Everything is a lie means everything is a lie and this comment is a lie and it is a lie but this lie is a lie and lie is a lie. Moreover, this word im saying is a lie and a word is a lie. So, what is the truth? and the truth is the lie.
This is how our society changed through the years. A few years ago we thought the cake was a lie, all cake in existence was a lie. Now we are afraid that all might be just cake. Blocks-cake, Roads-cake, Houses-cake, People-Cake. It is all cake, always has been, always wi... *Get's sliced in half*
it is the year 2050: hyper-realistic cakes take the form of EVERYTHING, I try to sit in my chair, it crumbles to the ground, cake, I get my real chair and when I grab my mouse, it crumbles, more cake, after I get over myself and try to hit to like button on phoenix sc's videos, the like button crumbles, more cake. I wake up, realizing it was a dream, grab the door handle, it crumbles
I suggest a new crafting recipe for chain mail armour in Minecraft Since Google said it’s a thinner and weaker version of iron It will be just iron nuggets Just put iron nuggets in a shape of a armour and you’ll have chainmail
It's a cake that is a cake that is also a cake and they all in fact... ...are a cake. Cake flavour cakey cake with cakes, that looks like cake, and is a cake, but is just a cake. *C A K E*
Reality is not what it appears to be. The chair... is cake. Question everything you see. The cube... is cake. Nothing is safe from this uncomfortable truth. The ↕️⬅️↖️➡️◀️... is cake. That begs the question.... what lies in the cake itself? ... No. No, no, there must be more! Finally, at the atomic level, we can achieve solace, as the atoms themselves ar- You’ve gotta be kidding me. YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME-
Your computer: cake Reach into the screen and grab Minecraft: cake Yourself: cake Your chair collapses because what do you know: CAKE Your self confidence: ITS ALL CAKE
My brothers bday is coming up but he doesn’t know what cake he wants so I’m showing him this
Give him dirt ore rainbow cake
Mines too this friday lol
Gavin Lopmezel yes
Water Cake
Give him stone cake he needs minerals
"Knife (Transportation)"
and they said violence didn't get you anywhere
I hate this
Yes
Lol
*so my mom lied* *good to know* school here i come
ComicGuy2011 wait.... no
Meanwhile in an alternate dimension.
“These Minecraft Cakes Are Actually Blocks”
They are technically all blocks anyway.
@@vogonp4287 Except the armour stand, evocation Fang etc are entities
Wait isn't it always a block already?
Ay i remember this dialogue from Tom ska's meanwhile 3
@@lephucchan8114 read the joke again, *slowly*
2010: The cake is a lie
2020: everything is a cake
Elatednightmare which only means....
*EVERYTHING, IS A LIE*
2030 everything is cake
*T h e c a k e i s a c a k e*
Everything is a lie means everything is a lie and this comment is a lie and it is a lie but this lie is a lie and lie is a lie. Moreover, this word im saying is a lie and a word is a lie. So, what is the truth? and the truth is the lie.
Wait Everything is a lie?
Always has been
the inside of the (literal) cake block actually matches perfectly with the outside cake texture
Cake Block
send to amma
“The cake is a lie?”
“Always has been”
Ok
Person with bow: always has been *box noise*
*sheild noise*
0-0
*Crossbow noise*
😑
🌎 🟡 🔫🟡
Wait it’s all cake? Always has been.
"why isn't it firing"
"Because the bow is also cake"
_-"The cake is a lie"-_
_"Everything but cake is a lie"_
Steve is bread from wheat he crafted he farmed he planted he...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Lie
This is how our society changed through the years.
A few years ago we thought the cake was a lie, all cake in existence was a lie.
Now we are afraid that all might be just cake. Blocks-cake, Roads-cake, Houses-cake, People-Cake. It is all cake, always has been, always wi...
*Get's sliced in half*
Stole it. Good job.
does phoenix work for black mesa?!??
@@chevaliermacabre2150 wdym stole it? that's a popular meme from portal
"This whole world was cake all along."
Me: *trys to cut water*
cut grass not the grass block but the grass
Tries* (I hate to be this person but really? Trys?)
Everything is cake except for water.
Water is Jelly/gelatin
And tall grass (and other plantes) are probably icing/decorative food stuff.
With water you have a cake generator
Imagine your roof cake in your house collapses.
