Sacrilegious Robot Conductors (So Lamentable)
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S N A P C H A T: Brettybang | Eddy.Chen
why don't people invent a robot pageturner already? that's what we actually need.
Cause if the pianist messes up a little and ends up being late or early, the robot will turn the page anyway. Plus we need jobs
Yes that is what we neeeeed!
Cuz they might mess up big time and throw the pages everywhere
Psalm “You didnt change my batteries? Take that!”
There are pedals to turn pages in an iPad. I use one actually and it’s perfect.
how the tables have turned:
now the conductor has NO EARS! NO EYES!
br u h
ROFL
"THESE WOODEN CARTS!!"
I can hear ToscaNANI’s screaming in my head lol
such an underrated comment!
They can never replace the anger that conductors bring
dude i’m concerned at your name
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so underrated
seen you two times now
and why tf do i see you like EVERYWHERE
@@pppchiv4696 Dude stop you also replied to my comment with that
This is actually so instructive about REAL conductors and what they do.
It shows the importance of a conductor
One of the biggest roles of the conductor is to show the intent of the music and the composer through gestures. A robot can not so intent, that is where these struggle to truly do what a real conductor can do.
It’s sad 987 people didn’t know what conductors do.
It shows also that orchestras can play without conductors 🙃
@@williamandres1042 anyone can count and play the music with dynamics and emotion by themselves , however when 30 + people play the music changes, if you have stronger players or weaker players more instruments that another, it all changes the music, the conductor specifically changes the music to make up for this and to make the music sound right. So without the conductors the music is not right.
But these robots can’t single you out and make you play by yourself 😭😭😭
Yes they can. ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
@@phoready7454 WOW it's been a long time since I encountered that one.
@@phoready7454 bro everybody knows that link already
Pho Ready nearly got me 😂
@@sythepie idk if my eyes are tripping but is ur pfp leviathan
I reckon that flautist was thinking “Well at least I’m getting paid.”
I don’t even wanna know what Bocelli was thinking in his head!
Brünn hilde he’s probably thinking Thank God I can’t see this
Lol thats so savage... and true
Poor Bocelli
@Miwi R Bocelli may not be the greatest tenor out there, but being blind, his ability to listen to phrasing is his lifeline that allows him to perform.
Because of the lack of a competent conductor, his phrasing and rhythm is all over the place!
You should have a good enough sense of rhythm anyway. Plus if you’re blind you can’t see the conductor
Well, you can see that Bocelli is laughing at minute 9:29 probably because the orchestra is a mess and so out of time!
conductors dont only use their hands, their facial expressions and body movements help guide musicians as well. robots can never replace conductors
I'm just imagining them creating a robot that makes weird faces and gestures at the orchestra while conducting. The prospect seems simultaneously hilarious and horrifying.
Detroit - Become Human ... I've reecently started it... really makes you think about all that shit happening
So true! When sometimes conductors conduct only with their facial expressions just for fun, and it works as well!
@@jacek5809 That's fantasy. I doubt bots can ever be like humans.
That second conductor looks like it should be somebody’s sleep paralysis demon.
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
its mine now
"That's like, nightmare material."
- Eddy Chen, 2020
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so underrated
Cue Brett’s lofi in the background 😂
Lol
At least it solved the height issue? 😅😅
robots can conduct, yes sure
but can they say "you have no ears, no eyes"?
Lmao I fear the day that bassists can be destroyed by both human and robot conductors
If you can conduct humanly, you can conduct robotically.
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so underrated
@@pppchiv4696 empty vessels make more noise
Sacriligous lol
Ppp Chiv Guys, report these kinds of comments as spam.
@@aratheropinionatedindividu3466 The worst thing is that I fell for it
"that's like, nightmare material"
*plays brett's Lo-Fi beat*
"Will conductors now have semiconductors in them?"
I hate myself for laughing too hard on this. :((((((
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so underrated
Ppp Chiv reported for spam and unwanted commercial spam. Also, this is the internet. Unless this is serious, no one cares about you or your little link.
Just the Meme Lord next door That's good.
@@justthememelordsnextdoor9120 well it did get 75000 views, so i think people care. They also have almost 1k so obviously it's working. And the video is pretty funny anyways
Maxpower Power Still, it’s not okay spamming others posts.
A robot can’t get the interpretation of a conductor. A conductor communicates with the soloist, singer and orchestra. It’s not a random metronome with weird and confusing cues
Yeah, bots would just keep doing the same thing or their programming. Not improvising.
