How This Man Almost Killed Geometry Dash
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- Опубликовано: 29 июн 2024
- [Segments]
Introduction: 0:00-2:16
another Introduction 2:16-4:14
Criminal Examination: 4:14-7:45
The Crime Scene: 7:45-9:37
Phase 4, Act 1-2-3: 9:37-15:38
The Final Cutscene: 15:38
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Description:
A comedic documentary satire where a famous Geometry Dash creator named Spu7nix builds a level so good that the Geometry Dash servers malfunction due to being unable to handle such a high quality level, after the game gets deleted, the community holds a funeral for it, and later cancel Spu7nix on social media by making documentaries about him and try getting him arrested for destruction of property.
Based on the true event where Spu7nix uploaded a level named "What" that ended up crashing the servers for 6 hours, and falsely banning multiple accounts.
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God it's finally over, after working 5-6 hours a day for months (not including school which basically takes up any other time I have on my hands), all of the raging at my editing software for having the worst convenience on planet Earth, so many software crashes to the point that I've lost count, multiple day-long headaches, and one broken spacebar later, I finally present to you what's arguably the best video uploaded onto the channel thus far.
Was it worth it? Yes, couldn't be more proud of the finished product. To many, this might be straight-up stupid, and I can fully understand that. But on a personal perspective, I truly consider this a piece of art. Let me explain.
The new novel study unit has started in school and as usual, I suck. But unlike the past 8 years of doing this, I've actually unintentionally learned something from it, and it's that sometimes, you don't even have to say or do anything to convey a message or a mood. read the following sentence;
"The blood in his skin remained in his wounded body as he desisted the painful slicing of the sword."
What you read was no doubt, really positive. But what you don't realize is that I've secretly indulged a strong negative emotion inside of you just simply with my choice of words. And this feeling is so subtle that your body automatically ignores it, but it's prominent enough for you to feel something isn't right on the inside, no matter how hard you deny it.
I basically abuse this concept to hell in this video. Everything mesmerizingly connects, even if you don't realize it. And this video hides so many subliminal messages that you don't even realize that either. And these subliminal messages are hidden in ways you'd never even think of. But instead of a negative one, it's an odd mix of worry, tension, excitement, and thrill. I indulge you with all of these feelings in ways you've never experienced before. And you get so caught up with those only to wake up to me spoiling everything at the last 5 seconds.
This video is an art piece from many different perspectives, you can look at this as either a mentally insane person yapping about nonsense, or an underlooked smart person that's secretly spitting facts while nobody else realizes it, and the video makes complete sense in both ways. Like that one friend that makes the same joke so many times to the point where you can't tell if their being serious or not.
All while bringing awareness to bloody false propaganda, crappy journalism and overdramatized documentaries as I do it. This video isn’t completely pointless after all.
And that's why I personally consider this my best video. 
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facts
uh oh
@@DripskiTheSkiernuh uh
no way is it spu7nix from Spu7nix youtube channel
Bro why you did that I was playing GD 😭😭
@@TalhaOyunda-sb6fy to destroy gd community ofc
I love how the entire video feels like a run on sentence. Truly beautiful
Lmao
I thought this was gonna be an exaggeration before watching the video but holy shit you're right (this is still the best video I've watched in my whole life)
I tried holding my breath... then I realized what was happening
These stunts are performed by trained professionals, do not try this at home.
Geometry Dash 2.2 is staring down at us from the sky in nothing but complete shame and humanity has seen much better days than the days it has been seeing currently, the human race gets closer and closer to hitting the fan and reaching complete anarchy as it gets more and more difficult for two video game enjoyers to simply agree on quite literally anything, but fear not my friends because a blessing from the sky is slowly but surely descending down to the human race right upon us, dropping in Tilted Towers to save the day once and for all.
Only half way through and my eyes have already been opened to Spu7nix’s horrendous history of committing warcrimes such as vehicular manslaughter, plotting to overthrow Chicago, and littering.
Remember, kids in Africa could’ve ate that.
Lmao I love the fact that littering is last implying it's the worst offence he's commited
Slaughterhouse
Eh he's fine in my books
he ate a bruegr
fact checkers losing their minds over this one
gave 'em a tough one this time
LMAO i love how almost the entire video focuses on jokes which makes it entertaining, earned yourself a new sub
Watching dripski is like watching a video of moist critical at 1.25x
This entire video feels like one big meme.