Some see this as a cauldron half full and some see it half empty, but I see it as a piece of cake.
Phoenix: Makes every block cake in minecraft
Original cake: *crying cake noises*
But the original cake is now cake too!
@@PhoenixSC Wait, that's illegal.
cakeseption
@@PhoenixSC Hmm i think cake here is made out of cake
@@PhoenixSC always has been
it is the year 2050: hyper-realistic cakes take the form of EVERYTHING, I try to sit in my chair, it crumbles to the ground, cake, I get my real chair and when I grab my mouse, it crumbles, more cake, after I get over myself and try to hit to like button on phoenix sc's videos, the like button crumbles, more cake.
I wake up, realizing it was a dream, grab the door handle,
it crumbles
I literally just saw this in,a meme compilation
Minion Memes Aren't Funny lol
And That's How The Cookie Crumbles
@@josfa3252 that's just how the muffin *squishes*
I try to stand up, I c r u m b l e
Any and every normal tool in Minecraft: *unable to break bedrock
Knife: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"
Make his whole career cake
He can also eat Bedrock after slicing it
The "hey guys it's Phoenix" never gets old
Ah yes, the knife. The fastest and easiest method of transportation.
*Stabs himself*
*Dies*
*Respawns thousands of miles away*
very smart
Oof
Wait what if he's CAKE 😱😱😱😱
wait, did nobody notice the profile picture?
Hmmm fascinating
"Wait, It's all cake?!"
Pheonix SC:
"Always has been"
“I’m sorry son”
"360 Boomer No-Scope"
👨🚀🔫🎻🎺🎻🎺🎻🎺🎻
uR 2 sLOw
What?
can we all just appreciate how the knife is in the transportation section
holy fuck how did my comment get so many likes
it transports you straight to hell
@@aricre8886 no to candy land
No it makes u visit 2015 tf2
When used correctly a knife can transport you to prison
The knife can only legally be used to steal unsuspecting strangers’ subway tickets, and is thus a transportation item
Imagine if you could cut mobs with that... it would take it to a whole other level of cake.
Lol. I really don't want to imagine what meat cake tastes like.
Lmao
@@ardeshirrazany7043 meatloaf
@@ardeshirrazany7043 but emagine rotten flesh cake
Id like to eat the wither and the ender dragon :)
Me: “wait it’s all cake”
PhoenixSC: “it always has been”
Loads crossbow
*this was highly classified information I'm sorry*
Damnit I was too slow lol
Josh Pearce same
Zocz lol good one
This man created vertical slabs on accident.
yes
O.O
Yes
And Mojang cant create it even with requests
Krishna 2812 we shall wait, after all, they gave us the cave update
1:53 IT'S HONEY CAKE
Apply this to mobs too, killing the enderdragon would be a piece of cake
Underrated comment bro
holy fricking macarony bruh how this have so little likes
this comment definitely takes the cake
I hate you.
aaa
"This is not what you think it is, it is not an ordinary minecraft world"
When was it an ordinary minecraft world
including these spirits that stand right next to you and are unique to every person
Bedrock: is literally unbreackable
Random knife: this looks like a job for me
Unbreakable*
@@kabloodsoul8614 *netherright*
K Blood Soul *eather*
*_unbreackable_*
Turns out breaking bedrock is a piece of cake.
7:27 if you look closely at the ‘cake’ cake, then you can see the inside of it matches the outside perfectly.
*Phoenix:* "Is that chocolate cake?"
*ME:* "Its lasagna."
Yep, same I agree
Isnt a a lasagna is already a cake?
"always has been"
"Wait, why isn't it firing?"
@Nino I mean, kinda tru tho ngl
New player: Wait, it’s all cake?
OG player: Always has been.
*_lol_*
*Bang*
stolen
My Videos ok
hitormiss lol lol
Can we just appreciate that he doesn't even clickbait?
You better believe it. =)
Yeah
ye
Maziz lol skips 200+ like comments and pins one that compliments him
@@weegeeismad9298 I think it's just I'm always early...
3:46 IT WAS STRAWBERRY CHEESE ALL ALONG
This takes "My whole world was a lie" on a different level
Not only was your world a lie but the cake was too
8 _ lol
XDDDD
@@8_950 that's the joke. Please delete your comment.
