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I love how Caretaker is shouting at William "Stop it" to prevent him spreading the Mayo like at a real child. Caretaker has to put up with a lot of things
Imagine your dog runs off and when you catch him you just see two grown men shaking hands for like a minute straight with a watermelon exploded all over the ground and a third grown man with a large camera filming them.
Also he keeps adding sealed liquids! Liquids are incompressible, William! When a liquid changes velocity suddenly, it transfers all its kinetic energy into the solids it's in contact with!
That not how the physics works. Unless there's a lot of air resistance, a little bit of rotation can make a bottom heavy object fall in any direction. A weighed bottom makes it easier to hold level when you let go, so you might not add as much rotation. Some objects (like weighted dice) will often land on one side because it's more likely to tip over to that side when it falls on an edge, but tall cylinders like William's are way more likely to land flat, so it doesn't make a big difference.
@@brookekathryn1980 or not? I heard him say it in the video, but it wasn't funny. Just curious why you thought so. If you cant explain, then don't, but telling everyone about your facepalm isn't cool.
@@KarryKarryKarry 1: the joke is that alcohol disrupts the brain so you don't think as well. 2: not every grown person needs alcohol, that's just your excuse. 3: if it was for the logic, he could've used cheaper canned products and bought compressible material for the crumple zone.
The Mickey Squad How dare you call Alex Ernst a random guy. Clearly you are not a man of culture. Alex is currently creating the greatest movie of all time.
pound shops normally work by buying overstock from other shops or buying unsold stock from closing shops. So an import place probably got shuttered nearby
"We don't know why we got kicked out of our house" *hard cut to William and Alex eating mayo and rubbing it on their faces, eating watermelon off of their driveway pavement, etc.*
@@wildmoose3979 Eggs do not crack from a centimeter. Obviously it depends on the surface that you're dropping it on though, but unless you're dropping it onto a sharp point I do not believe the egg will crack from a centimeter.
I absolutely love how at no point has William ever formed any coherent strategy to keep the egg from breaking. He’s done this before, keeps going back to the same store, and has seen successful attempts. Yet every time it’s just like a kid improvising a class presentation he forgot was due that day. That is true dedication to your core audience of people who just want to see a classically trained engineer act like he doesn’t think he knows everything. Bravo, sir.
Hey Will, how about doing an egg drop challenge where you and your opponent both have $10 to get as much tickets from a Chuck E Cheese restaurant, and use whatever tickets you earned to purchase your egg drop materials?
@@friedriceboys9098 it's s really long story, so for one David tried to get his friend jason to hook David up with then 19 year old tana. She kept saying no and David looked a creep trying to make it happen and constantly asking her to fo it. David said “If you can get Tana Mongeau to have a threeway with me and Trisha, I’ll buy you a Ferrari,” 24-year-old Brandon is dating a 17-year-old girl meet her when she was 16 and whenever someone leaves a comment about it it gets deleted. Dom got in trouble with talking to girls from vidcon and now has to Id girls and something like that is clearly serious but they turn it into a big joke. Jeff of the had a warrant for his arrest for selling cocaine and weed when he was younger, instead of taking it seriously they of course made into a joke knowingly that that their fans are 16 and under. David pushes people a lot and you can see it, especially when it has to do with stunts. Is of course people don't last very long and there's a hive mentality when someone gets "excommunicated" from the group. it's like they're not allowed to talk to that person anymore and it's kind crazy sounding. There's a lot more stuff but this was the most that I remember without writing you a text book of info.
