Teacher OWNS Student - Rap Battle

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • Showdown: MG vs. AF

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +3915

    The teacher just shattered that kid's dream of impressing the ladies

    • @gameboygreat5626
      @gameboygreat5626 4 года назад +64

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache stop being literally everywhere I go

    • @whatanazzhole5244
      @whatanazzhole5244 4 года назад +58

      I'm seeing you more than my friends these days!

    • @yhviis
      @yhviis 4 года назад +10

      nobody saw this reply

    • @niallv14
      @niallv14 4 года назад +14

      You again

    • @tick6362
      @tick6362 4 года назад +20

      This man has seen every video on youtube

  • @ZetShun
    @ZetShun 9 лет назад +2905

    How did i end up here....i was watching eminem

    • @dropthatmartin7411
      @dropthatmartin7411 9 лет назад +3

      +Zachary Tyler same here...

    • @mrdangerous3287
      @mrdangerous3287 9 лет назад +2

      same

    • @RandomGamer-gf5ni
      @RandomGamer-gf5ni 9 лет назад +1

      +Zachary Tyler same :O
      HELP MEH IM TRAPPED IN RUclips TILL I END U IN HOW TO TALK TO LLLAMAS WORLD VIDIOS

    • @Koolkrap
      @Koolkrap 9 лет назад +1

      Me to haha

    • @ZetShun
      @ZetShun 9 лет назад +1

      Random Gamer2001 ........your gonna end me? i confused.....and btw lllamas?

  • @karlisk349
    @karlisk349 6 лет назад +2284

    I feel for the kid that whas'nt at school just for that day

    • @LaurenJayx0
      @LaurenJayx0 3 года назад +24

      I like whas'nt better anyways.

    • @arsyahyory
      @arsyahyory 3 года назад +5

      @@LaurenJayx0 i agree

    • @dealmakerdreamtaker5257
      @dealmakerdreamtaker5257 3 года назад +10

      Now imma tell people it wahs'nt their damn business why im late

    • @overthinker472
      @overthinker472 3 года назад +1

      Whas'nt wow now I will use this all my life

    • @uwuwuwuwuwuwuwu
      @uwuwuwuwuwuwuwu 3 года назад

      @@David-eh1sy Y tf do u care bout spelling

  • @MigoDomingo
    @MigoDomingo 6 лет назад +2121

    There’s no such thing as a perfect teac...

    • @DurgNation
      @DurgNation 5 лет назад +23

      I had a ninth grade teacher that played hacky sack in the middle of class with us. Mr. Schilling was the greatest. Circa 2009* 😂😂

    • @ZokuDestined
      @ZokuDestined 4 года назад +14

      Koro sensei

    • @patrickswayze2596
      @patrickswayze2596 3 года назад +1

      Cassette tape??

    • @Johnporky_1
      @Johnporky_1 3 года назад +3

      @@DurgNation one of my teachers played hard rap not clean and played Italian cards with my best friend in the middle of class

    • @whitevoiv
      @whitevoiv 3 года назад +1

      Can I get 1k likes?

  • @maxfitzy1371
    @maxfitzy1371 7 лет назад +2389

    when u realise u can't say anything bad to him or youll get suspened

    • @beret1015
      @beret1015 5 лет назад +20

      Max Fitzy suspended*

    • @keith3033
      @keith3033 5 лет назад +5

      Beret 10 fuck off I hate ppl lik u triggered yet

    • @ReiidC
      @ReiidC 5 лет назад +2

      Honestly its you i choose, besides we know your gonna lose. You lost your dad, 2 parents is what you wish you had.

    • @ericonline4081
      @ericonline4081 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @amanaranha2676
      @amanaranha2676 3 года назад

      1000th like... There you go

  • @cantseefuji
    @cantseefuji 8 лет назад +9343

    I was hoping he would end with
    "You better start paying attention, because I'll be seeing you in detention"

    • @cantseefuji
      @cantseefuji 8 лет назад +288

      I wasn't trying to; I was making a joke

    • @cantseefuji
      @cantseefuji 8 лет назад +84

      A semicolon by definition connects two complete sentences.

    • @H3adx
      @H3adx 8 лет назад +122

      +UnknownLanguage hardcore grammar nazi here

    • @SMUS16475
      @SMUS16475 8 лет назад +2

      +RedWolf That would've killed the whole thing.

    • @unknownlanguage5367
      @unknownlanguage5367 8 лет назад +4

      Xs1Nz There is a source that I have cited above, please read it.

  • @onlysmokepiff
    @onlysmokepiff 7 лет назад +3358

    "But then again you'll spend your teenage years stuck in the friend zone"

    • @yms4355
      @yms4355 7 лет назад +62

      I didn't like that since teenagers kinda... SHOULDN'T be reproducing in the first place...

    • @watchtop10best41
      @watchtop10best41 7 лет назад +133

      Yasper Madmoon Boi just because your in a relationship doesn’t mean you reproduce

    • @hikazayanikushi9086
      @hikazayanikushi9086 6 лет назад +5

      Yasper Madmoon SO TRUE!..
      well no pt everyone but, a lot of teenagers do premarital sex

    • @bigballs6944
      @bigballs6944 6 лет назад +2

      420th like

    • @ilijavujicic232
      @ilijavujicic232 6 лет назад +1

      Harry Haller isn't germany more conservative, like, bavaria?

