They have no skills as lawyers, they are professional blackmailers. It would be physically impossible for them to be in the courtroom. Due to all the plastics and silicone in their faces they are unable to speak for more than 1 min.
Most cases never see a courtroom in the way that’s usually on tv. Especially when a ton of money is involved, it’s all negotiation and mediation because neither party wants the judge to decide for them.
@nicoleparreira1024that’s not drama though. Drama raises the stakes to show situations and occasions when it DOES escalate to the courtroom. That’s why suits worked so well. Because everything was about mediation and stakes changing ultimately leading to small court appearances and things like that. Once it did get to a real trial we knew how formidable they were as lawyers because of how they constantly managed the stakes
@zulyg8393😂😂😂😂okay I think you’ll like the visuals. I don’t think you’re listening to the writing because visuals are beautiful. The outfits are beautiful. The people are beautiful, right
it's baffling...think it may have to be some deal made with Kris Jenner and Ryan Murphy - supposedly she's the one who suggested he write this drivel for KK
@ctsphang Ahhhhhhhhhh. TY for explaining. Hermes' sales must be in the gutter if they feel a need to advertise the Birkin. They used to market them as being so exclusive you needed to be on a wait list for years to get one. lolz
@kiernan415It's probably more for branding than for marketing, and because it's Kim K. Their revenue has gone from 6.389 billion euros in 2020 to 15.1 billion euros in 2024 so they don't need the additional marketing. Pretty sure what's making them money are the other things that they sell, since you need to accumulate spending on their clothes, accessories and home and living items, in order to be offered the chance to buy their more coveted bags. They make the Birkins and Kellys elusive enough so that people would spend 10s and 100s of thousands on their other products to gain access.
Take the entire cast out, hire actual screenwriters, leave Sarah Paulson, and call the show ‘CXXNTY’ and it would be the Emmy vehicle Sarah deserves. She steals every scene to the point that I was just fast forwarding to watch Sarah eat every scene up.
I loved the part where she was very blatantly fake typing bc she was saying the words she was typing out loud and her fingers were consistently just pressing random keys on her laptop keyboard Also the "the Chlamydia" bit was very good
What makes u think Sarah isn’t having fun with this project and enjoying it it may be news to u but actors will use comedic light roles to take breaks from the emotionally intense ones which is what Sarah’s known for I don’t get the hate at all it’s cute it’s unserious and that was the point
@arbyswitch5580 incorrect entirely hedda stated: remove everyone but Paulson ( let’s just skip over glen close and her acting like she’s not a legend)(then hedda stated let’s call the tv show a derogatory name 🙃 strange all fairs is a reference to the patriarchy which is fitting for the show about women divorcing their husbands after being done wrong by them but yea let’s just name tv shows after our body parts bc that will REALLY fix the show then💀💀) then hedda stated that Sarah derserves an “Emmy vehicle” as if she doesn’t have enough $15 participation trophys that she literally doesn’t like and has spoken about their cheap awards and has said and I quote ‘these awards shows need to be abolished’ clearly neither if u are really fans of Paulson otherwise you’d know that. I wasn’t even responding to you directly so I don’t know why you included you take as if I gave a 💩 to begin with😂. And me I said if you don’t like it watch something else again responding to the folks in these comments that have only negative things to say no move along child
@arbyswitch5580 you dont need to apologize plenty of goofys on the net who see a comment that’s not about them and then make it about them if anything I’m sorry your mother didn’t pay you enough attention forcing you to seek it online… sad emoji
and she did not go to kris jenner's party. i saw oprah at that party. says a lot about all of these famous people who used to be loved but are now crap.
@helolady922 Except that she didn't, and the most very basic of searches would have told you that. She passed the "baby bar" back in 2001 (after multiple attempts) which is just part of the process of going down the alternative internship route (as opposed to law school) of becoming a lawyer. She failed the CA bar exam in 2025, and is _very_ far from anything resembling a real lawyer.
I’m a divorce lawyer at a top firm in a major city who has not watched a minute of this show but I can attest that the fact that these women were able to make that kind of money from this thankless ass job is in fact camp
I'm probably giving the show far too much credit, but maybe there will be a plot twist where it's like they are doing HUGE fraud and all their shit was bought on credit and they've all got crazy crazy amounts of debt. All the conspicuous consumption for what? To maintain a façade of prosperity no one even expected in the first place? Who knows
@melon2ddplus it feels about 4 years late: I’m sure it would have been hailed as super empowering in the peak “let’s praise anything girlboss” era. When actual interesting well written characters and story didn’t matter as much as the right “message”
Ryan Murphy should just stop. Just stop and get some help. And Kim, you’re not an actress. Let someone with real talent get a chance. It’s a shame that this show has great talent (minus Kim) but is ruined by Murphy.
I don't understand why she doesn't just model. I mean this is essentially what she's doing here in this show. She's good at it. I get it might not be as satisfying or whatever but she's a fucking billionaire who's getting her law degree. It's not the end of the world to admit maybe modeling's her thing and acting isn't.
