@FaggotSlayer lmao, for future reference kid there's a point where it becomes clear you're trying way too hard with the insults and just make yourself look ridiculous. The best ones are simple and to the point. Thanks for playing though.
I had a professor who was a cop in the 50’s, before they did background checks. He told us a story about a guy who made it through the first few days of the police academy and then just stopped showing up. The department called his family who told them that the guy had been in a psyche hospital for a month and was able to get enough day passes to get hired and start the academy but that he wouldn’t be allowed to leave again for awhile. Not too long after that the department started doing psyche checks as part of the hiring process.
Considering the police don't just go immediately into solo patrol it saves money to just hire them and conduct the observances during duty. I don't think you get to be the driver of a patrol car for 3 years or something like that. To say "police hire without background checks" makes the average kid think they have police that are untrained and are running wild. Last night over 30 police were injured in PA due to the police doing their job and kids forming a mob and rioting due to not understanding it all.
When my grandfather joined the Charleston SC Police right after WW2, this was about the extent of the training. "Oh you were a GI? Do alot of shooting and been shot at? You'll be fine then"
@@elroma7712 According to Wikipedia: "G.I. are initials used to describe the soldiers of the United States Army and airmen of the United States Air Forces and also for general items of their equipment.The term G.I. has been used as an initialism of "Government Issue", "General Issue", or "Ground Infantry", but it originally referred to "galvanized iron", as used by the logistics services of the United States Armed Forces."
My dad worked as an instructor at the academy and and a lot of the trainees who were the biggest problem were military veterans because you have to get them to unlearn a lot of their training and get it through their heads that being a soldier and being a cop are two different things.
I went to school with someone who had "Law" for a last name. One of the only people I knew who had a catchphrase; "I am the Law." Last I heard, he was in court for assaulting a suspect after they already had him in custody. His uncle was the police chief so he probably got a bonus, or something. Out of curiosity, I looked him up on facebook and his profile pic was an illustration of a middle finger, with the phrase, "I am the law". I stopped being curious
@@MercenaryTau ...Wow that is crazy lol. I am curious how long he is going to keep up with the I Am the Law nonsense though... Hope he realizes over time how cringe that is and delusional
When I considered a stint in the Army, I stopped by a recruitment office - and was told it was easier to do the paperwork with a couple other guys he had got interested in the Army. A week later or so the recruiter picked me and two other recruits up in his government car. The recruiter was going to take us to their office to sign papers. On the way over the recruiter was gonna buy donuts for us and went into a convenience store. While he was in the store, my two fellow potential recruits were discussing the best way to hotwire this particular model of Chevrolet Impala, and debating which year was easier to steal, also how to best cover up a piss test, as they’d been high very recently. The donuts were fine and I declined to sign the papers.
well a lot of the writers from the early seasons have long since left, for example conan o'brien was a writer for the simpsons in their earliest seasons and we all know where his career went.
@@valdie91285 I think we're all supposed to cry, break into a group hug and realise how wrong we've all been. Then decide as a society to do better. By that I mean riot.
@@worldcomicsreview354 naw we are supposed to let the cops beat the shit out of peaceful protesters and then believe the word of those same cops using the "roiting" exscuse
I'm pretty sure he did the more prominent audience voice complaining about the taxes in The PTA Disbands as well. That is probably his finest work to be honest.
This episode came out in 1995, almost 30 years ago and between the incompetent nature of the police and the instability of recruits this is increbly ahead of its time.
"When do we get the freaking guns?" That's what I always ask when I'm playing a survival horror game where you start off with an ineffective pea shooter.
Unrealistic by today’s standards, they’d give him a gun and shield him from any and all consequences unless riots happened and even then he’d have defenders saying he is being unfairly prosecuted.
Professor Oak: To become a Pokemon Master, you must collect all badges. Pokemon Trainer: Forget about the badges, when do we get the guns?! Professor Oak: Wrong world Pal.
Getting Ammo is hard, Almost all of it is gone fighting zombies so you either find one box in lockers, Cupboards or selvage the remaining ammo from dead people unless you know the code to the police gunvault 😏
@@valdie91285 pathetic how you've gone to dozens of posts to reply with your half sentence hissy fits. Do you really have so little to do in the real world that you spend all your time going to simpsons comment sections to act like a little brat? I'd pity you, but it would be the same thing as pitying roadkill- too little too late.