  • @jahanbaxter
    @jahanbaxter 3 года назад +280

    Teacher was rapping like he’s been waiting 20 years for this

  • @Nikkiem2000
    @Nikkiem2000 7 лет назад +1124

    "Maybe then you wouldn't spend your teenage years stuck in the friendzone" OMAGOD

  • @trevorbatte8416
    @trevorbatte8416 9 лет назад +2945

    Principal walks in: hey teacher stop these rhymes or else you're not getting paid a dime

  • @-teddplays2460
    @-teddplays2460 7 лет назад +4921

    Legends had said this was recorded when there was an earthquake

    • @livellia702
      @livellia702 7 лет назад +56

      PenguinGaming who the fuck has a camera stand in the classroom dumbass

    • @ygbot1767
      @ygbot1767 6 лет назад +16

      Livellia RentACameraStandForSchool.com

    • @littlebiggamer6219
      @littlebiggamer6219 6 лет назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @erickramirez2110
      @erickramirez2110 6 лет назад +2

      CalmK your comment made my day thank you 😂😂

    • @ivanecek2177
      @ivanecek2177 6 лет назад

      PenguinGaming needs ois

  • @Forgetyounot
    @Forgetyounot 4 года назад +489

    Every other day- nothing happens, tons of homework
    The day I’m absent-

  • @Greenguy642
    @Greenguy642 9 лет назад +3498

    When the teach said the thing about the friend zone I was like o shit

    • @rayfalll
      @rayfalll 9 лет назад +25

      oshiete

    • @NexenTriz
      @NexenTriz 8 лет назад +14

      +Sebastian Nerio Oshiete yo, sono shikumi wo.

    • @dwddindin
      @dwddindin 8 лет назад +29

      they he shot up the school the very next day

    • @jp2wavy24
      @jp2wavy24 8 лет назад +3

      +Mr. Anonymous (TheAnonymousChef) okumi nashti

    • @jp2wavy24
      @jp2wavy24 8 лет назад +2

      +Mr. Anonymous (TheAnonymousChef) love that anime season 3 comes out 10-10-16

  • @sotpotatis731
    @sotpotatis731 7 лет назад +1752

    When u roast the white kid in class but u don't know he has a tec-9 in his backpack

    • @yahirgonzalez9007
      @yahirgonzalez9007 7 лет назад +6

      sötpotatis I would like this but youre one of those cringy eric and dylan lovers

    • @yahirgonzalez9007
      @yahirgonzalez9007 7 лет назад +1

      Dylan Darlington that youre cringy

    • @sotpotatis731
      @sotpotatis731 7 лет назад +1

      Yahir Gonzalez you're more cringy than Dylan or me, you moron

    • @yahirgonzalez9007
      @yahirgonzalez9007 7 лет назад +1

      sötpotatis Wow thats sad

    • @krishraja1
      @krishraja1 7 лет назад +1

      sötpotatis kek 9

  • @toddcorey3190
    @toddcorey3190 7 лет назад +669

    Can't get whiter than that room

  • @sourgrapejosh7161
    @sourgrapejosh7161 3 года назад +471

    "So you don't have to be stuck in the friendzone" he didnt have to do him like that💀💀💀

  • @simonreyes7594
    @simonreyes7594 6 лет назад +3659

    What a savage teacher

  • @melr178
    @melr178 7 лет назад +879

    This isn't a rap battle.. This is more of a rhyming battle XD

    • @rookie6530
      @rookie6530 7 лет назад

      Bluesy OuO it was good though

    • @Grazey
      @Grazey 7 лет назад

      DR BREJV lol

    • @Grazey
      @Grazey 7 лет назад

      Bluesy OuO lol

    • @Grazey
      @Grazey 7 лет назад

      Bluesy OuO lol

    • @Grazey
      @Grazey 7 лет назад

      Bluesy OuO lol

  • @marmarthug1909
    @marmarthug1909 7 лет назад +1655

    THIS DUDE DESERVES TO BE TEACHER OF THE FUCKING YEAR

    • @vtheorem2211
      @vtheorem2211 7 лет назад +2

      MarMar Thug 300th like!

    • @docchap9011
      @docchap9011 7 лет назад +2

      Ghaslaaer 305th like

    • @sasinair9590
      @sasinair9590 7 лет назад +1

      MarMar Thug 600th like!

    • @rustic4323
      @rustic4323 7 лет назад

      recker 007 hre can u sub to me my channel is great

    • @sasinair9590
      @sasinair9590 7 лет назад +1

      Rustic RedAm Sure buddy

  • @Albaisnothere
    @Albaisnothere 3 года назад +394

    As a person who speaks English, portuguese and spanish... HIS PORTUGUESE PART WAS SO FIREEEEE

    • @tylernelson310
      @tylernelson310 3 года назад

      What did he say?

    • @kaori2964
      @kaori2964 3 года назад +76

      @@tylernelson310 He basically said:
      " Ok then, let's go people. I don't stand being criticized specially by someone who's so little noticed. I just proved that you don't know anything so sit down and keep your mouth shut."
      But obviosly in portuguese the rymes are waaaaay better lol.

    • @cookiechip1306
      @cookiechip1306 3 года назад +1

      @@kaori2964 could swear i heard him say "dotado" but ok "notado" it is lol

    • @kaori2964
      @kaori2964 3 года назад

      @@cookiechip1306 ohh It can be too, i didn't really understand this part

    • @Thomas-ei9mh
      @Thomas-ei9mh 3 года назад +1

      @@kaori2964 que porra é essa? Eles estavam numa aula de português?

  • @excruseyou2537
    @excruseyou2537 7 лет назад +3901

    This dude just got roasted in 2 languages

  • @chaoticmmlp1070
    @chaoticmmlp1070 7 лет назад +2805

    Camera man got spaghetti arms the way he shaking that camera

    • @S-Oddyssy
      @S-Oddyssy 7 лет назад +51

      I Chaotic SGE I maybe he's like me and shakes when excited, nervous, or when a situation like this happens just scared in general (yeah I'm a scaredy cat)

    • @marketingmixmmix7809
      @marketingmixmmix7809 6 лет назад +4

      I Chaotic SGE I comment dude ain’t got grammar neither does the sentence make sense

    • @TheMuffinMan
      @TheMuffinMan 6 лет назад +14

      he's got mom's spaghetti arms

    • @godwin9837
      @godwin9837 6 лет назад +4

      Chaotic You type like your arms are shaking

    • @arcradire1559
      @arcradire1559 6 лет назад

      Shaking*

  • @dlc54
    @dlc54 9 лет назад +338

    Mom and Dad "So what did you learn in school today"

