Honestly while I know this isn't the usual experience big dogs absolutely hate me and will attack me out of nowhere whereas little dogs will just be the sweetest things to me.
3:15 would build a house and society out of leftover boat materials (and other stuff the shark probably has in its mouth) and live there forever. I now live on fish and seaweed.
I have two dogs. One is an Australian shepherd who is lazy. So we say she’d show the burglars where the valuable stuff is for belly rubs. And I also have a German shepherd. We say that we can’t make jokes that he’d just lead the robbers to the goodies, because he’s super protective and would actually eat the robbers. If that’s not a rare dog, idk what is
7:31 In defense of the guy that tried to shoot an Armadillo; Armadillos have the right bodily conditions to spread leprosy, Salmonella and Tuberculosis, they are nicknamed "Texas Speed Bumps" because they launch themselves into the air when startled by oncoming traffic and in general they are a nuisance for farmers in rural areas since they dig up seedlings & sprouts. In short; We Texans like Armadillos to an extent, but they are a bit of a pest when it comes to road safety, agricultural management and they can carry a literal plague through their body.
The armadillo was actually a very invasive species in that area so it was not karma the actual state tells people how to what to use to kill the armadillos
For those curious, the ant species that uses its head to block entrances is called the turtle ant
THERE IS AN ANT CALLED THE TURTLE ANT?
The true hybrid on earth
Tortoise ant
"he keeps looking in the mirror and crying" me too buddy, me too.
2:38 he looks like he's giving a hearty chuckle to himself
rain world enjoyer spotted
I was literally about to comment about the rain world pfp
Hey i'm russian and i can't see anyone's profile picture, can anyone describe what is in his profile picture? (by the way i am a rain world fan)
1:50 I swear cats that look adorable are literally insane
That ant took the saying "You make a better door than a window" literally.
As a Canadian, I think that rubber duck does WONDERS
“He keeps looking in the mirror and crying” same
Reletable
Coming from Australia this is like a showcase of the local animals
cool
Especially that first one
W vaazkl video
Wremy
0:13 the cursed Reese’s cup
6:57 why does the pelican look deeply ashamed
It bit grandma.
5:46 I think you mean cutest waste of 200k you've ever seen
4:13 this cat activated my fight of flight instinct 💀 god I'm horrified
Honestly scared the hell out of me for half a second
6:46 dat hamster be a cult leader💀
Someone with a MSM Profile Picture [as of right now as it seems] a fine man of culture.
The Hamster Cult of *insert a worshipped thing here*
5:19 is how minecraft was made
I like how in his past videos he sounded so done with life, and know he sounds like he’s on caffeine.
3:35 Nah bruh you ain't in jaws 7, you're in 7 jaws.
Honestly while I know this isn't the usual experience big dogs absolutely hate me and will attack me out of nowhere whereas little dogs will just be the sweetest things to me.
7:32 armadillos r just armoured attack possums
Fun fact: An enormous vulture/condor known as *Argentavis*
It had a 16-21 foot wingspan.
That condor meme made me think of it
It made my think of that too
Do they live or travel through Ohio because this thing tried to nab me when I was like 4
@@Corneelius Argentavis is extinct bro.
@@jahrusalem3658 yeah I realized that a few days later, it was a different big bird
EDIT: In fact, I think the condor is what I’m talking about!
@@Corneelius Probably.
3:00 people from Bremen be like: "First time?"
1:16 mirror mirror on the wall-
6:40
“Name him, name your son.”
His name is Boris. No last name. Just Boris.
Boss fight activated
Boris
The King Pin
HP --------------------------------------------------------
@@StephenDurnan *Loads Salt Shotgun with Religious Intent*
0:35 bro if you tamed that eagle you would be feared, especially if you trained it to attack
4:41 My dad usually pets them with 12 Gauge buckshot
3:08 good gator.
This is a Certified VaazKL Classic
Yes!
7:52 I think they just finished their mating ritual.
3:45 The only threat to tigers that I can think of is sloth bears. People should be rightly terrified of them.
Sloth Bears are fucken crazy.
4:08 ME TO BUDDY ME TO
6:59 HE’S SO DISSAPOINTED IN HIMSELF
4:53 Understandable
0:40 "you got this. you WILL be a good boy!"
3:15 would build a house and society out of leftover boat materials (and other stuff the shark probably has in its mouth) and live there forever. I now live on fish and seaweed.
I love watching these videos. Keep it up man.
