The Best Of When Men STOP Simping For Women #2

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @arakotv
    @arakotv  Год назад +991

    The most viewed moments from “When Men STOP Simping For Women”. This community has come a long away since I started this series nearly 3 years ago. Appreciate all of you for your continued support. New videos coming this week stay safe!

    • @fusion.s242
      @fusion.s242 Год назад +14

      We love you arako ❤

    • @i_have_spoken
      @i_have_spoken Год назад +6

      The collection we didn't know we needed!

    • @C4664L
      @C4664L Год назад +6

      Seen all of those clips but still great keep it up this one is by far my favorite series

    • @kiddalingur
      @kiddalingur Год назад +4

      I just remembered seeing a video of Chelsea Handler hosting a show where Justin Bebier came on. 16 years young, and chelsy was asking him questions about his sex life, he was very awkward and kept saying i am 16 , i am 16 , Can you imagine some dude asking Taylor swift or Ariana grande while they where 16

    • @josephaliker287
      @josephaliker287 Год назад +1

      We are waiting for the 1M subscriber's milestone so that you get future on the channel. We haven't forgotten your promise.

  • @samhowl1152
    @samhowl1152 Год назад +1698

    I'm laughing so hard. That girl that took self-defense lessons and called her boyfriend a pus. He was like half paid attention and took her to the floor with no effort

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 Год назад +92

      All he did was move one of his legs to drop her too 💀

    • @davidtaiwoolowa9155
      @davidtaiwoolowa9155 Год назад +6

      swrr bro

    • @evanward4303
      @evanward4303 Год назад +30

      Textbook leg sweep

    • @evanward4303
      @evanward4303 Год назад +7

      ​@@coltonwilkie241blocked a punch and a kick first

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 Год назад +22

      @@evanward4303 Given how slow she was he could've blocked the punch and kick by just moving a centimetre to the side.

  • @mobileterminaluzer1858
    @mobileterminaluzer1858 11 месяцев назад +177

    Attention is their oxygen, validation is their currency & accountability is their kryptonite

    • @JoaoGabrielJF724
      @JoaoGabrielJF724 6 месяцев назад +5

      About attention and validation, you described every neurotypical

    • @paulryan9818
      @paulryan9818 2 месяца назад +2

      Words to live by.

  • @WMB6022
    @WMB6022 Год назад +334

    “I thought it was a ring!”
    She’s gon cry in the car on the way home 😂

    • @sweet-lara
      @sweet-lara 9 месяцев назад +7

      She's not smort

    • @JoeyP946
      @JoeyP946 2 месяца назад +1

      she not even offended by being called a hoe like that lol she just mad it wasn't an expensive ring

  • @1jidion
    @1jidion Год назад +43

    5:44, "if you miss it i wont talk to you for a whole week"
    dude kicks it into orbit

  • @countdunkelheit1389
    @countdunkelheit1389 Год назад +911

    "Does thou talketh back"😂😂Classic 👌🏾

  • @dudepool7530
    @dudepool7530 Год назад +189

    "You'll never lose a woman chasing money."
    Not true. I had a chick break up with me because I got a job. She did this, knowing I got said job to help pay for my aunts cancer treatments.
    She said I wouldn't have any time for her...

    • @draatrom
      @draatrom Год назад +65

      you dogded a bullet... her loss, not yours. the statement remains true about 304's. because wife material would have understood

    • @Bogdan79698
      @Bogdan79698 Год назад +23

      She belongs to the streets

    • @justguy-4630
      @justguy-4630 Год назад +23

      It's not a money issue, it's a time issue. But you didn't lose a good girl, you got off a bad girl who can't even understand what's important to you.

    • @allenfitzpatrick8485
      @allenfitzpatrick8485 Год назад +14

      You didn't lose a woman. You became a saint.

