you can't miss a single dan and phil video cause wdym you've had to have watched their golf letsplay to get the lore of the queen being reincarnated as dan's labubu
@microscopy-gremlini swear there used to be a tumblr meme back in the day that was like "marries you just to annoy you by threatening divorce at the mildest inconvenience" lmao if that ain't dan in a nutshell 😂
i love how phil has a billion "if i dumped you" and "would you break up with me" scenarios ready to go you can tell he was really prepared to unleash himself post hard launch
@simplicitylost they’ve never referred to themselves (to my memory, and I think I’d remember) as boyfriends even after the hard launch so a lot of us are freaking the hell out lol
@m@mollymorgan8388ue but they always kind of joke about it being a situationship and never actually use the word boyfriend so this feels like idk healing in a way. they're comfortable enough to use that word now in front of their audience and that's really special
I need y'all to understand how much of a humiliation ritual it is for me to say these golf videos are some of my favorite. Imagine me telling a friend "this is my comfort content" and it's literally just loud gay vulgarity and nonsense with spontaneous trivia that makes me go from giggling to feeling like i'm in a hostage situation
same, it's my fav dnp series... is it the crazy abundance of innuendoes, is it the serious sporting competition, is it the theatrics of it all? these videos are truly my cocomelon and i can't explain why
Phil: do you want me to feed you honey? Dan: no -> video cuts immediately to Phil feeding Dan honey Dan: somehow manages to blame us for being gay on camera and calls us freaks That's it. That's every Dan and Phil video described in one scene
That was a hoax from the DOJ... that photo is of him and his aides that one of said aides posted on a public blog 10 years ago. The epstein class are just dragging innocent (and dead) people into this as distractions. It's disgusting
17:57 'the boy who cried wolf, i gave him so many bad tips, that even when i give him a good tip, he doesn't even wanna take it' 'i don't want your good tip'
i think phil would be a fun person to be stuck in an elevator with. good conversation, fun (false) facts, aggressively northern anecdotes. it would be a pleasant time i think
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you can't miss a single dan and phil video cause wdym you've had to have watched their golf letsplay to get the lore of the queen being reincarnated as dan's labubu
It’s the DnP ARG
this is just me realizing they've waited 16 years to be able to threaten to dump each other on camera for absolutely no reason
Genuinely istg they hard launch for the roast level ups lmao 😂😂😂
@microscopy-gremlini swear there used to be a tumblr meme back in the day that was like "marries you just to annoy you by threatening divorce at the mildest inconvenience" lmao if that ain't dan in a nutshell 😂
"i made it up the hill DESPITE MY QUEER SHAPE!" thats one for the history books
healing statement
that can be on a shirt
'i'm going to start vaping after this' Phil is the funniest fucking person to ever exist
i laughed so hard when he said that
my eyes read this comment as "the phunniest phucking person" and then i did a double take and realized it simply did not even say that. wow.
the strained cigarette pull, drag, get this man on a stage
Deadass I don't smoke for mental health reasons and at my workplace where everyone smokes, I say this CONSTANTLY 😭😭
“should we just stop dan vs phil” idk should I just fuckin die on my birthday??
underrated comment 😭😭🤣
LMAOOO
NO LITERALLY
😭💀
this with 0 context had me so confused
"you will make it up this hill despite your queer shape" or whatever the fuck dan's mental health book was called
+
you won the internet congradulations
best comment hahaha
I did a Dan cackle to this comment lmaooooo
I want an edit of this omg hahahahahaa
“Hello DanandPhilGAMES” anxiety gone, skin cleared, to-do list done, day improved
Between this and the poppy playtime upload it feels like Christmas
Dear DanandPhilGAMES, we missed you we needed you were so glad you’re back
Accurate
the dopamine hit i got when they said that
LITERALLY OH MY GOD
possibly your scariest golf with friends title yet and that's really saying something
It's really REALLY saying something
mr. zhongli what are you doing here? does osmanthus wine taste the same as you remember?
@primerotvratitelnogoneminga it does. but where are those who share the memory
they may not have been in love here
peak comment
my fav comment
was asked to rate this comment haha (rated it very highly ofc)
Lmao
I agree with the like, well deserved
is this the heated rivalry everyone keeps talking about
Banger comment
100%
Yes
11:07 I love that phil is so gay that to him "bicurious" means experimenting with heterosexuality
Is that not what it means?
@pixxikinz its typically the other way around, a 'straight' person experimenting with homosexuality
I thought it was letting some "bicurious" bloke experiment with him, but okay.
He has only had homocertain strokes
‘if i dumped you right now’
phivorce back on!
the diphorce, if you will
we're children of phivorce
"do you think when we die we will meet in another life as animals" i missed phil's questions during golf so much
did he forget when they were gorilla prince brothers smh
Would you still love me if we were both worms
@Mayonaise_113 LMAO
would you be scared in this situation
Having english as your second language is dangerous because i don't know how normal people talk, i just know whatever this is.