    • @marvinmarquez2748
      @marvinmarquez2748 9 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @TheRichansom42
      @TheRichansom42 8 лет назад +14

      bars mum....bars

    • @yourmomsfavoritegay
      @yourmomsfavoritegay 8 лет назад

      "I learned that I can't be a rapper, and that I will never be successful" parent: "thank Jesus" student: "no, thank mr ______"

    • @yourmomsfavoritegay
      @yourmomsfavoritegay 8 лет назад

      "I learned that I can't be a rapper, and that I will never be successful" parent: "thank Jesus" student: "no, thank mr ______"

    • @yourmomsfavoritegay
      @yourmomsfavoritegay 8 лет назад

      "I learned that I can't be a rapper, and that I will never be successful" parent: "thank Jesus" student: "no, thank mr ______"

  • @johniscatholic
    @johniscatholic 6 лет назад +2704

    Yo cameraman, you won’t like this
    But I truly believe you got arthritis
    What up with this shakiness?
    Just stop with this craziness
    Take the camera just keep it steady
    Cus mom’s spaghetti

    • @mandi6403
      @mandi6403 6 лет назад +67

      ItsFrenchy Soooo....you like Eminem? 😌

    • @excusemewtf8458
      @excusemewtf8458 6 лет назад +17

      ItsFrenchy nice

    • @briannaromo2441
      @briannaromo2441 6 лет назад +16

      It's Frenchy Nice ha B-)

    • @andreacabrera1850
      @andreacabrera1850 6 лет назад +10

      ItsFrenchy ayyyyyeeeeee

    • @ploopus43
      @ploopus43 6 лет назад +21

      The minute u say moms spaghetti OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @lewinreid3140
    @lewinreid3140 7 лет назад +778

    the camera was more shaky than my parkinsons

  • @khk2001
    @khk2001 8 лет назад +483

    "youre stuck in your teenage years in the friendzone"... holy shit bro!!! 😂 the teacher owned his ass!

    • @HTCMichael
      @HTCMichael 8 лет назад +1

      +Minions& Me That's not what he said =/

    • @khk2001
      @khk2001 8 лет назад

      +HTCMichael well that's what I heard.-.

    • @HTCMichael
      @HTCMichael 8 лет назад

      Minions& Me Erm, ok, so long as we are agreed that it's not what he said.

    • @khk2001
      @khk2001 8 лет назад

      +HTCMichael But I believe what I hear. Are you calling me deaf Mr?

    • @HTCMichael
      @HTCMichael 8 лет назад

      Minions& Me Well no, not deaf. I imagine you've just got an iffy memory. Go and watch it again?

  • @UltraNinjaMZ
    @UltraNinjaMZ 9 лет назад +2800

    The teacher won at friend zone

  • @roronoazoro8626
    @roronoazoro8626 4 года назад +112

    The way they stayed in their chairs after the "'you'll spend your teenage years stuck in the friend zone'" just amazed me cuz I would've ran out of school if I heard that

  • @private1712
    @private1712 7 лет назад +1626

    Where this teacher at I want him as my teacher

    • @theprofromthesky
      @theprofromthesky 7 лет назад +6

      Jacob Downey columbine high school in colorado

    • @yacineboubacar
      @yacineboubacar 7 лет назад +4

      Jacob Downey lol not me.

    • @markt857
      @markt857 7 лет назад +1

      Of course you do Jacob, you are a moron. The class room is to learn not to fuck around and get an automatic A just for participating. Fucking loser.

    • @debrahdawkins2241
      @debrahdawkins2241 7 лет назад +9

      Mark T calm down your brain might explode for all the stupid Ness your sayin

    • @grimm2999
      @grimm2999 7 лет назад +2

      Jacob Downey ikr my teacher is fucked up

  • @maxnortheast7700
    @maxnortheast7700 8 лет назад +270

    so what did you learn at school today son?

    • @notkaspa
      @notkaspa 8 лет назад +33

      I learnt that teachers can rap too XD and I got owned

    • @TehRossyy
      @TehRossyy 8 лет назад +38

      I learned that cringe is now the normal... :(

    • @shawti7656
      @shawti7656 8 лет назад

      LOL XD

    • @vajdasu
      @vajdasu 8 лет назад

      Max northeasN NOTHING BUT SOME BULLSHIT :D

    • @maxnortheast7700
      @maxnortheast7700 8 лет назад

      I get more like on here then on y yt channel... yaxfrags

  • @joshbenfield5010
    @joshbenfield5010 7 лет назад +476

    if it were my school there would be more "OOOOHHHH'S"

  • @iamlegend712
    @iamlegend712 6 лет назад +55

    2:16 The teacher won when he told him he's gonna be in the friendzone.

  • @marcel.5494
    @marcel.5494 9 лет назад +2437

    This Class: 3 Guys 20 Girls?:D

    • @mikeczlapinski5732
      @mikeczlapinski5732 9 лет назад +28

      Marcel. hey i saw 6 you liar woahhh lol

    • @n8thegr848
      @n8thegr848 9 лет назад +41

      ***** and 2 lucky guys with 7

    • @mihaelleskovic254
      @mihaelleskovic254 9 лет назад +64

      2 guys get 7 of them, 3rd one gets 6

    • @CoryASMR
      @CoryASMR 9 лет назад +34

      Marcel. God damn, at our school it's 70% guys and 30% girls, even the ugliest girls, the absolute most horrid girls have boyfriends. Hell, even one of the special ed kids got asked out to PROM!|
      not trying to be a sore loser, but only had 1 girlfriend in high school and i'm a senior... It's hard.

    • @blacklight5330
      @blacklight5330 9 лет назад +2

      Marcel. :((((((((((((((((((((((((

  • @missemilysweeto4027
    @missemilysweeto4027 9 лет назад +338

    why doesn't this happen in my school

    • @jasonrodriguez5196
      @jasonrodriguez5196 9 лет назад +4

      Cause there white

    • @wierdgamerTV
      @wierdgamerTV 9 лет назад +3

      Jason rodriguez well at least we aren't poor and beat everyone up like those black schools

    • @mrshaku2694
      @mrshaku2694 9 лет назад +18

      wierdgamerTV There's no such thing as 'white school' or 'black school' and you shouldn't use racism to retaliate a racist comment, otherwise how is it going to stop?
      Lastly, this is Internet, therefore you don't know who's behind the device. You just assumed he was black and made a ignorant insight, which you shouldn't be doing.