Humans: create robots that can conduct
Robots: Does a terrible job
Humans: *aMaZInG*
“its evolving but backwards”
we humans love to lie to ourselves
yes im perfectly fine no problem at al-
Look me in the eyes and tell me you could insult the first robot. Look at that... lack of a face!! It's so cute!🥺
because people understand how much work it goes in robot just moving it's hand in the right direction, and even having a rhythm is something that you have to program into it, it's a lot of work
gJb 1 yeah but they kinda cute doe
edit: sorry if i seem like im anti technology i was just trying to make joke. I highly support such advancements in technology so this is just for the memes
@@ivonatomasic8712 If I pile up 5 tons of shit into a big mountain, that is also a lot of work. And imagine the incredible willpower it takes to wade through 5 tons of shit and deal with the stench and icky gooiness. That's definitely a commendable effort and people should clap for it.
Effort and ressources wasted on useless nonsense does not call for rounds of applause.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even ling ling:
Editor-san: Work And Practice
*WAP*
Twoset: can robots replace humans?
Twoset: uh oh I think they are
Twoset again: well, musicians are superior so we're gonna prove they're not
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so underrated
Ppp chiv shut up or I will report you
@@pppchiv4696 yes shut up and freakin stop spamming u nut
@Ultra Legendary Master yeah i know right and it really is so annoying
@@heyytheree *Neural network A.I. would like to have a word with you*
The only thing that keeps a Conductor apart from Robots is the pure vibes they emanate
Aiden? Aiden Lacosse?
Dang Justin Y comment with so few likes a rare sight to see
Justin will not reply to this comment.
Two Justin Y. Comments in the top 10? What a time to be alive!
I claim my spot in the top 5 replies to Justin Y
Let’s all save musician and say no to robots
Yes
This robot is better than Ling Ling. ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
@@phoready7454 I will come after you for what you did to me...
@@phoready7454
1. This is a classical music channel no pop music please it's annoying
2. Rick-rolling people is shitty it's not funny
3. Why
4. Stop
5. shut up
I only say no to advanced AI.
I think it’s futile to try to replace real artists with robots. It could be possible in the near future to automate science and research (already happening), but the arts are unique to humans. Idk maybe someday.
Edit: damn these likes, I’m glad I can see eye to eye with you all though!
The fact that us as humans can create what no other living thing so far can create is amazing.If people are just trying to automate that,they're kind of ruining one of the purposes of art.Why paint something to express yourself when millions of paintings are being made everyday with technology,why learn to master composition,when an AI can do it itself. It just seems dumb to me.
Arts are unique to living things*
and nature
The asdfghjkl asdfghjkl exactly that’s not something an algorithm can replicate
@@AarnavChopra07 (P.S. I'm exagerating to make a point.)
"The music felt robotic"
The conductor: *is a robot*
You don't say.
"In the future, humor will be randomly generated"
Yes.
"In the future, music will be randomly generated"
Well yes, but actually no.
Fairy tail ❤️👆
Hello a pleasure to meet you again
yes
Oh you still watch TwoSet!
*weed eater*
Not even 10 seconds in and we get a dab from Eddy.
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so underrated
Ppp Chiv WHEN WILL YOU STOP ADVERTISING YOUR VIDEOS?
@@pppchiv4696 I'm gonna report him
flashback to Pre-Covid period
@@rishireddy503 I iuz report all this guys comments
Just a phrase to summarise the whole video: the concept of robot conductors is so damn stupid.
Now, go practice.
gJb 1 get off your phone then?
Well data can be gleaned from this and any experiment. It's more that people want to watch the amazement of engineering. Why can't bots be something interesting to watch like any art or offbeat art? Also, doesn't mean bot performers will become popular. It could be a one-off thing or novelty for people. What about animtronics?
Relax, it’s just a gimmick
The reason it looks so weird is that it seems to be an assemblage of reanimated body parts, ie a frankenstein conductor.
Robot in the future: " you have uderestimated my power now it's my time to conduct,"
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so underrated
This makes me appreciate conductors so much more.
(Not that I didn’t already, but a lot more lol)
Still Can't get over how good the debussy jumper looks
Sarah Tan it sold out and I really wanted to get one 😭
@@b0ba_bob Me too :(
Is it navy instead of black?
uhm this is probably.. off topic? .....but i think there's an issue with the closed captions, no matter what language i choose they always seem to be in chinese(for this video at least) .. is it just my phone
ME TOO!!!
Same here...
Yeah ugh
4 months and this still isnt fixed? bruh
Go to the three dots and go to captions and choose English auto generated. The English subs are in Chinese also for some reason. The auto generated isn’t super accurate tho
ah yes. brett and eddy are sadly getting older. rip to brett’s back.