@ArturGlass.Cshe wants to roleplay as a lawyer because it probably seems doubtful she's gonna get that law degree. I mean she's getting mad at ChatGPT for doing her exams wrong lol
@miriamchalmovianska863I see who you sub to on YT, I dont think you should be the one to judge people for watching trash.. Just saying. Pot meet kettle.
As a woman I was insulted by this show. I couldn’t get through one episode. This show was degrading to all women. The acting was horrible, the stories were worse. Favorite shows of mine were cancelled but this piece of crap is on the air.
I was actually stunned when they were talking to Jessica Simpson character Just talking about how horrible she looked and how botched she was. Like damn… why are they degrading her to her face wtf is this lmao
Super underwhelmed. Kim is a horrible actress and ruined it for me . She just can’t seem to break away from her “put together” look and voice that she is so used to .
So many people claimed she was incredible in AHS: Delicate. The role was literally just her. Just like this role is literally just her. RM only knows how to right a role for her that is just... her with a new name. That ain't acting.
4:15 Kim K cannot act, period. She is monotone, does not emote or emote's inappropriately, zero expression...I can imagine the other actors have to tone themself down for a more cohesive performance.
I imagine given her career and her life she's pretty used to appearing kind of stone faced. Like she's been in the public eye and been modeling most of her life. I'm pretty sure we've all seen candids or screenshots that catch people making unflattering faces when they're emoting/being expressive. People would absolutely use any shots of her like that to mock her. Thinking about it, it sounds like an absolutely exhausting way to live.
@bishielurferthere are plenty of multi-talented models in the public eye that can act and express themself. She has every resource available to take classes. As the video goes into, this looks just like a montage of posed high fashion shots. Looks great but it is not acting
I love camp, but this show is so lazily written (and atrociously acted) that it misses the mark entirely. It's like Ryan recreated a super crappy version of American Horror Story: Coven here. Coven was one of the best seasons of AHS, this show is sh*t. Such a strong female cast too, aside from KK, yet it still feels very sexist and I just can't with the fake feminist dramatics going on. It deserved the 0% Rotten Tomatoes score.
Ever since AHS Coven, he’s been on my shit list. It was the best until it wasn’t. Just completely fell apart at the end for me. Instead of working with the mythology that already exists and writing a good story, he leaned into the ole racist Hollywood tradition of making Voodoo satanic somehow. That’s when his writing started showed its ass and veered into being shocking with no substance. Maybe that’s why working with Kim makes sense to me now. As long as the outside looks good, who cares if the insides are garbage.
Idk, my favorite thing to do at my office job is to sit with my coworkers and explain the projects that we all just completed together. It's a debrief or some shit fiik
@arbyswitch5580I understand but this is a story. It’s incredibly cheap and disrespectful to the viewer to do such a rapid transition from a screen fade to reminisce. Imagine if we met the hero of our story, the « farm boy » he talks about wanting to go off on his adventure to slay the the dragon, become a warrior, whatever. Then we cut to him being one and going « wow, sure was crazy the way I learned all that dragon slaying stuff all those times, member? » No, we don’t, because we didn’t get to see any of it, we’re just being told it happened. It’s lazy writing. It’s sad because I used to really love Ryan Murphy projects but his ego and obsession with style over substance have, in my opinion, destroyed his ability to produce quality work
I feel like this show is a giant vintage retailer advertisement, with the occasional sprinkling of law and a crazy amount of "girl boss" toxic feminist sound bites
The fact that Kim Kardashian is supposed to be beauty personified according to today's beauty standards tells you a lot about the brain rot of our society
@EmperorDxD Are you being clever or do you actually think this is projection lol? You’re not openly showing us the exact brain rot this person is talking about, are you? 😂 And to be fair, there is an enormous amount of ppl that think Kim is beauty personified. Which is hilarious and pathetic
Same. Is it some sort of solace? Also I feel that she wants to be a lawyer just for the title and social Recognition. To prove her haters she s not talentless. I don’t think she s trying to help anyone but herself.
@whatever5026 NGL I might have been fleetingly impressed with her if she'd passed the BAR (like how I was impressed with and happy for my cousin when he passed the BAR) but also more I think about it, her dad's a lawyer so like omg girl find your own thing blaze your own trail bb girl stop exploiting the positions of your parents in [insert industry here] to get a leg up you donk
It's a no for me.The first episode was corny.The second episode even more corny, especially when she tried to mimic Beyoncé and the lemonade album.I'm good 🤢🤮
So basically, Ryan Murphy made a pet project for Kim's completely unrealistic multimillionaire unprofessional lawyer fantasy to play pretend at? Edit: Holy shit, DAMN, you guys! I've never had a comment get this many likes! Thanks for the 3.1K and all the fun and nice replies! Now, I think most of us are feeling disheartened by the state of the world and society. I want to give us all a sense of something small we can contribute to that has a genuine impact in the long term, since media greatly influence our society and consequently politics. (Will & Grace impacted the public's views on same sex marriages and it eventually being legalized and other shows, namely an episode in the sitcom 'Maude' from 1970 greatly impacted Roe vs. Wade. It is by account also the public's opinion that swayed the judges and politicians to make changes). So let's all do our best to never watch anything Kim or Ryan Murphy makes and by doing so try to make them and their unhealthy influence slowly go away and make room for something or someone better (and in the meantime while they do still bring out stuff you can of course watch the slopfest synopsis here by Stutterbox ;) Also nothing wrong with some popcorn-couch-potato-drama-lama content, but I think they should be able to make that in a way that's healthier across the board for those who work on it and those who consume it imo.)) We are drops in the ocean, but together we can have a massive impact.
