Can 300lbs of Play-Doh STOP a Barrett Sniper Rifle?!?!

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

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  • @DemolitionRanch
    @DemolitionRanch  4 года назад +1563

    simplisafe.com/demoranch

    • @wwilson3056
      @wwilson3056 4 года назад +2

      Love you

    • @fxfxrki
      @fxfxrki 4 года назад +4

      Ayyy I'm so early. I achieved something in my life

    • @zakevans9834
      @zakevans9834 4 года назад +5

      Hi matt

    • @tos4057
      @tos4057 4 года назад +6

      Thanks imma use it just to support you

    • @nicolepalese8879
      @nicolepalese8879 4 года назад +4

      your the best matt

  • @user-ki8nw5ki5o
    @user-ki8nw5ki5o 4 года назад +3412

    This is the guy you hear about in math class that buys 300 watermelons and 40 gallons of milk

    • @johnneygold4088
      @johnneygold4088 4 года назад +29

      LMAO!!!!

    • @wyattguilliams9472
      @wyattguilliams9472 4 года назад +55

      I had a feeling those were based on reality

    • @allhailoreo2436
      @allhailoreo2436 4 года назад +162

      Matt has 300 lbs of playdough, and shoots it with a 50 cal bfg. Assuming there's no wind resistance, approximately how big is the sun?

    • @emilyhaynes7344
      @emilyhaynes7344 4 года назад +12

      We need to get the word out that he needs to get a 55gallon drum then put the playdoe in it

    • @barackobama8664
      @barackobama8664 4 года назад +1

      Yeeessss

  • @mike_g5924
    @mike_g5924 4 года назад +5644

    Matt: *has a full arsenal of guns* Also Matt: “this little device keeps me safe”

  • @JammyBriton
    @JammyBriton 4 года назад +304

    The questions we never knew we needed answering
    May need to invest in a slowmotion camera, would be awesome to see this stuff break up in higher quality! (Or collab with the Slow Mo guys for extra crispy footage)

    • @feverdream5184
      @feverdream5184 4 года назад +4

      Time warp/demolition ranch mashup

    • @Ragin__Cajun
      @Ragin__Cajun 4 года назад +1

      He needs to collabwith fullmag

    • @caleblacy3012
      @caleblacy3012 4 года назад

      He said he needs donations from us if he were to get one of those. They're like buying 10 .50s🤣

    • @actualstroody2211
      @actualstroody2211 4 года назад +1

      You actually stopped the 50 on the first round i saw the back fall

    • @CurtisMassey
      @CurtisMassey 4 года назад

      The Slow Mo guys are in TX too, right?

  • @TheAmigos-cv1yn
    @TheAmigos-cv1yn 3 года назад +1197

    “I wanted to make sure my home is safe” man literally has the entire military arsenal

    • @brianducey9399
      @brianducey9399 3 года назад +12

      If there's something wrong with that why are you here

    • @Green_L
      @Green_L 3 года назад +112

      @@brianducey9399 who tf said there was something wrong?

    • @bcarroll50
      @bcarroll50 3 года назад +23

      @@Green_L someone named no-one

    • @SS-tu6kc
      @SS-tu6kc 3 года назад +11

      @@Green_L I think they need a safe space 😂

    • @indianajones5929
      @indianajones5929 3 года назад +4

      Thats for scientific purposes

  • @jackbeare9280
    @jackbeare9280 4 года назад +122

    Man, when he brought out that old F1 AR and talked about how he's had it forever, but you remember the video from when he bought it and how excited he was about it. Brings a tear to your eye, really does

  • @gryphonnardoni9503
    @gryphonnardoni9503 4 года назад +534

    Matt coming home: kids i bought you some playdough
    Kids: "why is mine all dirty?" "Where did you get so much?" "I found a 50 cal in mine!"

  • @thephill_osopher7245
    @thephill_osopher7245 4 года назад +410

    I really want matt to get a real high speed camera, shots like these would look so cool with the play dogh exploding, and it would also be easier to know what happened to the bullets. Even a mediocre slow mo camera would be awesome!

    • @nickzarnetske9994
      @nickzarnetske9994 4 года назад +9

      You would think with 8 million subs a company would have sent him one by now!! Maybe it's the 2A association??

    • @DocHussey
      @DocHussey 4 года назад +8

      You know why Matt doesn't have a high speed camera? It would only be a matter of time before we see ".50 vs Chronos!" Or he'd run it over...

    • @nosteponsnek8644
      @nosteponsnek8644 4 года назад +9

      I don't know why he hasn't collabed with the Slo Mo Guys yet. They are also in Texas, at least Gavin is.

    • @thejman3489
      @thejman3489 4 года назад +5

      @@nosteponsnek8644 I think the slo mo guys got some guns from demo ranch to film guns firing underwater.

    • @thephill_osopher7245
      @thephill_osopher7245 4 года назад +11

      It wouldnt even have to change the dynamics of the channel, because matts personality is what makes this my favorite gun channel out here. But some high quality shots could really make this channel feel more like a 10 mil subs channel than a backyard hobby

  • @witoldskrzydlewski6827
    @witoldskrzydlewski6827 3 года назад +844

    How dinosaurs died ?
    Books : Meteor
    History channel at 3 am : 0:20

  • @isopropylyummy
    @isopropylyummy 4 года назад +128

    Really need a real high speed camera. Would be a good investment for the channel . The 'slow-mo' on a go pro isn't enough for bullets. Also you can make your own play-doh

    • @mweston25
      @mweston25 4 года назад +18

      Agreed, call me a nerd but I would also like to see him use a chronograph and say what grain the ammo is, not all the time but when testing armour etc.. it would be interesting to know.