LING LING GRANGER Its evolving, but backwards
(btw nice to see u)
They are almost 30. Time flies fast
LING LING GRANGER they wont change that much look at pewdiepie. He is 30 and hes pretty much the same
@@heyytheree they will probably become very serious in their professions and post lesser videos
But I still hope that it does not happen
@@heyytheree same
Lets be honest nobody is looking at the conductor, they're all just following concert master XD.
the nostalgic feeling of seeing brett & eddy dabbing. ☹️💗
twoset: this shows conductors aren't really needed
also twoset: conductors, we still need you
Damn twoset really be criticizing X Æ A-12's conducting skills when he is just trying to do his best 😢
Gopner liquid they are criticising the humans behind it, not the robot itself. The robot is trying his best indeed.
@@ajchandra7735 its a joke lol
Just treat every comment like a joke and you’ll be happier. LOL
Sneha Yeah I should add lol in every sentence so that it is easier to spot a joke too 🤷🏻♂️
What does Elon Musk's son have to do with it?
I miss the days when Brett used to jump into the camera frame
nevermind cuz now we get dramatic intros😂
Apparently, he is too old for this kind of movement :-(
@@KatechivonRuskamafia THE FACT WE HATE T.T
@@heyytheree yea lol we may get more in the future
Well, now we know the real reason he wasn't jumping into the camera frame, since he revealed that his health issues started in October, when this video was made.
In before fully automated musicians become a thing and auto-generated music becomes a thing
Hi
Ai generated music is already a thing, and it's better than this.
It is already a thing
@gJb 1 ... I don't think something that requires as much creativity as music can ever be automated at a high quality level. But to claim "most" technology after the industrial revolution didn't improve our world and didn't benefit our society is just objectively false. Sorry but you sound like a boomer in denial of all modern technology.
@gJb 1 Ok, so 16 years old. Listen: your claim is objectively wrong, period. You must know zero history to claim that humans had a higher quality of life in the times of the industrial revolution. Do you know what humans had in the early 1800s? _Poverty, famine, disease and war._ Want to know what they didn't have? _Basic human rights._
Let's imagine you were born in 1800 during the industrial revolution, and speculate what a "happy" and "high quality" life you'd have. There was a 44% chance you'd die before your 5th birthday. Managed to beat the odds and survive to teenage years? Ok then, the most important question is, were you born into a rich family? If the answer is no - forget about music, forget about hobbies, forget about education. By 16, you'd already be working your back off at some factory, making barely enough money to live on. You'd be constantly hungry, cold, sick and poor. You'd be at considerable risk of dying in your early 20s either in childbirth (if female) or in war (if male). If you managed to survive these challenges too, wow, tough accomplishment, cool. Then you might have around 7-8 children, 3-4 of whom would die before you, leaving you to endure that grief for the rest of your life. It wouldn't be a long life though. You'd be expected to die between 30-40 years of age, having spent the majority of your life in misery.
Did you know that Bach once returned from a 2 month journey to find his wife had suddenly died and was already buried? Imagine the pain of that. That's what led him to write his famous Chaconne. And here you are, so privileged that your loved ones are only one phone call away, trying to convince us that people were happier back then. I don't know who told you such a distorted version of human history, but they were completely mistaken. You have a lot to learn before you can give life lessons. It was extremely rude to insinuate that I've never suffered in my life. Funny too, considering I'm older than you and you know nothing of what I went through. But you're still a kid so I'll give it a pass.
The "progress and development" you mock is demonstrably and undeniably real, documented in history and statistics. The world is still a very sad place, but the average quality of human life is higher than ever before. Society has progressed as a whole, that's why you have rights as a citizen and you're allowed to choose how to live your own life today. It's the reason you're able to write these comments from the warmth and safety of your room, on your expensive high-tech smartphone or laptop, which quite literally puts the entire world at your fingertips, lifetimes of knowledge only one click away. So before you derail a conversation to serious topics again, please do your research. Critical thinking requires more than absorbing and repeating the opinions of people around you.
7:53 you can even see the musicians in the back, amused by the silly robot. My one question throughout this video was just “Why?”. Why would anyone pursue making a conducting robot?
The second one literally looks like something from FNAF... creepy!
