Brennan's Juiciest Confession

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  • Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
  • ...that's definitely worth 5 points.

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  • @mysticjuicer01
    @mysticjuicer01 3 года назад +18057

    "There is no corner of my heart I would not turn over to the world for 5 points" is raw af.

    • @booboodadfool8015
      @booboodadfool8015 3 года назад +157

      This is a proverb. And I think we should all love by it

    • @shottyjonny3972
      @shottyjonny3972 3 года назад +58

      Every single video I have seen with him in it has a comment like this. He is brilliant

    • @maxgoldstein6309
      @maxgoldstein6309 3 года назад +8

      That line hit my soul!

    • @error8119
      @error8119 3 года назад +33

      @Trahn-Jahn The jokes will come and go. This W on my record shall stay.

    • @certifiedfurry
      @certifiedfurry 2 года назад +5

      this is funny when you consider that heart emojis only have one corner
      ❤️

  • @avinoam0land
    @avinoam0land 3 года назад +19121

    Brennan being the most competitive person in the world continues to such a source of entertainment.

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 3 года назад +163

      And that is why he can't win

    • @SolusDarkcoat
      @SolusDarkcoat 3 года назад +4

      be

    • @hotscottrulz
      @hotscottrulz 3 года назад +37

      The power of being homeschooled.

    • @error8119
      @error8119 3 года назад +54

      I strive to be that competitive at anything where I’m willing to say what he just said, for five points. I have an ungodly amount of respect for him

    • @zeik101
      @zeik101 2 года назад +2

      Winning is fun

  • @ComedicGaming1
    @ComedicGaming1 3 года назад +6597

    Brennan Lee Mulligan is like the real life Sun Wukong, representing the overwhelming potential of human willpower, unfettered by any level of impulse control

    • @dylankagan28
      @dylankagan28 3 года назад +21

      Lol yup!

    • @lugialover09
      @lugialover09 3 года назад +51

      You might think your trash profile pic is flying under the radar...but I recognize it. It's cute btw.

    • @rhael42
      @rhael42 2 года назад +23

      @@lugialover09 I also recognize it. And yours. they're great

    • @MayvaAva
      @MayvaAva 2 года назад +8

      Lmaoo truuee
      Also I thought yall fans were, like, extinct, glad ur havn fun tho lmaoo

    • @michivallieres8334
      @michivallieres8334 2 года назад +10

      You cannot know how much this comment means to me. Thank you for your service.

  • @Vesperitis
    @Vesperitis 3 года назад +6695

    Izzy's nodding is like "Yep, this is the man I plan to spend the rest of my life with."

    • @alphabetsoup6837
      @alphabetsoup6837 2 года назад +200

      I see it as more a, "Yep, I was there for that one." And Brennan is trying to keep her secrets while spilling his.

    • @TheKatarinaGiselle
      @TheKatarinaGiselle 2 года назад +5

      @@alphabetsoup6837 lol wait are they together?

    • @alphabetsoup6837
      @alphabetsoup6837 2 года назад +58

      @@TheKatarinaGiselle they're engaged

    • @NowaboMusic
      @NowaboMusic Год назад +36

      I sure hope it's not the bed they're planning on spending the rest of their lives with...

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@0NeeN0Erika died during that one

  • @furiousfear772
    @furiousfear772 3 года назад +3072

    Aliens: spill all of the secrets of humans
    Brennan: you cannot make me speak
    Aliens: It's worth 5 point.
    Brennan: bring paper and pen you might need to write this down

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 2 года назад +91

      "Its 100,000 nuclear warheads and one big red button. Keep in mind, just one or two of these puppies is enough to wipeout the eastern seaboard now- you took notes on the American continent, yes? Now-"

    • @WadeTheWilsonTV
      @WadeTheWilsonTV 2 года назад +20

      Aliens: _"Eegads! They're still using *paper*?!"_

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata Год назад +8

      Bring several blank books, and a lot of pens. I'm about to write down every single thing I learned in my entire lifetime.

  • @Muffynz
    @Muffynz 3 года назад +3875

    The look on Sa'm's face at 0:28. Isn't that all of us when Brennan is starting a monologue and we know it's going to be epic?

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 2 года назад +49

      Look at how happy he is

    • @katsmack1963
      @katsmack1963 2 года назад +28

      It would be great on a shirt, also the pause between Sam's Holy&Shit had me on the edge of my seat like "did Sam's had just explode?"