Ashly Lynne I assume ur probably a fan of Trisha. David does some pretty bad things when fishing for content I won’t lie. If you don’t believe what Brandon and his gf came out and said then that sucks I guess. Heath and Scott and Zane weren’t mentioned. Also, joking about tragedy is a common defense mechanism. Also it’s in the past and I would say bringing that up is not grounds for calling him a weirdo. Kind of a blanket statement
It wasn't that it was he had the center of mass out of alignment with the crush zone and the balloon, he only had the balloon on one point of attachment instead of both sides of the can if he had done that then it would've worked just fine or at least better than it did
@@PepiOnLine because that's literally how science works is knowing how small tweaks in variables can hugely effect results it's the difference of 1°C with gasoline below a certain point it's fine and stable enough but one degree higher and you have a highly flammable vapor that you don't want or self ignition it's just science and observing the little things he did and saying it was a valid design just executed with a slight laps in judgement or not noticing it which could've let him win instead of catastrophic failure
Alex looks like the kind of guy to punch holes in cheap tables for fun.
Dallas Jackson I thought the same thing
He kicks them
@@St0rm_C was gonna comment this
And is friends with some guy that vlogs his friends and post them on a social media sight called "RUclips". But of course, he's not.
Dem, ur right, everytime I c him I c his legs killing the innocent white tables
13:17 _"I think I've seen Michael Reeves do something like this... With a cantaloupe"_
Heh
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thank you sir, you have truly made me L O L
😖😖😖wonder what he was doing with that cantaloupe!!
help i don't get it
@@rhetts8466 Cantalope Fleshlight
@@rhetts8466 stick it in a microwave, 30 seconds on low, repeat as necessary
Alex Ernst is what Michael Reeves would look like if his body agreed with his age
You mean just a male in their early 20s
r/rareinsults
Vipera an insult to who ?
Oof
MrUtuber2012 haha im legit dying soooo trueee
I love how Caretaker is shouting at William "Stop it" to prevent him spreading the Mayo like at a real child. Caretaker has to put up with a lot of things
The best part was the first and middle name being said ahaha "William Matthew stop it!"
she also uses his middle name which i find hilarious
When will William osman do an egg drop with William osman2
When the earth is flat
I'm sure it's gonna happen
when the devil dies for his sins
When people stops asking for this.
@@krix Well, as of typing this, the comment above you has 666 likes, so there's a chance!
Alex’s deadpan delivery makes it so much better
PROPAGANDA
Doyoumine Come on dude, this isn’t the kind of the thing you should be advertising here.
Call Me Mecha why?
I mean its pretty shitty jokes..
Holy shit, your profile pic
"A crumple zone...a zone that can crumple"
lol thanks for the clarification
lol thats legit 90 percent of dictionary definitions shook the state of being shoken
For all we knew, he could have meant a zone where stuff is crumpled.
"I'm no longer pregnant"
-William Osman
William *OsMOM*
Caretaker: “William Matthew, Stop It!”
Middle name... HA!
Oh he in trouble trouble
Caught him!
She used her teacher voice!
She's such a shrill harpy willy deserves better
unrelated but I have the same middle name
I think Alex's design would survive a fall from the edge of space
That's a non-fatal terminal velocity for ya
That egg was entombed in a prison of its dead family
Cursed
That was why I was laughing my ass off
Lol my thoughts exactly 🤣
So... Soylent Yellow is poultry?
@@Lossanaght ... what?
I’ve only known Wallace for like 10 seconds but I would die for him
Same here. How the heck do dogs do that?
We all would die for Wallace
Cloud Titties I wouldn’t die for a dog
@@thelocalwitch2405 will*
@@Dipvide would** it’s okay we all make typos sometimes
Still waiting for william vs michael reeves
I think that might've been the one that got them evicted
SwimmingInSunlight that’s the final anime clash
Michael probably build some $3 weapon of mass destruction
@@FensBRL he'll spend 1 minute programming whatever horrible thing he made into a drone that will land safely.
@@FensBRL The established rules don't ban focusing on attacking your opponent's egg, a grave oversight
Lol he still used that clup of him making mark rober lmao
Edit: *Clup lmao*
Kountless lmaoooo
If the FBI uses clup, no questions
333th like lol
*ᴄ ʟ ᴜ ᴘ*
FBI didn’t you compete against SKEPPY to out donate him to BBH...
