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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

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  • @Kaxies
    @Kaxies 4 года назад +759

    "Hey Cuties" makes me forget about my 50+ missing assignments

  • @SpaceCobraBros
    @SpaceCobraBros 4 года назад +3494

    “Bro my girl cheated on me”
    “ana or liz”
    “Karla”
    - some bois at 3am

    • @hadley20
      @hadley20 4 года назад +64

      that is indeed what the text said

    • @pkingglazersout6665
      @pkingglazersout6665 4 года назад +61

      I am pretty sure we all have our sense of vision

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl 4 года назад +8

      Humor

    • @InfinityGaming420
      @InfinityGaming420 4 года назад +13

      Sorry to tell you this but I saw Shrek took your girl

    • @SpaceCobraBros
      @SpaceCobraBros 4 года назад +10

      @@ActualityOfThought what a coincidence. :)

  • @devoid9874
    @devoid9874 4 года назад +274

    No wonder Samuel Jackson is bald... He's missing his hair piece

    • @basicallyweird
      @basicallyweird 4 года назад +5

      Or his newsboy hat (the one he wears in the capital one commercial)

  • @InfinityGaming420
    @InfinityGaming420 4 года назад +206

    Fainted: uploads
    Everyone: *GOES STRAIGHT TO THE COMMENT SECTION*

    • @51rius
      @51rius 4 года назад +3

      Wow how original

    • @zuppacongo9698
      @zuppacongo9698 4 года назад +1

      @@51rius like how it’s original to like your own, comment

    • @SpaceCobraBros
      @SpaceCobraBros 4 года назад +2

      @@zuppacongo9698 lool I set him up by liking his comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MarioLandscape
      @MarioLandscape 4 года назад +3

      @@zuppacongo9698.
      How original to assume someone liked there own comment, when they haven't.

    • @SpaceCobraBros
      @SpaceCobraBros 4 года назад +2

      @@MarioLandscape fax.

  • @RubixKyuub
    @RubixKyuub 4 года назад +158

    7:43 scares me so much like he repeated the same thing twice with the exact same voice but I didn’t notice a cut at all

  • @Arturopakastur
    @Arturopakastur 4 года назад +93

    Cats: meow
    Dogs: woof
    9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST.*

    • @keiramullahy9829
      @keiramullahy9829 4 года назад +3

      Lmao dude aren’t u like nine

    • @bot_5786
      @bot_5786 4 года назад +4

      Mario roblox: INSERT OVERUSED COMMENT

    • @pawoeax
      @pawoeax 4 года назад +5

      cats: meow
      dogs: woof
      9-year-olds:
      cats: meow
      dogs: woof
      9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST.*

    • @Arturopakastur
      @Arturopakastur 3 года назад

      @Sister_squad 678 McVidder lol ok

    • @rajendramanaktala7413
      @rajendramanaktala7413 3 года назад

      @@pawoeax lmao

  • @leavemealone1714
    @leavemealone1714 4 года назад +187

    Today’s not my day, The girl that bullied me sit right next to me now.

    • @nevaloafin
      @nevaloafin 4 года назад +10

      @@noahshaughnessy3761 I believe she's a girl herself

    • @leavemealone1714
      @leavemealone1714 4 года назад +5

      @@nevaloafin yeah,I called her my friend. I told the teacher but they did nothing.

    • @lilyananana
      @lilyananana 4 года назад +8

      @@noahshaughnessy3761 that's a bit rude but I think they are a girl themselves. That's kinda sexist

    • @Someone-or8tp
      @Someone-or8tp 4 года назад +16

      @@noahshaughnessy3761??? Anyone can be bullied by any gender. Seems vaguely sexist.

    • @iamfunnierthan2476
      @iamfunnierthan2476 4 года назад

      @@Someone-or8tp what if the roles were reversed

  • @whoknowsatthispoint7508
    @whoknowsatthispoint7508 4 года назад +557

    As a certified girl, I can confirm we don't have to take tampons out to poop, because everyone knows girls just don't poop :)

    • @TheSlooker
      @TheSlooker 4 года назад +58

      How could you!? Dont spoil out secrets!

    • @bjp1101
      @bjp1101 4 года назад +36

      Nooooo you spoiled the secret!!

    • @crabby4911
      @crabby4911 4 года назад +32

      Ok but do you really have fancy restrooms with couches?

    • @acno1901
      @acno1901 4 года назад +18

      But what are the restrooms like tho

    • @TheSlooker
      @TheSlooker 4 года назад +18

      @SHELSY TORRES all our secrets are being revealed!

