Asmongold's First Stream of Dark Souls 3 | FULL VOD

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @whatbank
    @whatbank 6 лет назад +2011

    Yo when he said vordt was one of the hardest bosses I almost cried

    • @TheMrgreenblade
      @TheMrgreenblade 6 лет назад +38

      For me it was Midir ughhhhhhhh I hate her

    • @HaohmaruHL
      @HaohmaruHL 6 лет назад +125

      @@TheMrgreenblade since when is Midir a "her"

    • @TheMrgreenblade
      @TheMrgreenblade 6 лет назад +20

      @@HaohmaruHL That's doesn't really matter I guess I just assume it was so. Shira must have said that gender of the dragon and I forgot. That's or I'm thinking of Sister Friede who I had trouble with, but now is one of funnest fights in the game for me.

    • @kapowertag9616
      @kapowertag9616 6 лет назад +133

      I can’t imagine someone dying to a Vordt more than one time, he even easier than every tutorial bosses in Souls games

    • @namelessking8914
      @namelessking8914 6 лет назад +40

      Wait till Midr, Nameless King and Soul Of Cinder(SoC is not hard, but I got nostalgia on second phase always of gwyn theme)

  • @lowellfulmer2425
    @lowellfulmer2425 5 лет назад +1094

    Sees the first enemy in the game:
    "Is this a boss?"

    • @HughSelwynMauberley
      @HughSelwynMauberley 4 года назад +41

      01:24:14

    • @minecraftmaster12245
      @minecraftmaster12245 3 года назад +21

      3:33:03

    • @charaznable8072
      @charaznable8072 8 месяцев назад +1

      Elden Ring...

    • @shadouxg7150
      @shadouxg7150 7 месяцев назад +2

      I mean it's jsut part of the character he makes. I find it fun.

    • @GAMER-vk1ql
      @GAMER-vk1ql 6 месяцев назад +1

      dude, lothrec knight is f hard for a beginner in ds3 because ds1 everything was slow but in ds3 every enemy is fast asf

  • @felixbrando4988
    @felixbrando4988 6 лет назад +1725

    these games require you to either shield or roll, but this man chooses to do neither

    • @hoangvv14-vuviethoang71
      @hoangvv14-vuviethoang71 6 лет назад +135

      What a god

    • @goliathgamez3851
      @goliathgamez3851 5 лет назад +21

      Felix Brando I roll I’m just not a fan of shield

    • @burrito6780
      @burrito6780 5 лет назад +20

      i roll but throughout the series i never even once used a shield

    • @gsilvy4k570
      @gsilvy4k570 5 лет назад +30

      @@burrito6780 I mean unless you were doing a semi difficult challenge then idk why you wouldnt use a shield at all.

    • @cockernugget48
      @cockernugget48 5 лет назад +19

      @unknowning unknown I didn't use a shield either, he probably came straight from Bloodborne like I did.

  • @bj1894
    @bj1894 6 лет назад +344

    He explored more in the first hour of dark souls 3 than he ever did in all of dark souls 1.

    • @ZeroHelios46
      @ZeroHelios46 4 года назад +7

      And in all of DS2 lol

    • @btk-y1l
      @btk-y1l 3 года назад +9

      @@ZeroHelios46 I wish he played more dark souls 2

    • @AayushSrivastava0307
      @AayushSrivastava0307 3 года назад +12

      @@btk-y1l he finished all of it, but not on his main channel, on his secondary channel where he doesnt talk much

    • @toparky2470
      @toparky2470 3 года назад +1

      @@AayushSrivastava0307 what his second channel?

    • @NotRyan96
      @NotRyan96 3 года назад +2

      @@toparky2470 zachrawr i think its called

  • @ajbernhard
    @ajbernhard 6 лет назад +2519

    Imagine playing through an entire souls game and learning nothing.

    • @SeruraRenge11
      @SeruraRenge11 6 лет назад +454

      Not true, he learned how Poise works only for that knowledge to be useless in this game.

    • @gabrielt.harris8885
      @gabrielt.harris8885 6 лет назад +201

      Clearly learned how to read the tutorial messages.

    • @ceruleant777
      @ceruleant777 6 лет назад +51

      I mean who need poise when you can dodge lol :D
      (btw wat happen to Wolf Ring,I didnt come across that in DS3)

    • @HaohmaruHL
      @HaohmaruHL 6 лет назад +14

      @@ceruleant777 casul strap their left pinky tpo L1. Same people who got butthurt when they tried playing bloodborne, lol

    • @raspberrypie1706
      @raspberrypie1706 6 лет назад +177

      When he said the uchi was bad because it had a lower base damage than the battle axe, like his brain is still in WoW mode where bigger numbers are the only thing that matter.