I feel like the show moves so fast without telling us much. Like I was confused is it gonna be sitcom style where they help a new person each episode? 😂 Who are these people and why do we see them for 5 seconds…are these random characters gonna come back in a meaningful way ? I don’t believe their friendships at all and that’s the worst part bc it’s supposed to be like the whole point? Idk
For a while I thought Kim k's character was maybe named Elora (a real but relatively rare name) bc no one would say it the same way, had to check the credits.
@alimcmanamy364low-key I don't think they are, at least some of it was filler (there's flashback scenes where she isn't in that makeup and her lips still look like overly plump like that, just less glossy). If it makes her happy then good for her I guess idk
I'm extremely disappointed in Glen and Naomi. Extremely talented actresses who willingly decided to act alongside a Kardashian. Wtf is happening to this country!???
Neicy is working so hard to find her vibe after Reno 911, Clawz was so good. Grotesque was on it's way then it lost me with the plot twist. She should have been the star if they wanted an "unknown" or TT! The black women always have to conveniently not be the lawyers... One is a jump off side chik and the other is an investigator single mom ofc
Why not? Everyone says Kim is great to work with. And they have a ton of fun, get paid a lot, get to wear incredible outfits... Literally why not? Not every project has to be Shakespeare.
“kim is like..the concept of your biggest enemy being Acting” sir i had to pause the video to finish cackling so i wouldn’t miss anything LMAO edit: oh my god that woman just k!lled herself essentially in front of them and they’re immediately on a jet im spinning right now 😭😭
Ryan Murphy had a show in the early 2000s called Nip/Tuck. This is basically that. Just replace the male plastic surgeons with female lawyers. It was just as campy, but even more over-the-top.
1- I literally thought this show must be written by a woman who absolutely hates men. I was shocked to find out it was written by a man. 2- Kim’s face cannot emote- she cannot do anything other than blink. So when she’s supposed to be happy sad angry, shocked etc- it’s literally just blinking that’s all she’s capable of 3- this is the worst show I’ve ever seen
a show written by a woman who hates men would be much more aware of the position women are in in this world, and how the slim the likelihood of these characters’ careers happening is
Lawyers everywhere laughed at the idea of this show. If they only knew the mountains of unglamorous paperwork. I think Ryan Murphy needs a vacation. Just rest his brain….
The Woman Jumping + auction: do I smell "The First Wives Club"? Murphy is great mixing original stories into a ridiculous pastiche! That's his only talent
I know it's bad, but I kinda luv it. My friends are all now questioning both my taste and sanity.😅 I can't help it though, Sarah Paulson had me in stitches!😂
The other crime this series committed was now Sarah and Naomi attend the “let them eat cake” Kardashian parties while us peasants can’t afford healthcare, food, housing, and there is Gestapo rampant in the streets. I’ve lost every ounce of respect for them for that.
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I love how after three episodes in we haven't seen a single one of them inside of a courtroom.😂😂😂
And from the trailers it seems like we won't 😂😂
The point is to get the “antagonists” to settle with a whole lot of money before going to court
They have no skills as lawyers, they are professional blackmailers.
It would be physically impossible for them to be in the courtroom. Due to all the plastics and silicone in their faces they are unable to speak for more than 1 min.
Most cases never see a courtroom in the way that’s usually on tv. Especially when a ton of money is involved, it’s all negotiation and mediation because neither party wants the judge to decide for them.
@nicoleparreira1024that’s not drama though. Drama raises the stakes to show situations and occasions when it DOES escalate to the courtroom. That’s why suits worked so well. Because everything was about mediation and stakes changing ultimately leading to small court appearances and things like that. Once it did get to a real trial we knew how formidable they were as lawyers because of how they constantly managed the stakes
I’m a lawyer. I drive a 2017 Subaru and all my purses are waterproof
Your birkin bags, tell us about your birkin bags
Stopppppp. Purses are waterproof 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pls man
@ays162no one is using a Birkin bag during a PNW winter
I would watch that show
2017 car isn't even 10 years old so it's not bad
They lost me when Kim Kardashian was wearing a thong skirt in the first episode in the office lmfao
lol I didn’t notice that! I actually liked the show and the one thing I noticed was the cheap looking fruit basket bc the show looks couture.…
My wife and I could barely believe what we were seeing in that scene.
If my lawyer walks in with thong skirt, I'll just plead guiltily because there's no way 😂😂
@zulyg8393😂😂😂😂okay I think you’ll like the visuals. I don’t think you’re listening to the writing because visuals are beautiful. The outfits are beautiful. The people are beautiful, right
That’s the image I saw on the internet and I was like this couldnt be real. But it’s apparently real
Are we sure this wasn't written by Chat GPT?