I mean this obviously isn't accurate and exaggerated greatly but cops could probably use more training with the dumb stuff I see them doing at time. Altho on the other hand sometimes people will get angry cops shot someone who was shooting at them, that's also dumb.
Sometimes the Simpsons make up these based ass characters and they only use them once. This guy could of been one of Snake’s jail buddies or he could of been Skinner’s cousin. They need to bring this character back.
Now it takes like 4 months. Always thought it was odd since they have people's lives in their hands. I had 5 years of apprenticeship training to be an electrician with minimum 40 hours a week of working and at least 6 hours of classes in addition to studying an talking a half dozen other tests for certification and safety.
All this time and I never caught on that he was saying "rules". Every time I listened to this, I thought he was saying his name, and that it was 'Rivels'.
They used to always cut this from the "solid weekend of training" line on British & Irish TV. Then one day for whatever reason they left it in. I was like "Wait, that's not normally there..."
This dude isn't even wearing the training tee, lol.
Is it just me or are his clothes almost exactly the same as the prison uniform that inmates wore in The Shawshank Redemption?
@@robertwinslade3104 exactly. they went for it on every level. no name, prison costume, erratic physical behavior, antisocial personality
@@robertwinslade3104 Wow, I didn't realize that.
I watched this many time and never noticed that
Forget about the clothes, when does he get the freaking guns?!?!?
He left so fast that he wasn't able to hear that he was hired.
@FaggotSlayer Oooh, edgy name
@FaggotSlayer yes
@FaggotSlayer haha cops not bad
@FaggotSlayer ah, a boot connoisseur. What's your favorite flavor?
@FaggotSlayer lmao, for future reference kid there's a point where it becomes clear you're trying way too hard with the insults and just make yourself look ridiculous. The best ones are simple and to the point. Thanks for playing though.
This is probably one of the few time where Wiggum didn’t screw up.
I mean, he *did* kind of imply that if the guy had just told him his name he would have given him a gun.
Just barely.
@@limeadeislife Yeah but he didn't so he knew better than that..
@@limeadeislifecome on man can’t you give him a little credit? He never wins.
The last case he got to the bottom of was a case of Mallomars.
I had a professor who was a cop in the 50’s, before they did background checks. He told us a story about a guy who made it through the first few days of the police academy and then just stopped showing up. The department called his family who told them that the guy had been in a psyche hospital for a month and was able to get enough day passes to get hired and start the academy but that he wouldn’t be allowed to leave again for awhile.
Not too long after that the department started doing psyche checks as part of the hiring process.
He went on to become Henry Kissinger
@Ed Smythee He is approximately 302 years of age
@Ed Smythee College professors generally aren't young people.
Considering the police don't just go immediately into solo patrol it saves money to just hire them and conduct the observances during duty. I don't think you get to be the driver of a patrol car for 3 years or something like that. To say "police hire without background checks" makes the average kid think they have police that are untrained and are running wild. Last night over 30 police were injured in PA due to the police doing their job and kids forming a mob and rioting due to not understanding it all.
@@viasevenvai maybe there should be a more concerted effort to implement de-escalation training
FORGET ABOUT THE ELECTIVES WHEN DO WE GET THE FREAKING DEGREE!?
Hey I told you you don’t get you’re degree until you tell me you’re name lol
@@kkeller968 I'VE HAD UP TO HERE WITH YOUR "EARN YOUR DEGREE!"
@@kkeller968 I’ve had it up to here with your “EDUCATION” !!!!
Electives suck
@@kkeller968 For once the *you're is used correctly here
No one talking about Marge completely spaced out with her eyes in different directions haha
I think she's frightened.
And the derp face 0:14
She was standing at attention, in formation.
@Aly Cat Archives Cross-eyed?
lol i didn't even notice that. I reminds me of the characters before Simpsons i.pinimg.com/originals/36/8c/37/368c37a19a4e5cd8962a6d05476fbf54.jpg
"It takes one solid weekend of training to get the badge"
Sounds like today's police departments.
Forget about the badge, WHEN DO WE GET THE FREAKING GUNS!!!!!!?
@@alejandroarroyo5124 Hey, I told you: You don't get your gun until you tell me your name.
@@xYouthAttackx that's p much how it's always been
Idk about the USA, but that's 100% accurate to my country XD
"I've Had It Up To Here With Your Rules" was his name.
Maybe he knows "Just stamp the ticket"
"I've Had It Up To Here With These Rickets" is is his cousin.
His father's name is "Who" and he played first base on a Baseball team.
