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  • @SwankyBox
    @SwankyBox 2 года назад +96

    Use code POGSWANKYBOX16 for up to 16 FREE MEALS + 3 surprise gifts across 6 HelloFresh boxes, plus free shipping at strms.net/SwankyboxHelloFreshYT
    Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this video! (And for keeping me healthier!)

  • @SterbsMcGurbs
    @SterbsMcGurbs 2 года назад +406

    And that's why surpassing the speed of light as Mario's clone will always be one of my Pixel Portals.

    • @TheSpyFromTeamFortress2
      @TheSpyFromTeamFortress2 2 года назад +8

      The hell is a pixel portal?

    • @SterbsMcGurbs
      @SterbsMcGurbs 2 года назад +11

      @@TheSpyFromTeamFortress2 It's an old SwankyBox series. He would say a sentence like that at the end of every video.

  • @Supergamer_SMM2
    @Supergamer_SMM2 2 года назад +309

    It's really surprising how everything works in that game including the cosmic clones

  • @LB_
    @LB_ 2 года назад +414

    Looks like you ran into the floating point number imprecision issue. The position coordinates are so large that naturally gravity is not large enough to change their values, so Mario stays in roughly the same place. The camera jittering may be misleading.

    • @steepslopesmm2
      @steepslopesmm2 2 года назад +9

      I was just going to say that

    • @kaitlando636
      @kaitlando636 2 года назад +2

      Thats neat

    • @ghb323
      @ghb323 2 года назад +7

      mario moves down not far enough so his Y position rounds back to his current Y position

    • @Tharronis
      @Tharronis 2 года назад +13

      Yeah it's this. Swanky isn't up on his parallel universe floating point number lore. In fact based on this video I don't think he has any idea how floating point numbers work.

    • @olds86307
      @olds86307 2 года назад +1

      @@Tharronis yea i was 10-11 and i knew how floating point values worked

  • @mitchellbrown4454
    @mitchellbrown4454 2 года назад +274

    Cosmic clone Marios: "We're 4 parallel universes ahead of you"
    Mario: "Mama-mia!"

    • @LuigiMan2401
      @LuigiMan2401 2 года назад +8

      Looks like you got a stack of like if you know what I mean

    • @YouberChannel
      @YouberChannel 2 года назад +9

      Imagine if Cosmic Mario existed on "Something elsr"

    • @FilthyWeeb1
      @FilthyWeeb1 2 года назад +2

      Hhahahaha that comment made laugh so much

    • @gabeyk9
      @gabeyk9 2 года назад +3

      Cosmic clones: Mama mia!

  • @themidnightotaku22
    @themidnightotaku22 2 года назад +138

    Mario looks like he’s duking it out with his shadow clones DBZ style at that speed.

  • @MortonMcCastle
    @MortonMcCastle 2 года назад +92

    Gingerbread Man:
    "Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm The Gingerbread Man!"
    Cosmic Gingerbread Clone:
    "Run, Run, at the pace that you set! The faster you go, the closer I get!"

  • @clairebennett9104
    @clairebennett9104 2 года назад +23

    *Me Trying To Run Away From My Depression:*

  • @RyanNerdyGamer
    @RyanNerdyGamer 2 года назад +38

    It’s just like in the Doctor Who episode “Face the Raven,” isn’t it? Cosmic Clones are analogous to Quantum Shades. Not even a TARDIS can outrun one; eventually, the Shade reaches its target the instant the timer hits 0. 👾

  • @rnggamer2459
    @rnggamer2459 2 года назад +124

    i know my comment means nothing, but thank you for still making mario galaxy content to this day. This game is my childhood, and honestly seeing these videos always brings back great memories.

    • @dominicbonogofski
      @dominicbonogofski 2 года назад +15

      It means something, obviously. He gave it a like, and you and your comments mean so much more than you think. Thank you for contributing by making comments.

    • @-Atomic-Gamer
      @-Atomic-Gamer 2 года назад +3

      @@dominicbonogofski Respect, my man.

