José Jalapeño's Cinco De Mayo Compilation... on a Steek! | JEFF DUNHAM
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- While Cinco De Mayo may be one of Bubba J's most loved celebrations, we felt it only right to showcase everyone's favorite talking jalapeño. So, in honor of May 5th, pour yourself a margarita, pull up a barstool, and enjoy José Jalapeño's Cinco De Mayo Compilation... on a Steek!
Give the gift of laughter! Get your tickets to the JEFF DUNHAM: STILL NOT CANCELED tour NOW!!!: www.jeffdunham...
Stream my brand new comedy special, “Jeff Dunham: Me The People” on Paramount+ NOW! www.paramountp...
Stream my comedy special, "Jeff Dunham: Beside Himself" on Netflix NOW! Woo hoo! smarturl.it/Bes...
Stream my comedy special, "Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster" on Netflix! bit.ly/JeffDunh...
Like me on Facebook: / jeffdunham
Subscribe to my RUclips: bit.ly/Subscrib...
Follow me on Twitter: / jeffdunham
& Follow me on Instagram: / jeffdunham
#JeffDunham #JoseJalapeno #CincoDeMayo
~-~~-~~~-~~-~
Click here to watch: "Election 2024 - Biden vs. Trump: How Did We Get Here... Again?! | JEFF DUNHAM"
• Election 2024 - Biden ...
~-~~-~~~-~~-~
"Is okay, I'm going to hire Achmed to kill him". Always 🤣. Love Jose and Peanut together..
hey man wathc this é
é
It's hard to comment when your eyes are watering from laughing like crazy. These are so hilarious and Jeff is a freakin' genius. Wishing Jose a very happy Cinco de Mayo.
I love Jose Jalapeno (on a steek)! He sure knows how to put Peanut in his place! 😆😆
One line that had my sides splitting, "Who's the pinata now, bitch?"
I literally LOVE all of Jeff's characters! Well done sir! Making me laugh for over 10 years now, lol!
Me too.
Hes GOAT on my list ..
Guys, HERE is Our Savior
HalleluYAH translates “Praise ye YaH”
YaH is The Heavenly Father
YaH is Who Created “Man (Adam)”
YaH arrives via the TENT OF MEETING
YaH was Who they Crucified for the sins OF “Man”
** NO human female involved WHATSOEVER **
- Hebrew Book of Isaiah
Isaiah 42:8
"I am YaH; that is my Name! I will not yield my glory to another or my praise to idols.
Isaiah 43:11
I, I am YAH, and there is no other Savior but Me.
Isaiah 45:5
I am YaH, and there is none else.
Jeff is so fast with those voices you swear multiple characters are talking at once.
You would think that 🤔
@@supes1233 He is so finely tuned to the point of Precision. Its a good thing Peanut and Jose has to pick up Jeff's slack on the act? Lol. Lol.
I love the scene when Peanut presents Jeff with "Little Jeff." Peanut is such a ....jerk....We Love Him! ❤️
Guys, HERE is The TRUE Savior
HalleluYAH translates “Praise ye YaH”
YaH is The Heavenly Father
YaH is Who Created “Man (Adam)”
YaH arrives via the TENT OF MEETING
YaH was Who they Crucified for the sins OF “Man”
** NO human female involved WHATSOEVER **
- Hebrew Book of Isaiah
Isaiah 42:8
"I am YaH; that is my Name! I will not yield my glory to another or my praise to idols.
Isaiah 43:11
I, I am YAH, and there is no other Savior but Me.
Isaiah 45:5
I am YaH, and there is none else.
@@Praise___YaH God is good 👍 😊
Happy 60th Birthday Jeff-Fa-Fa, let's hope for many more!!! 😁👍
(imitating peanut)
You're using an un-needed F
Jeff-fa-fa duuunhammmmm
😂😂
He makes some funny stu-fa-fa
His bday is in April
I like watching José , and peanut facing off is hilarious , I love peanut .. thanks Jeff
Agreed, they have some of the best interactions. Absolutely hilarious!
"Well, I don't speak spanish"
*Peanuts stare into his soul with Jose questioning their existence*
That was so darn hilarious.
