How to Defeat RUSSIA Today...

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  • Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2024

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  • @__mints__
    @__mints__ 3 месяца назад +73

    I love how at 5:03 Drew casually implies that France is a hellscape filled with inbred hyperagressive monsters

  • @nathangamble125
    @nathangamble125 3 месяца назад +83

    From Wikipedia: "On 18 August 2005 he was promoted to Colonel-in-Chief. Nils Olav was the first penguin to hold this rank in the Norwegian army."
    I love how this implies that other penguins have held other ranks within the Norwegian Army.

    • @TheSkyShaft
      @TheSkyShaft 3 месяца назад +8

      Who else do you think are protecting the Norwegian border in Antarctica?

    • @-gevert-
      @-gevert- 3 месяца назад

      I recall reading a news article claiming that Nils Olav was recently promoted to General. Also, there appear to be 3 of them , named Nils Olav I, Nils Olav II and Nils Olav III

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 3 месяца назад +78

    05:00 You do realize that most of Sauron's territory was actually quite lushous, right?
    We only saw his Smithing and mining district, of course that looks barren!

    • @orangecitrus8056
      @orangecitrus8056 3 месяца назад +16

      southeast mordor is fertile from all the volcanic dust (like duh the orcs actually need to eat something)

    • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
      @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 3 месяца назад +7

      @@orangecitrus8056 Precisely!

    • @TheSmokeGoblin
      @TheSmokeGoblin 3 месяца назад +1

      Aure Entuluva!

    • @orangecitrus8056
      @orangecitrus8056 3 месяца назад +4

      @@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV there's even a giant lake in that region of mordor too lol.
      if this was morgoth then ig maybe the world would be like what the meme drew reacted to presented

    • @axx792
      @axx792 3 месяца назад

      @@orangecitrus8056 thats what his slaves are for

  • @Cil-lan
    @Cil-lan 3 месяца назад +43

    day i dont know of asking this man to make a romanian plushie now

  • @geokou7645
    @geokou7645 3 месяца назад +2

    4:03 fun fact, in Greece, we were barely affected bc we are so behind that we barely use the internet in official actions

  • @gandoystuffs
    @gandoystuffs 3 месяца назад +18

    0:17
    You have 50 missed calls from duolingo incorporated 🦉

  • @malta_ball701
    @malta_ball701 3 месяца назад +223

    Petition for drew to make a Malta countryball plushie (Day 187)

  • @ThirdTwoLast
    @ThirdTwoLast 3 месяца назад +14

    10:50 Jokes aside, the portuguese do actually have pretty good metro transit. (In the region of Porto, idk about anything else)

    • @rodrigocarvalhais6666
      @rodrigocarvalhais6666 Месяц назад

      Lisbon pretty large too but bit shiti. Old trains and stuff. Porto more developed in that aspect

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 3 месяца назад +27

    I didn't notice the IT crisis. I only saw a LIMC thumbnail about it, which I didn't think was about anything important. So I was just talking to some friends before talking about what we should play instead of Pathfinder since our other friend went to Iceland, when one of them wondered if that other friend had any problems taking the plane since the outage happened at the exact same time. Turns out I've once again missed another historical event this month.
    BTW, I didn't have any problems because I use Linux. Just like everyone else in the party.

    • @SomeRando5370
      @SomeRando5370 3 месяца назад +7

      Crowdstrike being down didn't effect windows users either, it only effected companies' computers and servers

    • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
      @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 3 месяца назад +2

      @@SomeRando5370 I thought it just effected everyone who updated automatically?
      Anyways, you'd still wouldn't get it with linux, that part's not wrong.

    • @FailurePlaysGaming
      @FailurePlaysGaming 3 месяца назад +2

      I had absolutely no issues, and I use windows.

    • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
      @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 3 месяца назад +1

      @cantin8697 Ah OK. I get it....
      Well, I didn't think we had the internet to ourselves, since I didn't even notice xD!

    • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
      @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 3 месяца назад +2

      @cantin8697 One can always count on the internet to provide a loud minority of people. Luckily, this time it's a funny loud minority!