    • @casperkoteras
      @casperkoteras Год назад +6

      Its bc you were spending your time to help another woman. If you didnt say it was for your aunt she would have stayed around. You Still dodged a bullet though

  • @christopherking4607
    @christopherking4607 Год назад +15

    2:19 Does thou talketh back?🤣🤣💔
    That’s disrespectful as hell but damn does it sound funny😂😂

  • @andreashenriksen1485
    @andreashenriksen1485 Год назад +200

    "but you post it, you gon' be a single b!tch, by yourself b!tch, lonely b!tch" my man went all in and I'm not blaming him

    • @lavellelee5734
      @lavellelee5734 Год назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @davidt1621
      @davidt1621 Год назад +27

      1 fish, 2 fish, lonely itch, I'ma find a new itch. That clip is a classic one.

  • @CindiMorgan108
    @CindiMorgan108 Год назад +31

    I am laughing so hard 🤣. So, spot on. This gender thing is so difficult to understand. As if we didn't have it hard enough looking for love. I am one hundred percent woman and proud to be happily heterosexual a rare thing to be, and I just don't get the trans, non-binary thing. It is just too confusing. It had not even thought about how hard it was on you men as well. I am glad that I found you. Thanks. It's such a funny and honest way to inform ppl. Women should pay as well. Why not? Many of those girls seemed very shallow. I love going dutch on the first date. It gives him or me a way to enter the on equal footing. If we have a good time, then great. If not, we are both sharing the expenses. If sets everyone at ease. If I ask a man out, make the arrangements, then I pay, on a second date. That is fair. We all work hard. Equity equals fairness. Well, that's how I see it anyway. Going dutch is also great if it doesn't work out. No harm, no foul.. as they say. The worst thing to happen would be dinner and conversation without a connection. Using anyone it wrong. Period. In my book. I have gone on long enough. 😁 Can't wait to check out some more of your work. 👌🏻

  • @trishatate327
    @trishatate327 Год назад +246

    The most accurate advice I have heard you tell the men.
    If she really likes you , she just wants to be with you. Obviously don't take advantage of that,
    appeciate it. The end of the day that's a rare find, that goes for the women to. Most people only want what you can give them , or do for them. Your friends, your family , your partners.. as soon as you are down , watch how fast they are gone. Your real ones, still there with you , while you have nothing .

    • @gbas76
      @gbas76 Год назад +16

      Most people are selfish, extremely selfish. We can only control ourselves, so we need to take a step back and be sure we're not one of the people being selfish too. I finally did, and what I saw about myself wasn't good. Now that I see these behaviors in myself I've been changing.
      Find happiness from within yourself, and give joy to others without expecting anything in return. This behavior will make you feel great, but it will be hard at first. After that, you'll be able to recognize who is there for you and who is out for themselves.

    • @yimmy7160
      @yimmy7160 Год назад

      I did that all my life and got nothing in return, from anybody. Now I give to people in need when I can afford to. Even if someone never sees me again, they will not forget. If that is selfish to give to strangers, then I'm PROUDLY selfish@@gbas76

    • @kotaunknown
      @kotaunknown Год назад +1

      🙌🏾❤

    • @PricelessBinkey1337
      @PricelessBinkey1337 8 месяцев назад +2

      Funny how there was nobody left in my case.

  • @MemeRider
    @MemeRider 11 месяцев назад +721

    Romans 10:9 "because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."

    • @andrewjohnson6544
      @andrewjohnson6544 7 месяцев назад +21

      Good verse, this one is better though!
      2 Kings 2:23-24
      From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

    • @MemeRider
      @MemeRider 7 месяцев назад +12

      @@andrewjohnson6544 I hope you watch/read commentary and context for that passage you quoted

    • @andrewjohnson6544
      @andrewjohnson6544 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@MemeRider Are there discussions on murdering kids? I know there was plenty already on priests touching them, but not killing them...

    • @MemeRider
      @MemeRider 7 месяцев назад +16

      @andrewjohnson6544 Like i said, please put due diligence to these passages; you can take anything out of its broader context and it will seem bizarre

