@@fairylovesyou hes right if you all disagree then shut your mouth OMG MINECRAFT SO COOL AWAWAW he didnt make fun of you for being pieces of shit so return the favor and your parents might appreciate you
Day 12 of saying “I love you Fainted” I love you Fainted I love you Fainted I love you Fainted I love you Fainted I love you Fainted I love you Fainted I love you Fainted I love you Fainted I love you Fainted I love you Fainted I love you Fainted I love you Fainted
Day 82 of asking fainted to say "whats up cuties" in his anime girl voice Sorry fainted for ruining my streak and missing about 3 days. I'm currently failing all of my classes so I can't ask for this everyday. You probably won't see me for a while so I hope the other people following me and asking for the same thing as me can keep going with this. Hopefully I can get my grades up quickly but until then you probably wont see me. See ya soon (hopefully...).
You spam about the not cute thing and say u aren’t cute but really, there is no TRUE definition of cute because only one person could be cute because everyone is unique in their own ray 😊✨🌸💖
my name is fainted, and today we going to be taking a look at the funniest text messages ever. most of them are probably fake, but...yeah, still funny pretty funny. so... let's go
Is no one gonna mention the fact that the “kissing is just when you pogchamp really close to eachother” is stolen from either the Tommy tweet bot or Wilbur’s Twitter (which Wilbur stole it from the Tommy tweet bot)?
"Hey Cuties" makes me forget about my 50+ missing assignments
You probably should do those
@@uncleiroh1660 lame
Oh shot I have almost 60 🤡
i got 73 bro
I got 2
Nah, jk I got 56
“Bro my girl cheated on me”
“ana or liz”
“Karla”
- some bois at 3am
that is indeed what the text said
I am pretty sure we all have our sense of vision
Humor
Sorry to tell you this but I saw Shrek took your girl
@@ActualityOfThought what a coincidence. :)
No wonder Samuel Jackson is bald... He's missing his hair piece
Or his newsboy hat (the one he wears in the capital one commercial)
Fainted: uploads
Everyone: *GOES STRAIGHT TO THE COMMENT SECTION*
Wow how original
@@51rius like how it’s original to like your own, comment
@@zuppacongo9698 lool I set him up by liking his comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@zuppacongo9698.
How original to assume someone liked there own comment, when they haven't.
@@MarioLandscape fax.
7:43 scares me so much like he repeated the same thing twice with the exact same voice but I didn’t notice a cut at all
FINALLY someone noticed
Innit
@Sevian Medina same tho
i thought i did something lmfao
Deja vu
Cats: meow
Dogs: woof
9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST.*
Lmao dude aren’t u like nine
Mario roblox: INSERT OVERUSED COMMENT
cats: meow
dogs: woof
9-year-olds:
cats: meow
dogs: woof
9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST.*
@Sister_squad 678 McVidder lol ok
@@pawoeax lmao
Today’s not my day, The girl that bullied me sit right next to me now.
@@noahshaughnessy3761 I believe she's a girl herself
@@nevaloafin yeah,I called her my friend. I told the teacher but they did nothing.
@@noahshaughnessy3761 that's a bit rude but I think they are a girl themselves. That's kinda sexist
@@noahshaughnessy3761??? Anyone can be bullied by any gender. Seems vaguely sexist.
@@Someone-or8tp what if the roles were reversed
As a certified girl, I can confirm we don't have to take tampons out to poop, because everyone knows girls just don't poop :)
How could you!? Dont spoil out secrets!
Nooooo you spoiled the secret!!
Ok but do you really have fancy restrooms with couches?
But what are the restrooms like tho
@SHELSY TORRES all our secrets are being revealed!
i love that fainted acknowledges that these might be fake but just goes with it.
Unproblematic King 👑
*DAY 16 ASKING FAINTED TO SAY HEY CUTIES IN ANIME GIRL VOICE*
I want that too
Same
@Fainted Do it!
@FAINTED DO IT
Dio imma spread the word
Me: *just about to sleep
Fainted: *uploads at 1am*
Me: yeah I've got time
0:41 when Megan got roasted so bad she went missing
"Hey What's up cuties"
Me: mom that's me. I'm a cutie!😢
Your mom: not like your real biological dad you aren’t
mom
Nobody:
RUclipsrs in december: hey guys I’m going to upload daily
RUclipsrs in January: hey guys let me take a break
That first one is the biggest "hol up-" moment I've ever seen
I love how you actually acknowledge that most of these are fake unlike everyone else
The fact that Wilbur Soot was the first one who said “kissing is when you pogchamp really close to each other” makes it worse SOBS
waIT WHAT-
I love how fainted always calls us cuties
" what's up cuties" i live for it and will die for it as well Fainted is so Amazing!