Nah, I think chat GPT would have done a much better job.. this🤦♀️ this is just pathetic 😅
this sounds more likely
You know what???? 😂
i’m sure it was these people have no originality anymore . songwriters are using it, fiction writers are using it, poets, artist, we’re cooked
This is wealth porn for future divorcees.
Perfect description.
Well put >
This is horrid bitterness wrapped up to look like female empowerment. Never trust anyone who says they need to empower women. Fake & gay.
Nah. This is no woman's fantasy- This is fodder for theo bros and red pillers , as "proof" that educated succesful women are the bane of society 😅
Yes
When I saw the promo photo of the group put Kim K in front of Glenn Close, Naomi Watts & Sarah Paulson it literally turned my stomach!
And their FACES!! 🤦♀️💕🇦🇺
SAME!!! It literally disgusts me.
I thought it was a show of badass actors with Kim as a cameo. Boy was I wrong.
it's baffling...think it may have to be some deal made with Kris Jenner and Ryan Murphy - supposedly she's the one who suggested he write this drivel for KK
Yes! Anything to keep her princess happy.
I think this show only served as a vessel for Kim K. to show off all her Birkin Bags. Seemed like there was a new Birkin every outfit change. Lolz
So far as we've heard, Hermes had a product placement agreement with 'All's Fair.' Explains the _baggage._
@ctsphang Ahhhhhhhhhh. TY for explaining. Hermes' sales must be in the gutter if they feel a need to advertise the Birkin. They used to market them as being so exclusive you needed to be on a wait list for years to get one. lolz
@kiernan415It's probably more for branding than for marketing, and because it's Kim K.
Their revenue has gone from 6.389 billion euros in 2020 to 15.1 billion euros in 2024 so they don't need the additional marketing.
Pretty sure what's making them money are the other things that they sell, since you need to accumulate spending on their clothes, accessories and home and living items, in order to be offered the chance to buy their more coveted bags. They make the Birkins and Kellys elusive enough so that people would spend 10s and 100s of thousands on their other products to gain access.
Honestly… werk lmao
Again we ask, did Kim write this?? Lmaooo
The really named a character Emerald Green??????
😂
It is soooo giving “Lily Blossom Bloom” 💀
“Hello! My name is Emerald Green!”
Me: “Hi, my name is Duncan Idaho.”
Hello my name Is chase bank
Hey, fellas. My name is Alotta Vagina. 😉
I can’t with Kim’s single inflection tone and zero emotion in her face either. It’s kind of creepy to me lmao that only her eyelids move 🙃
Zero emotion, she needs to be slapped, pinched hugged and fuct. Get some emotional nuances out of her
There are more emotive blow up dolls and sex robots.
She is a very sexy woman, though. I’ll give her credit for that, even though she can’t act at all
Face and tone stuff as hell💀..
Every close-up of her is uncanny valley 😂
Take the entire cast out, hire actual screenwriters, leave Sarah Paulson, and call the show ‘CXXNTY’ and it would be the Emmy vehicle Sarah deserves. She steals every scene to the point that I was just fast forwarding to watch Sarah eat every scene up.
I loved the part where she was very blatantly fake typing bc she was saying the words she was typing out loud and her fingers were consistently just pressing random keys on her laptop keyboard
Also the "the Chlamydia" bit was very good
I love watching Sarah Paulson I want her to branch out more
What makes u think Sarah isn’t having fun with this project and enjoying it it may be news to u but actors will use comedic light roles to take breaks from the emotionally intense ones which is what Sarah’s known for I don’t get the hate at all it’s cute it’s unserious and that was the point
@arbyswitch5580 incorrect entirely hedda stated: remove everyone but Paulson ( let’s just skip over glen close and her acting like she’s not a legend)(then hedda stated let’s call the tv show a derogatory name 🙃 strange all fairs is a reference to the patriarchy which is fitting for the show about women divorcing their husbands after being done wrong by them but yea let’s just name tv shows after our body parts bc that will REALLY fix the show then💀💀) then hedda stated that Sarah derserves an “Emmy vehicle” as if she doesn’t have enough $15 participation trophys that she literally doesn’t like and has spoken about their cheap awards and has said and I quote ‘these awards shows need to be abolished’ clearly neither if u are really fans of Paulson otherwise you’d know that. I wasn’t even responding to you directly so I don’t know why you included you take as if I gave a 💩 to begin with😂. And me I said if you don’t like it watch something else again responding to the folks in these comments that have only negative things to say no move along child
@arbyswitch5580 you dont need to apologize plenty of goofys on the net who see a comment that’s not about them and then make it about them if anything I’m sorry your mother didn’t pay you enough attention forcing you to seek it online… sad emoji
I know Halle Berry is grateful she dodged this bullet.
and she did not go to kris jenner's party. i saw oprah at that party. says a lot about all of these famous people who used to be loved but are now crap.
ohhhhh this is the thing she sad no to because kim k was added? lmao good choic
@thevoid99that party really outed a lot of people i thought had some sense. Like Adele for example trying to hide her face from the paps.