    • @argonunya6768
      @argonunya6768 6 месяцев назад

      ​@MemeRider As I see it, that muppet "Andrew" has never even held a BIBLE much less read one. These types of people bring up "the pedo" issue all the time oilenits something new. "AS far back as the "ROMAN EMPIRE" goes literally every single "preist" of the pagan gods temple's were EXACTLY LIKE THAT. So why are they "STILL AROUND"? Because the SAME unclean spirits ARE STILL HERE, influencing/ oppressing/whispering in the ears if "non-believers" to do horrible things to any & every one who will allow them to.
      They all better get ready because THAT OLD TESTAMENT WRATH that's coming, is NOTHING LIKE THE WRATH THAT WILL RAIN DOWN UPON THOSE WHO CHOSE TO IGNORE THE PLEAS OF PEOPLE JUST LIKE ME, virtual NOBODY'S here on earth, trying to help them understand the love and mercy of YASHUA (JESUS THE CHRIST) before it's TOO LATE! TIME'S ALMOST UP!
      REPENT OR PERISH, THE CHOICE IS YOURS!

  • @Whoopichoopi
    @Whoopichoopi Год назад +981

    Arako ain’t pregnant but always delivers ✅

  • @Kinvesu
    @Kinvesu Год назад +39

    Any woman with fake breasts, fake butt, lip fillers, tattoos or smokes, is instantly a 0 out 10 for me. I want my woman to feel confident with herself and feminine, not look like a plastic doll, thug or criminal.

    • @loufy7
      @loufy7 Год назад +6

      facts bro i dont want something i can bug for 200 bucks online in a woman

    • @samigrace18
      @samigrace18 11 месяцев назад

      I want to get a boob job and lip fillers to look more feminine lol

    • @sarah_archive
      @sarah_archive 2 месяца назад +4

      same goes for a man, i dont do any of these things so i expect the same for a guy

    • @Kinvesu
      @Kinvesu 2 месяца назад +2

      @@sarah_archive Totally agree.

  • @chandlerbingbong
    @chandlerbingbong Год назад +302

    My ex came out with a load of nonsense and I told her to stop contradicting herself. Her reply was 'what does contradicting mean'? 🤣🤣

    • @TheKingsJarl
      @TheKingsJarl Год назад +22

      Haha.. no surprise brother.

    • @aberamagold7509
      @aberamagold7509 Год назад +16

      Sounds like you dodges a bullet.

    • @docd0071
      @docd0071 Год назад +15

      Good thing she's an ex.. contradicting just flew over her head.

    • @christianlenik5307
      @christianlenik5307 8 месяцев назад +2

      Glad she became your Ex

    • @chandlerbingbong
      @chandlerbingbong 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@christianlenik5307 100%. Never looked back since. 👍👍

  • @user-bs4ck6zy8v
    @user-bs4ck6zy8v Год назад +5

    Great entertainment for 30 minutes, thank you very much young man. 😬✌🏽

  • @carsonchambers5617
    @carsonchambers5617 Год назад +208

    “One fish, two fish, sad bitch, Ima get a new bitch” LMAO When did Dr. Seuss became a G?😂🤣 That was fucking gold! Shakespeare one was funny too. God I love the hot crazy scale video.

    • @marksmann1850
      @marksmann1850 5 месяцев назад +6

      Eminem better watch it

    • @Gamingserpent420
      @Gamingserpent420 Месяц назад

      Its ok I posted a comment with all 4 bitches instead of fish i will fight for freedom of speech even if others dont i got u 😂

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 15 дней назад

      RE: CRAZY/HOT
      BUT: remember the crazy persists LONG after the HOT is gone...

  • @Booples_
    @Booples_ Год назад +45

    the moment you choose a girl over your goals is the moment you lose them both

    • @hueyriley
      @hueyriley Год назад +1

      Yea tell me about it. I've always been ahead of the curve on a lot of shyt

    • @vanhattfield8292
      @vanhattfield8292 6 месяцев назад +1

      If it requires you to abandon your life goals to be with a woman, you should realize immediately that she is not the right one. It doesn't have to be one or the other, when you choose a partner it should be someone that can help you achieve those goals as a contributor. If you gave up on your goals for any reason, including a woman, then you lost he path and the fault is with you.

  • @Jarzula
    @Jarzula Год назад +94

    “I’m your ride or die” no, you’re bad luck 😂😂😂 that makes a ton of sense

    • @davidt1621
      @davidt1621 Год назад

      There's another option, itch get out the ride, making me late.

  • @void-bot8071
    @void-bot8071 11 месяцев назад +8

    16:33 PTSD people this is a form of PTSD, poor man...