  • @zayscasket
    @zayscasket 4 года назад +32

    i love that fainted acknowledges that these might be fake but just goes with it.
    Unproblematic King 👑

  • @sicktimou
    @sicktimou 4 года назад +747

    *DAY 16 ASKING FAINTED TO SAY HEY CUTIES IN ANIME GIRL VOICE*

  • @philbutler98
    @philbutler98 4 года назад +26

    Me: *just about to sleep
    Fainted: *uploads at 1am*
    Me: yeah I've got time

  • @skibiditoiletrizzgod
    @skibiditoiletrizzgod 4 года назад +15

    0:41 when Megan got roasted so bad she went missing

  • @Lee-lg9gh
    @Lee-lg9gh 4 года назад +125

    "Hey What's up cuties"
    Me: mom that's me. I'm a cutie!😢

    • @zuppacongo9698
      @zuppacongo9698 4 года назад +7

      Your mom: not like your real biological dad you aren’t

    • @Xedrie
      @Xedrie 3 года назад

      mom

  • @BasicallyImCrap
    @BasicallyImCrap 4 года назад +32

    Nobody:
    RUclipsrs in december: hey guys I’m going to upload daily
    RUclipsrs in January: hey guys let me take a break

  • @diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273
    @diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273 3 года назад +3

    That first one is the biggest "hol up-" moment I've ever seen

  • @TheMobMaster
    @TheMobMaster 4 года назад +26

    I love how you actually acknowledge that most of these are fake unlike everyone else

  • @EVETHUSIAST_
    @EVETHUSIAST_ 4 года назад +15

    The fact that Wilbur Soot was the first one who said “kissing is when you pogchamp really close to each other” makes it worse SOBS

  • @ashann2009
    @ashann2009 4 года назад +7

    I love how fainted always calls us cuties

  • @mementomori._
    @mementomori._ 4 года назад +6

    " what's up cuties" i live for it and will die for it as well Fainted is so Amazing!

  • @SpookXCraig
    @SpookXCraig 4 года назад +80

    "Star Wars cringe. Fortnite epic."
    Star Wars fans:
    The ability to speak does not make you intelligent

    • @miuiswaifu
      @miuiswaifu 4 года назад +1

      YES
      LIKE STFU STARWARS AWESOME😤

    • @fairylovesyou
      @fairylovesyou 4 года назад +1

      @@miuiswaifu so is FortNite. It is a well developed game that is very well known. I enjoy it a lot.

    • @letmeacepls
      @letmeacepls 4 года назад +2

      @@fairylovesyou this is satire right

    • @goldenluck5660
      @goldenluck5660 4 года назад +3

      @@fairylovesyou The ability to speak does not make you intelligent oh young one

    • @ronaldobetter4779
      @ronaldobetter4779 4 года назад +1

      @@fairylovesyou hes right if you all disagree then shut your mouth OMG MINECRAFT SO COOL AWAWAW he didnt make fun of you for being pieces of shit so return the favor and your parents might appreciate you

  • @snowless456
    @snowless456 4 года назад +49

    Day 64 of me asking fainted to say ”what's up cuties” in his anime girl voice

  • @kodavaldez2209
    @kodavaldez2209 4 года назад +2

    Fainted makes me forget about my 50+ missing assignments that was due yesterday

  • @nagitokomaeda1440
    @nagitokomaeda1440 4 года назад +6

    5:58 i showed my sister and she said " YO IS HE A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN XD" bruhhh they made him lego version0-0

  • @jacobmoore8151
    @jacobmoore8151 4 года назад +2

    "What's up cuties" is my daily dose of happiness and keeps me going makes me feel as if someone cares :)

  • @boyghail612
    @boyghail612 4 года назад +6

    Get this mans on trending rn please

  • @HomebrandFishfood
    @HomebrandFishfood 4 года назад +44

    When he calls me a cutie but I’m not a cutie

  • @gray7624
    @gray7624 4 года назад +4

    Being called a cutie is the only compliment I've gotten in years

  • @packman1002
    @packman1002 4 года назад +73

    Day 84 of asking fainted to say “call me ranch cause I be dressing” as one of his cringe intro :)

