@@HaohmaruHL That's doesn't really matter I guess I just assume it was so. Shira must have said that gender of the dragon and I forgot. That's or I'm thinking of Sister Friede who I had trouble with, but now is one of funnest fights in the game for me.
When he said the uchi was bad because it had a lower base damage than the battle axe, like his brain is still in WoW mode where bigger numbers are the only thing that matter.
2:01:00 are you serious he literally just got the shortcut and even made it back to the bonfire but because he has literally no situational awareness he doesn't notice
@@kayqueelson1761 I don't know, if I saw a hollow ready to do some sus bazingas I'd most likely destroy it before it tries anything. Even if Asmongold did by any chance did google anything it was not enough to really change anything.
WHAT???? 336 IS MORE THAN 333???? HE LOST 3 POINTS??? HE TOTALLY RUINED THE WEAPON, HE CAN'T USE SHRIVING STONE!!! I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I'M MAD
I don't suffer from motion sickness...but watching him jerkily jolt the camera the way he is doing by playing with mouse and keyboard with the sensitivity set as low as possible like he's playing WoW PVP is pretty nauseating all the same.
When he said “Strong attack that’s the only attack I use.” I went into a state of cardiac arrest due to the sheer amount of ass whooping Asmons about to get.
@@raspberrypie1706 tbf of you're a noob vordt is not that easy, I mean he's a lot harder than Taurus demon for example. Now for someone who already beat DS... vordt should be a walk in the park
@@raspberrypie1706 I died to vordt aswell mostly because his dash attack is instant and if you accidently touch the hit box while behind him you die instantly.
45:40 The look on his face. He doesn't lock on target so he can't efficiently circle-step enemies. This is going to be good if chat doesn't spoil it like in DS1.
I refuse to lock on. It just feels weird and wrong at the same time. Only lock on if it’s a flying enemy, and I physically can’t move my camera high enough (ex: Nameless King first phase). Locking on w/ kb&m isn’t always the move.
And the fact that he manages to beat the winged knight, gundyr, the knights AND managed to get the claymore so easily after a few tries and dying a few times is genuinly suprising especially if you compare that gameplay with vordt....
People continue to post anti advice yet hes getting all of his advice from the messages. I literally still can't believe he done a lap and ended up at the first bon fire and legit couldn't wrap his head around it like he was presented with davinci's code, i still don't think he even realises that he went back to the first bonfire
At Vordt he's literally saying I'm not doing enough damage and is one-handing the axe, after he kills him it says to raise the banner and he says I'm not jumping, someone could assume he has cognitive issues, given he's completed 2 souls game... which still has me flabergasted
It makes no sense that he ran right over his souls in the middle of the Vordt arena and didn't pick them up, but immediately on the next attempt he was hyper aware to pick up the 0 souls right next to the wall lmao.
cant explain how the gameplay of Asmon fighting the ravenous crystal lizard at the start of the game is better than anything he showed in the entirety of DS1
yea but dark souls 1 and 3 don't play similar at all, in 3 the main tactic is roll spam and having to learn the no warning moves and often bs mechanics each boss in 3 has, dark souls 3 bosses are more annoying and cheesy then they are truly well designed hard bosses for the most part, some are better than others but most are terrible. At least all the bosses look cooler but beating a boss in 3 is more like "I beat that annoying fuck finally" instead of the other game where its "YESSS finally beat that hard dude"
@@bluexander7575 what are some noob ass wuss? i took on DS1 and 2 and thanks to my experience there DS3 was relatively easy at the beggining. i mean seriously all you need to know to beat vordt is the usual go behind and hit its ass which is applicable in many bosses of the souls series.
Asmongold almost defeats the angelic knight, then dies. On his next try acts stupid and dies quicker (and doesn't even bother to claim the souls) => "I can't defeat this guy..." I must be a masochist to watch this playthrough...
It was funny at the beginning but by the winged knight I'm actually experiencing physical pain. Video is currently paused before he dies the first time, as I consider if this is the first thing I want to go through in 2019.
@ULTIMATEGOOSE Normally I would laugh it off and agree with you, we all know how a first dark souls playthrough can go. But this... this is special. You need to be a special kind of masochist to sit through.