😂
@@connorlancaster7541 There is a time for everything, laughter heals. Feel free to watch something else should you be offended. I don't think God minds people being happy. Observe all things and hold onto what is dear to you. Jeff Dunham is the Elon Musk of comedy, another genius and he makes people laugh and forget about their problems weighing them down for a while. May we all be blessed
@@chrisswanepoel6935 God doesn’t want people in their sin. I mean I think we can make people laugh (I think depending on the joke) but Jesus says make disciples of all nations.
It's fitting that Jose starts humming The Twilight zone theme because there are multiple episodes that involve a ventriloquist.
No matter how many times I watch Jeff's shows they never get old. Incredible talent.
Hi peanut I love you
It's super funny when ever Jose would say "on a stick" and you and Peanut would turn to look at him and be like "he said what on a stick?" that's hilarious. Been making me laugh for almost 14 years of my life. Best times of my life.
6:48 is straight-up legendary 🤣
“Who’s the piñata now, bitch?”
Not only is Jeff a world class vantrilaquist, he is one of the best comics ever. Laugh after laugh. Well done Jeff
I would love to watch more of these videos with all of Jeff’s characters, they’re funny as hell, too bad Netflix is missing one of Jeff’s specials and I want to watch it
Me too.
Which one is missing?
You are a robot. You need more time to compute.
I think Spark of Insanity?
@@waynemidnight7454 Peanut: YES
He is soo quick witted, which isn't easy especially with 2 characters!! Awesome.
😂These jokes never get old! Him and peanut are amazing together.
Absolute classic Jose & peanut
Speedy Gonzales, the Taco Bell chihuahua, and Jose Jalapeno.... 3 beloved American Icons!
I miss the taco bell Chihuahua.
And the taco is historically Chinese lol
Arriba, Arriba, I think I need a bigger box, on a stick!
Yeah bring the Burritos, Tacos, Quesidillas, Enchiladas, Chile Relenos, Fajitas, Chalupas, Tostadas, Nachos, Manudo, And other Fiesta munchies and crunches
And doritos, cheetos, fritos and taquitos.
MENUDO. NOW THAT'S AGING OURSELVES, LMFAO
Where's the tequila and the margaritas drinking kind and the walking ones oke'
And cheese for your mother
What about the Sangria?
It’s about time you brought him back. Thanks 🙏
Where's the tequila and that Margaritas the drinking and walking 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍸🍸🍸🍸🍹🍹🍹🍹🎊🎉🎋
He brought him back when I saw him in Philly before the pandemic. It was funny cause Jeff did a poll about who didn't want to see Jose and some drunk girl screamed. Peanut shot back with "oaky so everyone wants to see him except that one drunk bitch"
Peanut practically owns the looks awkwardly to the left meme lol 😆
Jeff thanks for the constant uploads lately. As I have been doing improv now for three years. It has gained my interest once again to give ventriloquism a second shot with a brand new character. Thanks for being a inspiration to me since I was in my teens Jeff. Also seen ya 6 +7 times n ya never get old. :)
There is nobody better than Jeff!! I absolutely love Peanut!! Jeff is so good, you think they are actually real and alive!! Love you Jeff!!
Jose is a specialist in SLAPSTICK HUMOUR 🤣🤣🤣
On a stick 😅
I really wish Jeff had his own TV programme. I love the characters so much .
He actually did. It was called The Jeff Dunham Show. However, it only lasted 7-9 episodes.
I find it interesting that when Peanut kept answering "right" in Spark of Insanity, he, for some reason, gained an Australian accent for those 2 moments.
No other Time in the show, just those 2 times when saying "right".
Dear Jeff, we have 3 sons active military and one more who just left the service. My son introduced me to your crew almost 9 years ago before he left for the Airforce. Your crew has kept me laughing, while dealing with the stress of having 4 active members.
Bless you! Dave
Fear Jeff??
Soo sorry. Typo
Absolutely hilarious 😂 Jeff never gets old lol 😂😂👍
The only place on the web, where LMAO, LOL, and all the rest? Are actually warranted.
