Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Ep. 128 - R.I.P. Orlando Bloom [May 8, 2019]
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It's insane how consistently funny these old eps are
There are so many of them too
Drugs
Us Dawgs have Reunited!
This cast shows why its called Matt and Shanes and not Shane and Matts. Homie can carry a cast all by himself. This is the Shaman flaunting his magic.
Matt's like the cool version of Duncan trussel.
Hahah so true
Lolol, i mean Duncan is aight. But yeah pretty much.
Damnn
@@nicholaswojton8258 punch a kid on ecstasy in the tummy cool?
Duncan is evil hippie
“This summer I might go get a couple of jobs and quit them” Matt is the best!
Came for Shane, stayed for Matt
I came for both
sup dawgs
You nut in Shane’s mouth but you cuddle with Matt
I edge for Matt
The Shaman carrying the poddy once again...
Shane barely holding it together while Matt just comes out with some of his wildest shit. Amazing.
21:30 the poor mans bidet is an all time mccusker invention
the french bath
Absolutely disgusting 😂
“I need mine the exact temperature of a tongue” best line
Just. Pure. Gold. Hitting the old eps and it’s all just gold. Keep it up big dawgs.
"I'll fight the Grizz" really made me laugh for some reason.
Hey, pilgrim. You know how to skin grizz?
Organism Mode: Engaged
shane wanting to kill himself the entire back half of the episode is so funny
Organism mode yoooo. i legit needed to hear that from Matt today.
I'm going into organism mode. Shit really aint that bad.
I love hearing Matt mispronounce something. I immediately get excited and wait for Shane to make fun of him in a few seconds
Bee day
there's a few episodes where Shane let's a couple "wootars" slide by and u can hear him getting excited to bust his balls over it. 😂
Matt does pronounce escape “ex scape” lol too much time in the jungle
@@theflanman420420 jagwire
Underrated comment 😂@@theflanman420420
“Might’ve had one of the earliers” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
The poor man’s bidet is one of my fav ideas from Matt
Hearing Shane’s decline into depression is wild after knowing what all he’s accomplished so far in 2024. What a dawg
I got so high on Rick Simpson oil (RSO) that I convinced myself that I had aids. I've done several drugs and the most fucked up I've ever been was on RSO.
If you don’t have a high tolerance it can fuck you up so bad.
Never even heard of this
Great cast by Elon Cusk
Elon Bust
@@sage1682 that’s the cumtown channel
elon mosque
Ceelon cuck
God bless Matt’s Uber brigade driver
“I’m logging my dreams. I’m ready to see the full picture” lol
18:00
Reverse bidet concept currently has me rolling aroun laughing in my kitchen on a 10 degree winter night the day after a rough New Years. Holy shit god bless the young bull and sage
I hope your year has been good!
Kudos!
A French Bath? In France they call that La Manœuvre de L'anus Éclaboussure McCoauxciér
They are the best of thinking of the most un thought of things to talk about that you would eventually think of 🤣
I'm not sure how you managed to put this into words but you're not wrong
Shane definitely did coke the night before lol
Not adding sugar to cool aid is crazy
Hit the vape and confront your daemons
Όταν γυναίκαααα δαιμονάς περάσει από μπρόστα μουυυυυυ
Thank god for Matt lol the dawg of dawgs 🙏🏻👊🏻
I LOVE shain but Matt is fkn goated
Great pod
Shane thinking the CIA is on your side. Hahaha, open your fuckin eyes!!
Yeah, dude turned into a bitch
Let's just they'll do what it takes to get the job done.
Mass death and chaos to fulfill a hegelian dialectic, funded by a global firearm/narcotic/human trafficking network? Sounds a bit unnecessary to a guy like me, but what do I know
This cast is deeply compromised. They conditioned people with covid and jan 6 before they happened. There's a cast where Shane tries gaslighting people, saying the CIA would try something else to be able to take away people's guns after 238 mass shootings so far that year. And, the amount that they talk about banging kids would make sense.
Then, he implies that the people not giving up their guns are incredibly evil for keeping their guns after a bunch of kids got shot up, but ignores the evil of the people actually killing kids.
1:04:07 Shane repeating back “cer perts” 😂😂😂
57:30. When Life imitate art and I realize Shane is the real life Saiyan Prince Vegeta
The shaman used to get down back in his day
matt enforcing shane’s theory that black people drive nice cars that are damaged, by putting his wife in his duct tape car
27:30 “This is pure desert torture”
1:04:45 Matt remembering his audible account is loaded with literotica
Not saying the uber driver wasn't in the military at all.. but he was telling tall tales lol
I'm not sure that I've heard Shane laugh the way he did during Matt's exposition about his reverse bidet. 😅
Matt try a f****** shower hose dude, laying on your back and scooting your a****** up to the spout is f****** wild
Matt says "nascar pit driver" like that's a real fucking thing lmao
I call troops!
“Pure desert torture”
This is how we doo ittt! 😂😂😂😂
Organism mode 😅
14:19
Shane struggles letting Matt get away with saying he was eating like an animal, after talking about black persons diet's
21:33 lmaoooo that’s my fuckin DAWG 😂
No jaguars in Africa fellas
1:05:38 Nelly might come... *Phew*
hangover cure = chipotle and a blunt rolled in hemp. your welcome
it was the pack of cigarettes
You put your feet up on the tile.....or vinyl if your poor 😅
Kirk minihane (podcast jesus) on barstool, and this cast, top 2 pods. Not even close. Shane and Matt funniest dudes around
Matt and Shane & Tim Butterley and Mike Rainey (Dad Meat) are the funniest guys in the world when it comes to podcasts... in my humble opinion.
@@KingDomsKingdom85 fax
It's pronounced jagyewarr not jagwire
Hilarious Matt thought he’d get a shop to rig his bumper cover back for $50, lol
Better carry that to the used tire place in ghetto sir, legit shops won’t touch it
Truth - used tire shops are always down
@@leo78744 is familiar with the ghetto as well 😂 I’ve been poor, had to use the used tire shops.. they will figure it out for ya 😂👍
@@Brandonthesnifferofall for real! Just replaced a diesels bumper with a 300lb cattle guard - Tire Shop slapped it on for a hundo- easy peasy
Shane’s takes dont age well at all
For all the dawgs that see this...Tires is coming back. They are shooting it right now
Gonna be on netflix
yeenas xD
I love how matt takes everything he hears from anyone at exactly face value. Even when some schlub in an uber starts talking about how he was a totally sick badass who was with the CIA in the mideast.
Biological / Hormonal reasons for fatness are pretty BS. My grandmother has a disease where basically her thyroid doesn't work at all. She's a plump lady despite being active, but fuck that 500 lbs scooter BS. You will note that there weren't any fat victims of the potato famine or the holocaust. Mysteriously, not a single "I'm fat no matter what" person was there.
True, but a bad metabolism was not the reason the people at the holocaust looked like skeletons. It was the work all day without eating that got those peeps in shape.
Matt definitely got lied to by that Uber driver
That’s nothing dude I’m gay and I have what amounts to a power washer in my shower it’s a detachable hose that thing will blow your tomorrow shit out today . I think that’s the slogan on the box . You do need a removable shower drain though that is not on the box.
Very gay indeed
Troops on that guys level don’t drive Ubers they do private security and are consultants for private security. Also bomb defusers are very aware of boobytrapped doors . I had an Uber driver tell me he was from New York and I asked him one question about New York and the dude was just lying for no reason i didn’t even ask where he was from he just offered a lie weird.