In Dark Souls 3 the invasion system makes it very hard for you to get invaded without a summoned phantom or using the fingers. It pretty much prioritizes everyone, except solo players. I didn't get invaded during ANY of my playthroughs, just because I didn't summon anyone. EDIT: Also password doesn't work on invasions, so it's not like he protected his game. Plus we saw other signs, so that's that.
Poise doesn't do what it does in the original Dark Souls. So he can't face tank everything. I just can't believe he played through the ENTIRE first game and didn't learn about scaling on weapons. It's fucking crazy.
I think at the time he did realize weapons had scaling, it just never stuck in his head and he never had to make use of it because he did the "basically not playing" build.
I played through it and never learned about it until i read the game wiki page. How the fuck are you supposed to know what each letter represents? Or that its even scaling (unless specified) ? I don't recall any NPC talking about scaling and degrees in the game. And i am not gonna sit down and roll out a calculator and a paper and start calculating shit to figure it out. Its something the original should have addressed better.
Yo when he said vordt was one of the hardest bosses I almost cried
For me it was Midir ughhhhhhhh I hate her
@@TheMrgreenblade since when is Midir a "her"
@@HaohmaruHL That's doesn't really matter I guess I just assume it was so. Shira must have said that gender of the dragon and I forgot. That's or I'm thinking of Sister Friede who I had trouble with, but now is one of funnest fights in the game for me.
I can’t imagine someone dying to a Vordt more than one time, he even easier than every tutorial bosses in Souls games
Wait till Midr, Nameless King and Soul Of Cinder(SoC is not hard, but I got nostalgia on second phase always of gwyn theme)
Sees the first enemy in the game:
"Is this a boss?"
01:24:14
3:33:03
Elden Ring...
I mean it's jsut part of the character he makes. I find it fun.
dude, lothrec knight is f hard for a beginner in ds3 because ds1 everything was slow but in ds3 every enemy is fast asf
these games require you to either shield or roll, but this man chooses to do neither
What a god
Felix Brando I roll I’m just not a fan of shield
i roll but throughout the series i never even once used a shield
@@burrito6780 I mean unless you were doing a semi difficult challenge then idk why you wouldnt use a shield at all.
@unknowning unknown I didn't use a shield either, he probably came straight from Bloodborne like I did.
He explored more in the first hour of dark souls 3 than he ever did in all of dark souls 1.
And in all of DS2 lol
@@ZeroHelios46 I wish he played more dark souls 2
@@btk-y1l he finished all of it, but not on his main channel, on his secondary channel where he doesnt talk much
@@AayushSrivastava0307 what his second channel?
@@toparky2470 zachrawr i think its called
Imagine playing through an entire souls game and learning nothing.
Not true, he learned how Poise works only for that knowledge to be useless in this game.
Clearly learned how to read the tutorial messages.
I mean who need poise when you can dodge lol :D
(btw wat happen to Wolf Ring,I didnt come across that in DS3)
@@ceruleant777 casul strap their left pinky tpo L1. Same people who got butthurt when they tried playing bloodborne, lol
When he said the uchi was bad because it had a lower base damage than the battle axe, like his brain is still in WoW mode where bigger numbers are the only thing that matter.
Gameplay starts at 25:54
The character creation was the funniest part though 🤣🤣
Thanks for the time stamp but I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to skip the menu thene
@@bl0ots of course
*enemy dies*
better hit R1 four more times just to be sure
Lol
You mean left click,he was playing with mouse and keyboard xD
Felix Brando everyone do same lol
Elieliz Gnocchi What? You’ve never hit an enemy even if they were dead? Omg that’s crazy
@@gudarai Seriously, I have never seen anyone play with controller
Favorite part: when he goes back to where he started and doesnt realize it. Ever.
This shit was absolutely funny as hell I was like why did he go all the way around lmfao
Like for the 10tg time
Some people do this just to "check every nook and cranny" though
Items and Npcs are hidden in the most strange of places sometimes
@nezkeys79 this is true but with asmound that's giving him to much credit lol jk love the guy
This man is a science experiment. I didn’t know you can beat this game by running around like a psychopath
Doesnt your char pretty much kill everything he comes across? Psychopath enough if you ask me
@@Dargoneth you can't kill the undead
Asmongold: *finds useful item*
Also Asmongold: I don't need it.
"It's garbage. I don't want this"
Asmon: *sees literally any npc*
Still Asmon: “I’m gonna kill him”
Did he just find a useful item… and say he needed it!? 4:12:27
*dies 5019 times* “There’s so much unavoidable damage!”