    • @SpiralSine6
      @SpiralSine6 2 года назад +14

      It’s the same kinda feeling when you want to laugh at a nervous situation. You’ve just heard something so amazingly shocking, so unexpected, and so *juicy*, that you just have to stand back in awe of what you just heard.

    • @thetalesofdaneandco
      @thetalesofdaneandco 2 года назад +10

      @@SpiralSine6 It feels like one of those moments where you want to react, but have to keep quiet because there's still more of the joke/story to process.

    • @Lukas4182
      @Lukas4182 7 месяцев назад

      Coincidentally it is also the Dropout Logo!

  • @jish55
    @jish55 3 года назад +3775

    The fact Brennan is willing to cut out his own heart and stomp it on the ground just for points is why he's the best.

  • @jomays856
    @jomays856 3 года назад +13800

    Brennan is the real protagonist of mankind. The rest of us are just background characters in his adventures. And I'm super ok with this.

    • @mrjoe332
      @mrjoe332 3 года назад +175

      I'm happy to be of assistance to his thrilling narrative

    • @dclass4995
      @dclass4995 3 года назад +8

      cannur tho

    • @abbycadillac2126
      @abbycadillac2126 3 года назад +11

      Ooooo 😯 can I be the narrator

    • @Veronicz
      @Veronicz 3 года назад +6

      @@dclass4995 Is that a CDawg reference?

    • @johngun4377
      @johngun4377 3 года назад +4

      Him and Christopher Lee

  • @instantregret7858
    @instantregret7858 3 года назад +5495

    The raw power eminating from this man scares me

    • @MusicLover-po1et
      @MusicLover-po1et 3 года назад +6

      I made it 269 likes. Nice

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 3 года назад +11

      @@MusicLover-po1et Now it's 486 more likes than people who asked.

    • @supreme_king_obama1158
      @supreme_king_obama1158 3 года назад +2

      @@jacobc9221 now it 1000 times the number of likes as people who thought this joke was funny.

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 3 года назад +5

      @@supreme_king_obama1158 Infinity isn't a good look for Music Lover, so let's stay away from ratios.

  • @annaaerial9255
    @annaaerial9255 3 года назад +4148

    Brennan just keeps killing it with these raw lines this episode

  • @ZecharyK
    @ZecharyK 2 года назад +723

    "you'll get a point if you can bring me a fresh human heart"
    Brennan pulling his heart from his chest: "No cost too great"

    • @jacobbissey9311
      @jacobbissey9311 2 года назад +26

      Why would he need to use his own when there are so many others available?

    • @ulisessalduna4351
      @ulisessalduna4351 Год назад +6

      ​@@jacobbissey9311efficiency

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@jacobbissey9311Because he's too sweet & wouldn't want to actively hurt anyone in his pursuit to win all the points.

    • @_Arsenic_2
      @_Arsenic_2 27 дней назад +1

      No mind to think

    • @garretthurt1529
      @garretthurt1529 8 дней назад

      @@_Arsenic_2 No will to break

  • @drewe51
    @drewe51 3 года назад +1207

    Brennan and his boundless desire to win at pointless things is my favorite thing.

    • @BradGreer
      @BradGreer 3 года назад +48

      And thus, the "Yes or No" episode of Game Changer was born.

    • @supreme_king_obama1158
      @supreme_king_obama1158 3 года назад +16

      Brennan is a source of inspiration for me m, that tells me to do my absolute best at even the most pointless things, just for the hell of it and to have fun.