    • @enriqueneustaeter1394
      @enriqueneustaeter1394 4 года назад +4

      With all the projects he has going on i don't think he has the time to make playdough.

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 4 года назад +1

      when he brought out the shotty i unrealistically though it would explode into tiny fragments like a confetti gun. it kind of did tho

    • @DaveGym2.0
      @DaveGym2.0 4 года назад

      Yup agreed!

    • @kck-kck879
      @kck-kck879 4 года назад +1

      @@mweston25 Nerd.

  • @lukepowell9614
    @lukepowell9614 3 года назад +746

    Matt: It went super fast and busted inside.
    RUclips: We will let this one slide.

  • @zttack2327
    @zttack2327 4 года назад +91

    This video proves that you're never too old to play with Play-Doh

    • @ramohart
      @ramohart 4 года назад +2

      Or a 50 cal

    • @sasukekun6112
      @sasukekun6112 4 года назад +1

      You in ur age can say this for sure

  • @markrounds6302
    @markrounds6302 3 года назад +263

    Back when I was in grade school doing math, reading math questions that had "a man has 100 tubs of play doh", the main thing going through my head was "I want to be friends with that guy". Nothing has changed.

    • @rufickderufia8222
      @rufickderufia8222 3 года назад +2

      So... Math likes play-doh

    • @rissu8573
      @rissu8573 3 года назад

      You mean elementary THIS IS MURICA F**K YEA

  • @michaelcrowers6628
    @michaelcrowers6628 4 года назад +322

    literally laughing out loud over the '"was lunkers here" after seeing the play dough eaten.

  • @richardashton236
    @richardashton236 4 года назад +154

    12:05
    Matt: “we lost some in the trees”
    *fortunate son starts playing in the background*

    • @previzsla4739
      @previzsla4739 4 года назад +4

      Some folks are born made to wave the flag
      Ooh, they're red, white and blue

    • @BillyBob-qi4mn
      @BillyBob-qi4mn 4 года назад +3

      @@previzsla4739 when the band plays hail to the chief, ooooh they'll point the cannon at you

    • @previzsla4739
      @previzsla4739 4 года назад +1

      @@BillyBob-qi4mn It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son
      It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no
      Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
      Lord, don't they help themselves, oh

    • @jasonsteelman86
      @jasonsteelman86 4 года назад +2

      @@previzsla4739
      But when the tax man comes to the door Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes

    • @previzsla4739
      @previzsla4739 4 года назад +2

      @@jasonsteelman86 It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no
      It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no

  • @callsignblaze4388
    @callsignblaze4388 4 года назад +1345

    The marine corps is probably sitting there watching this thinking they can build bunkers and feed their marines at the same time.

    • @luiscruz12125
      @luiscruz12125 4 года назад +31

      Feed their marines* ... soldiers are in the Army

    • @rebeccafishlock226
      @rebeccafishlock226 4 года назад +51

      Fortify it with glue and you have the perfect marine diet.

    • @luiscruz12125
      @luiscruz12125 4 года назад +33

      Rebecca Fishlock has to be Elmers blue out the Tub, only the finest quality for our boots.

    • @user-sq5yq3le2n
      @user-sq5yq3le2n 4 года назад +21

      Dont forget crayons

    • @PrimalRenegade17
      @PrimalRenegade17 4 года назад +25

      SIR PERMISSION TO EAT THE ARMOURED WALLS SIR?
      PERMISSION GRANTED MARINE! But save a me a slice yeh?

  • @BigLepordy1242
    @BigLepordy1242 3 года назад +102

    So what we’ve learned: in call of duty don’t hide behind the box, hide behind the giant tub of play-dough

  • @landonglick7174
    @landonglick7174 4 года назад +535

    MATT LISTEN TO ME (OR US THE DEMOLITIA) you NEED a slo mo camera!!!! The footage would look amazing! Anyone else agree?

    • @xDerekLFx
      @xDerekLFx 4 года назад +3

      Watch some of FullMag/RatedRR's videos. For super high FPS cameras the ambient lighting has to be ideal. I agree it would be cool, but it would take Matt many times longer to record If you have clouds or shade suddenly the shot is compromised.

    • @squishy2229
      @squishy2229 4 года назад +1

      The visual information of taofledermaus with the ridiculous targets of demo ranch.
      Y E S

    • @adambrosche5894
      @adambrosche5894 4 года назад +14

      If he and the Slow mo guys want to collab that would be pretty cool

    • @Mille0aka0dennis
      @Mille0aka0dennis 4 года назад +5

      Definitely. Slow-mo guys would be the way to go.

    • @zachcollins4442
      @zachcollins4442 4 года назад +4

      Or at least to do occasional collabs with the SlowMo Guys. (Edited for typos.)

  • @brianm6117
    @brianm6117 4 года назад +392

    Liked just for the maniacial laugh when running over T-rex.

  • @anthonysimpson01
    @anthonysimpson01 4 года назад +259

    i wheezed so hard when the T-rex got absolutely destroyed by goldie at 50+ mph

    • @wulftrash6794
      @wulftrash6794 4 года назад +3

      Matt out here making *SURE* the dinosaurs die

    • @justinhobart8747
      @justinhobart8747 4 года назад +4

      NOW STAY EXTINCT!!! 🦖 🚚

    • @danielr1753
      @danielr1753 4 года назад +1

      Rich Savage that’s where I saw it!!! Thank you!

    • @anthonysimpson01
      @anthonysimpson01 4 года назад +1

      @Rich Savage oh nice

    • @joshuabridges8708
      @joshuabridges8708 4 года назад +1

      Do it "again" but put the Play-Doh in hard tubes or pipes. Make sure protect your face tho.

