

      Only in the weekends

    • @zexops
      @zexops 7 лет назад +114

      Anthony Salerno yeah sometimes but only my pubic hair

    • @peterfox5868
      @peterfox5868 7 лет назад +62

      Yeah but he doesn't use shaving cream

    • @sebasxvene
      @sebasxvene 7 лет назад

      IRON GAMER I know right

  • @poonamrajput2371
    @poonamrajput2371 4 года назад +20498

    Fun fact : you never searched for this video

  • @Eduard-j5j
    @Eduard-j5j 3 месяца назад +1

    Ok, it has to take a LOT of skill in order for Superman to shave like that. Not only does he have to shave every area, but he also has to be precise and aim his laser where he wants it to go, which is just looking for him.

  • @abuzainabahmadsyakirnorazli
    @abuzainabahmadsyakirnorazli 2 года назад +4552

    i like how the first clip not only his laser eyes can be use to shave but also makes the machine sound accurately

    • @uscdave1124
      @uscdave1124 2 года назад +215

      Writers: "The audience for this show is incredibly stupid so we HAVE to have the shaving machine noise otherwise they'll have utterly no idea what's happening."

    • @AbhishekSingh-uu3xx
      @AbhishekSingh-uu3xx 2 года назад +19

      @@uscdave1124 dude 😂

    • @affegpus4195
      @affegpus4195 2 года назад +34

      Actualy that was the sound of when he used his heat beams

    • @st.upid_fr0g470
      @st.upid_fr0g470 2 года назад +11

      so you know it's laser, lasers sound like drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, and plasma sounds like: piu piu piu

    • @earnmoneyonline2756
      @earnmoneyonline2756 2 года назад +1

      My name😀

  • @nevermorefour
    @nevermorefour 4 года назад +234

    Imagine how careful he must be when it comes to other things.

    • @victorgm4702
      @victorgm4702 4 года назад +3

      Or girlfriend

    • @Farhan_049
      @Farhan_049 4 года назад +2

      How does he shave his nether regions?

    • @JamieBliss
      @JamieBliss 4 года назад +13

      That's literally his drama. He lives in a world of cardboard and has to hold back all the time. That's his angst.

    • @aldrinb.e1276
      @aldrinb.e1276 4 года назад

      Lol😂😂😂

    • @JamieBliss
      @JamieBliss 4 года назад

      @@onnizx without flattening major cities

  • @ASHcontent
    @ASHcontent 8 лет назад +353

    Batman just scared his beard away

    • @michaelperez4877
      @michaelperez4877 8 лет назад

      haha

    • @TheNewLelouch17
      @TheNewLelouch17 8 лет назад +8

      Green Lantern shaves with a buzzsaw created from his ring.

    • @aslanegal9653
      @aslanegal9653 8 лет назад

      lol

    • @8bitPikachu
      @8bitPikachu 8 лет назад +29

      The Flash just smacks himself in the face at light speed and vibrates the hair off his skin...
      ...it doesn't really work

    • @MegaBleedman
      @MegaBleedman 8 лет назад +6

      Batman's beard only grows when he stops being batman and by that he kills people and stuff.

  • @Taokyle
    @Taokyle 9 месяцев назад +1

    someone who tried to peek into superman's life and hiding behind that one-way mirror: 🔥 💥 💀