    • @justicesmith3085
      @justicesmith3085 9 лет назад

      wierdgamerTV excuse you now your just being stereotypical because last time i checked not every black person is poor or always getting into fights. check yourself m'kay because i don't know what you mean black schools

    • @wierdgamerTV
      @wierdgamerTV 9 лет назад

      justice smith I didn't say those schools are poor BECAUSE they're black that's like saying if I call someone ugly and you think i said it cuz theyre black but no not everything has to do with skin color and theyre are schools that are mostly white and get in just as many fights I'm not saying it BECAUSE theyre black. Not everything has to do with skin color.

  • @nickolaspayne4813
    @nickolaspayne4813 8 лет назад +475

    That was more of a "talk" battle

    • @tyroneroche14
      @tyroneroche14 8 лет назад +8

      I had less cringy arguments than this battle would you agrre.

    • @alphawolf4042
      @alphawolf4042 8 лет назад

      TRUE

    • @sebskiboi9413
      @sebskiboi9413 8 лет назад +1

      Yup

    • @Its_miikee_v2
      @Its_miikee_v2 8 лет назад +9

      well what do you expect its not like they could go full out, he was literally versing a teacher

    • @lacerace4364
      @lacerace4364 8 лет назад +3

      Nickolas Payne yeah

  • @ShadowVader12
    @ShadowVader12 4 года назад +55

    At 2:15 the teacher be thinkin: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

  • @noahboyle4972
    @noahboyle4972 8 лет назад +2828

    I swear the cameraman had arthritis

    • @adriennemarie2661
      @adriennemarie2661 8 лет назад +10

      😂😂

    • @prodbykaji
      @prodbykaji 8 лет назад +18

      It game me epilepsy

    • @ram3n_no0dle
      @ram3n_no0dle 8 лет назад +36

      Nit everyone can hold a camera steady while they are laughing

    • @aluraune5892
      @aluraune5892 8 лет назад +1

      With a side of the above ingredients anybody can do it.

    • @Skorp-eon
      @Skorp-eon 8 лет назад +1

      RIP michael J Fox

  • @OfficialWASD
    @OfficialWASD 9 лет назад +353

    So hard to keep it clean haha

    • @fallenassassin1
      @fallenassassin1 9 лет назад +112

      I know right, If my teacher challenged me I would include atleast 20.

    • @djefardeur7958
      @djefardeur7958 5 лет назад

      I would get ejected from the school

  • @LucaAnzaldua-bertholdo
    @LucaAnzaldua-bertholdo 7 лет назад +1023

    I want that teacher 😩😮😮

    • @keelalegate5393
      @keelalegate5393 7 лет назад +8

      Luca Anzaldoua ya if I had a rap with my teacher he would say get to detention

    • @vatcalentine9378
      @vatcalentine9378 7 лет назад +2

      Keela Legate my teacher would just have me outside for 6 hours until lunch.

    • @basharbhar8525
      @basharbhar8525 7 лет назад +1

      Luca Anzaldoua yes but in my school a great teacher learn us

    • @marcelovanhoof8303
      @marcelovanhoof8303 7 лет назад +1

      luca72821vv ! Oi

    • @yungzyonarchive
      @yungzyonarchive 7 лет назад

      luca72821vv ! .

  • @mxy_.3
    @mxy_.3 4 года назад +21

    Him:he raps in front of teacher
    Me: can’t even ask the teacher to go to the toilet

  • @skaklez7792
    @skaklez7792 9 лет назад +872

    if i was that kid, i'd be like, "I broke up wit ma ex girl... heres a number.....
    SIKE, DAZA WRONG NUMBER!!!" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • @salmonfish1145
    @salmonfish1145 7 лет назад +487

    The title should have been teacher SCHOOLS student in rap battle. Get it lol

    • @doctorpepsi
      @doctorpepsi 7 лет назад +3

      *face palms*

    • @salmonfish1145
      @salmonfish1145 7 лет назад

      LeninIsRoyHarper256 I'm not even white. Even though i'm not white, I do not support this rascism towards any race. What made you think I'm white in the first place? Maybe your rascist mindset? If you could tell already, I don't appreciate you here, and so, you may fuck off :)

    • @smart7825
      @smart7825 7 лет назад

      well dang. I am white though. Also, it is spelled racist. Also its just a joke. Also, what is your race

    • @salmonfish1145
      @salmonfish1145 7 лет назад

      LeninIsRoyHarper256 I don't know why you told me you were white but my race, i'm not disclosing.

    • @smart7825
      @smart7825 7 лет назад

      Well, I can guess. There four, knock out the white. Also technically race doesnt exist.

  • @spacenuts2781
    @spacenuts2781 7 лет назад +440

    this is privite school if this was my school we would have jumped up screaming all kinds of shit "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" "he said she aint had no nipples" anybody get that

  • @innerend
    @innerend 3 года назад +29

    The world needs more teachers like this, attendance would skyrocket. :)

  • @Harrywilkinscornwall
    @Harrywilkinscornwall 8 лет назад +317

    Coolest teacher ever

  • @candace_lol
    @candace_lol 7 лет назад +750

    how did I get here I was watching hair tutorials 😂

  • @themilkman8647
    @themilkman8647 8 лет назад +273

    There is like 3 boys in the class and like 20 girls... best class ever

    • @boss-yu4wn
      @boss-yu4wn 8 лет назад

      😉

    • @Be.Spontaneous
      @Be.Spontaneous 8 лет назад +3

      if I was in that class I would probably get all does girls pregnant ;)

    • @thanosgaming553
      @thanosgaming553 8 лет назад

      😉😉😉😉 ye i would love school then

    • @jonny11995
      @jonny11995 8 лет назад +8

      that is the creepiest shit i have ever heard please go sit in the corner and stay there for at least your entire life