"Star Wars cringe. Fortnite epic."
Star Wars fans:
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent
YES
LIKE STFU STARWARS AWESOME😤
@@miuiswaifu so is FortNite. It is a well developed game that is very well known. I enjoy it a lot.
@@fairylovesyou this is satire right
@@fairylovesyou The ability to speak does not make you intelligent oh young one
@@fairylovesyou hes right if you all disagree then shut your mouth OMG MINECRAFT SO COOL AWAWAW he didnt make fun of you for being pieces of shit so return the favor and your parents might appreciate you
Day 64 of me asking fainted to say ”what's up cuties” in his anime girl voice
KEEEP GOING WOOOOO
A stack of days
Fainted makes me forget about my 50+ missing assignments that was due yesterday
5:58 i showed my sister and she said " YO IS HE A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN XD" bruhhh they made him lego version0-0
"What's up cuties" is my daily dose of happiness and keeps me going makes me feel as if someone cares :)
Get this mans on trending rn please
When he calls me a cutie but I’m not a cutie
Yes you are no homo
naw you’re a cutie ;)
Don’t say that.... you know you’re a cutie
You are very cute my king
You are indeed a cutie, stop doubting yourself 😊
Being called a cutie is the only compliment I've gotten in years
Day 84 of asking fainted to say “call me ranch cause I be dressing” as one of his cringe intro :)
Sounds like a Megan Thee Stallion line
@@fairylovesyou mhm
@@fairylovesyou 🤣 it does
Legends say fainted never gives a heart
legends are right
5:37 him calling INSTA msgs facebook msgs lmaoo 😭😭
Day 12 of saying “I love you Fainted”
I love you Fainted
I love you Fainted
I love you Fainted
I love you Fainted
I love you Fainted
I love you Fainted
I love you Fainted
I love you Fainted
I love you Fainted
I love you Fainted
I love you Fainted
I love you Fainted
Everyone: when he says hey what's up cuties
Me: just obsessing over his accent and how halarious his videos are
“since when do dogs text?” It’s 2020 bro anything can happen
Fainted low-key cute and we need to acknowledge that cuz he always calls us cuties
3:32 he really just said "no💖"
The cigarette one gives me "potion seller, im going into battle and i require your strongest potions"
"Ana or liz?"
"karla"
the depression he causes
Gotta love the videos that have the thumbnail as the first thing they show
Looks like thanos snapped his arm and only his arm
5:49
Nice profile picture.
1:41 ngl thats rly cute tho, the girl was saying he always makes her laugh and smile at her phone when they texting
When boys don’t know what a tampon is LOL.When I was telling a boy that took an hour for him to understand :/
LMAO THE HANDS THO🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 🔄↖️↪️🔁↘️🔀↗️🔃🔄↕️↪️↩️↔️↕️⤴️↔️↘️⬇️⤵️🔁🔁🔁🔁🔂↩️↪️⤵️⤵️⤵️🔃🔃🔃🔃
Day 82 of asking fainted to say "whats up cuties" in his anime girl voice
Sorry fainted for ruining my streak and missing about 3 days. I'm currently failing all of my classes so I can't ask for this everyday. You probably won't see me for a while so I hope the other people following me and asking for the same thing as me can keep going with this. Hopefully I can get my grades up quickly but until then you probably wont see me. See ya soon (hopefully...).
Sure bro
This man been doing this for so long, I'm impressed, don't worry I doubt fainted will be mad
Did you get those grades up
@@salsa5316 I managed to bring only a few grades up but I'm still failing most of them sadly.
Day 82 of telling you to shut up
Damn. Hit em with the hard hitters in that second one.
9:16 So we arent gonna talk about how that says Dad
It’s 10:35 and everything is funny at night- 😂✋
Bruh why did say 4 views, 25 likes 1 minute ago like heck
This Moment when u found out those chats always were fake
🗿
Early, and switch it we should say hey wassup cutie. Cause I ain’t cute,💕💕💕💕💕🥺🥺🥺
You spam about the not cute thing and say u aren’t cute but really, there is no TRUE definition of cute because only one person could be cute because everyone is unique in their own ray 😊✨🌸💖
No one actually cares
@@SunnyIsStillHere aw💕💕💕
i have never seen such a sweet relationship between a person and their landlord...