  • @bigginger6753
    @bigginger6753 Год назад +135

    Dude kicked the shit out of that little basketball. I about died laughing

  • @davidt1621
    @davidt1621 Год назад +11

    (09:27) "Do you think she's prettier than me?"
    The correct answer: "If she was worth my attention, I wouldn't be with you."
    She just wants to know where she stands. There could be many reasons for this, and it's all insecurity. Your job is to shut down her anxiety.

    • @HorseyWorsey
      @HorseyWorsey 9 месяцев назад +1

      Correct answer: "Idk let me go ask her"

  • @aardvarkflotilla
    @aardvarkflotilla Год назад +719

    Thank you for dumping me, Pam. If you hadn't, I would never have experienced the life-changing and healing pain felt by a rejected SIMP. At first, I wanted to die, but now I have begun to live and I want to thank you for the lesson that only a genuine Gold Digger could have taught me.

    • @RossHbn
      @RossHbn Год назад +31

      ✊️

    • @haydenisanerd4958
      @haydenisanerd4958 Год назад +17

      god speed brother, I'm going through the same arc rn and nothing has felt better than rejecting HER after all the effort I've put into myself.✊

    • @kukukaka968
      @kukukaka968 Год назад +6

      letter should read: thank you for dumping me PAM i worked on my self became rich i now have 2 wives and 4 girlfriends i make more money then i can spend a year spree shopping in dubai. i couldn't have done it without you thank you for enlightening me that i deserve more then trash! may you have a blessed life! work hard maybe one day you can afford a little bungalow

    • @aberamagold7509
      @aberamagold7509 Год назад

      ​@kukukaka968
      You need to take an English class or 10.

    • @turanx0
      @turanx0 Год назад +10

      @@kukukaka968Lmao, no need for that. There’s bitterness in that. You gotta be thankful in your soul and become rich in silence. She’ll find out about you becoming rich by herself and feel the pain. Maybe she’ll try and approach you, in which case just ignore her as if she’s dead because you don’t care anymore. The ultimate win.

  • @LRS71
    @LRS71 Год назад +2

    Every time I see one of my fellow gym bros flexing at the gym I always give them props! People work hard for their bodies! 🔥

  • @paliscapes509
    @paliscapes509 Год назад +79

    2:23 “Does thou talketh back?!” 😂👍

  • @A.N.O.I.D
    @A.N.O.I.D Год назад +15

    "If she's got an only fans she's not for you she's for the fans"

  • @savydaniel
    @savydaniel Год назад +201

    "If she's got an only fans, she's not for you, she's for the fans" - that hit deeeeep!

    • @lllllMlllll
      @lllllMlllll 9 месяцев назад +8

      Really? Pff .. It is a plain straightforward statement with no depth whatsoever. Maybe it is you who is too shallow lol

    • @chuckalexander3318
      @chuckalexander3318 6 месяцев назад +1

      It's not a rhyme if it's the same word 😂

    • @HolyNamed
      @HolyNamed 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@chuckalexander3318 womp womp

    • @clearsky9109
      @clearsky9109 3 месяца назад

      ​@@lllllMlllll or your the one too hurt

    • @JoeyP946
      @JoeyP946 2 месяца назад

      lol dating a porn star was never recommended

  • @neilh1904
    @neilh1904 10 месяцев назад +1

    Loved this one. Prefer your longer work. Keep it up, brother

  • @dean0195
    @dean0195 Год назад +122

    You missed the best part when the husband stopped his wife's self defence attacks. He walked away and said he wanted his money back from her taking those classes😂

    • @Christopher-qq4dl
      @Christopher-qq4dl Год назад

      😅

    • @amberg4131
      @amberg4131 11 месяцев назад +5

      Literally had an add pop up about being safe and secure…it began like “Do you worry about unwanted attacks?”
      I thought it was the video😅

  • @unknown20005
    @unknown20005 Год назад +4

    there is something so satisfying about watching men just completely ignore and side step some chick that is trying to hit on them when she is most likely already in another relationship

  • @itszvy
    @itszvy Год назад +211

    Im i the only one that gets sad when the video ends? But also loves the "she belongs to the streets" part?

