Brewstew - Bus Stop Abortion
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- This video's really about being late for school, but the title will make sense.
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watching your older videos in 2023/2024 is crazy. The way you present the stories has changed drastically. Nowadays you're a lot more energetic
Dude...in the very first sentence of this video...
there's no alright
In one of his older videos that had the intro of "Brewstew.com" before beginning with his story.
He only put that intro in the end of his videos just to get to the point beginning with his famous "Alright" as a starter.
I Felt it
david elliott didn’t know there was a u
He got me at the Goosebumps part
Flaco Burnez same
Same
728th likr
All my friends are old
I wonder what the twist is gonna be.
Wow.
He went the first 26 seconds without swearing.
That must be a record.
Lol
And he didn't begin the story with "Alright"!!! I missed him saying that!!!! Bummer!!!
I believe there was one where he only swore 40 seconds in, or 50 depending on what you consider a swear.
@@mtbradanox6735that was “my first job”
almost enough to get monetized
This video allowed me to give my band a name😂😂
Darth Sidious what's namr
Can i join your death metal band ill play the triangle
TheToxic Plant Probably Bus Stop Abortion
Can I join ill play the mayonnaise
Me Too
Watching this one after watching the newer ones, the animating is the same, the audio quality is a little different. Surprising how little your videos changed but how much better they actually have gotten
The lines are slightly blacker in the old ones, and the colors are different
I prefer the old voice. The newer more energetic voice works for some episodes and moments, but I kind of wish he'd at least find some middle ground.
@@urphakeandgey6308 He has explained that this is not the same guy anymore. Go watch is 1 million subscribers video and he’ll explain to you exactly why He took over for his friend. This guy started with the audio clips but he doesn’t do them anymore.
you need wayyyyy more subscribers than you have. you deserve more.
yes he's hilarious
DinoGeneration He's getting there.
Yeah srsly this guy is my favorite out of the animation squad.
Yeah
DinoGeneration true
I can honestly say this is the most underrated channel on youtube
Its not a school bus? Just a normal bus?
Yeah
Jeeto People go to school on a normal bus.
I took the city bus too and from school throughout entire middle school. We moved out of district and I didn't want to switch schools. My mom told we she wasn't driving me all the way to the next town twice a day so I just invested in a bus pass and didn't have to worry about bus fare for the entire year
Jeeto some countries doesnt have school bus or you have to pay.
Jeeto ya that's why there were old people on it
“Eat a bowl of fruit loops and watch some Divorce Court.” 😂
Dont forget Judge Judy and Price is Right.
Baby B Gone
BEGONE BABY
Exactly
Tanner Campbell 😂😂 too real
Tanner Campbell Baby come back
You stupid racist son of a president
Is it just me or does it seem like Tyler’s voice was different in these earlier videos?
He said in one of his videos he it felt werid to record the aduio by himself. And every RUclipsr earlier videos are low quality
@@dubstep1 it was the million sub special if I’m not mistaken
yeah its almost like he was 6 years younger or something
@@gangstascout3593 he sounded 6 years older than he is now
@@gangstascout3593 he was 8 years younger
The old man with the cross finally won
sadly. even if old man is still alive!?
@@AjayLWhite teah if hes 30 this was probably like 16 years ago
Yay
Let's goo
@Women 4 Life bro he was against abortion
How early did your school start? Jesus
R3fug33 like 7:45 it looks like because it looked like an hour and 15 minute bus ride
R3fug33 mines 7:30, lucky bastard
RUclips is an American Video-sharing website lmafo mine starts at 6:30 you ungrateful sack a shit
Everything i say is a lie And also same ;o
Mine starts at 5:20 a.m.
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Annoying kids:
hE dIdN't sAy aLrIghT
Yes
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Annoying kids:
"nOboDy
liTterAlLy nOboDy:"
3:44 Green Day, anyone? Punk band (well, pop punk), 3 members, and the guitarist has the same hair style as young Billie Joe
GREEN DAY :D
anthobantho15 My favorite pop punk band is *the wiggles*
Pyro Welcome
I went to the Rose bull concert and I was not disappointed.