Ivan Hal Otto Earnest Yohrouelles
that is the worst name I've ever heard;
When my grandfather joined the Charleston SC Police right after WW2, this was about the extent of the training. "Oh you were a GI? Do alot of shooting and been shot at? You'll be fine then"
Can I ask you a question I'm kinda curious. What does GI stand for? General Infanterymen?
@@elroma7712 According to Wikipedia: "G.I. are initials used to describe the soldiers of the United States Army and airmen of the United States Air Forces and also for general items of their equipment.The term G.I. has been used as an initialism of "Government Issue", "General Issue", or "Ground Infantry", but it originally referred to "galvanized iron", as used by the logistics services of the United States Armed Forces."
@@elroma7712 "Government Issue" most US soldiers go by that monacre. Thus tge average WW2 soldier got the nickname "GI Joe"
My dad worked as an instructor at the academy and and a lot of the trainees who were the biggest problem were military veterans because you have to get them to unlearn a lot of their training and get it through their heads that being a soldier and being a cop are two different things.
@@AnEnemySpy456 I wonder how many have some sort of PTSD that maybe giving them a gun with authority isn't a terrific idea.
"WHEN DO WE GET THE FREAKIN GUNS!"
mrFalloutFan95 Hey, I told you, YOU don’t get your gun until you tell me your name!
Harrison Edgar I’ve had it up to here with your ‘rules’
Imagine him and Winnipeg dad in the same scene.
@@SmrtPhonRtistCF Plot twist: they're brothers
@@DrRankplot twist: you're still not funny
The most underrated Simpsons character.
Please tell me this guy has shown up more than once and link me to the clip.
You forgot about graggle
“It takes a solid weekend of training”
I'm surprised that Chief Wiggum was competent enough to demand a name
Back in high school, the psychos and delinquents I knew back then either enrolled in police Academy or join the army.
I went to school with someone who had "Law" for a last name. One of the only people I knew who had a catchphrase; "I am the Law." Last I heard, he was in court for assaulting a suspect after they already had him in custody. His uncle was the police chief so he probably got a bonus, or something. Out of curiosity, I looked him up on facebook and his profile pic was an illustration of a middle finger, with the phrase, "I am the law". I stopped being curious
@@MercenaryTau ...Wow that is crazy lol. I am curious how long he is going to keep up with the I Am the Law nonsense though... Hope he realizes over time how cringe that is and delusional
The people who want to do do awful and those who don't want to do do awesome
When I considered a stint in the Army, I stopped by a recruitment office - and was told it was easier to do the paperwork with a couple other guys he had got interested in the Army. A week later or so the recruiter picked me and two other recruits up in his government car.
The recruiter was going to take us to their office to sign papers. On the way over the recruiter was gonna buy donuts for us and went into a convenience store. While he was in the store, my two fellow potential recruits were discussing the best way to hotwire this particular model of Chevrolet Impala, and debating which year was easier to steal, also how to best cover up a piss test, as they’d been high very recently.
The donuts were fine and I declined to sign the papers.
@Percival Fletcher hey the police system is much better than people give it credit for
0:13 The eye and mouth twitch always makes me lost it in this scene.
Why is classic Simpsons so much more quotable than modern shows?
well a lot of the writers from the early seasons have long since left, for example conan o'brien was a writer for the simpsons in their earliest seasons and we all know where his career went.
'Cause they're old enough to be classic
because they used to care
Smarter audience back then
Bazinga
Laugh track
"It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge" barely even registers as a joke anymore. It just sounds true
It apparently takes longer to become a barber than a police officer so it might as well be true
@@PipeGuy64Bit you're significantly more likely to severely injure someone who doesn't deserve it as a barber
*I've had it up to HERE with your -- "RUW-WALS"*
most accurate depiction of American law enforcement ever depicted
I swear half the comments on this video were written by a chat GPT bot
not really, ChatGPT never was in a position of being given a ticket or arrested not due to breaking the law but due to the copper feeling like it :))
no it's not. if it was accurate, that guy would've been hired on the spot.
It’s awful how well this clip aged
I'm sure that's supposed to be edgy?
@@valdie91285 I think we're all supposed to cry, break into a group hug and realise how wrong we've all been. Then decide as a society to do better. By that I mean riot.
@@worldcomicsreview354 naw we are supposed to let the cops beat the shit out of peaceful protesters and then believe the word of those same cops using the "roiting" exscuse
@@Storm-jn5ct "peaceful"
@@skittlesindadum1625 they overwhelmingly peaceful. Fact.
