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  • Published on Mar 13, 2026

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  • @jaimefrenchofficial
    @jaimefrenchofficial  3 months ago +200

    Come see me LIVE in Phoenix! bit.ly/42YfqLA

    • @Heylo12345
      @Heylo12345 3 months ago +2

      Please cover the Movie “Triple Dog” it’s hilariously bad

    • @AvocadoFox74
      @AvocadoFox74 3 months ago +2

      Please come to Santa Rosa, CA!
      Luther Burbank Theatre 🎭

    • @meganfreet4054
      @meganfreet4054 3 months ago +1

      Totally need to come to Ohio!!!!!

    • @Emtgirl1982
      @Emtgirl1982 3 months ago +2

      Oh my God, you should have called out Milan. She’s the girl from the Madea movie who said Byyyyyronnnnnnn 😂

    • @ifoundtheavocados
      @ifoundtheavocados 3 months ago +5

      I think Glenn Close looks like Billy the Puppet from the Saw movies.

  • @rosebyanyname
    @rosebyanyname 3 months ago +3994

    Money spent on costumes: $20 million
    Money spent on writing: 2 dust bunnies & a wooden button

    • @Rascool69
      @Rascool69 3 months ago +14

      lol

    • @marym9941
      @marym9941 3 months ago +22

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 good one

    • @ron.robichaud
      @ron.robichaud 3 months ago +16

      Love this. Underrated comment.

    • @XaMarie21
      @XaMarie21 3 months ago +68

      But watching it with Jamie…PRICELESS.
      WAIT, wrong commercial?!

    • @Seeker0fTruth
      @Seeker0fTruth 3 months ago +19

      That’s the funniest comment I’ve read in a dog’s age lol thanks for that lololol

  • @aliciagreen7512
    @aliciagreen7512 3 months ago +1439

    Bruh, she failed the bar after psychics told her she would pass. 🤣 An attorney that consults psychics isn't exactly the one I'm trying to hire.

    • @NOQUESTIONMYFASHION-h8t
      @NOQUESTIONMYFASHION-h8t 3 months ago

      We are outnumbered by retards.
      I feel sorry for future generations, things are getting worse - now that the planet is d ying.

    • @playradioplay121
      @playradioplay121 3 months ago +103

      Especially a psychic that cant even make the right predictions lol

    • @calamityjane4331
      @calamityjane4331 3 months ago +38

      Kim has failed the bar 3 times but I love her hair.

    • @msarsenic1
      @msarsenic1 3 months ago +68

      And one who also blamed Chat GPT for her failing 😂

    • @Ohniverse
      @Ohniverse 3 months ago +20

      I'm screaming.

  • @AtomicJasper
    @AtomicJasper 3 months ago +708

    people are dying kim

  • @jinxedkinari
    @jinxedkinari 3 months ago +408

    the casting got all the money, the writing got zero. 😭😭

    • @lovinglife419
      @lovinglife419 3 months ago +11

      They outsourced the writing to fourth grade students in Calabasas.

    • @BAEYBE
      @BAEYBE 3 months ago +3

      no the way this show just messed up well respected actresses image is crazy. sarah paulson character does the absolute most. glenn close just why would u sign up for this. naomi watts? girl?… money must be low you’re a movie actor not cheap tv bullshi. neigh bash a respected comedian girl.. why

    • @oceanexblve884
      @oceanexblve884 2 months ago +1

      And the aesthetics . I have to admit the whole show looks like vogue add every frame looks like a home screen I have to give it that

  • @lolalalia4119
    @lolalalia4119 3 months ago +3574

    This show is giving wealth-porn vibes. Like it was made for a very specific tax bracket or a Nordstrom ad

    • @Mama_Bear524
      @Mama_Bear524 3 months ago +206

      This right here!!!! Especially with what’s going on in the world, it’s kind of obscene. Read the damn room. Maybe (if the acting was good) in like
      15 years when people are not starving anymore it could work.

    • @just-a-generic-username
      @just-a-generic-username 3 months ago +53

      @Mama_Bear524 People have been starving since the beginning of time. I don't think 15 years is long enough for that to change, but it would be nice.

    • @phangkuanhoong7967
      @phangkuanhoong7967 3 months ago +62

      i think wealth porn is the actual point of the show.

    • @alienatedd
      @alienatedd 3 months ago +39

      @just-a-generic-username the difference is that now we personally starve people by design and it doesn’t have to be done

    • @JAMBALAYATALKS
      @JAMBALAYATALKS 3 months ago +19

      Nordstrom ad😂🎉

  • @amberpipkin
    @amberpipkin 3 months ago +1970

    All is Fillers

  • @ip1136
    @ip1136 3 months ago +865

    Can we talk about the fact that all these characters sound like they were named by a toddler? 😂

    • @maggiedoss6028
      @maggiedoss6028 3 months ago +25

      Idk I teach toddlers, and they can come up with better names. Lol

    • @firstlylastly4073
      @firstlylastly4073 3 months ago +38

      It's giving Clue character names but less fun to say

    • @mica9159
      @mica9159 3 months ago +24

      These are names I’d give my Sims

    • @VS20158
      @VS20158 3 months ago +1

      😂😂😂

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 3 months ago +7

      Names given by Trevor Philips for the girls in his strip joint. 😅

  • @spacemermaid1111
    @spacemermaid1111 3 months ago +1470

    Kim K thinks if she pretends to be a lawyer that people will start believing it 😂

    • @Remarkable269
      @Remarkable269 3 months ago +8

      Wasn’t she actually wanted to be a lawyer or something lmaoooo

    • @QUEENVLOGZZBYKALIOFFICIAL
      @QUEENVLOGZZBYKALIOFFICIAL 3 months ago +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lmfao rotfl

    • @mmmmmmolly
      @mmmmmmolly 3 months ago

      ​@Remarkable269she failed the bar

    • @Basementjacks
      @Basementjacks 3 months ago

      ​@Remarkable269she didn't pass lol

    • @Ncvalb
      @Ncvalb 3 months ago +5

      @Remarkable269rumor has it she passed the bar lol. But who really knows

  • @ferrinbundy6514
    @ferrinbundy6514 3 months ago +323

    That lack of emoting from Kim K is incredibly unnerving.