Its time for them to wake up. Septembet ended
Imagine somebody yelling “Welcome to joes pizzaria and abortion clinic were yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce”
Copied I’ve seen this joke before, still funny though
"You know what they say, 'Prego today, Ragu tommorow'"- Sam O'Nella
It isn’t that far off, they organ harvest the babies insides for money
“Baby b gone”😭
“Like a drunken hardy boy trying to crack the dumbest case”
It’s always weird to look back on these older videos and not here the “alright” intro
Im supprised u even got to high school
Destruction: 100
@Remington Black lmao yeah
@Remington Black im laughing at it now
5 years later this comes up in my recommended. Yes, it's funny as hell even again.
Why dose old man clemons protest abortion only at 6:00 am
Im glad you have your youtube channel cause u make me laugh when im down thanks brewstewfilms
I have to admit, when I started watching these videos, I was deliberately avoiding this one because of the title. I'm glad I eventually clicked on it.
Chris Sanderson Same
God these videos make it hard to breathe, every time i laugh its hard to stop. I'm going to start using the "Drunken Hardy Boy" line because its just too good not to. Just keep making videos and in due time the fruits of your labor will be enjoyed by the masses
Wanna know the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?
You have to go in and ask for a close hanger
come on brew what's going on? I know you have a job but it's been 4 months
+Stanford Pines what do you mean what happend?
+Stanford Pines what do you mean what happend?
Kat The Crier ?
Dominic Wilson it’s Tyler not brew a real fan would know that
@@su.p.r.b He said "Brew" because his channel name is Brewstew. ._.
If you think that's bad, I RAN to the bus stop two hours early thinking I had overslept in Jr. High. I waited on the bus which never came and went back home thinking I missed it and went back to bed. My dad comes home from work later in the day and says, "What the hell were you doing out this morning and why didn't you go to school?" I told him I overslept and missed my bus. He said, "How did you oversleep when I passed you on the road at 4:30 in the morning?" Then I realized what happed just in time to get back handed across the mouth for being a dumb shit. The next day it dawned on me though. He passed me running uphill at 4:30am and never stopped to give me a ride or find out what was going on. Dad really was a caring soul.
Why are you taking a city bus to a high school instead of a normal big yellow school bus?
Oh a check mark account
Yeah people take a regular bus to school in some places. Probably there was no school bus to take
He’s at Columbine too
Your a furry so of course you dont know
@@itsshawn1265 that's a pretty sad reply
With a title like that you know it’s gotta be good
I love these videos! Usually I stay up too late and tell myself I'll go to bed early tomorrow but then I wake up and see 630 and think I'm still in middle school times and go right back to sleep and end up feeling dumb when my dad gives me a ride like a dork
So a porn shop near his Elementary school and an abortion clinic by his bus stop. No wonder he's such a cool guy lol
Bro I got the fruit loops as my profile picture
Your the best
I thought he was gonna say he went to school on a Saturday xD
Anybody know the name of the song that plays in the background of these?
Generic tune by Bus Stop Abortion
It's in the description.
You have more likes than the comment itself.
rockabillylaker fellow greaser?
rockabillylaker darude sandstorm
This videos more relevant today than ever
I love these videos. Please keep making them. I completely lost my mind when you mentioned divorce court. I used to watch that crap when I was at home sick. Too funny.
U ok?
