Dumb Ways to Drive
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- Опубликовано: 23 фев 2014
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--This video is a parody of Metro Trains Melbourne's "Dumb Ways to Die".
I just love how the guy racing the cops just bounced off the cop car. It's just so funny.
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Im Like The Bean Out Or The Truck
I still snicker about that sometimes
0:04 looks like numpty but with out fire
Yes its numpty without the fire
LYRICS (Warning, do not attempt any of the following below)
Coat your wheels with Vaseline
Give a hit to a Washing Machine
Play Bumper Cars with a Flatbed Truck
Or Hide and Seek with a Full-Grown buck
Dumb ways to drive
So many dumb ways to drive
*(X2)*
Practice Tiquando as you cruise (Cruise)
Use your road time to catch a snooze (Snooze)
Do your makeup in the mirror while your running late
Take the oncoming lane on the Interstate
Dumb ways to drive
So many dumb ways to drive
*(X2)*
Have a race with the highway cop
Reach a Red light and forget to stop
Hand a set of keys to each of your kids
Take a very long drive on a really short bridge
Dumb ways to drive
So many dumb ways to drive
*(X2)*
Reverse on a One Way Street (On a One Way Street)
Pass the rocks on and brake to the beat (Brake to the beat)
Find a mine and drive right through
I wonder, what's this red button?
*Ninny was not the impostor.*
Dumb ways to drive (Dumb ways to drive)
So many dumb ways to drive (They are so dumb)
Dumb ways to drive...
So many dumb ways to drive
Go for a car wash with your sunroof open
Speed off a cliff into the Atlantic Ocean
Sit behind the wheel when you're drunk as a sailor
Forget to designate a driver that's sober
Drink and drive 'til the day is over
They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly...
...The dumbest ways to drive (The dumbest ways to, drive)
The dumbest ways to drive (The dumbest ways to, drive)
The dumbest ways to drive...
So many dumb... (So many dumb)
So many dumb ways to drive (So many dumb)
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so cool!
Thank for showing us the lyrics
Die but drive
To late
Great video!
what about texting while driving
Lol
Nah it’s allowed now
That's from We Want to Live In Caracas, not Dumb Ways to Drive.
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What about eating while u drive
1:11 do you hear chop slopping
I saw he say get to stop
1:47 i wonder whats this red button do 1:50 ooooffffffff
cant believe find this again
1:39 That One Gave Me Nightmares
Which
@@LFC626 1:39
@@Simurated N0 1:39
1:39 Nightmares ☹️☹️☹️
I was hit by a drunk driver at 80mph once lucky I survived, he wasn’t so lucky, please don’t drink and drive, it can ruin, destroy, end many lives.
whoever is singing I like ur voice. Your a good singer
Now that’s a good commemt
Great song
I added this video to my playlist.
.
1:28 the little dudes sing
love it
Great vid
AMAZING!!!
0:37 is there its dippy
From dumd ways to die. He got bitten by fish
Christopher Accilien that metro have no Vehicles
No I swear it isn't mE
@@christopheraccilien8626 dumb* not dumd
Love!
Awesome
2:09 Final Destination 4
Good voice😌
This is great!
I love it
To all the children wanting to know the lyrics:
(Line 1)
Coat your wheels with vaseline
Give a hit to your washing machine
Play bumper cars with a flat-bed truck
Or hide and seek with a full-grown buck
(Chorus)
Dumb ways to drive
So many dumb ways to drive
Dumb ways to dri-i-ive
So many dumb ways to drive
(Line 2)
Practice tiquando as a cruise
Use your road time to catch a snooze
Do your makeup in the mirror when you run in late
Take the oncoming lane on the interstate
(Chorus) (Begin clapping)
Dumb ways to drive
So many dumb ways to drive
Dumb ways to dri-i-ive
So many dumb ways to drive
(Line 3)
Have a race with a highway cop
Reach a red light and forget to stop
Hand a set of keys to each of your kids
Take a very long drive on a really short bridge
(Chorus)(Clap)
Dumb ways to drive
So many dumb ways to drive
(Vocals) Dumb ways to dri-i-ive
So many dumb ways to drive
(Line 4)
Reverse on a one way street (on a one way street)
Pass the rocks on and break to the beat (break-break to the beat)
Find a mine and drive right through
I wonder what this red button do?