  • @Averifiedperson7712
    @Averifiedperson7712 3 месяца назад +125

    ‘How to defeat Russia today’
    Step 1: DONT INVADE IN WINTER

    • @dallastexas1684
      @dallastexas1684 3 месяца назад +17

      Unless your Mongolia

    • @TheTimurdempire
      @TheTimurdempire 3 месяца назад +4

      Even then it's still possible just really hard

    • @dulguunjargal1199
      @dulguunjargal1199 3 месяца назад +9

      Just Invade Vertically smh😒

    • @gamera5160
      @gamera5160 3 месяца назад +3

      How to defeat Russia today: Give your surplus military stuff to a country that we were only half paying attention to until 2022.

    • @jaytbo5676
      @jaytbo5676 3 месяца назад +1

      Just support Ukraine they are already doing it

  • @Yesunfortunately-r1x
    @Yesunfortunately-r1x 3 месяца назад +3

    1:35 I swear I have heard this rhetoric of Russian military collapse as many times as I've heard impending Chinese economic collapse

  • @JosTheMan1
    @JosTheMan1 3 месяца назад +27

    6:49 "protesting"

    • @MSKofAlexandria
      @MSKofAlexandria 3 месяца назад +2

      what else would you call it lol

    • @Stephen_the_Great_and_Holy
      @Stephen_the_Great_and_Holy 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@MSKofAlexandria crying for rights

    • @MSKofAlexandria
      @MSKofAlexandria 3 месяца назад

      @@Stephen_the_Great_and_Holy But when the South did that it started a war...
      (THIS IS A JOKE)

    • @skatingfreak1670
      @skatingfreak1670 3 месяца назад +2

      What rights do they not have that others do? They actually have privileges

    • @Stephen_the_Great_and_Holy
      @Stephen_the_Great_and_Holy 3 месяца назад +1

      @@skatingfreak1670 yes, that's the problem

  • @BaDitO2
    @BaDitO2 3 месяца назад +20

    not only is it still called luftwaffe, but the uniforms barely changed since ww2. they basically just removed the swastikas.

    • @FriendlyArchpriest
      @FriendlyArchpriest 3 месяца назад

      Hugo Boss got basically permanent business with them?

  • @unit_262
    @unit_262 3 месяца назад +4

    as a german i was shoked to see that the german fax system from the gouverment has won the Digitalisation wars, the german Digitilasation is now delayed by another 50 years because of that one IT outage (4:15)

  • @TheRealKindcod
    @TheRealKindcod 3 месяца назад +2

    7:20 i am from the south and i have never met ANYONE in my entire life who has called soda coke.

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal 3 месяца назад +2

    4:26 Drew just *losing it* while reacting to that meme was priceless

  • @TaitLawrence-xl2xb
    @TaitLawrence-xl2xb 3 месяца назад +3

    3:06 In this case this was not true at all, the F-15 was developed in response to the MiG-25, the Americans thought it was a fighter, it was an interceptor. The MiG-25 was a very good interceptor, but it of course was not a maneuverable fighter designed to fight other fighters but rather intercept bombers so of course the F-15, a fighter designed to be a fighter was better

  • @Varinyt
    @Varinyt 3 месяца назад +2

    Drew casually dropping a bar that goes so hard 1:45

  • @kj07video
    @kj07video 3 месяца назад +5

    2:25 I was driving the other day & I saw a statue of the bear hunting armor

  • @Capitala-București
    @Capitala-București 3 месяца назад +53

    Petition for Drew to visit Romania (day 270)

  • @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest
    @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest 3 месяца назад +1

    4:55 Y’all realize that Sauron wasn’t going to destroy middle earth, simply conquer it.

  • @joshuadunford3171
    @joshuadunford3171 3 месяца назад +4

    0:23 oh yes the Eurofighter Typhoon one of the most important aircraft used by Germany in the Second World War

  • @popepisspot1675
    @popepisspot1675 3 месяца назад +1

    8:41 Ngl , that simple map rotation gave me aneurysm.

    • @nikolaideianov5092
      @nikolaideianov5092 3 месяца назад

      The reason was something along the lines of
      Nato means north atlantic treaty org
      And thats the reason why on this map up(nornaly north) points to the atlantic

  • @jaydenriemer3970
    @jaydenriemer3970 3 месяца назад +7

    Petition for a Prussia and Venice countryball plush day 52.