  • @alexpierce9758
    @alexpierce9758 3 года назад +44

    7:55 Matt, my great grandpa was a marine core sniper in nam. I've seen him nail a 4 inch gong from 750 yards with a 50. BMG. I promise you he could handle it. Thanks for stopping by tho, they don't get much company now a days. Nana said your welcome over anytime

    • @treyburton6312
      @treyburton6312 3 года назад +4

      Bro my grandpaw is exactly the same somehow he was in nam marine core and a sniper crazy.

    • @gonzoscott2433
      @gonzoscott2433 2 года назад +2

      its .50 not 50.

  • @elitran6228
    @elitran6228 4 года назад +140

    Matt: this time we have one ton of play dough
    The trees: no please not again

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 4 года назад +4

      he called that play dough blob a caterpillar. the fuck kind of caterpillars do you get down in texas?

    • @TheKendallReeves
      @TheKendallReeves 4 года назад +2

      @@redmist6630 EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas....

  • @sgtabsentee
    @sgtabsentee 4 года назад +82

    I love how simplisafe sponsors a Texan with enough guns to supply a small militia

    • @Seelenschmiede
      @Seelenschmiede 4 года назад +8

      A SMALL militia?

    • @sgtabsentee
      @sgtabsentee 4 года назад +9

      @@Seelenschmiede Sorry, LARGE militia

    • @jrowland6717
      @jrowland6717 4 года назад +1

      Well your guns don't really have any function when you're not home to use them

    • @chrisblosenhauer2813
      @chrisblosenhauer2813 4 года назад +6

      Don't you mean a LARGE DEMOLITIA?!?!

    • @sgtabsentee
      @sgtabsentee 4 года назад

      @@chrisblosenhauer2813 YES I DO LOL

  • @ntomnia585
    @ntomnia585 4 года назад +194

    I can't imagine much wildlife with the nerve to stay within 50 miles of that place.

  • @tyronewifestealer2385
    @tyronewifestealer2385 3 года назад +2

    This is what I respect about you. I don't care how you got the play dough and how you set it up, I wanna see the results and it's what you delivered. Most youtubers would set up the stuff, taking half the video but not you. Mad respect.

  • @richardtanner5640
    @richardtanner5640 4 года назад +132

    "Today on Demolition Ranch, how much Kentucky Ballistics merch to stop a 50 BMG"

    • @mustangman7475
      @mustangman7475 4 года назад +1

      Answer....
      0 😂

    • @JohnPoohOWick
      @JohnPoohOWick 4 года назад

      I thought Matt wouldn't buy shit like that lmao

    • @peterholderbein6276
      @peterholderbein6276 4 года назад +5

      Today on demolition ranch, how bulletproof is Kentucky ballistics 🤬

  • @gremlin_uwu
    @gremlin_uwu 4 года назад +118

    11:32 "There is Play-Doh on the trees!"
    *Vietnam flashbacks start*

    • @namanraj5048
      @namanraj5048 4 года назад

      Gabii that is so dark😂😂😂

  • @TheBigBadBeowulf
    @TheBigBadBeowulf 4 года назад +468

    Matt: "Don't do this at home I am a professional"
    *Proceeds to run over Creepy Cooter in a T-Rex costume*

    • @youngbuckbutcher2408
      @youngbuckbutcher2408 4 года назад +8

      Creepy cooter is no longer with us.😥

    • @krinxx
      @krinxx 4 года назад +3

      when did he die tho

    • @youngbuckbutcher2408
      @youngbuckbutcher2408 4 года назад +10

      @@krinxx when Jake passed away. He was the voice of creepy cooter

    • @pjdegnan35
      @pjdegnan35 4 года назад

      Chayde Jensen I’m sorry but I’m really new to the channel so could u explain who Jake and Creepy Cooter are?

    • @arham-abbas
      @arham-abbas 4 года назад +1

      @@pjdegnan35 Creepy Cooter was a mannequin used by Matt several times in his videos before. Jake used to 'voice' cooter. Unfortunately Jake recently passed away. So he left using Creepy cooter anymore. In a way Creepy Cooter has died because its voice actor is no more with us.

  • @Dr.Gunsmith
    @Dr.Gunsmith 3 года назад +40

    Your great great grandchildren are going to be finding play-doh for many years to come 😂

  • @SkyliteYT
    @SkyliteYT 4 года назад +305

    *Matts delivery guy*
    “he ordered a hundred items AGAINNN”

    • @ImpetuouslyInsane
      @ImpetuouslyInsane 4 года назад +5

      You think he's annoyed, try being King of Random's delivery guy.

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 4 года назад +2

      this is a good comment

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 4 года назад +1

      @Yu Hern Goh this comment is almost better than the original comment

    • @readman010
      @readman010 4 года назад

      Unless he gets paid per parcel, in which case he LOVES matt

    • @bravo4104
      @bravo4104 4 года назад

      @@ImpetuouslyInsane King of random isn't the same anymore. It wasn't a brand, it was Grant.

  • @DivineMind222
    @DivineMind222 4 года назад +174

    "Someones been eating this.. is Lunkers here?" Lmfaooo thats great, I nearly died laughing 😂

    • @jasone5740
      @jasone5740 4 года назад +1

      same here! hahaha

    • @franks2394
      @franks2394 4 года назад +5

      Shoot crayons next time. Then Lunkers will show up. Not playdough

    • @axe835
      @axe835 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @philiporrell2936
      @philiporrell2936 4 года назад

      Damn it Rob!

  • @radsdad1
    @radsdad1 4 года назад +746

    Someday, archeologists will consider Matt's ranch a old landfill.