And to this day we still don't know if he ever got his freaking gun
Or told them his name. XD
No, he just walked into a Cabela's and bought 10 instead.
This might have been Wiggums only good choice...although it seems like he would have given the guy the gun if he just said his name lol
He'll be back. They always come back in the end.
Man, he would've made a damn good cop. Exactly what the force is looking for. Damn shame, Frank. Damn shame.
he then went and joined ICE
The only difference IRL is that they let the shouty man stay and give him the gun at the end.
not just that he would be made captain on the spot.
The eye twitches are great...
Probably the best 10 seconds Dan Castelleneta recorded lol(thats the voice of Homer)
"thats the voice of Homer" Well duh.
I'm pretty sure he did the more prominent audience voice complaining about the taxes in The PTA Disbands as well. That is probably his finest work to be honest.
I can hear him slipping into his Krusty voice when he says 'badge'.
@Jagar Tharn Since when? I thought he only did Lisa
Telling Simpsons fans that Dan Castelleneta voiced Homer is like telling people you'll get wet if you go out in the rain
In real life, he would had been accepted as a police officer
He would have to give them his name first.
Reflects today nicely.
Godammit, Matt.
Simpsons McZilla
+DarknessViper99 He's a box filled with Simpsons quotes.
This is a play on Eugene Tackleberry from Police Academy. He actually says a slight variation of this line when he arrives to enrol.
that's cool, I didn't know that; saw all the PA movies
Jesus Christ this hits different in 2020.
Why?
@@tacticalcrusader3709 have you watched the news at all?
@@hardnewstakenharder No i don't watch lamestream propaganda. That's probably your problem.
@@tacticalcrusader3709 Oh, so you just ask random people on the internet for information instead?
@@tacticalcrusader3709 The irony is that the source from which you get your “news” is probably nothing but brainwashing propaganda 🤣
I always thought this was a parody of the guy from Police Academy
“What about guns, when do we get guns?” 😂
Tackleberry? Same here.
Don't worry, he'll just go join the LAPD.
Wow, so edgy
@@valdie91285 Wow, you're annoying
@@samuraidragon16 well, anyone can be annoying. But this guy is edgy.
@@valdie91285 edgy isn't an insult
@悪Aiiko prove it
This episode came out in 1995, almost 30 years ago and between the incompetent nature of the police and the instability of recruits this is increbly ahead of its time.
No the police always sucked lol
Because nothing has changed
2020 cops be like
Not really, dweeb
@@valdie91285 Nah, really.
@@craniifer Same. Piss off cop humper
@@valdie91285 yeah because 2020 is a great year for cops.
And 2019 cops, and 2018 cops, and 1965 cops, and
He seams sane enough to be a cop.
By the state's standards, sure.
@@1227CGanimated ...That's the joke.
@@yoshimasterleader chill
Why do people hate cops so much
@340bärgarN no they don’t
This clip lives rent free in my head.
wiggums probaly just saved the lives of several innocent people........and he did it entirely by accident.
4 solid jokes in the space of 20 seconds. early Simpsons is simply unrivalled.
Wow, US cops were much stricter back in the day.
Actual American police training.
Everyone keeps talking about how Marge’s eyes look. All the characters eyes seem to be cross eyed at times especially in the earlier seasons
this is some damn good voice acting
"When do we get the freaking guns?"
That's what I always ask when I'm playing a survival horror game where you start off with an ineffective pea shooter.
"I don't wanna hear it, player! Th-that *CANNON* o'yours is against the tutorial! In this game, we do things by the book!"
@@artfulanders8449 Bye, book! 💥
Rue-walls!
Yeah... Maybe don't give him a gun.
At least not until he tells us his name.
Anomalous IVE HAD IT UP TA HERE WITH YOUR “RULES”!!!!!
Unrealistic by today’s standards, they’d give him a gun and shield him from any and all consequences unless riots happened and even then he’d have defenders saying he is being unfairly prosecuted.
@Mr. Man I mean, they do killology over at Iowa, pretty sure there are some departments that are very welcoming of sociopaths
@Mr. Man Derek Chauvin
What strikes me about classic Simpsons writing is clips of about 30 seconds have multiple hilarious lines/moments in them. Untouchable at its best.
One of my favourite simpsons clips 😂😂😂
dang, this test is harder than the one in real life, that guy would've been a cop for sure, and ended up on audit the audit!