  • @Weekenday
    @Weekenday Год назад +9

    0:16 im crying 😂😂 definitely stealing that one

  • @yeahbuddy300lbs
    @yeahbuddy300lbs Год назад +14

    The homie Arako motivated me to hit the gym and fucking take care of myself. No more being scrawny at damn near 25. Thanks for the videos, keep it up

  • @deadheart6168
    @deadheart6168 Год назад +3

    "One fish, two fish, sad bitch, imma get a new bitch"🤣 Boy got bars

  • @wolverine89893
    @wolverine89893 Год назад +34

    My favorite one is when the girl makes fun of the size of his manhood and then he comes back with a big pot and spoon starts making that motion in it LMAO 😂

  • @InexpiateShade
    @InexpiateShade Год назад +13

    6:47 🤣😆☠️This man is a well grounded savage who works as a positive influence in keeping this woman down to earth....... Hes obviously made this lucky lady a happily married punching bag

  • @scrubdubber1559
    @scrubdubber1559 Год назад +240

    Important to note that for the Park Dae Sung incident, the ring girl was not the one who accused him of sexual harassment, it was the internet…

    • @bubblephobiaoftheshire
      @bubblephobiaoftheshire Год назад +54

      Yeah, it really looks like she wasn't expecting him to pull her to him. And he was just hyped in the moment. People are just ridiculous, he didn't do anything wrong.

    • @aberamagold7509
      @aberamagold7509 Год назад +5

      We got that.

    • @Ziggyhere57
      @Ziggyhere57 Год назад +8

      What the point being a ring girl can't do the job

    • @thamor4746
      @thamor4746 Год назад +32

      @@Ziggyhere57 Think you still confused, the ring girls did their job and didn't accuse him of anything. It's this crazy world we live in and people seeing that started accusing him, while the ring girl had no problem with it.

    • @gooble69
      @gooble69 Год назад +22

      @@thamor4746 " It's this crazy world we live in and people seeing that started accusing him"
      This pretty much sums it up. There are people who have a demand to be offended, but not having anything in their own lives to be offended about they search out others to be offend on behalf of.
      It's victim culture and it is a form of insanity.

  • @Phantomshader
    @Phantomshader 11 месяцев назад +4

    0:38
    W to my mans XD
    "You gon be a lonely bitch, single bitch, sad bitch, and Im gonna get a bitch" W TO MY MAN BRO

  • @Francis-ke2mf
    @Francis-ke2mf Год назад +34

    When he gave her the flower she was like wtf cringe but when he took it back,she was dead inside 😂

  • @Azzie420
    @Azzie420 Год назад +1

    Them lads were GOATED always drag your brothers out of the dirt, you’ll never know when you’re the one needing to be dragged next 💯 king energy.

  • @dennisnielsen6293
    @dennisnielsen6293 Год назад +16

    The facts that she had to ask him who's the leader, show that it ain't her😂
    Great video ARAKO, had me laughing my ass off, I needed that today, thanks🙏🏻

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 9 месяцев назад

      Excellent point, sir!

  • @oogway6996
    @oogway6996 11 месяцев назад +1

    "Is thou talking back?!?!?!!" MAN I'M DEAD

  • @boodledemic6430
    @boodledemic6430 Год назад +125

    I appreciate when men stop simping because a lot of these girls are way prettier than some of us and we were starting to lose hope that personality mattered more 😅 so yeah, gives me hope.

    • @mfntonberry
      @mfntonberry Год назад

      They aren't. Your standards are just low.

    • @nimblehuman
      @nimblehuman Год назад +18

      TBH, too pretty is its own headache and heartache. One really hard lesson we are all learning in this day and age is that evil often comes in beautiful packages. Believe me, personality matters a LOT more than these ideologues would have you believe. So long as you aren't disfigured are in reasonable shape, I'd wager you are a lot more appealing to men than you give yourself credit for. 🙏🏾

    • @yeahbuddy300lbs
      @yeahbuddy300lbs Год назад +5

      I'd say past a certain age, with maturity, most men realize that beauty really doesn't matter that much. If you're a good woman you'll find someone, it's simple

    • @bandawin18
      @bandawin18 Год назад

      Personality has always been more important, hoes just try to turn that into a joke to make their own chances better 😂

    • @DaddyBlasto
      @DaddyBlasto Год назад +3

      Mature man will choose woman with everlasting beauty (beauty of the heart) bwcayse in the end, love is not about physical, but sould and emotion.

