Controversial "Would You Rather?" - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 38

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  • Опубликовано: 25 июн 2024
  • On this episode of the podcast, we cover the most controversial "would you rather" questions, enjoy.
    Twitter: / chucklesandwich
    Website: www.chucklesandwich.link/
    Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/78PyQph...
    Edited by Scott: / scottposts
    Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison, Charlie Slimecicle and jschlatt where they talk about whatever the hell they want, they'll be bringing guests on in the future, but I suppose we really haven't figured out what this is yet. Maybe stick around and find out.
    CHAPTERS:
    0:00 - Intro (the reddit bible)
    1:36 - Welcome + would you rather
    2:24 - Question 1
    8:38 - Question 2
    15:17 - Question 3
    26:26 - Question 4
    33:47 - Question 5 (controversial section)
    37:37 - Question 6
    41:20 - Something influencers wish for but never get
    44:00 - Charlie's morning routine
    45:50 - Going out for runs
    48:24 - The Immortal Snail
    52:40 - Question 7
    55:45 - Charlie's nightmare story
    1:02:20 - Ted's self inflicted accident
    1:05:00 - Outro
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Комментарии • 1,8 тыс.

  • @dekusi1857
    @dekusi1857 2 года назад +5255

    barely 10 minutes in and schlatts already gone through every stage of grief

  • @cozence
    @cozence 2 года назад +1909

    This whole podcast could be used as evidence in a court of law

    • @Zack-ds9rs
      @Zack-ds9rs 2 года назад +84

      So if I comment does that make me an accomplice or a witness

    • @DarinMenezes
      @DarinMenezes 2 года назад +29

      @@Zack-ds9rs yes

    • @washingmachine569
      @washingmachine569 2 года назад +93

      @@Zack-ds9rs you’re the victim

    • @hope6840
      @hope6840 2 года назад +17

      *Will be

    • @sleepyclowns
      @sleepyclowns 2 года назад +19

      not if, but when.

  • @blinkfilms1
    @blinkfilms1 2 года назад +1795

    "I am so comfortable with my sexuality and my love for cake" Ted nivison, 2021

  • @bright1359
    @bright1359 2 года назад +1357

    "dude I genuinely want you so badly." End podcast permenantly, a few months later, charlie announces that Ted and him are getting married
    39:23

    • @kat_rebrand
      @kat_rebrand 2 года назад +91

      He said it 41:52 as well lol :)

  • @carrotfriend22
    @carrotfriend22 2 года назад +7129

    I really appreciate Charlie viciously consuming celery as if he was making up for the episodes in which he did not consume his vegetables

    • @theeggineer
      @theeggineer 2 года назад +16

      timestamp?

    • @slyfox5123
      @slyfox5123 2 года назад +32

      @@theeggineer 16:15

    • @theeggineer
      @theeggineer 2 года назад +1

      @@slyfox5123 thanks

    • @wholesomemusic9
      @wholesomemusic9 2 года назад +93

      I love the others' reactions to Charlie's celery eating 20:30 "What is that noise?" "Shut up."

    • @vibevizier6512
      @vibevizier6512 2 года назад +40

      It ABSOLUTELY makes up for it bro, i didnt expect the bit to come back but its so raw and fucking bestial now, god this bitch is funny

  • @nah-bruh2730
    @nah-bruh2730 2 года назад +2634

    “I’m gonna enjoy whatever’s comin” hauntingly stares to the abyss

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 2 года назад +865

    Chuckle Sandwich Bingo:
    "Charlie and Schlatt scream at each other while Ted is trying to calm them down"
    "Schlatt says something agressive that doesn't makes sense."
    "Charlie makes a pun that just works."
    "Ted says something ominous out of nowhere."
    "Schlatt says something normal and cries."
    "Ted says something to Schlatt like a disappointed dad."
    "Schlatt and Charlie laughs at something while Ted talks about another thing unrelated."
    "Unlimited bacon..."