It’s gonna haunt my nightmares istg
DannieloCQ Music! :O you’re right! I almost forgot about sister location... *scary*
DannieloCQ Music! i thought it was ballaroa
@@LUCKY-lf2jv ballora with a horse ass
'Nothing replaces real work and practice '
Nothing replaces real WAP
Another day, another video, another intro with these two acting like 5 year olds and then going straight to Professional explanation mode....😹🌞
Sometimes their knowledge of music calls me dumb in 20000 ways 😭
Also, compliments to Editor San, use of Brett's Lo-Fi track remains "on point", as the young-uns say
It makes me laugh every time.
Now I became thankful for my conductor.....
My conductor be like: *YES!! FOR ONCE!!*
My deskie be like: *AHH, THE BURN*
Ling Ling be like: *ALWAYS THANK YOUR CONDUCTORS*
But the thing is...Can the robot call you out in rehearsal if you made a mistake or get angry at you or smth?
I’m a conductor; I was actually expecting the robots to do better so I’m feeling slightly vindicated.
PS: happy to respond questions about conducting/conductors, fire away ⬇️
What is the best part of being a conductor?
@@sneha1469 destroying musicians with fax and lojik
Yeah, it's kinda sad that none of them were even convincing. I guess the conductor who taught the programmers weren't clear enough on how it should be done, don't you think? Since supposedly the Yumi the robot learned how to conduct from a maestro in a couple of days. Excerpt from the ABB news article on this event: new.abb.com/news/detail/2069/yumi-taking-the-stage
"YuMi’s performance was developed in two steps. In rehearsals, Colombini’s movement were captured with a process called “lead-through programming,” where the robot’s two arms are guided to follow the motions with great attention to detail; these movements were then recorded. The second step involved fine-tuning the movements in ABB’s RobotStudio software, where the motions were synchronized to the music. ....
While this performance gives an inspiring peek at the future, it is unlikely robots will ever prove capable of combining the scholarship, artistry, technique, interpretation and charisma of a skilled human conductor."
Can you maybe elaborate more on which parts of the video you found uhh iNteReStiNg? Since Brett and Eddy already showed their part of reactions as a orchestra musician, maybe you'd notice something different.
Why do you expect the robots to do better?
when you don't know how to dab and dab with both arms pointing the opposite way
11:22 Eddy flexing his pen-spinning ability😂
Me: trying to find good comments
Everyone: iVe LiTeRaLlY nEvEr BeEn ThIs EaRly
honda basically invented a soundless metronome, but very unstable
im surprised how the robot did not lose tempo like-
HE EVEN HAD LEFT HAND CUES
meanwhile im here as piano gang and still struggles to read cues
edit: jesus crust 144 likes
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so underrated
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so underratedruclips.net/video/fvNV_2D1Az4/видео.html
so underrated
.. the robot DID lose tempo. The conducting would slow down and speed up.
@Ppp Chiv @Maniac Memes STOP. ADVERTISING. YOUR. VIDEOS.
@@ruthsalgado6775 exactly those idiots
12:22 Editor-san why are you blurring out Eddy's knees?😂😂😂😂😂
Art Flex exactly 😂
Plot twist: *Two set are robots and the robots are actually Two set* 🤯
lol
most underrated comment
Kinda messed up
Yeeeees
Editor-san censored Eddy’s legs LMAO 🤣
Ikr, it looked like Eddy didn't have his shorts on with the editing.
Eddy forgot to wear his pants. Probably only shoot in his boxers or something lol.
I was in comments looking for this lol
😂😂😂 yes I just about fell off my chair laughing!
it is all about t e a s i n g , my kids. you will never know.
IMAGINE GETTING CONDUCTED BY A ROBOT SJHDHD
“Clearly it’s thinkable, otherwise it wouldn’t be here.” - Eddy
😂😂😂
The puns just keeps getting 😀🤚
Robots in the future would be like wow that was how my ancestors used to do conducting
Well atleast conductors aren't gonna lose their jobs.
12:17 the real meaning of Cardi B's WAP
Work And Practice
0:29 *will you have any editors left* lmao love editor san
For anyone wondering, the piece played by the first orchestra is called "The Impossible Dream".
It's a song from a Broadway musical, "The Man of The Mancha", created in 1965 and inspired by the 17th-century novel "Don Quixote". Since then, it has been translated and sung in many other countries around the world (I absolutely love the French version by Jacques Brel).
Miss Coussin Rouge thank you. Welcome back.
Long time no see!
I've missed seeing you in comments!
@piaro didi
@Miwi R
@XDGirl
Hey, sorry I'm late but thank you for the "welcome back", that's very sweet. 🤗💕
I've always been here, I never miss a TwoSet video. I just needed to take a break from the comment section for various reasons...
@@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia Yah I get we all need a break from RUclips comments sometimes don't we. But glad that you're still here!