  • @harish9284
    @harish9284 4 года назад +6

    Legends say fainted never gives a heart

  • @arelaysanchez7107
    @arelaysanchez7107 3 года назад +1

    5:37 him calling INSTA msgs facebook msgs lmaoo 😭😭

  • @somenameokay5918
    @somenameokay5918 4 года назад +32

    Day 12 of saying “I love you Fainted”
    I love you Fainted
    I love you Fainted
    I love you Fainted
    I love you Fainted
    I love you Fainted
    I love you Fainted
    I love you Fainted
    I love you Fainted
    I love you Fainted
    I love you Fainted
    I love you Fainted
    I love you Fainted

  • @analiese4512
    @analiese4512 3 года назад +2

    Everyone: when he says hey what's up cuties
    Me: just obsessing over his accent and how halarious his videos are

  • @joodsd23
    @joodsd23 4 года назад +6

    “since when do dogs text?” It’s 2020 bro anything can happen

  • @peyton7266
    @peyton7266 4 года назад +2

    Fainted low-key cute and we need to acknowledge that cuz he always calls us cuties

  • @cecilia1644
    @cecilia1644 4 года назад +3

    3:32 he really just said "no💖"

  • @Terumimi
    @Terumimi 4 года назад +1

    The cigarette one gives me "potion seller, im going into battle and i require your strongest potions"

  • @vampizou
    @vampizou 3 года назад +10

    "Ana or liz?"
    "karla"
    the depression he causes

  • @EarthquakeCupcake
    @EarthquakeCupcake 3 года назад +2

    Gotta love the videos that have the thumbnail as the first thing they show

  • @howdidienduphere5435
    @howdidienduphere5435 4 года назад +16

    Looks like thanos snapped his arm and only his arm
    5:49

  • @lizztehpurplewolf9354
    @lizztehpurplewolf9354 3 года назад

    1:41 ngl thats rly cute tho, the girl was saying he always makes her laugh and smile at her phone when they texting

  • @Axriniacxxx21345
    @Axriniacxxx21345 4 года назад +6

    When boys don’t know what a tampon is LOL.When I was telling a boy that took an hour for him to understand :/

  • @juliannareyes843
    @juliannareyes843 3 года назад +1

    LMAO THE HANDS THO🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 🔄↖️↪️🔁↘️🔀↗️🔃🔄↕️↪️↩️↔️↕️⤴️↔️↘️⬇️⤵️🔁🔁🔁🔁🔂↩️↪️⤵️⤵️⤵️🔃🔃🔃🔃

  • @qwebly
    @qwebly 4 года назад +46

    Day 82 of asking fainted to say "whats up cuties" in his anime girl voice
    Sorry fainted for ruining my streak and missing about 3 days. I'm currently failing all of my classes so I can't ask for this everyday. You probably won't see me for a while so I hope the other people following me and asking for the same thing as me can keep going with this. Hopefully I can get my grades up quickly but until then you probably wont see me. See ya soon (hopefully...).

    • @fhizy4586
      @fhizy4586 4 года назад

      Sure bro

    • @introverted5738
      @introverted5738 4 года назад

      This man been doing this for so long, I'm impressed, don't worry I doubt fainted will be mad

    • @salsa5316
      @salsa5316 3 года назад

      Did you get those grades up

    • @qwebly
      @qwebly 3 года назад +1

      @@salsa5316 I managed to bring only a few grades up but I'm still failing most of them sadly.

    • @ThiccJuice69
      @ThiccJuice69 3 года назад

      Day 82 of telling you to shut up

  • @octohenry4057
    @octohenry4057 4 года назад +2

    Damn. Hit em with the hard hitters in that second one.

  • @lilyananana
    @lilyananana 4 года назад +3

    9:16 So we arent gonna talk about how that says Dad

  • @BubblyGraceOffical
    @BubblyGraceOffical 3 года назад

    It’s 10:35 and everything is funny at night- 😂✋

  • @yuurii301
    @yuurii301 4 года назад +23

    Bruh why did say 4 views, 25 likes 1 minute ago like heck

  • @lilsquirrelhannie9961
    @lilsquirrelhannie9961 3 года назад +2

    This Moment when u found out those chats always were fake
    🗿

  • @madelinemcfadden595
    @madelinemcfadden595 4 года назад +18

    Early, and switch it we should say hey wassup cutie. Cause I ain’t cute,💕💕💕💕💕🥺🥺🥺

    • @SunnyIsStillHere
      @SunnyIsStillHere 4 года назад +2

      You spam about the not cute thing and say u aren’t cute but really, there is no TRUE definition of cute because only one person could be cute because everyone is unique in their own ray 😊✨🌸💖

    • @parallelll
      @parallelll 4 года назад

      No one actually cares

    • @madelinemcfadden595
      @madelinemcfadden595 4 года назад +1

      @@SunnyIsStillHere aw💕💕💕

  • @w3nkexing
    @w3nkexing 3 года назад

    i have never seen such a sweet relationship between a person and their landlord...