    • @gemstar7286
      @gemstar7286 3 months ago +19

      I don't know why she's trying to act ,if she can't move her face💀 . It's bad enough when actual Hollywood actors overdo the plastic surgery, they are ruining their art & craft ...as we can no longer see emotions 🤦‍♀️💉.

  • @cee.thesimmer
    @cee.thesimmer 3 months ago +4695

    I’m convinced Chat GPT wrote the script.

    • @Aalisrocklist
      @Aalisrocklist 3 months ago +62

      you might be right ngl

    • @maggiejreviews
      @maggiejreviews 3 months ago +257

      They paid so much for on-screen talent they couldn't afford any writers

    • @tb1298
      @tb1298 3 months ago +3

      none of yall have ever watched a Ryan Murphy production and seemingly dont understand camp

    • @rinmartell2678
      @rinmartell2678 3 months ago +83

      @tb1298I watched American horror story, glee and scream queens.
      This show is not camp at all. This is bad writing and bad acting on Kims part

    • @feelthejoy
      @feelthejoy 3 months ago +37

      @tb1298Ryan Murphy has notoriously been turning out trash lately. His true crime bio dramas are being slammed

  • @Whol3NothaL3v3l
    @Whol3NothaL3v3l 3 months ago +244

    Kim Kardashian reminds me of the rich kid on the Power Puff girls who thought she could pay to be a Power Puff girl but couldn't, so she just made herself an off brand version of a Power Puff girl.
    The show itself reminds me of something that women in MLMs would watch together.

    • @OzmaOfOzz
      @OzmaOfOzz 2 months ago +11

      Princess Morbucks 😂😂😂 I remember the episode so clearly

  • @Nancy-nx9dm
    @Nancy-nx9dm 3 months ago +905

    20:11 it’s like if Jessica Simpson was doing a drag version of Jennifer Coolidge

    • @hatake1990
      @hatake1990 3 months ago +60

      Like??? I was so confused...it didn't look like her to me until Jaimie pointed it out...😅

    • @akbflo
      @akbflo 3 months ago +61

      Her character is suing her husband because he made her get botched plastic surgery. (Something like that - it’s prosthetics.)

    • @Nancy-nx9dm
      @Nancy-nx9dm 3 months ago +30

      @akbflo I never doubted it was apart of the story. I was saying WHAT she looked like

    • @diduseethatidid
      @diduseethatidid 3 months ago +5

      🎯

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 3 months ago +34

      LOL, exactly! I thought that was Jennifer Coolidge in the thumbnail at first, too!

  • @coconutantelope
    @coconutantelope 3 months ago +371

    No, Hulu is going through an emotional breakdown

  • @nicolaspabloangellegros430
    @nicolaspabloangellegros430 3 months ago +420

    Somehow I imagine that Ryan Murphy's only talent is to sell pitches to a board of execs, get the green light, shuts the door behind him and goes "now, I just have to write it!"

    • @z_burger-.-meister
      @z_burger-.-meister 3 months ago +30

      His mood boards are probably gorgeous. He knows aesthetic and angles.

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 3 months ago +28

      Yeah bc he only does stuff for looks. No substance

    • @Ncvalb
      @Ncvalb 3 months ago +49

      ⁠I’m convinced the only purpose of this show was to humiliate and degrade women. How he was able to make some of hollywoods most talented actresses look as if they’ve never acted a day in their lives… I’ll never get it.

    • @NOQUESTIONMYFASHION-h8t
      @NOQUESTIONMYFASHION-h8t 3 months ago

      He is a total sellout, he longer creates 'High End' art & entertainment ... he gives 'High End' prostitutes a platform instead.
      His shows are turning more and more into the kind of garbage only certain gay men can stomach - I met some really nasty gay men, who were extremely toxic towards women, when we don't look or act a particular way, they don't consider us being 'worthy'.

    • @haleymist09
      @haleymist09 3 months ago +1

      This sounds right. I can see it pitched as a camp classic but dang he missed the mark.

  • @KawiLover250
    @KawiLover250 2 months ago +51

    I miss when media treated us like we had a brain

  • @joshfaruque8929
    @joshfaruque8929 3 months ago +348

    Halle Berry read that script and said nope lol

  • @kristin3458
    @kristin3458 3 months ago +2567

    The show sucks because admiring the ultra wealthy is not fun anymore. People can barely afford groceries and rent and having million dollar lifestyles is not only unattainable, it’s gross. Kim does a great job at playing vapid and confused. She’s doesn’t understand how anyone would not want to live her ultra wealthy famous life. She’d never be able to play anyone but herself because she can’t act.

    • @gingb8425
      @gingb8425 3 months ago +78

      🎯🎯🎯

    • @ruby8392
      @ruby8392 3 months ago +12

      You are soooooo good! Bravo!!

    • @lisah8070
      @lisah8070 3 months ago +4

      👏🏻

    • @olir6910
      @olir6910 3 months ago

      💯

    • @jerseytomato100
      @jerseytomato100 3 months ago +69

      I think that’s one reason And Just Like That was a disappointment. The characters all became super-rich and were no longer relatable.

  • @CrashSite70
    @CrashSite70 3 months ago +1871

    My friend and I, long time American Horror Story fans, after we saw the last season with Kim K….we’ve decided to bring back the popular phrase “stop trying to make fetch happen” in reference to Ryan Murphy trying to make Kim K happen

    • @Brittshow_AK
      @Brittshow_AK 3 months ago +52

      For REAL. So bad, I couldn't finish it 😵‍💫

    • @dreamcatcher75418
      @dreamcatcher75418 3 months ago +105

      I loved AHS. Some seasons were better than others but I couldn’t finish the last one. It was horrible.

    • @Cove_Blue
      @Cove_Blue 3 months ago +29

      Amen sister! I couldn't even continue watching it. It was beyond bad!

    • @christinerobbins9376
      @christinerobbins9376 3 months ago +5

      THIS!! 😂❤

    • @hatake1990
      @hatake1990 3 months ago +48

      Yeah...Ryan Murphy is *verrry* hit or miss for me. I loved most of AHS...I watched up to season 9 and they definitely lost me toward the end.