FR
As a very serious English speaker, I WISH I spoke like this
English is my first and only language I doo speak vaguely like this. It’s a problem. That I’ll never work on.
@angelmckenna8866My Swedish is probably not much more sophisticated, we just have less slang to work with😭
SAME. though I don't understand a lot of what dnp saying sometimes and I need to google some things like every video
“I’m in heat” Philip can you calm down
the "boyfriend" in the title scared me more than the "balls" did
Was so stuck on the Boyfriend that I didn’t even process the Balls
@curacao-oi3eg same i thought it was just some random edit video untill i fully looked at it
@curacao-oi3eg IKR-
No this is so fr- just opened my phone to the word boyfriend on the DnP chan and got jumpscared
boyfriend in the title and best friend in the video
BOYFRIENDS? Yall resolved that situationship fast
Only took 16 years
very Ilya and shane ep6
they said the B word!!!
YESS!!
its been 16 years...
this video is 90% flirting, 5% bee innuendo, and 5% golf. welcome back danandphilgames.
their uploads post hard launch feel like I just walked in on my parents kissing anytime
feels like coming home 💙
Hey, now, 78% flirting. There was 2% for the overNords
100% Gran Canaria
@shwing1428100%
what a great day to be parasocial over boyfriends with balls
ever since hard launching they're aging in reverse like why do they both look 10 years younger
it's the power of gayness
Maybe they're moisturizing, maybe they're less drowned in cortisol from the closet, maybe it's Maybelline. ❤
probably they're less stressed about letting anything slip by accident- they can just be them
the title warns you abt the balls but not abt the amount of bee roleplay in this one
The bee jokes had me in tears. It was so hilariously dumb
Did you say "bee"?
100% more excited to watch now.
Not that I needed another reason
@Dex_19993100%?
First in my bloodline to read this sentence
i love how phil has a billion "if i dumped you" and "would you break up with me" scenarios ready to go you can tell he was really prepared to unleash himself post hard launch
Straight people have sports, gay people have Dan and Phil playing golf
To be fair… after Heated Rivalry I think gay people have a little bit of sports too 😂
@Lianki620oh gay people deeefinitely have some sports… spreading my pwhl propaganda…
IDK American football is pretty gay
I forgot this was still open and presented this to my pathologist instead of my blood sample request 💀
did you convert them? you gotta keep microdosing them to get them hooked if not
15:37 I actually think dying on your birthday is very satisfying and symmetrical.
Sounds not neurotypical ngl
“symmetrical”💀 why does it actually make sense
My thoughts exactly 🤝
AYO this optimism tho
i have been SAYING this!!!!
dan’s immediate ‘yes’ when phil asked if he would dump him for smoking is iconic
that part made me laugh so hard
Im the same way. I hate smokers
that was so funny
And so you should. Smoking is for losers and we don't date losers, we ditch then.
After his school days, yea. It might smell like abandonment 😶
the world is healing and the boyfriends are heated
call that heated rivalry
Heated rivalry 🤭😅
@akapeyy our minds
@ulianakedych3768true… always…. yes…
You make the best dnp comps :))
I like the honey segment got no context. If someone didn't watch the podcast, they just got a random honey eating break without an explanation
That's what they get for skipping class 😒
@crazyowlgirlcncowner Same
That was me 😭 I’m behind on the phodcast, very confused rn
I'm one or two episodes behind now, I need to catch up very soon!
genuinely the one time i’m behind on a podcast episode and i thought i could get away with it 😭
28:22 love Phil logic “if I cannot win the game should not exist” sore loser final boss ❤
20:47 I’m crine bro meant it when he said he was getting more comfortable w us
I had to pause and leave the room. Dans power is too powerful xD I am
boyfriends? what happened to being collaborativly gay?
im weirdly so proud of them lmao
@liv-bv3pli almost started crying! like the sixteen year situationship jokes were fun and all but this feels like healing!
@emilyyy2633 no fr tho i started shaking lmao
Wait; have you just been under a rock since October?
@simplicitylost they’ve never referred to themselves (to my memory, and I think I’d remember) as boyfriends even after the hard launch so a lot of us are freaking the hell out lol
The eye contact when Dan ate the honey should've been censored
literally pornographic
Felt like I should look away
Perhaps the strongest sense of third wheel I’ve felt while watching a dnp video and that is really saying something
Thought this will be metaphorical. No.
