1- I wake up at 4:58 am with a notification 2- "New in Bite me- Storm of Storm" 3- 2 Min. Later cops show up in my house because of noise complains 4- Show them the video 5- They get deaf 6- Finally, go to prision because I "assaulted an agent"
Why are we still here… Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg, and my arm… and even my fingers… The body I’ve lost… and the comrades I’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there… You feel it too, don’t you? I’m the one who got caught up with Cipher, a group above nations, even the US, and I was the parasite below, feeding off Zero’s power… They came after you in Cyprus, then Afghanistan. Cipher just… keeps growing, swallowing everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now… Boss… I’m gonna make ‘em give back our past… Take back everything that we’ve lost. And I won’t rest… until we do.
Is that a six inch magnum round traveling at canister im only mocking about, the more kruches you have the more it LMG MOUNTED AND fookin laseh canister
just watched through all of these absolute bangers 5 years after release. used to find these so fucking hilarious back in the day. absolute chad of ytp you have my eternal respect mr. Me.
Was that Hoxton in the bottom right at 3:10? Will there be videos of the payday live action trailers/the web series? I'd be a happy canister if that were the case.
You should make a tachanka vid where at the beginning it earrapes him saying "time to get time!" And show a footage of thicc tachanka loading a clock on his dp28
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Alright driver, now what?
Time for some of your famous hot dinners
What do you want?
Dinners. Extra hot.
It'll cost a pinned comment.
Deal.
5/10 not releasing the pigeon
Pigeon machine broke
ZombieStriker Gaming im sick of these fucking hot dinners, mcdrugs
Bite Me ...Understandable, have a nice day.
Not releasing McManus*
slendy pants IM SICK OF YOUR LIP MCMANUS
Rip TheodorroboehT
1889 - 9881
Ernest Chui™ xDDD
*HE WILL BE MISSED*
*Not a kiwi are ya?*
he lived quiet long
Crap oldest man in history
thanks for the fockin ear rape
No problem :D
Bite Me thank you daddy
LMAO
Quiet weakling
BITE ME! WHERE ARE MY DRUGS!? THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DELIVERED BY A CANISTER CARRYING A SIX INCH BLADE!
*sniiiif* I'M SO FUCKING READY! *crashes through roof*
Bandito De Vito took my druggos
GOD.......DAMMIT! I SHOULD GET OUR LORD ON YUR ARSE!
Archduke Black Socks it lost reception
ATHEIST pls explain this?
Atheist here:
I honestly cant
Mitko Kondev yea me neither
douwess dekker Here I am my lady, but it simply is a mathematical equation.
I would but...I high on *DRUGS*
damn right, hehe bwoi
I fookin' lost it at the "Electronic Farts presents a nice car Ethan" part
What about Remember Remember?
"Instead of adventure, we found fucking laser sights."
this cures cancer
This cancers cancer that's how
Plot twist! A kiwi is in the canister!
N O T
A
K I W I
A R E
Y O U
Edwards release the sdrawdE! that is a kiwi son do you understand me! six inch blade never loses Edwards! yamasnarrrrrrrr!
hot diners
yourlordandsavior 69 *SCOTLAND FOREVEERRRRRRR*
When I die I want to watch this one last time
4:42 We now finally know "what's in the canister".
at least we can say that remember us is too important for remberance to be ruined
About time
Also when Bite Me uploads it doesn't get anymore click bait since he has never failed to entertain me
Sorry I took so long :D
Bite Me sapnu puas
Read this upside down
Bite Me Make more Battlefield 1 content I don't know what but I'd love to see it.
Bite Me Its cool, I wrote that comment on my phone at about 2 am so I didn't put much thought into it
*SCUTTLAND FEREVEEER* (earrapping bagpipes) ty lord
i got mentioned in the starting comments FINALLY!
only 47 seconds in and have already tried to kms.
I killed myself before I even made this
as soon as i saw electronic farts i lost it.
1- I wake up at 4:58 am with a notification
2- "New in Bite me- Storm of Storm"
3- 2 Min. Later cops show up in my house because of noise complains
4- Show them the video
5- They get deaf
6- Finally, go to prision because I "assaulted an agent"
Afonso Santos, at least you got a hot dinner, son.
Indian Panzer a hot dinner with my favorite laser soights
i’ve had more Mcmanus than you’ve had hot pigeons son.
If I know something, a 6 inch pidgeon never loses reception.
So powerful I just cried
Wilson Nguyen Shut your CANISTER assssa up
Nvm I just found out whats in the canister
Ethan's Nice Car™ is out of the shop! About time
Nice car Ethan!
Creators of siege-"We are going to nerf Glaz whether you like it or not" *Russian national anthem intensifies heavily*
I love you for this. Thank you so much for adding my clip in here.
I'm about to cry. This was a beautiful ending.
Dad, this was the perfect finale. Bravo, Father, bravo.
i cried watching this. this bf1 ytp series should win an oscar
When Bite Me releases the kiwi,but it's already a hot dinner
Why are we still here… Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg, and my arm… and even my fingers… The body I’ve lost… and the comrades I’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there… You feel it too, don’t you? I’m the one who got caught up with Cipher, a group above nations, even the US, and I was the parasite below, feeding off Zero’s power… They came after you in Cyprus, then Afghanistan. Cipher just… keeps growing, swallowing everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now… Boss… I’m gonna make ‘em give back our past… Take back everything that we’ve lost. And I won’t rest… until we do.