    • @ludwig8334
      @ludwig8334 2 года назад +22

      the word meth is in something

    • @ZAsym
      @ZAsym 2 года назад +30

      sniffing mustache

    • @ZAsym
      @ZAsym 2 года назад +17

      sniffing mustache

    • @ZAsym
      @ZAsym 2 года назад +17

      sniffing mustache

    • @doggydogworld533
      @doggydogworld533 2 года назад +32

      @@ZAsym i'm glad you let us know about schlatt sniffing his mustache in three separate comments 👍👍 really got the point across

  • @brendanp1928
    @brendanp1928 2 года назад +318

    The reason Charlie doesn’t care about traffic is because he lives in Vermont where there are only like 5 people in total.

    • @thelqualomee1040
      @thelqualomee1040 2 года назад +13

      as someone who lives in New Hampshire, can confirm there is no one here

    • @TomWDW1
      @TomWDW1 Год назад +8

      As someone who grew up in Vermont... can confirm.

    • @misc8557
      @misc8557 Год назад +5

      its just like some scooby doo ghost town

    • @engineer4042
      @engineer4042 Год назад

      Nah, we got a crap ton of traffic again now. People are pouring in here because of Bernie Sanders. And it's getting annoying. People with no sense on how to drive. Gonna have to move now to somewhere even more rural. That's fine though. Had a good run while it lasted.

  • @soapish4ever
    @soapish4ever 2 года назад +4881

    cant believe “schlimbo”, “timbo”, and “chimbo” made a podcast about would you rathers

    • @SHMOUSEY86
      @SHMOUSEY86 2 года назад +135

      schlimbo? Did you mean The Schlelephant Man?

    • @SHMOUSEY86
      @SHMOUSEY86 2 года назад +120

      The Nightmare on Schlelm Street?

    • @SHMOUSEY86
      @SHMOUSEY86 2 года назад +107

      Schlattlestar Galactica?

    • @SHMOUSEY86
      @SHMOUSEY86 2 года назад +112

      The Black Eyed Schlees?

    • @jellejoustra4024
      @jellejoustra4024 2 года назад +13

      Truly incredible attempt at comedy 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🧅👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤡👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😐👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😎👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @tehrybite
    @tehrybite 2 года назад +2520

    I love how Schlatt makes a big deal about his commute like it’s some kind of grand journey, and then he reveals it’s only 20 minutes long.

    • @hellohell7773
      @hellohell7773 2 года назад +42

      Omg same I was like that’s all???

    • @lizter.
      @lizter. 2 года назад +66

      Hey man, you forgot these "".

    • @_klc_
      @_klc_ 2 года назад +90

      Yep, "Schlatt" is just explaining how my parents got to school

    • @krisstasko
      @krisstasko 2 года назад +31

      He's acting like a brit

    • @flfstf8433
      @flfstf8433 2 года назад +14

      @@krisstasko as a brit I can confirm this

  • @maou5508
    @maou5508 2 года назад +108

    I love how they all take turns playing the straight man for each other's bits

  • @rebeccamarie6924
    @rebeccamarie6924 Год назад +65

    39:22 Charlie’s “I genuinely want you so badly” moment

  • @spaget6524
    @spaget6524 2 года назад +3617

    This is the perfect podcast to have both unlimited, and no games to

    • @BigBoyBroccoli
      @BigBoyBroccoli 2 года назад +96

      Maybe even unlimited bacon if your feeling extra spicy

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 2 года назад +10

      Nut none

    • @joy-wire
      @joy-wire 2 года назад +37

      I think that in the equation of "games, unlimited games, but no games", the absolutes of "unlimited games" and "no games" would cancel out, and you would have "games" left. So you DO have games.

    • @nah-bruh2730
      @nah-bruh2730 2 года назад +36

      @@joy-wire the only issue is you have no games

    • @joy-wire
      @joy-wire 2 года назад +22

      @@nah-bruh2730 but you have unlimited games

  • @nah-bruh2730
    @nah-bruh2730 2 года назад +3906

    Back to the old reliable Chucklers, a favorite puppy to be sure.

