Six Lessons They Won't Teach You In School | The Daily Show

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  • Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025

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  • @oliveoyal
    @oliveoyal Год назад +36

    Roy Wood--sooo sharp he’s irreverent and hilarious but understated, great timing. LOVE THHIS ROY

  • @fitcircus
    @fitcircus Год назад +74

    As a Nigerian, the thing between Nigeria and Ghana isn’t hate. It’s friendly banter and we actually relate very well with Ghanaians than any other African people.
    Nice video! 👍

    • @danieletie288
      @danieletie288 Год назад +8

      As a Nigerian, this is a comedy show bro😂

    • @anthonydixon4636
      @anthonydixon4636 Год назад +5

      I mean you didn’t hear him say that the beef between the two countries was how they make rice? That was a joke…

  • @Yobama007
    @Yobama007 Год назад +228

    The “how business works” segment was actually really insightful.

    • @id10t98
      @id10t98 Год назад +19

      And very truthful.

    • @jon-zap
      @jon-zap Год назад +14

      Let’s not forget that if you don’t pay your taxes then the state will seize your assets, including the home, so you will never truly own anything in this country.
      Everyone is just a renter.

    • @offtarget1758
      @offtarget1758 Год назад +15

      I was totally floored with the accuracy 😮

    • @nugsnjugs9954
      @nugsnjugs9954 Год назад

      Yeah they didn't even mention the Americans that lost their jobs to outsourcing because really we don't matter.

    • @bobbystclaire
      @bobbystclaire Год назад +3

      ​@@jon-zapunless of course you're rich and White

  • @_martin_s
    @_martin_s Год назад +37

    that entire thing was terrifyingly spot on. I'm so glad Lewis Black is back. Desi, Ronnie and Roy are just comic gold. I wish I could have given it 2 thumbs up.

    • @J.M.-nb4gw
      @J.M.-nb4gw Год назад +5

      Umm I think these are all old segments since writers are STILL on strike!

    • @_martin_s
      @_martin_s Год назад +1

      @@J.M.-nb4gw Lewis Black was away for a while. He has come back into the fold in the past couple years. That's all I was saying about him. I am not watching regularly so the segments were new to me.

  • @TruthrConsequences
    @TruthrConsequences Год назад +16

    3:03 "How Business Works" is THE BEST EDUCATIONAL VIDEO I have ever seen!

  • @JessicaDuncan-e6q
    @JessicaDuncan-e6q Год назад +8

    History, Music, Math Classes, and Grandpa Lew's Guidance are totally awesome . How to be a Journalist segment is hilarious and spot on!.

  • @oldrrocr
    @oldrrocr Год назад +30

    Math/computer nerd here: A professor at a nearby university, asked me to submit some examples of the real use of advanced math in business for his grad students who believed that they only need to balance their checkbooks. Yeah, I had to explain it to him too. Very sad.

    • @margolious
      @margolious Год назад

      I'm more shocked that his grad students a) had checkbooks and b) balanced them.

  • @dee_dee_place
    @dee_dee_place Год назад +26

    The opening part about the cab driver made me laugh.
    I was visiting my Niece in NYC & I was sitting next to our cab driver who was a Sunni. I said to him, "I've heard about there being dissension between Sunnis & Shias but I don't understand what is at its roots. Could you explain it to me?" My Niece let out an "oh man" in the back seat but I was curious. Well, I had a wonderful conversation with our cab driver. When we got to our destination I thanked him for explaining it to me. We shook hands & went on our way.

    • @lyndiss.2017
      @lyndiss.2017 Год назад +5

      Oh man, what was the long and short of it! Share it, please!!!

    • @dee_dee_place
      @dee_dee_place Год назад +1

      @@lyndiss.2017
      Sunnis believe that government & religion should be kept separate (like in the USA) & Shias believe that government & religion are one & the same (think the morality police who killed the young girl for not wearing proper Muslim garb in Iran). That's the long & the short of it. Just to be clear, this description is of the governmental big wigs & not necessarily the people themselves.

    • @FlanaFugue
      @FlanaFugue Год назад +4

      uhhh.... Muslims are people. Islam is their religion. Sikhs are Sikhs, but "Shiekhs" are actually also Muslims... I'm sure it was pretty easy for you to find whatever he said fascinating.