  • @Only-Jax
    @Only-Jax 3 месяца назад +6

    1:19 Vanderlinde? Dutch vanderlinde

  • @TwigSkits
    @TwigSkits 3 месяца назад +1

    6:59 mostly accurate

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 3 месяца назад +1

    4:47 he didn’t turn Mordor volcanic, it already was. And he made the orcs for war.
    But there was more to his empire.
    There was much more varied terrain, there was a bunch of men in the (I think) east & south which were evil.

  • @pucio1568
    @pucio1568 3 месяца назад +2

    5:08 I'm pleasent to inform you that Poland, was indeed mantioned.

  • @ondoreoku
    @ondoreoku 3 месяца назад +2

    As a portuguese, I can certify that we still have these roads and these trains. Their performance are as good as they were ever since they have been

  • @AJ1770s
    @AJ1770s 3 месяца назад +3

    They made Greece and Turkey enemy because you would be to strong as friends

  • @StAngerNo1
    @StAngerNo1 3 месяца назад +2

    8:22 That would not even work, because the rivers send more water into the baltic sea than evaporates. If you built the dams the water level in the baltic would just rise. You would need gigantic channels or pipelines that drain the water from the rivers directly into the atlantic ocean.

    • @nikolaideianov5092
      @nikolaideianov5092 3 месяца назад

      This is from
      r/noncredibledefense

    • @StAngerNo1
      @StAngerNo1 3 месяца назад

      @@nikolaideianov5092 I mean obviously it isn't meant seriously, but I am not sure if the people realized that the baltic sea is net positive in its water exchange.

    • @nikolaideianov5092
      @nikolaideianov5092 3 месяца назад

      @@StAngerNo1 most didnt have anyidea about it
      Inculdeing me

  • @domiiinik4320
    @domiiinik4320 3 месяца назад +3

    Medieval MMA is not new, it was done in Poland in 2018

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal 3 месяца назад +1

    Draining the Baltic sea? No. But putting dams so it eventually becomes a lake (non-salty) over the decades? That'd be great.

  • @FORDGT40_SPITFIRE
    @FORDGT40_SPITFIRE 2 месяца назад +1

    Petition for drew to put the flag of the Byzantine empire in the background day 310

  • @Aleksandar_Karadordovic
    @Aleksandar_Karadordovic 3 месяца назад +33

    Petition for drew to make a Yugoslavia countryball plushie (day 1)

  • @roachisbetterthanghost
    @roachisbetterthanghost 3 месяца назад +5

    Day 20 of asking drew to make a Malta, Grenada, and San Marino Countryball drop

  • @carking0138
    @carking0138 3 месяца назад +1

    8:01 The only way I see how their language could be like Latin America is that they speak a Latin-based language.

  • @mikaelkuusisto9878
    @mikaelkuusisto9878 3 месяца назад +1

    0:22 Left Upper Corner

  • @User-jf4rz
    @User-jf4rz 3 месяца назад +1

    11:01 Ut men danskjävlarna!

  • @jamespyle777
    @jamespyle777 3 месяца назад +1

    Draining the Baltic Sea? Well, there goes the fish industry.

  • @nikkmartin270
    @nikkmartin270 3 месяца назад +1

    deep southern here we call it soda😂

  • @Chrome1047
    @Chrome1047 3 месяца назад

    4:28 that's General Electric in a nutshell

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 3 месяца назад +4

    03:22 What the feck is going on in the north way?

  • @julianbrelsford
    @julianbrelsford 2 месяца назад

    I sort of misunderstood the thumbnail. I was thinking the proposal was to block off the black sea near Istanbul and drain it.
    Obviously multiple factors caused the Ukraine war, but one important factor was Ukrainian/Russian disputes with regard to Sebastopol, Crimea, and more generally, control of naval and water transportation routes to the world's oceans via the black sea.

  • @galaxyexplorer8075
    @galaxyexplorer8075 3 месяца назад +1

    Day 218 of getting Drew to make a New Zealand ball with a laser kiwi accessory

  • @marekserocki974
    @marekserocki974 3 месяца назад +1

    05:15 fun fact: this Polish name is in fact misspelled

    • @ЮраН-ь2к
      @ЮраН-ь2к 3 месяца назад +1

      additional "sy" syllabe?