    • @ej-1030
      @ej-1030 4 года назад +70

      And a war zone

    • @nick_steele9790
      @nick_steele9790 4 года назад +64

      @@ej-1030 "Here we think an extremely one sided war was waged, countless rounds of every caliber of ammunition were expended in the same direction. It is our conclusion that one man defended civilization against a powerful self healing Keter class SCP"

    • @chris4519
      @chris4519 4 года назад +6

      Na probably they will guess it was a war zone honestly

    • @Jake-vn2iq
      @Jake-vn2iq 4 года назад +30

      hahah as an archaeologist I think I would consider it more like a site for ritualistic destruction. or maybe ritualized warfare where he demonstrates his power

    • @SilasBudman420
      @SilasBudman420 4 года назад +7

      Years from know archaeologists are gonna think america had a second civil war and the ranch will be seen as another Gettysburg.

  • @shanethrelfall416
    @shanethrelfall416 3 года назад +40

    So not only is there an ammo shortage, now there’s a Play Dough shortage 😂👌🏼

  • @asherwells6973
    @asherwells6973 4 года назад +188

    "Has something been eating this, has lunkers been here" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kaidenmcgraw6851
      @kaidenmcgraw6851 4 года назад

      Had me dead 😂😂

    • @TheEdub.
      @TheEdub. 4 года назад +3

      Yeah Lunkers has been acting a little high strung these days...

    • @Slapgaat
      @Slapgaat 4 года назад +1

      TheEdub Coke has a calming effect on him. Love the guy.

  • @viper_7712
    @viper_7712 4 года назад +185

    Next video: “Can 3,000 pounds of Play-Doh stop a 20mm squeezebore anti-material rifle?!”

    • @jaomello
      @jaomello 4 года назад +9

      You mispelled squeezy boi

    • @tomriener9267
      @tomriener9267 4 года назад +16

      Can 10000 pounds of play doh stop an 88mm FLAK

    • @mcgram2347
      @mcgram2347 4 года назад

      Short answer: no

    • @frankyalvarez7160
      @frankyalvarez7160 4 года назад

      Cheems what’s the long answer?

    • @shooteveryday1841
      @shooteveryday1841 4 года назад +3

      Can 10 tons of playdoh stop a GAU-8 avenger???

  • @seanalgrim4450
    @seanalgrim4450 4 года назад +70

    What I expected in the beginning- “Who’s eating the playdoh?” *Kentucky Ballistics looks around tree with mouthful of red playdoh*

    • @disninja8285
      @disninja8285 4 года назад +3

      Sean Algrim that would of been a lot better of an into

    • @laneshirley3706
      @laneshirley3706 4 года назад +4

      That's the intro we all wanted lol 😂

    • @2bingtim
      @2bingtim 4 года назад

      Bears?

  • @anghbalahr2971
    @anghbalahr2971 3 года назад +14

    "My dad is working on cars, what does your dad do?"
    Lil timmy:"My dad buys up the monthly supply of Playdough and shoots it with his guns,"

  • @TheIdeasGuy
    @TheIdeasGuy 4 года назад +325

    Matt: I would like 100 of these tubs of play-doh please.
    Cashier: ...

    • @javierrb3882
      @javierrb3882 4 года назад +4

      lmao I was looking for this comment

    • @giraffeman326
      @giraffeman326 4 года назад +9

      I’ll take your entire stock

    • @williammarkham7598
      @williammarkham7598 4 года назад +13

      Cashier: *nods* my math teachers have prepared me for this moment... I am, however, not ready for this moment.

    • @nclrnightaidan1234
      @nclrnightaidan1234 4 года назад +1

      Fax

    • @aisforannihilation1662
      @aisforannihilation1662 4 года назад +5

      Cashier : "u must have a lot of kids".
      "Well, I have 3 but this is for me."

  • @thewaysofthrash8883
    @thewaysofthrash8883 4 года назад +464

    Imagine breaking into his house and hearing, Today we're seeing if a .50 cal can stop a robber

    • @williamm9435
      @williamm9435 4 года назад +14

      The ultimate intimidation

    • @BubblewrapOracle
      @BubblewrapOracle 4 года назад +15

      I'd be more concerned after hypothetically breaking in if he said, "...if a robber can stop a fifty..." because I'd definitely scream, "I've stopped!" if he said the first one, but the second one means he's out to kill, not stop the threat.

    • @cgames1052
      @cgames1052 4 года назад +5

      Well, that escalated quickly! :)

    • @zyloft2053
      @zyloft2053 4 года назад +2

      .

    • @troy8349
      @troy8349 4 года назад +2

      Dark

  • @thedeepscarletabyss8326
    @thedeepscarletabyss8326 4 года назад +232

    50.bmg was like “you underestimate my power” and the playdou was like “don’t try it”

    • @keoken9078
      @keoken9078 4 года назад +10

      Playdou: I have the high ground anakin
      50.Bmg : you underestimated my power obi wan
      Playdou: don‘t try it Anakin

    • @arulsantoshi3750
      @arulsantoshi3750 4 года назад +6

      Aaaaaaa
      *gets diced up*

    • @xx_mysticwolf_xx1492
      @xx_mysticwolf_xx1492 4 года назад +3

      I want to know how much playdough it takes to stop a APFSDS from a M1A2

    • @arulsantoshi3750
      @arulsantoshi3750 4 года назад +3

      Xx_MYSTiCWOLF_xX a shit ton. If apfsds can go through 600mm of hard steel play dough isn’t going to be an issue

