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  • "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
    ~Albert Einstein
    Video is a satire. It shows past and possible future conflicts in a humorous way - countryballs animation
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    / polishtortoise
    Countries included: France, Germany, Poland, USSR, USA, China and Czechoslovakia
    There also are: Belgium, 4ball (Prehistoric countryball in post-apocalyptic version), NATO and Austria
    Countryballs animated - meme video about... random geography things 🌎
    Global conflicts presented in a meme polandball animation
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  • @PolishTortoise
    @PolishTortoise  2 года назад +620

    Check out my merch! 🗿
    my-store-c124f8.creator-spring.com

  • @NotSoDimDreams
    @NotSoDimDreams 2 года назад +2653

    “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
    Albert Einstein

    • @PolishTortoise
      @PolishTortoise  2 года назад +602

      This is basicly a quote that inspired me to do this video 😉

    • @pixelj69
      @pixelj69 2 года назад +18

      Loo

    • @mateshpl6552
      @mateshpl6552 2 года назад +50

      When I saw "ww4" and watched this balls I thinked about it. Exacly

    • @sr.chi7741
      @sr.chi7741 2 года назад +5

      @@mateshpl6552 same

    • @coltoncarson_UKR-RUS
      @coltoncarson_UKR-RUS 2 года назад +3

      Beat me to it!

  • @Murfety
    @Murfety 2 года назад +3029

    I see Tortoise have really optimistic vision of our future.

    • @hfido_
      @hfido_ 2 года назад +19

      haha lol

    • @TheRockDefinitelyReal
      @TheRockDefinitelyReal 2 года назад +92

      Optimistic because Germany isn't the main enemy for once

    • @au_ro
      @au_ro 2 года назад +5

      oblasts are back

    • @au_ro
      @au_ro 2 года назад +6

      @@TheRockDefinitelyReal losing 2 wars is losing for frienemies

    • @Community_AntiTikTok
      @Community_AntiTikTok 2 года назад +12

      I follow you, Murfety.

  • @dylangtech
    @dylangtech 2 года назад +880

    The ending of the World War trilogy was so controversial they made a 4th, but it was really low-budget

    • @fikzmapper227
      @fikzmapper227 2 года назад +49

      Because they forgor moeny 💀

    • @sayba6766
      @sayba6766 Год назад +4

      Lol

    • @yoyman740
      @yoyman740 Год назад +4

      its you again!1!!1 (its me ferdinand marcos for the second time)

    • @monarchvh8593
      @monarchvh8593 Год назад +11

      About that proposed 5th one, it might finally get made, even if it barley any of the original characters are in it

    • @Nemless6661
      @Nemless6661 11 месяцев назад

      Nah all the good producers just died from nukes so they had to get shit ones

  • @norwayball6360
    @norwayball6360 2 года назад +304

    This is a reference to Einstein’s theory that ww3 would be a nuclear one and ww4 would be fought with rocks and sitcks

    • @Applestripe
      @Applestripe 2 года назад +34

      The original version is "I don't know what WW3 will be, but WW4 will be fought with dislikes and unsubs"

    • @Applestripe
      @Applestripe Год назад +6

      @ThatOneDude no lol

    • @Applestripe
      @Applestripe Год назад +5

      @ThatOneDude in 2016

    • @thegreatestoctopus9739
      @thegreatestoctopus9739 Год назад

      @ThatOneDude r/woosh

    • @thegreatestoctopus9739
      @thegreatestoctopus9739 Год назад

      @ThatOneDude because it was a VERY obvious joke that went over your head, I may have spelled it wronged but it still applies to your case

  • @PixelDogAnimatuons
    @PixelDogAnimatuons Год назад +114

    0:00 WW1 Germany / VS \ France
    0:11 WW2 German SPEEDRUN
    0:19 Germany vs Poland vs USSR
    0:35 WW3 NATO vs Bing chilling vs Russia 0:41 WW4 Billiard Balls

  • @Torontoball
    @Torontoball 2 года назад +393

    This is a certified World Wars classic

  • @FreshVito_bg
    @FreshVito_bg 2 года назад +115

    Ah, this definitely gives me hope and motivation for the future. Thank you PolishTortoise!
    (Awesome video as always btw)

    • @Arnut-stuff-tr
      @Arnut-stuff-tr Год назад +1

      This.. gives.... motivation and hope......
      I sEnSe sOmE dOsE oF sArcAsM HeRe...