  • @WiiUFan-jj3is
    @WiiUFan-jj3is 2 года назад +74

    Imagine if Cosmic Clones existed in real life
    That would make for a good horror movie

    • @CheddarCheeseRebirthed
      @CheddarCheeseRebirthed 2 года назад +16

      "you're outnumbered, 4 to 1"
      "you're outnumbered, 4 to 1"
      "i like those chances"
      "i like those chances"
      "no i'm supposed to say it"
      "no i'm supposed to say it"

    • @cbcgame2744
      @cbcgame2744 2 года назад +7

      Youre outnumbered four to on- uh i mean 5 to o- uh six... seven... Uhhhhh

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 2 года назад +4

      Don't stop running

    • @ryanremington746
      @ryanremington746 2 года назад +3

      So a Faster version of It follows?

    • @uncroppedsoop
      @uncroppedsoop 2 года назад +3

      @@ryanremington746 not exactly but similar yes

  • @villager9874
    @villager9874 2 года назад +95

    Mario: *moves at infinite levels of speed*
    Speed runner Mario: are you challenging me?

    • @thatfunkingroup5930
      @thatfunkingroup5930 2 года назад +5

      Cosmic Sped Runner Mario: And you think you're any better?

    • @dominicbonogofski
      @dominicbonogofski 2 года назад +6

      Luigi, who does absolutely nothing yet always wins: "Inferior little insects. I have surpassed you all without moving.

    • @givrally7634
      @givrally7634 2 года назад +2

      Speedrunner mario : *moves at uncountably infinite speed*

  • @pastapastajfollower2919
    @pastapastajfollower2919 2 года назад +5

    I KID YOU NOT I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE ENDING CAUSE OF HOW IT WENT FROM “the past is marching and you can’t escape as it eats you whole” to “and that’s why you can’t outrun cosmic Mario!” I love Swanky so much!

  • @turquoisepeach9105
    @turquoisepeach9105 2 года назад +2

    “His screaming, mangled corpse plummeted to the planet below.”
    I laughed for quite a while at that

  • @Kitsuna_Gacha
    @Kitsuna_Gacha 2 года назад +26

    What are the limits of the 3D Land version of the clones?

  • @yoshidude64595
    @yoshidude64595 2 года назад +26

    The idea that random chance determines when mario and the shadow clones collide is very similar to the quantum physics explanation as to why fusion can occur in stars despite not mathematically having enough pressure. The particles can randomly move, or “teleport” into other atoms, fusing them together without actually physically pushing them together.

    • @cheesepop7175
      @cheesepop7175 2 года назад

      a game where random chance determines if you get hit
      high damage = high chance
      low damage = low chance

  • @5h0ckblock
    @5h0ckblock 2 года назад +1

    I believe the reason behind why when mario stops for even a brief moment he gets hit multiple times is that the active gravity is still attempting to pull at Mario. And after being hit by the first clone, your body is steadily being pulled in the opposite direction. As a result, the clones destination is on a position in front of you, so you end up moving towards each other at insane speeds.
    This is probably why Mario's body contorts in the way it does as well. He has two separate forces, his own speed and gravity, moving him simultaneously in opposite directions. But the speed is greater than the gravitational force so it never evens out until you stop to look at him.

  • @isaacpaintsemrouboanderline.
    @isaacpaintsemrouboanderline. 2 года назад +2

    Mario: you cant beat me!
    Swankybox: i know. But he can.
    *Cosmic clones*

  • @greenlightning6803
    @greenlightning6803 2 года назад +29

    Man idk why I love whenever swanky makes a cosmic clone video but I do thank you man you just made my day

  • @steveluvscows2490
    @steveluvscows2490 2 года назад +4

    Cosmic Clone: Whatever game you're playing, it won't work. You can't defeat me.
    Mario: I know... but he can.
    (Starman Luigi appears)

  • @taemien9219
    @taemien9219 2 года назад +11

    You should try being four parallel universes ahead. The scuttlebug is the key.

  • @dicyanoacetylene6220
    @dicyanoacetylene6220 2 года назад +15

    Ok, so half way through the vid, now that we know what you're trying to do. It sounds like you're trying to exploit a floating point number in the tracking of the clones. And that might work, but they might be able to quickly get back on course once you're position is near a number that is easy to represent with a floating point number.

  • @murphmariotwopointoh7714
    @murphmariotwopointoh7714 2 года назад +9

    2:26 That's odd, I don't remember Delfino Plaza Galaxy being in the game.
    (Before anyone points it out, I know what a mod is.)