😂😂😂
@thevoid99 This is so performative.
Kim Kardashian can't pass her bar exam and become a real lawyer so she decides to pretend and act like one instead 🤣
She did pass the bar. She is a real lawyer
@helolady922she literally stated in her recent interviews that she is not a real lawyer.
@helolady922 Except that she didn't, and the most very basic of searches would have told you that. She passed the "baby bar" back in 2001 (after multiple attempts) which is just part of the process of going down the alternative internship route (as opposed to law school) of becoming a lawyer. She failed the CA bar exam in 2025, and is _very_ far from anything resembling a real lawyer.
@helolady922she didn’t
@helolady922 she just got her results and she didn’t pass. She passed the baby bar which is a practice exam😂😂😂😂😂
Why in the world would Paulson and Close lower themselves to this level. What a waste.
Money..
EXACTLY 💯
And Naomi Watts!! She’s a great actress!
You know…sometimes we all do things out of boredom 😂
@_SkyeLerbest comment ever 😂😄!
I’m a divorce lawyer at a top firm in a major city who has not watched a minute of this show but I can attest that the fact that these women were able to make that kind of money from this thankless ass job is in fact camp
Thank you! This is literally Kim’s lawyer fantasy, also, Laura Wesser is consulting on this show, I don’t know how
I'm probably giving the show far too much credit, but maybe there will be a plot twist where it's like they are doing HUGE fraud and all their shit was bought on credit and they've all got crazy crazy amounts of debt. All the conspicuous consumption for what? To maintain a façade of prosperity no one even expected in the first place? Who knows
@arbyswitch5580 Now *that* would be an interesting show!
@arbyswitch5580I mean wouldn’t be too far fetched. Grotesquerie was based on a twist.
Are you hiring ? I have zero skills but all the audacity.
This reeks of performative Feminism written by an old white man, that just ends up very sexist
You forgot a gay old white man
It feels very white feminist to me rather than old white man.
Well it's written by Ryan Murphy so its gay white man cos playing as a feminist but actually hates woman/ is jealous of women
@Taylor987-h8j clearly there are layers to this!
@melon2ddplus it feels about 4 years late: I’m sure it would have been hailed as super empowering in the peak “let’s praise anything girlboss” era. When actual interesting well written characters and story didn’t matter as much as the right “message”
Meanwhile we have John Cena and Dave Batista getting better and better in every project they do.
It's absurd
10 years later they looked the same...
Lots of people do
When rich people buy themselves a TV show to star in
Ryan Murphy should just stop. Just stop and get some help. And Kim, you’re not an actress. Let someone with real talent get a chance. It’s a shame that this show has great talent (minus Kim) but is ruined by Murphy.
I don't understand why she doesn't just model. I mean this is essentially what she's doing here in this show. She's good at it. I get it might not be as satisfying or whatever but she's a fucking billionaire who's getting her law degree. It's not the end of the world to admit maybe modeling's her thing and acting isn't.
@ArturGlass.Cshe wants to roleplay as a lawyer because it probably seems doubtful she's gonna get that law degree. I mean she's getting mad at ChatGPT for doing her exams wrong lol
Ryan Murphy clearly needs to take a break. A few years long break. It isn't like he needs the money.
Why are we so enamored of rich people? This show is bad for women, bad for society, and just bad.
WE? SPEAK FOR YOURSELF
@monikdarcy1614well if people would not watch the garbage they would not shoot it
@monikdarcy1614 Can't fix golddigger ho's
Only if the woman is stupid and has no self worth. This is literally gonna affect no actual real woman.
@miriamchalmovianska863I see who you sub to on YT, I dont think you should be the one to judge people for watching trash.. Just saying. Pot meet kettle.
When I was a young gay boi in the 70's, I prayed for more inclusion on TV!
This isn't what I was thinking of!
Umm, no. Thanks Eric
Where's the inclusion in this series?
😂
@jeffersonhassan4558did you miss it? There’s strong girlboss women and a black woman and the men are all bad.
The rest of us pray against it. It has ruined entertainment. Hope the 5% are happy.
As a woman I was insulted by this show. I couldn’t get through one episode. This show was degrading to all women. The acting was horrible, the stories were worse. Favorite shows of mine were cancelled but this piece of crap is on the air.
But sex in the city was empowering? 😂 okay. Yall look to be offended by everything.
@CeeloThatMane1xsex and the city had its issues but it was groundbreaking for its time. This is....not
I agree but Hulu is a streaming service. Being "on the air" is network tv.
Sex & the city was actually the WORST. I’m the now the same age as those characters. F-ing losers, all of them.
I was actually stunned when they were talking to Jessica Simpson character
Just talking about how horrible she looked and how botched she was. Like damn… why are they degrading her to her face wtf is this lmao
Super underwhelmed. Kim is a horrible actress and ruined it for me . She just can’t seem to break away from her “put together” look and voice that she is so used to .
i think calling her an actress is an insult to the profession.
So many people claimed she was incredible in AHS: Delicate. The role was literally just her. Just like this role is literally just her. RM only knows how to right a role for her that is just... her with a new name. That ain't acting.