It’s a edit he didn’t actually make it in cake
"to show you the power of Flex-Cake, I sawed this block in half!"
-PheonixSC
This comment needs more likes
Lol, super underrated
Oak cake see is that a chocolate cake
Lol k
Bedrock: no one can ever break me
Knife: I’m above the law
Also knife: I AM THE LAW
HOW DARE U make me give u a like :D
FBI OPEN UP
creative.
Lisa Lanik creative is cheating tho
@@lauriee5364 I-
Me: Wait, its all cake?
Phoenix: Always has been.
"To show you the weirdness of this video, i sawed this Diamond block in half!"
Wow, that's a lot of damage!
Lol
69th like haha nice
@@Inactivechannel-r6 this actually robotics just consume everything
TO SHOW THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE
Surgeon: **cuts into patient**
Also Surgeon: “my dude is made out of cake?!”
always has been
hey free snack
pokemaster 21 *_wtf_*
red velvet cake mmm
@@pokemaster2129 that's dark
0:43 yeah it transports you to the afterlife
I suggest a new crafting recipe for chain mail armour in Minecraft
Since Google said it’s a thinner and weaker version of iron
It will be just iron nuggets
Just put iron nuggets in a shape of a armour and you’ll have chainmail
"What do you have a bike, a car or a motorcycle?"
A knife
Mikotomo
but how to you ride it....I mean where do you sit?
Devil: so who's the one whose been impersonating me?
Everyone: *points at Phoenix SC*
Areeb Masoodi you misspelled god
Heeheeheeheehee!
Devil: well, i just wanna say that i'm a huge fan
Pro: crafting an anvil takes so much iron!
PhoenixSC: Nah, it's a piece of cake! :)
Also PhoenixSC: *Proceeds to cut bedrock with a cooking knife*
1000°C cooking knife
@@leiocerayt lmao
@@Ekvorivious 10000000000000000000 degree lnife
@@psalm17gamesandfriends14 thats about 10 quintillion degree knife
plus u spelt knife wrong
thats hotter then the sun!
@@psalm17gamesandfriends14 π degree knife
Me: Wait its all cake?
Phoenix SC: Always has been
Who would've known that breaking bedrock would be such a piece of cake?
I Hate This
I love this
Thanks, I hate it
r/TIHI
The Most Bad Joke
Teacher: What's your favorite transporta-
Me: *K N I F E*
*T r a n s p o r t a t i o n t o t h e a f t e r l i f e*
thats unfortunate
Transportation to jail.
@@wurtknurte7283 afterlife*
Afterknife
"Wait, all the comments are unoriginal?"
"Always has been."
wait, they are?
always has been
@@lightlie_ Your comment is ironic
I love the fact that the knife is flying while doing its job
Normal People: “Sees half cakes blocks”
Me: VERTICAL SLABS
Edit: Wow 520 likes that’s the most I’ve ever gotten!
WE STILL NEED VERTICAL SLABS!
YEAH WE NEED VERTICAL SLAB!111!!!!11!1!1!1
Nah dude
Horizontal glass panels first
Why do I always make a comment, and then scroll down to see people have already made similar comments?
Edible vertical slabs
*Wait, a cake block is all cake too?!*
*''Always ha... wait wth...''*
cake is a cake, it was always a lie
WAIT WHAT!?
Wha
Wha
Wha
Wha
Wha
Wha
Wha-
Always have been
It's a cake
that is a cake
that is also a cake
and they all in fact...
...are a cake.
Cake flavour cakey cake with cakes, that looks like cake, and is a cake, but is just a cake.
*C A K E*
"Wait, this meme has become unoriginal?"
"Always has been"
Me:wait it’s all cake
Phoenix:always has been
me: how to break bedrock in minecraft
Phoenix: use the cake mod
Wait c-can you cut water...
WHAT ABOUT THE VOID
TO MANY CAKES
@@McDonalds_cheeseburger USE THE CAKE MOD
What is the most part of the cakes
“It’s... It’s all cake?”
**Gun clicks**
“Always has been”
Cut to black screen
this is how you make a good movie
That's how u get a like
*eats gun because it's a cake*
The cake is a lie
i was going to make this comment damn
*uno reverse card*
6:59 this dude doesn’t understand that he did the impossible: cutting bedrock
That was cake
I gotta tell ya, that's cutting-edge invention!