That was hysterical!! 😂🤣😂
I will be waiting, on a stick.
When I was young we threw rocks at a jar of mayo floating in the creek. now it is a holiday.
I fucking love it. Sink o de mayo
Freeking hilarious! Can’t wait for Jeff’s “Seriously” tour to come to Fredericksburg Virginia…got my tickets as soon as they went on sale!
José is definitely one of the best!
Best birthday present ever Jeff. I'll be 66 on the 14th of May.
Yes, I have watched your career from the start.
Bless you for all that you give too us.....
*tips hat*
José in the spotlight at last! I suspect he thinks the spotlight is the sun, he likes the sun as it makes him feel like he's in Mexico on a beach in Cancun. However, if the spotlight gets too bright, he has nightmares, fearing he's being oven roasted for a Guacamole.
Awesome comment. 👍👏❤
Jeff should see this comment and develop it! Just awesome. XD
I wish Jeff and his friends would come to Toronto
In these trying times, comedy is a necessity and so is faith in the good man above
Church will fix it not RUclips
@@chriskrausesmovie then why are you watching?? 🙄🙄
Hi Jose! Happy Cinco de Mayo! Te Amo!
Peanut…. You need to be nice to Jose … on a steek!
I really hope to see José in more Shows
Happy birthday Jeff fa fa, love you and all the guys!!!🎂🎂🎂
Agree
Happy Star Wars Day Jeff and co.
Still funny after all this time. ❤️🧡💛
Heard The Cinco De Mayo Show & It Just Cracked Me Up. Made My Day 🤣😊 BECAUSE Everyone Need's A GREAT Laugh 😂 It'll Put You In A Good Mood. Hopefully Going To Go See Him. WOO!! HOO!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JEFF DUNHAM. 60 YEARS OLD AND STILL GOING STRONG. MAY YOU HAVE MANY MORE.
🥳🥳🥳😊😊
Jeff: Good evening José!
José: Hola, señor Heff!
Jeff: Alright…It’s good to see you!
José: Gracías, señor Heff!
Peanut: Excuse me!
Jeff: What?
Peanut: Who the hell is Heff?
Jeff: No, he said Jeff!
Peanut: No, he said Heff!
Jeff: It’s the same thing!
Peanut: Uh, No it’s not!
José, what did you say?
José: I said señor Scheff!
Peanut: What the f_ now he said Scheff!
Jeff: It’s all the same!
Peanut: Didn’t you grow up on Sesame Street?!
Jeff is Jeff, Heff is Heff and Scheff is Scccchhheeff!
Tonight show is sponsered by the sound Sccchhh!
Jeff: I’m sorry José!
José: Is okai!
Jeff: Okay!
José: He’s an idiot!
Peanut: You’re on a stick!
Stick-ka-ka! Jeff-fa-fa!
Ha-ha-ha!
Peanut and Josè are my second favorite. The first fave will always be Walter.
This is pure talent 👏
Happy Birthday Jeff!!! You are amazing!!!!
👏🏻👏🏻 bravo! Thank you for this breath of fresh air! 💜💜
I love the "I don't speak Spanish" gag 😂
HILARIOUS!!
Best comedian ever!! On a stick..
Thanks Jeff I watch your videos all the time. Have a great day and everyone else 👍🤗😎
Jalapeño: my names jalapeño
Peanut: Alright
Jalapeño: on a stick
Peanut: *visible confusion*
José Jalapeño better hide during Cinco de Mayo because if he doesn't Peanut is capable of using him in making some salsa for the celebration that day. You'd know José was mixed into the salsa by Peanut because the only thing left of José besides his hat outside the bowl of salsa would be his steek inside the salsa bowl.
Brilliant ... as usual.
I'm with peanut laughing too hard to talk.
Jeff and his gang always delivers 🤣🤩🥰🥰
Happy Cinco de mayo !! José Jalepenio on a Steek 🎉🌯🌮🎉
🤣 peanut is so rude to José
Would love to see grandpa " joe" with' jose" or Joe arguing with " achmed". Love 💘 jeff,Jeff, right on.maybe he could do a bit like Joe stumbling at the correspondence event!