    • @bobbystclaire
      @bobbystclaire Год назад

      Sheikh

    • @andriadaisy
      @andriadaisy Год назад +1

      @@FlanaFugueI read Muslims/Islams and went huhhhhhhhh😂😂😂

  • @J.M.-nb4gw
    @J.M.-nb4gw Год назад +23

    How to be a Journalist segment is hilarious and spot on!😂

  • @honeyv540
    @honeyv540 Год назад +26

    They really need to have this be the updated "Schoolhouse Rocks". These kids need a reality check. Lol

  • @abraham_o
    @abraham_o Год назад +37

    You said you wouldn't get to it. Nigeria and Ghana is so True and I can't stop laughing about the NUKES. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rabzy595
      @rabzy595 Год назад

      Tru

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Год назад +3

      Sooo...a rice war?

    • @abraham_o
      @abraham_o Год назад +5

      ​@@chezmoi42😂 Not a war, just a kind of who cooks 'Jollof' Rice better.

  • @jdavis1214
    @jdavis1214 Год назад +21

    History, Music, Math Classes, and Grandpa Lew's Guidance are totally awesome 😊

  • @jack-u8c3x
    @jack-u8c3x Год назад +53

    The American dream, a majority of people working at warehouses and having to share a 1b/1b with 5 other people so that billionaires can go to space and buy Twitter.

  • @birbluv9595
    @birbluv9595 Год назад +2

    “… and they’ve droned zero weddings…” Ronny, I love you!

  • @missouriprideusa6241
    @missouriprideusa6241 Год назад +32

    Pleae, do more of these skits!! They are so funny and almost true! 😂😂😂

  • @iunteh8326
    @iunteh8326 Год назад +57

    We need more of the geography classes

  • @dylanjwagner
    @dylanjwagner Год назад +17

    10:20 lololol “this country isn’t gonna be around that long.”
    The fact that we’re all tired enough to just chuckle at our slow collapse is peak slow apocalypse.

  • @q17artsdesigns10
    @q17artsdesigns10 Год назад +25

    Turkey is the Nene Leaks of Europe 🤣🤣🤣

  • @martinbruhn5274
    @martinbruhn5274 Год назад +77

    Americans pretending to be Canadian, because nobody hates Canada, is like my dad who was german) pretending to be swiss, when he lived in Israel.

    • @docaz9453
      @docaz9453 Год назад +6

      and israelis pretend to be anything in dubai but to say they Israelis some even say they Palestinians 😂

    • @jimidando
      @jimidando 11 месяцев назад

      What happens in Dubai, stays in Dubai

  • @kittyonmydesk5532
    @kittyonmydesk5532 Год назад +4

    Grandpa--I mean Guidance Counselor Lew--really did us a solid talking to Kylie about being caged in a system that does it to tell us, "Exactly, Shirley!"

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Год назад +6

    Ronnie great job and learned fascinating stuff!

  • @cmichellesummers
    @cmichellesummers Год назад +3

    Roy Wood Junior is an Ace!

  • @ErutaniaRose
    @ErutaniaRose Год назад +32

    One time I was abroad and ran into an Australian family during 2017-2018. (I was not in Australia, so they were also tourists, lol), and they asked if I was Canadian. I said, "Sadly, no--I'm American." Had some great convos with them during the self-guided tour, lol.

    • @goddessgoddess6790
      @goddessgoddess6790 Год назад +1

      Teacher Roy I never knew 😂😂😂 how can one not love Geography with such excellent teacher❤❤❤

    • @MM-iy7gz
      @MM-iy7gz Год назад

      I detest my fellow Americans as much as the next guy, but I will never be ashamed of being from there. Don’t mistake foreigners’ jealousy for hate.

  • @xonicx7
    @xonicx7 Год назад +18

    This is the most fun depressing video in long time

  • @davidallen4026
    @davidallen4026 Год назад +2

    "I'm a licensed real estate agent, like 1/3 of adults in America!" LOL - I'm a real estate broker - almost spit out my coffee!

  • @meganwynn372
    @meganwynn372 Год назад +2

    " English and the British " XD lol❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Hal-b3j
    @Hal-b3j Год назад +31

    Just in case anyone was wondering, the capital of Mozambique is Maputo.

  • @Thetimrobertson
    @Thetimrobertson Год назад +32

    I actually always display a New Zealand flag when overseas. Just watch the attitudes change when they find out you’re not a yank.

  • @OccuBot2011
    @OccuBot2011 Год назад +5

    The Daily Show with Ronnie & Roy. Sounds perfect

  • @kittyonmydesk5532
    @kittyonmydesk5532 Год назад +1

    I was expecting the phone to ping once he finished, "If it's one country that nobody hates, it's Canada." 😂

  • @tedhennings4746
    @tedhennings4746 Год назад +15

    Ronny Chieng for President!

  • @madyjules
    @madyjules Год назад +9

    Ahhhh Lewis Black destroying young children’s dreams one at a time😂

  • @bishop6218
    @bishop6218 Год назад +11

    Ghana : "I hate you"
    Nigeria :"Are you making this a rice thing ?"