    • @jacobbissey9311
      @jacobbissey9311 2 года назад +4

      @@supreme_king_obama1158 I've always tried to live by the philosophy that if something is worth doing at all, it's worth doing well. Granted, a lot of the time that still means providing minimal effort, but I've found that by following that philosophy what I define as "minimal effort" is well above and beyond what most people define it as, I was nearly promoted in one job after only 2 weeks because I was clearly the only one who gave enough of a shit to do even the bare minimum, the only reason I wasn't was because I was making minimum wage in America and I had a job offer for an entry level position elsewhere that would pay even more than what I'd make with the promotion's raise. If I hadn't been entirely out of money I'd have literally been running the place within a couple of months and been comfortably making sufficient income to live the rest of my life on, but unfortunately I lacked the funds to eat those few months it would have taken.
      Getting a bit more back on topic, a big part of how following the above philosophy is helpful, I take everything seriously, and I take nothing seriously, everything I do is equally important, regardless of how trivial, and as such nothing is so crucially important that I can't say "fuck this, I have better things to do" if it ever stops being worth my time. Because if it isn't worth the effort to do well, it isn't worth doing at all, which is why it pisses me off when people ask "it's just a game, why take it so seriously?" When, to me, it's pretty obvious that there is no such thing as "just a game!" If it isn't worth taking seriously, why the fuck would you waste your time doing it AT ALL?! Like, time is the single most valuable commodity any of us have, because there is a very firmly finite amount of it available to us, and, crucially, *we have absolutely no idea how much that amount is*! Why waste your time doing things poorly?

    • @supreme_king_obama1158
      @supreme_king_obama1158 2 года назад +3

      @@jacobbissey9311 THANK YOU! somebody finnally puts in into words! I hate "it's just a game" because if it's only a game to you why are you doing it?! time is precious, so why waste it doing something you don't care about? also, I may not enjoy doing work, but if I do, I'm going to do it right, even if I'm putting in minimal effort, that minimal effort will be put into doing the task right.

  • @tylernorden3021
    @tylernorden3021 3 года назад +1496

    This man has the endless charisma and confidence I wish I had

    • @Caiphex
      @Caiphex 2 года назад +40

      Brennan must be the the man MOST COMFORTABLE is his own skin to drop shit like this and be unfazed.

    • @thekingofston7591
      @thekingofston7591 2 года назад +18

      Brennan is the epitamy of a 30 charisma

    • @anica7438
      @anica7438 Год назад +1

      Y E S-😩👌

  • @HiKrispy
    @HiKrispy 3 года назад +2496

    I'm convinced this man is God disguised as a human just so he can have some fun

    • @Haru-fq4ze
      @Haru-fq4ze 3 года назад +55

      You are not God, the machine is!

    • @RandomNickname1234
      @RandomNickname1234 3 года назад +20

      Like a wholesome Zeus

    • @Gumshoesamurai
      @Gumshoesamurai 3 года назад +28

      You are implying that God is a cuck and I'm into that.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 года назад +2

      I mean Alan Watts describes philosophies that say the world is exactly that

    • @katrinareads
      @katrinareads 3 года назад +3

      Have you not watched Supernatural? Don't you know what that's like on that show?
      Oh, shoot, wait...Based on that show and the fact that God/Chuck is an author, crazy, and will do anything to make him win, your theory would probably stand.

  • @SatanEatsJesus
    @SatanEatsJesus 3 года назад +450

    I don't know what they're playing, but he deserves ALL the points for that story, holy shit.

    • @misterjay9955
      @misterjay9955 3 года назад +6

      What does cuckolded mean like doesn't that mean he cheated?

    • @misterjay9955
      @misterjay9955 3 года назад +31

      @Jade Fowler so she slept with someone else in his bed?

    • @at5203
      @at5203 3 года назад +11

      @@misterjay9955 Yep

    • @supreme_king_obama1158
      @supreme_king_obama1158 3 года назад +18

      @@misterjay9955 it means he was the one that got cheated on. Cuck holded means your SO, fricked someone else besides you.

    • @jish55
      @jish55 2 года назад +47

      @@supreme_king_obama1158 There's more to it where it's not just sleeping behind their SO's back, it's sleeping with someone else behind their SOs back and their SO walks in on them, catching them where it may lead to the cheating still commencing so as to degrade you.

  • @MegaVikingen
    @MegaVikingen 3 года назад +659

    That's the weirdest confession I've heard in forever (and a day), and I respect and admire Brennan for dropping this blursed story on all of us.

    • @micadragonheart6222
      @micadragonheart6222 3 года назад +115

      My favorite part is his fiancé (now, not at the time) is just fricken nodded confidently as Tao’s girlfriend just stares at her nodding.

    • @htaed23
      @htaed23 2 года назад +7

      If you like weird confessions watch bobby lee interviews. The man as lived a sorted life and has no problem telling everyone

    • @varnull6120
      @varnull6120 2 года назад +9

      @@htaed23 3 months late and irrelevant to the topic at hand, I think you meant sordid

    • @htaed23
      @htaed23 2 года назад +6

      @@varnull6120 i did thanks

  • @stupidthefish1979
    @stupidthefish1979 2 года назад +266

    Sam’s face is the same face when Zac made the perfect creamy mac n cheese sound

  • @JustAMagicDuck
    @JustAMagicDuck 3 года назад +321

    After hearing the other two confessions, Brennan deserves 20 points.