    • @oddissy
      @oddissy 8 лет назад +3

      .my class is like that too... but the girls in my class are all SHIT.. 😪😫

  • @MFTW
    @MFTW 6 лет назад +20

    These are the types of teachers who find time to make their classes interesting and engaging for the students 👏👏

  • @painite9972
    @painite9972 7 лет назад +164

    when the teacher is so cool he knows he doesnt need detentions to get respcect

  • @yukicantswim8621
    @yukicantswim8621 7 лет назад +248

    i hope that school has aloe vera

    • @afattvz1498
      @afattvz1498 6 лет назад +17

      Love Barb I get it cause the kid got burned like roasted lol

    • @iluv_lyfe
      @iluv_lyfe 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

  • @tjn4544
    @tjn4544 8 лет назад +134

    Lmao there should be a law against teens who are bad at rapping trying to win a rap battle
    😂😂

    • @ilyaseking
      @ilyaseking 8 лет назад +8

      there should be a law against teens who loose a rap battle to a teacher xD

    • @tjn4544
      @tjn4544 8 лет назад

      +Shitty Sound Channel
      Yep😂😂

    • @michaelmuirhead8874
      @michaelmuirhead8874 8 лет назад +1

      +Shitty Sound Channel Yeah the law being stay in school don't act cool your just a pity fool.But seriously Yeah so damn true

    • @LandoLakes13
      @LandoLakes13 7 лет назад +1

      Tj N- XD YASSS you don't know how much I agree with you

  • @RubenMzz
    @RubenMzz 6 лет назад +89

    This dude got schooled

  • @VeryPoliteNPC
    @VeryPoliteNPC 8 лет назад +130

    Shit sounds exactly like they're reciting poetry

    • @nofxday4834
      @nofxday4834 8 лет назад +19

      Rap is poetry

    • @justinkwok3696
      @justinkwok3696 8 лет назад +8

      Rap stands for "Rhythm and poetry"

    • @sarahprice4590
      @sarahprice4590 8 лет назад

      +Little Punk yeah

    • @nofxday4834
      @nofxday4834 8 лет назад

      +Sarah Price nirvana 🙌

    • @CrAzY6tothe6
      @CrAzY6tothe6 8 лет назад

      +Justin Kwok oh i thought rap stood for retards attempting poetry (not that they were retards)

  • @demarii_6990
    @demarii_6990 7 лет назад +718

    If that was my teacher I would have gotten a detention for winning...

  • @grizzlyer2200
    @grizzlyer2200 9 лет назад +803

    How did I get from pranks to here?

  • @1kify722
    @1kify722 3 года назад +6

    Kids:rap battle!
    Teacher: I’m going to end this whole mans career

  • @mariahawkx
    @mariahawkx 8 лет назад +61

    THIS TEACHER.. were not even aloud to stand up in class, he lets them rap, take out a phone, not do work... best teacher ever

    • @kurutaz_2557
      @kurutaz_2557 8 лет назад

      where's the principal

    • @zuhri5820
      @zuhri5820 8 лет назад +4

      +River ofDarkness Up your Ass!

    • @19ich96
      @19ich96 8 лет назад +1

      Oh boo-hoo. That's three and a half minutes "wasted" of precious time used to lighten up the mood.

    • @karelanker5188
      @karelanker5188 8 лет назад +4

      you´re not allowed to stand up in class? Where do you live, North Korea?

    • @mariahawkx
      @mariahawkx 8 лет назад

      Karel Anker london

  • @shawnporterjr2890
    @shawnporterjr2890 7 лет назад +311

    I had a teacher like him in 6th grade

    • @kryptokale2268
      @kryptokale2268 6 лет назад +19

      My home room teacher currently makes funny comments all the time like for example the other day he was saying that we’d been taught wrong in something and someone at the back said “MY PARENTS HAVE LIED TO ME MY WHOLE LIFE” the teacher turns around and says “That’s not all your parents have been lying about.”

    • @loganlmaoimreallycoolbtw
      @loganlmaoimreallycoolbtw 6 лет назад +2

      The real Donald trump OMFG DONALD TRUMP TAKE THE BOLONI CHEESE OF YO HEAD BOI

    • @angelvazquez5002
      @angelvazquez5002 6 лет назад +1

      The real Donald trump lmao same but in 2nd he knew we smoked weed n brought hella n chips ate fuck the CTA TEST AND SHIT

    • @oakleyhasafoot7878
      @oakleyhasafoot7878 5 лет назад +1

      lions pride me too

    • @whittydagod
      @whittydagod 5 лет назад

      lions pride me too!

  • @tomrise1257
    @tomrise1257 9 лет назад +35

    i wish i had a teacher like that, in my school everything is strict and serious but we students make it fun :)

    • @Wolfenrahd
      @Wolfenrahd 9 лет назад

      +Crazy Rowdy Dawgg Don't worry, he just gonna evolve into Chiatzu. Nappa's gonna take care of him.

  • @smalltowntortle4935
    @smalltowntortle4935 6 лет назад +29

    "Stuck in the friend zone" WELL DAAAAAMN I wish that were my teacher.

  • @kaylamarie3501
    @kaylamarie3501 7 лет назад +975

    coolest teacher ever
    like if u agreed

    • @johnnyvincent7501
      @johnnyvincent7501 7 лет назад +13

      kayla merie agreed

    • @blackkush2335
      @blackkush2335 7 лет назад +4

      kayla merie bro the number of like u have on ur comment😨😨😂 wow

    • @kaylamarie3501
      @kaylamarie3501 7 лет назад +2

      Aa lanee i didnt even realize lol

    • @NoSixRR
      @NoSixRR 7 лет назад

      kayla merie he makes me want to kill my self

    • @kaylamarie3501
      @kaylamarie3501 7 лет назад

      Killa Kabe how

  • @jowatstudios
    @jowatstudios 7 лет назад +97

    if that was in the UK, you would have a after school detention

    • @bestsimulator464untilyes
      @bestsimulator464untilyes 7 лет назад +1

      Bluestar no my supply teacher Done it to the Whole class

    • @xTurqz
      @xTurqz 7 лет назад +3

      Actually not true because this teacher used to work in UK, I had him, but yeah if it was anyone else then true :D

    • @alexpurnell2934
      @alexpurnell2934 7 лет назад +4

      Bluestar I mean that's eally vague. In my school and lots of others in the UK you wouldn't get detention but I know you would in other schools.