And then he gets mad that the game doesn't throw loot at him. Or perhaps he wanted an Auction House.
2:01:00 are you serious he literally just got the shortcut and even made it back to the bonfire but because he has literally no situational awareness he doesn't notice
It's so dumb he doesn't notice he'd already gotten that bonfire
😅😅😅
Asmongold: *Breathes*
Chat: GOOGLED ANDY!
I know right, they're so shit that when they see someone with more than 54 braincells play the game they call him a cheater LULW
Sreyerbri granted he has 78 iq himself
1:47:03 But this was really weird. He ran straight to the hollow and killed him quickly, preventing him from transform ... how did he know that?
@@kayqueelson1761 I don't know, if I saw a hollow ready to do some sus bazingas I'd most likely destroy it before it tries anything. Even if Asmongold did by any chance did google anything it was not enough to really change anything.
@@kayqueelson1761 id imagine when they spammed it the first time that was a pre clear indication that he was doing something right
0 death and 0 dmg taken as expected from the dark souls god asmongold
Wow powerful
google god
78
more like 0 hits and 0 death dealt lol
pyatig How tf do you deal death
@@lorcanzo2498 I don't know why I laughed at this so hard
Dark Souls 3 is my favourite game of all time and i cannot tell you how much i appreciate these vods, thank you so much.
Same, I keep coming back to watch this! I recommend FightinCowboy aswell for some Dark Souls!
Great game very bad player
@kukarin any time I start to wonder it I suck at darksouls I come watch these 😅
Asmon "222 + 114 is less than 333 so I should make my weapon raw while still not knowing about scaling even though I finished DS1" gold
@heman it's not a joke per se, you had to be on the stream or catch it in this video to know, which the guy above you did not
WHAT???? 336 IS MORE THAN 333???? HE LOST 3 POINTS??? HE TOTALLY RUINED THE WEAPON, HE CAN'T USE SHRIVING STONE!!! I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I'M MAD
@@graviler2514 He doesn't understand scaling, so he wouldn't use the shriving stone.
You forget that Asmongold only beat DS1 by relying on poise and R2s
@@JamesBFD so? The 1st time I beat it I abused shields and parrying. Chill man
McCuck: "Do you really think I'd lie to you and mess up your entire run?"
....refer to every time he opened his mouth during the DS1 run
Mccucks powertrip was yikes as well
2 Large McCucks with a side of silly fries.
Who even is the guy talking to Asmongold And why are they even talking? Can Somebody please explain?
@Dick Kickem Thank you!
@Dick Kickem it's great people didn't start to troll me immediately, appreciate the help!
The fact that he beat dark souls is fucking amazing
Seriously you know that took hard work 🤣🤣🤣
I am surprised that he managed to beat the game while barely dodging
McConnell made him giant dad.
2:29:59 was comedy gold with the boss music
Some guys can playthrough the game before others even create their characters, I love it.
Also he pretty much recreated Ice poseidon, I don't think that was international because if it was he is a genious.
He changed it to Putin
*Looks at ground* Asmongold: iS tHiS a BoSs?
Even tho you’re basically talking to yourself, I feel like I’m part of this convo! :)
I don't suffer from motion sickness...but watching him jerkily jolt the camera the way he is doing by playing with mouse and keyboard with the sensitivity set as low as possible like he's playing WoW PVP is pretty nauseating all the same.
It mostly looks like that if your using mouse and keyboard - it’d be a different story if he used a controller - or if he chose to lock on but eh
I love how Asmon leveled up in an adventure RPG. Those weapons requiring dex really came in handy.
'This is a no hit run'
*Immediately gets hit*
this was a fat roll run
@@beussta i dont even remember commenting this. I was 17 at the time, I'm 21 now. Crazy
@@luko4524 time is a bitch ^^ (im 45 yo today, my 21 was like yesterday :/ )
@@luko4524 y'all got old 💀
it's so over for us vros.@@luko4524
When he dies he looks genuinely confused at why it just happened 🤣 🤣
i died inside when he didn’t pick up his 5k souls back then died to vordt in like 30 seconds
The character creation he does for this never gets old 😂
It usually takes 15 presses of the right arrow key to key from a death at Vordt to him getting back to Vordt.