  • @acelondon7785
    @acelondon7785 3 months ago +87

    This whole recap was better than the whole show 😂

  • @selunescorpio
    @selunescorpio 3 months ago +2002

    14:26 This show is a great advertisement for *NOT* getting cosmetic botox and filler because Kim looks like Handsome Squidward.

  • @itssyagirld8727
    @itssyagirld8727 3 months ago +574

    Also this show is equivalent to playing dress up/ make belief as a child with your friends.

    • @nomadichomebody4230
      @nomadichomebody4230 3 months ago +33

      With worse acting

    • @sevi9
      @sevi9 3 months ago +2

      You mean like every show and movie out there?

    • @kcbh24
      @kcbh24 3 months ago +1

      *make believe. It has never once been called "make belief".

    • @chenanigans
      @chenanigans 3 months ago +8

      This is the best description.

    • @wayklm9471
      @wayklm9471 3 months ago +3

      Ryan Murphy for you 😅 gay dude writing

  • @aprildawn82
    @aprildawn82 3 months ago +750

    They probably wear gloves during close up hand shots because the hands tell age, no matter how much facial filler!! 😂

    • @nicolemc8511
      @nicolemc8511 3 months ago +69

      Ooooooo good insight! That makes sense for real.

    • @fubarusdilligaficus3096
      @fubarusdilligaficus3096 3 months ago +43

      Nothing wrong with aging. That being said, look at the necks. It's like counting rings on a tree stump. O_o

    • @marijasugarart6094
      @marijasugarart6094 3 months ago +37

      All their photos and videos are with filters. When it is off, you can clearly see they look like age they are, just with lot if make up.

    • @SisterKittyD
      @SisterKittyD 3 months ago +18

      Dayummmmm....filters dont work on hands.
      No glove,no love...from the media, I mean. Of couse.😅🤣

    • @Itsbirdytoday
      @Itsbirdytoday 3 months ago +3

      I thought it was copying Olivia Pope

  • @TheWeemanda
    @TheWeemanda 3 months ago +219

    Does anyone else notice how “odd” the casts faces are…? Like the baby on Twilight, CGI~ish…??

    • @tepiddairy
      @tepiddairy 3 months ago +18

      YES I NOTICED IT

    • @dsmwamsley2766
      @dsmwamsley2766 3 months ago +42

      I swear, they put a beauty filter on all the women!

    • @TheWeemanda
      @TheWeemanda 3 months ago +14

      @dsmwamsley2766I think they put a beauty filter OVER the beauty filter on this one 😂😂
      I’m probably the last person that should say anything, I’m sure to the outside world as a whole there’s something wrong w me bc I’m VERY minimal makeup and natural. Probably around an average 5 so nothing earth shaking here 😂

    • @Mainlychesscontent
      @Mainlychesscontent 3 months ago +14

      Many celebrities have frame by frame air brushing in their contracts

    • @Changedup-d3o
      @Changedup-d3o 3 months ago +6

      @Mainlychesscontent there’s also a tasteful way of doing it vs…. Whatever happened here

  • @rfrolicarts
    @rfrolicarts 3 months ago +148

    This has about as much grounding in reality as my sisters and I playing law firm with our barbies, growing up.

    • @hollum1648
      @hollum1648 3 months ago +6

      This is exactly the kind of barbie soap opera I would have acted out at age six, I’m suing Ryan Murphy

  • @BlueTuesday-d1g
    @BlueTuesday-d1g 3 months ago +1345

    I seriously think Kim's feeling discouraged about her efforts to become a lawyer, so she convinced the right people to do this vanity project so that she can cosplay as a lawyer.

    • @amandanichole8648
      @amandanichole8648 3 months ago +103

      This was actually my first thought as well the first time I saw the commercial for this show. Which is kinda sad but also super cringe imo especially with how she just failed the bar. Idk man.

    • @KaijuBabyyy
      @KaijuBabyyy 3 months ago +21

      I could totally see her doing that 💀

    • @tb1298
      @tb1298 3 months ago +7

      Kim lives rent-free with those 2 braincells huh? 😂😂😂

    • @krusher74
      @krusher74 3 months ago +74

      The moment she find out being a laywer is work and you cant just get a assistant to sort out the cat in your favour see will drop that idea like a hot potato

    • @JYNDMB
      @JYNDMB 3 months ago +5

      ​@tb1298 it bc the 2 braincells aren't involved in her finances at all 😂

  • @marianatraductoraargentina
    @marianatraductoraargentina 3 months ago +173

    Lord Farquad haircut 😂😂😂

  • @whywhy8693
    @whywhy8693 3 months ago +328

    Your hair is giving Stevie Nicks and I love it!!!

  • @Motherofkittykatz
    @Motherofkittykatz 3 months ago +60

    The way Kims character dresses is absolutely insane! They took the term "office siren" way too literally

  • @anna_banana7019
    @anna_banana7019 3 months ago +565

    It truly is so incredibly baffling when shows like this get made. Like wtf?? How do actually really good shows get canceled and cast aside but bs like this gets green lit??

    • @brooke6286
      @brooke6286 3 months ago +15

      I feel like this a cheesy, terrible attempt at Dallas or Dynasty. 😂

    • @lunalove9395
      @lunalove9395 3 months ago +31

      Unfortunately its because Ryan Murphy has a lot of power and has multi-show deals with ABC and Netflix, so I imagine they just hear his ideas and are like 'sure whatever', without any thought as to whether or not they are good (see this + doctor odyssey) or if they should be made (see all of his exploitive true crime garbage).

    • @chompchompchangbin
      @chompchompchangbin 3 months ago +17

      Money and influence. Hollywood is about who you know; not what to know and can do

    • @Marissa_Jay
      @Marissa_Jay 3 months ago +5

      ​@lunalove9395I honestly don't watch any of his shows, but how many does Ryan Murphy have?? He's so prolific, they just throw money at him.and say "ok make the show, make 100 we don't care!" Lol

    • @NeverMind.abs2
      @NeverMind.abs2 3 months ago +6

      Money.

  • @ShastaAnn
    @ShastaAnn 3 months ago +573

    Why are people continuing to make the Kardashians even more rich? I thought their 15 minutes of fame would've been over long ago.

