Chris D'Elia Reacts to the Albuquerque News Segment About His Tweet
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- Chris made a joke on Twitter about how horrible Albuquerque is. The local news there made a whole segment about it. Watch Chris attempt to break down the segment, while also trying to stay sane in the midst of computer problems.
Clip from: Conchichi Monkeys (115) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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Comedian Chris D'Elia (Incorrigible, Man on Fire) goes on tangent after tangent every week about what's going on, alone in his house.
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The fact it made the news proves your point. There isn’t a god damn thing going on in that city.
And the chick was live at a place that no one else is at lol. Like, live at the theater a week after the show. Just chillin' on the front lawn.
Except for the shot child
I live in Albuquerque it's a really bad city there's a lot of drugs gangs and adults here are so out if tune the teens here are wild
Adrian Dominguez that’s crazy
Lmao, the city is wild, theres alot of shit that goes down there. Nothing good but theres alot of crazy shit going on
I've never seen someone so pissed they get excited 😂😂😂😂
Have you ever seen someone snort cocaine?
Mood.
Love it #bapkins
The fact that they had someone on the scene killed me
dead
"We're here in Albuquerque, where according to ticket sales..."
IM PISSED BABY! WOOOOOW!
1am and my roomates hate me because I've not laughed harder all week
I love when he does that lol
dreamisolympia88 It’s one of my favorite things when he does that lol
(I had to edit bc I somehow had a typo when I typed ‘when’)
i fucking lost it
Honestly ive never seen someone turn rage into sardonic joy before and next time im pissed you bet im going to try it on
“Our next story, a child has been shot...” 😂 so ironic. You deserve a sub
Let me guess which segment has more time devoted to it..
That was a real life punchline lol
The “Parts Plus Auto Parts” part had my dead 😂
randalloid3 ya me too i was crying
"That'll be parts.50 please" 😆😆😆👍
@@FishAreFriendsNotFood that shit sent me
In tears, his news impersonation with the voices and camera was on point lmaooo
that's the funniest shit
Marc D was the
LMAO funny af! This was awesome 😀
oh you haven’t ever seen talent
ok 👍
he's got the broadcast voice thing down pretty well, love when he mimics baseball commentary LOL
Video: *breaks every time Chris pauses*
Chris: *pauses video*
Video: *breaks*
Chris: *surprised Pikachu*
One of Albuquerque’s own, slain 😂😂😂
No mater what Chris says or does I will always stick up for this dude he speaks the damn truth
TheDagman17 except for the fact that they didn't name the theater after Chrmotherapy.... They named it Kimo Theater and it was opened in 1927, far before chemotherapy ever existed.
When Chris argues his point, he's very confident in what he is saying. But not everything he says is fair or true.
@@TopSoulMan lmao how fucking devoid of humor do you have to be to actually write this comment
Think this dude doesn’t like puns cause his name is “cox” , understandable lol
@@dtxa7x Of course I do :P My point was that the original commenter said "I will always stick up for this dude he speaks the damn truth" when it's obvious Chris is being satirical.
We shouldn't accept what he says as truth because it's obvious humor.
@@nuurahk83 My point was that the original commenter said "I will always stick up for this dude he speaks the damn truth" when it's obvious Chris is being satirical.
We shouldn't accept what he says as truth because it's obvious humor.
"where you playin?"
"the cancerdome"
The rant after the computer crashed was the greatest thing ever…I could’ve watched that for 8:46 more minutes!!
_Albuquerque has been a punching bag for a few celebrities.._
"hey cancer, ahh cool let's rock out"
Hahaaaaa
Hahaha I laughed my ass off at that
How mad was he when his computer broke. Hilarious.
So glad I found your podcast! --"I'm pissed babae.. WHOO!" LMAO. That's need to be on a loop
I actually try to offend at least 1 person a day!builds character!
I literally had to stop watching/listening to this at work cos I was laughing so hard. Amazing 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard when they had a reporter live from the scene
Rule #1: NEVER apologize!
You should do nothing but troll cities and wrestling fans. LOLZ 😂
"Hey, You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" "18:14"
This comment is underrated lol
Lmao this comment omg yessss
The fucking face he made was hilarious with the noise 🤣
You don't get his comedy, do ya?
