dallas ain't gonna sugarcoat it

counterstrike chads rise up

[@Knightgob]

I like the idea of Dallas just punching a cloaker mid kick
Edit: this was in my spring winter recap 💀

[@CturiX.IREALLY]

a grossly overtelegraphed punch, the cloaker just had the worst timing imaginable

[@cobaltordinaire5219]

in the balls

[@sirilthefirst8971]

Tiger drop

[@thomasway0320]

Also right in the dick since cloaker always do roundhouse kicks.

[@Knightgob]

@@sirilthefirst8971 “You thing your better than me Kazuma cloaker"

[@Dr.Livingdark]

Wow, I can’t believe Dallas has finally entered Counter Strike: Global Offensive ™. What wacky slurs will he say over voice chat?

[@helpme165]

ALL YOU CLOAKERS ARE NI-

[@marikoiscool]

dallas sounds like he'd be a hardcore racist

[@catboy6451]

Cloaker

[@steem6703]

@@catboy6451 cloaker is our word but you can say cloaka

[@arandomcommenter412]

@@steem6703 cloaca

[@tiagueixon]

when dallas makes the pose and says loud and clear: "ROYAL GUARD!"

[@drunk_famasmf5135]

YOU CANNOT KILL ME!
I HAVE A MEDIC BAG!
YOU CANNOT KILL ME!
I'M FUCKING DALLAS!

[@deezuuus]

I NEED A MEDIC BAG… but not for me

[@mptran217]

The Dallas of Dojima

[@palmabolp]

I see that Dallas has unlocked the tiger drop

[@spuds_are_dope]

a fellow Yakuza enjoyer I see
RB + Y

[@kionisua8564]

The Dallas Drop 😳 aaaagh!

[@inconspicuousrobot2685]

He got the komeki training I see

[@fenrirsrage4609]

I'm surprised you actually kept this one.

[@cuscus5011]

I'm proud he did

[@magnitudefallout3944]

idk seems like a meme shitposted to death

[@IndiKot]

Same

[@DENOhritko]

Dallas of Payday: Essence of Counterstrike

[@egekara7145]

tiger drop negates all damage

[@hub_1.15]

Not in Y3 sadly

[@tacticalnuke9393]

Clomker: Years of special training, equiped with highest tech gear
Dallas: _Couterstrike_

[@an0rmalname179]

10 years in the special training-

[@sigurdredgrave2686]

Made you a fucking-

[@sansss1833]

He holds his hands like he's gonna say "Mr Beaaaast"

[@S1eepy0w1]

OH NO dallas learned royal guard

[@theinternetpolice2078]

Dallas hitting them with that royal guard

[@inconspicuousrobot2685]

Dallas got his training for komeki I see

[@zach_the_guy5257]

Dallas learns tiger drop

[@acontj7097]

average [II] 72 Melee build: uses Katana/CHAIN-saw to kill
average [LX] 100 Melee build:

[@Virkato513]

Patriarch of the PAYDAY Gang, Dallas.

[@mementocity]

this is pretty clever to stun dozers at close quarters too, best free 12 points ever spent

[@prpike1846]

counterstrike being the best skill

[@Pencil420]

Did Dallas call up Jiro and learn the tiger drop from a Yakuza legend he used to know?

[@fallenmarker9214]

Everybody gangsta till Dallas learns the Tiger Drop from Komaki

[@user-dx8sw8uu8o]

to be honest, "not gonna sugarcoat it" meme format is more fitting to something like berserk-crit-katana build

[@rker]

parrying

[@PhD_Flopper]

dallas with the electric wind god palm

[@maucleo_307]

Now we just need a mod that makes that sound when you counterstrike

[@azazel5188]

Counterstrike: Aced Offensive

[@SurelyNotClover]

"Better scramble like an egg, before you get folded like an omlette, ni-"
"-ay"

[@Luckymann1223]

Dallas : Surely, I need as many medic bags as possible. But what I don't require is...(raises fists) *SUGAR COATS.*

[@brayel4592]

Looks like Dallas has already SSS ranked Jimmy everywhere system I see

[@girlmeat-beth]

dont need no komaki to DAAAAAAMN

[@doomguyforsmash2616]

Counterstrike negates all damage

[@creepergoboom2943]

*laughs in Bulldozer buckshot*

[@bananabuns9007]

globally offended cloakers when counter strike

[@HoundNL]

now parry a cloaker with the Lumber Lite L2 chainsaw, a roaming throttling madness of a chainsaw, no one wants to get close when you sling that chainsaw

[@wealthybone2990]

Damn I wasn't expecting you to upload this as an video so quickly but damn that cloak be getting counterstriked. I mean is it a necessary perk to have? Idk but I will say sometimes when I play as Jiro I love bringing out the katana and getting that unique kill on cloakers by slicing them in half and I also love hearing Jiro screaming. Also what's with the outfit you're wearing? Be looking like Austin Powers.

[@EquinoxWasTaken]

its a perk for fun
do it for maximum insanity

[@fascistlobster]

It isn't necessary or even useful. It isn't worth the point cost whatsoever. But it is funny.

[@agentoranj5858]

@@fascistlobster The melee perks it's associated with can put huge damage on bulldozers with the right weapon, that's nice to have.

