Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling - A Safe Distance From Genius P4
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- Опубликовано: 31 янв 2013
- Enjoy these clips from Jackie's DVD "A Safe Distance From Genius". The full length DVD is compiled from segments from Jackie's night club act including his trademark "Stump the Joke Man".
If you like this clip, check out the SRO DVD on amazon.com
Used by permission from Jackie Martling. 
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All i can think about is Billy West doing Jackie Puppet everytime he says anything
wooohoohhhhhoooooo
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MAKE SOMETHING UP. MAKE SOMETHING UP. AAAAHHHHAAHAAAAA
Jackie is the only comedian that laughs at his own jokes, then the audience does.
gotta admit, his energy is infectious haha
Jackie is the only comedian who laughs at his jokes that doesn't seem cringey to me for some reason. I think its because his laugh is funny.
My favorite comedian♥️ His laugh could give an empty Honda a start😂
Jackie makes me laugh just because he’s a character
Did ya hear about the fly on the toilet seat? He got pissed off.
*_HE HE HE HE HE HE_*
Two flys sitting on a toilet seat , one fly says to the other - you wanna eat now or hit the piss
Oh, OH!
Loves his own jokes
Which aren’t even ‘his’ jokes, just old jokes from the 50’s, 60’s and 70’s.
he's a showman! he's gotta entertain the crowd. that generates DOLLARS through beer purchases. Some of his jokes are bad, but not when you're drunk!!
Dammit he may be bad but I love Jackie.
"D'ya get it?" "YEAAH!"
A "safe distance"? More like light years away from genius.
As far as I know, Jackie is the only well known comedian who laughs hysterically at his own jokes, and in this respect, I have to give him my respect. Does anyone know any other comedian who comes close to this?
Artie laughed at his own jokes too. Yeah, not quite like Jackie but it's annoying nonetheless. Artie's stand ups are painful to watch. If you like the same stories and drug references; then you'd love it " Crystal meth is a good drug. When you wanna walk to ST. Louis some weekend" That joke was never funny. But yet Artie used it all the time. His act has always been the same shit. Artie was playing banquet halls around the time right before his nose caved the fuck in. I'm tired of that story too. I don't believe that it as caused by snorting glass from a busted salt shaker while snorting pills. Even if he did snort the glass, that's not what caused the damage. It was from blowing a couple thousand dollars worth of dope and blow up his nose. At least he finally started banging it for Christ sakes. (Hence, the white gloves he'd wear on the AA show)
@@shaneb9120 artie in an entirely diff't 'laughing at himself' class. Not even the same ballpark as Jackie. Jackie's is borderline annoying - but somehow not quite bona fide annoying. And I disagree - Artie's stories are always good and he's a national treasure in my eyes. Not on Norm level, but who could be on Norm's level?
Chappelle.
@@festyguy7405 I'll give you that, but he only does it after a particularly provocative joke that he's almost embarrassed about telling, whereas Jackie does it after almost everything he says.
@@gregorcollinsnorm who?
What the hell did stern ever see in this guy , a safe distance from funny!
Within the show , I liked Jackie. Especially, being the punching bag for everyone else.
He was really good as the punching bag for the Howard show.
I like the last one.
Amazing
His long Island laugh 😅
What is this? The early bird special? There’s no one under 65 in this crowd.
what are you talking about?? it’s a typical audience. who is 65?
oh my god!!! too funny!!!!!!!
Worst stand up routine ever , I love it, is there more?
common some of those jokes are really funny
no......
Not at all, man
This should be called: A Safe Distance From Funny.
Arthur, Im curious - did you write this comment in one of your two sheds? :-P
@@wylier I'm thinking of selling one. 😉😄
@@ArthurTwoshedsJackson then you'd be named Arthur "one shed" Jackson. Lol
@@wylier It's good to know there are still people out there who understand. Thank you for restoring a bit of my faith in humanity. God bless you, sir
@@ArthurTwoshedsJackson you are welcome "two sheds".
Jackie just throws all the shit at the fan. Wait that’s a joke too!!!! Ahhhhhhhaaaahahahaha woooohooooooooo!!!!
Shegetshomeshespreadsherlegs-DOWHATCHADOBEST
Jackie puppet is funnier by a long shot 🤣🤣🤣
is Jackie Martling is really something
im sorry , I just laughed so hard at the first joke..
Is that Nancy they keep flashing to?
So question, do you think Jackie actually prepares these jokes before hand or does he just rift?
Around what year?
"Sex is nothin but 50 pumps."
- Bernie Mac.
OGLIO!
dad jokes before dad jokes got invented.
Of course you got a few Nancy cameos
Use your finger! 👆
The thing that ruins Jackie's act for me is the fake forced laugh.
covertyankee anytime Jackie wrote a joke and Howard said it, he would laugh really loud. Fake forced laugh.
It's not even a forced laugh. He's just a lunatic.
Polish jokes!
*is
My God, what a hack.
Mannnn……peeeewwww.. helps if you are wasted
"polish"
Haha yeah like the distance he was from howard.
Jackie was so bad it was good
Good writer, terrible comic
Hack
SUCKED
What's lamer than Jackie Martling?
Jackie Martling laughing at his own jokes.
your lamer, he's an comedic master
...and "you're" spelling skills are comedy gold.
HAAAAAWHAAAAAAW!!!
+chris mello 👍 😆
I wasnt into him on the stern show but i find myself trying to mimic these short quick punchline jokes because that are funny. To me at least. Theyre like those old dirty jokes you heard growing up but never knew where they came from.
@@luciferjones8103 so it hearing you bitch about him...
next level cringe.
Funnier than Carlin..Jackie is so underrated.
No man is better George Carlin.
This guy has "one liners" and you think he's better than Carlin. Pffft George is above comedy.
You’re high
Guys like you shouldn't be allowed to vote or procreate.
Funnier than nobody, including me
Wow, he was bad
He's his own biggest fan
I'm in shock - Howard fairly recently mentioned Jackie's career suicide again. I always assumed that when Howard started earning $20 million a year, that Jackie's annual show salary was $3 to $4 million, and so, leaving the show was indeed career murder. That Jackie was being paid less than $600,000 a year (regardless of what he earned, because of the show, away from the show) is utterly shocking. Yes, it was Howard's particular genius that essentially created the on-air Jackie the Joke-man character that we all loved, but who cares. Jackie's correct - Howard is a cheap bastard, and its primarily this character flaw that largely ruined the show all these years.
Ok jack
Less than 600k?? Disgusting, how could he survive on that? 🙄
But, why is it that you can’t mention Jackie without mentioning Howard?
I told Tom to pay you as much as he could. - Hollywood Howie
All Jackie needed to do was to get an agent, but he let that wife of his handle that and it screwed him. Robin,Fred,and Gary are all multimillionaires and he would have been one too.
Hack.
Why have I never thought this guy was funny?
Because he's not, and you're right.
because you have taste.
I just wasted 5 and a half minutes watching this. Terrible
Not funny
I never knew he was this terrible. I mean this is literally the worst comedy I've ever heard
God, this is awful