  • @thesuncollective1475
    @thesuncollective1475 Год назад +6

    Genius , absolute genius

  • @patsyshafchuk5368
    @patsyshafchuk5368 Год назад +58

    So much fun! I love this school, and I want to go there!

    • @psycsoci
      @psycsoci Год назад +1

      Me Too😂😂😂

  • @Itsroccib
    @Itsroccib Год назад +3

    2:43 The bigger the Canadian Flag on your clothing, the more obviously American you are 🤣😂🤣

  • @charlynegezze8536
    @charlynegezze8536 11 месяцев назад

    They were all incisive and funny but the K-Pop was actually educational for me. Thanks!

  • @CaraMarie13
    @CaraMarie13 Год назад +13

    Like am aware of the impact of American music in shaping kpop which is why am always scratching my head each time I see people talking about how the current kpop generation is becoming too westernized. Like, did they just notice that now? I thought it was obvious.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Год назад +1

    Fantastically brilliantly WONDERFUL!!! Thank you! Pay the writers. End the strike!

  • @yendang8840
    @yendang8840 Год назад +19

    Actually, as a Vietnamese myself, I don't think we hate Cambodian people that much. Yeah, we don't get along sometimes, but I don't think we have to use the word 'hate' in this case.

    • @iwanttovote6053
      @iwanttovote6053 Год назад +3

      comedy is usually exaggerated, so best not to take literally

  • @hope.8.
    @hope.8. Год назад +6

    Thank you for helping me laugh and some real education

  • @kittyonmydesk5532
    @kittyonmydesk5532 Год назад +3

    There's one more reason to do Math For Real Life:
    Video games!

  • @johnphantom
    @johnphantom Год назад +32

    Lesson #7: Computers are not magic. They all work on what is called "Boolean algebra" or logic, operating on binary bits.

    • @bryan9931
      @bryan9931 Год назад +8

      I like you, you are a funny one. ACTUALLY they work off of magic blue smoke which escapes the chips when too much voltage or heat is applied to them...DUH!

    • @anio1349
      @anio1349 Год назад +2

      And your point is?

    • @tengkuadam1399
      @tengkuadam1399 Год назад +5

      magic, algebra. Tomay-toe, tomAhto

    • @FlanaFugue
      @FlanaFugue Год назад

      NERD!

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Год назад

      @@bryan9931 🤣🤣🤣🤣(halt and catch fire?)

  • @onlinename8066
    @onlinename8066 Год назад +7

    the gov. endorsement of kpop is a recent phenomenon - ronnie was wrong with that one - it's only when bts became so big did they start paying attention. before that kpop was discouraged and the gov purposely censored or restricted kpop and tried to promote the more tradition form of korenan -"pop" , aka GAYO. kpop in its modern incarnation started in the 90s.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Год назад +1

    Try! And love the Gianna/Nigeria. At first I thought it was wrong then rice, yeah. The game is the game!

  • @Dfree2502
    @Dfree2502 Год назад +3

    Desi that cut deep 🥲

  • @CP-28
    @CP-28 Год назад

    Ronnie: "I can't even name 20 instruments...!"
    Me: burst out laughing at home

  • @brianonley
    @brianonley 11 месяцев назад

    "Who hates who" ........ brilliant and accurate :)

  • @larryace4683
    @larryace4683 Год назад +1

    A Nigerian here. Nigerians don't hate Ghanaians. We're like brothers who can't stop bickering each other over jollof rice but deep down we love each other as brothers.

  • @Friday4
    @Friday4 Год назад +3

    LOVE THIS SERIES!

  • @phthisis
    @phthisis Год назад +5

    12:33 Well, if this little girl wants to pursue a job like being an astronaut but without all the degrees, training, and years' long waiting period, she can always try out to be a deep sea welder. Then she can discover all about space-related things, like explosive decompression!

  • @maryeastman4493
    @maryeastman4493 Год назад +6

    Love the daily show

  • @bovinityleak2066
    @bovinityleak2066 Год назад

    ‘Who hates who’ was so helpful!

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 Год назад +13

    There's a certain irony in people (rightfully) wanting schools to teach a more accurate version of history after those same people spent decades constantly hammering the "nothing you learn in school is useful" mentality into everyone's heads

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Год назад +4

      Wait, do you really think those are the same people?

    • @tuckerbowen4626
      @tuckerbowen4626 Год назад

      @@chezmoi42 i know at least some of them are

    • @romaneo789
      @romaneo789 Год назад +1

      Nothing you learn in school is useful because it's inaccurate.