    • @cannyfranny
      @cannyfranny 3 months ago +20

      Infamy seems to last longer.

    • @jeishiikanzaki
      @jeishiikanzaki 3 months ago +39

      Isn't it weird how rich people somehow can pay other rich people to make themselves more rich?

    • @paulcarpenter7844
      @paulcarpenter7844 3 months ago

      The devil of a mother made a deal

    • @Sandra-m5k6y
      @Sandra-m5k6y 3 months ago +9

      They know where the bodies are buried.

    • @StinsonSwarley
      @StinsonSwarley 3 months ago +26

      ​@jeishiikanzaki yup, like a circlejerk of fame. They start alcohol brands and stuff lile that for other famous people to consume

  • @bluejem1315
    @bluejem1315 3 months ago +301

    The freeze frame of Sara Paulson face after they told her she can't join was priceless . lol

    • @gemstar7286
      @gemstar7286 3 months ago +2

      She looks like she's about to faint 😂.

  • @elizaeee
    @elizaeee 3 months ago +38

    Ryan Murphy created rage bait as a series that manages to double as a humiliation ritual. 0/10

  • @anniebannanie87
    @anniebannanie87 3 months ago +517

    The way this show casually acts like everyone has a spare mansion and a helicopter…finally, some relatable television for the everyday billionaire.. meanwhile I’m over here excited when my Uber arrives on time

    • @nicolaspabloangellegros430
      @nicolaspabloangellegros430 3 months ago +27

      Remember when people were calling friends and satc unrealistic lol?

    • @CaseyAvalon
      @CaseyAvalon 3 months ago +10

      For real. I get excited when I have a coupon for the $5 gallon of milk

    • @Thechezbailey
      @Thechezbailey 3 months ago +6

      When I take ubers I have to sacrifice something else lol but I have kids so I'm forever broke.

    • @tb1298
      @tb1298 3 months ago +22

      imagine thinking affording ubers makes you poor...

    • @nom3nnescio
      @nom3nnescio 3 months ago +8

      You can afford an Uber!? Wowza, so you have money for food too? Wow

  • @OctobieArts
    @OctobieArts 3 months ago +1400

    I feel like the writers room was a bunch of people saying: "hmm what do women like?" "Hmmm... Hating men!" "Yeah and saying 'boss babe'!" "Yeah and GETTING REVENGE ON THEIR NICE HUSBANDS!!" And that's the whole show.

    • @Mama_Bear524
      @Mama_Bear524 3 months ago +10

      This

    • @Ncvalb
      @Ncvalb 3 months ago +69

      I’m convinced the writers room was nothing more than a 13 year old girls diary.

    • @mortua_conjuga
      @mortua_conjuga 3 months ago +90

      the names of the characters alone make it sound like a 15yo's fanfic 😂

    • @cheesychi8317
      @cheesychi8317 3 months ago +7

      This sadly unironically feels like what red pillars think women do.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 months ago +1

      @tb1298didn’t he write American Horror Story? Or am I crazy? I just started watching it and am almost done with the second season and I think it’s cool. Or is it a genre thing? Like he’s better in horror?

  • @chromesthesia
    @chromesthesia 3 months ago +299

    EMERALD GREENE?! I worry over character names and they named a character EMERALD GREEN?! Why do i over think

    • @travelfanatic63
      @travelfanatic63 3 months ago +21

      I went to grad school with a guy named Kelly Green. He even had green eyes lol

    • @krazykaye8843
      @krazykaye8843 3 months ago +17

      There's a character in Harry Potter named Lavender Brown. 😂 Emerald Greene makes more sense than that.

    • @charlie6923
      @charlie6923 3 months ago

      Honestly, it sounds like a drag queen

    • @lizzietennell2366
      @lizzietennell2366 3 months ago +17

      I went to school with twins named, Emerald Green and Wynter Green.

    • @krazykaye8843
      @krazykaye8843 3 months ago

      ​@lizzietennell2366why do I actually LOVE that?!?! 😂

  • @thelovelyratkitten
    @thelovelyratkitten 3 months ago +113

    This show’s script reads like it was written by an edgy teenager that toootally, like, already understands everything, MOM! 😠

  • @just-a-generic-username
    @just-a-generic-username 3 months ago +402

    That kissing scene was the most egregiously offensive piece of media that has cursed my eyes in a very long time.

    • @zuzuspetals9281
      @zuzuspetals9281 3 months ago +10

      But Jamie’s version was so perfect.

    • @z.s.r.h
      @z.s.r.h 3 months ago +27

      @D-J-pr4frwho makes fun of people for having a good vocabulary lmao

    • @ladybiatch2308
      @ladybiatch2308 3 months ago +13

      Oh my God your comment is hilarious. I personally love a well-crafted sentence. I think I just went up an IQ point.

    • @Nudiescorner
      @Nudiescorner 3 months ago +3

      ​@D-J-pr4frAs if its a big word.......Read a B O O K😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @drearoxana
      @drearoxana 3 months ago

      ​@D-J-pr4frNot something to be proud of. Lame.

  • @A20-w8l
    @A20-w8l 3 months ago +1125

    If a misogynist wrote a feminist show.

    • @urmotha976
      @urmotha976 3 months ago +1

      more like if a wealthy feminist wrote a feminist show. this is legit modern feminism in a nutshell.
      “men are weak! Women are better than men! We don’t need men!”

    • @Thisismybandsname
      @Thisismybandsname 3 months ago

      💯

    • @Anna_Quay
      @Anna_Quay 3 months ago +55

      I thought that's what "And Just Like That" was

    • @cloudypianos
      @cloudypianos 3 months ago +9

      Yup

    • @jphillips4murica
      @jphillips4murica 3 months ago +26

      It’s a misandrist show.

  • @instinctivelychelsea2905
    @instinctivelychelsea2905 3 months ago +71

    Not the Mikayla Noguiera jumpscare 😂

  • @frogzzzpad
    @frogzzzpad 3 months ago +33

    14:39 reminds me of 'A Cinderella Story'
    "You don't look upset."
    "It's the botox, I cant show emotion for another 24 hours"
    😅

  • @ifym5455
    @ifym5455 3 months ago +954

    I can’t understand how the likes of Glen Close, Sarah Paulson, Naomi Watts, and Judith Light would even consider on being on this show. Make it make sense.