    • @xx_mysticwolf_xx1492
      @xx_mysticwolf_xx1492 4 года назад

      Arul Santoshi I'd wager to say 5tons but it could honestly take way more it's hard to know considering the hardness of a sabot and the fact it won't shatter at all it's probably wayy more

  • @504nars
    @504nars 3 года назад +8

    When u send her a sympathetic message and she says to come by her house
    0:25

  • @sebastien9123
    @sebastien9123 4 года назад +234

    Other shooting ranges: Pay a fee to enter
    Matt's Ranch: *t-rex saying "WELCOME TO DEMOLITION RANCH"*

    • @RaghavMore
      @RaghavMore 4 года назад +7

      That T-Rex is form Kentucky ballistics and it came for revenge So Matt hit him with Goldie

    • @RaghavMore
      @RaghavMore 4 года назад +5

      And he didn't said that, it was a trap, "welcome to DR" was ringing on his phone

  • @avimose4126
    @avimose4126 4 года назад +279

    I seriously don’t know who would break into Matt’s home. My dude would come out looking like a juggernaut in cod MW

    • @Wurzel06
      @Wurzel06 4 года назад +2

      Brake into the gun room before he gets in it

    • @KAMIKAZI663
      @KAMIKAZI663 4 года назад

      Break

    • @wartide3long68
      @wartide3long68 4 года назад +4

      @@Wurzel06 what do you mean gun room, its under the bed he's sleeping on XD

    • @NX-gw7wg
      @NX-gw7wg 3 года назад

      @@Wurzel06 you don't think he keeps a pistol in the nightstand and a rifle under the bed? They're not all in a safe locked up.

    • @sadking3883
      @sadking3883 3 года назад

      Frs

  • @henryhoisington4177
    @henryhoisington4177 4 года назад +95

    The intro is how Jurassic Park should have ended

    • @dutchlinde3574
      @dutchlinde3574 4 года назад

      Have you ever heard of Isla Sorna or Site B?

  • @since1876
    @since1876 3 года назад +13

    3:47
    The moral of the story is don't get shot by this rifle.

  • @thatguy1558
    @thatguy1558 4 года назад +84

    Plato: The measure of a man is what he does with power.
    300lb Play-Doh: I stopped a 50 BMG.

  • @darkblades76
    @darkblades76 4 года назад +84

    Imagine walking into a forest only to see tons of red chunks smeared across the trees and ground not knowing its play-doh

    • @shrekdonkey9551
      @shrekdonkey9551 4 года назад +4

      Was thinking maybe this is where and what the aftermath of a Texas chainsaw massacre is like

    • @newmakesong5998
      @newmakesong5998 4 года назад +5

      I'd flip out lol

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 4 года назад +5

      he called that play dough blob a caterpillar. the fuck kind of caterpillars do you get down in texas?

    • @shrekdonkey9551
      @shrekdonkey9551 4 года назад +4

      HoneyBadger13 bloodworm caterpillars 🐛

    • @joshuacornett8769
      @joshuacornett8769 4 года назад +1

      Its time to go...

  • @daltonwright5158
    @daltonwright5158 4 года назад +91

    12:55 Me: in the middle of typing “that table is really strong” Matt: fires the .50 and table breaks. Me:well wtf

    • @aidentyler9994
      @aidentyler9994 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @biggsmoke3291
      @biggsmoke3291 4 года назад +1

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WASTED__POTENTIAL
      @WASTED__POTENTIAL 4 года назад +1

      I was actually trying to predict if the table was going to make it. I thought the table top was going to give from the hydro-shock.

    • @solam
      @solam 4 года назад +1

      I was saying the same exact thing and wondering if the table would survive this vid or not XD

  • @ypuuh
    @ypuuh 3 года назад +9

    "i want to protect my house"
    the man who has an entire military arsenal in his house

  • @sweetwafer6099
    @sweetwafer6099 4 года назад +219

    The only dinosaur who was able to hold a machete has been brutally killed...

    • @_T_R_E_V_O_R_
      @_T_R_E_V_O_R_ 4 года назад +2

      BARNEY

    • @Death_Trooper-177
      @Death_Trooper-177 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/OwfrrJemvkM/видео.html

    • @bobross5580
      @bobross5580 4 года назад +1

      It's Barney.... Don't get my name wrong bro.

    • @_T_R_E_V_O_R_
      @_T_R_E_V_O_R_ 4 года назад

      @@bobross5580 thanks man
      Cant disrespect barney 😂

  • @leterburndaniel2897
    @leterburndaniel2897 4 года назад +94

    Matt: let's shoot 300 pounds of playdoe
    Matts parents: dammit, why didn't we think of that.

  • @Lost_North
    @Lost_North 3 года назад +8

    Ya know, when he shot the Play-Doh with the 50 Cal, my first thought was "So that's what a 50 Cal would do to someone point-blank." Interesting.

    • @obeeked1385
      @obeeked1385 3 года назад

      CAN A BURGLAR IN MY HOUSE STOP A 50 CAL POINT BLANK?

  • @mikedunham7220
    @mikedunham7220 4 года назад +59

    As much as I cant wait for that Kentucky Ballistics collab, I REALLY cant wait till we get the SloMo Guys out here!

    • @alteredbeast192
      @alteredbeast192 4 года назад +5

      One of the slomoguys lives in Texas so it couldn’t be too hard for them to collaborate

    • @timothygregorich7180
      @timothygregorich7180 4 года назад

      Full mag has been out before

  • @giobby66_cnl43
    @giobby66_cnl43 4 года назад +172

    Can we just appreciate that he had to kill the last living dinosaur to make this video?