    • @TopSolarLLC
      @TopSolarLLC 7 лет назад +4

      Wtf is that that name

    • @kidwithoutmeds4442
      @kidwithoutmeds4442 7 лет назад +2

      after school detention?
      You will get suspended!

  • @Mantta28
    @Mantta28 8 лет назад +53

    that moment when ur teacher owns u infront of the hole class

  • @guapo4769
    @guapo4769 6 лет назад +14

    I bet the rest of the year he was always the one who got whispered about “ *DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT GUY WHO GOT OWNED BY A TEACHER???*” No? “ *DUDE THE TEACHER WON!!!* ”

  • @kirifulls
    @kirifulls 9 лет назад +232

    My school is so much better
    When teachers and students have rap battles at my school they full on go at each other swearing and shit and my teacher called a student a little bitch and said he would see him on the streets

    • @CTDOEPRODUCERARTIST
      @CTDOEPRODUCERARTIST 9 лет назад +1

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

    • @blessingnwoke7705
      @blessingnwoke7705 9 лет назад +8

      Do you know what happens to people who lie.......
      THEY BURN IN HELLLLLL

    • @supertrainmaniac
      @supertrainmaniac 9 лет назад

      Kiri Fuller loooool

    • @kirifulls
      @kirifulls 9 лет назад

      ***** My schools amazing mate and I live in Ipswich Australia 😂

    • @kirifulls
      @kirifulls 9 лет назад

      james wilkins I know ✌

  • @BreadBeardFGC
    @BreadBeardFGC 8 лет назад +203

    not bad, but if I were that kid...
    What's up teacher try'na spit rhymes at me?
    If that's the best you got you must get a lot of D.
    You get an A+ in maths but in rap you get a C
    A kid inside a man's body is all you'll ever be.
    I'm the real fucking rapper in this school of mine
    might as well give me a crown 'cause I'm the king of rhyme.
    You that thought you could beat me? now you're stepping out of line,
    My rapping would beat you so easy that it's a crime.

    • @BreadBeardFGC
      @BreadBeardFGC 8 лет назад +2

      32biit I made it on impulse, typing the first thing I say.
      As if I were in the kid's position without time to think about anything, I could do better if I had a day or two to prepare. Either way, it was still better than what they had.

    • @nster_7653
      @nster_7653 8 лет назад +3

      +32biit bitch please

    • @BreadBeardFGC
      @BreadBeardFGC 8 лет назад +1

      32biit I admit, it was, I just couldn't be bothered to put more than 2 minutes of effort into it

    • @BreadBeardFGC
      @BreadBeardFGC 8 лет назад

      Brandon Clark Thanks m8

    • @The_Server_ong
      @The_Server_ong 8 лет назад

      +32biit says the sad little guy who can't do anything but try to bring everyone down to his sad little level

  • @mmartinz7856
    @mmartinz7856 8 лет назад +47

    My biology teacher does rap battles once a month. It was him versus this guy named Ethan. Ethan choked when he was rapping, and the teacher destroyed him 😂

    • @chava5123
      @chava5123 8 лет назад +8

      vid?

    • @ethannn6986
      @ethannn6986 7 лет назад

      Derpalicious Derp ah shitt

    • @mmartinz7856
      @mmartinz7856 7 лет назад

      Salvador Madera Jr. Sorry this is so late but there's no video. We can't have phones in school >_>

    • @bruce-df9nu
      @bruce-df9nu 7 лет назад +1

      Derpalicious Derp a girl in my grade got in here locker to use her phone and when she got out and opened the door into my nuts fuck it hurt

    • @mmartinz7856
      @mmartinz7856 7 лет назад

      bruce 130013 boi 😂😂

  • @blakeyoung3861
    @blakeyoung3861 3 года назад +16

    That teacher is such a homie

  • @Basilite
    @Basilite 9 лет назад +136

    Its embarrassing to see people with the same color as Eminem spit like that....

    • @Basilite
      @Basilite 9 лет назад

      ***** i could actually haha xD xD

    • @Basilite
      @Basilite 9 лет назад

      ***** You want me to upload a video of me rapping??

    • @11DaltonB
      @11DaltonB 9 лет назад +6

      I'm sorry can you rap in two languages?

    • @Basilite
      @Basilite 9 лет назад +1

      Well I can talk Arabic too so probably.

    • @jacksonrowan2038
      @jacksonrowan2038 9 лет назад

      Mike Hardy OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @gameboygreat5626
    @gameboygreat5626 7 лет назад +388

    This is super lit I want that teacher to be my friend

  • @ian522
    @ian522 7 лет назад +80

    I suck
    At rapping but the student should have said
    At least I have time, and you're single for life.

    • @iamsquid5230
      @iamsquid5230 6 лет назад +5

      Crystal
      And shoudlve said, atleast i can get a wife

    • @youngmula4976
      @youngmula4976 5 лет назад

      When you say that the teacher be like to bad am married

    • @jared1421
      @jared1421 5 лет назад

      At least I can get a wife, and a life.

  • @myinfinitestate1586
    @myinfinitestate1586 3 года назад +5

    It's so cool & refreshing when you see a teacher like this. Someone who's willing to set aside all the formal teacher and student BS for a minute, just to have fun with his class. It doesn't have to be so damn serious every minute! It definitely makes the kids look forward to attending class. I think it's safe to assume, there are not a lot of absences in his class. Cheers from Margaret River, Western Australia 🇦🇺!