  • @heyyo21
    @heyyo21 11 месяцев назад +2

    Dude 100% saved a baby out of a burning building. I was there, I saw it.

  • @unappealingpig8592
    @unappealingpig8592 Год назад +48

    "Women are scary, Treacherous in this dunya, telling ya" that had me dyin 😭

  • @FearZoo
    @FearZoo Год назад +70

    DOEST THOU TALKETH BACK?

  • @Pizzathyme117
    @Pizzathyme117 Год назад +58

    We had a pretty trash boys soccer team in high school, like 4 subs. We went 1-13-2 (should've been 5-11, but still not good). The girls team went like 12-4 or something like that. They talked trash to us the entire season until we scrimmaged them near the end. We quit once the boys went up 10-0, and had restrictions on our best players where they couldn't move the ball forward so our defenders scored the last 5 goals.

    • @Concerned.Citizen
      @Concerned.Citizen Год назад +10

      I had a similar situation in high school, where there was a freshmen team below JV that I played on as a freshman. And we were not good
      But we beat the really, really good (some went to d1 colleges and one went straight to Olympic development) girl's varsity team 7-3 in a 45 minute scrimmage. It's just not fair competition

    • @YerDa67
      @YerDa67 Год назад

      Football*

    • @Concerned.Citizen
      @Concerned.Citizen Год назад +1

      @@YerDa67 USA 🇺🇸

    • @DanielGarcia-lr6vr
      @DanielGarcia-lr6vr 11 месяцев назад +1

      What women don't get is just because your good against girls doesn't mean your gonna be good against dudes even if they suck vs other dudes it's all about thier ego wanting to be better then guys.

    • @Lina-ws3by
      @Lina-ws3by 11 месяцев назад

      They can talk shit, they out performed you among their peers. Saying you beat them is like calling a college team bad because they talked shit to an NFL team that rolled them in a scrim.

  • @strxwberrymoki5031
    @strxwberrymoki5031 11 месяцев назад

    2:21 Absoulutely blew me away. "Does Thou Talketh BACK??" I'll be using this from now on.

  • @obaloluwaoloyede4479
    @obaloluwaoloyede4479 Год назад +5

    Please absolutely more of these

  • @staingun20
    @staingun20 Год назад +1

    5:00 I like that part man, brothers supporting each other.

  • @NoeX99
    @NoeX99 Год назад +9

    You know its a good day when ARAKO post

  • @mtthwpnn
    @mtthwpnn Год назад +6

    23:07 😂 the magic of the mute button

  • @Shadow66090
    @Shadow66090 Год назад +39

    "She needs to keep her nose out of everyone's business"
    That was brutal. Oof.

  • @ISA4400-m8y
    @ISA4400-m8y Год назад +12

    The part where she learned SELF DEFENCE calling out her boyfriend with a recording camera GOT ME DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games
    @Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games Год назад +19

    2:46 - That one made me absolutely crack up laughing 😂

  • @shivadizayin
    @shivadizayin 11 месяцев назад +2

    1:56 can’t the poor guy just enjoy his Sunday afternoon ?!
    Brother has the exhausted look and sound .

  • @darickbonebrake6774
    @darickbonebrake6774 Год назад +4

    This vid is definitely one of your best and been watching for a bit. Thanks dude. This is legendary

  • @laymans.theory
    @laymans.theory Год назад +3

    “She’ll call again...told ya.“ 💀

  • @nasumi
    @nasumi Год назад +8

    I love this videos they never fail to make me laugh, thank you for making these ARAKO!!

  • @anikajain571
    @anikajain571 10 месяцев назад +1

    It's refreshing to see & hear men turning the tables back like many of these vids 👍

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Год назад +75

    She said "wanna have my babies" probably cuz she wants that child support

    • @TorontoPopulistConservative
      @TorontoPopulistConservative Год назад

      Women these days are larping as men. They aren't fucking anyone, they're getting fucked. Men aren't having their babies, their having men's babies. This is the most unattractive thing ever. Men and women are different.