  • @scottm7079
    @scottm7079 Год назад +68

    Charlie’s entire snail bit starting at 52:10 is actually the peak of comedy.

  • @ZuzutheGiant
    @ZuzutheGiant 2 года назад +46

    49:28 "It's fine, it's fine, it's as slow as a snail. It probably won't catch up." *Stares into soul*

  • @mysticat
    @mysticat 2 года назад +4104

    what a fantastic intro lol

    • @overmtts
      @overmtts 2 года назад +28

      My mom told me not to talk to strangers

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 2 года назад +19

      You icon picture is cute

    • @RyannChris
      @RyannChris 2 года назад +21

      I swear this guy likes every single channel I’m into

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 2 года назад +5

      @@RyannChris and that’s a good thing

    • @RyannChris
      @RyannChris 2 года назад +8

      @@daisyjoy242 yeah but it’s to the point where it get a bit weird lmao.

  • @doomwangus2080
    @doomwangus2080 2 года назад +968

    If you read the right Bible verses in the right order you activate Schlatt like a sleeper agent, and I think this should be tested

    • @burnttoaster431
      @burnttoaster431 2 года назад

      Which verses

    • @ATemplarIGuess
      @ATemplarIGuess 2 года назад +9

      @@burnttoaster431 first word of each verse

    • @annakepes8050
      @annakepes8050 Год назад +1

      @@ATemplarIGuess all of the verses, in the entire book

  • @eliswaggod
    @eliswaggod 2 года назад +244

    I love how Ted started trying to justify taking away women's rights

    • @junomonsoon
      @junomonsoon 2 года назад

      Wh ????

    • @LunaCorart
      @LunaCorart 2 года назад +16

      Based

    • @aetherius6221
      @aetherius6221 Год назад +2

      He had to justify and didn't just pull the trigger on principle???

    • @TZ_
      @TZ_ Год назад +2

      I remember when I first heard Schlatt say it I thought he said “give women rights or give up your own happiness” lmao

  • @samdwichenjoyer
    @samdwichenjoyer 2 года назад +59

    Charlie being completely taken aback by what Schlatt is saying at 18:22 is so fucking funny

  • @duskstorm3560
    @duskstorm3560 2 года назад +2140

    "God did not give me reddit gold when I was born." What does this mean and why do I relate so heavily?

    • @prostheticsmile
      @prostheticsmile 2 года назад +15

      Read this comment as Charlie was saying it 🤠

    • @bonemann6107
      @bonemann6107 2 года назад +54

      GOD DID NOT GIVE ME REDDIT GOLD WHEN I WAS BORN! I EARNED IT!

    • @billdover3694
      @billdover3694 2 года назад +30

      @@bonemann6107 AMEN 🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🌻🇺🇲

    • @burnttoaster431
      @burnttoaster431 2 года назад +8

      @@bonemann6107* super idol * +15 social credit

  • @VichoK
    @VichoK 2 года назад +1666

    Charlie just wants to be small because that's one step closer to being a lizard

  • @MrKrimson
    @MrKrimson 2 года назад +87

    i love how charlie's morning routine is so clearly true as he zones out and is rerunning through his day

  • @ashphalt_
    @ashphalt_ 2 года назад +63

    I can’t believe they didn’t hear Charlie say “apparently you already picked yours”

  • @DrDementia
    @DrDementia 2 года назад +471

    Charlie shares a fruit and veggie diet with his guinea pigs

    • @itterbitter707
      @itterbitter707 2 года назад +2

      Those are cats not guinea pigs.
      Source: Episode 13 lmao

    • @wilburfoot
      @wilburfoot 2 года назад +5

      I just gave my 4 guinea pigs lettuce and they agree

  • @Talia_Foxx
    @Talia_Foxx 2 года назад +944

    26:40 Charlie once again making a hilariously witty joke and having no one hear it. Sad day for the Charlie community.