"Will conductors now have semiconductors in them"
I'm embarrassed for laughing as hard as I did at that lAmEntAbLe joke
That second robot is actually nightmare fuel.....
I gotta admit, that first robot is pretty adorable.
It looks like Eva from Wall-E LOL
Yess, this one is cute too. ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
Pho Ready Nice try
That is the robot that is going to keep you company when you are old and lonely. They do experiments on that as well.
Will conductors now have semiconductors in them?
-Eddy 2020
This is sacrilegious. Nothing can replace a human mind, facial expression, gestures, approach, interaction between the conductor and orchestra.
Twoset: We should look at the conductor.
Amateur Choir: Look at... who?
An idea for true AI in orchestras could be everyone wearing an earpiece that counts them in
when editor san blurred out eddy's knees 🤣
Nobody:
Nobody in the house:
Me and my sister:TWOSET POSTED A NEW VIDEO!!!
They said doing the dab felt so 2015, though they were literally dabbing after 2015. 😂 Love them.
this is essay material. “Are humans going to be out of jobs as technology becomes increasingly more advanced.”
topple People aren’t as evil as u think, they’re humans too
@@sambros2 humans that would do it.
I have no idea how the topic of killing humans came into this but if anything I wanna bring The Matrix movie into this for those who know what Im talking about if you want to talk about human cruelty (part of the movie anyways)
@@nabukiyako1957 woah you are of culture.
TwoSet I love you guys so much! You have inspired me to learn more about classical music and be a better musician. Thank you
I've literally never been this early, I'm excited
Yee
fr same
Me too!
Me too
rt, 2 min bruh
the third robot is not built to conduct. it's a medical purpose robot, saw it in a science event once
I have all state today wish me luck🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Good luck and do tell us how it went!
The most important point was left for the end: a conductor must be aware of how the players are playing and correct what needs to be corrected. Without that give and take you might as well have a metronome "conducting"... and save a fortune.
Waited for this video the whole day😂😂❤️❤️ finalllyyy
Robots have no emotion. That's a necessary part of music.
damn, looks loke editor-san is obsessed with mozart 39th 4th mvnt
Can't blame them though 😂
It's such an uplifting melody!! ♥◡♥
@@18thVariation true
That middle robot was pure nightmare fuel, no wonder the musicians weren't looking lol
What are Brett and Eddie trying to tell us with all the robot and AI videos???
Ikr why are there so many?
Sneha musicians under extreme pressure
Just getting us used to seeing AI so when they finally show their girlfriends we'll accept it as normal. This is only a theory but time will tell.
That 2nd Robot conductor is gonna hunt my dreams tonight
Human conductor: You have no ears no eyes
Robot conductor: "very bad"
And musicians screams for robot: YOU HAVE NO EARS NO EYES!!!
Robot: Yeah, you are all right actually!! I'm only bad broken metronome. Only little bit bigger.
🤷🏻♀️
When the guy said learned to conduct
Everyone: "programmed"
Their facial expressions never change like what my conductor does when we play a single wrong note, or even give us a glare
Yeah, my conductor's like 30% movement of his arms and fingers and 70% movement of his giant eyebrows...
So if I had to build a robot conductor, I'd definitely add eyebrows 😅😅
That second robot has scarred me for life
eddy: even bocelli isn't looking at the conductor
me: *_WHOS GONNA TELL HIM_*
Right? Bocelli can't see.
Not even 10 seconds in we get them dabbin' already.
- Ana
"Absolutely Bull-Sheet Music" - Twoset 2020
I’m cackling bocelli just looks so confused and done w it lmfao
First! Lysm
Love the blocking out of Eddy’s legs!
I'm a simple man. I see a Twoset video, I click
Lol imagine having a back that doesn't hurt 24/7
Humans now: Haha look at how bad those robots are conducting
Robots in 2500: Haha look that human is 0.03 seconds off cue. What a terrible being
7:53 that trombonist's reaction says it all.
LingLing can be both a conductor and an orchestra at the same time
Eddie: There is 0 rubato
Me: Actually there is one Roboto
“That’s so 2015”
*Forgot it was 2019 and said 2009*
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Maniac Memes Stop. Advertising. Your. Videos.
The Flower Piano you could just report for advertising 👍 that’s what i always do
@@ruthsalgado6775 ok
@@ManiacMemes stfu lmao
Never thought the 360° robot would become my nightmare
The second robot was straight out of Five Nights at Freddys
the second one is nightmare fuel
and it’s not conducting it’s doing an interpretive dance lmao