This guy gets it! The people have spoken and they want more Goner Nuggets! Prime skeleboys and marinated morsels keelhauled by the galleys and gulls and ghouls.
Here's A Goner Nuggets Commercial But As A Thanksgiving Special! I Actually Used A AI To Write It For Me! I Hope You'll See It To Actually Create A Thanksgiving Special For Goner Nuggets! Take A Look! & I Can Wait To See How You'll Think Of It! [Upbeat music playing in the background] [Scene opens with a deserted island and a crew of skeletal pirates, the Goner Pirates] Narrator: Ahoy, mateys! The Goner Pirates have landed on Turk Island, where an unexpected adventure awaits! [The pirates are seen examining their map with excitement] Narrator: Little did they know, this island held a delicious secret. [The pirates are shown following a trail through the jungle, led by the Turk Clan] Narrator: The Turk Clan, a tribe of skeletal Indians, welcomed the pirates with open arms. [The pirates are seen interacting with the Turk Clan, sharing laughter and enjoying a hearty feast] Narrator: And to everyone's surprise, the Turk Clan introduced the Goner Pirates to a new culinary delight. [The pirates are presented with a plate of sizzling hot Turkey Goner Nuggets] Narrator: Behold, the Turkey Goner Nuggets! Nuggets as tasty as their own Goner Nuggets, but these ones taste just like Thanksgiving turkey! [The pirates are shown feasting on the mouthwatering Turkey Goner Nuggets] Narrator: Each bite is a sensational journey, taking your taste buds on a swashbuckling adventure. [Close-up shots of the pirates savoring the delicious Turkey Goner Nuggets] Narrator: Tender, juicy, and infused with the flavors of Thanksgiving, these nuggets are a true feast in every bite. [The pirates, filled with joy, raise their Turkey Goner Nuggets in a toast] Pirates: To the Turk Clan and their amazing Turkey Goner Nuggets! Narrator: This Thanksgiving, join the Goner Pirates as they embark on a taste bud voyage like no other! [Scene transitions to a Thanksgiving dinner table adorned with Turkey Goner Nuggets] Narrator: Gather your loved ones, bring your appetite, and indulge in the Goner Nuggets Thanksgiving Special! [Text appears on the screen: "Goner Nuggets Thanksgiving Special: Limited Time Offer] Narrator: But hurry, mateys, this special won't last forever. Get your hands on these delectable Turkey Goner Nuggets before they set sail! [Scene ends with the pirates and the Turk Clan happily feasting together] Narrator: Goner Nuggets presents the taste of adventure, the taste of turkey, the taste of Thanksgiving-Turkey Goner Nuggets! [Fade out with the Goner Nuggets logo and tagline: "Satisfy your cravings, with a twist!"]
The backstory of Goner Nuggets: Once in 16th century, a band of pirates known as the Goners discovered a treasure map. When they found the X, they found a treasure more valuable than jewels: Ther recipe for the most crispy and juicy nuggets the world has ever known. Taking their booty in hand, they went on an adventure that took them around the world to collect all the ingredients. However, the evil Queen Anne who has been searching for the recipe had discovered the Goners had it on them and thought of a wicked trap. She set out former Goner now traitor Captain Finsworth to introduce a variety of dipping sauces, all delicious and mouth-watering, and gave them to the Goners as gifts. But the gift was really a curse as the Goners were soon fighting for which one was the best flavor. The strife had caused them to split into their own factions. This division was the perfect opportunity to destroy the Goners as Finsworth sent out his army to destroy them all. The Goners were all killed but thanks to the magic of the World's Greatest Nuggets, the Goners rose from the dead. Now, nothing more than a skeleton crew, the Goners are now at an all-out war that has lasted for centuries right down to the current day to see which one has the best flavor: Tangy Barbecue, smooth and rich in flavor, Mellow Ranch, as cool as a salty breeze, Hot and Spicy Cajun, so hot that boils the seven seas, and many more wonderful flavors available at your local grocery store. Can the Goners put aside their differences and work together to put a stop to Captain Finsworth and the evil Queen Anne who set out to destroy the World's Greatest Nuggets and force the children of the world to eat nothing but Cabbages? Goner Nuggets: Adventure never tasted this good!™
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From an AI joke commercial to a chicken nugget version of One Piece. Goner Nuggets have come a long way.
Okay, but steampunk post-apocalyptic skeletal pirates fighting over fast food would make a *dope* video game I’d play the hell out of.
We should just let AI do commercials from now on.
Honestly this is better than any actual commercial for anything I've seen.
[Cpt. Finsworth] leading [The evil Goner minions] VS. [Cpt. Crisp] leading [the Golders] a.k.a. [the Golden Goner Nuggets]
MMM. YEAH.
This guy gets it! The people have spoken and they want more Goner Nuggets! Prime skeleboys and marinated morsels keelhauled by the galleys and gulls and ghouls.
Captain Finsworth, leader of the Evil Goners and arch-enemy of Captain Crisp!