It felt way too intimate
BOYFRIEND WHAT NOW
I had to read it twice and stil WHAAAAAT
Well they have been together 16 years😂😂
FR they kept skirting around the word and THIS is where they finally say it properly
@m@mollymorgan8388ue but they always kind of joke about it being a situationship and never actually use the word boyfriend so this feels like idk healing in a way. they're comfortable enough to use that word now in front of their audience and that's really special
@ThatBoiCadeThey’ve said it in TikTok’s before this too :3
4:00 i can't wait to see this on a compilation of "things Dan and Phil did that would send 2012 me into a coma"
24:24 “I’m gonna start vaping after this” -Phil
the pheople’s heated rivalry
pheated phrivalry
@JustEdgeOfficial phreach
Phill yourself 😅
We're coming to the Phrottage
@Surreality22992 NOT PHROTTAGE STOP
aww all it took was some balls to make you graduate from collaboratively gay to boyfriends
“guys we are touching balls” i think that was established in october 2025 but thanks for letting us know daniel
Woozi? I hope I got that right
2:37 they're soft launching smoking grass on the patreon
not to sound dumb but is this actually a thing or just a joke lol?
@dandeliondunmer3637 just a joke, m manifesting that they will smoke on da patreon 🙏🙏🙏
@cadaverotI don’t think it’s legal in the UK, so maybe just a stream on the 20th of April lol
Phil still trusting Dan on hole 17 despite all of his "tips" being attempted sabotage is peak relationship
4:00 dan's right it did do something to me 😔
the eye contact😞
@cigarette_milk.mchfkz the eye contact was crazy
i’m freaks :(
My thoughts precisely also WHAT ARE DAN AND PHIL DOING HERE
TINAAAA I FOUND YOUR COMMENT THE PHARENTS LOVE YOU IM CRYING
I need y'all to understand how much of a humiliation ritual it is for me to say these golf videos are some of my favorite. Imagine me telling a friend "this is my comfort content" and it's literally just loud gay vulgarity and nonsense with spontaneous trivia that makes me go from giggling to feeling like i'm in a hostage situation
same, it's my fav dnp series... is it the crazy abundance of innuendoes, is it the serious sporting competition, is it the theatrics of it all? these videos are truly my cocomelon and i can't explain why
I just rewatched all their golf videos recently and it definitely filled a gaping hole inside me
no literally this and poppy playtime are my favs…… not very comforting in theory but weirdly they are
samee bc how do i tell someone that this is my comfort series😭 i have rewatched it so many times
@goldenmallornphrasing
"fuck my face!" immediately after the spon... yeah why not (14:30)
20:26 certified 'please just play the game' moment
im jk i hope they never change
obsessed with pheal always being phincluded on the drip
same
Fr phey are like the secret third member of dan and phil, everyone else is the side cast lol
2:33 I fully expected phil was setting up for a headspace sponsorship there i can't lie
I was convinced 😭
Same! I was so surprised when it didn't happen! 😂
same lmao
"sixteen year situationship" is OUT and "boyfriends" are IN 🎉❤
I don't know which is meaner, Dan when he's losing or Dan when he's winning
16:30 thousand year stare from dan
Taking a shot everytime they make an innuendo would lead to dying from alcohol poisoning
I've choked 3 times watching this 😅😂😂
@loveanime74 i choked on my water so badly that my throat hurts 😭😭
take water shots, or a nice pot of tea. Hydrate or die straight!
this title had me gasping, you’ve disturbed my sewing
They've also given me an excuse to have a break from sewing
@BlakeIsConfusedmy god so true I was in the trenches of a hem
The sewing crew has started to assemble
Dude I was sewing too
ayo I was sewing too 💀
Dan giving words of hope to the people: "The ICE melts" 12:03
Yes, i still can't believe it hasn't yet
hell yeah
I was thinking the same thing!
exactly my thoughts 🔥
the gasp i gosped was historically significant
god the comp makers are going to devour this video completely
But how is anyone going to edit it to make it even more than it is already?
if i squint its like phil has blue hair and life is so beautiful 💙
they had balls here
and the balls were touching 🥹
"i've not had many bi-curious strokes in my life" PLEASE MY SANITY IS HANGING BY A THREAD
IM SO SCARED WHAT IS HAPPENING
Watching Dan & Phil in public with a straight face is impossible. I absolutely lost it at "I hope you die on your birthday" 💀
20:41 💀post hard-launch Dan and Phil are so unfiltered the world is healing
16:43 not being sure whether the Queen being reincarnated as Dan's labubu was previously talked about when it wasn't is crazy lmao
“you think-“ as a sentence starter from phil lester, you KNOW it’s going to be a banger question
Thanks for the bee pickup lines dads, they're awful ❤
lovely stuff, hope phil got to pollinate dan tonight or whatever he said ♥️
24:45 phil hit the *_SCISSORING_* emote ✂️✂️✂️
"That did something for one of you freaks." It was me. I was the freak.
