Top 10 FORBIDDEN items /r/itemshop #46 [REDDIT REVIEW]
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- Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024
- We look up /r/itemshop and its EPIC
100 CLUB MERCH OUT NOW! represent.com/... (Thank you) (▰˘◡˘▰)
Minecraft Series Playlist:
• Minecraft Part 1
ALL MINECRAFT EPISODES Playlist:
• ONLY Minecraft Veteran...
:::::::My Stores::::::::
TSUKI:
tsuki.market/
Merch:
represent.com/...
:::::::I drink GFUEL (affiliate link)::::::::
gfuel.ly/31Kargr
:::::::I stream on DLive (ad)::::::::
go.dlive.tv/pe...
:::::::My Setup (affiliate links)::::::::
Chair: clutchchairz.c...
Elgato Green Screen:
e.lga.to/PewDiePie
:::::::Check out this game I helped make (affiliate)::::::::
store.steampow...
__ Outro: Animation:
/ jae55555
Song: / @iamactuallyjakehill
“Now that I’m a millionaire and an adult I’m gonna buy it”
We all felt that
ruclips.net/video/KLn6THIrptM/видео.html
Y’all are millionaires?
Is he really a millionaire?
@@digstrememcdingus1463 of course
Digstreme McDingus pewds has a net worth of 22 million
Felix: actionman was false advertisement
Also Felix: G-Fuel gives you night vision and levitation
Wow this is really underrated good job tho actually funny
At least gfuel is not false advertising
Hähå
also long peepee
so that's how he moves around. lmao
Felix: *talks quietly most of the time*
Me : *put volume on loud to hear him*
Also felix: *screams randomly and scares me*
ZIPPER
8:34 Fallout 4 Reference?
No need to put "also" there. Unless he did something contradicting his statement.
I’m the 666 like
Cassius 22 he did something contradicting, he talks quietly all the time and sometimes he’ll yell. That’s contradicting
Pewds: "You have a zipper thank me"
*me sitting in my pajamas while watching* "thanks..."
Same here
Same
i feal like im a mother since im finnish and i created cats eye (idk whats it called in finnish its Heijastin)
Babies.
My cousin naked:
"no that's too dark. I'm sorry."
Media: *you weren't supposed to do that*
a subscriber lol
@Maria Way your gay
Felix : *sees infant Armour:
Felix : "I want that"
Vox : ""Interesting..."
"Write that down, write that down!"
Me: Bout to battle *puts on baby armor*
Friends in war: YOU DID IT YOU CRAZY SON OF A B YOU DID IT
@Maria Way NO
Sometimes i think Vox doesn't watch the Video, it just Reads Comments and Gets all the Out of Context stuff
Felix “sure, I’d frick a-
Tuba: *sweats profusely*
Felix: “-I’d buy a tuba”
Mark Denk Get da frick out
كل زق بس🤪😹
ruclips.net/video/mrS2cs4IOWk/видео.html
....
And then frick it..
music teacher:
today we're going to learn about the tuba
felix:
"The Expert"
Mega monster drink: will give you 2000+ health and 100 strength for the 1 second you’re still alive after drinking it.
*you're
@@budgieboi8979 monst're*
@@budgieboi8979 you know Violet Griff is not stupid right?
What's the point of having a 2000 hp if you're going to fucking die ?
@@Scopass you’re aware this is a joke correct?
Felix: “Swedish people use grenades as meatballs.”
Me: *just pictures in mind of a Swedish person eating a grenade for dinner*
I read this right as he said that
That would explain the recent spike of grenade attacks in Sweden.
You got the idea from rick and morty
RatMaster5 lmao same pretty sure he meant to say it the other way around tho
What do they do with meatballs?
*Pacemaker literally biggest invention ever*
Felix: 😕
*Zipper*
Felix: 'WHAAAAAATTTTTTTT'
Ok now thats funny
@@Heal6764 Of course Madara Uchiha said it
UJAN BAJRACHARYA I found this way funnier than I should have...