  • @blessings1063
    @blessings1063 7 лет назад +279

    Wth? You call this rap? this is doctor suess rhyming

    • @djembeweaver
      @djembeweaver 7 лет назад +2

      What doctor Suess and rap have have in common is that they both consist largely of rhyming couplets over four beats. Both also regularly break the metric and rhyme conventions. Rap is, in addition, phrased over percussion, and has a syncopated delivery over the pulse, but if just spoken, it sounds a lot like this...
      Rap evolved from exactly this kind of street word play before it became the multimillion dollar commodity that it is today...lots of people slagged off 'The Streets' before jumping on the band wagon

    • @imbored4517
      @imbored4517 7 лет назад +6

      *My Name Is Lenny has left the chat*

  • @peteresclamado941
    @peteresclamado941 6 лет назад +131

    My teachers
    Science:normal
    Math:frickin beatboxer
    Music/band:rapper
    PE:fast as f
    Everything else is normal

    • @derekmartin5340
      @derekmartin5340 5 лет назад +19

      w-whats the point of mentioning that science is normal if your gonna say everything else is normal.

    • @HamoTheUltimate
      @HamoTheUltimate 3 года назад +1

      @@derekmartin5340 whats the point of mentioning that it is useless to mention that science teacher is normal when everyone else is also normal, *when everything you see and hear and feel is an illusion created by your brain to test your body's capability and durability*

    • @inimical_deity
      @inimical_deity 3 года назад +1

      @@HamoTheUltimate what's the point of giving me an existential crisis when everything will be ripped apart atom by atom in the universe's heat death before we even find out why we exist

    • @danielchen5896
      @danielchen5896 3 года назад +1

      @@inimical_deity damn that’s deep

    • @kfxrtune
      @kfxrtune 3 года назад +1

      @@inimical_deity Whats the point of acknowledging the inevitable end of the universe when nobody would be alive to experience the suffering

  • @TheMasterkaan
    @TheMasterkaan 7 лет назад +491

    wtf is this? They're like poetically insulting eachother...

    • @jacesills8518
      @jacesills8518 7 лет назад +5

      KAAN its a rap battle

    • @yacineboubacar
      @yacineboubacar 7 лет назад +1

      jace sills not

    • @yacineboubacar
      @yacineboubacar 7 лет назад

      KAAN ik

    • @dumanchannel530
      @dumanchannel530 7 лет назад +8

      thats what happens when white people roast each other

    • @randombrokeperson
      @randombrokeperson 7 лет назад +3

      DumanChannel No original rap battles created with Black people were "poetic insult" suggestions like this, albeit more skilled/clever/serious. Rap and spoken word came from one another!

  • @mikevanelp5916
    @mikevanelp5916 4 года назад +16

    He’s roasting him on an international scale

  • @corteiz
    @corteiz 7 лет назад +117

    They should day "ohhhh" instead of laughing to hype it up

    • @sophiacro497
      @sophiacro497 7 лет назад

      Moe 590 true

    • @IDMYM8
      @IDMYM8 7 лет назад

      Moe 590 say*

    • @corteiz
      @corteiz 7 лет назад

      Yuvraj Dhruw *you still got the message, so Yuvraj what's good?

    • @IDMYM8
      @IDMYM8 7 лет назад +2

      Moe 590 Well I was waiting for your reply 😁

    • @ivanyang7032
      @ivanyang7032 7 лет назад +6

      The "*SHOTS FIRED. OMGGG*" thing wasn't a thing back then. Idek why it's a thing rn tbh.

  • @your_local_hapa
    @your_local_hapa 8 лет назад +34

    The friend zone attack just killed me

  • @AlexLesTests
    @AlexLesTests 8 лет назад +94

    Best Teacher Ever
    Where I lived, if this ever happend, the teacher and the student would be fired from school

    • @maryamsheikh1387
      @maryamsheikh1387 8 лет назад

      Same

    • @rambojr6429
      @rambojr6429 8 лет назад +1

      Something similar happened in my school where my English teacher called out a student on his phone, took it and then the student said I'll rap battle you for it. So we all just started like yelling ooooohhh for the teacher and it was the greatest thing because he didn't say much. It was like a supa hot fire thing

    • @balehazard485
      @balehazard485 8 лет назад

      +Rambo JR you must be well young...

    • @TheGiantOnion
      @TheGiantOnion 8 лет назад +16

      +Alexandre Rouma "student gets fired from school"

    • @michaelcantu6071
      @michaelcantu6071 8 лет назад

      +Rambo JR like you sound like a six year old tryin to explain an "interesting" story.

  • @teaplease1417
    @teaplease1417 5 лет назад +25

    I don’t no what the teacher said in Portuguese but I now it rhymed

    • @leonorbaptista2342
      @leonorbaptista2342 3 года назад +4

      He said he didn't accept being criticized by someone so ungifted

    • @leonorbaptista2342
      @leonorbaptista2342 3 года назад +6

      "I just proved you don't know anything, so sit down and keep your mouth shut."
      In portuguese that rhyme

    • @leonorbaptista2342
      @leonorbaptista2342 3 года назад +4

      "I don't accept being criticized, especially by someone so ungifted" ur welcome

  • @bashi5020
    @bashi5020 8 лет назад +201

    im sorry but the white kid just does not know what he is doinh

    • @bashi5020
      @bashi5020 8 лет назад +3

      doing*

    • @ItsTechTalkTime
      @ItsTechTalkTime 8 лет назад

      +Brendon Gashi seems like u don't know either :p

    • @bashi5020
      @bashi5020 8 лет назад

      +Anant Negi ur a confused child....

    • @ItsTechTalkTime
      @ItsTechTalkTime 8 лет назад

      Brendon Gashi :P I am just talking about the typo.. T'was a joke.. -_-

    • @bashi5020
      @bashi5020 8 лет назад

      +Anant Negi did i not correct it????

  • @stumpylogs
    @stumpylogs 7 лет назад +299

    Is he the only guy in his class lol

    • @shaebubb
      @shaebubb 7 лет назад

      Sir HashBrown no he isn't

    • @Taprman
      @Taprman 7 лет назад +17

      Sir HashBrown can't tell because of the ugly ass uniforms

    • @CheweyBadge
      @CheweyBadge 7 лет назад

      bruce 130013 lol you sit next to a girl and you think she'll like you

    • @bruce-df9nu
      @bruce-df9nu 7 лет назад

      Chewey Badge probably because some of them in my classes are really weird

    • @KasperGamesReal
      @KasperGamesReal 7 лет назад

      Sir HashBrown the recorder and I saw other boys

  • @Drakaniel
    @Drakaniel 7 лет назад +22

    This student must have used LOOOOOOOOOOOTS of cream for all that BURN !