    • @Iamurnghtmre
      @Iamurnghtmre 4 года назад +21

      No it was tactical t-rex that sumbitch dont die easy

    • @pietmanlikesa50cal51
      @pietmanlikesa50cal51 4 года назад +3

      Agreed!

    • @mauserwinchester
      @mauserwinchester 4 года назад +1

      Tactical TRex will regenerate, Matt better keep his eyes open.

    • @hirtew7
      @hirtew7 4 года назад +1

      The Tactical TRex regenerates with another Tactical T Rex (like a Hyrda’s head)

    • @owenblount7334
      @owenblount7334 4 года назад

      alex collier only birds are extant dinosaurs

  • @Eren-23
    @Eren-23 4 года назад +60

    Can we just appreciate how much effort matt putts into his intros.

    • @jodywatkins9467
      @jodywatkins9467 4 года назад +2

      Unlike Kentucky Buttlipstick.

    • @bargen0w
      @bargen0w 4 года назад

      true. but he has used this exact intro before a few weeks ago xD

    • @Austin-ue5kh
      @Austin-ue5kh 2 года назад

      Dude shut up

  • @andrewflaws8697
    @andrewflaws8697 3 года назад +1

    Iv been watching Matt for years and it still surprises me that the ranch isn't a barren waste ground considering there must be about 100tons of lead in the soil by now 😆 wish he lived in the UK coz the scrap price of lead is £3kg so I'd soon get a shovel !!

  • @paulosullivan3472
    @paulosullivan3472 4 года назад +70

    "I have a military spec kevlar jacket!"
    "Hah, please... I have 300lbs of playdoh... rated to stop a .50 BMG!"

  • @PumpkinHoard
    @PumpkinHoard 4 года назад +94

    Remember kids, don't run with scissors. Also, don't run with a machete while wearing a dinosaur costume.

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam 4 года назад +1

      Can I with a 50cal?

    • @_T_R_E_V_O_R_
      @_T_R_E_V_O_R_ 4 года назад +3

      Awwww man I was really looking forward to do that
      I guess I cant now 😥

    • @omerseter
      @omerseter 4 года назад

      I was watching that scene in pure fear that he's gonna stab himself

    • @jasongrim2027
      @jasongrim2027 4 года назад

      I can run with an AR while wearing a dinosaur costume

  • @spes9524
    @spes9524 4 года назад +60

    "May I ask you what will you do with 300lbs of playdough?"
    "My goals are beyond your understanding"

  • @joeanderson444
    @joeanderson444 3 года назад +12

    "Simplisafe On"..."and now I feel safe". I doubt Matt ever feels unsafe with a gun in every square foot of the house!

  • @jacobyozamp8634
    @jacobyozamp8634 4 года назад +81

    I'd be curious as to what happens when you shoot playdoh with Dragon's Breath.

    • @djay1120
      @djay1120 4 года назад +1

      Jacob Yozamp the same thing, but with fire.

    • @mr.anonymous610
      @mr.anonymous610 4 года назад

      Kentucky must be crying😂😂

    • @DDG131
      @DDG131 4 года назад

      OR a Socom

  • @matthewpachucki6780
    @matthewpachucki6780 4 года назад +32

    Things matt loves
    1 Playdoh
    2 pillows
    3 golden skittles
    4 guns
    5 high points
    6 breaking cameras
    7 the demolitia
    8 renovating stuff
    9 his berret 50 cal
    10 500 magnum
    11 flamethrowers
    12 Kentucky ballistics

  • @hiimarizona8907
    @hiimarizona8907 4 года назад +47

    "Has lunkers been here" made me bust out laughing in the office

  • @detroyer8852
    @detroyer8852 3 года назад +9

    I just love these random ass intros

  • @justinwright2957
    @justinwright2957 4 года назад +342

    Me: Im more or less 300lbs of playdoh, so I imagine it will.

    • @Diddy_Doodat
      @Diddy_Doodat 4 года назад +6

      Let's test that

    • @idontknowimebored77
      @idontknowimebored77 4 года назад +1

      @@Diddy_Doodat ya beat me to it

    • @tiddiesprinkles
      @tiddiesprinkles 4 года назад +5

      We are all more or less 300lbs of playdoh, are we not?

    • @emprrah
      @emprrah 4 года назад +3

      @@tiddiesprinkles no.

    • @tiddiesprinkles
      @tiddiesprinkles 4 года назад +2

      @@emprrah I challenge you to prove that I'm not more or less 300lbs of playdoh

  • @rashawnjackson8113
    @rashawnjackson8113 4 года назад +147

    Matt: hey how much for the play doh
    Cashier:: 5 bucks a tub, how many you want??
    Matt: Yes

    • @Jake2009Jake
      @Jake2009Jake 4 года назад +1

      This deserves at least 150 likes I smiled thank you

  • @Dfoote12
    @Dfoote12 4 года назад +52

    Petition for mat to buy more play-Doh and see how much it takes to stop a tank

  • @meitsme372
    @meitsme372 3 года назад +4

    That slow motion of Matt getting splattered by play doh made me laugh for a good 2 minutes, it looked like a cartoon scene or a Tarantino gore splatter.

  • @roderickhouston1435
    @roderickhouston1435 4 года назад +37

    I live in Guam. I was wondering why it was raining red playdoh the other day... 🤣

  • @GregtheAwesomeNinja
    @GregtheAwesomeNinja 4 года назад +174

    Old demolition ranch: we are gonna fire the 50bmg 500 feet away!
    New demolition ranch: we fire a 50 bmg point blank at our target with little protective gear!

    • @ddd228
      @ddd228 4 года назад +2

      The 50 bmg goes off with an incredible percussion! Film it? No, i dropped my phone.