  • @UnnecessarySerb
    @UnnecessarySerb 2 года назад +63

    Nicely done.

  • @eggcepti0n
    @eggcepti0n 2 года назад +116

    I loved it when Germany said “It’s german time” and germed all over the place. Truly something humanity needs to see.

  • @JeremyTheBluespottedCornetfish
    @JeremyTheBluespottedCornetfish Год назад +54

    I love how Germany is extremely fastly blitzkrieging through Europe then they hit the USSR and the USSR doesn't even notice.

    • @Faki4s
      @Faki4s Год назад +6

      Слава совјетском народу

    • @doomboi8637
      @doomboi8637 Год назад

      didnt notice ?? 100 million soviet troops dead

  • @visyxl
    @visyxl 9 месяцев назад +19

    0:16 "Sorry Cesko, but he gave me some nice candy" - Slovakia 1939

  • @RedStarMapping
    @RedStarMapping 2 года назад +69

    Well that is some really good animating over here!
    May I ask you how do you make those maps with the terrain? Do you have any techniques or you just draw random shapes over it? ;D

    • @PolishTortoise
      @PolishTortoise  2 года назад +19

      I just look for height maps and redraw them, then I also try to sill in the spots that arent on the maps so that it looks good and complete

    • @RedStarMapping
      @RedStarMapping 2 года назад +1

      @@PolishTortoise Very well, thank you!

    • @MimeBrikk
      @MimeBrikk 2 года назад

      @@PolishTortoise I invite you subscribe to me, I make art and you might be interested.

  • @Tobi-ln9xr
    @Tobi-ln9xr Год назад +92

    WW4 was truly monumental.

  • @Tobi-ln9xr
    @Tobi-ln9xr 2 года назад +27

    That Erika remix really slapped! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @RC_Meister
    @RC_Meister 2 года назад +98

    Szybkie tempo nie zawsze popłaca, Niemcu...
    Piękna animacja ;)

    • @Applestripe
      @Applestripe 2 года назад +4

      Spokojnie jeszcze przyjdzie V Rzesza aka II Deutsches Kaisereich

    • @thegreatestoctopus9739
      @thegreatestoctopus9739 Год назад +3

      @@Applestripe why the fifth and not the fourth Reich?

    • @Applestripe
      @Applestripe Год назад +1

      @@thegreatestoctopus9739 The Bundesrepublik is the 4th one

    • @thegreatestoctopus9739
      @thegreatestoctopus9739 Год назад +4

      @@Applestripe it isn't technically a Reich, Reich means empire, the first one is the HRE the second is the German empire and the third is the nazis (although they weren't a monarchy, Hitler proclaimed it as the third Reich and was in complete control) the bundesrepublik is a democracy and has not yet proclaimed the Reich, although hopefully the monarchy will one day return ans lead a more independent, powerful and free Europe

    • @Darwidx
      @Darwidx Год назад +1

      ​@@thegreatestoctopus9739 We used to name it that way in Poland, like V French Republic or III Polish Comonwealth, IV Reich is just a common language, not a fact.
      Also Weimar republic was a German Reich to but Adolf didn't count it as a real Reich.
      Reich means almost opposite from empire from 2 world war. It emphasizes the autonomy of German lands like in HRE, German Empire or German republics.
      Reich in Polish is "rzesza" what also means "many (people)" like "rzesza fanów" means many fans. It's very close with word "zrzeszenie" what means group of people "with same target or doing same things"like organizations.

  • @au_ro
    @au_ro 2 года назад +30

    we love wars dont we

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 Год назад +2

      We do, and that is ok

    • @fedee3378
      @fedee3378 Год назад

      Bad for people if you do not know

  • @48534
    @48534 2 года назад +19

    thanks you made my day your friend from saudi Arabia

    • @PolishTortoise
      @PolishTortoise  2 года назад +5

      Yoo first Super Thanks on my channel, thanks man!