    • @marekserocki974
      @marekserocki974 3 месяца назад

      @@ЮраН-ь2к yup

    • @DaesDroolMoes
      @DaesDroolMoes 3 месяца назад

      Who cares

    • @modmaker7617
      @modmaker7617 3 месяца назад

      Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
      Gzheh-gozh Bzhen-chy-shchy-kyeh-veech

  • @Winter_Fan_01
    @Winter_Fan_01 3 месяца назад +1

    I am Spanish. I am deeply sorry that the Portuguese admire our trains. I feel like something has died inside of me. Get well Portugal.

  • @Da...
    @Da... 3 месяца назад +1

    5:40 KCD 2 MENTIONED 🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿

  • @MarkEndernatorbro
    @MarkEndernatorbro 3 месяца назад +1

    W for the countryball community

  • @justalittleslepy
    @justalittleslepy 3 месяца назад

    drew should definitely do medieval mma

  • @davidbanszky1945
    @davidbanszky1945 3 месяца назад +1

    Petition for Drew to make Hungary countryball plushie (day 210)

  • @AfterMath-e9e
    @AfterMath-e9e 3 месяца назад +1

    2:16 buhurt, but 1v1?

  • @PPBC_TerraformedVenus
    @PPBC_TerraformedVenus 3 месяца назад +2

    Petition of Drew to make a Philippineball plush (day 23)

  • @memeteamstudios-r8e
    @memeteamstudios-r8e 3 месяца назад +1

    Petition for Drew to react to DocuDubery (Day 4)

  • @kimberlylewistyner2070
    @kimberlylewistyner2070 3 месяца назад +1

    5:52 umm..😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Hoomun4013
    @Hoomun4013 3 месяца назад +1

    Petition for drew to make a Yugoslavia ball plushie (day 32)

  • @editztrap
    @editztrap 3 месяца назад

    petition for drew to make a jordanian countryball plushie (day 5)

  • @NashHoffman.
    @NashHoffman. 3 месяца назад +1

    Asking drew to watch two days into Belgium (day 6)

  • @Dabkiller59
    @Dabkiller59 3 месяца назад

    medieval mma seems fun

  • @LegDevourer124
    @LegDevourer124 3 месяца назад +2

    0:31 that is just offensive to me.

  • @kalk2217
    @kalk2217 3 месяца назад

    As a Portuguese all I will say is, it’s about the swagger and the style

  • @FirestormianEmpire
    @FirestormianEmpire 3 месяца назад +1

    Can you watch the Kildovian Federation they make cool animations

  • @Zimbabweballenthusiast
    @Zimbabweballenthusiast 3 месяца назад +13

    Petition for a Zimbabwe ball plushy day 181

  • @anistates
    @anistates 3 месяца назад

    Petition for drew to make a stateball plush (Day 31, 32, 33 and 34)

  • @kimberlylewistyner2070
    @kimberlylewistyner2070 3 месяца назад

    7:34 wow!!!

  • @nathanmerritt1581
    @nathanmerritt1581 3 месяца назад +2

    That thumbnail hurt my brain!

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal 3 месяца назад

    Wake up babe, Drew's apology video just dropped.

  • @mikaelkuusisto9878
    @mikaelkuusisto9878 3 месяца назад +1

    No but lets turn it into big lake

  • @Viggerligger
    @Viggerligger 3 месяца назад +2

    6:27 Wij hebben onze influentie indirect op hun gebracht,

    • @nienke7713
      @nienke7713 3 месяца назад

      Is that some bad attempt at writing in Dutch?

  • @evangristwood7456
    @evangristwood7456 3 месяца назад

    A New York person, this is Mountain Dew
    A southern be like, this is coke

  • @Southern-vietnam
    @Southern-vietnam 3 месяца назад

    Petition for drew to put up a southern vietnam flag day 33

  • @lukasrentz3238
    @lukasrentz3238 3 месяца назад

    6:30 Played out well for the Philippines ... the first "Typhon" (didn´t reach typhoon strength) caused 8 Deaths on the Philippines and non in China. The second Typhoon caused 36 Deaths in the Philippines and at least 16 in China. Also it caused sigificant damage in Taiwan and 10 Fatalities.