    • @fetusdeletus2939
      @fetusdeletus2939 4 года назад

      Not the character development we wanted, but the one we deserved.

  • @killerbears9189
    @killerbears9189 4 года назад +63

    Matt: talking about simply safe
    dog: dreaming about squirrels

    • @MaG5246
      @MaG5246 4 года назад +1

      squirrels: destroying Play-Doh

  • @scottyk9393
    @scottyk9393 3 года назад +4

    Hey buddy, my great grandpappy took down grizzlies with his Cub Scout pocket knife!

  • @kybx4337
    @kybx4337 4 года назад +98

    He should’ve taken a picture of the trees and told his kids that’s where playdoh comes from

  • @ronly_driver
    @ronly_driver 4 года назад +58

    "Something's been eating this, has Lunkers been here?"
    I dropped my chips 😂😂😂

  • @omni673
    @omni673 4 года назад +504

    Imagine how many kids u can feed with 300 lbs of playdoh

    • @obombaclot8086
      @obombaclot8086 4 года назад +12

      Lmao

    • @crusaderman1134
      @crusaderman1134 4 года назад +3

      why feed?

    • @louisemartin1781
      @louisemartin1781 4 года назад +5

      Uuuuuuuuuuummmmm.....playdoh isn’t edible dumbass

    • @obombaclot8086
      @obombaclot8086 4 года назад +34

      @@louisemartin1781 what are you talking about it's the best thing ever

    • @omni673
      @omni673 4 года назад +23

      @@louisemartin1781 its a joke
      A lot of kids eat playdoh

  • @kf5064
    @kf5064 3 года назад +1

    Really appreciate the off camera effort! Awesome channel!

  • @platnrg5903
    @platnrg5903 4 года назад +372

    Matt: buys multiple HiPoint pistols just to destroy anyways
    Also Matt: Doesn’t buy brand name play-doh

    • @GregtheAwesomeNinja
      @GregtheAwesomeNinja 4 года назад +9

      HiPoint just ain’t name brand!

    • @imjustaguy4340
      @imjustaguy4340 4 года назад +1

      Probably more cheap

    • @joekim4794
      @joekim4794 4 года назад

      You consider hipoints brand name pistols?

    • @platnrg5903
      @platnrg5903 4 года назад +4

      Joe Kim did I say that? I’m referring to the fact that he spent all that money on pistols to destroy but bought off brand play doh... I’m referring to his spending habits not his choice of pistol to destroy. So blow me

    • @platnrg5903
      @platnrg5903 4 года назад +1

      I'm just a guy it most definitely is it just so happens the other meatheads aside from the one person above you completely missed the joke

  • @johncarlomequiabas1837
    @johncarlomequiabas1837 4 года назад +133

    "something's been eating this, has Lunkers been here?" XD

  • @brentkeller3826
    @brentkeller3826 4 года назад +135

    "Has Lunkers been here?"
    Lunkers, with PlayDoh crumbs, "What? No, no.. honest."

  • @anewcycle
    @anewcycle 3 года назад +3

    12:35 when Clifford takes a dump

  • @andrewray6262
    @andrewray6262 4 года назад +7

    those last few shots into the playdough strangely reminded me of them shooting the worms in tremors😂

  • @mattromo7320
    @mattromo7320 4 года назад +58

    You literally have the best intros in all of history of any recordings ever!

  • @kalenanderson1987
    @kalenanderson1987 4 года назад +87

    Doctor: Matt how did you get your concussion?
    Matt: Well you see doc, I was just playing with my playdoh out in the woods....

  • @Valkyrie0933
    @Valkyrie0933 3 года назад +5

    10:58 - It was at this moment, Matt knew... he f***ed up.

  • @Lugermonger35
    @Lugermonger35 4 года назад +520

    Now let the Play-Doh dry and shoot it again

    • @ciaran1449
      @ciaran1449 4 года назад +3

      Didn't expect to see you here, Jared.

    • @Lugermonger35
      @Lugermonger35 4 года назад +1

      @@ciaran1449 LOL that's dope how you doing

    • @ciaran1449
      @ciaran1449 4 года назад

      @@Lugermonger35 I'm good How's you

    • @nathanyoung3847
      @nathanyoung3847 4 года назад +3

      Well if I comment he will notice me but I don’t know who he is

    • @tmac9710
      @tmac9710 4 года назад

      Lugermonger thanks for throwing it back last night bro

  • @bryankennedy3284
    @bryankennedy3284 4 года назад +348

    Teachers in Texas: "sorry kids no arts and crafts today there's no play doh left!"

    • @nonono215
      @nonono215 4 года назад +1

      Teachers say hey guys u know u allowed to buy a cal 50 Heres not germany 😂😂😂

    • @unitedstatesirie7431
      @unitedstatesirie7431 4 года назад

      Are your starting to understand that he probably inherited a lot of money to be able to spend so much time with guns.

    • @diamondknyfe3900
      @diamondknyfe3900 4 года назад +1

      I thought guns were used for arts and crafts in texas

    • @extremesheepherder9
      @extremesheepherder9 3 года назад

      I figured that's when the teacher takes them all to Matt's ranch to teach them about guns.

  • @Benson_aka_devils_advocate_88
    @Benson_aka_devils_advocate_88 4 года назад +152

    When he said Lunkers I was actually expecting him to say Scooter.....

    • @garrettgibson5251
      @garrettgibson5251 4 года назад +1

      SAME😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

    • @michaelbartlett9742
      @michaelbartlett9742 4 года назад

      Where's Rob lol I would have thought he would have replied...

    • @ajbass4705
      @ajbass4705 4 года назад

      50bmg

    • @sebastiandalessandro5745
      @sebastiandalessandro5745 4 года назад

      It's not Kentucky ballistics bru, it's scooter.