  • @ogun4921
    @ogun4921 2 года назад +46

    That's it. It's decided. He has nothing to lose. We have no power over him. There's nothing we could possibly have to threaten him with.

    • @teh-maxh
      @teh-maxh 3 месяца назад +1

      Losing points.

  • @toast3dplvm533
    @toast3dplvm533 3 года назад +189

    it’s brennan’s world and we’re all allowed to live in it

  • @sarahkin36
    @sarahkin36 2 года назад +50

    I love the reaction when he realizes how far Brennan is going

  • @yuppy64
    @yuppy64 2 года назад +86

    This is the closest I've seen Sam to ripping the podium out of its base out of sheer hype in any of these clips.

    • @AmaraEmme
      @AmaraEmme 11 месяцев назад +1

      He basically flips out for the entire episode where the contestants improvise a full musical

  • @aes2621
    @aes2621 2 года назад +147

    I see where Brennan looked towards in his life when creating Gilear

    • @dustyn4970
      @dustyn4970 2 года назад +6

      I will give you the like this comment deserves friend.

    • @AJGames1220
      @AJGames1220 2 года назад +4

      This comment put sooooooo much in perspective...

  • @amazingdrewH
    @amazingdrewH 3 года назад +181

    I love how he basically broke Sam

    • @sunshinepurple1043
      @sunshinepurple1043 3 года назад

      Then you should watch the one where Brennan lises his ... mind.

  • @bschwartzberg
    @bschwartzberg 2 года назад +42

    at 0:30 As the story goes on, it's so juicy that Sam stops moving to the point he looks like a wax statue. His CPU is officially overclocked and he is frozen in place

  • @protusmose4469
    @protusmose4469 2 года назад +15

    Brennan: "I don't really care about winning." Also Brennan: this

    • @bnashee
      @bnashee Год назад +3

      To be totally fair the whole quote ends with "I just dont want to lose" so it still checks out

  • @KiraAsakura14
    @KiraAsakura14 3 года назад +44

    The absolute sureness of himself in the execution showed so much dedication it reminded me of Nagisa's Assassination skills.

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 2 года назад +54

    Honestly izzy is like “yep. That’s my fiancé.”

  • @brooke6198
    @brooke6198 Год назад +10

    It's the eye contact with the camera when he says *cuckolded* for me

  • @IceMetalPunk
    @IceMetalPunk 2 года назад +15

    I'm not saying Brennan is competitive, I'm just saying if I put out a Craigslist ad selling points for human organs, we'd all find Brennan dead of organ loss the next day, holding a note saying "I win, bitches."

  • @everestfalls
    @everestfalls 2 года назад +17

    Brennan's brain is like running on jet fuel while everyone else is running on damp authumn leaves.

  • @TheGIJew.
    @TheGIJew. 2 года назад +11

    I love how Jess's reaction is like "Oh fun!" and Brennan is like "what is the darkest secret of my entire life"

  • @nicholaswhitman4620
    @nicholaswhitman4620 Год назад +6

    Brennan drops that bombshell of a story, but the only thing we took away from it was the 5 points thing. Absolute madman

  • @Eekdaddy
    @Eekdaddy 3 года назад +63

    Sam's reaction is priceless

  • @deltablaze77
    @deltablaze77 3 года назад +17

    I'm glad Brennan exists, he is a good dude.

  • @Liide12
    @Liide12 2 года назад +12

    This now makes an excellent companion piece to Izzy sharing what Brennan described as "relationship-ending gossip" on a more recent episode.

  • @MostLikelyMortal
    @MostLikelyMortal 3 года назад +78

    Someone give this man a cookie, he deserves it

    • @MacLaw3084
      @MacLaw3084 3 года назад +6

      yea then i can show up and make him watch me eat it. 😂

    • @larrypotter2243
      @larrypotter2243 2 года назад +1

      @@MacLaw3084 what? He was cheated on. Your statement makes no sense.