    • @bred9901
      @bred9901 2 года назад +51

      extremely witty our boy is

    • @Hey_Jamie
      @Hey_Jamie Год назад +4

      This happens to me… all of the time. All of it.

    • @JustTheCreep
      @JustTheCreep Год назад

      @@Hey_Jamie I just repeat it as often as I have to, shove my jokes up their throats, until they cry.

    • @davoman9118
      @davoman9118 Год назад +17

      dude, and the fact that he DID actually pick stupid makes it even more funny.

    • @emmlua
      @emmlua Год назад +4

      THIS JOKE WAS SO FUNNY

  • @green_zip101
    @green_zip101 2 года назад +55

    52:40
    Shlatt: "would you rather your best friend walk in on you *ucking a dog or a dog walk in on you *ucking your best friend"
    Charlie from the floor: "is there a way to do both?"
    This killed me

  • @danicorvus
    @danicorvus 2 года назад +22

    49:30 the dead look in charlies eyes sends a wave of fear across my body

  • @Darkasasin80
    @Darkasasin80 2 года назад +543

    That legit would be a funny parody commercial. "The roads are clear, but are your nasal passageways?"
    Love it.

  • @laurenl1088
    @laurenl1088 2 года назад +681

    Ted would make a great Himbo, Schlatt would always have his filters, and Charlie already plays a small slime man at times, so these are excellent options.

    • @gamerdio2503
      @gamerdio2503 2 года назад +3

      Schlatt? Filter?

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 2 года назад +37

      @@gamerdio2503 he purposefully overfilters his photos on Instagram

    • @ittzrizz
      @ittzrizz 2 года назад +15

      "schlatt"*

    • @justalula7151
      @justalula7151 2 года назад +17

      @@gamerdio2503 he also does the same whenever he posts a selfie on twitter tho he stopped this one time when Minx claimed Jambo as her car

    • @comfytrees
      @comfytrees 2 года назад +12

      @@justalula7151 I wish jambo was my car too

  • @austinca8361
    @austinca8361 2 года назад +44

    Okay I put off watching this episode for a bit, but I'm watching it now. Feel free to release the next episode. Thank you for waiting for me to watch this one.

    • @Wylando
      @Wylando 2 года назад +18

      Alright Austin but get to the next one quicker so the rest of us can watch

    • @austinca8361
      @austinca8361 2 года назад +10

      @@Wylando If you must know, I am going to watch the new one right away because I know how much they love waiting for me to catch up

  • @jooeh_m
    @jooeh_m 2 года назад +35

    11 days without a chuckle sandwich? this is not favourite puppy

    • @ShadeSoup
      @ShadeSoup 2 года назад

      probably not gonna upload again :(

    • @biggestp0ser
      @biggestp0ser 2 года назад

      @@ShadeSoup Where tf did you get That 😭 they’ve gone this long without uploading before

    • @ShadeSoup
      @ShadeSoup 2 года назад

      @@biggestp0ser did u know i have iads

  • @shinyfirefly6756
    @shinyfirefly6756 2 года назад +941

    This is the perfect podcast to say something controversial to

    • @Garbage-Bound-Filth
      @Garbage-Bound-Filth 2 года назад +11

      Among us

    • @Memu_
      @Memu_ 2 года назад +39

      I think gatorade should be thicker

    • @juvenile5395
      @juvenile5395 2 года назад +4

      @@Garbage-Bound-Filth in real life

    • @rexcelsior5415
      @rexcelsior5415 2 года назад +7

      MILF from Friday Night Funkin’ is not a good song.