    • @sofiamunozalonzo
      @sofiamunozalonzo 3 months ago +196

      Money?

    • @MayleneMadman
      @MayleneMadman 3 months ago +164

      "Mrs. Close, here is a million dollars for a day's worth of work"
      That's basically how bad shows get big actors. Promise short shooting and guaranteed pay.
      I bet none of the actors outside of Kim K. had to do more than a couple weeks worth of shooting.

    • @WesternXC
      @WesternXC 3 months ago +15

      @MayleneMadmanbasically this^

    • @paisleyjane14
      @paisleyjane14 3 months ago +19

      $$$

    • @MindyBeee
      @MindyBeee 3 months ago +30

      Desperate times.

  • @gigglyme2001
    @gigglyme2001 3 months ago +502

    I honestly think Ryan Murphy hates women.

    • @Ncvalb
      @Ncvalb 3 months ago +89

      His sexist and deeply inaccurate portrayal of wealthy women is actually gross. I swear, his true intention was the just humiliate some of Hollywood’s best actresses.

    • @lygiabird6988
      @lygiabird6988 3 months ago +95

      I fully agree!! From his horrendous portrayal of women to his glorification of serial killers who target women, he is big sus.

    • @Ncvalb
      @Ncvalb 3 months ago +26

      @SusanDelgado1177hey Susan, I get to call out immorality, even if others actively participate and benefit from said immorality. Choosing to work with an immoral director doesn’t make him any less immoral. Is that too much nuance for you to understand, Susan?

    • @Hon-Taku
      @Hon-Taku 3 months ago +53

      No he's just a white tyler perry

    • @storageheater
      @storageheater 3 months ago

      It's incredibly clear he thinks his women can only succeed if the men are parodies of uselessness, he can't even imagine a sincere female power fantasy.
      Notice these guys somehow "love and support" only the prettiest, most successful, most "iconic" women? we're literally raised to be straight men, with the same values, and we can so very easily bypass many of the lessons that straight men are compelled to learn.

  • @SarahPak
    @SarahPak 3 months ago +34

    The moment you said "maybe she's a freaking phenomenal actress" my head started inadvertently shaking no...... Could not even help it 😂

  • @MelopotamusMe
    @MelopotamusMe 3 months ago +149

    Kim looks like a creepy AI character. Soulless, utterly artificial, and harsh.

    • @AliMonsterTV
      @AliMonsterTV 3 months ago +6

      Ooh ooh maybe that's why there are so many gloves, they all have creepy horror hands? Would explain a lot.

    • @SteveByrne-j6k
      @SteveByrne-j6k 3 months ago

      Is

  • @heatherette87
    @heatherette87 3 months ago +105

    Filing "fat treacherous lawn chair" into the rotation of vocal stims. Thanks so much.

    • @Nomad-ys3tl
      @Nomad-ys3tl 3 months ago

      Wait until you hear Bianca call you bathmat lmao 😂 your welcome 😅

  • @StephBowen-j9t
    @StephBowen-j9t 3 months ago +155

    “Maybe she’s a phenomenal actress!”
    And maybe the moon is made of blue cheese, but it’s not very likely! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tb1298
      @tb1298 3 months ago +2

      I know youre not talking about Kim K with that 7head and no eyebrows 😂😂😂

    • @angelicMisha
      @angelicMisha 3 months ago +4

      @tb1298 Ah, when someone has nothing worthy of substance to say why not unnecessarily be mean about people's appearance. Gotcha 🙄

  • @butterflylambily
    @butterflylambily 2 months ago +1

    The smizing scene 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead

  • @win3918
    @win3918 3 months ago +75

    Feels like it was written by people who think women are just dumb.

  • @danielleguenther631
    @danielleguenther631 3 months ago +150

    7:26 "2 year old husband" may not have been the best way to say that lol

  • @mbryanf
    @mbryanf 3 months ago +101

    That zoom in on Kim Kardashian’s face after the break up was possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen! Thank you for calling that one out!

    • @Time4achange2come
      @Time4achange2come 3 months ago +2

      Ms French and her teams editing is always top tier 😂🎉 So good, I had to rewind due to cackling

    • @LTO1222
      @LTO1222 3 months ago +3

      You really see just how much freaking filler is in her face right there! Eeeeesh.

  • @amberjoy1011
    @amberjoy1011 3 months ago +16

    The color/hue of the series gives 'influencer movie'. Like it looks like it was shot with a tiktok filter on. Now that I CAN put a finger on 😅

  • @supernova6194
    @supernova6194 3 months ago +50

    The closest Kim will ever get to being a lawyer

  • @JamieReviewsStuff
    @JamieReviewsStuff 3 months ago +261

    lol, Kim K didn’t pass the bar so she paid somebody to get her cast as a lawyer? Classic! 😂

    • @heinuchung8680
      @heinuchung8680 3 months ago

      She did pass

    • @ericad528
      @ericad528 3 months ago

      ​@heinuchung8680no she didn't.

    • @noonespecial5145
      @noonespecial5145 3 months ago +16

      ​@heinuchung8680didn't she say herself that she didn't? She also admitted to using chat gpt

    • @KPNoveltyGifts
      @KPNoveltyGifts 3 months ago +12

      @h@heinuchung8680 she failed the Barr on Nov 8th

    • @Dainty213
      @Dainty213 3 months ago +2

      @heinuchung8680 she did NOT

  • @emoonae
    @emoonae 3 months ago +174

    7:54 No. She hasn’t passed the bar exam and, apparently, she is pissed at the four psychics who assured her that she _would_ pass. She hasn’t gone to law school, so it’s not surprising. If she wants to be a lawyer that badly, she’d find a way to go to law school.

    • @akbflo
      @akbflo 3 months ago +17

      Maybe she can’t afford it. 😂😂😂

    • @sidequester_kw
      @sidequester_kw 3 months ago +1

      ​@akbfloreasonable assumption tbf (especially with predatory student loans lmao)

    • @notnormansmother3617
      @notnormansmother3617 3 months ago +21

      Why would she not take some bar prep classes and hire a bar tutor rather than pay for psychics

    • @The-Growroom
      @The-Growroom 3 months ago

      ​@notnormansmother3617because that would make sense and we can't have that.