  • @mr.matrix4082
    @mr.matrix4082 5 лет назад +12

    When a teacher says use words instead of violence this is what they mean

  • @tuliasa5694
    @tuliasa5694 7 лет назад +97

    look at that flat screen at the back hahahahahah

  • @NoSixRR
    @NoSixRR 7 лет назад +99

    WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BLEACH?!

  • @NerdyStyle123
    @NerdyStyle123 8 лет назад +80

    i dont know what he said in the last verse but OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @MassudoMetin2
      @MassudoMetin2 8 лет назад +8

      "Eu não aceito ser criticado, especialmente por alguém tão pouco dotado, eu acabei de provar que voçê não sabe nada, então senta e fica de boca fechada" this to english: "I don´t accept being critisized, especially by someone so little gifted, I just proved that you don´t know anything, so sit down and shut your mouth"

    • @shawti7656
      @shawti7656 8 лет назад

      OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @tianadaugett8067
      @tianadaugett8067 7 лет назад +1

      Bars! That's all I have to say.

  • @abnerfrattesi.
    @abnerfrattesi. 3 года назад +7

    The teacher just took out the pocket portuguese rimes. I didn't see that coming.
    Cheers from brazil!

  • @habeebsuleiman4854
    @habeebsuleiman4854 8 лет назад +84

    my principal roasted me... anyone want to hear?

    • @itsmelanie001yt5
      @itsmelanie001yt5 8 лет назад +4

      yea

    • @foxykiller3729
      @foxykiller3729 8 лет назад +1

      Do have a video

    • @KillerDoh
      @KillerDoh 8 лет назад +1

      +Foxy killer no couldn't find any related videos

    • @19IRGB
      @19IRGB 8 лет назад +1

      Go on...

    • @habeebsuleiman4854
      @habeebsuleiman4854 8 лет назад +49

      so me and a few friends got called into his office and he was talking to us about graffiti and how our school gets smashed by graffiti every weekend he was suspecting us but near the end he was saying how it might not be us because they were grammatically correct and they knew how to spell

  • @gabrielbarnes6657
    @gabrielbarnes6657 7 лет назад +78

    I thought they were supposed to be shooting

    • @sotpotatis731
      @sotpotatis731 7 лет назад

      Remember to Log out Yeah that would be fun!

    • @ludooliver8728
      @ludooliver8728 7 лет назад +1

      sötpotatis I guess you listen to bones and Eminem. just a guess

  • @RT_Potro_916
    @RT_Potro_916 8 лет назад +365

    how I ended here was watching porn hub lmao

  • @juicymylomuscles
    @juicymylomuscles 5 лет назад +4

    Bro this reminds me of I time I had in 4th grade
    So one of my classmates was laughing for who knows what reason , the teacher (a.k.a my favorite teacher) said “oh you know what’s funny?!? Your grades!” Everyone looked back at them right when he got roasted.

  • @darthempire7954
    @darthempire7954 7 лет назад +39

    I'm surprised he is even allowed to talk shit against that teacher because if I say a word I get sent out

    • @lolforever3626
      @lolforever3626 7 лет назад +7

      me too 😂😂😂😂

    • @cumstain7953
      @cumstain7953 7 лет назад +3

      my ass always in dean's office for shit like that bro I swear

    • @cobrak1ngs
      @cobrak1ngs 7 лет назад

      Darth Empire if I say his answer is wrong I get kicked out and he says "MY ANSWER'S ARE NEVER WRONG!"

    • @xTurqz
      @xTurqz 7 лет назад

      He's a cool teacher I used to have him when he was in UK

    • @xain1437
      @xain1437 7 лет назад

      Darth Empire Always on call. You thug. That used to be me all the time. Got sick of it and became the really quite one. 😏

  • @IBeDanilo
    @IBeDanilo 9 лет назад +87

    Just ended his whole career

    • @gabeskateseveryday9
      @gabeskateseveryday9 8 лет назад +2

      Beep bop bobedity bop
      POW

    • @TheKhalonN
      @TheKhalonN 8 лет назад +4

      +Piggyduluu du Boom bam bob, bodebob boom pow! OOOOOOHHHHHHH

    • @MrAndrexful
      @MrAndrexful 8 лет назад

      +Danye_Magic he aint a rapper tho

    • @Jason-ld3mb
      @Jason-ld3mb 8 лет назад +1

      +Bjorn Kalkhuis Boom. Bam. Bop. Badabopboop. POW! OOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      But he not a rapper.

    • @rufus17
      @rufus17 8 лет назад

      +xJason 333 you fucking don! Supa hot mate

  • @bacon8353
    @bacon8353 8 лет назад +81

    Best freaking teacher ever

  • @lucaskenney3883
    @lucaskenney3883 4 года назад +5

    Teacher: speaks Portuguese me: I wanted to hear that

  • @uglygolduck1275
    @uglygolduck1275 7 лет назад +44

    this dude can't hold the camera even if his life depended on it

    • @xain1437
      @xain1437 7 лет назад

      watermelenman alwayswins Yh. You hold it still babe.

    • @uglygolduck1275
      @uglygolduck1275 7 лет назад

      Xain XD

    • @xain1437
      @xain1437 7 лет назад +1

      watermelenman alwayswins 😉😘

  • @whitehorse8558
    @whitehorse8558 7 лет назад +76

    that one class that everyone loves
    if it always existed

  • @sambrian2091
    @sambrian2091 7 лет назад +82

    What does ALIEN ABDUCTIONS has to do with this???!!!.... Damn Recomendation

  • @tyler-chung
    @tyler-chung 3 года назад +2

    That tv up there with the vcr brings back haunting memories of learning cursive