(Chorus)(Clap)
Dumb ways to drive (Dumb ways to drive)
So many dumb ways to drive (They are so dumb 7s)
Dumb ways to dri-i-ive
So many dumb ways to drive
(Line 5)
Go for a car wash with your sunroof open
Speed off a cliff into the atlantic ocean
Sit behind the wheel when your drunk as a sailor
Get the designate from a driver thats sober
Drink and drive till the day is over
They might not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
(Chorus)(Clap)
The dumbest ways to drive
The dumbest ways to drive
Dumbest ways to dri-i-ive
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to drive
Mr. Avocado it’s full grown buck
Catlover83 LPS I didn’t realize that I put bug lol. Thanks anyway
Mr. Avocado mhm!
You spell Taekwondo wrong but you did good
Forget to designate a driver that's sober*
0:47. Please let this be a normal field trip....
@pixy + mari *L O L*
@pixy + mari my brother just won’t get his hair cut
@pixy + mari well he’s been growing his hair out and I just pet his hair because it looks so fluffy
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I LOVE IT
1:28 dodge lol
1:57 🍐🍐🍐🚃😵
Lol
R.I.P the kids xd
I like dumb ways To Die
@@CrackRandom tu eres el que me contestó pero se elimino
@@CrackRandom el comentario
Nice idea
This is AWESOME
I'm so happy I got to see you on the show and you
Hi
Hi food you were a fan of me now I change my pfp and banner
Ok
@@Ambumaleebchannel Нι
Hi Guys
It’s been years since I’ve seen this
Try if you can find all TheShmuz Magnet here
you are awesome
He has a nice singing voice.
It’s a male voice.
01:21-01:36 that's is a good musical style
REALLY IS GOOD!!!!
hello??
awesome
Awesome like it
I love this
This dumb ways to drive
Hapless stop
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@@ToonToonsTV_ znzjkzzk
A mais verdadeira realidade de nosso país. Estamos sucumbindo a anos, e ainda vamos passar por um evento deste porte... Aos amigos que vizualizaram este vídeo, saibam, ISSO É ROTINA NESTE PAÍS, ESTE PAÍS É UMA VERGONHA.
Brazil sério que estas aqui 🤯
Love you forefer❤️😘😍🥰
I love it 😍😍😍😍
I like this song
Lyrics (Will edit):
Coach your wheels with Vaseline
Get a? hit to a washing machine
Play bumper cars with a flat-head truck
Or play hide and seek with a full grown buck
(Chorus)
Practice Taikwado as you cruise
Use your road time to catch a snooze
Do your make-up in the mirror when you're running late
Take the ongoing lane on the interstate
(Chorus)
Have a race with a highway cop
Reach a red light and forget to stop
Hand a set of keys to each of your kids
Take a very long drive on a very short bridge
(Chorus)
Reverse on a one way street
Pass? a rock song and brake to the beat
Find a mine and drive right through
Hmm I wonder, what's this red button do?
(Chorus)
Go for a car wash with your sun roof open
Take off? a cliff into the Atlantic ocean
Sit behind that wheel while you're drunk as a sailor
? while you're drinking that soda
Drink and drive 'til the day is over
(Chorus and then message)
@@TankieBoi What does "Full Grown Buck" mean?
A Buck is a male moose, so it's basically saying "Play hide and seek with a full grown moose".
all mistakes
1."play bumper cars with a flat BED
truck"
2."use your ROAD TIME to catch a snooze"
0:36 dippy
Ehh
1:57 R.I.P
Dumb
@@myraabaloyan4581 ways to reply
Paints:(
Nice song
Adorei
Oi
0:36 dippy is in the video
Love💏❤💒💌💍😇
No I'm not I swear
@raphael cernay frick
@raphael cernay yes the piranhas did
@@dumbdannia6326no that comment means that dippy is the ninja
Dumb ways to drive characters: Numpty Truckmick Doomed Dippy Dunce Calamity Mishap (orange) Bodoh (no hat and has a crutch) Lax Bard (has hair and light green and ingrowth teeth) Crash (has no helmet has hair) Ninny Bonehead Senior Redcape Brick Doofus
Shut up caillou!
@@ROCKONTHEGROUND446 Stop cyberbullying me or else I will get you terminated on RUclips
@@anguswakeford9072 Yeah
Btw there are 4 laxes 2 ninnys and 2 mishaps (but one is orange and one is purple with clown makeup )
Who is truckmick?!