    • @48534
      @48534 2 года назад

      @@PolishTortoise you deserve it.;)

    • @MeshalGaming-Pro
      @MeshalGaming-Pro Год назад

      10 riyals are worth 3.75$

  • @arandomcrusader6707
    @arandomcrusader6707 2 года назад +26

    For your humour and animation skills you just earned a subscriber.

  • @caveboxx
    @caveboxx Год назад +3

    0:16 pls germany no attaking me !

  • @Pennsylvania_ball
    @Pennsylvania_ball Год назад +7

    0:24 Ayo Britain stop staring at me like that. 💀

  • @sunny_jones4509
    @sunny_jones4509 Год назад +2

    0:28 top ten best anime fights

  • @Peteboi64932
    @Peteboi64932 Год назад +5

    What Einstein once said: I don’t know what WW3 will look like, but WW4 will be with stones and sticks

    • @Faki4s
      @Faki4s Год назад

      нуклеарне печурке

  • @infinityfuture2024official
    @infinityfuture2024official Год назад +7

    WW1: Guns and tanks
    WW2: Also guns and tanks
    WW3: Nuke
    WW4: sticc
    WW5: joe biden

    • @Faki4s
      @Faki4s Год назад +1

      Џо ће умрети :)

    • @OrangeyGuy
      @OrangeyGuy Год назад +1

      Congratulations! You've won nothing!

  • @tanermen-9327
    @tanermen-9327 2 года назад +101

    WW1,WW2 and WW3: Very good wars
    WW4:
    S T I C K 💀

  • @sayussi
    @sayussi Год назад +13

    As a war i can confirm this is indeed true

  • @plasticfoodz6025
    @plasticfoodz6025 2 года назад +8

    aint no way german be coming back to war after this dawg💀💀💀

  • @Tobi-ln9xr
    @Tobi-ln9xr 2 года назад +12

    Future generations will say that this guy was a time traveller.

  • @Toczux
    @Toczux Год назад +13

    Jak fajnie się ogląda twoje filmy... Robisz to według mnie najlepiej z wszystkich ludzi którzy nagrywają countryballs. ;D

  • @thehonouredone443
    @thehonouredone443 Год назад +7

    0:40 that is what a countryball looks like inside

  • @YourlocalSalvadoran
    @YourlocalSalvadoran 2 года назад +6

    This explains perfectly about History of 4 world wars in 53 seconds

  • @Directed2212
    @Directed2212 2 года назад +8

    0:31 the Soviet union is the wall you can never cross

  • @vexab143
    @vexab143 2 года назад +7

    certified war moment

  • @donjuangaming_gyatt
    @donjuangaming_gyatt Год назад +1

    Turn on the subtitles on this mans older videos, Like after his Poland.exe video idk, it's an experience

  • @gothen2k86
    @gothen2k86 2 года назад +4

    Stary świetnie rozwija ci się kanał tak trzymaj

  • @ilonaszekeres1260
    @ilonaszekeres1260 Год назад +2

    I really anjoy your videos and your style is very beautiful. In short you have a different and i like it very much. Pls make new videos i would be very happy.

  • @radudumitru7692
    @radudumitru7692 2 года назад +9

    0:04 I just learned at history about the battle of Somme. This is a very accurate representation of what I understood

  • @Pigraider268
    @Pigraider268 Год назад +2

    Wow Einstein reference with the WW IV so on point I love it

  • @Charix_Id
    @Charix_Id Год назад +7

    0:14 Name sound effect?

    • @quetzal5217
      @quetzal5217 Год назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/Yz5-kq1XBvM/видео.html

    • @Charix_Id
      @Charix_Id Год назад +1

      ​@@quetzal5217 what I mean is when the third reich took control of Austria, not after

  • @hich512
    @hich512 11 месяцев назад +4

    Не знаю чем мы будем воевать в 3-й мировой, но в 4 мы будем сражаться камнями и копьями.