Me
My old high school arts and culture teacher had a band in highschool, I can't remember the name but they had a song called "I'm not a prostitute, I'm just waiting on the bus"
When he never catches on he’s late and he’s on the bus like “what the hell is going on!?” I lost it lol
We're all starting to live through the Goosebumps story "My friends are old"... Every day, we're closer to it
lol I've done this, but it was at 2:00AM instead of 6:00AM lol. I thought it was strange how dark it was
Who else was a dumbass and clicked on the times
@@drippingcowflaps8675 🤦♂️🤚
80s Guru lol
3:00 why is this funny?!😭💀
I feel like I have listened to you voice go through puberty because it has constantly change through out the years
I can’t believe 3.6 million people clicked on something that said bus stop abortion
2:53 hey at least you didn't think the clock was an hour fast
Love it when I see a new video up...makes my day..keep up the great work
I keep rewatching all these , I love them 😍
2:00 when there’s no candy in the van
I had a similar experience in high school. Decided to meditate on my bed after coming home from an exhausting day, and just crashed. Woke up at 7:20-something but didn't notice the PM light was activated on my clock. Had cereal, brushed my teeth, and walked to school, not even clicking that it was getting darker. There was a lot of cloud cover, so I thought a storm was coming. It didn't even dawn on me when there were NO CARS IN THE PARKING LOT at school. All I thought was, "I'm gonna be late!"
When it finally hit me, I took my time walking home. Mom was in the doorway when I got there, looking at me in disbelief. Not my proudest moment.
I love the self censored jokes, you deserve way more subs than you currently have! I support you, big fan here
At least u didn’t have 82 late slips like me in middle school 😂
90% of the juniors and seniors at my school take the bus bc it's $45 to rent a space.
Creative_Zach Gaming it's $100 at my school
Damn, at my it's only 25 but I was too cheap to get a new one for senior year so i left the old one on my car and they haven't noticed yet
It was around 100 at my school, and you had to be smart and get your space early before school starts because they fill up quickly. 11th grade I had a space in just the right spot to where with the truck I drive, I had to pull in. If I backed in it was too tight of a turn for me to pull out. That means when school got out I hauled ass to my truck because everyone was an asshole and didn't let you out. I legit almost got into a fight with someone because they wouldn't let me out, horns honking and shit. Senior year I was actually smart and got one of the good parking spaces early, so I was able to back in every morning, so long as I wasn't late and didn't just whip it in fast as hell. Probably one of the funniest things that happened was when my buddy was in my truck, I usually drove him home. As I was pulling out this entitled girl driving an Audi or some other car way too expensive for a high schooler to own, purposely pulled around me as I was pulling into the line, to block me. Well the space to the other side of me was vacant, so I backed sideways back into it, then drove over the curb to then cut in front of her. The look on her face was hilarious, my buddy was laughing his ass off. If you're looking at your first car to drive, either get something compact with an amazing turning radius so that backing in is always an option, or get a big ass truck so you can force your way into the line, high school kids are dicks. If you're in an urban area, something compact is your cheapest bet for sure, I live in the country, so older larger trucks are common. If you don't have to be home by a certain time everyday like I did, you could always just chill with your friends for an hour until the line of assholes clears out. Also my high school sucked, we had this new horrible principal, one of his new "improve the school" rules was that if you were late even just a couple of times, they'd try to take your parking away. If you got in trouble in general, they'd use that against you. Pretty messed up to take away someone's means to get to school (bus isn't really an option for everyone) when it's already at an absurdly high price. Yeah that was pretty much my high school experience, power hungry principals suck. If your parents aren't the type that are going to buy your first car, or even if they are, I highly suggest starting to save up money as early as possible. A half decent first car can be had for around 1500 dollars in most places, driving a shitbox is better than riding the bus, and you'll have a means to get to work on your own.
Sheesh it’s only 15 here
Mine was $10 for the whole year
_Pete’s abortion clinic and pizzeria, where yesterdays loss is today’s sauce._
Hoo boy this will not go over well today
Man had your bike stolen right in front of you and now this.😂 you crack me up we have the same humor. I love it I'm binging all your videos. I came across you on tictok a few Days ago. I can't believe iv never seen your videos before. My life is now complete.😂😂
You didn’t start the video with “alright”
**visible confusion**
Jonno becus he didn’t start using alright till 3 years ago
Oh
It was made in 2013 always check the description and check the upload date before commenting that
@@deathrow5261 You mean 7 years ago 3 years ago was in 2017
Gnome dude can you just let me enjoy the joke
He got me at the hallelujah part
I've woke up at 3:45 instead of 5:45 too go to school... I showered and everything....