  • @kfc420yt4
    @kfc420yt4 4 года назад +43

    You cute fainted
    Day 54 of saying you cute to fainted

    • @superking5586
      @superking5586 4 года назад +1

      Dam this guy really did say "You cute fainted" 54 times

    • @mrsmoothbrain9589
      @mrsmoothbrain9589 4 года назад

      Damn you actually checked them

  • @Sophia-hr6nj
    @Sophia-hr6nj 2 года назад +1

    5:59 bro looks like a Lego 😂

  • @jakob8372
    @jakob8372 4 года назад +8

    So no one is gonna correct him that the "private Facebook messages" were insta dms in darkmode???

  • @LTP1776
    @LTP1776 2 года назад +1

    5:24 Star Wars is the sexiest thing on planet Earth

  • @buzzzy_beeyt4903
    @buzzzy_beeyt4903 3 года назад +3

    Since you say “cute” dose that mean I’m attractive?

  • @Nova-gl3bn
    @Nova-gl3bn 4 года назад +1

    Megan really be like ⚪👄⚪🛢 0:37

  • @loveuzi_
    @loveuzi_ 4 года назад +3

    i was named after princess leia by my brothers 😂-

  • @retro889
    @retro889 4 года назад

    5:58 Me arguing with a picture:Also me Staring at the best egg shaped monstrosity I have ever seen

  • @InfinityGaming420
    @InfinityGaming420 4 года назад +5

    Fainted: uploads
    Depression v *GOODNIGHT GIRL I SEE YOU TOMORROW*

  • @RED_WOLF98
    @RED_WOLF98 4 года назад +1

    8:32 omg it is that time rn lol 😂

  • @IWApost
    @IWApost 4 года назад +12

    Tbh, I want a pig......
    But I live with a bunch anyways

    • @turtlemens129
      @turtlemens129 4 года назад +2

      Why do u live in a fucking petting zoo?

    • @oofedultra
      @oofedultra 4 года назад +1

      lol, im gonna guess you mean siblings

    • @IWApost
      @IWApost 4 года назад +1

      Yes, we have many kind of pigs. Pigs that whine, destroy the bathrooms, all the food and etc! You should take a trip over here and see them in action

    • @turtlemens129
      @turtlemens129 4 года назад

      @@IWApost well where do i go then

    • @IWApost
      @IWApost 4 года назад

      @@turtlemens129 honestly just go to your nearest pig farm

  • @JadedCl0ckWorks
    @JadedCl0ckWorks 3 года назад +2

    2:02 they call him zakk the vac

  • @HomebrandFishfood
    @HomebrandFishfood 4 года назад +19

    What’s up cuties

    • @paka9078
      @paka9078 4 года назад +2

      my name is fainted, and today we going to be taking a look at the funniest text messages ever. most of them are probably fake, but...yeah, still funny pretty funny. so... let's go

    • @InfinityGaming420
      @InfinityGaming420 4 года назад +1

      Aww he alled me a cute

  • @fortnite_qu33n54
    @fortnite_qu33n54 4 года назад +1

    0:38
    I'm offended...
    My name is megan 😂

  • @fairyua6871
    @fairyua6871 4 года назад +10

    7:59 if the convo is real I feel bad for the guy he has an addiction to cigs and it's being posted on Reddit what an epic/sad moment.

  • @zalforshort863
    @zalforshort863 4 года назад +1

    This is the earliest I have been

  • @miniclown9432
    @miniclown9432 4 года назад +6

    "They call me the vacuum" 2020

  • @UnsungHero007
    @UnsungHero007 3 года назад +1

    2:47 looks like a pizza stingray

  • @kidspark9668
    @kidspark9668 4 года назад +13

    Yay mom I'm kinda early

  • @tobydfu5361
    @tobydfu5361 4 года назад

    Best part of the day: Being called a cutie

  • @Ava-vz8fe
    @Ava-vz8fe 4 года назад +5

    The first one is a cheater

  • @yey2101
    @yey2101 3 года назад

    3:33 out of all the languages this man chose to speak facts

  • @moonzelive
    @moonzelive 4 года назад +14

    Is no one gonna mention the fact that the “kissing is just when you pogchamp really close to eachother” is stolen from either the Tommy tweet bot or Wilbur’s Twitter (which Wilbur stole it from the Tommy tweet bot)?