  • @DustyyBoi
    @DustyyBoi 6 лет назад +209

    Gameplay starts at 25:54

    • @Λυκάων
      @Λυκάων 3 года назад +13

      The character creation was the funniest part though 🤣🤣

    • @bl0ots
      @bl0ots Год назад +6

      Thanks for the time stamp but I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to skip the menu thene

    • @DustyyBoi
      @DustyyBoi Год назад +3

      @@bl0ots of course

  • @felixbrando4988
    @felixbrando4988 6 лет назад +431

    *enemy dies*
    better hit R1 four more times just to be sure

    • @Yeshua_is-Cool
      @Yeshua_is-Cool 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @gudarai
      @gudarai 5 лет назад +15

      You mean left click,he was playing with mouse and keyboard xD

    • @raph4106
      @raph4106 5 лет назад +2

      Felix Brando everyone do same lol

    • @lorcanzo2498
      @lorcanzo2498 4 года назад +3

      Elieliz Gnocchi What? You’ve never hit an enemy even if they were dead? Omg that’s crazy

    • @TashiTenzin_
      @TashiTenzin_ 4 года назад +4

      @@gudarai Seriously, I have never seen anyone play with controller

  • @vorpfriendly7574
    @vorpfriendly7574 6 лет назад +292

    Favorite part: when he goes back to where he started and doesnt realize it. Ever.

    • @bloodastro8393
      @bloodastro8393 3 года назад +10

      This shit was absolutely funny as hell I was like why did he go all the way around lmfao

    • @mOwOhib
      @mOwOhib 11 месяцев назад +1

      Like for the 10tg time

    • @nezkeys79
      @nezkeys79 9 месяцев назад +1

      Some people do this just to "check every nook and cranny" though
      Items and Npcs are hidden in the most strange of places sometimes

    • @helio68
      @helio68 4 месяца назад

      ​@nezkeys79 this is true but with asmound that's giving him to much credit lol jk love the guy

  • @davidalexander9240
    @davidalexander9240 2 года назад +189

    This man is a science experiment. I didn’t know you can beat this game by running around like a psychopath

    • @Dargoneth
      @Dargoneth Год назад +3

      Doesnt your char pretty much kill everything he comes across? Psychopath enough if you ask me

    • @TheRhalf
      @TheRhalf Год назад +7

      @@Dargoneth you can't kill the undead

  • @DaleWillFail
    @DaleWillFail 5 лет назад +169

    Asmongold: *finds useful item*
    Also Asmongold: I don't need it.

    • @Eogard
      @Eogard 3 года назад +10

      "It's garbage. I don't want this"

    • @krustytheclown2627
      @krustytheclown2627 3 года назад +1

      Asmon: *sees literally any npc*
      Still Asmon: “I’m gonna kill him”

    • @krustytheclown2627
      @krustytheclown2627 3 года назад

      Did he just find a useful item… and say he needed it!? 4:12:27

    • @theharvinator
      @theharvinator 3 года назад

      *dies 5019 times* “There’s so much unavoidable damage!”

    • @Amonny
      @Amonny 2 года назад +1

      And then he gets mad that the game doesn't throw loot at him. Or perhaps he wanted an Auction House.

  • @ridespirals
    @ridespirals 4 года назад +86

    2:01:00 are you serious he literally just got the shortcut and even made it back to the bonfire but because he has literally no situational awareness he doesn't notice

    • @MarvinMonroe
      @MarvinMonroe 3 года назад +8

      It's so dumb he doesn't notice he'd already gotten that bonfire

    • @helio68
      @helio68 4 месяца назад

      😅😅😅

  • @senpaikaroo
    @senpaikaroo 5 лет назад +161

    Asmongold: *Breathes*
    Chat: GOOGLED ANDY!

    • @sreyerbri7469
      @sreyerbri7469 4 года назад +15

      I know right, they're so shit that when they see someone with more than 54 braincells play the game they call him a cheater LULW

    • @mabh1967
      @mabh1967 4 года назад +4

      Sreyerbri granted he has 78 iq himself

    • @kayqueelson1761
      @kayqueelson1761 4 года назад +4

      1:47:03 But this was really weird. He ran straight to the hollow and killed him quickly, preventing him from transform ... how did he know that?

    • @senpaikaroo
      @senpaikaroo 4 года назад +12

      @@kayqueelson1761 I don't know, if I saw a hollow ready to do some sus bazingas I'd most likely destroy it before it tries anything. Even if Asmongold did by any chance did google anything it was not enough to really change anything.

    • @Velio88
      @Velio88 4 года назад +1

      @@kayqueelson1761 id imagine when they spammed it the first time that was a pre clear indication that he was doing something right

  • @seb9995
    @seb9995 6 лет назад +287

    0 death and 0 dmg taken as expected from the dark souls god asmongold
    Wow powerful

    • @transhawk1612
      @transhawk1612 6 лет назад +6

      google god

    • @saschamirkvic9470
      @saschamirkvic9470 6 лет назад

      78

    • @pyatig
      @pyatig 6 лет назад +4

      more like 0 hits and 0 death dealt lol

    • @lorcanzo2498
      @lorcanzo2498 4 года назад +4

      pyatig How tf do you deal death

    • @PotatoPL-
      @PotatoPL- 4 года назад +2

      @@lorcanzo2498 I don't know why I laughed at this so hard

  • @rockstar-made
    @rockstar-made 4 года назад +94

    Dark Souls 3 is my favourite game of all time and i cannot tell you how much i appreciate these vods, thank you so much.