You cute fainted
Day 54 of saying you cute to fainted
Dam this guy really did say "You cute fainted" 54 times
Damn you actually checked them
5:59 bro looks like a Lego 😂
So no one is gonna correct him that the "private Facebook messages" were insta dms in darkmode???
5:24 Star Wars is the sexiest thing on planet Earth
Since you say “cute” dose that mean I’m attractive?
Megan really be like ⚪👄⚪🛢 0:37
i was named after princess leia by my brothers 😂-
5:58 Me arguing with a picture:Also me Staring at the best egg shaped monstrosity I have ever seen
Fainted: uploads
Depression v *GOODNIGHT GIRL I SEE YOU TOMORROW*
8:32 omg it is that time rn lol 😂
Tbh, I want a pig......
But I live with a bunch anyways
Why do u live in a fucking petting zoo?
lol, im gonna guess you mean siblings
Yes, we have many kind of pigs. Pigs that whine, destroy the bathrooms, all the food and etc! You should take a trip over here and see them in action
@@IWApost well where do i go then
@@turtlemens129 honestly just go to your nearest pig farm
2:02 they call him zakk the vac
What’s up cuties
my name is fainted, and today we going to be taking a look at the funniest text messages ever. most of them are probably fake, but...yeah, still funny pretty funny. so... let's go
Aww he alled me a cute
0:38
I'm offended...
My name is megan 😂
7:59 if the convo is real I feel bad for the guy he has an addiction to cigs and it's being posted on Reddit what an epic/sad moment.
Yeah it is kinda sad..
This is the earliest I have been
"They call me the vacuum" 2020
2:47 looks like a pizza stingray
Yay mom I'm kinda early
Best part of the day: Being called a cutie
The first one is a cheater
r/woosh
Omg I didnt even realise! Thank you sooo much!!
@@noyonikaroy5206 lol
3:33 out of all the languages this man chose to speak facts
Is no one gonna mention the fact that the “kissing is just when you pogchamp really close to eachother” is stolen from either the Tommy tweet bot or Wilbur’s Twitter (which Wilbur stole it from the Tommy tweet bot)?
theres a 50/50 nobody knows those 2
but thanks for letting me know!
didnt know Tommy Aint It and Wilbah Saht said that
@@nyyIl true, I just thought it was funny.
Well, Wilbur stole it from the Tommy Tweetbot (theyre a different user than Tommy)
@@ace-of-space2004 oh right, sorry
Whenever fainted calls me cutie I recall my teacher calling me cute
pog
you may call me
gUnDhAm TaNaKa
2:02
Pog
Pog
Pog
pog
Pog
Pog
Fainted your making me bloody laugh, your British accent makes me laugh when you read these with enthusiasm lmao 😂
"Bro my girl cheated on me"
"Ana or Liz?"
"Karla"
LOL THIS GOT ME LAUGHING LIKE HELL😂😂
No you do not have to take it out when you sh*t! Lol
The hey cutties tho 😣✋🏼This is my dose of happiness -
With the girl assuming she was texting the guy she was actually being nice, she was saying that talking to him makes people smile and laugh
8:54 No we don't. We also dont for urinating and we also cant lose our virginity that way.
7:50
I felt that...
BRO THE HANDS ARE HOT GUY IS MY FRIEND WTFFFFF
my only happiness left in life, is "hey what's up cuties"
He called us cuties *blushes*
I love the way he says the conversations
LMAOOO I THOUGHT HIS TWITTER SAID FAINTEDS DAD
lmaoooo
5:32 wtf is the background music reminds me of those awkward elevator rides hahahaha
i got my serotonin boost from fainted calling me cutie 🥺
“They call me the vacuum”
Someone: Remember a compliment they got years ago. Me: Being called a cutie by fainted: I don’t have such weaknesses
Fainted saying what's up cuties> grandma saying theres my handsome young man
Hopefully you dont mean this generally
Fainted still needs to do hey what’s up cuties in an Italian voice
Fainted: talking about kids on Facebook with fortnite pfps
Me with a box of mac and cheese as my twitter pfp: 👁👄👁
Daily dose of watching fainted just to be called cutie🥺❤️
4:07 What the!?!?!?!😂😂😂😂😂
5:46
My arm after i take all the groceries in one trip
that's your arm when you do anything LMAO
4:31 Bro didn't even assume it was Maria C. That's how much he trusted her 😔