"You and your camera died" "This is one of the harder bosses in ds3" this is why i love mcconnell
Asmongold: *Dies*
Chat: ACTING ANDY, ACTING!
"How do i equip an item?"
"Choose "equip""
"Allright, thanks"
WTF Asmon, you ever played a video game before? oO
It's DSP all over again
@@jamesfield1674 almost forgot about that guy lol
When he said “Strong attack that’s the only attack I use.” I went into a state of cardiac arrest due to the sheer amount of ass whooping Asmons about to get.
I've re-watched this entire stream almost every 3 months
Funny parts
2:49:50
3:05:55
3:42:30
4:10:13
4:22:15
4:30:00
4:30:16
5:38:15
Deaths for boss until win
2 deaths - gundyr 47:25
11 deaths - vordt 2:55:00
4 deaths (mini boss) - fast slinging frost boy 4:35:20
3 deaths - greatwood 5:13:15
Pin
4:17:15
He said pontiff is gonna be amazing and I was instantly committed to watching this whole disaster
"there's an invisible wall here"
*hits it and nothing happens*
"ok, lets go over here"
When did chat turn into normies who don't understand memes, sarcasm or jokes? FeelsBadMan
His chat always looks like that
I dont blame him for ignoring the chat most of the time. i would too lol
rupptyyy ^^
Corrupted is watching the bald man holy shit pog
Probably the government discovered twitch in covid and decided it's too free 🤒
Second time watching over this and I love his playthrough, inspires me a lot.
I hate to say it ... but he actually did pretty good on gundyr. better than I expected. LUL
Yes of course he did. Because he already played the game at a friends house before!
I expected him to shot it
Then he fuckig embarrassed himself by dying to vordt.
Fucking vordt is this game's pinwheel.
@@raspberrypie1706 tbf of you're a noob vordt is not that easy, I mean he's a lot harder than Taurus demon for example.
Now for someone who already beat DS... vordt should be a walk in the park
@@raspberrypie1706 I died to vordt aswell mostly because his dash attack is instant and if you accidently touch the hit box while behind him you die instantly.
“Do you wanna fight in battle? Fuck no. You don’t even wanna be around this person at all” I’m crying laughing
Everyone mocking Asmon for struggling against Vordt but look at what he did to the great Crystal Lizard in the tutorial.
Yah that was good shit
And Vordt is much, much easier.
It's turn based combat how can u fail
@@egor9603I never realized the Souls games were turn based.
@@h0nkey4life06 u let the enemy hit, then u roll and attack, repeat until he ded
Just wait till he fights champion gundyr....lol
That going to be artorias fight all over again lol
that's assuming he explores and finds the area
@@v2099 True, but I believe his fans and Mcconell will help guide him to every boss fight.
@@cm9736 from what i can tell mcconell is helping him partially. then again... i do enjoy watching pure str builds go up against nameless
@@v2099 oooh boy it's going to be so funny
45:40 The look on his face. He doesn't lock on target so he can't efficiently circle-step enemies. This is going to be good if chat doesn't spoil it like in DS1.
I refuse to lock on. It just feels weird and wrong at the same time. Only lock on if it’s a flying enemy, and I physically can’t move my camera high enough (ex: Nameless King first phase). Locking on w/ kb&m isn’t always the move.
When he didnt pick up his souls for no reason, it felt like a gut punch
"I don't parry"
Pontiff wants to know your location
@TheRealPrinceLothric wants to know your location
Asmon made his character into the happy merchant meme
I can't wait till he goes to the ringed city...
@@DumbassJudgeman nah i think he just would say it's terrible lmao
@@DaleWillFail archers would nail him 1 too many times
Asmongold: struggling on vordt
Me thinking about midir, nameless king, and the demon prince: oh neptune
Pontiff 😰
Friede: “menacing nun laughter”
@@wavedeloco Hi :D
Champ gundyr: PATHETIC
And the fact that he manages to beat the winged knight, gundyr, the knights AND managed to get the claymore so easily after a few tries and dying a few times is genuinly suprising especially if you compare that gameplay with vordt....
I have never seen anyone as lucky as asmon in their first playthrough
“Parrying doesn’t matter”-Asmongold before PvP in DS3.
It's not required. U can win without parrying.
@@amuro9624 you can win yes but pvp parrying is a useful move
I refuse to parry, and if I’m invaded…instant alt+f4.
He drinks so much soda he forgot how to drink water LOL.