    • @Soulfire702
      @Soulfire702 2 года назад +2

      Its a mod. 😇
      Before you point it out٫ let me remind you what a JOKE is. 😂

    • @MCAlexisYT
      @MCAlexisYT 2 года назад +8

      Instructions unclear. No information about “joke” found.

    • @murphmariotwopointoh7714
      @murphmariotwopointoh7714 2 года назад

      Oh great, seems I played myself like a fiddle.

    • @billyjohnson7925
      @billyjohnson7925 2 года назад

      It's a mod

    • @Soulfire702
      @Soulfire702 2 года назад

      @@murphmariotwopointoh7714 Instructions unclear. You want me to play the fiddle?

  • @LamanKnight
    @LamanKnight 2 года назад +14

    So, you didn't escape the clones... but... I think you may have accidentally created a particle accelerator/particle collider, only it's linear instead of circular. It's kind of fascinating, really.

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog 2 года назад

      is each end a wormhole? is it a perpetual motion machine too?

    • @WaluigiisthekingASmith
      @WaluigiisthekingASmith 2 года назад

      @@dopesickdog no. It's limited (probably) to 10^308 units.

  • @kaching7204
    @kaching7204 2 года назад +2

    I may be misremembering, but in the vanilla game (The Chompworks) there *were* some times where the clones later on the line got stuck via falling into the lava and still walking into whatever wall was blocking them.

  • @StarlightNkyra
    @StarlightNkyra 2 года назад +2

    Teacher: "What did you do for your science fair project?"
    Me: Uhhhhhhhh

  • @dominicbonogofski
    @dominicbonogofski 2 года назад +9

    Luigi HAS to be confused by whatever the hell Mario is trying to do.

  • @arian2745
    @arian2745 2 года назад +8

    Mario is masochist confirmed

  • @jamesd6920
    @jamesd6920 Год назад

    At 6:03 when you said "His screaming mangled corpse plummeted towards the planet bellow.." I just started laughing. And at 6:48

  • @thehiddenninja3428
    @thehiddenninja3428 2 года назад +2

    So I believe what you tried to do was go far enough out for your position data to be overloaded and so cut-off when set as the path data for the clones.
    Instead, it seems both numbers have the same number of decimal points. Overloading your position puts you in 2 places at once, so the clones were also in 2 places at once, and you're able to be hit in *both* places. If one of those places is approx. where the other place was 2.5 seconds ago, then you'll be hit.

  • @bread2374
    @bread2374 2 года назад +1

    As someone who grew up with the Galaxy games, it always makes me happy when I see Swanky make a video about them

  • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
    @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 2 года назад +2

    8:48 this is Literally quantum mechanics

  • @lirehsa
    @lirehsa 2 года назад

    6:14 Boss Magnus von Grapple music! YES!

  • @nicholasdaisyawesomeness1291
    @nicholasdaisyawesomeness1291 2 года назад

    "This time we're going even farther! I want to see Mario shake into pieces as his remnants scatter into the stars!" - SwankyBox

  • @pastapastajfollower2919
    @pastapastajfollower2919 2 года назад +1

    My goodness I always find funny random moments in Swankys content that makes him so enjoyable to watch like this moment here 6:00 just so random it makes me laugh so hard and so informative!

  • @Magloyr
    @Magloyr 2 года назад

    It’s a little simpler than that, they just coded them, same as Mario, but set it so there was a delay to the control input. Them set them as an enemy that would cause damage when interacted with.

  • @-Titan29-
    @-Titan29- 2 года назад +2

    Hey Swanky! It's Titan29 from the Zardy's Maze community. Nephryte told me that you're making a video about the process of getting those last few unlisted videos, and I was the one who figured out the timestamps for the crossword section. I solved the puzzle exactly 420 days after the game came out, wrapping up just about everything. I just want to say that I really enjoy ZM, even if I am really bad at it, and between Neph working on the challenge side of things and me working on the puzzle side of things, I'm really looking forward to the next update! In the meantime, I just wanted to say thanks for the game, even if the community has gotten pretty strange over time, and I'm looking forward to new experiences with Zardy and friends ahead! Cheers! (Also out of bounds SMG2 is pretty jank)