    • @jackenjessee3294
      @jackenjessee3294 4 года назад +13

      Same, I keep coming back to watch this! I recommend FightinCowboy aswell for some Dark Souls!

    • @randfarris6064
      @randfarris6064 Год назад +4

      Great game very bad player

    • @dogman9657
      @dogman9657 Год назад +2

      ​@kukarin any time I start to wonder it I suck at darksouls I come watch these 😅

  • @Overphased
    @Overphased 6 лет назад +221

    Asmon "222 + 114 is less than 333 so I should make my weapon raw while still not knowing about scaling even though I finished DS1" gold

    • @Overphased
      @Overphased 6 лет назад +2

      @heman it's not a joke per se, you had to be on the stream or catch it in this video to know, which the guy above you did not

    • @graviler2514
      @graviler2514 6 лет назад +16

      WHAT???? 336 IS MORE THAN 333???? HE LOST 3 POINTS??? HE TOTALLY RUINED THE WEAPON, HE CAN'T USE SHRIVING STONE!!! I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I'M MAD

    • @joshuagross3151
      @joshuagross3151 6 лет назад +28

      @@graviler2514 He doesn't understand scaling, so he wouldn't use the shriving stone.

    • @JamesBFD
      @JamesBFD 4 года назад +7

      You forget that Asmongold only beat DS1 by relying on poise and R2s

    • @Overphased
      @Overphased 4 года назад +4

      @@JamesBFD so? The 1st time I beat it I abused shields and parrying. Chill man

  • @joshuathompson2404
    @joshuathompson2404 6 лет назад +309

    McCuck: "Do you really think I'd lie to you and mess up your entire run?"
    ....refer to every time he opened his mouth during the DS1 run

    • @mikabakker1
      @mikabakker1 5 лет назад +24

      Mccucks powertrip was yikes as well

    • @sorberus3139
      @sorberus3139 5 лет назад +7

      2 Large McCucks with a side of silly fries.

    • @localshowershitter3844
      @localshowershitter3844 4 года назад +10

      Who even is the guy talking to Asmongold And why are they even talking? Can Somebody please explain?

    • @localshowershitter3844
      @localshowershitter3844 4 года назад +2

      @Dick Kickem Thank you!

    • @localshowershitter3844
      @localshowershitter3844 4 года назад +1

      @Dick Kickem it's great people didn't start to troll me immediately, appreciate the help!

  • @robjohanson9963
    @robjohanson9963 6 лет назад +132

    The fact that he beat dark souls is fucking amazing

    • @xNeOnBoMbSaUcEx
      @xNeOnBoMbSaUcEx 2 года назад +5

      Seriously you know that took hard work 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Fiddy.
      @Fiddy. 2 года назад +6

      I am surprised that he managed to beat the game while barely dodging

    • @OD91MJ
      @OD91MJ Год назад +3

      McConnell made him giant dad.

  • @randomizer_god
    @randomizer_god 3 года назад +68

    2:29:59 was comedy gold with the boss music

  • @MacDaniboi
    @MacDaniboi 6 лет назад +120

    Some guys can playthrough the game before others even create their characters, I love it.

    • @MacDaniboi
      @MacDaniboi 6 лет назад +12

      Also he pretty much recreated Ice poseidon, I don't think that was international because if it was he is a genious.

    • @MacDaniboi
      @MacDaniboi 6 лет назад +6

      He changed it to Putin

    • @MacDaniboi
      @MacDaniboi 6 лет назад +7

      *Looks at ground* Asmongold: iS tHiS a BoSs?

    • @preds43
      @preds43 3 года назад +16

      Even tho you’re basically talking to yourself, I feel like I’m part of this convo! :)

  • @smward87
    @smward87 6 лет назад +145

    I don't suffer from motion sickness...but watching him jerkily jolt the camera the way he is doing by playing with mouse and keyboard with the sensitivity set as low as possible like he's playing WoW PVP is pretty nauseating all the same.

    • @lukexavier9770
      @lukexavier9770 4 года назад +4

      It mostly looks like that if your using mouse and keyboard - it’d be a different story if he used a controller - or if he chose to lock on but eh

  • @kylen9954
    @kylen9954 Год назад +13

    I love how Asmon leveled up in an adventure RPG. Those weapons requiring dex really came in handy.