But the pacemaker was made by a Canadian
Felix: It’s false advertising
Also felix: G Fuel gives you night vision and levitation
new vivmmdememe
It does tho
Yea i snort the whole box and i am still flying around in the mourge
new misic o n my hxnnene eveirnye
new video cmemmem
*G fuel*
+50 pp
+60 Stamina re-gain
+ 20 strength
+ 100 health
One time use item
Rarity - Ultra rare
Obtained by meeting a Swedish Wizard
I reuse it
“Swedish people use grenades as meatballs”
So they eat grenades?
Yes we actually do
No wonder they are so though and vikings were invented
Who else understood what the nugget meant when it said nugget boss battle in CAVES?
Luke Fredericks I want to eat a grenade
nothing like having Spaghetti with grenades for dinner.
I was disappointed when my Ben 10 watch didn't transform me into an alien.
You Are an idiot. Youre like me...
Same I really wanted to be xlr8 so I could race sanic
I miss my ben ten watch. I also mis my amazing imagintaion.
When I heard there was a Ben10's Omnitrix toy I asked mom to order it, when the package came I knew it was just a toy but had a little faith about it lol. I went to toilet with the toy, locked the door and tried to figure out a way if there is a way that thing's gonna turn me into an alien. I had faith, hope... :(
Just wanted to share it, came it out of my head from nowhere when I read this lol
@@fleetwoodsoup7443 ikr it hurts to not turn into an alien 😂
Felix: "Suction cups are false advertising ”
Also Felix: “G-Fuel will give you night vision!!”
I tried it and I got night vision. Not false advertisement.
@@Okwardi but what drug were you adding too it?
But I got night vision. I was finally able to win against my black friends at hide and seek!
@@gomeezzzzz5213 I mean there was an easier way to make him laugh and see his teeth
Because of G-fuel i can see sounds
As a very experienced sewist, I can confirm that Swedish sewing machines are the absolute big pp of sewing machines. Especially the Hoooooosk varna!
Swiss ones are better
I thought it said "As a very expirienced sexist"
HUSKVARNA
Seamstress.
Felix: Ammo turtle = Best Friend
Sven: Am I a Joke to you?
Meanwhile Edgar and Maya are criing in the corner
@@misterr1766 ijs in is hand
meanwhile, joergen is crying in heaven
So is Rolph
Jävla det är vi går på Hela timmar på göra Åke Inge tingen på åkersberg igen
Felix:"soup is like a box of chocolates"
Misconception 100
No RUclips Brasil Brasil Brasil Brasil Brasil
Context M̶a̶t̶t̶e̶r̶s̶
PewDiePie: I fear no man
But that thing
"Thomas"
It scares me
ey!
You dare oppose me mortal
dat me. Pewds is scared of me. lil bitch
"Sometimes fires a 50 cal."
Ammo turtle follows me
**Gets shot in the back of the leg with a 50 cal**
he goes in the front just incase
Pewdiepie: "i wanna get all those companions"
Companions: *intense sweating*
ruclips.net/video/KLn6THIrptM/видео.html
Pewdipie needs a cameleon legit should
Ok
*PewDiePie accidentally brofists*
Me: Ladies and gentleman, we got him.
My video is better than pewdiepie video! ruclips.net/video/mTLa3wrP1ZY/видео.html
@@AspectNinja no your vids are kinda shit
Why doesn’t he brofist anymore
@@AspectNinja IF YOURE A REAL GAMER YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ON THE MINECTAFT ERA NOW
NOT GTA 5 ._.
KaneTheOG Yea, I'm curious too
When it’s been over 2 weeks since his single player world
*Time for a blip blop crusade*
I don’t care about minecraft series rn, I need more terraria
@@finntaylor3590 no
@@finntaylor3590 terraria is kind of boring
“Swedish people use grenades as meatballs”
It’s very tasty, you should trust me.
Yeh, thats what I thougt too.
now that's some quality *spaghett*
The Gunpowder Meatball is said to bring eternal happiness
_I Guess You Could Say The Taste Are Exploding_
Gave me explosive diarrhea
Are we going to ignore the fact he almost said he’d “frick a tuba” lmao
Everyone would. Don't lie too yourself
Why not
What does it mean?!
prizoni 0 it means that he would frick a tuba
Megan Walker pretty much
Pewds : "You Have Zipper Right Now"
Me : *Taking Shower While Watching PewDiePie*
No Internet. Why do you watch RUclips in your shower, why do you even bring your phone to your shower
No Internet. please stop making quote memes it hurts me every time I hear one
Fleshy zipper
Weirdo
I get it. I do it too sometimes
Felix: "Soup is like a box of chocolate"
Me: you wot?