    • @WileeCoyote1516
      @WileeCoyote1516 2 года назад

      @@larrypotter2243 wait what? He said he got cuckolded that's not exactly the same thing is it?

    • @larrypotter2243
      @larrypotter2243 2 года назад +3

      @@WileeCoyote1516 I'm assuming that he is using the word in the original meaning a.k.a cheating. Brennan tends to do that with words (go check adventuring academy or any of his dm stuff). Not to mention I have a hard time imaging teenagers would even know what cuckolding (the fetish) is. Like its a weird niche fetish now but considering his careful wording, this probably happened in his late teens which is early 2000's so maybe but I highly doubt it. Also Brennan may be sensationalizing the language to make it sound more juicy, so who tf really knows.

    • @WileeCoyote1516
      @WileeCoyote1516 2 года назад

      @@larrypotter2243 okay that makes more sense. Wait did izzy do that to him or was it someone else do you know? Kinda seems messed up if she did since she was smiling about it.

  • @vithefirst6173
    @vithefirst6173 3 года назад +66

    I’d like to have Brennan energy

  • @zubetp
    @zubetp 8 месяцев назад +4

    the way sam was so delighted he froze like a buffering video

  • @cawlsthirdfoot1982
    @cawlsthirdfoot1982 3 года назад +281

    Imma be honest with you, this episode made me get dropout. (And the 2nd season of fantasy high)

    • @kuroneko3121
      @kuroneko3121 3 года назад +2

      Hey I’m not familiar with the whole timeline of seasons for dimension 20. I watch it all on RUclips. Is the second season of fantasy high what’s on RUclips under the name of Dimension 20 Live or is there a whole other season I’m missing out on?

    • @maggieholt6778
      @maggieholt6778 3 года назад +5

      @@kuroneko3121 yeah, you're in the right spot! D20 Live is Sophomore year. Side note, I kind of envy you being able to watch it for the first time, it's such a fantastic season.

    • @1039736
      @1039736 3 года назад +5

      For me it was the second season of unsleeping city. And um actually

    • @johnclikeman5041
      @johnclikeman5041 3 года назад +3

      @@kuroneko3121 There is a lot of Dimension 20 not on RUclips. Dimension 20 Live is the start of Fantasy High season 2, but the RUclips playlist right now only covers 2 and a half of the 18 episodes in the season. Dropout also has a complete 18-episode season called A Crown of Candy and an 18-episode second season of The Unsleeping City. Right now they are in the middle of the fourth 6-episode mini-season with guest players.

    • @quincytical7014
      @quincytical7014 3 года назад

      @@johnclikeman5041 This one is 10 episodes actually!

  • @devilsadvocate6381
    @devilsadvocate6381 2 года назад +120

    Everyone is talking about how raw and powerful Brennan made this scene but can we take a moment to grasp how shitty that would have been. Like damn, poor guy.
    At least he's got Izzy now ♥️

    • @AUSSIETAIPAN
      @AUSSIETAIPAN 2 года назад +10

      But, maybe he wanted to be cuckolded?

    • @devilsadvocate6381
      @devilsadvocate6381 2 года назад +9

      @@AUSSIETAIPAN I mean if that's something you're into no shame bud, but typically it's not a fun time. So butt off with they nonsense

    • @AUSSIETAIPAN
      @AUSSIETAIPAN 2 года назад +4

      @@devilsadvocate6381 But I wanna be cuckolded :(

    • @walkingmess5636
      @walkingmess5636 2 года назад +77

      @@devilsadvocate6381 this comment thread is really funny because someone’s actually playing devils advocate and it’s not who you’d think

    • @TastyAxolotl
      @TastyAxolotl 2 года назад +27

      the thing is, he didn’t say he was cheated on, so it’s very possible he was okay with it

  • @IAmSpectre777
    @IAmSpectre777 3 года назад +6

    Brennan is and forever will be my favourite funny human.

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Год назад +3

    Sam holds the pose of wonderment even before he finishes the thought 😂

  • @legendunfound1137
    @legendunfound1137 2 года назад +6

    Brennan is the kinda guy who makes bets with both archfey and devils and wins

    • @jacobbissey9311
      @jacobbissey9311 2 года назад +5

      He's the kinda guy who could pull a Constantine and sell his soul to three different archdevils at once such that they all endeavor to keep him alive indefinitely because the second he dies there will be a civil war in hell over the ownership of his soul, because it takes a very special kind of person to not only get three buyers without any of them finding out until it's too late *AND* have a soul sufficiently valuable that it's worth dealing with the bullshit rather than just relinquish your claim.
      Or you can do what I do and have a weekly medium-stakes poker game with some infernal middle management types and slowly build up a small fortune of back-up souls because those guys are *terrible* at poker.