I was laughing the whole way through but I completely lost it when they showed the next segment was about a fuking child being shot. I mean get it together 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my god😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My friend from Albuquerque sent me this saying it was hilarious and I agree lmao
Were you 'that friend'..? And you sent that video to yourself because you're that lonely.. Its ok man
I could watch Chris rant about literally anything for the rest of my life and always be entertained.
When he analyzed the reporter on scene I choked laughing. Shit like this is why I love this mf 😂
His rants are just special. I’m so glad someone takes hilarious segments like this from his podcast and posts em cuz I don’t have the patience to sit through every entire podcast of his.
Just fuckin come back man I miss your comedy so much.
Parts parts p..post pardom depression... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG lol
“If you’re going to invent something, make it work” lol
I've legitimately never laughed for 20 minutes straight before 😂😂
Same! 😂😂
Yo I'm from Albuquerque and I love it there but dude yeah
G - your comedy is very comedy
G new mexico is a state sir, mexico has a border between the two, and there theatre is named KIMO because en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/KiMo_Theater don’t be so ignorant
man i was a big fan of you until all the ignorance, like do you’re research 🤦🏽♂️ en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/KiMo_Theater
Hahahha "Albuquerque is obviously in some kind of deficit" got me good.
I think this is the most epic podcast I’ve ever listened to and I’ve listened to a lot of podcasts
I’m sick as a dog right now and I think this cured me lol the panning news footage part followed by the parts plus postpartum depression auto parts just KILLED ME lol I’m literally crying laughing
Hah that’s exactly how I react when something bad happens the way he acted when his computer crashed.
lmao.... he's should probably apologize for that....Chris' face though!!! hahahah
tyranomegosaurus 😂😂😂
Had to come back to this, one of the funniest situations for a comedian to be in, absolute gold lmaoooooo
Your reaction to the ad that played before the video & to the name for the theater "Kimo" are ME
“If you’re going to invent something, make it work” 😂
I was literally crying at the "Parts plus auto parts" part 😂😂😂
I know this comment is two years old, but just watched this and I needed to know someone else cried at this
You talking about the “‘parts plus auto parts” part’ plus auto part?
The fact they spend so much damn time on their little feelings hurt and was their headliner yet the child being shot was an afterthought just proves to me what a crap place it is. And they BETTER have spent more time on the shooting story.
I died at parts plus auto parts
BOOM!! SUBSCRIBED!
Stop hating on white people you fucks
TigerBellyClips nosotros papaya
Bobby lee has a smelly cock region
@@wolferine6466 tell white people to stop doing stupid and aggressive bullshit.
Took ya fuckin long enough gilbert
11:25 -- Actually, the name of the store is "Parts PLUS Plus Auto Parts."
Jon Dunmore Parts PLUS Plus Auto Parts Auto Parts
Why tf did she read that hash tag?? 🤣☠️
I can't
“But once I left the show......where am I??” Lmfao
Crying laughing so hard when computer breaks
I just laughed so hard. “According to ticket sales”
That computer crash definitely made a DENT!!!
His best comedy is when he's pissed
"This is such a news." The way you say things is PRICELESS
15:50 I literally thought that was bill burrs women impression I was hearing
😂 😂 im fucken dying about the post apocalyptic joke haha 😂 fuck!
My favorite part was when that glib random guy says: I think, he should probably apologize. That guy is so defeated inside, he's just happy some news lady is listening to him.
“If you’re gonna invent something, make it work”
My computer is broken! WOOOHOOO!
That broke the camels back XD
LMFAO Chris losing his mind is the funniest god damn thing I've ever seen. I'M PISSED BABY!!!!!
You need to start a go fund me for Albuquerque...
“What is the fucking house that moves?
MOBILE HOME!” 😂
Lol when it cut to you having the computer back. Lost it. Lol
"one of Albuquerque's own slain" fucking made me wake my parents up because I was laughing so hard!!
I love Albuquerque but I definitely feel like it’s one of those places you have to spend time in and be shown around to appreciate. Theres a lot more to see and absorb than just the airport and the poor run down area between that and the tiny theatre you performed . I can understand how you would think it was just a shitty place if that’s all you’ve seen .
I think you’re really funny and it takes a lot to make me laugh. I hope you come back some day and allocate some time to spend here .
Larry Garcia haha, nice subtle dig.
From ABQ, agree with you but still funny, lol
Yeah, Like blue-haired 80 year olds strolling by in a wheel chair.. Chanting, "My body my rights!"