  • @manassehhussaini
    @manassehhussaini Год назад +25

    That thing about Nigerian and Ghanaians is true 😂
    Canada is actually the most lovable country even to me.
    So accurate

  • @26beegee
    @26beegee Год назад +4

    I used to go to Europe a lot for work. Unless they asked where I was from I never mentioned it. If they assumed I was Canadian that was even better, eh.

  • @vkmoss9651
    @vkmoss9651 Год назад +1

    Props to Grandpa Lou for the right-on advice!

  • @tedhennings4746
    @tedhennings4746 Год назад +8

    Oh Desi….. wow😀

  • @ngrader
    @ngrader Год назад +1

    8:18 Ronnie is on to something. Maybe we shouldn't blast the heavy metal from the helo?

  • @bjbola1899
    @bjbola1899 Год назад +7

    Geography class should be done often

  • @phthisis
    @phthisis Год назад

    13:40 Sign that waiter up for astronaut school!

  • @kyram123
    @kyram123 Год назад +2

    Literally more important than school 😂

  • @kasondaleigh
    @kasondaleigh Год назад

    That Canadian hat looks ridiculously small on Roys head 😂😂😂

  • @SoreneSorene
    @SoreneSorene Год назад +1

    This is awesome geography class 😂😂

  • @ThatTimeTheThingHappened
    @ThatTimeTheThingHappened Год назад +11

    Gotta say: I’ve traveled around to a lot of countries, a lot of them actually really loved Americans. Most love American music, movies and would love to go to America.

    • @WLH-ss2qw
      @WLH-ss2qw Год назад +2

      Ur rite. There's also alot of countries that would like to kidnap m ransom u if ur American as well so u gotta have some common sense when traveling about where ur going. "And thats Travel Class" 🤣

  • @tedhennings4746
    @tedhennings4746 Год назад +2

    Roy Rocks!

  • @alejosky
    @alejosky Год назад +40

    The part about hating USA is accurate as F. But do not try to pass as canadian; we'll know. With love, Europe.

    • @BethBruch
      @BethBruch Год назад +5

      Yeah, y'all don't know. If Americans speak foreign languages well, y'all want to believe we're any other nationality. And then there's the colonial mentality & racism that didn't end with independence movements. (Not saying we're better here, but the overt racism in France is impressive by any standards.)

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 Год назад +2

      ​@@BethBruch"Hey ya'll. I'm Canadian ya'll." Nailed it.

    • @PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr
      @PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr Год назад +1

      ​@@Omni0404 Y'all = you + all. Drag it out a little.

  • @issamkhalil6452
    @issamkhalil6452 Год назад +3

    You didn't mention Morocco and Algeria, so you understand that we just playing and teasing each other.

  • @cmichellesummers
    @cmichellesummers Год назад

    Great ensemble of comedic talent!

  • @Limewire1984
    @Limewire1984 Год назад

    Every time I hear "American dream" I repeat to myself, welcome to reality. In other news, I love Desi. If she does a skit about watching paint dry, I would watch it.

  • @TBJ1118
    @TBJ1118 Год назад +1

    "No-one hates Canada"
    2 weeks later, India*KNOCK KNOCK

  • @ShireeHutcherson
    @ShireeHutcherson Год назад +3

    Bring Trevor back ❤❤ I miss him on all platforms

  • @peterpenalosa9264
    @peterpenalosa9264 Год назад +1

    2:15 AMERICA and Everybody else. 2:40 Pretend your 🍁 Canadian

  • @Crunch104
    @Crunch104 Год назад +7

    In Canada we practice the saying, There's a mouse about the house.
    Phonetically it is pronounced, There's a moose aboot the hoose. 😂

    • @thesincitymama
      @thesincitymama Год назад +1

      *aboot

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. Год назад

      In the US we have a saying “First we had Osama…then we had Obama”
      “Osama bin Laden= Obama bin Biden”

    • @Crunch104
      @Crunch104 Год назад

      Thanks!@@thesincitymama

  • @randomstuffinmyphone8330
    @randomstuffinmyphone8330 Год назад

    I would love to see this even more

  • @justinmas299
    @justinmas299 Год назад +224

    awesome, PAY THE WRITTERS, END THE STRIKE!!!

    • @mainaccount4585
      @mainaccount4585 Год назад +5

      You're doing the equivalent of going to a McDonald's to protest for better wages and working conditions.
      Don't cross the picket lines. Donate your time and money if possible.

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. Год назад +3

      Gutfeld’s writers are not on strike. You should check out his show. He at least takes advantage of the material democrats provide.

    • @drumpfisidiot5021
      @drumpfisidiot5021 Год назад

      Pay the teachers too...