Mcconnell always make Asmongold's stream even more entertaining. Big MVP.
So if we don't take in account all those hits n' stuff....
This was a solid no-hit run
If we don't take into account other people I'd say this was the fastest vordt speedrun to date
47:57 Ah yes... The true final boss...
*Water bottle*
Dragon rot lol
"Man thinks he's a god because he hits R1 5 times in a row"
I like how asmongold is dying for one hour after drinking water. Like his whole body is rejecting it.
People continue to post anti advice yet hes getting all of his advice from the messages. I literally still can't believe he done a lap and ended up at the first bon fire and legit couldn't wrap his head around it like he was presented with davinci's code, i still don't think he even realises that he went back to the first bonfire
47:55 that moment when his IQ truly shows and it’s difficult to think and drink water at the same time
This guy spent 5 minutes trying to equip a fucking firebomb
I had this on in the background while playing Elden Ring. My name is Tanner and suddenly hearing McConnell yelling "Summon Tanner!" was so trippy
I do the same thing bro. Glad to know I’m not the only one. I tripped when I heard it to. 😂
This guys iq is impressive
.....ly low
That's a Kapp and a half
Yeah... 1
@@Stookoonga 1 iq? Pffft... he has -60 iq, he literally has the spacial awareness of a f**king dodo bird.
i think he thinks equipping a shield increases base defense and that weapon attack is the base of how good the weapon is as a whole...
Colby Boucher well, i think we shouldn’t tell him that. Maybe someday he will understand that
@@colbyboucher6391 People are telling him what to do ALL THE TIME, HE JUST DOESNT READ SHIT
At Vordt he's literally saying I'm not doing enough damage and is one-handing the axe, after he kills him it says to raise the banner and he says I'm not jumping, someone could assume he has cognitive issues, given he's completed 2 souls game... which still has me flabergasted
It makes no sense that he ran right over his souls in the middle of the Vordt arena and didn't pick them up, but immediately on the next attempt he was hyper aware to pick up the 0 souls right next to the wall lmao.
cant explain how the gameplay of Asmon fighting the ravenous crystal lizard at the start of the game is better than anything he showed in the entirety of DS1
04:13:45
"See? Its gonna be a no hit run - I don't hit.
I mean, I don't get hit"
😂 Couldnt stop laughing. Priceless dude
Good job on that first crystal beast, I can imagine the excitement and rush you had..
Holy shit, imagine actually being stuck on the second boss for this long when you already beat a souls game before this.
yea but dark souls 1 and 3 don't play similar at all, in 3 the main tactic is roll spam and having to learn the no warning moves and often bs mechanics each boss in 3 has, dark souls 3 bosses are more annoying and cheesy then they are truly well designed hard bosses for the most part, some are better than others but most are terrible. At least all the bosses look cooler but beating a boss in 3 is more like "I beat that annoying fuck finally" instead of the other game where its "YESSS finally beat that hard dude"
@@bluexander7575 BS
@@bluexander7575 I agree with @cheesyspace. You're talking bullshit.
@@bluexander7575 what are some noob ass wuss? i took on DS1 and 2 and thanks to my experience there DS3 was relatively easy at the beggining. i mean seriously all you need to know to beat vordt is the usual go behind and hit its ass which is applicable in many bosses of the souls series.
I'm glad you said if you already beat a souls game because 3 was my first and I died to Vordt like 9 times lol
“Why can’t I beat this boss”
- is fat rolling
-doesn’t roll
- spawns at a far away bonfire
I really liked Seeing him playing other games than WOW
Really wish a full VOD list like this existed of X’s second play through. The whole middle isn’t on RUclips anywhere sadly
Already missing out on the message prompts on the ground. Off to a good start it seems.
Asmongold almost defeats the angelic knight, then dies. On his next try acts stupid and dies quicker (and doesn't even bother to claim the souls) => "I can't defeat this guy..."
I must be a masochist to watch this playthrough...
It was funny at the beginning but by the winged knight I'm actually experiencing physical pain. Video is currently paused before he dies the first time, as I consider if this is the first thing I want to go through in 2019.
@ch1dd You know you need your masochistic fix, watch it! watch it I say!!
@ULTIMATEGOOSE Normally I would laugh it off and agree with you, we all know how a first dark souls playthrough can go. But this... this is special. You need to be a special kind of masochist to sit through.