SoupForLunch you never know what you gonna get
?
🤨
69, nice
presidential elections are like a box of chocolate
I find it so entertaining to know that Felix finds the zipper to be more important than the three point seatbelt.
Pewdiepie : “id frick a Tuba”
Marzia: ...
As a tuba player I agree
shahid alfidyu👇
ruclips.net/video/mrS2cs4IOWk/видео.html
What? You never played Tuba simulator? Pffft
I'll let myself out
NeoDesolate omg can u just leave the comment section 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️toxic ass 9 year old
Legendary Gamer BOYS IN MUSIC CLASS
In Denmark an adjustable wrench is called a “swedish key.”
In Palestine it's called English key
@@jennanatsheh9097 in Italy as well
In Poland as well
Crescent wrench
We call it swedish key aswell
Felix : "I hate Thomas the tank engine"
Also Felix on Instagram : "Chu chu!"
Palustro YOOO I REMEMBER SEEING THAY STORY😂
giuseppe de magli
Z1AndOnlyMig haha
I had an idea for a dnd game, it’s an infinitely generating tavern with bargain bins that give you a random item from r/itemshop and bossrooms that summon a random boss from r/bossfight
I WANNA PLAY THIS
I’ve been thinking of the same thing
Me wearing nothing that has a zipper:
Thank you felix
Boxer zipper
@Qwerty Asd sweatpants and hoodie
Qwerty Asd im not wearing anything with a zipper either lol
Qwerty Asd sport pants and a shirt
I think its fun that in Felix's mirror you can see him recording himself.
Valdemar Magni sssddddddddddssddsdddddddddddddddddddddddddccddcxxccccfd2vdfdddddddd
yes he talk like youre at mc donald with your friend and youre talking random about stupid things. woah i realized im more american then italian
Felix: ,,That was false advertation"
Also Felix: ,,G-FUEL LITERALLY GIVES YOU NIGHTVISION!!!"
But it does give u nightvision
u bought the wrong one
Don't forget the levitation
im Redhb giuseppe de maglie
That is physically impossible.
Drinking something doesnt give you night vision
Common sense
7:38 the cave thing was a joke about the game "Kindergarten", there's a kid named Nugget who dug a deep hole, calling it "The Nugget Cave".
I realized that too
What the h3ll is that HAHAHH O.o
Why does Felix want the fish socks?
He has no legs.
Fish socks + Name tag = Jesus Socks (unlocked secret +100% holiness)
He has no legs but he can still equip them to his feet
He can put them on his hands
Neither do fish
he has HANDS
Pewds: "I hate Thomas the tank engine"
Instagram story: .........
Here before Alina Way comments
Edit: for all those confused people reading this comment, their is a bot that replies on popular comment, I predicted that it would happen and it did. The bot also deletes it's comments after a few minutes so it doesn't get caught, if you see that bot, report it, sadly even that is kinda useless since they have multiple accounts and just make new ones every time
@Alina May begone
@@yojacosmo5013 your right :0
Silvan B he seems to really like that filter
@@deadmanself *THOOOT*
"Imagine my disappointment when i found out suction cups aren't a real thing."
- Felix Childbirth
Noah Bowen is that sarcasm ?
Please say that was sarcasm
Funnily enough, I think that exists now. It's called "GeckSkin" (weird name, I know), but it's gecko inspired. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe they were able to climb buildings with it a few years ago.
Weren’t*
"Felix Childbirth" 💀
New favorite quote- “they should just take all the annoying kids off of airplanes and make armor out of them.”
"Reddit week"
"Gaming week"
We all know where this is heading...
No
No 😳
No
No
Shark week
"If these spoons are not part of your childhood it's not there"
*Confused 9 year olds*
It's funny because 9 years olds don't have childhood 😂😂😂
@@lopesinho yet
@@monke7541
Let's put an E in yet and turn into yeet,because 9 years olds yeet childhood for Minecraft.
Sad 14 year old that misses country
@@logawinner
r/iam14andthisisdeep
I often forget pewds is a millionaire, he just dosent have that "i have money" aura to him
Does it matter
@Alyssa May Bruh...no.