It’s Kim Kardashian playing Kim Kardashian
In Kim's defensive, how is she supposed to show any emotion when her face is injected with as much Botox as humanly possible?
4:15 Kim K cannot act, period. She is monotone, does not emote or emote's inappropriately, zero expression...I can imagine the other actors have to tone themself down for a more cohesive performance.
Loads of Botox
@curoseba5363😂😂 I don't doubt that has a lot to do with it, but you should at least be able to hear the expression in her voice, no?
I imagine given her career and her life she's pretty used to appearing kind of stone faced. Like she's been in the public eye and been modeling most of her life. I'm pretty sure we've all seen candids or screenshots that catch people making unflattering faces when they're emoting/being expressive. People would absolutely use any shots of her like that to mock her.
Thinking about it, it sounds like an absolutely exhausting way to live.
@bishielurferthere are plenty of multi-talented models in the public eye that can act and express themself. She has every resource available to take classes. As the video goes into, this looks just like a montage of posed high fashion shots. Looks great but it is not acting
I can't even finish AHS bc that flat note skank! And I LOVE that show, and watch it over and over!
24:55 THAT WAS ONLY THREE EPISODES?😭😭😭
I love camp, but this show is so lazily written (and atrociously acted) that it misses the mark entirely. It's like Ryan recreated a super crappy version of American Horror Story: Coven here. Coven was one of the best seasons of AHS, this show is sh*t. Such a strong female cast too, aside from KK, yet it still feels very sexist and I just can't with the fake feminist dramatics going on. It deserved the 0% Rotten Tomatoes score.
Ever since AHS Coven, he’s been on my shit list. It was the best until it wasn’t. Just completely fell apart at the end for me. Instead of working with the mythology that already exists and writing a good story, he leaned into the ole racist Hollywood tradition of making Voodoo satanic somehow. That’s when his writing started showed its ass and veered into being shocking with no substance. Maybe that’s why working with Kim makes sense to me now. As long as the outside looks good, who cares if the insides are garbage.
Coven was that girl
hahaha wow. We do a ten year cut and then table reminisce about what happened? What craftsmanship. Such writing. What plot.
Idk, my favorite thing to do at my office job is to sit with my coworkers and explain the projects that we all just completed together. It's a debrief or some shit fiik
@arbyswitch5580I understand but this is a story. It’s incredibly cheap and disrespectful to the viewer to do such a rapid transition from a screen fade to reminisce. Imagine if we met the hero of our story, the « farm boy » he talks about wanting to go off on his adventure to slay the the dragon, become a warrior, whatever. Then we cut to him being one and going « wow, sure was crazy the way I learned all that dragon slaying stuff all those times, member? »
No, we don’t, because we didn’t get to see any of it, we’re just being told it happened.
It’s lazy writing. It’s sad because I used to really love Ryan Murphy projects but his ego and obsession with style over substance have, in my opinion, destroyed his ability to produce quality work
my question is : is Ryan Murphy paid by kardashians or kardashians by Ryan Murphy?
😂😂😂😂😂 Does it matter!
@TimelessErsy yes lmfao one is not surprising while the other begs to question why
@Sithwulfthats so true 😂😂😂
At the end of the day, Disney is backing all of them!
Kim's voice : "I don't know how Ryan makes his money. But I'm glad we worked on this project together. "
“It’s not so bad that it’s good. It’s so bad that it gets worse.” I couldn’t make it through the first episode, but I love your reviews!
I feel like this show is a giant vintage retailer advertisement, with the occasional sprinkling of law and a crazy amount of "girl boss" toxic feminist sound bites
Yesss it feels like Kim K in a bunch of ads in between "girl boss" scenes 😂
Legal Eagle breaks down how virtually every legal element in the show is either illegal or not how anything gets done with the law.
The fact that Kim Kardashian is supposed to be beauty personified according to today's beauty standards tells you a lot about the brain rot of our society
Nobody has ever said any of these word this is projection from u
She looked like she was melting underneath that heavy makeup, greasy hair and fillers.
@EmperorDxD Are you being clever or do you actually think this is projection lol? You’re not openly showing us the exact brain rot this person is talking about, are you? 😂 And to be fair, there is an enormous amount of ppl that think Kim is beauty personified. Which is hilarious and pathetic
Not since 2016 lol internet explorer is still around i see
The rumor is the reason everybody looks so robotic is because the whole show is AI
I thought Kim created this because she failed the BAR
Same. Is it some sort of solace? Also I feel that she wants to be a lawyer just for the title and social Recognition. To prove her haters she s not talentless. I don’t think she s trying to help anyone but herself.
@whatever5026 NGL I might have been fleetingly impressed with her if she'd passed the BAR (like how I was impressed with and happy for my cousin when he passed the BAR) but also more I think about it, her dad's a lawyer so like omg girl find your own thing blaze your own trail bb girl stop exploiting the positions of your parents in [insert industry here] to get a leg up you donk
I think she passes it ….. she failed once and she tried again …. All those hours of studying to do that ….
The _baby_ bar
@lyvia1630the baby bar, not the real one.