    • @n-4-v
      @n-4-v 2 года назад

      @@jacobbissey9311Sir, this was nothing short of Golden... XD
      Also, it reminds me greatly of the later part of "Omniscient Reader" (really recommend reading it)-- Groups of Celestials fighting for ownership over a single individual...

  • @_The_James
    @_The_James 3 года назад +7

    The cut to Sam’s reaction face absolutely killed me🤣🤣🤣

  • @ethanharris1903
    @ethanharris1903 Год назад +13

    Recently had a girl trick me into sending explicit images so that she and her friend could send degrading, mocking insults.
    Handled it alright I think, still hurt.
    It's comforting that someone as confident and charismatic as Brennen went through something way worse and is doing great, they've moved past it.
    Love ya Brennen

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 3 года назад +11

    brennan exposing everything for victory.

  • @montagistreel
    @montagistreel Год назад +2

    Announcer like a kid in a candy store with this one. His face looks like he found 100 dollars in the couch

  • @carveylover
    @carveylover 2 года назад +2

    Sam's reaction is what makes this so great. If Sam was just like ok, that is fine I don't think it would be as juicy.

  • @Woodland_Adventures
    @Woodland_Adventures 7 месяцев назад +8

    Everyone talking about Brennan being competitive, but can we just admire the rizz he had to get a one night stand at SIXTEEN?

  • @zid9611
    @zid9611 3 года назад +31

    The bed of victory became the bed of defeat.😗

  • @emeraldtrash9726
    @emeraldtrash9726 3 года назад +29

    This lad is a legend

  • @salsaroja9740
    @salsaroja9740 3 года назад +8

    When the truth machine dinged, I let out a high pitch falsetto “…wHAT!?!”

  • @bschwartzberg
    @bschwartzberg Год назад +1

    Sam's reaction as it ramps up, all the way till he has to force himself to respond......priceless

  • @yahoo12345jojo
    @yahoo12345jojo 2 месяца назад +3

    SAM'S ANTICIPATORY CHEER POSE

  • @ebstephenses
    @ebstephenses 3 года назад +8

    Brennan is...the most interesting man in the world 😂🤣💀👏🏾

  • @veryvivid
    @veryvivid 3 года назад +4

    this clip has been playing on repeat in my brain for the past 24 hours

  • @Hexacosichoron12
    @Hexacosichoron12 2 месяца назад +2

    Sucks that everyone got 5 points, Brennan was so much deeper

  • @Obsidian0Knight
    @Obsidian0Knight 3 года назад +8

    Brennan Lee Mulligan, is as far as I can tell the sharpest tool in the shed. So sharp Infact that I don't think he belongs in the shed.

  • @berkpick
    @berkpick 2 года назад +16

    Grant has had way darker secrets revealed and he lost points for it

    • @thetalesofdaneandco
      @thetalesofdaneandco 2 года назад +7

      That episode KILLED. "I don't care who you are, get either the hair or the chin!"

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 Год назад +4

      ​@@thetalesofdaneandco "I know I'm now roasting someone who didn't sign up for this but Jesus Christ"

  • @thegayghost872
    @thegayghost872 3 года назад +10

    Jesus, Brennan. That was intense

  • @IMatchoNation
    @IMatchoNation 3 года назад +7

    Brennan is the best of us.

  • @samuellillge9319
    @samuellillge9319 2 года назад +2

    I was so ready for the machine to say that it was a lie, and for Brennan to go "Of course fucking not. I made that shit up on the spot, my life isn't that dramatic!"

  • @tomiwaaina5499
    @tomiwaaina5499 3 года назад +8

    No corner of my heart indeed xD

  • @d19375
    @d19375 3 года назад +422

    There's a story in there I'm sure but I just can't seem to figure it out

    • @jeffclarke929
      @jeffclarke929 3 года назад +151

      his gf, at the time, cheated on him in his own bed and he found out. he uses the term to refer to cheating as well as one sided open relationships

    • @williamblackfyre4866
      @williamblackfyre4866 3 года назад +20

      @@jeffclarke929 ahhh...that makes more sense

    • @WileeCoyote1516
      @WileeCoyote1516 2 года назад +10

      @@jeffclarke929 that's not what cuckolding is but that's kinda nuts still. Is that the same girl he's with now?