27:28 excuse me what
I WAS TRYING TO FIND A COMMENT ABOUT THIS HAHAHA
they're just saying anything now
they are fucking crazy, but they’re free 😌
@hard-richardyes, so true hard richard
@hard-richard We love you, Richard
“BOYFRIEND BALLS BATTLE” is an absolutely unhinged notification to receive @ 2pm on a Thursday 😅
Ayooo CST gang
midwest squad up
@avamightloveyoulfg
It's not any better at 9pm 🤷♀️
They can't give the excuse they didn't realize we'd get notifs for it, like that one short.
20:41 what could've POSSIBLY been the punch line to that 😭
I dread to think 😭
Im thinking preying mantis metaphor swap lmao 😂😂😂
@microscopy-gremlin that's what i thought too!
Definitely nothing good lmao. Don't male bees lose their junk after mating?
I just love how hard Phil laughed at it 🙏
20:52 “a flower in pollination” - says English linguistics degree haver
look they don't teach us about botany
20:25 They really are lucky to have found each other cause.......
The pure terror on Phil’s phace after that third “are you a bee cuz” attempt lmao
“We yearn for the balls.” DANIEL, 6 SECONDS IN??
would you expect anything else?
solidifying this videos title
“BOYFRIEND BALLS BATTLE”
in case they change it
Phil: do you want me to feed you honey?
Dan: no
-> video cuts immediately to Phil feeding Dan honey
Dan: somehow manages to blame us for being gay on camera and calls us freaks
That's it. That's every Dan and Phil video described in one scene
And the eye contact during the spoon feeding was incredibly sensual
yup
Remember when we thought pre hard launch golf with friends was unhinged? How young and innocent we were
9:30 "Why were you on the island?" YES DANIEL! If I meet Steven Hawking in the afterlife as an animal, he has some explaining to do.
Not enough people are appreciating this comment of Dan's!
I think we all know why he was on the island…
That was a hoax from the DOJ... that photo is of him and his aides that one of said aides posted on a public blog 10 years ago. The epstein class are just dragging innocent (and dead) people into this as distractions. It's disgusting
phil wished death on someone at primary school 😭 i feel like that child would have never forgotten that
17:57 'the boy who cried wolf, i gave him so many bad tips, that even when i give him a good tip, he doesn't even wanna take it'
'i don't want your good tip'
this video was my pinof 11
I came as soon as i heard
you WHAT as soon as you heard???
ALL THE WAY FROM LONDON?
me 2
@strwberryhaloDAYM
i just heard😣
18:26 the way I was expecting Phil to say "I hate this snake, I hope it dies on its birthday"
20:44 after all these years these guys can still make me laugh aloud with thier ridiculousness and genuine enjoyment of each other
the amount of break up jokes they better watch out for sam the surfer at the airport
not too loud w that 😤 we dont want twunk ™️ dan to run his ass over like the waiter
They've let everyone know they're about to head out on vacation... Sam is lurking airports as we speak looking for his Phil.
0:12 innuendos and fighting…sounds like Dan and Phil the RUclips channel
who needs compilation vids when dnp casually release 30 mins of wall-to-wall bangers. like girl im hweezing
2:28 not them forgetting they actually have a video titled "giant sticky balls"
I was thinking this 😂😂
Dan wins all the golf ones because he killed the Evil Golf God in Greener Grass, while Phil is the passenger princess.
Dad and dad are using bee themed pick up lines on each other again 20:22
I don’t know if the title was more harrowing or Phil feeding Dan the elusive jumpscare honey 😭😭
y'all are so weird (said affectionately)
11:48 "Dodge drafting" 😂
20:39 never in my life did I think we would get here
dan questioning his life choices with phil imagining the phivorce at 22:30 😭
I'm so glad this came out before my therapy session so I can unpack seeing "boyfriend" in the title
they’re just friends guys please stop speculating
i love what this brings out in them (hate, threats, swearing)
20:47 don't bees literally die instantly after mating... DANIEL
5:50 there’s something iconic about Dan saying “No we’re Dan and Phil”
it made me so sad like they should be able to go to a nude beach without it leaking to the internet
i thought he meant we don't go out
6:57 phil's comedic timing is absolute gold
9:29 Dan asking the actually important question
"Why were you on the island, why didn't that go on the hole" for those who dont wanna skip back to 9:29
No bc if Dan and Phil wanna talk Epstein I’ll jump in that rabbit hole with them 😭
@aroacetigernot going in a hole is actually the good thing when you're on the island
22:04 Can confirm, I can see the hole outside of my window! /a swede
i think phil would be a fun person to be stuck in an elevator with. good conversation, fun (false) facts, aggressively northern anecdotes. it would be a pleasant time i think
4:00 with the way u looking at phil intensely, i think it did something to YOU, dan 🤨