    • @FortunateFox_
      @FortunateFox_ 2 года назад +10

      Water isn't wet

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 2 года назад +203

    “The SCP wiki is the best piece of writing by committee since the Bible”
    -Internet Historian

  • @simonblackwell3576
    @simonblackwell3576 2 года назад +12

    I love that at 20:21 Ted is acting like a responsible adult only for 20:29 to come and reveal he is also a child

  • @rein7999
    @rein7999 Год назад +10

    Charlie: you probably have to eat like a whole.. like a whole head of celery ya know?
    *Also Charlie: bites like 6 pieces of celery*

  • @lukesmith8896
    @lukesmith8896 2 года назад +760

    Schlatt trying to say Non-Aggression Pact is me on a daily basis.
    P.S. 37:11

    • @moonieboi8011
      @moonieboi8011 2 года назад +1

      I'm your 69th like lololololololololol

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 2 года назад +5

      back to our roots baby

    • @AcheOfHead
      @AcheOfHead 2 года назад +6

      * “Schlatt”

    • @moonieboi8011
      @moonieboi8011 2 года назад +5

      @@AcheOfHead "Schlagg"

    • @Simrasil_
      @Simrasil_ 2 года назад +2

      @@moonieboi8011 dude that's epic that's like the sex number rofl

  • @SameDoll
    @SameDoll 2 года назад +289

    Ted: "what if we're already Stupid and everyone just tunes in to hear us be stupid"
    Charlie: "squid game"
    Ted: **panics in Stupid**

  • @ethanb8056
    @ethanb8056 2 года назад +41

    i can feel it in my bones that charlie was going to say "dick ya later" at the end but decided against it

  • @matthewjosefspira3207
    @matthewjosefspira3207 2 года назад +25

    it's been 9 days ted. I'm goosing for a new episode

  • @gm_shiokawa
    @gm_shiokawa 2 года назад +740

    This is the perfect podcast to eat unlimited bacon to

    • @zachpike1773
      @zachpike1773 2 года назад +36

      The perfect podcast to put on in the background while I play my unlimited no games

    • @masonn28
      @masonn28 2 года назад +7

      Or play games but also not play games at the same time

    • @_whitenights
      @_whitenights 2 года назад +8

      but with no games

    • @maxmccants2902
      @maxmccants2902 2 года назад +4

      This is the perfect podcast to eat a cake to

    • @commissarbearz
      @commissarbearz 2 года назад +1

      This podcast made me wanna be sick while remembering there ain't traffic anymore

  • @panypo7211
    @panypo7211 2 года назад +379

    This is a greart podcast to eat a cake to...
    ..and other things..

  • @VStrawbrriez
    @VStrawbrriez 2 года назад +12

    43:00 i've been going through a rough patch with my mental health recently. Hearing you guys actually talk about how much your life isn't together makes me feel so much better. I'm only 18 and have so much stressing me out its hard to do normal things
    Thanks boys

  • @goatsfluff
    @goatsfluff 2 года назад +18

    Took a look on the Chuckle Sandwich subreddit. This is a post by GeniusCM:
    "I don't think we're getting an episode this week.
    Schlatt and Charlie are doing their thing, having a road-trip while hunting ghosts, so If guess we'll have to wait a little bit more for another episode."
    I advise looking at the comments of that post, but as I understand it, people might just be busy.

  • @houdini6299
    @houdini6299 2 года назад +202

    I’m having a bad day, then Schlatt says he would take away all of my rights for his own happiness and I feel right at home.

  • @Didi-wo7vd
    @Didi-wo7vd 2 года назад +421

    The cold vs traffic one is like them realising how annoying periods are. Like, imagine being miserable every couple weeks lol

    • @deepinmythots752
      @deepinmythots752 2 года назад +16

      I'm miserable everyday 🙃

    • @Didi-wo7vd
      @Didi-wo7vd 2 года назад +25

      @@deepinmythots752 I'm sorry to hear that. just know it gets better and that you are loved. take care of yourself and have a nice day :)

    • @aces_pretty_face2927
      @aces_pretty_face2927 2 года назад +24

      Funny you mention that because I just threw up today because my period made me so nauseous.

    • @Didi-wo7vd
      @Didi-wo7vd 2 года назад +9

      @@aces_pretty_face2927 Nooo periods suck. i hope youre feeling better now!