Imagine your dog runs off and when you catch him you just see two grown men shaking hands for like a minute straight with a watermelon exploded all over the ground and a third grown man with a large camera filming them.
Mayo is made from eggs. Alex tried to cushion the egg using other eggs. that's messed up.
holy shit, that's an idea
I USED THE EGGS TO SAVE THE EGGS
LOVE ALEX!!
not so sure about dollar tree mayo. who knows whats in there
@@zachkos9382 that's terrifying
Last video: "I'm being evicted for some reason"
This video: *pours multiple beers down roof and throws a full watermelon off for a bonus*
"WALLACE DONT EAT THAT!!!" best line ever couldn't of even been scripted better
William matthew but same thing
genuinely impressed that we're like 10 eggs in and william still doesn't weigh the bottom of his designs down so they don't land egg first
So true. Every episode I'm screaming "put something on the bottom of the device!" lol
With him pouring beer in the top, he actually did the opposite
Also he keeps adding sealed liquids! Liquids are incompressible, William! When a liquid changes velocity suddenly, it transfers all its kinetic energy into the solids it's in contact with!
And he still beat the Navy :)
That not how the physics works. Unless there's a lot of air resistance, a little bit of rotation can make a bottom heavy object fall in any direction. A weighed bottom makes it easier to hold level when you let go, so you might not add as much rotation. Some objects (like weighted dice) will often land on one side because it's more likely to tip over to that side when it falls on an edge, but tall cylinders like William's are way more likely to land flat, so it doesn't make a big difference.
How does one “accidentally” buy a watermelon?
You add it to the basket as a tentative purchase and the absent mindedly pay for it since you forgot you weren't sure about buying it.
missclick
It happens time to time lmao
I’ve seen accidental watermelon births
And a coconut
Alex: there’s two bags in here or 3 I can’t remember. So within the four bags
Maybe 5 maybe 3
so this channel in a nutshell:
homeless
egg drops
the 'this is fine' meme
Burning house in the background
And michael reeves occasionaly in the background
homeless: part two, in theaters near you
Thefdjurt more houses on fire in the background
“*gasp* William, Matthew!”
Like a literal caretaker.
"It's been sliced to form a crumple zone, a zone that can crumple."
Ah, yes, now I get it
""I think I've seen Michael Reeves do this... With a cantaloupe" 😂😂😂
I was hunting to see if anyone else had made that comment and if not I was gonna make it lmao
r/whoosh... can someone explain why it's funny?
@@sucrose (hand to forehead)
@@brookekathryn1980 or not? I heard him say it in the video, but it wasn't funny. Just curious why you thought so. If you cant explain, then don't, but telling everyone about your facepalm isn't cool.
@@sucrose I'm just going to let you this no about this one for a little bit.
Alex looks like Bo Burnham if Bo's last name meant "serious" in German.
I thought it was Mr. Beast but with less sleep deprivation
No Bo's last name actually means someone who is bad at cooking processed pork slices
Bo Schinkenbrenner
Bo burnham is the best
i’m glad i’m not the only one who felt Intense Bo Energy
“Oh you just found out hot glue is hot too”
Bro, why is nobody here talking about Wallace? What a legend.
Last time I was this early William had a house
Hunter Adkins R.I.P laser cutter
Hunter Adkins dang bro
oof
OMEGALUL
f
Alex looks like Bo Burnham if he traded some wit for some muscle.
Alex is Bo's himbo version confirmed
such a good roast holy shit
@@denied7616 himBo Burnham
William: "they will know we're smart because we're wearing glasses."
also William: I've spent all my allowance on beer
Brutace fo life The logic seems pretty solid though.
Glasses, beer.. yep that’s eyesight and alcohol.. every grown person needs that.
@@KarryKarryKarry 1: the joke is that alcohol disrupts the brain so you don't think as well.
2: not every grown person needs alcohol, that's just your excuse.
3: if it was for the logic, he could've used cheaper canned products and bought compressible material for the crumple zone.
New Title: Man who beat the US Navy in egg drop looses to random guy
The Mickey Squad How dare you call Alex Ernst a random guy. Clearly you are not a man of culture. Alex is currently creating the greatest movie of all time.
PaiiN65 still sounds like some guy
What do you think are in the Military lol its def not the ones going to college . Would be a waste.
HEY!!! next time hit us with a spoiler warning 😤
Spoiler
This Ernst dude is funny without even trying and he definitely lives up to his name.
*There are many kinds of Randomness*
and William Osman's intros are on the top tier level
sup duchi
When Alex isn’t in a David Dobrik vlog but he’s in a Willian Osman egg drop video
Who said he HAD to be in a david dobrik video
TongueTwister it’s a joke
4:57 He’s going to drink in those 10 minutes, get really drunk, then fall off the roof with the egg taped to an area he will keep up
That's top-level egg drop strategy.
He looks like a tall more attractive Michael Reeves.
Chad Michael Reeves
Micheal Reeves
Do I look like Michael Rive?
He looks like Tom Cruise
Michael Rivera
This is the quality i subscribed for, thank you
George Skyrme nice English lol. And now you feel stupid and there’s a 50% chance that you will edit the comment because you feel stupid.
@@ipraku A. Who the fuck starts a sentence with and.
B. you'll*.
C. Hypocrite
NO
maybe
@@ipraku u funny dead meme teen. Oyeyeye? F k off with this shitty old meme kiddo
"I spent my entire budget on dollar store beer."
me in university
Alchoholsim
Mr.Beast vs. William osman $10,000 egg drop!
Purchases 200 bouncy castles
*Cuts hole in watermelon*
William: "I think I've seen Michael Reeves do something like this with a cantaloupe"
You know the beer is crap when it’s advertised as being extra cold 😂😂
You should see about getting the Man, the Myth, the Legend on the show. Vsauce’s very own Micheal Stevens. That’d be pretty sick
Dark Lord Michael not Micheal
Yes
PLEASE GET VSAUCE FOR EGG DROP WILLIAM. I KNOW U DONT DO RUclips ANYMORE BUT IF U MADE A COMEBACK WITH THAT, IT WOULD BE ICONIC. I LOVE U
Hite is Korean beer, so that must be why you've never seen them before. Dunno why they're in dollar stores tho
pound shops normally work by buying overstock from other shops or buying unsold stock from closing shops. So an import place probably got shuttered nearby
@@archimedes157 Ah that makes sense, thanks
And it’s actually delicious when ice cold. Especially when eating korean BBQ. But it has to be very cold.
Fully Spooled yeah like every beer, warm beer is never very good
@@FullySpooled If a beer has to be so cold to not taste, then it's not "good".
That squelching noise with the mayo literally made me heave... gratz...
"We don't know why we got kicked out of our house" *hard cut to William and Alex eating mayo and rubbing it on their faces, eating watermelon off of their driveway pavement, etc.*
Toopel Yeah that’s not it though.
mikkel thybo just a joke
Smashing a moldy coconut on the counter
Waaaaait, if second channel is for low effort content what are you gonna post here?
No effort content
Lol
“You tried” content
Anton Gureev 😳
I like how he roasted the shit out of Michael when he caught open the watermelon and was like “I saw Michael do something like this with a cantaloupe”
Alex: I’m going to protect an egg with egg sauce
This video was sponsored by America’s laundromat
And here's me thinking Americans pronounced it 'laundrymat'. ;)
12:18 "William Matthew stop it!" lmao
ah man,I wasn't familiar with Alex Ernst before this but man he seems like a cool dude. weirdly magnetic personality
That's Alex alright lol
That’s too true
Fit as well 😁
These comments are P R O P A G A N D A
Haha ya that's Alex
Next time just make your eggdrop device like 15ft of tape and then the egg only has to drop like 1 inch.
LOL YES!!
eggs crack from a centimeter, not just an ich, just have it ON the ground
@@wildmoose3979 Eggs do not crack from a centimeter. Obviously it depends on the surface that you're dropping it on though, but unless you're dropping it onto a sharp point I do not believe the egg will crack from a centimeter.
or some string, this is big brain shit
Milaan Dahiya now that’s big brain
I felt the “William Matthew stop it” in my very soul lol
I wonder how many times he's used that "I'm serious" joke throughout his life...
William MATTHEW Osman? DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS YOUR MIDDLE NAME
This is the greatest discovery since dirt.
SugarGoMrat what’s dirt?
Dmitriy Peshko oh sit, you’re right, I must be delusional
God what a great middle name am i right guys
matthew young No, you aren’t right.
"wuup, im no longer pregnant " love that haha
According to Wikipedia, hite is the top selling beer in South Korea.
Im not going to bother confirming this. Its now a fact.
I don't even want to confirm
Cass is better tho.
Hite and Cass are the big two brands. Like Bud and Miller and Coors here.
I tried it on a plane from Korea and it's ok. Tastes like watered down alcohol.
"I'll be posting low effort content on William Osman 2"
>looks at the videos of this channel
>hmmmm
“You look like your mom”
“Oh. Do I look like a hot librarian?”
Can't even make enough videos for one channel, makes two :) big brain
Cant get enough ad revenue*
I still fully support tho
I absolutely love how at no point has William ever formed any coherent strategy to keep the egg from breaking. He’s done this before, keeps going back to the same store, and has seen successful attempts. Yet every time it’s just like a kid improvising a class presentation he forgot was due that day. That is true dedication to your core audience of people who just want to see a classically trained engineer act like he doesn’t think he knows everything. Bravo, sir.
Hey Will, how about doing an egg drop challenge where you and your opponent both have $10 to get as much tickets from a Chuck E Cheese restaurant, and use whatever tickets you earned to purchase your egg drop materials?
Best collab ever
*you should collab with your neighbor and Wallace more often.*
Wallace was the best part of this video by far
Definitely
0:01 Is it just me that thought Alex was under Williams T-Shirt? 😂😂
I think they beer was cheap because of the can misprint, they forgot the "S" at the front of the name.
TheHairyBeastie your comment is legendary
I hadn't noticed the name, saw your comment and scrolled back hoping the name of the beer was what I hoped it was. I was not disappointed.
Hites?
@@moka8267 Shite
"If William Osman is so good, why didn't they make a William Osman 2?"
damn if only a william osman 2 exists
at 7:06 when alex says: are you pulling a prank on me. watch williams 2 cans rotate slightly?
(ghost confirmed)
I honestly think that a jar of mayonnaise is probably all you need to survive an egg drop.
GannJerrod imagine the noise of it was open
Jar would've broke
@@piguu7226 Maybe if it is a plastic jar, it would survive
A *plastic* jar.
The only guy from vlog squad who isn't a weirdo
Ashly Lynne I cant tell if this is a joke or not
@@friedriceboys9098 unless I don't know something it's not really supposed to be.
Ashly Lynne well how are they weird?
@@friedriceboys9098 it's s really long story, so for one David tried to get his friend jason to hook David up with then 19 year old tana. She kept saying no and David looked a creep trying to make it happen and constantly asking her to fo it. David said “If you can get Tana Mongeau to have a threeway with me and Trisha, I’ll buy you a Ferrari,” 24-year-old Brandon is dating a 17-year-old girl meet her when she was 16 and whenever someone leaves a comment about it it gets deleted. Dom got in trouble with talking to girls from vidcon and now has to Id girls and something like that is clearly serious but they turn it into a big joke. Jeff of the had a warrant for his arrest for selling cocaine and weed when he was younger, instead of taking it seriously they of course made into a joke knowingly that that their fans are 16 and under. David pushes people a lot and you can see it, especially when it has to do with stunts. Is of course people don't last very long and there's a hive mentality when someone gets "excommunicated" from the group. it's like they're not allowed to talk to that person anymore and it's kind crazy sounding. There's a lot more stuff but this was the most that I remember without writing you a text book of info.
Ashly Lynne I assume ur probably a fan of Trisha. David does some pretty bad things when fishing for content I won’t lie. If you don’t believe what Brandon and his gf came out and said then that sucks I guess. Heath and Scott and Zane weren’t mentioned. Also, joking about tragedy is a common defense mechanism. Also it’s in the past and I would say bringing that up is not grounds for calling him a weirdo. Kind of a blanket statement
Be William
Drink one beer
“More cushion for the pushin’”
😂😂😂😂😂
Chelsea shouting at William like a mother telling off her son is one of the greatest parts of the videos
Bruh by putting beer in the top can he made it top heavy, so it tipped over lmao
It wasn't that it was he had the center of mass out of alignment with the crush zone and the balloon, he only had the balloon on one point of attachment instead of both sides of the can if he had done that then it would've worked just fine or at least better than it did
@@PepiOnLine because that's literally how science works is knowing how small tweaks in variables can hugely effect results it's the difference of 1°C with gasoline below a certain point it's fine and stable enough but one degree higher and you have a highly flammable vapor that you don't want or self ignition it's just science and observing the little things he did and saying it was a valid design just executed with a slight laps in judgement or not noticing it which could've let him win instead of catastrophic failure
Jesse Drake Calm down, its meant to be a funny video.
do you think it was, maybe, the egg that made it heavy?
I love the swiftness and smoothness of how Alex just jumps straight to a pun
William thinks his mom looks like a hot librarian?
Alabama 100
"4 of July special"
Hmmm yes 17th of September special
"Alex wanted you to know that he lost weight" when he isn't even fat lol
You had the perfect opportunity to say “are you Ernst?” At 0:53
“WILLIAM MATHEW STOP IT”
-every mom known to man
Alex: "How do I protect the egg?" Add more liquid egg!
this. this right here is what i’ve waited for my entire life
I'm confused, I thought Miller Lite WAS dollar store Miller Lite.
It's the Miller Lite of Korea.
"William Mathew STOP IT!"
Passing the 6-minute mark I'm really regretting putting headphones on to watch this video
“Wallace don’t eat that!!!” 😂😂
3:26 when you call your mom a hot librarian
should've named it Wiliam Oswoman
William UwUsman
weeb penalty, for both of you
Is no one gonna ask why their 99 cents store sells coconuts ?
Yours doesnt?
Coconuts are cheap. i dunno if it is in your country though.
And watermelons those are like $7
They are in Cali those fuckers just fall on cars for free.
5 seconds in and he got me laughing hysterically 😂😂
Alex looks like a grown up version of Michael but more mature....
yes
Alex: *stares into mayonnaise jar* "im looking for my reflection"
When you said you were going to the store to buy protection for your eggs, you missed the perfect opportunity to buy a condom
Still using the fake Mark Rober Egg Drop footage I see
Real
inoob26 you spelled “real” wrong
Yoi It's ya boi it’s not real tho watch the Mark vs Will video
@@nathannicelley7502 that is fake news
That shits so funny
"I've literally never heard that name before."
*Cries in accountant*
5:32 william do be gettin drunk 😂😂😂
-"i'm scared i'm gonna fall of"
-"do you want me to hold you?"
-""
-"no"
William Mathew Osman! How late do you think a video should be!
“2 minutes to do everything!”
*every William Osman project*
3:16 "i think i have seen michael reeves do something like this" 💀😂
13:16
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