@Alyssa May sorry, I'm married
@Alyssa May for peepee touch?
@Alyssa May i'll check it later
9:56 Can we talk about how the sword was called the Mega Chankla XD
Sweden: *Invents Pacemaker, saving millions of lives*
Felix:
Sweden: *Invents zipper*
Felix: *ZIPPER!!!! WE DID THE ZIPPER!!!*
Yes the zipper
zip
When I read that he said it right away
Zip zop
sometimes, making lives more comfortable is more important than prolonging life. And THAT is why the zipper is more important than the pacemaker
Plunger: **exists**
Pewds: "Suction cup wall climber"
Suction cup man
There different things
No they’re no you primordial bowl of carrots
Suction cup man origin
@Anna May no check mine anna
Felix: first thing when I come back from japan is minecraft singleplayer
Also felix: *makes 3 non minecraft videos*
I NEEED MINECRAAAAFT
He did say they take a long time to edit, maybe that's why
L Bosanac I don’t watch many of his non minecraft uploads. I start watching them and generally lose interest half way through.
@@xDRAGONSTARx I like his non minecraft content but lets be real his minecraft series are the best
17:03 can we just praise this pure image for a minute
Marzia: He‘s probably thinking about memes
Pewds: *Can someone make me fricking suction cups?!*
My video is better than pewdiepie video! ruclips.net/video/mTLa3wrP1ZY/видео.html
new vieo mcememem
GTACarl
no it’s way worse shu5 up
ONE LIKE OFF 420 NOOOOO
I like how you have a clip on mic attached to the mic on your headphones.
Just incase one mic fails
Just get a mod mic lol
Colgate Master how do you know
Colgate Master do you even know what a mod mic is
+5 sound quality
-3 looks
Everyone: *"trash can" or "rubbish bin"*
Pewds: *"trash bin"*
My video is better than pewdiepie video! ruclips.net/video/mTLa3wrP1ZY/видео.html
newm usod mcemmem
@@AspectNinja just shut up
GTACarl
no it’s way worse. shut up beggar
imagine having to advertise their own video in pewdiepies video
6:15 Is that the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon? Hey, it's really perfect.
Pewdiepie: Swedish people use grenades as meatballs
everyone: makes sense
RandomDude my boyfriend is from Sweden I can confirm
random dude I love you
Evan Powers I love you
I made that post! I’m u/Imagine-bears
@@joryf7309 nice
He said "nether" instead of "neither". He's Minecraft addiction is getting worst guys.
@@official-oj6lx english ain't my mother tong
I read that English isn’t your first language so I’m not gonna call you dumb or anything like that, I think anyone who knows multiple languages is very cool. Anyway, the second sentence should say “HIS Minecraft addiction is getting WORSE guys.”
That's good though
I heard Neither and English isn't his main language.
@@TherRevenantTiger
ส
Felix: Admires British marine for saving his comrades from an explosion
Also Felix: Wow that BLOWS my mind!
Bruh Moment
Time stamp ?
@@sonarbuge7958 that's a synthetic BRUH
I love how the outlet on the keycleaner one has clearly already been used for this purpose at least once
“Ready to deliver some epic brofist towards racism”
Felix:
*wait*
news articles are gonna use that out of context
Best not to cross that bridge huh?
Jordan Abbott OOF
@@SUISHOUakaJordan lol yea
r/holup
"Brofist to racism- wait no!"
Vox: *HMMMMMM*
lol watch ppl be like "OMG FeLiX iS RaCiSt" no guys, he is not shut up. Lmao this comment funny tho
@@nayawhite3005 Wow, it's almost like you explained the joke. Haha isn't that crazy
“You have a zipper right now!!!”
Me, naked: *sweats intensely*
The zipper is hidden
It's on the back of your neck, you just gotta look closer for it.
ME TOO
we bathing
STICKY FINGERS!
“Swedish people use grenade as meatballs” - Felix
7:22
Felix: “YOU HAVE ZIPPER NOW THANK ME”
Me: *sad that pewdiepie merchandise no have zipper*
He needs a jacket that just says *Swedish noises* and like 4 sippers in random spots
@@xMiseryPlays but it also needs 4 pockets, so you can put G FUEL in the sippers and sip it all day long!