Expert Chem Trail Licker Played collegue ball, ya know?
Now I know what channel to give to my enemies if I want them to become deaf. Thanks.
storm of fookin steel in a nutshell
finally ! another masterpiece :D
PS. a 6 inch blade never loses reception
With bullets flying and blood on the ground, the soldier wonders what's in the *canister*
This is the happiest ending I've ever seen
Brings a tear to my eye
As a Scot I fuckin love the Townsend and SCOTLAND FOREVER memes
1:24
He's not dead. That was only a punch to the kidney and a punch to the back.
Runner Runner lives to Run another day.
3:41 is the best part
Thanks Bite Me,i was waiting for this!
(Fockin laser soights)
No problem :D
Roblox death sound effect
Oooh
Oof
OOOOOOOOOOF
yee a new vid :DD
i can now die peacefully
i ... hate you , how dare you sexually assault my favorite mission out all of them
;)
Bite Me yo bite me, you should make parodies of all the rainbow 6 operator vids
i think bite me is one of the if not the most funny youtuber ever
tanchanka shoots his gun had no fookin laseh soits. you had a warning, now pay the fine. 1000 fookin laseh soits
i'm sick of your hot dinners, mcmanus
there is an LMG mounted and loaded in this video 10/10
Is that a six inch magnum round traveling at canister im only mocking about, the more kruches you have the more it LMG MOUNTED AND fookin laseh canister
I ran more fookin laser sights then you had fookin laser sights son
Rest in pepperoni to this beautiful series.
Where are drugs tanks steak canisters you disappointed me
Took them before I made this
Bite Me i use to deal drugs
Bite Me i am a thank
Bite Me i now what s in the canister i could tell tou but then i'd have to fucking laser sight
"We pish hard enough that the light breaks through the canister".
i missed u
aww 😁
You're the only thing keeping me alive. I'm gonna wait till you hit 1mil and be like "HA I've been here since 9k
I'll wait for this :P
Thank for destroing my new headset.
I've run more crutches than you have had hot Kiwis son.
Not enough *_YAMASSNAAAAAAAA_* I'm disappointed, Bite Me.
hot dinners son in the canister with fookin laser sights makes our stories the best gaurnteed
I want a pure SCOTLAND FOREVER video
pretty sure you still have the 'closing message' cinematic to work with
"Remember Remember" or "Forget Us"
do you REMEMBAH?
Yo Chocolate *NO I DON'T FUCKING REMEMBER*
just watched through all of these absolute bangers 5 years after release. used to find these so fucking hilarious back in the day. absolute chad of ytp you have my eternal respect mr. Me.
glad im not the only one revisiting! They still get a laugh out of me lol
The last LAST move.
Remember us
bite me i need you to address people randomly falling from the sky.
*they poop we poop* best line from when Morgan Freeman was young
Battlefield and Rainbow Six are in the same universe in my mind, thanks to you.
THERES NOT ENOUGH FOKIIING LASER SIGHTS MATE
I really want to lick a plastic box.
Tried it. I ended up hallucinating for 3 days and woke up in Cuba.
Fookin Cuba
EDWARDS release the kiwi that is a six-inch blade son do you understand me!!!!!
Was that Hoxton in the bottom right at 3:10? Will there be videos of the payday live action trailers/the web series?
I'd be a happy canister if that were the case.
the highest tier of shitpost,
my ears have been thoroughly raped.
god bless the FUCKING LASER SIGHTS
I'm proud of you, sonny.
How ironic that through this war the Soviet Union would eventually be born and give birth to lord tachanka
Electronic Farts present
NICE CAR ETHAN
Category: Pets and Animals
Fookin laser soights everywhere...
*IT'S TIME TO STAPH.*
Could we get just an Ear rape version of Zajdi Zajdi?
The editing is outstanding
can somone tell me where is that scream from? 1:00
this lack of ear rape disturbs me
I can't handle this peaks. Jesus.
10/10 the loudest thing i ever heard!
This has to be the best one holy shit
I require the music used for the happy times with the intense face swirling now or I will call anti earrape services on you.
amazing ytps.
a true artiste
The beginning of storm of steel is the exact seen from the movie Paschendale
I cannot compete with your memery.
I have A S C E N D E D
Hmm now we know who jager dealt drugs to
I'm gonna watch these ytps if I get angry in battlefield 1 multiplayer also EDWARDS RELESE THE PIGEON!
For a joke 3:43 to 3:53 boy friends when they see each other in public
Can someone link me the LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED in the gym video.
This is the best one yet keep it up man
I want another Metal Gear video, dad.
Do Some for all of the operator intros or all of the dlc operator trailers. *YOR SMIIIILE*
*What's* *in* *the* *canista* *?*
*ear* *rape*
You should make a tachanka vid where at the beginning it earrapes him saying "time to get time!" And show a footage of thicc tachanka loading a clock on his dp28
Great video Mr Bite, got any idea what the next project will be?
2:50 "what's in the canister?" gas drugs?
Behind every Kiwi is a fucking laser sight!
Whats in the laser sight?
Whats in a 6 inch blade?
Whats in what?