    • @nyyIl
      @nyyIl 4 года назад +1

      theres a 50/50 nobody knows those 2
      but thanks for letting me know!
      didnt know Tommy Aint It and Wilbah Saht said that

    • @moonzelive
      @moonzelive 4 года назад

      @@nyyIl true, I just thought it was funny.

    • @ace-of-space2004
      @ace-of-space2004 4 года назад +1

      Well, Wilbur stole it from the Tommy Tweetbot (theyre a different user than Tommy)

    • @moonzelive
      @moonzelive 4 года назад

      @@ace-of-space2004 oh right, sorry

  • @seifukirai623
    @seifukirai623 4 года назад +2

    Whenever fainted calls me cutie I recall my teacher calling me cute

  • @paka9078
    @paka9078 4 года назад +4

    pog

  • @miuiswaifu
    @miuiswaifu 4 года назад +1

    you may call me
    gUnDhAm TaNaKa
    2:02

  • @poriky597
    @poriky597 4 года назад +3

    Pog

  • @davidnevins8839
    @davidnevins8839 3 года назад +2

    Fainted your making me bloody laugh, your British accent makes me laugh when you read these with enthusiasm lmao 😂

  • @lostxertz2312
    @lostxertz2312 3 года назад

    "Bro my girl cheated on me"
    "Ana or Liz?"
    "Karla"
    LOL THIS GOT ME LAUGHING LIKE HELL😂😂

  • @pancakeuwu3628
    @pancakeuwu3628 4 года назад +1

    No you do not have to take it out when you sh*t! Lol

  • @Alexis-td1rv
    @Alexis-td1rv 3 года назад

    The hey cutties tho 😣✋🏼This is my dose of happiness -

  • @maniax5780
    @maniax5780 4 года назад

    With the girl assuming she was texting the guy she was actually being nice, she was saying that talking to him makes people smile and laugh

  • @mialevi1341
    @mialevi1341 4 года назад +1

    8:54 No we don't. We also dont for urinating and we also cant lose our virginity that way.

  • @gabbytaylor8549
    @gabbytaylor8549 4 года назад +1

    7:50
    I felt that...

  • @misticity.
    @misticity. 3 года назад +2

    BRO THE HANDS ARE HOT GUY IS MY FRIEND WTFFFFF

  • @cheeseandcup6956
    @cheeseandcup6956 4 года назад

    my only happiness left in life, is "hey what's up cuties"

  • @syt7365
    @syt7365 4 года назад

    He called us cuties *blushes*

  • @lilhenny6400
    @lilhenny6400 4 года назад

    I love the way he says the conversations

  • @chickleet4115
    @chickleet4115 4 года назад +2

    LMAOOO I THOUGHT HIS TWITTER SAID FAINTEDS DAD

  • @aseelalhemyari4029
    @aseelalhemyari4029 4 года назад

    5:32 wtf is the background music reminds me of those awkward elevator rides hahahaha

  • @ttubatuwariwari
    @ttubatuwariwari 4 года назад

    i got my serotonin boost from fainted calling me cutie 🥺

  • @katemurray291
    @katemurray291 4 года назад +1

    “They call me the vacuum”

  • @h1radgam1ng96
    @h1radgam1ng96 3 года назад

    Someone: Remember a compliment they got years ago. Me: Being called a cutie by fainted: I don’t have such weaknesses

  • @Ghost-zj3gw
    @Ghost-zj3gw 4 года назад

    Fainted saying what's up cuties> grandma saying theres my handsome young man

    • @benj1696
      @benj1696 4 года назад

      Hopefully you dont mean this generally

  • @vargasbrothers23
    @vargasbrothers23 4 года назад +2

    Fainted still needs to do hey what’s up cuties in an Italian voice

  • @nokatshere2449
    @nokatshere2449 4 года назад +1

    Fainted: talking about kids on Facebook with fortnite pfps
    Me with a box of mac and cheese as my twitter pfp: 👁👄👁

  • @hannahlouise849
    @hannahlouise849 4 года назад

    Daily dose of watching fainted just to be called cutie🥺❤️

  • @Maksurv
    @Maksurv 3 года назад +1

    4:07 What the!?!?!?!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @izukumidoriya7489
    @izukumidoriya7489 4 года назад

    5:46
    My arm after i take all the groceries in one trip

    • @viasqa
      @viasqa 4 года назад

      that's your arm when you do anything LMAO

  • @j19838
    @j19838 4 года назад

    4:31 Bro didn't even assume it was Maria C. That's how much he trusted her 😔