Ha, it's my cousins birthday today, were havin... *CAKE!!!!!!*
Then he ate bedrock XD
@@Prototypez hahaha I'm *you're** first comment
Bedrock: whatever game your playing you can't defeat me
Phoenix SC: yea I know bet he can
KNIFE
Me : Wait the comments are all “Always has been” memes?
Comments : *Always has been.*
*bang*
yea
There are barely any funny or original comments on yt. But here the pinned one and the buff steve one are funny
Lets start a bang chain *bang*
damn it i was late to the joke i geuss lol
Me: no you can’t just turn every block into cake and cut it
Phoenix: haha knife go slice slice
no its haha knife go swoosh swoosh
@CrafterDogeYT how
@@eththe no you go woosh woosh
@CrafterDogeYT r/usingwooshwrong
@CrafterDogeYT r/idiotsonyoutube
1000 degree knife:
“I used to rule the world”
and now you got slayined by some random gun armored astranaut
Chunks would load when I gave the word
@@bladedninja8853 no not the song
@Bladed Ninja D:
mobs mightve been interesting, where you could cut like a pig and the two pig parts would walk in seperate directions.
6:56
The only way to break bedrock in survival.
True.
edition
LMAO
Nice pfp
xD
People going for the balance diet achievement: It’s all cake?
Stampylonghead: Always has been.
Cake mod: *Correct!*
Yes
NO
y e s
I never heard that name in years
"Wait it's all cake?
* holding knife behind * always has been"
"*Cuts him down in the half and he turns out to be a cake*"
LOL I was legit thinking of this comment and was about to post it
Dude someone copied you and got more likes
Tro:lmaso you sure he wrote it first????
* Cuts knife with knife. *
Steve:Wait its all cake Phoenix:Always has been
Science has gone too far!
LoL
Hi Techtastisch 🤣
Thanks you science man
Lol
@@alexanderschluter1864 what happened if cutting inside bee nest
"all I did was google--"
pheonix's greatest secret revealed
Programers: 👁 👃 👁
“Hey guys so I made something extremely weird today”
Me: ahhhh a normal Phoenix video
Yeah True ikr
...
@@jimviewer3803 ???
TODAY IS MAH BDAY
Always has been
I love your videos. I first remember you from your old minecraft content especially the cake. Keep it up! 😊😊
4:14 So you’re telling me we’ve been crafting cake on top of cake the entire time???
Always has been.
Pretty much
I used the cake to bake the cake
Me: wait it’s all cake?
Him: never has been
Me: wait what?
Him: you forgot to download the mod
Me: oh
Underrated
Understoodabale have a great day
unpredictable
With a twist, love it
@@Ethernal_Bob u n d e r s t o o d a b l e
I think you should add negative enchanting
Example: - 1 sharpness reduces damage
Yess
That’d be bluntness
Fortune -1: 0 diamonds
Fortune -2: Chance to losing 1-3 diamonds
Fortune -3: Chance to losing 3-5 diamonds
Negative Frost walker: ice becomes water
Negative mending: Repair when used, breaks when collect xp
-5 sharpness: You take damage.
João Leote • 21 years ago that would be pretty good
Especially for me, where i end up with a kbghjkrillion cobblestonne and 0 diamonds
he should've ran through and eaten all the cakes after. that would've been so satisfying and i would've subscribed...
"Wait, it's all cake?"
"Yeah bro wanna slice?"
"Yeah sure bro."
*_munches on obsidian_*
👨🚀🍰 👨🚀🍰
*I hand you the plate, but it is cake*
The only cake I'm craving is buff Steve's 😳
thicc
cursed comment
Phoenix Hearted it that means he'll make Buff Steve into a cake
I wish buff steve was a cake
i love buff steve
Buff Alex
"The cube, is cake."
-Timotainment
Reality is not what it appears to be. The chair... is cake.
Question everything you see. The cube... is cake.
Nothing is safe from this uncomfortable truth.
The ↕️⬅️↖️➡️◀️... is cake.
That begs the question.... what lies in the cake itself?
...
No.
No, no, there must be more!
Finally, at the atomic level, we can achieve solace, as the atoms themselves ar-
You’ve gotta be kidding me.
YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME-
Look at the comment now that I’ve edited it, has been improved
Omg I watched that video too!!! XDDD
@@ptmars9586 _entire script_
ProToCall yep
"Ah yes, the cake here is made out of cake."
Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS BO- wait, it’s a big cake?
Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS BO- wait, it’s a big cake?
Haven : “Always has been”
“Always has been”
"what cake are you iron"
-Phoenix 2020
I hope the developers will add Ducks to Minecraft
Phoenix SC: *cuts a lot of cake blocks in a line*
Me: *waiting for him to just walk through and eat them all*
Sashii E. same. BUT HE DIDN'T!
same
Same
I kinda have a Mettaton feeling when everything was a bomb
And now is everything a cake!
Japan: *sweats*
*THIS DOG IS A BOMB!*
DAISAN BAKUDAN, BITE ZA DUSTO
@@Someone..................... there it is
Your computer: cake
Reach into the screen and grab Minecraft: cake
Yourself: cake
Your chair collapses because what do you know: CAKE
Your self confidence: ITS ALL CAKE
that's why my self confidence always falls apart, cause it's cake
@@bartekcalinski1221 Maybe someone is eating it, thats very common
Now I know what's real whats cake
one (if not) the first videos ive seen from you. best decision ever
Bedrock: You cant defeat me!
Diamond Pickaxe: I know but he can
Netherite Pickaxe: nah man but I know someone who could
Knife:
Doesn't work if bedrock is surrounded by other bedrock though!
creative idiot.
“Wait, the comments on this video are all written like this one.”
“They always have been.”
Nice job stealing my comment but changing it up.
I didn’t steal your comment since I didn’t even see it.
wait, this gun's cake!
"Im the forgotten ancient one"
“What if...”
“It was all just a -dream- cake?”
I would d̶i̶g̶ eat straight down
Always was.
🔫👨🚀
*it always has been*
Thanks phoenix you gave me a great idea for my next birthday
"eat the block"
Steve can eat two slices that are 1m x 1m x .5m
There is a phrase in my culture "A monster train as one and eat as two"
@Killer Bee That's equivalent to 2 minecraft cakes xD
Don’t forget that he can eat an entire cow’s beef.
Ray Dai wat
Steve has a REALLY big mouth
2:36 "wierd looking cake"
*Schwarzwälderkirschtorte you monster*
Jo xD
The scary part is that I actually understand what that means.
@@Gr0t0s yeh
Me: It’s all cake
Phoenix: Always has been
Me: oh i saw a person same to my brothers comment
me: always copy been
@eddiee sorry kung di ako maruning mag english pri
"The entire world is cake"
But he dont even cut any natural block of the world lol
"The diamond cake is a lie"
- Glados when she plays Minecraft
Fundy cutting open a block of grass to reveal Quackity replaying in my mind now O_O
I know right
forever it will never go away
"there's a lot of blocks down there to cut"
Says the guy who's literally in a world made of blocks
What if : You want to play with Blocks
But God said : It's Cake Time
"Wait... It's all hyper - realistic cake???"
"Always has been"
*cut the gun
@@sansza007 *gun is actually a cake*
ruclips.net/video/iXOpxC5kt7Q/видео.html what u say is true
@@danox6476 yes
"It's all cake memes"
Ibxtoycat with a Command Block /kill: And it's always been
My little brother has a knife help he thinks that I'm Cake
Help I have been in the crawl space and I don't have 3 toes and I'm missing a chunk of my hand. Plz send help.
@@phage_captain are u joking
Don't woosh me
/r woosh
No this is not a joke
Ok it might be a joke.
Mind Blowing Discovery: Cut Grass.
I have an idea
Make the chest cake work normally after it’s cut but each side has half the storage of a normal chest
*accidentally eats the valuables chest*
so each one has 13.5 slots. what block can fit in the .5 slot? cake
I like it
@@vii-ka slabs?
"Wait, all block in minecraft is a cake?"
"Always has been"
Lol two people copied you
"Transportation" Yeah. It transports the victim to the heavens
Or hell
You can almost say we've been Swiss-rolled..
That Chest is looking awfully like a cake
Phoenix baked a cake into my chest.
that sounds weird out of context
Potatic ikr
That Muffin is looking awfully like a Hamster
Somebody baked a Hamster into my Muffin