I showed my mom the Party Hat video and told her it would be fun to do it as a duet with my friend, but I didn't tell her the only reason I found it in the first place was that I was falling head over heels for Eric William Morris. So she, entirely on her own without me hinting at anything other than the song is funny, said "she wasn't really that great, BUT THE GUY! He was *really* fantastic!" Even my mom isn't immune to the thirst!
Me: Yeah, I've always found the manipulative characters fascinating, but I'm not gonna fall in love with them or anything. That's not a problem for me. Also me: *_I HAVE A PROBLEM._*
Jesus Christ, I have been so god damn thirsty for Eric for this past year it's unbelievable. I don't even mean that in a "oh, hes attractive" kinda way I mean I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN. Holy FUCK he's perfect.
One flaw: He isn’t my boyfriend.
Another flaw: I'm not him
MOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD
A third flaw: He doesnt know I exist
Beautiful man. Jfc.
Alitza Flanderz Productions another flaw:he isnt my dad
"IT'S FROM JAPAAAN!!"
Me: No, it's from heaven
Same place?
I thought it was from space
The entire BMC fandom
True, so true.
All aboard the Squip Thirst Express™
Toot tooot
*_CHOO CHOOO MOTHERFUCKERS_*
YASSSSS MY FAVORITE!
Iridescent_Petrichor yeah❤️
Where can I get a ticket?
*wHEEZE*
why is this relatable
im also pretty sure this video is why my mom still thinks im straight 00ps,,,
Now I just need to find one of these for Will Connolly.
Wait what?
on it
Yessssss
True
And George Salazar
@@adhdhinata yay.
I feel like everything in my life has led me to this moment of finding this video... I thank you dearly for gracing us with this
We must bow down to our almighty virtual father, Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.
WHY ARE YOU EVERY WHERE
Yes Atlas 💙💙💙
AHHH I LOVE YOUR ANIMATICS!! Your BMC ones may me laugh so hard
mmhmmmm-
Him: "Straightest jaw line ive seen in my life"
Me: "Gayest video ive seen in my life"
"it is because other man exist" *shows a pic of George *
EXCUSE ME YOU TALKIN SHIET ABOUT MY BOY I'M-
Maria Kazi IKR
SKSKSKSKSLKSLSLSLLSKSK
THEY CANT TALK SHIT ABOUT THE BEAN
NO
I showed my mom the Party Hat video and told her it would be fun to do it as a duet with my friend, but I didn't tell her the only reason I found it in the first place was that I was falling head over heels for Eric William Morris. So she, entirely on her own without me hinting at anything other than the song is funny, said "she wasn't really that great, BUT THE GUY! He was *really* fantastic!" Even my mom isn't immune to the thirst!
the only acceptable use of onion boy’s material
1:03
*DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN*
_Trashmouth_ YES
**sees Virge**
S C R E E E E E -
_Trashmouth_ *sees virgil*
I-is is that me?!? WHAT THE FU-
*patton In the distance* LaNgUaGe
I had a friend who said they didn't think Eric William Morris is attractive.
I had a friend.
"That that iMac looks like a pile of shit"
I just realised, yes the 20th time I've watched this I realised that is the play version of the SQUIP
I was wondering that too. CAUSE HE'S ON THE TABLE THAT'S WHY.
rip my jumpy child
Trash Mouse How to identify if that is P!Squip, he is wearing a long black trench coat, wearing sunglasses indoors, is on the GOD DAM TABLE
Galactic Chaos
don't forget, he'll be eating frozen yogurt too
Ferretpaus That too
I lost it at: 'The direct creation of a god.' Picture xD
I was laughing so hard during the video, and at the end, "I'm not a fangirl, I'm being honest" got me so hard XDDD
This audio is most definitely better for Eric than Andy
say hi to god
No one:
Not a single person:
Not a soul on this universe:
Eric: *Beep Boop intensifies*
T R U E T H O
That’s the most threatening beep boop I’ve ever heard.
his flaw is that he is flawless
a minute and twenty-three second of talking about how hot the squip is.
and i’m *living* for it
I showed this video to my mom and she goes, "his chin is too long" bitch help me prove his chin and everything else about him is perfect.
everything about him is incredible
*everything about you is* not *terrible*
everything about you makes me wanna live
I hate onision but omg
yeah, same
same
Same only thing he did that actually made me laugh
Wait this is Onision-
ew
I'm crying. Both from crying and laughing
He also has the BEST SIGNING VOICE tO eVeR eXiSt
I K R?!
Im crying fucking same I ALSO DIDNT KNOW YOU LIKED BE MORE CHILL MAN
This man is too damn perfect I'm DYING
Eric William Morris is just too perfect for this world
There aren't any dislikes.....