    • @bettysmith9466
      @bettysmith9466 3 months ago

      😅😅

  • @LizzyAnn_Comedy
    @LizzyAnn_Comedy Month ago +1

    Perfect timing for this video to pop up I really needed to see you and hear your voice 😭😭🥹

  • @Cutoutbit
    @Cutoutbit 3 months ago +219

    Omg stop. I’m watching Jamie’s video and she’s like “but first a word from today’s sponsor” and I get a youtube Ad. Guess what it is. Hulu promoting All’s Fair. lololololol

  • @alejondroketchum4716
    @alejondroketchum4716 3 months ago +182

    14:29 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 that over dramatic, under acted, turn in the fur coat made me wheeze laugh so hard. This show is so tone deaf it’s hilarious. The thought of crying alone next to an enormous fireplace wearing a fur coat like a bath robe in a comically large mansion while your equally talentless rich friends come to comfort you with shallow niceties nearly made me wet myself. 😂

    • @CroatInAKilt
      @CroatInAKilt 3 months ago +14

      You're not alone. I nearly woke up the kids laughing at that moment. Absolute B-movie schlock gold, right up there with The Room.

    • @JulieWeissGardner
      @JulieWeissGardner 3 months ago +5

      @CroatInAKiltThe Room had better acting.

    • @thenameiskgw
      @thenameiskgw 3 months ago +2

      Aren’t they meant to be living in LA too? 😂

    • @CroatInAKilt
      @CroatInAKilt 3 months ago +3

      @JulieWeissGardner At least Tommy Wiseau could move his facial muscles

    • @LTO1222
      @LTO1222 3 months ago +5

      Omg you can really see how much filler is in her face right there! She needs to tone it down.

  • @AMurph-he9th
    @AMurph-he9th 3 months ago +54

    I feel like this is a show trying to be the next Sex and the City.

  • @drhall343
    @drhall343 2 months ago +16

    I was gonna say this reminded me of a god-awful show called Nip/Tuck about cosmetic surgeons where everyone in the show is a terrible human. Then I realized it was made by the same dude.

    • @pradaGGG
      @pradaGGG 2 months ago +1

      Omg ive forgot about that show hahaha it was soo bad , i was kinda disgusted by it asking to myself "what kind of person watch this"

  • @duolangue96
    @duolangue96 3 months ago +125

    the zoom in on kim "crying" just ... wow

    • @Jackiey1500
      @Jackiey1500 3 months ago +9

      Yeah we all know what she looks like crying 🤣🤣

  • @Iamfrancelys
    @Iamfrancelys 3 months ago +1257

    Nah Kim is not a lawyer. She recently failed the baby-bar in California for the second or third time. So this movie was made to fulfill her fantasy of being a lawyer… clearly

    • @Christinabekind
      @Christinabekind 3 months ago +44

      That was the bar she failed for the first time she passed the baby bar years ago but she did fail that at least once too.

    • @FortheluvofGod
      @FortheluvofGod 3 months ago +52

      It’s common for people to fail the bar exam multiple times, it’s not unique to Kim.

    • @choichoigang
      @choichoigang 3 months ago +43

      ​@FortheluvofGod yeah. Many valid reasons to criticize Kim K for, but trying and failing the bar a couple times isn't one if them lol

    • @FortheLoveofBees
      @FortheLoveofBees 3 months ago +82

      I criticize her for her rich woman fantasy of private study to become a lawyer. There was no way she was making it through actual law school. She’d actually have to try and I doubt she’d be a competitive student.

    • @marleekallory
      @marleekallory 3 months ago +1

      It's the 'begrudgingly' for me 😂 Byyyyeeeee 👋

  • @chelseyortega959
    @chelseyortega959 3 months ago +192

    You still watch 9-1-1 Nashville?! Please review the whole season when it's over. Even if your review is 3+ hours long, I'll watch it!

    • @KalikaRoo31
      @KalikaRoo31 3 months ago +5

      It's one of those shows that's so bad it's good. I need to watch the rest of episodes.

    • @ashb4smoke
      @ashb4smoke 3 months ago

      Watch it so i dont have to 😂

    • @blackflameninetales
      @blackflameninetales 3 months ago +1

      God as someone born raised and still living in nashville that show makes me gag

    • @Jcheonu
      @Jcheonu 3 months ago

      Tbh I watched it as a filler show and it’s pretty ok, it has a little bit of everything. But there’s only 6 episodes out.

  • @katiekasunick8293
    @katiekasunick8293 Month ago +2

    Why did you oddly nail that Sara Paulson impression 😂

  • @SoCalJellybean
    @SoCalJellybean 3 months ago +100

    Okay, Ryan Murphy, we get it, you grew up obsessed with the 80’s show Dynasty.
    Why do we all have to suffer for that? 😩

  • @Dr.Kaytlin.Westerberg
    @Dr.Kaytlin.Westerberg 3 months ago +79

    The bangs 😍

  • @bopshoowah
    @bopshoowah 3 months ago +161

    KK's acting is just so uncanny valley to me.... it takes me out of it

    • @Killer_Turnip
      @Killer_Turnip 3 months ago +23

      It's very wooden. Both her tone and facial expressions. 😅

    • @ThePhantomBeaver
      @ThePhantomBeaver 3 months ago +3

      Veery original silent hill 2 😆

    • @knightfromhell1
      @knightfromhell1 3 months ago +17

      As Katya would say "is that a Kardashian or a lacquered armoire"

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 3 months ago +7

      Its cause she always does her " im perfect " face , she doesn't make faces, seem human or take risks😂

    • @AgingStudent
      @AgingStudent 3 months ago

      Not the weird AI script😂?

  • @brittnyy113
    @brittnyy113 3 months ago +8

    13:10 is no one annoyed, even slightly, by the very comical wig??? Just a little?? 😂😂

  • @shilohisha7554
    @shilohisha7554 3 months ago +217

    Hollywood is so out of touch. Who thought we needed this?
    UNCANNY VALLEY. Something is very off. They have physically morphed into who they really are on the inside.