It's a no for me.The first episode was corny.The second episode even more corny, especially when she tried to mimic Beyoncé and the lemonade album.I'm good 🤢🤮
😂😂😂😂
So basically, Ryan Murphy made a pet project for Kim's completely unrealistic multimillionaire unprofessional lawyer fantasy to play pretend at?
Edit: Holy shit, DAMN, you guys! I've never had a comment get this many likes! Thanks for the 3.1K and all the fun and nice replies!
Now, I think most of us are feeling disheartened by the state of the world and society. I want to give us all a sense of something small we can contribute to that has a genuine impact in the long term, since media greatly influence our society and consequently politics. (Will & Grace impacted the public's views on same sex marriages and it eventually being legalized and other shows, namely an episode in the sitcom 'Maude' from 1970 greatly impacted Roe vs. Wade. It is by account also the public's opinion that swayed the judges and politicians to make changes).
So let's all do our best to never watch anything Kim or Ryan Murphy makes and by doing so try to make them and their unhealthy influence slowly go away and make room for something or someone better (and in the meantime while they do still bring out stuff you can of course watch the slopfest synopsis here by Stutterbox ;) Also nothing wrong with some popcorn-couch-potato-drama-lama content, but I think they should be able to make that in a way that's healthier across the board for those who work on it and those who consume it imo.))
We are drops in the ocean, but together we can have a massive impact.
That's exactly what this is
And it turned out to be an absurd but now you can film sht and call it 'unserious' project. How convenient.
Yes.
📣📣📣📣📣📣📣 exactly what I thoughttttttttttt
I legit thought this exact same thing!
I’ve never heard The Louvre being pronounced “The Loovfer,” that was wild lmao
So because she can’t pass the bar , they created a show to pretend she’s a lawyer? If this isn’t privileged I don’t know what is.
No, this is fair and it’s okay as long as they don’t pass her to be a real lawyer.
Right? Regular people just get a text file on their computer to live out their wish-fulfillment fan fiction.
Sarah Paulson is a pro, i wouldn’t expect anything less. ofc she’s carrying the show on her back.
What was so stupid was Kim dressing as Beyonce in her Lemonade video beating the car with a bat. Why is she still obsessed with Beyonce?
Because she wished she could be that talented.
Because she wants to be black
I feel like the show moves so fast without telling us much. Like I was confused is it gonna be sitcom style where they help a new person each episode? 😂 Who are these people and why do we see them for 5 seconds…are these random characters gonna come back in a meaningful way ? I don’t believe their friendships at all and that’s the worst part bc it’s supposed to be like the whole point? Idk
Maybe next time hire an Actor, for an Acting Job. ☕️‼️
Did you make those character names up omg 😂
RIGHT??? They sound so fake 😩
Oh , you don’t know anyone named emerald green ? 😂
For a while I thought Kim k's character was maybe named Elora (a real but relatively rare name) bc no one would say it the same way, had to check the credits.
Ryan seemingly confuses trying to create complex morally grey characters, with just horrible 2 dimensional bad people
i can't imagine that there are MORE episodes
5:13 😂😂😂 the names
😂😂😂
😂😂😂It's giving Lily Blossom Bloom.
1:58 Is that Jessica Simpson? OMG, I didn't even recognize her.
They're prosthetic, but yeah, that was kind of a jumpscare
i thought it was idina menzel at first lol
@alimcmanamy364low-key I don't think they are, at least some of it was filler (there's flashback scenes where she isn't in that makeup and her lips still look like overly plump like that, just less glossy). If it makes her happy then good for her I guess idk
@kandie_xundethat's who I thought it was too! Or Nelly Furtado.
@arbyswitch5580they are prosthetics, but i googled, and it's not far off.
The whole cast plus Kris Jenner are executive producers!!
I'm extremely disappointed in Glen and Naomi.
Extremely talented actresses who willingly decided to act alongside a Kardashian.
Wtf is happening to this country!???
Neicy is working so hard to find her vibe after Reno 911, Clawz was so good. Grotesque was on it's way then it lost me with the plot twist. She should have been the star if they wanted an "unknown" or TT! The black women always have to conveniently not be the lawyers... One is a jump off side chik and the other is an investigator single mom ofc
Recession indicator
I mean, sure. But they're making a fortune to play dress-up in designer shit & do barely any work. You can't really blame them.
Why not? Everyone says Kim is great to work with. And they have a ton of fun, get paid a lot, get to wear incredible outfits... Literally why not? Not every project has to be Shakespeare.
They are all Kim's friends now and say shes great
So why wouldn't they
I can only imagine people are rage watching
I swear to god I told someone "it feels like the whole Men writing Women trope" after I watched an episode or 2 lol.
In the Shakespearean words of Taylor Swift, I think this show ‘girl-bossed too close to the sun’.
Hahaaa good one
Its funny that taylor sues everyone but hasn’t gotten sued for stealing catch phrases like this from small content creators
Seeing all of these incredible actresses playing second fiddle to KK makes me physically ill. This show could’ve been SO iconic!