ROO-RULES
0:09 - 0:16
Me as soon as I push "start new game" in PalWorld
Professor Oak: To become a Pokemon Master, you must collect all badges.
Pokemon Trainer: Forget about the badges, when do we get the guns?!
Professor Oak: Wrong world Pal.
2020 in US be like: how could this happen?
Me playing Resident Evil 2 as Leon be like:
00:09
Getting Ammo is hard, Almost all of it is gone fighting zombies so you either find one box in lockers, Cupboards or selvage the remaining ammo from dead people unless you know the code to the police gunvault 😏
"Until you tell me your name" hahaha
This is literal gun nuts.. That don't want regulated gun ownership..
They predicted trump supporters too.
Inaccurate: he would have been promoted on the spot.
Wow, so deep
@@valdie91285 pathetic how you've gone to dozens of posts to reply with your half sentence hissy fits. Do you really have so little to do in the real world that you spend all your time going to simpsons comment sections to act like a little brat? I'd pity you, but it would be the same thing as pitying roadkill- too little too late.
@@0BucketMask0 you think he'll answer? The guy can barely write in English. He most definitely doesn't have the brains to defend his points
@@valdie91285 is a spam bot!!
How did Wiggum not know his name - is there no application required to become a cop? There was only 5 of them.
still say “ive had it up 2 here with ur RULES” whenever sumone tells me i shouldnt do sumthin lol to this day!
Wiggum actually did an ok job of handling the guy.
Low standards though
EA about Mirror's Edge Catalyst.
Jackson Myers I agree
I get the strange feeling that he's upset about something.
Something about rU les
That's pretty much the modern day cop now
to this day this is still something that speaks
That guy is so intense, I think he might be related to Leopold.
Why are The Simpsons so damn accurate??
Because anything less would be disingenuous?
Because it's a reflection of the time when the jokes were written, and the situations they were parodying haven't changed much.
@@Enragedlime Yeah, this whole scene could just be names "Murica"
I mean this obviously isn't accurate and exaggerated greatly but cops could probably use more training with the dumb stuff I see them doing at time.
Altho on the other hand sometimes people will get angry cops shot someone who was shooting at them, that's also dumb.
Ask Fox Network
Sometimes the Simpsons make up these based ass characters and they only use them once.
This guy could of been one of Snake’s jail buddies or he could of been Skinner’s cousin.
They need to bring this character back.
Let's be honest, we all know this kind of guy
If you're American yeah
@@Tom-bn6pr Only In America
Fairly certain that was an escaped convict
Is America, just go to a Walmart and buy one.
It's not the gun they're after, it's the qualified immunity
Dude looks like Tim McVeigh
Now it takes like 4 months. Always thought it was odd since they have people's lives in their hands. I had 5 years of apprenticeship training to be an electrician with minimum 40 hours a week of working and at least 6 hours of classes in addition to studying an talking a half dozen other tests for certification and safety.
This is easily the greatest 21 seconds in the history of comedy!
I like how "rules" is almost three syllables coming from him
The second greatest random character of all time.
There’s always that one guy at Basic.
1 solid week of training
Weekend
0:00 the guy on the left looks like my best attempt at drawing Homer 🙈
or Bart
That’s definitely someone who shouldn’t have a gun! 😂
That trainee went on to get immediately hired at the Minneapolis PD.
All this time and I never caught on that he was saying "rules".
Every time I listened to this, I thought he was saying his name, and that it was 'Rivels'.
They used to always cut this from the "solid weekend of training" line on British & Irish TV.
Then one day for whatever reason they left it in. I was like "Wait, that's not normally there..."
Least gun-mad American
I relate to this guy everytime I can't skip a game's tutorial
Applying for an American Visa be like...
It was the perfect plan, but it just had one flaw...
Came back to this recently for.. reasons
Undoubtedly the best line of the Simpsons
Me at the beginning of a video game lol
Sounds like most cops these days 9_9
Marges eyes at 0:13, she's like an squeezy anti-stress toy XD
iconic
Honestly, this is more than I expect from real life cops.
Awesome. Love classic Simpsons. This might be my favorite bit. I know I have recited it plenty of times.
My favorite line is "I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid".
classic republican moderate
Charles Langley and Philip brailsford
This had better be wardrobe, and it had better be good news!
Another crime halted by the chief, flawless record this guy
This became strangely relevant
Umm...it was relevant at the time too...that's why it was made