It probably is
11:24 4D is love, 4D is life
Spu7nix is just built different
dripski rarely uploads, but when he does the videos are AMAIZING, 10/10
Wdym he's a horrible person 💀
@@sg1thousand oh! umm...
@@sg1thousandwhat
@@cyphenex512 by spu7nix
@sg1thousand You called me the worst and most annoying member of the Geometry Dash community (which is quite the claim). I expose the hell out of you simply by asking you to give me a singular piece of evidence to back it up. And after 2 whole months, you’ve still come up with nothing.
Heres your chance, either act like a 16 year old and talk to me, or the “close tab” button is always up there waiting for you.
one suggestion, put some pauses between voice lines, it feels like an overload amount of talking is happening, everything else feels amazing tho
yeah the next videos gonna be a bit more chill, thanks bro
Wrong, my adhd monkey brain is vibrating correctly
Can you put commas in your script instead of saying it in 1 sentence
Dripski never fails to fill us up with information
he fills me up with something different
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You two fill me up
"And the universe gets so boring that it decides to explode for some reason"
I can tell you put alot of effort into your script
youtube try to bless people who deserves algorithm challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
this was made 2 hours ago bro
Fun fact: 2.2 could be in 5 days
From 5 days to sideways 8 days
Ngl I've never laughed so much at a geometry dash video. Absolute BANGER, W editing W script W you for uploading this masterpiece. (btw how did one of my vids manage to randomly appear at 13:13 lmao)
Spu7Nix is going down a similar path as Eren Yeager, but instead of destroying 80% the world, he is going to destroy 80% of the GD servers with every level he makes, love him tho.
This video is like a hyperactive diabetes lucid fever dream with adderal and some other added substances
Damn this video's editing it's so good, why do you only have 6k? let's get this man to 10k bois.
Always found these "How Geometry Dash Almost Died" exaggerated and just bait to point out a "controversy" but this is PEAK content.
actually, this video was subtly parodying that side of content. Not in a “this needs to end” typa way, but just food for thought, some of the ‘cancelling’ happening these days is pretentious to say the least
Bro is so underrated! This is the funniest script I have ever listened to😂
it has 2k views because it was made 2 hours ago lol
I feel like I just watched the video version an aneurysm... Great vid!
Don't think I didn't notice the Pokemon B/W bicicle music at the end there XD
You have a very refined taste in music sir
@@DripskiTheSkier Why thank you
How is bro speaking so fast and so good
dude ur so underrated we must get this man to 100000
I would love to see a video about GD comments. (No matter if in GD or on YT) That would highlight basically the only problem in the community, since all the bad things in it are the toxicity, caused by kids' attention span, maturity and lack of knowledge, and bad YT content, caused by kids liking it.
But yea, at this point, searching by newest on any GD video is guaranteed to numb your depression by removing about 28.5% of your braincells and is also a nice way to feel like you've at least done something productive in your existence. That's why I would love to see the worst of it :)
This video is:
10% geometry dash gameplay footage
40% spu7nix
50% rant and references
and I love it
Bro how do not have 100k subs your editing is better then 90% of gd youtubers editing
..this is cool, subbed :D
Ok, but can someone tell me when I get to see Spu7nix's react video?
this feels like a numptaloid video and its pretty cool
Man the Universe really likes to explode huh
6:31 I have phase 0 Honkai Impact addiction symdrome as I play it once a week so I can realise that an outside exists.
im having an aneurysm rn trying to understand the language this video is in but i get the main idea, spu7Nix is a godly alien disguised as a geometry dash creator sent down to end the world in the best way possible, geometry dash level that crashes windows and the gd servers for a day.
note: holy moly he replied facts we are so dead
This video feels like having a seizure
Spu7nix, don’t ruin 2.2 for us
You just made me have an existencial crisis, and traumatized everyone, either Geometry dash's servers are exploding or they are just getting meaningless
bro is roasting us at almost packgod speed
that intro is wild
1:14 on 0.7x speed be like
scary fact number 13: kid named finger sticks his legs into a meatgrinder
If this is what Spu7nix can do in 2.1, in 2.2, he’s going to create the most optimized, horrific, complex level that would absolutely shatter Geometry Dash and will kill the game entirely. Spu7nix will make levels that are more complex than any robots Elon Musk makes, it’ll be more complex than technology in modern times itself.