  • @YourNormalTexan
    @YourNormalTexan 2 года назад +3

    What is the music lol

  • @FletcherSadler-z3z
    @FletcherSadler-z3z Год назад +1

    In ww1 the USA Did not join until the closing stages of the war but they took the credit

  • @VuleProductions
    @VuleProductions 2 года назад +8

    As a human i can relate to this

  • @trinitystephen625
    @trinitystephen625 Год назад +2

    Ww4 will be fought sticks and stones
    -Albert Einstein

  • @AARUYT57093
    @AARUYT57093 9 месяцев назад +3

    Bro Germany was speeding like the rs6 on the autobahn💀💀💀💀

  • @pixelj69
    @pixelj69 2 года назад +1

    Technology Is The Best! Nothing can go wrong with technology!
    Technology: 0:41

  • @malalfall7008
    @malalfall7008 2 года назад +3

    We need the n@zi song in bass boosted lol

  • @DoodledevOSC
    @DoodledevOSC 2 года назад +2

    WWIV? Is that even possible?!

  • @samueladeniyi3704
    @samueladeniyi3704 2 года назад +3

    Love the way it shows how the 3rd reich almost speedran all of Europe

  • @JelloAnims
    @JelloAnims Год назад +1

    This Is the certified Polishtortoise moment

  • @aperson6000
    @aperson6000 Год назад +3

    0:39 ah yes, this is how adventure time started
    Big boom mushroom war

  • @pietergoorts8860
    @pietergoorts8860 Год назад +1

    nicely done! and i like the sound effects

  • @erykowski3739
    @erykowski3739 Год назад +4

    bardzo fajne filmy robisz szczerze mówiąc najlepsze jakie widziałem o countrybalach

  • @Uncomfortable12345
    @Uncomfortable12345 3 месяца назад +3

    Ww3 wouldn’t happen right?
    RIGHT?

    • @Hade_exe
      @Hade_exe 27 дней назад

      maybe ww3 is the friends we made along the way

  • @AntiFurrySoldier_13
    @AntiFurrySoldier_13 Год назад +1

    Props to Tortoise traveling to the future just to tell us!

  • @Scoksb
    @Scoksb Год назад +4

    Speedrunning be like

  • @balixs
    @balixs Год назад +2

    Astronauts in space during World War III:
    -Easy.

  • @775A_
    @775A_ Год назад +4

    0:31 diagnosis : skill issue

  • @ingsocball_GHMA
    @ingsocball_GHMA Год назад +1

    This vídeo is a every very very very very very very very very very very very very best thing i see today

  • @moti3x-motix
    @moti3x-motix 2 года назад +3

    holy 💩 man ur animating skills just increased
    hope to see more 👌
    ciekawa wizja przyszłości bdw ×D

  • @JeremyTheBluespottedCornetfish
    @JeremyTheBluespottedCornetfish Год назад +1

    WW5: we monkey, we like monkey, and we will shoot you with bamboo stick and gunpowder

  • @jayden1811
    @jayden1811 Год назад +11

    0:01 WWI 0:13 WW2. 0:38 WW3. 0:44 WW4

  • @KingdomRepublic
    @KingdomRepublic Год назад +2

    Man we need to finish the trilogy, Come on Germany the third one is a charm 🌝

  • @FreeIsrael18
    @FreeIsrael18 Год назад +3

    0:30 That song is a banger as Heck! 😂

  • @Turtlesanimation
    @Turtlesanimation Год назад +2

    I also like Poland and tortoise …

  • @kotel_pl4152
    @kotel_pl4152 2 года назад +3

    a masterpiece of countryballs cinematography

  • @Kevin-ps9yf
    @Kevin-ps9yf 2 года назад +1

    Ww1 germany: Taka Taka Taka
    Ww2 germany: Brrrrrr
    0:14

  • @shortwavewaver9759
    @shortwavewaver9759 2 года назад +4

    Good job animating!

  • @zuvereetoya
    @zuvereetoya 2 года назад +1

    Looks so cool

  • @wyznawcabeliara614
    @wyznawcabeliara614 Год назад +3

    Kocham te animacje❤
    Czekam na kolejne

  • @Exodia0715
    @Exodia0715 Год назад +1

    I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
    - Albert Einstein

  • @strange3082
    @strange3082 2 года назад +4

    Это прекрасно :)

  • @Ayanokoji_0869
    @Ayanokoji_0869 2 месяца назад

    0:29 Banger 🎉🎉

  • @imoved22
    @imoved22 2 года назад +2

    My brain when I hear the word "History":

  • @-Kuru-Reichtangle-Historian-
    @-Kuru-Reichtangle-Historian- Год назад +1

    An amazing quote and videos!! So based on the thing that is real.
    But the noise at the end sounded cringe, its funny tho