    • @Walterthefriendly
      @Walterthefriendly 4 месяца назад +2

      Strong, independent woman needs to "earn" her new house somehow. Just not in a way that contributes to society.

  • @slade178
    @slade178 Год назад +4

    for the fight at 16:03, the sad part alot of people don't know is it wasn't even the girl who made the claim,it was others who made it.

  • @davidtaiwoolowa9155
    @davidtaiwoolowa9155 Год назад +21

    the self defense clip ended me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JordonJ
    @JordonJ Год назад +9

    This is the best series ever on RUclips

  • @ringzero3260
    @ringzero3260 Год назад +2

    Self defense is called that because its for defending yourself, not attacking others

  • @Firistate
    @Firistate Год назад +28

    The one with the girl "controlling a 600lb animal" killed me 😂😂😂

    • @executor142
      @executor142 Год назад +1

      annchen.augustine

    • @thestranger5575
      @thestranger5575 Год назад +2

      I collapsed and I couldn’t breath when I heard that one 😂😂😂😂

    • @Kipplz
      @Kipplz 7 месяцев назад

      and using that bit of control to stand the horse still, next to a mirror wall..
      actions speak loud, indeeed!!

  • @Decade_1703
    @Decade_1703 Год назад +1

    I lost it when the Brudda went full Shakespeare: Does thou talketh back?😂

  • @nothanks3236
    @nothanks3236 Год назад +16

    10:47 "Where's the younglings" LOL

  • @thamor4746
    @thamor4746 Год назад +7

    18:52 That is me visiting my friend and his wife goes ballistic on him for drinking beer with me and I am just o_o

  • @Madvillian83
    @Madvillian83 Год назад +18

    Shit was hilarious great way to start off the week keep up the great content arako respect

  • @slyderace
    @slyderace 11 месяцев назад

    The dude on the escalator had me in the first half. Ngl - I called him a simp, until he walked away! :D Bravo good sir! LOL

  • @Thesneakyassassin
    @Thesneakyassassin Год назад +30

    Love your content man, keep up the good work

  • @markb4168
    @markb4168 Месяц назад

    The Charlie Sloth "Perfect"..... Was perfect bro🤘🤘

  • @bphillip6842
    @bphillip6842 Год назад +8

    9:31 “she forgot to text you back”
    Is wrong xD she saw ur txt & CHOSE to take 3days to respond 🤣🤣
    She waited till she was bored and wanted someone to talk to lol

  • @knightdriven4202
    @knightdriven4202 9 месяцев назад +2

    I hate women calling men "daddy"
    As a parent, it's THE creepiest thing to hear from someone that isn't your child

  • @Brian-WolfmanJack99
    @Brian-WolfmanJack99 Год назад +9

    @24:00 Gotta love when the drunk women get even bigger attitudes than when they're sober. I worked as a bouncer as well and drunk chicks think they deserve special treatment.

  • @crankful
    @crankful Год назад +4

    The ‘I hate my dad..’ into that transition 💀💀

  • @pomztoybox6877
    @pomztoybox6877 Год назад +23

    Women gotta be careful touching on dudes (especially the weight lifters) because some of us got women that are highly protective and will NOT take that level of disrespect.
    I’m 50 and the wife gets a tad fired up when women check me out in public much less touch me. I asked her why so jealous she responds “I put the decades into you and will not allow some little 304 to just scoop you up after you’ve all trained in, financially solid, and bringing back the 6 pack”. Lol she gotta point😂

    • @SirDistic
      @SirDistic Год назад +10

      Yes and no. She needs to remember that you pledged to be faithful, not blind. At the end of the day you're coming home to her, not them.

    • @glidkomer
      @glidkomer Год назад +2

      ​@@SirDistic💯

    • @Samsung-1.9Cu.Ft.Microwave
      @Samsung-1.9Cu.Ft.Microwave Год назад

      @@SirDistic what does that even mean, not blind?