  • @fluffymoon9602
    @fluffymoon9602 2 года назад +2

    If Mario had infinite speed he would not be able to stop moving so they won’t catch him

    • @nicholasdaisyawesomeness1291
      @nicholasdaisyawesomeness1291 2 года назад

      Better yet: overloading the floating point values like that can completely crash the game! For example, if you set your speed fo infinite in Super Mario 64 (while standing still) and then jump in an underground level, the entire screen will go black and the game will cause a really bad crash. In fact, the crash is so bad that if you do it on the N64 console with the N64 hardware, or on the Wii U (for both you need hacks or glitches), you'll need to unplug the console, otherwise it won't shut down!

  • @thag_simmons
    @thag_simmons 2 года назад +1

    I love how you incidentally end up describing the pear wiggler meme while theorizing about what's happening

  • @Patralgan
    @Patralgan 2 года назад +2

    Wouldn't infinite speed mean Mario being omnipresent?

  • @0_dearghealach_083
    @0_dearghealach_083 2 года назад +1

    "There is a point where we needed to stop and we have clearly passed it... but let's keep going and see what happens" - Swanky, I imagine.

  • @sawneytenmillion8339
    @sawneytenmillion8339 2 года назад

    I love your commentary so much, makes it super entertaining while also being fascinating

  • @ZaTimou
    @ZaTimou 2 года назад +6

    I'm going to guess before watching the video the answer is "no".
    Edit: I was right, but not in the way I expected

  • @sagacious03
    @sagacious03 2 года назад +1

    Fun analysis video! Thanks for uploading!

  • @TheCreepypro
    @TheCreepypro 2 года назад

    how many years have I been watching this man outrun cosmic clones? too funny buddy nice to see you find a new way to do it every time

  • @ahscott2001
    @ahscott2001 2 года назад

    I never thought I’d see Mario make a jump to hyperspace but there’s a first time for everything.

  • @LucasFilmtDoor
    @LucasFilmtDoor 2 года назад +3

    Wow, that ending got really deep all of a sudden

  • @jonbomb1480
    @jonbomb1480 2 года назад

    This video is the best crossover I've ever seen.

  • @d2dominoes807
    @d2dominoes807 2 года назад +1

    hmmmm "Is it possible to beat Super Mario Galaxy 2 if there are always cosmic clones following you" sounds like a fun challenge

  • @marlysalt
    @marlysalt 2 года назад +1

    Quantum Mario looks like an electron; but here come the cosmic clones measuring his speed while you try and observe him.

  • @dinonuggy130
    @dinonuggy130 2 года назад +5

    love your content keep up the good work

  • @Tenshi04Akuma
    @Tenshi04Akuma 8 месяцев назад

    Cosmic clone : Mario tried to avoid me using infinite speed and space alteration, how foolish...
    Mario's own shadow : I know right ?

    • @Dashiell777
      @Dashiell777 Месяц назад

      I was looking. At a video. Apparently they had a way to make it where you can do cosmic clone races

  • @MaximeLafreniere433
    @MaximeLafreniere433 2 года назад +1

    Now I want a Green Demon stye challenge with the Cosmic Clones!

  • @Kobalent
    @Kobalent 2 года назад +1

    9:17 So you're telling me you made a quantum mechanism inside of the game where every frame processing works as the observer collapsing each frame into one of the two states in the superposition of Mario being hit and not hit

    • @comet.x
      @comet.x 2 года назад +2

      quantum mechanics being creepily similar to floating point errors would fit simulation theory...

  • @2l84me8
    @2l84me8 2 года назад

    No! We don’t need another Speed Demon Mario ever again.
    -Something something TerminalMontage.

  • @loganator3565
    @loganator3565 2 года назад

    9:37 My theory for here is actually pretty simple. The reason they don't hit Mario immediately after he takes damage and falls is because immediately after taking damage, Mario has a couple seconds of Invincibility Frames where he can't take damage. This is so the player isn't killed immediately if they get swarmed by goombas or kameks or in this case, cosmic clones

  • @fatalwaffle1715
    @fatalwaffle1715 Год назад +1

    Awesome video!

  • @ManoredRed
    @ManoredRed 2 года назад +2

    Surprise dark philosophy at the end.