    • @drumpfisidiot5021
      @drumpfisidiot5021 Год назад

      ​@@MajorHenryL.Yeah but that drivel is pandered to the lowest i Qs and the poorly educated...

    • @thesportranter5295
      @thesportranter5295 Год назад +4

      @@MajorHenryL. DO YOU RELIAZE WHAT ENVIRONMENT YOU HAVE ENTERED

  • @hew195050
    @hew195050 Год назад

    Excellent and totally the truth. Grifters all!!

  • @mlong1968
    @mlong1968 Год назад

    Practical, useful information!
    Come back, Roy! Unless you're doing well/better.

  • @michaelbowman5764
    @michaelbowman5764 Год назад +7

    funny so funny but for clarity I think Native Americans may have an issue or two with Canada

  • @creolebttrfly
    @creolebttrfly Год назад

    😂😂😂 I miss you all!

  • @patlynch6517
    @patlynch6517 Год назад +1

    ANZA may be the ONLY part of the world that doesn’t hate the USA.
    In the meantime; “Oh Canada, our home and native land..,”

  • @hazel8882
    @hazel8882 Год назад +5

    No lies were told in this video!

  • @Dr_1212
    @Dr_1212 Год назад +4

    Miss Trev
    RIP all lives lost on 9 11

  • @sheldzeeking640
    @sheldzeeking640 Год назад

    WHYYYY did he have to play Gangnam Style 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Год назад +2

      So that it will haunt your dreams. Then after you abruptly wake up in a cold sweat and look at your closet... it swings open with GANGNAM STYLE!

    • @jamesarnette1394
      @jamesarnette1394 Год назад +2

      What other style is there?

    • @sheldzeeking640
      @sheldzeeking640 Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nas10iris
    @nas10iris Год назад +7

    I miss late night shows.

  • @OnyxLee
    @OnyxLee Год назад +6

    When will the writers come back? I miss them so much!

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. Год назад

      When Camela🐫 can say a sentence without sounding like an idiot.
      Looks like we will be waiting a loooong while😅😅

    • @JP-lu9ed
      @JP-lu9ed Год назад +3

      The studios have the money and are not talking with them -- just waiting them out because the writers don’t have money and the studio people do. It’s sad.

  • @thisisyaw7130
    @thisisyaw7130 Год назад

    the Ghana and Nigerian beef is all but Jollof rice (Ghana is naturally the winner of course)😂😁

  • @DanaGoldbergMD
    @DanaGoldbergMD 3 месяца назад +1

    The “how to be a journalist” piece was a funny yet sad insight into nepotism.

  • @OlsenOfficial
    @OlsenOfficial Год назад

    So true. I'm Brazilian and i love Canada and the Canadians lol.

  • @kismypencek6185
    @kismypencek6185 Год назад

    I will show this at my private scool that takes vouchers....

  • @demonhunter5520
    @demonhunter5520 10 месяцев назад

    @6:30
    Oh that explains it! My Korean mother, who grew up during the dictatorships, loves Michael Jackson and Madonna.

  • @samgoldfish4806
    @samgoldfish4806 9 месяцев назад

    just great...u guys really are the best...thanks

  • @elifan06
    @elifan06 Год назад +4

    You forgot the Sweden/Denmark beef (however, that's more of a meme beef)

  • @gundleyG
    @gundleyG Год назад

    Will there ever be new episodes?

  • @amphetamean66X
    @amphetamean66X Год назад +2

    Anyone notice Latin America wasn’t on this. We got minor beef but truth be told. We usually like each other. Take notes the rest of the world.

    • @lesfleurs9781
      @lesfleurs9781 Год назад

      I wouldn’t say that about Argentina. They even refuse to learn English

  • @nelsonaguiar4361
    @nelsonaguiar4361 Год назад

    Je me souviens, i hope!😂😂😂

  • @jimmysnowmanthe7003
    @jimmysnowmanthe7003 Год назад

    realest DS in a while

  • @aandreiws2
    @aandreiws2 Год назад +3

    Hungarians and Romanians. Roma is an ethnic group (gipsies) originating from India. They used to be mostly nomadic, but they're spread all over Europe and beyond.

    • @QuAntique
      @QuAntique Год назад

      You need to forgive him since he is black and not any kind of American but north American 😂😂😂

  • @bravocharlie639
    @bravocharlie639 Год назад +2

    Except for Greece, those that "hate each other" here -> 0:53 were all part of the Ottoman Empire. But then? England (and Germany) needed "petrol" so? World War 1.

  • @anthonydixon4636
    @anthonydixon4636 Год назад +1

    The journalist segment messed me up