    • @SirDistic
      @SirDistic Год назад +2

      @@Samsung-1.9Cu.Ft.Microwave I let her know that when we started dating that I agreed to not touch other women but I will look at them. If she doesn't like it she can find someone else.

    • @Samsung-1.9Cu.Ft.Microwave
      @Samsung-1.9Cu.Ft.Microwave Год назад

      @@SirDistic Is she allowed to look at other men?

  • @TheYabuk
    @TheYabuk 10 месяцев назад +2

    that leg sweep lol

  • @alexzambrano5072
    @alexzambrano5072 Год назад +5

    Oh boy, u about to reach a million subs. Keep it up Arako!

  • @lsr_talkshow
    @lsr_talkshow Год назад +7

    I like that 0:46 part ... that's fact 😂

  • @TheforealDanDan
    @TheforealDanDan Год назад +10

    At 6:55 I died, homie was like okay cmon. 😂

  • @gabbyleach3722
    @gabbyleach3722 10 месяцев назад +1

    The guy eating a burger in front of the vegan😂😂😂😂😂😂 thats my energy right there😂😂😂

  • @lax0san141
    @lax0san141 Год назад +4

    Nice new cut man looks fire 🔥

  • @Enigmajestic1
    @Enigmajestic1 Год назад +1

    Dude who checked his girl for calling him Daddy is the 🐐
    “Strawberry… Napkin…. Fiji” 😂😂😂

  • @marcuspinson
    @marcuspinson Год назад +4

    Always a good day when arako drops a video

  • @bennyl2487
    @bennyl2487 26 дней назад +1

    12:43 this guy is from an Aussie Italian comedy group and definitely worth a watch

  • @TheMasterkeith123
    @TheMasterkeith123 Год назад +5

    “…And good morning 🍾”
    Lmao Arako wild 🤣

  • @melissacole4903
    @melissacole4903 Месяц назад

    “…habibti , you’re bad luck!” 😅😂

  • @juanjosoler336
    @juanjosoler336 Год назад +8

    17:04 Bro is the definition of inner peace

  • @izelynnsparglin6057
    @izelynnsparglin6057 Год назад +1

    "Does thy talketh backeth" is crazy 😂😂😂

  • @lightfoot.2000
    @lightfoot.2000 Год назад +6

    🔥 This one here was a Banger! 🤘😎

  • @StrawCurrent
    @StrawCurrent Год назад +1

    The fact that you said she needs to keep her nose out of it and her nose was centre of the video “(What did he sayyyyyyyyyyyy)”😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @naelmohammed9551
    @naelmohammed9551 Год назад +9

    DOES THOU TALKETH BACK?! 🤣

  • @ausualsuspect9639
    @ausualsuspect9639 Год назад +1

    “You’re bad luck” 😂😂😂

  • @Mixwell1983
    @Mixwell1983 Год назад +5

    5:00 sometimes when your 2nd guess or tripping you need the homies to set your right.. Ive had my chick call me a "dog" for no reason but im like yup i am a dogs cuz dogs are the most fucking loyal "woof woof woof"😂😂

  • @Xuhybrid
    @Xuhybrid Год назад +1

    9:00 is great. I'm not into football but just chillin with someone you like, that's ideal life.

  • @craighay7461
    @craighay7461 Год назад +4

    Longer videos are much better.
    Nothing worse than having to stop what I'm doing, every 5 minutes, to skip to the next one.
    Keep it up, please. 👍

  • @darrenlee2775
    @darrenlee2775 Год назад +17

    I have to thank Victoria for leaving me after fourteen years of marriage. Two months later my new girlfriend moved in and I have been the happiest of my entire life with Heather, three years of bliss. When life gets dark it can only get better and it sure did, never thought I could be this happy. I don't know if my ex has anyone or not, don't give a shit. I do know she doesn't know how to be happy but I hope she learns how real fast because her beauty is aging away fast as hell.

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 Год назад +2

      Wait until you get to the 5 to 7 years mark. Also, hope you learned the lesson and don't get married again, but living together in most places still entitles her to take half of everything.

  • @patrickraymond8216
    @patrickraymond8216 9 месяцев назад +1

    Does thou talketh back....is still crazy.😂😂