Me: *STICKY FINGAAAS*
Average millionaire: I'm rich lets buy rich boi stuff.
Pewdiepie: s u c t i o n c u p s.
Miosotis Mejias Diaz I saw that
Miosotis Mejias Diaz same
69
C u p t i o n s u c ks
*Mr Suction would like to speak with you*
Felix: "You have zipper right now!"
Me: *taking a poo poo*
Same
Bro same
Kevin Y. bro same
Humanity has peaked
giuseppe de maglie
“YOU HAVE A ZIPPER RIGHT NOW THANK ME”
*me who’s sitting naked*
Why are you naked at the first place?
w h y n o t ?
@@JohnMkrv easy access for my dog
@@Namerex r/cursedcomments
@@Namerex You really are desperate 😦
Felix: "You have zipper right now!"
Me: *wearing no pants*
Maria Way bet
Amen
The Anonymous no we like them /s
The Anonymous i finally have a chance to get a gf/s
No Cap Brudda desperate
So who's going to tell pewdiepie that a suction cup wall climber thing is actually just a toilet plunger.
Let him believe.
Noob9000 I WILL
Don’t expose him to the dark reality of this world
Wait is it that guy who watched cursed tv commercials and said he would change his account photo to one of the scenes???
wym, a dude used suction cups to climb Trump tower in 2016
Proof that Felix is a real person.
"I'm a millionaire... I'll get those suction cups!"
The time when pewds didn't care if his comments created controversy. So proud...
I love how he did the same "Sweden Inventions: so great, thank me!" joke back then.
0:00 I had one of these, in a star wars cereal package, the light didn't even work xD...
My frickin god i got the yoda one but since its PLASTIK my mum threw it
Me too!!!
I lost mine :c i loved to eat my cereals with it
I still have it and of course the light doesn't work.I didn't even remember that it had light lol
6:35 this is actually a tank (altilery?) siliencer - the 2 "balls" are for the gas that is created during shot that pushes the bullet outside, and it goes there so it doesnt make as much noise. this was a real thing
i was looking for this comment for so long
Thank You!
“YOU HAVE A ZIPPER RIGHT NOW THANK ME”
me in a hoodie and sweatpants: ..no thanks?
3:34 my eyes went straight to that
yasss
Omg
I saw it to
Put oil in them and you can swim on land
Lmao
Whenever I go to school people step on my crocs, I will now spike them
Wow. Those are some mean people
You madlad
No he's too powerful
Imagine wearing crocs
Why do you wear them at school? School code wouldn’t even allow me to wear them.
“The one gun to put an end to Bell Delphine” -Pewds Dec 2020
Who else forgets that Felix is a millionaire? Stay humble
Take Care of Your Nose
Repeatedly snorting cocaine can cause damage to the delicate nasal tissue inside your nose. It can even eat a hole in your septum after awhile.3
Some people recommend diluting cocaine with water before snorting to reduce the damage to your nose. You can also insert the straw deeper into your nasal passage so the cocaine doesn't get stuck in the nose hairs. Alternating nostrils and ensuring the cocaine is chopped into a fine powder will also help.
Take a break from cocaine if you develop tissue damage in your nose. It will give your body a chance to recover.
@Alina May Begone
@@whatdidyouexpect3767 thanks mate
He's not a millionaire,he's a clickbaiter
@@jasam9617 bruh, yeas he is a millionaire
PewDiePie flavor G Fuel: +69,000,000,000,000 to all stats
Special ability: MEME 👏 REVIEW 👏
Debuff: loss of legs
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ITS TOO GOOD!
Weeeeeeeell, constitution usuaĺly provides you with regen, so with 69kkk in it i think you will regenerate your legs instantly.
“Loss of legs”, but Levitation, I see this as an absolute win!
Felix: Hey look it’s mysterio!
[everyone liked that]
Wrong
Some swedish guy inventing Zipper
Felix: Im an swedish person! THANK ME FOR THIS INVENTION
PewDiePie: "THIS WAS FALSE ADVERTISEMENT!"
Also PewDiePie: "GFuel Makes You Levitate!"
Edit:
Where Did All These Likes Come From?!? - Me 2019
Song at 11:51 ?