‘facts’
@@DripskiTheSkier I can only hope for humanity now, it’s our last hope 😔
I feel like i watched everything and nothing at the same time
This is just a parody of a documentary, except that I love it.
"Spu7nix is a super duper smelly welly meanie weenie doodoo head"
-Somewhere in the video
This video hurts me physically in multiple different ways
my guy uses no commas and it’s awesome
Great video, well edited and scripted.
Doctor told he only had 19 mins left
Blud be wafflin on
yooooo drip has woken up from his sleep 😮
ayo, don't let this man cook with the new 2.2 trigger function, i know he'll gonna recreate many games.
I saved this video to watch later thinking it would be something serious and interesting, I avoided watching it several times thinking I would watch it at a more specific and important time, and it wasn't a serious video, but yes interesting, and fun and I don't regret it in the slightest
If you clicked knowing this was satire, you were right, if you clicked thinking this was serious, you still got what you wanted,
Win Win
If spu7nix is trash
Your RUclips channel must CRASH
OHHH WHAT A ROAST 🔥
~8:00 yo it's that song form the gauntlet!
"Stupid, smart people" 😂😂🤣🤣
Someone left the faucet on……… 💧💧💧
Sorry hubs, Great video dripski!
People who paused the video to let him take a breath⬇️
thank god, haven’t breathed in years
bro is a ranked yapper
"Don't worry guys i found his reboot card" had me dying
Absolute best intro I have ever seen
Nice vid
btw, king u droped this 👑 (The crown of yap)
Just a reminder that someone made ADOFAI in GD(with some bug ofc)
i love the feeling on how serious you sound when you just say random shit lol
you''ve opened my eyes
great video but the amount of ads youtube puts in these videos nowdays is just discusting
i got 1, wtf are you on
I feel like every human being should be trapped and forced to watch this video, this video is the absolute peak of human intelligence, I came here lookinmg for a way to eat my food without being bored, only to realize spu7nix is an evil wizard capable of black magic once thought to be forgotten by man, and then the video ends with us talking about 2.2 and the human errors that will come with it, I completely forgot we were talking about spu7nix, my mind was in an infinite loop of geometry dash and its problems, 2.2 and its eventually end, and spu7nix and his master plan to use alien technology to push the human race so far into the future that we dont even realize we are in a virtual program and none of us are real.
weh
0:56 THE ONE PIECE IS REAL
Incomprehensible.
Spu7nix? cause of what and how jesus they are amazing doe
3:55 As a blind person I can confirm that my eyes do not look like that
ur almost at 7k subs
I love the face you gained 55k subscribers in 1 say like wtf.
this is so good
3 minutes in and i’ve already learned more information than all my years at school and college combined XD
Bro pause (literally, breathe air bro)
What an intro
This was amazing
a dripski a day keeps the brain cells away
congrats you've just invented entropy!
*THE ONE PEACE IS REAL!* 0:56
0:29 Well it was good to know CJYA
A 4D Level or more D will not 100% have more objects than a 3D level because it has to use the same method because this is physically perfect for more than a 2D level
why is kingsammalot in this?
why does blud have two differet profile pcitures who and a what now
I feel like i lost some braincells…
In a good way…
How aren't you famous yet?
When I got a notification for this Dripski upload I told my wife to grab me two bags of Doritos and a 1L Mountain Dew and to go to the other room and lock the door and leave me alone for 40 minutes. 20 minutes for the video, and another 20 to reflect after
She left me
14:30 TEN THOUSAND AND EIGHTY P ?????
god this is samifying level video
This is adhd in one video
4:40 jsab music
Ayy, I missed playing JSAB back in the day, good times.
1:50 my guess is space uk
ITS STP7NIX THAT CREATED THAT BAD BUCCLE YOUR PANTS LEVEL THAT IPLAYED 7 YEARS AGO??????????????? i knew him since before i knew myself o7
SPUTNIX, ITS A 2D GME WHERE CUBE JUMPS OVER SPIKE. CUBE JUMPS OVER SPIKE! ITS 2 DIMENSIONAL! GRARARARAREJAJEJWJWIK
Wtf, why is this video so good?
Gave you a sub. This video is amazing.
as god, i can confirm the universe will explode in the next 5 seconds
Did you just get over 1k subs in 5 days 💀
Nice bg music.