    • @silverkitty2503
      @silverkitty2503 3 months ago +6

      They needed this. They need US. Its now so obvious.

    • @shilohisha7554
      @shilohisha7554 3 months ago

      ​@silverkitty2503They really look like monsters to me. Some Uncanny Valley type of creature that reaks of burning flesh, like when an anorexic exhales. It's disgusting mockery. The Romans thinking they're superior bathing in filth and living in monuments built by a supervisor race of people. I couldn't even finish this video. Nobody looks good. Ozempic face is really noticeable.

    • @Bonesawisready926
      @Bonesawisready926 3 months ago +3

      I do wonder what the split is percentage wise between women who hate the show because it truly is just some of the most godawful writing ever committed to screen, and the women who got a mirror held up to them and hated what they saw.

  • @AD-wi4fq
    @AD-wi4fq 3 months ago +177

    The Kim K accent is killing me, lol. And Sarah Paulson’s lisp 😂

    • @bethannprather1462
      @bethannprather1462 3 months ago +10

      But Sarah's lisp let's her do the most perfect Drew Barrymore impression 😂

    • @Clanahan12
      @Clanahan12 3 months ago +1

      Sarah is the only thing that was actually not sucky in this. Love her lisp

  • @jem3848
    @jem3848 3 months ago +100

    You're just gonna toss in as an aside that Cruella DeVille is married to Al Bundy in this

    • @KateIlesFealy
      @KateIlesFealy 3 months ago +9

      And nearly cheats on him with Commodore Norrington from Pirates of the Caribbean!

  • @Dawn-we7vd
    @Dawn-we7vd 2 months ago +1

    I absolutely 💯 love Jaime French.....

  • @cindilouwho8681
    @cindilouwho8681 3 months ago +117

    Every time I see Kim all I can think of is “there are people dying, Kim” 😂😂😂

  • @lil11113
    @lil11113 3 months ago +216

    16:05, you're telling me up til' now that was all one episode?!

    • @AgingStudent
      @AgingStudent 3 months ago +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kaceywade3604
      @kaceywade3604 3 months ago +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jtrex2249
      @jtrex2249 2 months ago +2

      I was a bit stunned too. Zero story yet somehow so much happened. Lol

  • @kipstin_
    @kipstin_ 3 months ago +119

    So early there are no comments to read while watching :/

  • @erika8214
    @erika8214 3 months ago +9

    Kim isn’t a lawyer in real life so she has to play one on TV. Plus, she has to remind everyone that she is studying for the bar exam.

  • @leoniesableblanc
    @leoniesableblanc 3 months ago +83

    As a real life lawyer this whole debacle left me speechless. And the ‘cleavage’ outfit that Kim wore honestly. Any lawyer looking like that would be laughed out of court. It was just sad. And bad. I think the script writer had one brain cell and it fried itself thinking this whole thing up.

    • @janelleg597
      @janelleg597 3 months ago +1

      Uuuh accuracy was not a priority

    • @samf.s8786
      @samf.s8786 3 months ago

      It's chat GPT.

    • @katherinetorres8110
      @katherinetorres8110 3 months ago

      Actually I went to court and the defense attorney was wearing a white see through blouse and skirt. You saw her thong and she had no bra on although I think she had a light sweater or something on but definitely you could tell no bra. This was in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

    • @Omnibushido-
      @Omnibushido- 3 months ago

      @janelleg597yeah no shit

  • @Suseau
    @Suseau 3 months ago +51

    All of this looks like it was exclusively written for Kim K to act and dress up like the lawyer she wanted to be but reality said no🤚😆

  • @Vee8321
    @Vee8321 3 months ago +46

    All these iconic actresses but one. Why would they do that? I couldn’t even get thru the first episode.

  • @nafisa.t13
    @nafisa.t13 3 months ago +13

    I'd always wondered what the real mean girls of the world feel when they watch Mean Girls... I think this show is the answer to that question. They feel like it's an unfair representation of their lives, and All's Fair is supposed to somehow "humanize" them.

  • @EricaBassi99
    @EricaBassi99 3 months ago +52

    "It's not a show I'd want anyone anyone with an underdeveloped brain to watch." Wow you really trashed Kardashian fans there lol.

  • @Talentedtadpole
    @Talentedtadpole 3 months ago +155

    Kim has Lego hair.

    • @jerseytomato100
      @jerseytomato100 3 months ago +7

      😂

    • @ShastaAnn
      @ShastaAnn 3 months ago +4

      Yes!! Yes, she does!!

    • @Talentedtadpole
      @Talentedtadpole 3 months ago +13

      ​@ShastaAnnShe has Lego acting too.

    • @ladylarry75
      @ladylarry75 3 months ago +10

      That's what it is! i kept looking at her hair unsure how to describe it, and Lego hair is spot on!

    • @ShastaAnn
      @ShastaAnn 3 months ago +4

      ​@Talentedtadpole Definitely has Lego acting too, LOL 😅

  • @nataliedison
    @nataliedison 3 months ago +46

    18:13 shoulda gone w colonel sanders. 😅

  • @sigmavr8809
    @sigmavr8809 3 months ago +1

    Your the best. I don't have time to watch TV but I prefer your takes

  • @hey.lailaizi
    @hey.lailaizi 3 months ago +80

    17:48 “Now look shocked! ”
    All 3 women: *puts hand over mouth*

    • @angelhanooda
      @angelhanooda 3 months ago +15

      Also why weren't they looking DOWN??!? 😭😭

    • @V_for_Nessa
      @V_for_Nessa 3 months ago +7

      It was like they were trying to do the "Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil" and they all failed

    • @sblagg527
      @sblagg527 3 months ago +4

      Yeah but Kim K was a little late on the cue, making it even more hilarious

    • @clm3385
      @clm3385 3 months ago +1

      it's giving pretty little liars

  • @stephyalysse
    @stephyalysse 3 months ago +59

    That "OW" when she jumps off the building!! I should have known to expect it!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @likewhaaaat
      @likewhaaaat 3 months ago

      I was just looking for this comment 😂 I died ahahaha

    • @countryboogie
      @countryboogie 3 months ago

      Freak'en hilarious!! Jaime always knows where to place that "ow"!!!