You’re overthinking this dude
It’s hard to make me laugh but you passed the Larry Garcia test of funny.
I laugh at all your jokes except this one because it effects me.
That look u gave after, "he probably should apologize. "💀💀💀😅🤣🤣🤣
@2:28 "Fuck ads on Y......" Reminds me of that 'oh wait I need these' meme 😂
When you wanna rage cause your computer jammin on you TRANSFORM it into laughter, maniacal laughter.
This is gold. Couldn't write that comedy any better.
the newscaster pause bit is so spot on
Hey, at least it spawned Breaking Bad.
The ending is the best part lmao. I was there for 8 hours twice I’m sure it’s fine 😂😂
the way he says "Albuquerque" at 4:16 golden
Chris vs Laptop lmmfao and advertisement commercials and the news lol he's so funny it's ridiculous but it's an acquired humor
"Parts plus post-partum auto parts" lol
"This how much Albuquerque sucks, the website won't even play." Fuckin dead.
I keep rewatching this because its to damn funny. I wish I could be so positive when I got pissed lol! Literally, no one said it was a good city in the interview (besides a drunk chick) haha! PARTS PLUS AUTO PART PARTS ...too many PARTS lol
Moved from Fresno, Ca to Florida by driving, can confirm Albuquerque was by far the shittiest city I step foot in.
Most crime+only hotel that had bedbugs.
The truck depot motel in Alexandria, LA didn't have bed bugs.
Many people in Fresno say to leave as if it's the worst place, but it's only because wealthier, middle-class Clovis people like to compare their small town to one of the largest cities in California. There's worsier environments to grow up in obviously.
16:22 "You know what the good parts of Albuquerque are? ... Los Angeles."
11:49 hits THE spot in my ears 😂😍
"Oh fuck."
"Oh shit."
"Oh my god."
No. No 3 levels of angry surprise for Chris. Just straight into passive aggressive sarcasm. 😂
The best part is they are defending the city at the end with a huge "CHILD SHOT" graphic in the background.
2legit2sh!t I was gonna say this too, MSM in America
My god this was so funny
Yayyyy I thought I was the ONLY ONE who has been shouting out: If you invent something, MAKE IT DO ITS JOB!! 😤👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂
Pretty funny Neil young has a song shitting on Albuquerque
“Well they say, Santa Fe, is less than ninety miles away, and I got time to roll another number and rent a car, oh Albuquerque”
That was some funny shit. My computer is broken! Yes!!! LOL so fucking funny. Albert Kirky broke your computer.
'That pause was so long a fucking baby came out of if' 😂😂
That little computer meltdown!😂
The funny thing is that segment came on before a child getting shot wtf
yeah, we watched the video.
I live 30 mins from a town called Intercourse
Tapiture oh I’ve heard of this place. I couldn’t believe it was real 😂
I think the best part about living in Albuquerque is whenever I go anywhere people think are “dangerous” cities, I just get to tell them, “I’m from Albuquerque, it’s a miracle to make it home from the gas station alive…”
But the mountains are pretty tho.
Oh god if he comes down too Valencia county ever he is going too drop a diss track on it 😂
It is pretty hilarious they did a whole segment on you making one tweet. It should’ve been a 10 second mention at the end
All that student debt just to say “According to ticket sales”? 😂
I can't stop laughing while drunk bro this is so funny thanks for the laughs
You're one of my favorite people that I dont actually know. Good jobs
I'm flabbergasted that this made news. I mean what the f****?
Hahaha i love this guy 😂 i live in Albuquerque and im looking at the shitty art right now 😂 I hate how sensitive everyone is now a days too
"If you're going to invent something, make it work" That whole rant was exactly how some technology makes me feel lol
i almost pissed myself laughing at "that'll be parts 50"
"you make jacksonville look like the inside of a sloshy pussy"
I CAN NOT FUCKING STOP LAUGHING!! 😂
As a New Mexican from Albuquerque this is so funny
Hahaha same man, this shit cracks me up every time
This is my first time watching this it’s hilarious I’m from Albuquerque I just watched Theo von talking about ABQ and the comments brought me here.
ruclips.net/video/YykmxHklZd4/видео.html
“Santa F.. so beautiful, who knew? It’s like heaven”. 😍😍 absolutely agree
yo you had me crying laughing with this 😂😂😂😂😂😂