  • @luko4524
    @luko4524 6 лет назад +170

    'This is a no hit run'
    *Immediately gets hit*

    • @beussta
      @beussta Год назад +1

      this was a fat roll run

    • @luko4524
      @luko4524 Год назад +2

      @@beussta i dont even remember commenting this. I was 17 at the time, I'm 21 now. Crazy

    • @beussta
      @beussta Год назад +2

      @@luko4524 time is a bitch ^^ (im 45 yo today, my 21 was like yesterday :/ )

    • @blackbat908
      @blackbat908 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@luko4524 y'all got old 💀

    • @ChuggyMusic
      @ChuggyMusic 10 месяцев назад

      it's so over for us vros.@@luko4524

  • @mist7628
    @mist7628 4 года назад +70

    When he dies he looks genuinely confused at why it just happened 🤣 🤣

  • @friede1595
    @friede1595 4 года назад +27

    i died inside when he didn’t pick up his 5k souls back then died to vordt in like 30 seconds

  • @SolasComposer
    @SolasComposer 2 года назад +10

    The character creation he does for this never gets old 😂

  • @ryansz91
    @ryansz91 5 лет назад +21

    It usually takes 15 presses of the right arrow key to key from a death at Vordt to him getting back to Vordt.

  • @Rwnholbrookisaboss
    @Rwnholbrookisaboss 5 лет назад +75

    "You and your camera died" "This is one of the harder bosses in ds3" this is why i love mcconnell

  • @senpaikaroo
    @senpaikaroo 5 лет назад +26

    Asmongold: *Dies*
    Chat: ACTING ANDY, ACTING!

  • @siegfriedschmitz5260
    @siegfriedschmitz5260 5 лет назад +199

    "How do i equip an item?"
    "Choose "equip""
    "Allright, thanks"
    WTF Asmon, you ever played a video game before? oO

    • @jamesfield1674
      @jamesfield1674 5 лет назад +6

      It's DSP all over again

    • @Yoruharu
      @Yoruharu 4 года назад

      @@jamesfield1674 almost forgot about that guy lol

  • @praisethesunstudios7931
    @praisethesunstudios7931 3 года назад +50

    When he said “Strong attack that’s the only attack I use.” I went into a state of cardiac arrest due to the sheer amount of ass whooping Asmons about to get.

  • @dominicmancuso9330
    @dominicmancuso9330 3 года назад +21

    I've re-watched this entire stream almost every 3 months

  • @ryankuna
    @ryankuna 4 года назад +12

    Funny parts
    2:49:50
    3:05:55
    3:42:30
    4:10:13
    4:22:15
    4:30:00
    4:30:16
    5:38:15
    Deaths for boss until win
    2 deaths - gundyr 47:25
    11 deaths - vordt 2:55:00
    4 deaths (mini boss) - fast slinging frost boy 4:35:20
    3 deaths - greatwood 5:13:15

  • @anierikidemona
    @anierikidemona 4 года назад +22

    He said pontiff is gonna be amazing and I was instantly committed to watching this whole disaster

  • @LinusE
    @LinusE 4 года назад +17

    "there's an invisible wall here"
    *hits it and nothing happens*
    "ok, lets go over here"

  • @Corrupted
    @Corrupted 5 лет назад +262

    When did chat turn into normies who don't understand memes, sarcasm or jokes? FeelsBadMan

    • @Innes1
      @Innes1 4 года назад +22

      His chat always looks like that

    • @Chron880
      @Chron880 4 года назад +40

      I dont blame him for ignoring the chat most of the time. i would too lol

    • @Hydra-et8oo
      @Hydra-et8oo 4 года назад +1

      rupptyyy ^^

    • @darlangard3982
      @darlangard3982 4 года назад

      Corrupted is watching the bald man holy shit pog

    • @alexrichter1362
      @alexrichter1362 3 года назад

      Probably the government discovered twitch in covid and decided it's too free 🤒

  • @MedievalLofi
    @MedievalLofi 2 года назад +4

    Second time watching over this and I love his playthrough, inspires me a lot.

  • @Kill3rCze
    @Kill3rCze 6 лет назад +259

    I hate to say it ... but he actually did pretty good on gundyr. better than I expected. LUL

    • @hereticgrim
      @hereticgrim 6 лет назад +16

      Yes of course he did. Because he already played the game at a friends house before!

    • @FimbongBass
      @FimbongBass 6 лет назад +1

      I expected him to shot it

    • @raspberrypie1706
      @raspberrypie1706 6 лет назад +35

      Then he fuckig embarrassed himself by dying to vordt.
      Fucking vordt is this game's pinwheel.

    • @Morden97
      @Morden97 6 лет назад +64

      @@raspberrypie1706 tbf of you're a noob vordt is not that easy, I mean he's a lot harder than Taurus demon for example.
      Now for someone who already beat DS... vordt should be a walk in the park

    • @Kill3rCze
      @Kill3rCze 6 лет назад +9

      @@raspberrypie1706 I died to vordt aswell mostly because his dash attack is instant and if you accidently touch the hit box while behind him you die instantly.