    • @sirdiesalot2975
      @sirdiesalot2975 2 года назад +66

      @@WileeCoyote1516 that actually is exactly what it means, it's a very old term for cheating on a man in a relationship. Brennan loves his antiquated phrases and terms, and this is no different.

    • @WileeCoyote1516
      @WileeCoyote1516 2 года назад +27

      @@sirdiesalot2975 yeah but it's much more commonly used to describe the fetish nowadays

  • @Natethehwk777
    @Natethehwk777 3 года назад +6

    The mans the whole goat but damn that's cold blooded babe

  • @Cincystone
    @Cincystone 2 года назад +4

    He’s a goddamn champion

  • @stinky6521
    @stinky6521 2 года назад +7

    im gonna b honestly it’s NOT as bad as asking for homemade soup after your top surgery and having to throw frozen blocks of it away

  • @thomaschapman9112
    @thomaschapman9112 2 года назад +35

    The level of how open this man is about himself, is severely attractive. Like 🥵

  • @jaxxokumera
    @jaxxokumera Год назад

    Sam was way to excited for that.😂😂 Hands up in anticipation and all.😂😂

  • @msw3314
    @msw3314 Год назад

    Sam’s face in this clip makes the whole sentence even more entertaining to hear.

  • @WhippoorWispWillow
    @WhippoorWispWillow 2 года назад

    And Sam just absolutely FOLDING at the end there was GOLD-

  • @atomicwinter31
    @atomicwinter31 3 года назад +54

    I got a juicy secret: i can go to the bathroom in my dreams and not go in real life.

  • @pj_spirit
    @pj_spirit 3 года назад +12

    I would reward extra points for that

  • @romulas-cushmanproject3273
    @romulas-cushmanproject3273 3 года назад +39

    Brennan: tells a rollercoaster of a story in 10 seconds
    5 points!!!
    Jesse: I’ve had a few threesomes
    5 points…? Wait what? Why?

    • @jacobbissey9311
      @jacobbissey9311 2 года назад +23

      Because the scale wasn't big enough to give Brennan as many points as that story was worth. Jesse's story was worth 5 points, Brennan's story was worth well over a dozen, on a scale of 1 to 5, but since the max he could be given was 5, he got 5. They weren't graded on a curve, Brenna's story being so much juicier didn't devalue the other stories, it was just held to the same grading scale.

    • @cr1197
      @cr1197 Год назад +1

      @@jacobbissey9311 Eh, even understanding that and looking at it alone a few threesomes is a pretty low juiciness bar for max points. Besides the fact it's... basically a good thing? And not something I'd consider a "confession" so much as a brag, it's just plain not juicy. Is a threesome really such an outrageous act? Like, I get the US is still dealing with puritanical shit... but is "I got really great head once!" a 5 pointer too?
      Haven't watched the episode in awhile but I remember a number of the point awards seemed very generous to me. But hey, maybe I'm just skewing everything because of this insane bombshell and it's just a comedy game so who really cares so long as we get stuff like this out of it.

    • @jacobbissey9311
      @jacobbissey9311 Год назад +2

      @@cr1197 Not just that episode, but overall the point awards tend to be incredibly generous and fairly arbitrary. I'm not sure if it's puritanicalism, per se, for a threesome to be considered a juicy confession, I guess that depends on the people you generally hang out with, I think if Brennan's story hadn't been such a stand out in comparison nobody would be questioning whether the other stories were worth 5 points. I imagine the fact that Sam is fairly familiar with all of them probably also factors into how "juicy" the confessions were, because he has context that we lack for how open they usually are and the sort of lives they usually lead. I know some people for whom a confession of a threesome would be a huge deal and I know some people for whom it would be barely a blip on the radar, context matters and we lack it.

    • @cr1197
      @cr1197 Год назад +1

      @@jacobbissey9311 I agree that context matters, but I disagree that we lack it. Or, at least, a frame for it. Anyone who watches CollegeHumor even casually is able to glean things about their personalities and values (at the very least those they show on camera and, as they are on camera now, should be consistent). We all know which direction they lean with social politics. So while yes, this confession would shock the old biddies scandalized by an exposed ankle, they've built themselves to be pretty firmly on the "barely a blip on the radar" end of the spectrum with modern sensibilities on sex.