I’m absolutely buying a shirt
Lmao why did the pirates suddenly had speedboats 😂
Here's A Goner Nuggets Commercial But As A Thanksgiving Special! I Actually Used A AI To Write It For Me! I Hope You'll See It To Actually Create A Thanksgiving Special For Goner Nuggets! Take A Look! & I Can Wait To See How You'll Think Of It!
[Upbeat music playing in the background]
[Scene opens with a deserted island and a crew of skeletal pirates, the Goner Pirates]
Narrator: Ahoy, mateys! The Goner Pirates have landed on Turk Island, where an unexpected adventure awaits!
[The pirates are seen examining their map with excitement]
Narrator: Little did they know, this island held a delicious secret.
[The pirates are shown following a trail through the jungle, led by the Turk Clan]
Narrator: The Turk Clan, a tribe of skeletal Indians, welcomed the pirates with open arms.
[The pirates are seen interacting with the Turk Clan, sharing laughter and enjoying a hearty feast]
Narrator: And to everyone's surprise, the Turk Clan introduced the Goner Pirates to a new culinary delight.
[The pirates are presented with a plate of sizzling hot Turkey Goner Nuggets]
Narrator: Behold, the Turkey Goner Nuggets! Nuggets as tasty as their own Goner Nuggets, but these ones taste just like Thanksgiving turkey!
[The pirates are shown feasting on the mouthwatering Turkey Goner Nuggets]
Narrator: Each bite is a sensational journey, taking your taste buds on a swashbuckling adventure.
[Close-up shots of the pirates savoring the delicious Turkey Goner Nuggets]
Narrator: Tender, juicy, and infused with the flavors of Thanksgiving, these nuggets are a true feast in every bite.
[The pirates, filled with joy, raise their Turkey Goner Nuggets in a toast]
Pirates: To the Turk Clan and their amazing Turkey Goner Nuggets!
Narrator: This Thanksgiving, join the Goner Pirates as they embark on a taste bud voyage like no other!
[Scene transitions to a Thanksgiving dinner table adorned with Turkey Goner Nuggets]
Narrator: Gather your loved ones, bring your appetite, and indulge in the Goner Nuggets Thanksgiving Special!
[Text appears on the screen: "Goner Nuggets Thanksgiving Special: Limited Time Offer]
Narrator: But hurry, mateys, this special won't last forever. Get your hands on these delectable Turkey Goner Nuggets before they set sail!
[Scene ends with the pirates and the Turk Clan happily feasting together]
Narrator: Goner Nuggets presents the taste of adventure, the taste of turkey, the taste of Thanksgiving-Turkey Goner Nuggets!
[Fade out with the Goner Nuggets logo and tagline: "Satisfy your cravings, with a twist!"]
Why is this so interesting lol 😮goner nuggets ..so random but fire 🔥
Goner nuggets kind of had a sophomore year but this latest sequel is fire!
The Lore of Goner nuggets keeps coming, The Adventure of the Goners is an exciting one.
LOOOOOOOOORE
cpt Chris is packing heat!
Pirate skeletons fighting over chicken nuggets. A'ight.
Goner nuggets mad max.
The series continues.....
Totally rad!!
Hmm, yeah.
I need more
Do more
Look dude you need to copyright this asap and start your own pirate themed chicken nugget restaurant.
Are the Goners both the heroes and the bad guys?
Everything is Goner
The backstory of Goner Nuggets:
Once in 16th century, a band of pirates known as the Goners discovered a treasure map. When they found the X, they found a treasure more valuable than jewels: Ther recipe for the most crispy and juicy nuggets the world has ever known. Taking their booty in hand, they went on an adventure that took them around the world to collect all the ingredients. However, the evil Queen Anne who has been searching for the recipe had discovered the Goners had it on them and thought of a wicked trap. She set out former Goner now traitor Captain Finsworth to introduce a variety of dipping sauces, all delicious and mouth-watering, and gave them to the Goners as gifts. But the gift was really a curse as the Goners were soon fighting for which one was the best flavor. The strife had caused them to split into their own factions. This division was the perfect opportunity to destroy the Goners as Finsworth sent out his army to destroy them all. The Goners were all killed but thanks to the magic of the World's Greatest Nuggets, the Goners rose from the dead. Now, nothing more than a skeleton crew, the Goners are now at an all-out war that has lasted for centuries right down to the current day to see which one has the best flavor: Tangy Barbecue, smooth and rich in flavor, Mellow Ranch, as cool as a salty breeze, Hot and Spicy Cajun, so hot that boils the seven seas, and many more wonderful flavors available at your local grocery store. Can the Goners put aside their differences and work together to put a stop to Captain Finsworth and the evil Queen Anne who set out to destroy the World's Greatest Nuggets and force the children of the world to eat nothing but Cabbages?
Goner Nuggets: Adventure never tasted this good!™
They are but victims, hopelessly addicted to the taste of adventure