  • @sub-zero5098
    @sub-zero5098 5 лет назад +9

    “Do you wanna fight in battle? Fuck no. You don’t even wanna be around this person at all” I’m crying laughing

  • @Biyn_acc2
    @Biyn_acc2 3 года назад +76

    Everyone mocking Asmon for struggling against Vordt but look at what he did to the great Crystal Lizard in the tutorial.

    • @bloodastro8393
      @bloodastro8393 3 года назад +7

      Yah that was good shit

    • @imaginarystranger1974
      @imaginarystranger1974 Год назад +1

      And Vordt is much, much easier.

    • @egor9603
      @egor9603 Год назад +6

      It's turn based combat how can u fail

    • @h0nkey4life06
      @h0nkey4life06 Год назад +2

      ​@@egor9603I never realized the Souls games were turn based.

    • @egor9603
      @egor9603 Год назад +15

      @@h0nkey4life06 u let the enemy hit, then u roll and attack, repeat until he ded

  • @cm9736
    @cm9736 6 лет назад +138

    Just wait till he fights champion gundyr....lol

    • @namelessking5413
      @namelessking5413 6 лет назад +8

      That going to be artorias fight all over again lol

    • @v2099
      @v2099 6 лет назад +41

      that's assuming he explores and finds the area

    • @cm9736
      @cm9736 6 лет назад +7

      @@v2099 True, but I believe his fans and Mcconell will help guide him to every boss fight.

    • @v2099
      @v2099 6 лет назад +3

      @@cm9736 from what i can tell mcconell is helping him partially. then again... i do enjoy watching pure str builds go up against nameless

    • @lucastinoco4957
      @lucastinoco4957 6 лет назад

      @@v2099 oooh boy it's going to be so funny

  • @VaporSulla
    @VaporSulla 6 лет назад +34

    45:40 The look on his face. He doesn't lock on target so he can't efficiently circle-step enemies. This is going to be good if chat doesn't spoil it like in DS1.

    • @RequireHealing1764
      @RequireHealing1764 9 месяцев назад

      I refuse to lock on. It just feels weird and wrong at the same time. Only lock on if it’s a flying enemy, and I physically can’t move my camera high enough (ex: Nameless King first phase). Locking on w/ kb&m isn’t always the move.

  • @meandeverything9513
    @meandeverything9513 Год назад +8

    When he didnt pick up his souls for no reason, it felt like a gut punch

  • @DioGenes1943
    @DioGenes1943 3 года назад +6

    "I don't parry"
    Pontiff wants to know your location

    • @digital7779
      @digital7779 3 года назад +1

      @TheRealPrinceLothric wants to know your location

  • @raspberrypie1706
    @raspberrypie1706 6 лет назад +72

    Asmon made his character into the happy merchant meme

  • @constipation4650
    @constipation4650 6 лет назад +42

    I can't wait till he goes to the ringed city...

    • @DaleWillFail
      @DaleWillFail 5 лет назад +4

      @@DumbassJudgeman nah i think he just would say it's terrible lmao

    • @proofessor8062
      @proofessor8062 4 года назад +3

      @@DaleWillFail archers would nail him 1 too many times

  • @wavedeloco
    @wavedeloco 3 года назад +52

    Asmongold: struggling on vordt
    Me thinking about midir, nameless king, and the demon prince: oh neptune

  • @bionitrixxbtx581
    @bionitrixxbtx581 5 лет назад +6

    And the fact that he manages to beat the winged knight, gundyr, the knights AND managed to get the claymore so easily after a few tries and dying a few times is genuinly suprising especially if you compare that gameplay with vordt....

    • @civ20
      @civ20 3 года назад

      I have never seen anyone as lucky as asmon in their first playthrough

  • @combineeliteunit8769
    @combineeliteunit8769 5 лет назад +31

    “Parrying doesn’t matter”-Asmongold before PvP in DS3.

    • @amuro9624
      @amuro9624 5 лет назад +2

      It's not required. U can win without parrying.

    • @chaosdragon4236
      @chaosdragon4236 5 лет назад +2

      @@amuro9624 you can win yes but pvp parrying is a useful move

    • @RequireHealing1764
      @RequireHealing1764 9 месяцев назад

      I refuse to parry, and if I’m invaded…instant alt+f4.

  • @danman3610
    @danman3610 4 года назад +6

    He drinks so much soda he forgot how to drink water LOL.

  • @mortalunknown8304
    @mortalunknown8304 Год назад +3

    Mcconnell always make Asmongold's stream even more entertaining. Big MVP.