I LIKE IT!
How come you didn’t do all of them?
The guy singing this has a really smooth voice
This guy to 1:58
I think this guys name is Bryan lol
Trevor Thurston lol
Who? The one driving?
1:47 *If Grian and Chills had a baby*
What? I dont understand this who are grian and chills?
ganda
1:50 oooooooooooooooooo
I make Ninny say, Doo doo
To be fair, I’m afraid of driving myself. I know how dangerous it is and how hard is it for me to focus. Not to mention that too much cars around can damage the environment and clog traffic.
I think I’ll take the bus.
♥️♥️♥️
I think I'll use crash test dummies
@@imlittlechadandfamily2426
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PLEASE DO SO
RESPONSIBIY.
So funny the video. Loved it, like it. BTW video so awesome!!?!!?!
And I love it
Wow
I really love this dwtd it's like the metro one.
they should have had one with texting and driving
Nice
The fact that I've seen at least 3 quarters of this song happen on the roads of my city
Pratice Takwando As In Cruise is LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
niko is crying noggin and nick jr logo collection 3:01
Poiutyrewqasdfghj
If there's one thing more important than train safety, it's road safety.
1:14 I like that part because the kids have keys
They are pretty much Lax's kids
But it's Lax Bard and Crasher!💙💚❤️
1:47 funniest part
1:50 Ninny Got Rejected
this is so awsome,funny and cool
Am I the only one seeing this or did that dark yellow bean with the orange sun glasses at the end change from a ninny shape into a lax shape
I did one of these dumb ways to drive. I once pressed a button that turned on the emergency brake.
goodness
lol
FF fe
LOL
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I see lots of family influence in here. Good job guys its great:-)
🧿
He is a really good singer
Cool
1:57 Press F To Pay Respects
Very nice lyrics and animation.
They fly
I wonder what the full lyrics are
1:49 WATCH OUT THE CAR IS ABOUT TO BE ROCKET
0:36 The man from Use your private part as piranha Bait
U mean dippy?
Dpipy
That was really interesting but short kind of
Catchy
They forgot texting
Vmj
Yeah
I argee
yeah i argee to
Yep that's true!
2:32 they may not rhyme? If you listened they did
Hughie its the same word idiot "over"
Gleaming uh your wrong
I loves this video february 2015
Verse 1 : numpty hapless calamity dummkopf
Verse 2 : dippy dunce doofus (female) bonehead
Verse 3 : mishap (orange) mishap (lime and not in chorus) dippy (old lady) lax’s children (different colors ) doomed (out of the bag )
Verse 4 : doomed (again) doofus (looks like ninny) dunce (again) ninny
Verse 5 : ninny (again) doomed (again for the third time)
Bridge : boneheaded (lime) dippy (yellow and with balloon) mishap (again for the third time and purple and not in the chorus) ninny and lax (yellow and green)
My Childhood
Fun fact: in all the dumb ways to drive characters death u can see the shmuz logo
Monster Madness i
Me to
1:47 hhill climb racing 2 i wonder what the exit button does?
0:52 Only 3 People?!!?
No rest of the people are in those driving around
0:23 Only 1 person?
idk why
how
But a person drive in that person and ur wrong
He was the only person to have his dead body seen
You mean Bean.
Nostalgia 2017
Little confusing but super fun
How are the lyrics?
First comment
The lyrics are good r/youngpeopleyoutube
News: the guy from Get your toast out with a fork is in there, the guy from i Wonder what this red button do is in there, the guy from use your privite parts as piranha bait is in there and the guy from sell Both your kidneys on the Internet is in there.
Where
Ninny,dippy,and dunce
Lurn hao two cspel
@Nicole Mcmahon only Ninny
Actually, I see the guy from drive around the boomgates at a level crossing there as well
1:57 R.I.P Kids
Dumb ways to drive so many Dumb ways to drive Dumb ways to dr i ve so many Dumb ways to drive
there are some characters in the song,but not the dumb ways to drive part
I feel bad for the kids that have the keys when they got smushed
No u feeeeeeeeeeeeeal gud
@@spectralbypassfailure532 RUclips kids
"Colored peanuts singing about cars"
In México they look like Frijoles Pandilleros
@@Babagadoosh77 GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
This my video
@@Ytkch4se no, its theshmuz’s video
@@abeceda103 wtf