Laugaghing out. Loud. Jeff
0:30
"Did anything else happen today?"
"No!"
"Si."
"D a m n ."
"on a steek"
"i keel you!"
live rent free in my head for life
ive met strangers who also have these lines in memory
Jeff is a great comedy dialogue writer too, on top of doing voices, making the puppets, acting, etcetc. Its crazy how talented he is.
Peanut laughing so much that he couldn't breathe?!?! I was laughing so much that I started Snorting like a Pig. Lol. My name is "Jeff" too... You are ALWAYS welcomed in Clovis, NM.
José Jalapeño is one of my favorite characters!
I LOVE WATCHEN HIM A LOT
Jose: I'm afraid to be in this country.
Jeff: Why?
Jose:Taco Bell.
Love this, it has me laughing so hard!!!
Hi Brenda how're you doing today?
Hello 👋 I hope you’re safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity and love 💕 all over the world
I'm Engineer Christopher Johnson from New York and you where are you from if I may asked?
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Who's the pinata now bitch?" I did not see that one coming xD
One of these days it needs to be Jose Jalepeno...on a Steak...
Jose is fuckin funny 🤣. Never seen a more entertaining vegetable
I remember ur first show . I sent it to all my family and friends. My favorite is Achmed .👍
@Jeff Dunham Peanut since ur first video yrs ago. Mom loved Walter , my sister loved Achmed. I love them all.
@Jeff Dunham Peanut it's ur dedication and workmanship that keeps me watching. Thanks for the joy and laughter. 💞. Ur boys are precious. Thank ur wife for all she does to make ur family happy.
🤣🤣🤣 "I don't speak Spanish'' . 🤣😂🤣
Peanut is my favorite lol love you Jeff Dunnam love from Arkansas
Outstanding 👍🇺🇸😎👏🏻
No matter how many times i watch these videos i still laugh my ass off
Thanks Jeff, another great video!
Happy Birthday Jeff Pa Pa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is so funny in a way no one else does...people try but jeff fa fa is uncomparable
Thanks, Jeff, for making us laugh.
This was good one 👍
Fantastic thanks so much 👏👏
Awesome Artist and amazing when he is little bit confused and I love to laugh out loud 😄 😀 😆
A cargo ship loaded with mayonnaise gets torpedoes.
Thus we have sinko de mayo.
Peanuts hair is so gravity defying! It just sticks up and is like it’s underwater😂
So very funny 😂
Hi Margaret how're you doing today?
Happy Birthday brother Jeff
6:20 Peanut: Oh this is awesome, what happened to Frank he got whacked by a jalapeño
Jose: on a steek
Peanut: YES!!!!!!!
XD
Peanut and Hose are a great duo.
Love the show have a great day and evening at jeffdunham and the Dunham family
I love these two
Thanks for posting I’ve been not watching the live ones as I’m seeing u live in the U.K. soon and don’t want any spoilers
"I do not speak spanish" allways gets me
"I'm sorry Jose"
"It's okay. I'm going to hire Achmed to kill him" 😂
LOL that was too funny!!!!!!!!! Jeff love your vids!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Jeff Dunham 💓
The Funniest Group Of Comedians I Have Every, Heard, Seen, Experienced, Laughed, OUT LAUD, Soo... Hard I Started To Piss My Underwear!
KEEP IT CLEAN WITH DOUBLE MEANING!
LOL 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆
Right ✅
Dr Scott
Love the audience's boisterous laughter at Jose (on a steek), except the muffled laughter during the plandemic at the end.
Love love love ❤️
🤣👏👍😎💙💙🤩🥰🙏🤘Awesome!!!!! Great video!!!!! I needed a good laugh!!! Love It!!!! Thank You So Much!!!!!
One of my all time favorites, my sister and I quote it back and forth all the time 😂
Those two are my favorite
Cannot wait a week tomorrow I’m going to see these live can’t wait 😜
Happy freaking bday Jef-fa-faaam dunhaaaaaaam❣️🥳 we hope u hold more of José's steek❣️
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA é