Imagine if it was like, “her two awesome tits turned into massive planets, and I was titty fucking her, and my dick turned into a spaceship blasting off, I shot a glowing load and we painted starry night together on her chest”. Now that’d be a cool story.
I could imagine that after fox becomes your wife the magical romantic honeymoon phase passes and she starts nagging you with that whiny voice telling you to wash your shirt and pick your socks up empty the dishwasher and so on. When you live alone you don't have to deal with that thank GOD.
"There was this one lifetime that on the third night i lived three lifetimes. The 2nd lifetime that I lived in this trip on the third night..." What a talented great communicator
Yea… it was the timeline where he was born in Armenia, and moved to Glendale, CA after Cenk’s family tried to remove MGC’s people from the planet. Only when he had the chance to sing the song and finally meet his destiny, he decided to go on the Young Turks for an interview about his musical skills. The problem was it was a set up. Check wanted to settle the score. Unfortunately, Kelly never made it out of that studio , after murdering him, they desecrated his body with both of them performing unspeakable acts on it. Then they cut MGK frail body into pieces and ate him in a gyro!!
And he's lying really lol. Trips aren't well. Crafted stories with meaning hidden inside em. That's lame AF. Don't happen. Ur mind is wicked and going down BUT yet somehow crafting complex stories at the same time lmao.
You forgot to mention how MGK did the edgy/super-cool (but mega-douchey) stunt at the end where he tries to chase & catch the secondhand smoke from his cigarette 🚬
It’s actually amazing that Howard somehow has maintained his platform on the level he has, he’s been irrelevant for over a decade. Selling out and going mainstream TV, borderline becoming the antithesis of everything he used to stand for. He’s still a legend, but only for his much earlier days. Plus the entire landscape is basically over saturated with funnier more interesting characters, to where nothing makes him stand out at this point, except how much of a fall he’s had from the position he used to hold
@Brandocious he got gas lit by his therapist into changing his life for the better. He basically got indoctrinated into a self help cult that helped him cope with being a manipulative narcissist.
He's doing songs by people who have really unique voices. If your own voice is at least passable, that's fine. If you sound like MGK, you really have to stick to your own material.
"There was this one lifetime, on the third night I lived three lifetimes. In the first lifetime I stared in a lifetime movie where I went to prison and did life for three lifetimes. It was the best life of my lifetime."
Yo dawg I lived 1,000 lifetimes in the third day of the third lifetime I was living … I turned into a bowl and was wearing a crystal. Everything is love brah
That entire anecdote by this Kelly guy sounded exactly like dialogue from Steve Martin's The Jerk. It's almost directly from that scene where Steve Martin is explaining to his new girlfriend how the first week that they've spent together have felt like six months, and he then painstakingly goes through each day and starts allocating a random number of days and weeks to each day of the week, like ... "The third day, well that felt like 3 weeks, and the fourth day that felt like two months and three weeks, and the fifth day ... well that felt like a normal day, but the six day that felt like three months and two weeks, etc.". You know you're a lost cause when you are accidentally talking exactly like Steve Martin's The Jerk character.
That cover was amazing. He managed to take everything that made that song interesting or memorable and fucking axed it to death with his monotone vocal fry 😂🤣😵
“Emo-rock stuff” Which he only transitioned after being laughed out of the hip-hop sphere. He’s currently working on being laughed out of the “emo-rock stuff” sphere
I'm 39 and have been listening to Howard most of my life. One thing you're missing for sure is if one of his guests is a hot woman or banging a hot woman, they get a pass. Lol
Bro I want you to know this is the BEST take on Howard I've heard pertaining to modern day, bar none. Im including Cumia's interpretation. You're a baller of a commentator bro.
Howard is definitely out of touch with what's hip these days but he's a more thoughtful interviewer now. Surprised Robin didn't call out Howard. He is trying to bring in younger audiences but most of his fans are Gen Xers. Howard did used to experiment in college but his been most straight laced.
It's actually kind of a good thing that we slide under the radar IMHO. Keeps us out of most pc beef. Let the rest of em battle to the death while we watch 😉
To me, those two covers sounded like that cuz they're trying to sing outside they're full voice range...it would have made more sense to transpose to a lower/more familiar key signature, switch to falsetto, or just ABANDON ALL HOPE lol
Machine gun Kelly staring off into the distance, using a fake deep voice, and talking in this pseudo intellectual cadence has me dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭 *bomb effect* WHAT THE FUUUUCK🤣
Well, MGK, on the second night of my FIVE lifetimes, I was transitioning between the second and third life when God stopped time and we talked for at least four lifetimes (but you couldn’t tell because it was a God-stop of time)…beat that!😂😂😂
Dave grohl at the end who was on the jimmy fallon show was the drummer of nirvana. He also became the lead singer of the Foo Fighters arguably the most relevant rock band of the last twenty years
Howard did drugs in college hes mentioned lsd, pot and quaaludes. and i guess to people who have never had an extreme psycheadelic experience what he says might sound "cringey." but if you've ever "entered the void" you"d understand that... We don't know anything about reality except for our filtered perception of it. this extreme experience is what made me get off a 7 year hard drug habit.
Torture is an extreme experience too. I don't need to experience my genitals being mutilated and having my fingers beaten with a sledgehammer to understand not fully grasping reality. I don't know, maybe someone needs this kind of stuff to grow up, whatever.
@@varvarvarvarvarvar Nah bruh, it’s only white people that think they are “ making break throughs in the universe “ etc when on acid thats why I stop doing drugs with white folks they too hippie
@@Biscuitsgravy924 yeah I'd just loooove to listen to media drama from 20+ years ago. There's so many good podcasts out, why would I go listen to some retarded radio show?
Dude the new show formula drives me crazy. It’s like he’s trying to change his legacy as FAST as possible and that’s the only reason he’s still on air. He wants to be remembered as (The best interviewer of all time) something different than the shock jock. He acts like a completely different person.
I love system of a down and that cover was honestly pretty much the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. I feel like every time I hear this song I will cry now.
I went to Mexico and smoked toad which was absolutely amazing. Then we took ibogaine and drank Ayahuasca. Also, I don't think these stories would be interesting to anyone except the person who's experienced the trip for themselves bc it's really hard to explain your trips to others. Maybe it's a bit easier to explain to others who have done aya and toad or ibogaine but if the person hadn't even done hallucinogens then they'll never understand
Yeah I learnt pretty quick that a) no one cares and b) me trying to explain it just devalued an intensely personal experience as I just ended up waffling and internally cringing at something that really did have a profound effect on myself as I'm really bad with words at the best of times...
It sucked but he´s nice. I don´t know what´s going on with Stern. If you look for an older interview, you´ll see HS asks the most cruel, personal questions and the guy is high the whole time. I really respect and admire MGK. But like, I know it´s hard to think rock´s gonna come back but I think it´s cool the guy is trying to add up to that. He is hated so much and he´s such a chill guy.
Stern isn't really "straight edge". He still drinks and smokes pot. He did acid when he was a teenager and it freaked him out, he wrote about it in one of his book
@@georgezimmerman3334 I have only seen a few interviews. Not enough to form an opinion, either way. He has been doing it for ages, so there is a level of respect you earn when you are still somewhat relevant after all these years.
Who even still listens to Stern at this point? I personally listened from around '03 to '11 (dropped it after Artie left), and you couldn't pay me to listen to it now. The old 90s/00s clips are still great though, so it's not like I "grew out" of it.
No that Aerials cover was legit DOODOO bro. Not even exaggerating, that sounded like some dude singing it at last call on karaoke night at the pub, not an actual, ya know, musician.
"guy did ayahuasca with Megan Fox and managed to have a boring story to tell" had me dead
Imagine if it was like, “her two awesome tits turned into massive planets, and I was titty fucking her, and my dick turned into a spaceship blasting off, I shot a glowing load and we painted starry night together on her chest”. Now that’d be a cool story.
I could imagine that after fox becomes your wife the magical romantic honeymoon phase passes and she starts nagging you with that whiny voice telling you to wash your shirt and pick your socks up empty the dishwasher and so on. When you live alone you don't have to deal with that thank GOD.
@@kevinfernandes1882 lmao
I bet she give crazy brain tho
@@AMARTmtz true, she looks like she’s had enough practice, she probably get a diploma from college for that ish, lol
Even Kelly's band mate's are like, "We're not friends, I just work here."
Zoom
"There was this one lifetime that on the third night i lived three lifetimes. The 2nd lifetime that I lived in this trip on the third night..."
What a talented great communicator
"temp work."
Was there a lifetime where MGK could actually sing Aerials?
🤣
Haha
Yea… it was the timeline where he was born in Armenia, and moved to Glendale, CA after Cenk’s family tried to remove MGC’s people from the planet.
Only when he had the chance to sing the song and finally meet his destiny, he decided to go on the Young Turks for an interview about his musical skills. The problem was it was a set up. Check wanted to settle the score. Unfortunately, Kelly never made it out of that studio , after murdering him, they desecrated his body with both of them performing unspeakable acts on it. Then they cut MGK frail body into pieces and ate him in a gyro!!
LOL was so awful at least he was smart enough to not do his own horrible music
I would there isn’t a lifetime at all where tries to perform aerials
How did he not crack up when he actually said "I lived 3 lifetimes?" Oh my God if Artie was only there to tear that in half!
Imagine Artie just snoring in the background 😂
This is my third lifetime and I'm watching this video through the crystal.
Just started video, can’t wait to get this
Ha what a loser I’m already on my 29th lifetime, step it up
And he's lying really lol. Trips aren't well. Crafted stories with meaning hidden inside em. That's lame AF. Don't happen. Ur mind is wicked and going down BUT yet somehow crafting complex stories at the same time lmao.
Singing with a smoke in his hand . So hard core 🥴
Bro started smoking bogies to be cool at like 30
@@vapinggranny2474right? I wish I didn’t smoke lol
@bruceleehee9267 he's the modern day Kurt Cobain
@@Ken-hw4frno
@@Ken-hw4fr Hopefully…
I'm 34 and my mother listens to Howard Stern still. That's his audience, old retirees.
How old is your moms , 86 ?
@@bruceleehee9267 86? That’s wild lol
I am guessing his mom is between the ages of 60-75
@@bruceleehee9267 shes not 86 dickwad.. she 109
@@bruceleehee9267 that would mean his mom was 52 when he was born, so no.
is crazy how MGK is like a seth macfarlane character of a over simplified pop star
*caricature not character
Inb4 he did mean character
@@ermias2782 nope character
Lol so true
Yeeeh😂
You forgot to mention how MGK did the edgy/super-cool (but mega-douchey) stunt at the end where he tries to chase & catch the secondhand smoke from his cigarette 🚬
Oh jeeezusss....🤦🏼♀️
do you mean he did a ghost? (fill mouth with smoke, exhale and inhale it) yeah flexing that shit is dumb
@@raynjpg sorta like a ghost, but even gayer cause he tried to chase it. Wonder how many times he practiced that in the mirror
It’s considerably gayer with cigarette smoke 😂
@@Rocko1990 lol hahahaha
Mgk gives me the same feeling Michael Scott does just that second hand embarrassment you want to protect him from himself lol
It’s actually amazing that Howard somehow has maintained his platform on the level he has, he’s been irrelevant for over a decade. Selling out and going mainstream TV, borderline becoming the antithesis of everything he used to stand for. He’s still a legend, but only for his much earlier days. Plus the entire landscape is basically over saturated with funnier more interesting characters, to where nothing makes him stand out at this point, except how much of a fall he’s had from the position he used to hold
@Brandocious he got gas lit by his therapist into changing his life for the better. He basically got indoctrinated into a self help cult that helped him cope with being a manipulative narcissist.
@@DeathmetalPersian interesting
he's also a really, really, REALLY terrible interviewer.
And a creep.
Idk how tf outa all the people who have been canceled Stern isn't one of them dude was so rapey back in the day
i sound better singing aerials in my shower than MGK did on stage
He's doing songs by people who have really unique voices. If your own voice is at least passable, that's fine. If you sound like MGK, you really have to stick to your own material.
"There was this one lifetime, on the third night I lived three lifetimes. In the first lifetime I stared in a lifetime movie where I went to prison and did life for three lifetimes. It was the best life of my lifetime."
Haha!
What's funny is that Stern used to talk so much crap about podcasters recording in their basement. And now his whole show is run in his house
Yo dawg I lived 1,000 lifetimes in the third day of the third lifetime I was living …
I turned into a bowl and was wearing a crystal. Everything is love brah
“On the 3rd night, I loved 3 lifetimes” this guy
Liars always fuck themselves up by spinning needlessly elaborate details.
And all three lives were boring AF
@@rootfish2671nigga said he was a beggar begging for change with a crystal
Mgk talking like a sorority girl 😂😂
Definitely he's like a drunk chick at a party that won't stop talking about horoscopes and crystals and shit
That entire anecdote by this Kelly guy sounded exactly like dialogue from Steve Martin's The Jerk.
It's almost directly from that scene where Steve Martin is explaining to his new girlfriend how the first week that they've spent together have felt like six months, and he then painstakingly goes through each day and starts allocating a random number of days and weeks to each day of the week, like
... "The third day, well that felt like 3 weeks, and the fourth day that felt like two months and three weeks, and the fifth day ... well that felt like a normal day, but the six day that felt like three months and two weeks, etc.".
You know you're a lost cause when you are accidentally talking exactly like Steve Martin's The Jerk character.
I’ve never seen that movie and yet this reference is still funny to me, now I feel like I need to watch it
@tianna1116 did you watch it? It's a great one
That cover was amazing. He managed to take everything that made that song interesting or memorable and fucking axed it to death with his monotone vocal fry 😂🤣😵
Yep it was worse than i expected.
You give such a normal person response to all these fools. Love your vids. No sycofant bias. Just straight talk. Fair play bro
He sounds like any random person at a karaoke bar
Opie and Anthony may have imploded
But at least they didn’t go the Howard route
Opie did exactly that lol
@@shaunandrews6313 true lol opie is just a sad human being at this point
Anthony is still funny as hell.
Anthony’s show is still great especially with Gavin on
Lol at both covers. Howard Stern was over there sounding like Dr. Phil talking about MGK's daddy issues.
However Stern went from rebel to shill as fast as anyone I can think of
"Their was this lifetime, where I lived three lifetimes." Michael Jordan - "Stop, get some help."
“Emo-rock stuff”
Which he only transitioned after being laughed out of the hip-hop sphere. He’s currently working on being laughed out of the “emo-rock stuff” sphere
I'm 39 and have been listening to Howard most of my life. One thing you're missing for sure is if one of his guests is a hot woman or banging a hot woman, they get a pass. Lol
But was MGK a certified forklift operator in any of his lifetimes though?
All his band mates are tired of his 2nd lifetime story. Their eyes say it all. I’m sure they’re all thinking. Ughhhh here we go again!
That's exactly what I was thinking lol
When you have a life changing moment that’s so sacred you go on a talk show about it 😂 real sacred
It’s like when people do good deeds just to put them online for praise.
Bro I want you to know this is the BEST take on Howard I've heard pertaining to modern day, bar none. Im including Cumia's interpretation.
You're a baller of a commentator bro.
This interview seems like the perfect cure for insomnia
The look on his band members faces says it all 😂
What’s even sadder is that MGK is even famous in the first place. People have totally lost their minds
Howard is definitely out of touch with what's hip these days but he's a more thoughtful interviewer now. Surprised Robin didn't call out Howard. He is trying to bring in younger audiences but most of his fans are Gen Xers. Howard did used to experiment in college but his been most straight laced.
Everyone "experiments a bit in college" hes just fake and if he actually developed as a person his show would suffer
He couldn't even wait until the song ended to smoke his cigarette. That's how you can tell someone is rock and roll. 😂
Gen x mostly listens to Howard, boomers are a little too old. So many people forget gen x is between millennials and boomers
It's actually kind of a good thing that we slide under the radar IMHO. Keeps us out of most pc beef. Let the rest of em battle to the death while we watch 😉
I don't know any of my fellow gen x'ers that listen to Howard Stern. In fact, we never even really talked about him. He was just noise
We are forgotten. Thus the X. 😁
Keep it up with the Stern content haha I love this fuckin channel!
He’s smoking a cigarette while he’s performing pretending he’s post Malone
Kurt Cobain did it before post
To me, those two covers sounded like that cuz they're trying to sing outside they're full voice range...it would have made more sense to transpose to a lower/more familiar key signature, switch to falsetto, or just ABANDON ALL HOPE lol
Abandon all hope! Those renditions were worse than karaoke nite at a mental home. 🤦🏼♀️
They could collaborate and do an album “kings at cringe” like skarhead’s “kings at crime” 😂
This was your most hilarious commentary dude. It was like the voice in my head came thru RUclips.
'I know one person atleast enjoyed it'
*Cut to Stern*
LMAO
Machine gun Kelly staring off into the distance, using a fake deep voice, and talking in this pseudo intellectual cadence has me dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
*bomb effect* WHAT THE FUUUUCK🤣
4:33 had me dyin 💀
Imagine this guy being your step dad.. how unfortunate
Celebrities very rarely came on Howards show in the past, they didn't want to deal with the uncomfortable questions.
They knew Howard would tear them apart back then
I absolutely love your content, I'm so glad I randomly stumbled upon ur channel.
Singing with a lit cigarette just feels like such a red flag. He trys so dam hard
Well, MGK, on the second night of my FIVE lifetimes, I was transitioning between the second and third life when God stopped time and we talked for at least four lifetimes (but you couldn’t tell because it was a God-stop of time)…beat that!😂😂😂
Stop saying “cringey”. The real word is “cringeworthy”. Cringey makes people sound like a stupid teenager.
"Oh Howard you're crazy for this one" 😂 if you know you know
I know because I am also ghey
The commentary you do during this had me cracking up. “Like what life is he on??..” good shit bro
That SOAD cover sounded like Pip farting on the snare drum🍑💨🥁🎤
Ey man ,,I ain't fartin on no snare drum hahahahahah
They should rename the Howard stern show to the "Night time show with Jimmy Stern"
Robin would love that you called this out lol
It's like he wants to be more Rogan. Next thing ya know, Howard is going to be talking ufc.
And chimps ripping apart people and dmt lol
He is so jealous of Rogan it's painful
I simply cannot live with the fact that Howard Stern sat there and treated Machine Gun Kelly with more respect than he did Pete Townshend.
Dave grohl at the end who was on the jimmy fallon show was the drummer of nirvana. He also became the lead singer of the Foo Fighters arguably the most relevant rock band of the last twenty years
Imagine being in nirvana and creating history. And then being in a complete shit band like the Foo Fighters.
2lazy, Redbar brought me here.
Glad to be a new subscriber- thanks for the content.
Howard did drugs in college hes mentioned lsd, pot and quaaludes. and i guess to people who have never had an extreme psycheadelic experience what he says might sound "cringey." but if you've ever "entered the void" you"d understand that... We don't know anything about reality except for our filtered perception of it. this extreme experience is what made me get off a 7 year hard drug habit.
also did experience the multiple lifetimes thing, i guess its a common thing idk
Do you like Ellen and Oprah now too?
Howard shit on robin for doing Ayuahasca.. that was well after his college days, jason
Torture is an extreme experience too. I don't need to experience my genitals being mutilated and having my fingers beaten with a sledgehammer to understand not fully grasping reality. I don't know, maybe someone needs this kind of stuff to grow up, whatever.
@@varvarvarvarvarvar Nah bruh, it’s only white people that think they are “ making break throughs in the universe “ etc when on acid thats why I stop doing drugs with white folks they too hippie
Yeah Machine gun Kelly gathered all his experience from movies he's watched and put it out there as his trip...what a joke.
this kid was from the hood, legit rap guy... LOL
Where's Gilbert Gottfried when you need him?
The Puddle of mudd clip 😂!
Whoever told MGK that he can sing should be institutionalized.
There's a reason no one from my generation has a clue who Howard is and it's because he's 20 years out of touch
Go watch his old stuff. It’s fantastic and hilarious. Unless you’re a snowflake
@@Biscuitsgravy924 yeah I'd just loooove to listen to media drama from 20+ years ago. There's so many good podcasts out, why would I go listen to some retarded radio show?
Hearing Fred refer to ayahuasca as "turpentine laced with bee shit" has completely flipped my opinion of him.
How ignorant, I feel bad for Robin.
I think the majority of his fans are Gen X and elder millennials, not Boomers. He's a boomer but his fanbase was younger.