19:51 Kim wants to be Beyoncé so bad 😂😂
Neither one can act
“kim is like..the concept of your biggest enemy being Acting” sir i had to pause the video to finish cackling so i wouldn’t miss anything LMAO
edit: oh my god that woman just k!lled herself essentially in front of them and they’re immediately on a jet im spinning right now 😭😭
Ryan Murphy had a show in the early 2000s called Nip/Tuck. This is basically that. Just replace the male plastic surgeons with female lawyers. It was just as campy, but even more over-the-top.
I LOVED nip tuck
@evasinnn I know, right?!
Ryan Murphy…Tyler Perry…two men dedicating their lives ruining tv with their sh1tty, self serving writing, directing, existing, breathing you name it.
Someone said it's like if they made a show from a RPDR acting challenge and I can't unsee it
Can you make a cut of just Sarah Paulson's clips? That is literally why I'd be watching.
Is extra Botox part of the wardrobe?
😂😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Sarah Paulson is giving Cruella DeVille and I love it. The rest is meh.
“Alls Fair” is just “daytime” soaps taken to a campy, absurd extreme, just like the current USA, it’s a true reflection.
18:00 so...they're NOT even good lawyers?!?!?!
According to Legal Eagle, they'd be disbarred so fast.
Grace is the real life daughter of Meryl Streep - this entire thing is nuts
20:45 it was literally an ad😂
Carrington lane is a literal street in the city I grew up in 😆😆
So Kim couldn't become a lawyer, so she played one, nice!
This show is so bad I can’t even understand what is going on… it is so confusing..
Who thinks Kim K paid for this entire tripe vanity project?...😅
Omg it’s like the real house wives of divorce lane
1- I literally thought this show must be written by a woman who absolutely hates men. I was shocked to find out it was written by a man.
2- Kim’s face cannot emote- she cannot do anything other than blink. So when she’s supposed to be happy sad angry, shocked etc- it’s literally just blinking that’s all she’s capable of
3- this is the worst show I’ve ever seen
a show written by a woman who hates men would be much more aware of the position women are in in this world, and how the slim the likelihood of these characters’ careers happening is
This tv show is from Hell and it should be used as a torture device for our enemies.
@SimpMcSimpy😂😂 💯 💯
“Our worse nightmare is back” yeah I like you 🙂↕️
13:35 girlbossing too close to the Sun, one might say 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Gonna mess around and pull a Rachel Zeglar and fly right into that bih 😂
14:05 I think a lot of women find themselves struggling to find true love, due to them being so yassss the house down boots gaga slay😔
3:00 😂😂😂 who even thought of an outfit like that ?!
Star Trek😂😂😂
It physically hurt to watch this show. I don’t know how they scrimped together 5% on RT..
“Any volume other than mute” sent meeee ☠️☠️☠️ 😂😂
Lawyers everywhere laughed at the idea of this show. If they only knew the mountains of unglamorous paperwork.
I think Ryan Murphy needs a vacation. Just rest his brain….
I can't believe they literally told instead of showing in ep one. The idea of a procedural but it's divorces is good but. This execution isn't.
Seems like Kim is trying to be Gal Gadot in looks and acting. 😂
That s an interesting ambition to have, lol
Karl El...nooooo!😂😂😂😂
THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN 💯
... Kim might of written this show. This is literally her parallel life fantasy on steroids.
‘ yes girl slay the house down boots . gaga’ 🤣
Sara Paulson is the best, I love her!!
For sure Kim paid for this show to be made.
I was praying you’d dive into this on our behalf!!! Heckcyeah
The fashion is ridiculous...literally bordering on the silly
The Woman Jumping + auction: do I smell "The First Wives Club"? Murphy is great mixing original stories into a ridiculous pastiche! That's his only talent
It the way there was an ad for All’s Fair that played right after this video ended
I love your reviews but this show is so bad I can't even finish the review 🤣🤣🤣
I know it's bad, but I kinda luv it. My friends are all now questioning both my taste and sanity.😅 I can't help it though, Sarah Paulson had me in stitches!😂
I also didn’t think it was that bad….? I mean, the acting isn’t phenomenal but what TV shows have amazing acting these days?😅
There are some actors who, even when they're in garbage media, I still love their scenes. Sarah Paulson is one of those actors for me.
Emerald Green 😂😂😂
As someone who has gone through IVF... this ain't how it works.
My cousin said that this show is basically a fan fiction about rich people. Aaaaaand, yeah, I believe that.
This is it folks. Thr final nail in Hollywood’s very beat up coffin. 😂😂
Nah it's bad. The scene between Rick Springfield and Jessica Simpson is one of the worst scenes I ever seen filmed for Tv.
I see the cycle of years has completed once again after which Rick Springfield emerges from hibernation to play a creep in some camp entertainment.
The other crime this series committed was now Sarah and Naomi attend the “let them eat cake” Kardashian parties while us peasants can’t afford healthcare, food, housing, and there is Gestapo rampant in the streets. I’ve lost every ounce of respect for them for that.
It's like a car crash... But I just can't look away 😭
Cosplaying a lawyer for Kim.
... is Glenn Close lost?