    • @SwankyBox
      @SwankyBox 2 года назад +1

      Cosmic clones take you to dark places.

  • @NightBread
    @NightBread 2 года назад

    If a game lets me do it, testing a games floating point is my favorite thing to do.

  • @paraplonk7269
    @paraplonk7269 2 года назад +2

    Cosmic clones would be a really cool antagonist of an anime or something. I'd love to see how the protagonist would defeat them

    • @Lokear
      @Lokear 2 года назад

      Stand still for 2 seconds, then shoot/stab/whatever where you just were. Rinse, repeat.

    • @blaze4109
      @blaze4109 2 года назад +1

      just walk backwards while shooting the clone

    • @cheesepop7175
      @cheesepop7175 2 года назад

      NO

    • @nicholasdaisyawesomeness1291
      @nicholasdaisyawesomeness1291 2 года назад

      @@blaze4109 Here's the problem. They're poisonous to touch. That's why Mario takes damage!

    • @cheesepop7175
      @cheesepop7175 Год назад

      @@nicholasdaisyawesomeness1291 if they are poisonous then why do cosmic clones keep running towards mario? thats kinda mean.

  • @austin-ee4tp
    @austin-ee4tp 2 года назад +4

    it's probably something to do with interpolation of hitboxes in my game i use capsules for that so it might be making a capsule from the current position to the position + velocity thus making tons of cosmic clones able to hit you if you stop maybe (there might be some flaws with this thought) and also imperfect floats would probably work in tandem with the capsules to do that too mario galaxy is probably similar on the capsule thing since every hitbox is a sphere for entities

  • @DaCaptainDerpy
    @DaCaptainDerpy 2 года назад

    You know something I want to see? With all the modding and such you can do, can you make a horror level out of the assets in Galaxy or Sunshine?

  • @nope69420.
    @nope69420. 2 года назад

    Your average speedrunner: ah yes, what you call fast is what we call slow.

  • @justsans.
    @justsans. 2 года назад

    I’m using this before I watch, and I don’t plant on editing it afterwards, but I feel like since the Cosmic Clones are basically just ghosts, then they would do the same as you.

  • @PieJee1
    @PieJee1 2 года назад

    At the start of the movie i expected the result because with large numbers the accuracy of least significant numbers is dropped resulting in the same number in memory eventually

  • @randomnessrules4971
    @randomnessrules4971 2 года назад +12

    Is there a way to measure Mario's speed after 17 minutes?

  • @mariomuncher44
    @mariomuncher44 2 года назад

    Is it possible to take a closer look at Comet Observatory in the cutscene, in which Mario is launched towards the planet he's going to, just before the star select?

  • @petir_but_wierd
    @petir_but_wierd 2 года назад +1

    i did a similar experiment but i ran from the clones for 17 hours and the thing that stopped my expiriment was the point of hitting the shadow realm itself in distance where the console went on fire

  • @hopebrings1541
    @hopebrings1541 2 года назад

    I think the reason Mario gets hit so quickly is because the clones fallowing Mario's directional speed data and any speed hacks applied to the clones as a side effect, one that has one small flaw, it doesn't change the speed until the previous ones 2.5 seconds are up, and if a clone overshoots the expected position from the data, it's warped to Mario's x,y coordinates yet it's z coordinate stays the same and it's new directional speed is towards Mario yet still at its previous speed until the 2.5 second window between the clone actions is completed.

  • @gizmosandgadgets5751
    @gizmosandgadgets5751 2 года назад +2

    Judging from a programming standpoint, I do believe the 50 clone limit is the strict limit of how many Mario actions are recorded into some sort of memory, thus when the 51st clone is created, it tries to access an action outside of the memory, causing an out of bounds error.

  • @thenonexistinghero
    @thenonexistinghero 2 года назад

    This was strangely epic.

  • @1specified
    @1specified 2 года назад

    I didn't know where to ask this, but I was watching Gray Fruit play this game and while he was fighting King Kaliente is dawned on me that King Kaliente always turns to face you when you're in his fight. You can still walk under the plantet which puts him out of the players view, but it made me think about what happens in that situation. Does he look down at you under the planet and awkwardly turn while looking down?