    • @user-d9n6w
      @user-d9n6w 3 months ago

      She jumps off and plummets DOWN yet these bozos look shocked and stare straight ahead!!!!!

  • @itssyagirld8727
    @itssyagirld8727 3 months ago +134

    That kiss scene was terrifying.

    • @V_for_Nessa
      @V_for_Nessa 3 months ago +28

      I am the farthest thing from a prude, but it literally had me cringing and looking away

    • @TheDreamingJune
      @TheDreamingJune 3 months ago +18

      Literally why did they have to attack each other's faces like that? 🤢

    • @sanktaKoroleva
      @sanktaKoroleva 3 months ago +5

      maybe the directors starved them both for the week and set them loose on each other

    • @user-d9n6w
      @user-d9n6w 3 months ago +2

      Like a Mukbang vid!

    • @brennam954
      @brennam954 3 months ago

      It wasn't even sexy. Seemed choreographed by someone who's never been intimate before. Like someone in high school.

  • @alicelwalker2840
    @alicelwalker2840 3 months ago +1

    Please do an Episode 3 recap! We need you because we cannot watch it!!

  • @amywalker-mb8pk
    @amywalker-mb8pk 3 months ago +44

    I lasted maybe 10 minutes. It's horrific on so many levels.

  • @mamaya311
    @mamaya311 3 months ago +1359

    Growing up, I remember older women were always written as highly-respected, sage character who always dropped their lifelong wisdom on the audience. Now, they're all written like they're 40+ year olds trying to relive their 20s and it reeks of desperation. It's not empowering, it's sad.

    • @Cypher-Scout
      @Cypher-Scout 3 months ago +51

      This is too true 🥲 Feminists always diss the 40s-50s but somehow older female characters were way better back then

    • @NOQUESTIONMYFASHION-h8t
      @NOQUESTIONMYFASHION-h8t 3 months ago

      @cyph...
      What kind of bs is this!?
      Why would feminists 'diss' people based on their age ... they refuse to support certain individuals for being PickMe and Ladder Kicker turds - but that has nothing to do with their age.

    • @vinduced1565
      @vinduced1565 3 months ago +27

      to be fair it can be pretty accurate sometimes bcs some people never "mature"

    • @starbrightlover
      @starbrightlover 3 months ago +62

      This is so true - and it is purposefully done to disintegrate the strongest threads of society. The sage doesn’t exist in modern media - just goofy women clinging to crystals and doing silly dances. They can’t stand that we have more abilities than them…

    • @PneumaNoose
      @PneumaNoose 3 months ago

      Says the girl in her 20s-right? Just wait until you hit perimenopause, lose all the collagen in your skin, lose all the muscle in your once shapely body, etc. You’re gonna do everything you can to keep the body you’ve known all your life, too. Society expects us women to look like we’re 20 our whole lives so of course women are pressured to play that role in movies and irl. We never care about how men age, only women. Let us old bags try to stay as young as possible if that what makes us feel good. Lord knows there’s not much else going for us in this feminine-youth-obsessed world we live in.

  • @mikegarcia597
    @mikegarcia597 3 months ago +85

    The fact that Jessica Simpson gave the best acting performance of this whole show should tell you how it went

  • @kuzonsembewe4654
    @kuzonsembewe4654 3 months ago +4

    Shes not a lawyer in real life,she just failed the bar last week! Clock it!

  • @followthebluebutterfly
    @followthebluebutterfly 3 months ago +118

    3:10 This is why I love Jamie she could have easily just cut that whole part out about the sponsor falling through but she left it in.... Authentically hilarious

  • @moiuv6
    @moiuv6 3 months ago +436

    You can't convince me that Kim Kardashian didn't pitch this show to Ryan Murphy. It's her life and every man in it is Kanye. Even the little mean girl moments feel like her reality show.

    • @ChristiColonel
      @ChristiColonel 3 months ago +31

      A lot of the men involved with the Jenner's/Kardashians end up weird. Bruce, Kanye, Lamar, Scott, every NBA player in the last 18 years.

    • @TheKemiYusuf
      @TheKemiYusuf 3 months ago +32

      She’s an executive producer on the show. You’re right

    • @constant9531
      @constant9531 3 months ago +26

      ​@ChristiColonel they were all already weird. That's why they loved the Kardashians/Jenners

    • @leeraxd
      @leeraxd 3 months ago +13

      @ChristiColonel Kanye has been problematic for years even before Kim.... let's not blame Kim here just because she's a reality star. These men were terrible to her and were terrible to themselves.

    • @AgingStudent
      @AgingStudent 3 months ago +4

      Absolutely. All the negatives are things directly out of her experience with the misogynist she married

  • @nicolemc8511
    @nicolemc8511 3 months ago +38

    18:06 George Washington looked immediately like Colonel Sanders to me. 😂😂😂

  • @charlotte87x
    @charlotte87x 3 months ago +1

    You actually make me laugh out loud. Look forward to your next vid.

  • @SisterKittyD
    @SisterKittyD 3 months ago +11

    "You go, Glenn-Coco!"
    -Jaimie Frenchichi 😂🤣

  • @DrWhomst
    @DrWhomst 3 months ago +28

    This feels like those videos with convoluted back stories and plots that made no sense you would make with your friends, but now it’s just rich women who can afford a whole production team

  • @KathleenHanna666
    @KathleenHanna666 3 months ago +3172

    Wait, the bangs are so cute! Love!

    • @A-Dubs398
      @A-Dubs398 3 months ago +8

      Why she bad tho?

    • @Jodom80
      @Jodom80 3 months ago +6

      I'm fixing to cut mine tonight! Almost did it impulsively last night before I realized I have no hair dryer , so now I'm waiting on Amazon..but I'm about to look alot like our queen here ❤❤❤

    • @carrieorsel1340
      @carrieorsel1340 3 months ago +33

      Wouldn't it be great if we could have bangs/fringe and then not have them on a whim?

    • @loneraven5656
      @loneraven5656 3 months ago +2

      Agreed

    • @ThePalaceAnimal
      @ThePalaceAnimal 3 months ago +6

      It's giving Cousin It

  • @heartofodds
    @heartofodds Month ago +1

    flex in the city