  • @ruralmaoismagenda
    @ruralmaoismagenda 2 года назад

    the film is great, but one detail that does not suit me is that the general governament is not shown here because there was a protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia there anyway

  • @uyguristan1646
    @uyguristan1646 2 года назад +1

    Hello, I call out to the reader of this comment, I need a friend, there was someone who stabbed me in the back and I am interested in Turkish mappingci and countryballs. (Im Turkiye Turkic)

  • @pacjenthdmapping9719
    @pacjenthdmapping9719 Год назад +2

    If WWIV will go like this then WWV woule be with medieval technology, WWVI would go with a victorian era technology, WWVII with WW1 technology, WWVIII with WW2 Technology, WWIX with WW3 technology and it will fly over and over again..Damn

  • @literaldoorknob
    @literaldoorknob Год назад +1

    I unironically thought France was in Poland's land and Germany was in Russia/USSR's in the WW1 bit

  • @Red_Baron_220
    @Red_Baron_220 Год назад +2

    Germany: It's blitzkrieg time >=)
    USSR: how about... NO

  • @Witheros22
    @Witheros22 Год назад +1

    I have the idea for ,, Empire.exe 3 "
    1) Ottoman empire
    2) Europan union
    3) Spain empire
    4) Persia empire
    5) SCO
    Please, do that. You are best 🥺

  • @Kunktator
    @Kunktator 7 месяцев назад +2

    xDD british °_° 0:24

  • @Grkemy
    @Grkemy 2 года назад +1

    PLEASE DO LIKE THIS VIDEOS CUTE AND SO FUNNY
    Country bally
    I love poland :]

  • @MaphilindoUnion
    @MaphilindoUnion Год назад +2

    If y'all wondering what the germans are speaking in the background, Its the german march song "Erika". You can search that up.

  • @Livarian_mapper
    @Livarian_mapper 2 месяца назад +1

    I don’t know how the third world war will be fought, but the fourth will be fought with sticks and stones. (c) Albert Einstein

  • @luthfimuhammad3068
    @luthfimuhammad3068 2 года назад

    "This is a kind of video that my name would be mentioned"
    - Albert Einstein

  • @stickbugsalt7379
    @stickbugsalt7379 Год назад

    491 comments this should have like 12k underated

  • @osvaldomorales-km9ug
    @osvaldomorales-km9ug Год назад +2

    Boom

  • @odishaball4278
    @odishaball4278 2 года назад +1

    WW1-baycally has no reason
    WW2-german go E
    WW3-BOOM
    WW4- *MONKE NOISES*

  • @irrial3648
    @irrial3648 Год назад +1

    Я не помню, но какой-то умный человек сказал: "Я не знаю чем будут воевать в третью мировую войну, но четвертая мировая начнется из-за Украины"

  • @limeboygames7471
    @limeboygames7471 2 года назад +1

    Hello, I LOVE the video. Excellent work! Btw What was that music whilst Germany was thrashing Europe in WWII? Thanks :D

  • @janli3649
    @janli3649 Год назад

    I like the beats 0:28

  • @Geometry703
    @Geometry703 7 месяцев назад

    Even I always get scared of that WWll German flag the music slapped hard

  • @Brazilian_Countryball_Hue
    @Brazilian_Countryball_Hue Год назад

    Bro resumed all world wars in less than 2 minutes

  • @levipapa4468
    @levipapa4468 Год назад

    WW2 is basically the younger child meeting the older child

  • @RedOnYT3950
    @RedOnYT3950 Год назад +1

    POV: Romania? I also subscribed.

  • @juraj95
    @juraj95 Год назад +1

    German third reich invaded France send troops and when then reached Paris France 🇫🇷 is finished

  • @German_empire493
    @German_empire493 Год назад +1

    N@zi germany :no one stop me soviet union chiling:ops i killed someone whatever

  • @whatsupdoc7195
    @whatsupdoc7195 Год назад +1

    Hungary i a really good place to live like better than iceland

  • @christinepaje5995
    @christinepaje5995 11 месяцев назад

    aliens:
    *Is someone talking about wars how about WWV thats fun*