    • @brazoserwin8936
      @brazoserwin8936 2 года назад

      It has been proven that men go through a somewhat similar hormone change I believe is once a month that gets somewhat close to the hormonal change when a woman is on her period
      But the ball pains?
      Well that’s just painful PERIOD

  • @kabfridepoblus6951
    @kabfridepoblus6951 2 года назад +18

    I'm shaking and crying twelve days you can't do this to me my life is over

    • @xan5927
      @xan5927 2 года назад +3

      LMAO ive literally checked this channel every single day since the 7th day. not sure i can make it much longer 😔

    • @kabfridepoblus6951
      @kabfridepoblus6951 2 года назад +1

      @@xan5927 my vital organs are failing I need to chuckle

    • @nosleep9816
      @nosleep9816 2 года назад

      😔😔

  • @sketchyfall
    @sketchyfall Год назад +12

    cant believe the snail finally caught up to charlie 10 months later

  • @loganbolarinho3100
    @loganbolarinho3100 2 года назад +245

    I hope the Ted fanart Is just literally a portrait of him with nothing changed and he feels demolished

  • @loganjackson637
    @loganjackson637 2 года назад +108

    40:14 Thank you Charlie, I have loved foggy weather forever and people think it's strange, but there's something about that entire situation that just sounds great to me. Absolute amazing vibe.

    • @ludwig8334
      @ludwig8334 2 года назад +1

      the word meth is in something

  • @warSap_
    @warSap_ 2 года назад +16

    You guys have the best chemistry, I could literally listen to you talk about anything and not be bored

  • @goschsenpai943
    @goschsenpai943 2 года назад +27

    “schlimbo”, “timbo” and “chimbo” should do another dnd podcast

  • @famsilms889
    @famsilms889 2 года назад +111

    I have never seen someone so casually drink out of a literal pitcher until Ted

  • @tangerlemon
    @tangerlemon 2 года назад +38

    The Bible 2: Jesus is back and he's not cruci-fuckin around

  • @adilstudent
    @adilstudent 2 года назад +15

    Schlatt justifying his decision: WE EAT CAKE TO FORGET ABOUT THINGS

  • @ZoeTTJJ
    @ZoeTTJJ 2 года назад +21

    Its been 9 days. We’re squelching our moist mayo sandwich for this.

  • @Vantacyan
    @Vantacyan 2 года назад +110

    Why does Charlie answer all the questions correctly

  • @spooder0080
    @spooder0080 2 года назад +75

    Why schlatt's face is progressively looking wider

  • @Shark-vi2cz
    @Shark-vi2cz 2 года назад +13

    4 more days and we're legally allowed to leave class

  • @wayanteo4446
    @wayanteo4446 2 года назад +13

    i love how casual this podcast is, when ted was talking about hell i talked outloud as if i was in the room lmaoooo

  • @annekapawlak8993
    @annekapawlak8993 2 года назад +159

    This is easily one of the podcasts, ever!

    • @mosspiglet438
      @mosspiglet438 2 года назад +25

      for sure, this is one of my podcasts ive ever heard ! ! !

    • @brazoserwin8936
      @brazoserwin8936 2 года назад +13

      Why I regularly subscribe to podcast, regularly!

    • @wheatchild.7173
      @wheatchild.7173 Год назад

      This is true

  • @jarofjam
    @jarofjam 2 года назад +338

    I cannot believe that "Charlie" Slimecicle made such vulgar choices in this episode.

    • @neoTRUNKSY
      @neoTRUNKSY 2 года назад +3

      At the time you commented you hadn’t even watched the vid bro

    • @JackTheAssRipper
      @JackTheAssRipper 2 года назад +18

      @@neoTRUNKSY i cannot believe that "Charlie" Slimecicle made such vulgar choices in this episode.

    • @stratford1
      @stratford1 2 года назад +9

      @@neoTRUNKSY I cannot believe that “Charlie” Slimecicle made such vulgar choices in this episode.