  • @CS-pe5uz
    @CS-pe5uz 3 года назад +2

    Man I feel all of this video. Too much truth for my heart.

  • @mattkeflowers
    @mattkeflowers 2 года назад +1

    Some people start low and build. Brennan goes nuclear out of the gate.
    If you're gonna best him... you will earn it

  • @thetarotclinic7499
    @thetarotclinic7499 2 года назад +1

    Brennan playing it like a true Capricorn

  • @alanb02
    @alanb02 3 года назад +6

    He kinda looks like sal from impractical jokers but with the wits and quick response of Joe.

  • @HeavyRayne
    @HeavyRayne 2 года назад

    Forget all of Grant's juicy escapes, I but Brennan's got even more crazy stories

  • @gabadaba5436
    @gabadaba5436 2 года назад +4

    So that's why his eyes are hollow

  • @starfox3883
    @starfox3883 2 года назад +1

    This clip is why I always say “buckets!” in relation to anything about basketball

  • @kolegapigmej
    @kolegapigmej 3 года назад +4

    Ok that right there made me sad ngl

  • @PikkaBite
    @PikkaBite 2 года назад +1

    If my girl cheated on me with Brennan I wouldn’t be angry, only envious.

  • @julianspricht
    @julianspricht 2 месяца назад +1

    The origin.

  • @williamfortier7346
    @williamfortier7346 3 года назад +28

    Juicy points lol

  • @EllieC130
    @EllieC130 Год назад

    I have never so identically shared Sam's reaction to something but that... that'll do it.

  • @kymian572
    @kymian572 3 года назад +2

    Brennan should definitely start acting 😂
    He is majorly talented.
    He has mad Ryan Reynolds energy and it's getting me pumped 😂
    Now am gonna write this on every single video he is in until he sees it or I just get tired of pasting this.

    • @AnxietyRat
      @AnxietyRat 2 года назад

      He... He plays roleplaying table top games... He DOES act. Lmaoo but yes I agree he should do it professionally. Absolutely.

    • @Callofcabral
      @Callofcabral 2 года назад

      @@AnxietyRat lol they 100% pay him to run all the games on Dimension 20

    • @Callofcabral
      @Callofcabral 2 года назад

      He's also trained in improv

    • @AnxietyRat
      @AnxietyRat 2 года назад

      @@Callofcabral I meant acting professionally not DMing. But I'm very glad they do pay him for this. He deserves it.

    • @AnxietyRat
      @AnxietyRat 2 года назад

      @@Callofcabral I'm aware. They said he should "start doing acting" and TTRPG are improv based which is a type of acting. That's why I said he does "act" already.

  • @niko-ww7qq
    @niko-ww7qq 3 года назад +7

    I can see sam's excitement when he said virginity and one night stand! 😂

  • @havocike2400
    @havocike2400 2 года назад

    I want to like this twice. I’ve watched it 200 times

  • @RodolfoPimenta1998
    @RodolfoPimenta1998 Год назад

    0:28 man oh man thats perfect

  • @TonyTylerDraws
    @TonyTylerDraws 2 года назад

    Brennan: “I’m not competitive!”
    Also Brennan:

  • @M4GG0TK1NG
    @M4GG0TK1NG 2 года назад +1

    That's so...sad poor Brennan

  • @shadowscalecosplay6622
    @shadowscalecosplay6622 2 года назад

    Brennan is a mystical being

  • @meapyboy12345
    @meapyboy12345 Год назад +7

    There is no corner of his heart except for his true feelings about cryptocurrency

  • @02protoman
    @02protoman 2 года назад +1

    Jesus Brennan

  • @BestBetterBestest
    @BestBetterBestest 2 года назад

    Once again, Brennan Lee Mulligan is a national treasure.

  • @SolusDarkcoat
    @SolusDarkcoat 3 года назад

    Brennan looks like he's wearing a janitors jumpsuit

  • @gavinyeomans
    @gavinyeomans 2 года назад

    sam's face in this is amazing

  • @sandorrclegane2307
    @sandorrclegane2307 2 года назад

    I love Sam's reactions xD