  • @TheRealP.S.G
    @TheRealP.S.G 2 года назад +1

    Cool! Now try outrunning the Cosmic Clones from Super Mario 3D Land.

  • @waluigist
    @waluigist 2 года назад

    6:49
    Everyone is here!

  • @Drazamuffin
    @Drazamuffin 2 года назад

    I wasn’t expecting to watch a video where Mario is turned into an electron

  • @Mimikyu_Lov3r
    @Mimikyu_Lov3r 2 года назад

    4:00 TFW you beat the the whole game of Super Mario Galaxy 2 after getting every single Power Star and 9,999 Starbits, then you have a Mario Party

  • @sirnoodle1068
    @sirnoodle1068 2 года назад

    6:01 why is this so funny? XD

  • @elleenoel512
    @elleenoel512 Год назад

    Mario's terrified eyes as he attempts to turn into a skin parachute, though. Lol.

  • @dzeppetto3143
    @dzeppetto3143 2 года назад +2

    U can't escape by going faster... BUT CAN U ESCAPE BY GOING SLOWER?

  • @thatgamernoob5186
    @thatgamernoob5186 2 года назад

    You should leave this on overnight, endlessly going faster and faster... It would be so overloaded it would probably crash, bit if it didnt it might work.

  • @JoboGamezzz
    @JoboGamezzz 2 года назад

    Mario Mario and the RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK face melting begins

  • @NippleTwist115
    @NippleTwist115 Год назад

    I don't know why but I'm genuinely mad that super mario galaxy 2 has a better fucking quantum tunneling example than any college physics professor has ever taught

  • @doodlebug47
    @doodlebug47 2 года назад

    Wow that was cool

  • @mengespong
    @mengespong Год назад

    I like that one of the the clones in the thumbnail look mad

  • @SilentVinyl
    @SilentVinyl 2 года назад

    cosmic clones in every level mod would be cool

  • @jeremyjasonpage5863
    @jeremyjasonpage5863 2 года назад

    Theory time!🧩

  • @carecacabeludoblehb
    @carecacabeludoblehb 2 года назад

    that's terminalmontage's speedrunner mario's greatest fear

  • @LuigiMan2401
    @LuigiMan2401 2 года назад

    So speaking about this cosmic clone stuff, there is a cool mod for gmod that give you a trail of cosmic clones! Well it mimics literally every move, I change my player model, it changes.

  • @WeakestChild
    @WeakestChild 2 года назад

    After seeing this I wonder if you can change shadow Mario’s movement not going for the star and if him dying will crash or lag the game. Idk if u can even change his movement

  • @CowboyHimself
    @CowboyHimself 2 года назад

    This man went from making a mod about his game to see what Mario clones do

  • @andrewclark3330
    @andrewclark3330 2 года назад +2

    1:32

  • @leobamabaconator
    @leobamabaconator 2 года назад +2

    6:07
    what kinda creepypasta stuff is this

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 2 года назад

    Thank you for the video.

  • @SterbsMcGurbs
    @SterbsMcGurbs 2 года назад

    It would be pretty neat if SwankyBox made a new Pixel Portals video since I comment about it in every video.

  • @FilthyWeeb1
    @FilthyWeeb1 2 года назад

    this reminds me of that Mario demo of all of the marios in that gravity demo thingy mababor

  • @justinburchette
    @justinburchette Год назад +1

    *You see:* these are the *REAL* questions that everyone needs to be asking!
    Thank you, SwankyBox - for giving us all the answers we _desperately_ needed... nay, the answers we _deserve!_ 🙂

  • @millennialgameplay9293
    @millennialgameplay9293 2 года назад

    Would it be possible to test the theory you made by using two clones to see how many times mario gets hit, after the first reaches him he should only be hit once more, but it could be that mario's position changing each and every frame could lead him to be hit by the same clone multiple times after reaching that distance

  • @10thletter40
    @10thletter40 2 года назад +2

    Cosmic Clones are the best!

  • @huyphan7825
    @huyphan7825 2 года назад

    Cosmic Clone be all like: "ThE oNlY tHiNg FaStEr ThAn ThE sPeEd Of LiGhT iS tHe SpEeD oF dArK"

  • @van4387
    @van4387 Год назад

    Good physics class