6:38 I can actually relate to this as a Cat owner
My cat is named “Walfy” by the way
4:10 EDP bear 💀
1:25 no mfing way i made it
5:28 cats sometimes camouflage in carpets or floor and expect you to not step on them
3:58 Me too I would scream “THE FOSSA ARE ATTACKING!!”
1:46 he got reincarnated as a dog
The glass boat one was nurse sharks, you will be fine even if they bite, worse a really bad hickey. Most likely they will scatter.
Nah the dinosaurs jokes are epic
5:02 this so true my dog Is so big but a idiot
6:53 looks like me in the morning
Love your memes your memes always makes me laugh vaazlk
thanks :)
The Tyrannosaurus Rex McDonald's Circle of Life. Tastes just like dinosaur chicken... that had been fed a steady diet of _customers._
So that's why the chicken crossed the road
2:22
The name I'd give him would be Fredrick
Hell no
1:31 Whales can eat half a million calories in a single mouthful. Me: * Drinks gasoline * huh that wasnt hard
1:41 Defenitelly....
Is this a Freddy fazbear ur ur ur ur
Love ur vids dude. You make my day
:000
0:52 that be Mr. Krabs 1 millionth dollar
3:50 among us ears
That bear knew an opportunity when he saw it
Your videos are the best man keep it up
1:27 knowing their relationship with denmark, they're not going fast enough
5:28 Found 'em
where?
@@migyringy5363top lefr
Me too
@@migyringy5363 it is a camouflaged cat at the up left
The canada duck paid for itself in tourism.
2:51 I didn’t know hands were invented by cats. Either that, or cats are better at painting and drawing hands than most *people* are
6:58 the pelican looks genuinely ashamed lol 😂
5:23
That cat's got an exclamation mark
1:06
He’s just cluckin around
the lynx looks so happy
The voice crack got me 😂😂💀💀
0:20 I Was Laughing Pretty Dang Good To This One
something sad to ruin someones day a dog once got self aware by talking to its owner by using buttons and became deppresed
“Cat snuck into zoo inclosure and Made best friends with a lynx”
Me The cat:YOOOO
My big fat goofy ahh friend:AYYYY
Depression is harder to cure than cancer but that scooby doo is whooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Little dogs think they're big dogs and big dogs think they're little dogs.
0:49 It’s so true and so funny
6:54 he doesn't like sand, it's rough and irritating and gets everywhere
Felinakin Catwalker
THE LYNX BESTIES ONE IS SO CUTE.
4:34 how cute!
1:19 thats ugly? No its adorable wtf
6:40 I’ll name him, “Ajax, Savior of Crete”
Thumbnail:exist
People who somehow actually got to jail because of a lizard: how did he know
Vaazkl: thats the neet part , i didnt
The small dogs and big dogs one is so true…
That fish cute af, how DARE
lion is like: heh cool roar bro i respect that
Bear be living better than most of us- 1:40
I have two dogs. One is an Australian shepherd who is lazy. So we say she’d show the burglars where the valuable stuff is for belly rubs. And I also have a German shepherd. We say that we can’t make jokes that he’d just lead the robbers to the goodies, because he’s super protective and would actually eat the robbers. If that’s not a rare dog, idk what is
7:31 In defense of the guy that tried to shoot an Armadillo; Armadillos have the right bodily conditions to spread leprosy, Salmonella and Tuberculosis, they are nicknamed "Texas Speed Bumps" because they launch themselves into the air when startled by oncoming traffic and in general they are a nuisance for farmers in rural areas since they dig up seedlings & sprouts.
In short; We Texans like Armadillos to an extent, but they are a bit of a pest when it comes to road safety, agricultural management and they can carry a literal plague through their body.
dang mosquitos are so annoying they made the list twice
I was in my bed not going to the bathroom cuz I was too comfy you almost made my life end
the siting cat is like golden freddy
6:40 Hubert. he deserves the name Hubert for being chonk
Rlly? I would have called him Jabba the Hutt
6:02 Malaysia and russia 💀
It’s always a good day when Vaazkl uploads
Agreed
2:44 “puny mortal”
Ohohoho 5:28 camoflauge cat
This is the moment where we got modern vazzkyl voice
4:06 I MUST SQUEEZE THE RACCOON!!
The hiking one scream and wave your arms cougers are scared of loud noises and people
7:58 catdog tooken to the extreme
the donkey with a cat dog and chicken on it is from a fairytale 😳
The armadillo was actually a very invasive species in that area so it was not karma the actual state tells people how to what to use to kill the armadillos
You laugh at one and you'll miss the next three.
3:01 This one is straight out of a folktale. There's an actual statue like this based on it.
4:44 bro this got me so good 😂