  • @hellxapo5740
    @hellxapo5740 4 года назад +22

    So if we don't take in account all those hits n' stuff....
    This was a solid no-hit run

    • @digital7779
      @digital7779 Год назад

      If we don't take into account other people I'd say this was the fastest vordt speedrun to date

  • @Pico_444
    @Pico_444 4 года назад +26

    47:57 Ah yes... The true final boss...
    *Water bottle*

  • @BlackWarriorOne
    @BlackWarriorOne 5 лет назад +64

    "Man thinks he's a god because he hits R1 5 times in a row"

  • @Eogard
    @Eogard 3 года назад +6

    I like how asmongold is dying for one hour after drinking water. Like his whole body is rejecting it.

  • @TheFrosstitute
    @TheFrosstitute 6 лет назад +8

    People continue to post anti advice yet hes getting all of his advice from the messages. I literally still can't believe he done a lap and ended up at the first bon fire and legit couldn't wrap his head around it like he was presented with davinci's code, i still don't think he even realises that he went back to the first bonfire

  • @Leguaras
    @Leguaras 4 года назад +31

    47:55 that moment when his IQ truly shows and it’s difficult to think and drink water at the same time

  • @Nicolas-fo8qd
    @Nicolas-fo8qd 4 года назад +3

    This guy spent 5 minutes trying to equip a fucking firebomb

  • @tannerpickle
    @tannerpickle 9 месяцев назад +1

    I had this on in the background while playing Elden Ring. My name is Tanner and suddenly hearing McConnell yelling "Summon Tanner!" was so trippy

    • @Shmurt007
      @Shmurt007 9 месяцев назад +1

      I do the same thing bro. Glad to know I’m not the only one. I tripped when I heard it to. 😂

  • @pokemanko
    @pokemanko 6 лет назад +129

    This guys iq is impressive

    • @MontgomeryWenis
      @MontgomeryWenis 5 лет назад +75

      .....ly low

    • @gu3z185
      @gu3z185 4 года назад +5

      That's a Kapp and a half

    • @Stookoonga
      @Stookoonga 4 года назад

      Yeah... 1

    • @krustytheclown2627
      @krustytheclown2627 3 года назад +2

      @@Stookoonga 1 iq? Pffft... he has -60 iq, he literally has the spacial awareness of a f**king dodo bird.

  • @musicmanReborn
    @musicmanReborn 6 лет назад +19

    i think he thinks equipping a shield increases base defense and that weapon attack is the base of how good the weapon is as a whole...

    • @kapowertag9616
      @kapowertag9616 6 лет назад

      Colby Boucher well, i think we shouldn’t tell him that. Maybe someday he will understand that

    • @Corrupted
      @Corrupted 5 лет назад +4

      @@colbyboucher6391 People are telling him what to do ALL THE TIME, HE JUST DOESNT READ SHIT

  • @dancho9002
    @dancho9002 8 месяцев назад +3

    At Vordt he's literally saying I'm not doing enough damage and is one-handing the axe, after he kills him it says to raise the banner and he says I'm not jumping, someone could assume he has cognitive issues, given he's completed 2 souls game... which still has me flabergasted

    • @jamikojonen6436
      @jamikojonen6436 8 месяцев назад +1

      It makes no sense that he ran right over his souls in the middle of the Vordt arena and didn't pick them up, but immediately on the next attempt he was hyper aware to pick up the 0 souls right next to the wall lmao.

  • @marshallh7785
    @marshallh7785 7 месяцев назад +1

    cant explain how the gameplay of Asmon fighting the ravenous crystal lizard at the start of the game is better than anything he showed in the entirety of DS1

  • @GrandeJano
    @GrandeJano 6 лет назад +20

    04:13:45
    "See? Its gonna be a no hit run - I don't hit.
    I mean, I don't get hit"
    😂 Couldnt stop laughing. Priceless dude

  • @danbuckig4564
    @danbuckig4564 Год назад +2

    Good job on that first crystal beast, I can imagine the excitement and rush you had..

  • @OatsMealz
    @OatsMealz 6 лет назад +131

    Holy shit, imagine actually being stuck on the second boss for this long when you already beat a souls game before this.

    • @bluexander7575
      @bluexander7575 6 лет назад +15

      yea but dark souls 1 and 3 don't play similar at all, in 3 the main tactic is roll spam and having to learn the no warning moves and often bs mechanics each boss in 3 has, dark souls 3 bosses are more annoying and cheesy then they are truly well designed hard bosses for the most part, some are better than others but most are terrible. At least all the bosses look cooler but beating a boss in 3 is more like "I beat that annoying fuck finally" instead of the other game where its "YESSS finally beat that hard dude"

    • @cheesyspace
      @cheesyspace 6 лет назад +70

      @@bluexander7575 BS

    • @Golab08
      @Golab08 6 лет назад +34

      @@bluexander7575 I agree with @cheesyspace. You're talking bullshit.

    • @xavierescano4559
      @xavierescano4559 6 лет назад +16

      @@bluexander7575 what are some noob ass wuss? i took on DS1 and 2 and thanks to my experience there DS3 was relatively easy at the beggining. i mean seriously all you need to know to beat vordt is the usual go behind and hit its ass which is applicable in many bosses of the souls series.