  • @ruchiawasthi4174
    @ruchiawasthi4174 3 месяца назад +1

    Petition for drew to make a UN bean bag (day 86)

  • @oliveroun7391
    @oliveroun7391 3 месяца назад +1

    Day 20 of asking for Baltic countryball plushies

  • @speedymcspeedfr
    @speedymcspeedfr 3 месяца назад

    Hey, the "Five Races under One Union" flag. Nice.

  • @AstroGamer_da_real
    @AstroGamer_da_real 3 месяца назад

    "The IT outage has passed" **me with -0.01 mbps**

  • @AveryBogh
    @AveryBogh 3 месяца назад +1

    My food is almost done and this time I’m early i have like five minutes help

  • @Kaisermormof9646
    @Kaisermormof9646 3 месяца назад

    10:38-10:44 Those are German ICE Inter City Express

  • @samuelyninoskareis6482
    @samuelyninoskareis6482 3 месяца назад

    Petition to Drew to make a Venezuela plush (day 85)

  • @smc0718
    @smc0718 3 месяца назад

    That would destroy endless amounts of Wildlife.

  • @DYLANJJK94
    @DYLANJJK94 3 месяца назад

    In 2010, my gr 10 social studies teacher (In Canada) taught us that they changed the word for “air force” in german because of the SS.

  • @Croydon387
    @Croydon387 3 месяца назад

    Just call it the LiftWaffle

  • @petlovers8544
    @petlovers8544 3 месяца назад

    Petion for drew to make a collab with armchair historian (day 1 )

  • @Frakl_Gaming
    @Frakl_Gaming 3 месяца назад

    *Insert Leonardo DiCaprio meme* PORTUUUUUUUGALLLLLLLLL🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 3 месяца назад +1

    Is medieval MMA HEMA (Not the shop, the sport)? It doesn't much look like it.

  • @nikolaideianov5092
    @nikolaideianov5092 3 месяца назад

    8:25 the r/noncredibledefence memes are here

  • @bc10Comrade
    @bc10Comrade 3 месяца назад

    Petition for drew to play Guts and Blackpowder while talking about the 18th century (day 240)

  • @glauberglousger956
    @glauberglousger956 3 месяца назад

    Airforce Airforce
    Tank Tank
    Im seeing a pattern here

  • @JonathanMorgan-zs8mm
    @JonathanMorgan-zs8mm 3 месяца назад

    I’m pretty sure that when the Turks took Constantinople back in the day it was also a “crap heap” The Byzantines were trying to shift away from Constantinople and more towards the Agean region (that is full of spelling errors and speculation)

  • @shrekler8538
    @shrekler8538 3 месяца назад

    Petition for drew to revive his old age of history 2 videos day 426

  • @Cman7real
    @Cman7real 3 месяца назад +1

    I’m from the Deep South. I say coke but I mean Dr Pepper

  • @Sianistic
    @Sianistic 3 месяца назад

    9:10 that map is surprisingly cursed ... all of non peninsula Denmark is not in Nato, neither are the Swedish, Finnish and Estonian Baltic islands?
    Nor is the Scottish isles and Northern Ireland? ...

  • @やまもも-g4x
    @やまもも-g4x 3 месяца назад

    Japan passed everything like a conveyor belt sushi restaurant.🙄
    Maybe he turned into a fish and traveled through space. 🌌🐟️🍣

  • @kenji4330
    @kenji4330 3 месяца назад

    Lots of romanian memes today nice

  • @dvg7093
    @dvg7093 3 месяца назад

    Drain the baltic sea-
    *Willhemus van nasauw ben ik van Duitse bloed*

  • @Turbo-rules
    @Turbo-rules 3 месяца назад

    I am wanted in every single country in the world

  • @jonisalmela2399
    @jonisalmela2399 3 месяца назад

    I dont know about removing the baltic sea.. how about we just mark down somewhere that its deleted and just act like it got removed instead? I mean it works for many websites and apps so why not here?

  • @sajadking666
    @sajadking666 3 месяца назад +1

    Petition for drew to put the iraqi flag on the wall (day 291)

  • @quasar716c
    @quasar716c 3 месяца назад

    thats impossible to drain whole sea.

  • @frankbrislin4378
    @frankbrislin4378 3 месяца назад +1

    0:45 President Trump follows Jesus. 🇺🇲🏁✝️🏁🇺🇲