Dude the new show formula drives me crazy. It’s like he’s trying to change his legacy as FAST as possible and that’s the only reason he’s still on air. He wants to be remembered as (The best interviewer of all time) something different than the shock jock. He acts like a completely different person.
Holy shit. This is FACINATING. The difference in Howard (as you pointed out) Why is kissing MGK's ass anyway. The whole thing is just fucking weird.
Guy playing video games on his RUclips channel talking sh*t about other people, as if he has life figured out = priceless.
we got budget diesel patches here
I love system of a down and that cover was honestly pretty much the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. I feel like every time I hear this song I will cry now.
Megan Fox was on Jimmy Kimmel and started talking about her trip and Kimmel seemingly didn't want to hear it bc he changed the topic real quick
I went to Mexico and smoked toad which was absolutely amazing. Then we took ibogaine and drank Ayahuasca.
Also, I don't think these stories would be interesting to anyone except the person who's experienced the trip for themselves bc it's really hard to explain your trips to others. Maybe it's a bit easier to explain to others who have done aya and toad or ibogaine but if the person hadn't even done hallucinogens then they'll never understand
Yeah I learnt pretty quick that a) no one cares and b) me trying to explain it just devalued an intensely personal experience as I just ended up waffling and internally cringing at something that really did have a profound effect on myself as I'm really bad with words at the best of times...
“In a shenshe you’re looking for love from your father and in a way you want love from your mother”
It sucked but he´s nice. I don´t know what´s going on with Stern. If you look for an older interview, you´ll see HS asks the most cruel, personal questions and the guy is high the whole time. I really respect and admire MGK. But like, I know it´s hard to think rock´s gonna come back but I think it´s cool the guy is trying to add up to that. He is hated so much and he´s such a chill guy.
Your definition of "chill" seems to be my definition of "pretentious".
Found the 12 year old.
he sucks
Dont believe a word mgk said about his trip
Bro that puddle of mud cover was horrid
All the way thru too
Stern isn't really "straight edge". He still drinks and smokes pot. He did acid when he was a teenager and it freaked him out, he wrote about it in one of his book
Is it not "cringie" trying to make money off someone else's name?
No that’s business
Stern’s current audience consists of boomers that have had a “stay home, save lives” filter on their FB pfp for the last three years
Howard is woke as a joke. Makes sense he’s Ethan Kleins hero
If machine gun Kelly can have multiple crystal lives can I believe hard enough and have NINE cat lives ??
As much as I dislike Machine Gun Kelly, you are stretching harder than Mr. Fantastic in this episode.
So you're saying you love howie
@@georgezimmerman3334 I have only seen a few interviews. Not enough to form an opinion, either way. He has been doing it for ages, so there is a level of respect you earn when you are still somewhat relevant after all these years.
What did he stretch ?
@@cynicalsandw_o Making an episode about basically nothing, a non-event.
@@noisemagician Howard Stern is relevant? I didn’t know he still had a show until I saw this😂
Who even still listens to Stern at this point? I personally listened from around '03 to '11 (dropped it after Artie left), and you couldn't pay me to listen to it now. The old 90s/00s clips are still great though, so it's not like I "grew out" of it.
Honestly, I prefer the new Howard Stern to the old
When MGK says "I've already lived 3 lives" I just lost it!
having a vision you're a beggar doesn't sound similar to a psychedelic experience at all
Terrible job hitting ANY note in that song. That’s fuckin hilarious.
Wtf you mean cringy? He's a phoenix rising from the ashes! 😂
I just may have had one of my top 5 laughs of my life when you played that Nirvana cover from Puddle of Mud. I couldn't breeeve!
In my third lifetime on the 3rd night I was a neurologist with one arm that farts crystals everytime i operate a forklift.
You don't have to be a boomer to find this story boring.
Howard, even Mike Tyson, show that long term therapy is great, until you start thinking your the therapist
This interview was the last straw for my Sirius subscription
No that Aerials cover was legit DOODOO bro. Not even exaggerating, that sounded like some dude singing it at last call on karaoke night at the pub, not an actual, ya know, musician.
You knew he had a story about being a humble person offering his art. And black dude in the back just like wtf.
Howard isn't a fan of MGK. The interviewer can't say I think you suck, but let's do the interview anyway!