    • @Spenceman2002
      @Spenceman2002 6 лет назад +1

      I'm glad you said if you already beat a souls game because 3 was my first and I died to Vordt like 9 times lol

  • @vvnn3948
    @vvnn3948 7 месяцев назад +1

    “Why can’t I beat this boss”
    - is fat rolling
    -doesn’t roll
    - spawns at a far away bonfire

  • @gs2lover
    @gs2lover 5 лет назад +12

    I really liked Seeing him playing other games than WOW

  • @littletweeter1327
    @littletweeter1327 3 года назад +3

    Really wish a full VOD list like this existed of X’s second play through. The whole middle isn’t on RUclips anywhere sadly

  • @eurosonly
    @eurosonly 5 лет назад +8

    Already missing out on the message prompts on the ground. Off to a good start it seems.

  • @Vohaul86
    @Vohaul86 6 лет назад +145

    Asmongold almost defeats the angelic knight, then dies. On his next try acts stupid and dies quicker (and doesn't even bother to claim the souls) => "I can't defeat this guy..."
    I must be a masochist to watch this playthrough...

    • @ch1dd
      @ch1dd 6 лет назад +16

      It was funny at the beginning but by the winged knight I'm actually experiencing physical pain. Video is currently paused before he dies the first time, as I consider if this is the first thing I want to go through in 2019.

    • @ULTIMATEGOOSE01
      @ULTIMATEGOOSE01 6 лет назад +3

      @ch1dd You know you need your masochistic fix, watch it! watch it I say!!

    • @ch1dd
      @ch1dd 6 лет назад +4

      @ULTIMATEGOOSE Normally I would laugh it off and agree with you, we all know how a first dark souls playthrough can go. But this... this is special. You need to be a special kind of masochist to sit through.

    • @Yes-kb5yv
      @Yes-kb5yv 4 года назад +1

      Or a sadist...

  • @mephisto40
    @mephisto40 3 года назад +3

    "I wasted my souls putting them into vigor"
    Proceeds to put next three levels into vigor
    🤦‍♂️

  • @WorthlessBailey
    @WorthlessBailey 6 лет назад +18

    cant w8 to seee gim stuck on pontiff for 4 days

  • @SoulGriever13
    @SoulGriever13 6 лет назад +37

    Doesn't bother reading descriptions or looking at requirements. Is shocked when he can't use the Uchigatana.

    • @SoulGriever13
      @SoulGriever13 6 лет назад +6

      Also, comments telling him exactly what's going on ... ignores them.

    • @exppresso
      @exppresso 6 лет назад

      he can use it, he just didn't know that 2-hand it halve the stat requirement, despite he often 2-hand the weapon.

    • @SoulGriever13
      @SoulGriever13 6 лет назад +6

      @@exppresso ... no, two-handing stuff only lets you do that with the str requirement, it has no effect on dex.

    • @1uup10
      @1uup10 6 лет назад +1

      exppresso two handing does not halve the stat req I don’t think. That was only for ds1. I’m 99% sure at least.

    • @turtlebomb4418
      @turtlebomb4418 5 лет назад +1

      @@1uup10 two hand increases your str by 50%

  • @Mcfiddlydiddly
    @Mcfiddlydiddly 7 дней назад +1

    You didn’t need black eyes to make me afraid.

  • @BlindGamesCZ
    @BlindGamesCZ 4 года назад +7

    1:16:45
    *Kills a guy*
    Asmon: "AAAh, that was a bad idea"
    Also Asmon: *Proceeds to kill another one*

  • @davince4953
    @davince4953 6 лет назад +2

    that feeling that you beat ds1 and ds2 and u meet Nameless king in ds3.....

  • @oilslicknl5697
    @oilslicknl5697 3 года назад +8

    it's absolutely insane how he has learned nothing from his dark souls run. Still not reading, still running everywhere like a headless chicken.

  • @generalcoomer
    @generalcoomer 11 часов назад

    The ending is golden irony, as he proceeds to play CRAB SOULS 4 years later

  • @McconneIIRet
    @McconneIIRet 5 лет назад +8

    Lol when he went to take a smooth sip of the water then started choking! 😹

  • @Obi-WanKenobi-h5c
    @Obi-WanKenobi-h5c 9 месяцев назад +1

    Still kills me, every time a new enemy appears he was like "Ah! Shit!"

  • @kotaspremiere2931
    @kotaspremiere2931 6 лет назад +27

    "i've beaten dark souls 1....it was easy" queue all the scenes and hours of dying and failure from his past videos.

    • @Corrupted
      @Corrupted 5 лет назад +6

      6 hours of dying to artorias, I usually never skip vods but man... that was too painful to watch.