Supreme Pineapplez whoops!!!!!
Lol
“And this weeks number one in the charts… you guessed it… it’s Bus Stop Abortion!”
this video aged quite well
What do you mean by that?
I saw the title and said: "huh- that's weird? let's watch it!! "
"smells a lot less like pee" lmfao
Deadass laughed so fucking hard when he said "Bus stop abortion is a good name for a punk band" lmao
I just saw a TikTok that took the “bus” out of the thumbnail💀
How do you dislike this masterpiece
So did you stay at school or did you leave school and went back home? lol
SuperComicNerd what do you think 🤔
@@Ontari1 I imagine not
@KhakiPeach67 how
I had the same habit of only looking at the last 2 digits on the clock. One day I woke up at 2:20AM, sprinted to the bus stop, waited solid 30 minutes there and later called my friend wondering if the bus had left the station yet. When he didnt answer I finally realised i woke up 4 hours early.
A video with no alright!
He recently started doing that in the past few years, this is from 6 years ago
Dumbass
Bus Stop Abortion sounds like some disturbing ass Reddit story you can compare to the Swamps of Dagobah lmao
Who else noticed he did not start the video with alright?
Pizza cat because his college teacher made him start every video with alright. This video was made before he went to college
@@ak-wq6di no becuase it was his old videos
It was because his video was very old
My girlfriend recently broke up with me and your channel is the only thing that I can watch and forget about that your channel is outstanding! Bye you are hilarious
3:42 The drummer is one of the psychopaths is the "Suspended" video.
And he’s Harold from Branded by Harold
That old audio “brewstew.com”, with his 2027 microphone.
Damn didn’t know he’s from the future
@@fruitsalad1362 lmao
“Bus stop abortion”
This aged perfectly
Excuse was there a recent bus stop abortion that I was unaware of?
@@masudimohammad4255 fished it out with the bus drivers keys
I love the detail you put in the bus stop abortion drums lol
I remember when I shat myself in kindergarten and the teacher had to wash me in front of everyone
Fancy Birb rip
LMFAO. I'm so sorry...
Hey it's that kid from kindergarten
@@DildoSchwaggin yg
I’ve been binging this channel for the past few days and one thing I’ve noticed that’s consistent is that Brewstew does not like Lindsay Lohan 😂😅
Who's watching this after Roe V Wade has been overturned?
Got this in my recommended just a few hours after it happened
I love I'm about his age and didn't start watching till last year. Watching his older videos you can really hear the the experience in his voice and developing his character which is him lol.
These are funnier everytime I watch one
Love this... my nephew introduced this to me.... 🙃
7 years later, still gold
This aged well
8 years later and still... Bus Stop Abortion has yet to form and is exclusively a Brewstew Films reference. Not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed.
Did you go to class, or did you sneak back out? That's the important part of this story!
in 2022 a metal band named a ep they made bus stop abortion Lol
Man he has a lot of respect compared to back then
Hope you reach a million this year. You deserve it.
best vid ever with the old guy with a wood cross and dead babies at 1:10
Who’s watching this in November 2019?
BllurFN watching now lol
He sounds so different then his more recent videos
Ur mom
I think u deserve 1m subs or 10m subs
Can’t believe this was posted 6 years ago I remember watching it the hour it was posted
I have done this SO often.
Bus Stop Abortion, great metal band name.
The hallelujah moment got me 😂😂😂😂
I see your reference to organ trail at 1:45
Nobody talking about how this dude used a picture of Columbine High School as the background for the front of his school
old man is very happy today
Hes prolly dead, this is when he was in highschool so around 15+ years ago
How is there not a band named Bus Stop Abortion