    • @Benson_aka_devils_advocate_88
      @Benson_aka_devils_advocate_88 4 года назад

      @@sebastiandalessandro5745 Thank you. I couldn't remember his name. I'm in the hospital w/ just a phone so I'll admit, I was lazy about it... 🤷

  • @jeevabaskar537
    @jeevabaskar537 3 года назад +3

    He: I need play-doh
    Storekeeper:well that's for kids,y you need'em
    He: it's complicated

  • @schonnj
    @schonnj 4 года назад +61

    Next on Demolition Ranch: How much C4 does it take to vaporize ~300 lbs of used playdoh...

    • @imnotirishok
      @imnotirishok 4 года назад +2

      But C4 is just angry playdoh

  • @sethcoleman8675
    @sethcoleman8675 4 года назад +105

    I wonder how many times Lunker's screamed "I'm not a Marine!"

    • @JarheadsBadBrain
      @JarheadsBadBrain 4 года назад +8

      Red is a pretty great flavor.

    • @Sevalen
      @Sevalen 4 года назад +12

      Wasn't it supposed to be crayons instead of playdough

    • @Fiyazai
      @Fiyazai 4 года назад +14

      @@Sevalen They can't tell the difference.

    • @donfrench7054
      @donfrench7054 4 года назад +3

      Crayons not playdough and I don't like the red anyhow...... Semper Fi.....

    • @turtletube
      @turtletube 4 года назад

      Don French lol funny crayons taste good though lol jk

  • @tylerasbrock4782
    @tylerasbrock4782 4 года назад +594

    Imagine how many marines all that play dough could have fed :(

    • @Kitty-SicarioSan
      @Kitty-SicarioSan 3 года назад +26

      Bruh 😂

    • @BartyCrease98
      @BartyCrease98 3 года назад +55

      Is this an American joke I'm too British to understand

    • @tylerasbrock4782
      @tylerasbrock4782 3 года назад +38

      @@BartyCrease98 haha it’s a U.S military joke

    • @shanethrelfall416
      @shanethrelfall416 3 года назад +9

      I’m too British to understand

    • @BartyCrease98
      @BartyCrease98 3 года назад +13

      @@tylerasbrock4782 do US marines actually eat play doh

  • @gofoats
    @gofoats 3 года назад +1

    By the way, "playdoh" is a non-newtonian fluid. It will act like a solid with a high energy impact.

  • @philc9305
    @philc9305 4 года назад +117

    Remeber Clifford the big red dog that mound of play-doh is how I imagined his poop to be.

    • @jacobstephens7854
      @jacobstephens7854 4 года назад +2

      Haha that does looks like his poop

    • @vynthiswechseln3868
      @vynthiswechseln3868 4 года назад +10

      If his poop is red, I think its time to see a doctor

    • @wolfyboy0828
      @wolfyboy0828 4 года назад +1

      funniest comment by far

    • @cM-np3no
      @cM-np3no 4 года назад

      No

    • @user-el4ii7zq6l
      @user-el4ii7zq6l 4 года назад

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KishimotoFan
    @KishimotoFan 4 года назад +43

    not gonna lie, I kinda want to see DemolitonRanch to use a fully automatic on some playdough after this, this is great content!

    • @kyleculp7520
      @kyleculp7520 4 года назад +2

      Another vote for this.
      Bust out that beauty of an uzi

  • @bradicles1629
    @bradicles1629 4 года назад +28

    You should do a segment where you just show how you go about the cleaning process for your videos

    • @MrDavesbronco
      @MrDavesbronco 4 года назад +2

      I was sitting here wondering who does all the cleanup lol

    • @futbolplaya07
      @futbolplaya07 4 года назад

      Have you seen his dads ranch? No one cleans it up lol. Seems like once a year or so Matt spends a day gathering up all the junk

  • @christianinman5959
    @christianinman5959 3 года назад +25

    Matt: HAS ALMOST ILLEGAL AMOUNT OF WEAPONS also Matt:this little device keeps me and my family safe

    • @smilytv9705
      @smilytv9705 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣that's what I was thinking

    • @AtomicSquirrelHunter
      @AtomicSquirrelHunter 3 года назад

      Is there a limit?
      Man this is Texas.

    • @gthetroll494
      @gthetroll494 3 года назад

      Everything is bigger in Texas, including our weapon stockpiles

  • @logansinks7217
    @logansinks7217 3 года назад +222

    Round makers: it’s armor piercing
    Me: but does it go through playdoh?

  • @MAGAMAN
    @MAGAMAN 4 года назад +214

    "Something's been eating this. Has Lunkers been here?"
    Lol!

    • @motokid1492
      @motokid1492 4 года назад +6

      Creepy cooter ??????

    • @WyattBraun
      @WyattBraun 4 года назад +1

      Shoutout @lunkerstv check him out if you didn’t get the joke

    • @SuperRatzefummel
      @SuperRatzefummel 4 года назад +1

      moto kid i really liked the times when he was Featured

    • @jonathanhuman7333
      @jonathanhuman7333 4 года назад +1

      Wow didn’t Lunkers just stand up for Matt in another video?

    • @WyattBraun
      @WyattBraun 4 года назад +3

      Jonathan Human he was clearly making a joke. They’re friends

  • @DeltaKilo77
    @DeltaKilo77 4 года назад +62

    Watching Play-Doh bounce off Matts head get him a like.

  • @tearabite
    @tearabite 2 года назад

    I've seen the outro so many times, but only just now did I notice the dog sippin' on the right. Somehow that made it even funnier.