    • @Lily-eb7bz
      @Lily-eb7bz 5 лет назад +5

      Corrupted Artorias is one of my fave bosses tbh
      I love the way he attacks and moves
      Also hai Corrupted :v

    • @Ar1AnX1x
      @Ar1AnX1x 4 года назад +2

      "I don't know if I can do this anymore"

  • @pyatig
    @pyatig 5 лет назад +11

    After all that he doesn't even loot the winged knight?!!! This has to be an act

  • @tomboi123live
    @tomboi123live 6 лет назад +9

    Bruh that guy saying vordt was a hard boss 😭😭😭😭😂

  • @likemyname75
    @likemyname75 6 лет назад +3

    when asmon crossed the field with the giant throwing spears, he started playing really well.

  • @rydermartin8264
    @rydermartin8264 4 года назад +5

    Finished watching your stream of souls 1 and now I’m watching this, you’ve come a long way my friend GGs.

    • @balihoo1720
      @balihoo1720 2 года назад +1

      No….no he hasn’t lmao

  • @varti546
    @varti546 6 лет назад +3

    In Dark Souls 3 the invasion system makes it very hard for you to get invaded without a summoned phantom or using the fingers. It pretty much prioritizes everyone, except solo players. I didn't get invaded during ANY of my playthroughs, just because I didn't summon anyone.
    EDIT: Also password doesn't work on invasions, so it's not like he protected his game. Plus we saw other signs, so that's that.

    • @TheNile22
      @TheNile22 6 лет назад +1

      I got invaded yesterday for the first time and i have never summoned anyone either.

    • @varti546
      @varti546 6 лет назад +2

      I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's rare

  • @joepbailey
    @joepbailey 6 лет назад +18

    Poise doesn't do what it does in the original Dark Souls. So he can't face tank everything. I just can't believe he played through the ENTIRE first game and didn't learn about scaling on weapons. It's fucking crazy.

    • @Capnsensible80
      @Capnsensible80 6 лет назад

      Also didn't pickup on the fact that a weapon won't show it's true damage unless you have the stats to equip it

    • @JamesW609
      @JamesW609 6 лет назад

      Can't face tank this game which is one of the reasons why i wanted him to do BB next but this will do

    • @carom1
      @carom1 6 лет назад

      I think at the time he did realize weapons had scaling, it just never stuck in his head and he never had to make use of it because he did the "basically not playing" build.

    • @Xsjr03
      @Xsjr03 6 лет назад

      I played through it and never learned about it until i read the game wiki page. How the fuck are you supposed to know what each letter represents? Or that its even scaling (unless specified) ? I don't recall any NPC talking about scaling and degrees in the game. And i am not gonna sit down and roll out a calculator and a paper and start calculating shit to figure it out. Its something the original should have addressed better.

  • @gothmaxpayne7319
    @gothmaxpayne7319 Год назад +1

    never seen someone beat the whole souls games with just brute force.

  • @H-D-D
    @H-D-D 6 лет назад +18

    That nose finna cleave someone in half

  • @StevieHendrikson
    @StevieHendrikson 2 года назад +4

    The confusion starting when he threw that first firebomb 1:39:21 had me dying the whole time

    • @StevieHendrikson
      @StevieHendrikson 2 года назад +3

      The amount of times he hit escape then clicked inventory expecting a different result is the definition of insanity

    • @HenIchaer
      @HenIchaer 2 года назад +1

      I can't believe he played a souls game before

    • @Amonny
      @Amonny Год назад +1

      His brain is so damaged from playing WOW for years that he is clueless about other games.

  • @zwiiebel
    @zwiiebel 4 года назад +18

    asmongold: i told you i was good at this game
    asmongold looking at the first enemy: is this a boss?

  • @beerbasteddwarf4821
    @beerbasteddwarf4821 6 лет назад +10

    Legit impressive he killed the first crystal beast 1 shot

  • @baconoctopus1410
    @baconoctopus1410 6 лет назад +6

    When Udex Gundyr is so hard for you that your body forgets how to take in water and you need a minute to recover from the mental and physical strain.

  • @Lady_Cinder
    @Lady_Cinder 2 года назад +2

    my favourite part is when he nevers resets the elevator so he doesn't have to pull the lever everytime

  • @dsheep9937
    @dsheep9937 5 лет назад +7

    it's funny how the character looks like him

  • @jub8891
    @jub8891 4 года назад +2

    lol just the character creation part had me in stitches

  • @MarkSpark101
    @MarkSpark101 5 лет назад +4

    I laughed so hard at his hair explanations then a unibrow hahaha

  • @Thamer4life
    @Thamer4life 6 лет назад +1

    Calling 911 nearly died from several hours of lung-wrenching laughter

  • @professormayhem3080
    @professormayhem3080 5 лет назад +11

    my favorite part is when he looks at the cleric and says "sounds like trash."

  • @BC___1
    @BC___1 Месяц назад

    There's an 80% chance he even remembers enemies drop loot before he skirts off, 50% chance he picks it up even if its right in front of his face