[@fascistlobster]

@@agentoranj5858 Bloodthirst, Pumping Iron, and especially Berserker are all very powerful skills, yes. Counterstrike on the other hand sucks.

[@justskydead5820]

would've been funnier if instead of "daaaaammn" it was Dallas's "Ahhhhh!" scream

[@ono-micho]

The new r1 triangle

[@spectravian]

Dallas doesnt need a medic bag.
HE IS THE MEDIC BAG.

[@gabrielfinklerritt160]

Damn dallas really didn't sugar coat it

[@Waterishloki100]

theres a mod that makes it so this happens, also one when you dodge

[@shotasatellite796]

I have both and they're excellent

[@KaiX_Gaming]

Counter Strike: Cloaker Offensive

[@certifiedpogger697]

I misread the video as "Minos ain't gonna sugarcoat it"

[@lorantpapp07]

Fun fact: you dont HAVE to ace Counterstrike, you can just have like godly speed (and a high knockdown chance melee weapon, or an electric one)

[@minifigamer9898]

counterstirke, i know people say it's a useless skill but god damn it is nice to basically have "hold E" burned into my brain whenever i hear cloaker sounds

[@tuschk6]

Fuck Kiryu in Tekken, we need Kiryu in Payday 3

[@user-dx8sw8uu8o]

Cant imagine Kiryu Breaking ze law, breaking ze world...

[@tuschk6]

@@user-dx8sw8uu8o Can't imagine Kiryu machine gun kissing the entire police force

[@notonthrax]

Komaki Cloaker Drop.

[@TheKingOfNachosTM]

so this is psa: counterstrike right?

[@Chris.EP.95]

Now is the cloaker who needs a medic bag.

[@Otis_.]

I fr downloaded the streem version before this went up :(

[@zrust451]

Dallas with the Tekken parries.

[@limes_exist]

DAMMMMNN

[@CturiX.IREALLY]

god
DAYYYYUM
it

[@dbcoopervidmaster]

ty

[@cloakey1036]

Royal Guard!

[@glitchedblood]

DAMN

[@Kurtisawesome01]

now when is dallas gonna hit the griddy

[@Kingminosprime38]

Me when I get shovel in dvn:

[@mderinat2287]

D A M N

[@raulins100]

He's not gonna sugarcoat it

[@cyberninjanj]

bro had enough of cloaker

[@laku-tikku554]

dallas with da royal guard what will he do

[@ShadowMokujin]

Guess the Cloaker needs a medic bag

[@thereisnousername99]

Because of training.

[@deadpoolwrestler7179]

POV: you can't decide to play Batman Arkham or Payday 2 so you play both

[@roketatarnejla667]

Tiger drop

[@garfield9150]

Damn

[@TheUpcomingPayday]

Ice cube NWA

[@psyhowithdrill1360]

Need mod. I want it now!

[@tiagueixon]

not a mod... it's the counter-strike aced skill

[@wardtf2]

missed opportunity to have one of the frames cut to cs 1.6

[@N1DM]

Mariotophatman. Inspired by Pizza Tower.

[@ibarelyupload7648]

one time i used electrical brass knuckles to stun a cloaker
Best thing about it? I didn't have counter strike on ace at the time

[@tvgaming2132]

I wished it was the Dallas scream

[@just_matt214]

PAYDAY HAS PARRIES????

[@-Dezhen]

TekkenDay2

[@xertyo90]

theres a mod that replaces the counter strike sound with that lol

[@user-fy8rj6vd3w]

Did you know that you can parry cloaker by having counter strike skill and holding down your melee?

[@Kaxology]

Ora doush da?

[@SkunkestRat]

Followed by -1/3 of enemies health

[@shovelmp4971]

Dallas tiger drop

[@MikldaPikle]

👍

[@xxsimon13xx13]

Lol

[@rotary-fd]

Ok but still, how does this affect the fortnite item shop?

[@tastyindenial]

guess he didn't sugarcoat it huh

[@TheAzureNightmare]

Dallas in Pizza Tower when. Who would Pizzaface be, then? Locke?

[@notcreativebush5702]

The only thing missing is the jet crashing.

[@Nezerac_]

Question: Is this a mod?

[@revertfellpapyrusfandeunde4380]

It's real as far I know

[@b1on1k638]

Why is this put under music

[@boxofrocks801]

Me might have Counter strike, but does he have Global Offensive?

[@marianoledesmaestraviz1411]

"Use of Force" is not a song anymore...

[@memedealer171]

This is most definitely it cheif

[@Dude_bruh]

Pay strike global sor1.6 day 2

[@twilightsparkle.7982]

dallas lives in ohio.

[@apchistuz]

Dallas lives in dc

[@TheRealEnragedTaco]

Ok, I know he can counter strike, but did he globally come offensive?

[@NightcrawlerSH]

Dallas counter ratio'ed you

[@wojtekgiziewski2854]

EEE-AAAA You say that you are playing Payday the heist when actually you are playing Payday 2🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@BadFirstImpression]

First lol

[@DynamoTheGamma]

I thought there was gonna be some Pizza Tower comedy, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[@sigurdredgrave2686]

You call this police brutality? We call this not sugarcoating it.

[@spuds_are_dope]

he can whip but can he hit da nae-nae

[@AnarquiaCookbook]

Tiger drop

[@womanrespecter2919]

Damn