Or a sadist...
"I wasted my souls putting them into vigor"
Proceeds to put next three levels into vigor
🤦♂️
cant w8 to seee gim stuck on pontiff for 4 days
Doesn't bother reading descriptions or looking at requirements. Is shocked when he can't use the Uchigatana.
Also, comments telling him exactly what's going on ... ignores them.
he can use it, he just didn't know that 2-hand it halve the stat requirement, despite he often 2-hand the weapon.
@@exppresso ... no, two-handing stuff only lets you do that with the str requirement, it has no effect on dex.
exppresso two handing does not halve the stat req I don’t think. That was only for ds1. I’m 99% sure at least.
@@1uup10 two hand increases your str by 50%
You didn’t need black eyes to make me afraid.
1:16:45
*Kills a guy*
Asmon: "AAAh, that was a bad idea"
Also Asmon: *Proceeds to kill another one*
that feeling that you beat ds1 and ds2 and u meet Nameless king in ds3.....
it's absolutely insane how he has learned nothing from his dark souls run. Still not reading, still running everywhere like a headless chicken.
The ending is golden irony, as he proceeds to play CRAB SOULS 4 years later
Lol when he went to take a smooth sip of the water then started choking! 😹
When
After he killed gundyr
instant karma
Still kills me, every time a new enemy appears he was like "Ah! Shit!"
"i've beaten dark souls 1....it was easy" queue all the scenes and hours of dying and failure from his past videos.
6 hours of dying to artorias, I usually never skip vods but man... that was too painful to watch.
Corrupted Artorias is one of my fave bosses tbh
I love the way he attacks and moves
Also hai Corrupted :v
"I don't know if I can do this anymore"
After all that he doesn't even loot the winged knight?!!! This has to be an act
Bruh that guy saying vordt was a hard boss 😭😭😭😭😂
when asmon crossed the field with the giant throwing spears, he started playing really well.
Hahahahaha no
Finished watching your stream of souls 1 and now I’m watching this, you’ve come a long way my friend GGs.
No….no he hasn’t lmao
In Dark Souls 3 the invasion system makes it very hard for you to get invaded without a summoned phantom or using the fingers. It pretty much prioritizes everyone, except solo players. I didn't get invaded during ANY of my playthroughs, just because I didn't summon anyone.
EDIT: Also password doesn't work on invasions, so it's not like he protected his game. Plus we saw other signs, so that's that.
I got invaded yesterday for the first time and i have never summoned anyone either.
I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's rare
Poise doesn't do what it does in the original Dark Souls. So he can't face tank everything. I just can't believe he played through the ENTIRE first game and didn't learn about scaling on weapons. It's fucking crazy.
Also didn't pickup on the fact that a weapon won't show it's true damage unless you have the stats to equip it
Can't face tank this game which is one of the reasons why i wanted him to do BB next but this will do
I think at the time he did realize weapons had scaling, it just never stuck in his head and he never had to make use of it because he did the "basically not playing" build.
I played through it and never learned about it until i read the game wiki page. How the fuck are you supposed to know what each letter represents? Or that its even scaling (unless specified) ? I don't recall any NPC talking about scaling and degrees in the game. And i am not gonna sit down and roll out a calculator and a paper and start calculating shit to figure it out. Its something the original should have addressed better.
never seen someone beat the whole souls games with just brute force.
That nose finna cleave someone in half
The confusion starting when he threw that first firebomb 1:39:21 had me dying the whole time
The amount of times he hit escape then clicked inventory expecting a different result is the definition of insanity
I can't believe he played a souls game before
His brain is so damaged from playing WOW for years that he is clueless about other games.
asmongold: i told you i was good at this game
asmongold looking at the first enemy: is this a boss?
Legit impressive he killed the first crystal beast 1 shot
When Udex Gundyr is so hard for you that your body forgets how to take in water and you need a minute to recover from the mental and physical strain.
my favourite part is when he nevers resets the elevator so he doesn't have to pull the lever everytime
it's funny how the character looks like him
lol just the character creation part had me in stitches
I laughed so hard at his hair explanations then a unibrow hahaha
Calling 911 nearly died from several hours of lung-wrenching laughter
my favorite part is when he looks at the cleric and says "sounds like trash."
There's an 80% chance he even remembers enemies drop loot before he skirts off, 50% chance he picks it up even if its right in front of his face