The way it should be :3
Because this video preaches only the truth.
He is perfect, if you want it or not
Eric William morris?
mood everyday
okay but your profile pic made me imagine elder cunningham commenting this sksjdkhk
FINALLY a video that manages to express my love for him
Me: Yeah, I've always found the manipulative characters fascinating, but I'm not gonna fall in love with them or anything. That's not a problem for me.
Also me: *_I HAVE A PROBLEM._*
The fact that he has seen this is making it all the more hilarious
Hey don't insult my play!squip he's a beautiful amazing baby
What Will Connolly watches before a show
Good choice, youtube. For this to be the only video to have a 100% like-dislike ratio
i can relate
squipscord peeps
smolgrapes is there a link for joining anywhere?
The squipscord
Katiekat466 I saw one on squipthirstclub when I first joined but Idk anymore
Can you get me one because that one doesn't work
Katiekat466 Idk I'll speak to people
ive been waiting for this
I love you Eric
am I an Eric fangirl? I think I am
h e l p
"I'm not a fangirl, I'm just honest..."
I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life
eric william morris is actually so perfect like fuck you for being so perfect man
3 seconds in and I'm already laughing. Also, hey it's Rittie! I saw you on Clacomics' tumblr!
Loved that Pitiful Children edit. ` 7 `
*whether you're gay*
arrow points at Michael Mell
HMMMM
I'm starting to like my crush a little less now because of the actor who plays Squip and I mean it 😂 thanks a lot
The musical is fucking 2 years old and I'm still watching this in an unhealthy amount
I’m so glad I’ve encountered this video
this is my actual mood 24/7
HE’S TO FRICKING PERFECT AAAAAAAAAA
the audio was made for Eric, let's just be honest here
As much as I love Jason tam..Eric will always be on top
... on top--
If this isn’t the biggest mood then idk what is, man. I’m thirsty af for him😂👏 i thank god every day for Eric William Morris
I agree 100% he is gorgeous
Oh my God
Jesus Christ, I have been so god damn thirsty for Eric for this past year it's unbelievable. I don't even mean that in a "oh, hes attractive" kinda way I mean I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN. Holy FUCK he's perfect.
WHY WOULD PPL THINK THIS IS A JOKE LIKE OMG THIS MAN IS PERFECT! COME ON DUDE!
This would be great but why onision mannn
bc hes the one who made the audio? i dont actually like him
Sorry but the one thing that stuck with me the most in this video is that Joe really just confirmed that Jeremy is a twink at 0:55 I-
the dislikes are Michael on different accounts.
I hate onision but this is accurate
No I haven’t watched this so much that I memorized the words
gentle mod of squipthirstclub approval sounds
THANK YOU FINALLY
I get what I deserve
HIIII!!
This video gives me life
0:48 to 0:54 is my favorite thing ever
“Fffoookkkk right?”
i respect yore honesty tho i fell like no-one can date him due to him being to perfect.
This is actually perfect
The fucking mood in this is so high for me
I didn't know what to expect from this video, but I'm so glad that I clicked on it and it's now my favorite video
happy almost 2 month late birthday, squip thirst express
0:47 - 0:52 These are my favorite moment in the entire musical lol
I want to send this to EWM without context
HOW DO I LIKE SOMETHING MORE THAN ONCE?!?!!!
ME TOO. I LOVE THIS VIDEO.
0:48 I DO NOT APPRECIATE THAT ARE YOU INSENSITIVE-
This is the only thing from onison I’d use
*g o d d a m n i t e r i c*
I've been watching doctor who lately and everything he said from 1:05 till the end made me think that this guy is a TIME LORD
Lol
THE THIRST IS REAL
“I’m not a fangirl...I’m just honest”
Same. I love Squip way too much.
Eric William Morris is literally God. Not _a_ god. _The_ God.
I can thank this video for my new celebrity crush
*_H E S F R O M J A P A N_*
𝕎𝕙𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤, 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨
Poor P!Squip
This
Is
A
Mood
Pls Make This For Jason Tam ( The Bway Squip)
Ooooww he is too perfect god
I’d let him control me 😍😍
It took me till the end of the video to realize the voice over was Onision…
Bibonding.
2 bis, chillin in a bathroom 1 foot apart because they are 50% gay.
0:47 you didn't have to do me like that man :(
NOOOO
I mean, you're not wrong. On the contrary, you're right.
Need some water after this
Can you link the video this is from?
i refuse to give onision any traffic so no
aa he was made to be perfect
SomeONE do one FoR GEOrgE SAlaDBaR!!
thats why hes the squip smh