Mehdi Bouchaffra Snowdin theme
Alyssa Cat stfu
@@mehdibouchaffra868 Undertale OST - Shop
What's the joke? It litterly makes you levitate, why are you getting so many likes!?!?
Pewds: “Swedish people use grenade as meatball”
Wait what
I think my belly go boom boom if meatballs are grenades
Maria Way hell nah
"swedish people use granades as meatballs"
meanwhile in sweden
how are the meatballs son?
son?
Mateo Nieto 🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
Lol you beat me to it
For Me same
Dang
Soup is a drink
Soup is a drink because it contains 62% water. It can also be eaten, drank and crunchy.
Poods slowly moving further and further from Rewind 2019.
-2019'nt
ruclips.net/video/KLn6THIrptM/видео.html
Felix: “don’t hurt any girl” Felix: newest video “simp!!!”
He was back then a simp but NOW NOT ANY MORREE!!
SIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Simpppppppppppp
Simp
I was just about to comment that😂
Me: Mom can we have Mysterio?
Mom: No we have Mysterio at home.
Mysterio at home: (3:56)
Fish: I'm going to have to stop you right there
🤣
dad:honey how do i get this fish bowl off of my head
20:02 I have collected The book of Redstone engineering as well as the Book of Sacred Techniques, I am yet to finally find the book of Mineing and book of the Shovel
Luna
Minecraft books, AND and the Harvard books. Forbidden knowledge
it's the information of God himself...
The secret of life
Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of the gods
You have to use the tinker's workshop to combine em
You took my idea
Dutch people: We invented bluetooth, we invented wifi we invented donuts.
Zipper joined the game.
Dutch people: now thats an avengers lever threat.
Wacht wij hebben wifi bedacht
Wasnt WiFi and the protocols for wireless transmission to include Bluetooth developed in the US?
@@sem6045 zeg ik zweer wtf
Dutch people didn't invent Bluetooth, did they?
Huh echt?
Felix: "You have a zipper right now!!!"
Me: "you assume im wearing pants?"
Or your master b###
Bold of you to assume
17:40 Hedgehog dog: companion
good at staying at one place, silent: +20 Charisma, always watching although looking like being asleep: +25 Stealth, can guard your loot till you come back from respawn, grows spikes after drinking Damage boost: +15 Defence
Pewds : "Can I buy it on eBay please"
eBay : Ok, if you say so...
Papa
My video is better than pewdiepie video! ruclips.net/video/mTLa3wrP1ZY/видео.html
nen cnenenene
Pewdiepie: doesn’t understand kindergarten meme
Me: I’m disappointed
I was looking for a comment like this
@@woods2359 yet he knows what shrödingers cat is lol
Sassy The Sasquatch English steals from a lot of different languages. some of them, though (like farenheit) are just names. Celsius is also the name of the person who invented the measurement
I cant believe he didn’t even talk about kindergarten
Nice to meet you Disappointed, I'm Dad!
“A tuba? Sure I’d frick- buy a tuba.”
Pewdiepie - 2019
I noticed that too😂 He’s so used to saying “I’d frick a ____”
People already stop doing that.
Stop
stop
Stop
that soup joke aged like fine wine
“Boneless wings are nuggets” - Michael Phelps
“Nuggets are meatballs” - Pewds
Boneless wings are meatballs
The idea of beef nuggets gives me a disgusted feeling
When is someone gonna tell him that that's actually a tank silencer
Just wait. Let him figure it out
Geez,don’t ya think that’s impractical
I Love how Felix's army is 9 Y/O but he hates children.
it's 19 year old army
@@dex3625 bruh he reverted it back if I am not mistaken
I love he left the 9 and 19 year olds 😢
He hates us
We’re 19 now
I lost that star wars spoon when I brought it to school in year 1 and after the teacher confiscated it I never saw it again
Pewdiepie:”Yh is frick a tuba”
Marzia:how many friking costumes do I have to buy
@Karina Cat begone **inhales and exhales** T H O T T T T T T T T T T T T T T
@Karina Cat BEGONE BOOT
@Karina Cat COUGH COUGH* BOOOOOOOOOOOOT
@Karina Cat how bout no?
edit: checked them, 45 year old fxtzmking children scarrer
*_thot_*
Some Nigga no