    • @tster_time6803
      @tster_time6803 2 года назад +6

      @@neoTRUNKSY I cannot believe that “Charlie” Slimecicle made such vulgar choices in this epicsode

  • @MickMod
    @MickMod 2 года назад +7

    Schlatt saying 20 minutes is a long commute is one of the most insane things I've ever heard

  • @coffindropped
    @coffindropped 2 года назад +5

    “Archimedes, 52”
    “Who’s Archimedes??”
    Well, “Schlatt”, Archimedes is the name of a Greek mathematician, physicist, engineer, astronomer and inventor.
    Not only that, but Archimedes is also the name of the Medic’s pet dove from the classic game Team Fortress 2!
    I don’t know why I even thought ab commenting this lol the more you know ig

  • @flwtheleader
    @flwtheleader 2 года назад +311

    Anything with "Schlatt" in it is always "controversial"

    • @wraith_1367
      @wraith_1367 2 года назад +29

      “Schlatt” is indeed the father of controversy

    • @l_2745
      @l_2745 2 года назад +8

      “Schlatt” knows how to stir up some trouble

    • @THEONEPIEEECE
      @THEONEPIEEECE 2 года назад +7

      "Schlatt" sure does grind some peoples gears

    • @thecowarmy
      @thecowarmy 2 года назад +4

      “Schlatt” sure knows how to press some buttons

    • @theabsolutelycursedsprout9308
      @theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 2 года назад +3

      "Schlatt" draws near, your fate is inevitable, give in.

  • @that_nerd_evan55
    @that_nerd_evan55 2 года назад +144

    Im so excited for these insightful takes

  • @margareeta1369
    @margareeta1369 2 года назад +12

    This is the perfect "podcast" to listen to out of the speakers while dining with the family.

  • @thriftstorepierrotdoll9851
    @thriftstorepierrotdoll9851 2 года назад +8

    schlatt thinking that 20 minutes is a long drive is a certified new yorker moment

  • @Ecoli738
    @Ecoli738 2 года назад +73

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while dying

  • @samlemay5333
    @samlemay5333 2 года назад +30

    I fully agree with Charlie on the vibe thing. My favorite moment I have ever experienced was shortly after midnight, it was slightly warm, and I walked through the fog under street lamps. It felt like the entire world was gone, except my immediate surroundings. I felt at peace.

  • @rymeg4394
    @rymeg4394 2 года назад +8

    this was my favorite podcast so far specifically because schlatt was genuinely having a good time lmao

  • @JesusBodyPillow
    @JesusBodyPillow Год назад +4

    15:12 the fact nobody reacted to Schlatt saying that really made it seem like he was genuinely pissed off.

  • @anfolt
    @anfolt 2 года назад +97

    So glad the monchy cronchy is back, the world is healing

  • @ken.7019
    @ken.7019 2 года назад +83

    Oh boy, it's time for the weekly chuckling with my favorite youtubers "Schlatt", Ted "The Zodiac Killer" Nivison, and [REDACTED]!

  • @meowdderall
    @meowdderall 2 года назад +17

    im sure theyll make up for the wait, next episode is so going to be favorite puppy

    • @biggestp0ser
      @biggestp0ser 2 года назад +1

      im hoping its bc its gonna be an irl one but im deffo getting my hopes up

    • @xan5927
      @xan5927 2 года назад

      @@biggestp0ser knowing chuckle week JUST ended, i unfortunately have no hopes for that.

    • @biggestp0ser
      @biggestp0ser 2 года назад +2

      @@xan5927 that’s true but tbf their chuckle week was in july so they wouldn’t have like filming burnout or anything but i get what you mean. i was just thinking it because im p sure they met up in the last two weeks

    • @meowdderall
      @meowdderall 2 года назад +2

      @@xan5927 maybe we're gonna get another chuckle dungeon mayhaps

  • @comfy_caterpillar7088
    @comfy_caterpillar7088 2 года назад +7

    I wanna see “a day in the life of a Charlie“ he just sounds so perfect

  • @tonight_games3333
    @tonight_games3333 2 года назад +51

    This is the perfect podcast to sit on a cake to

  • @bununii814
    @bununii814 2 года назад +23

    i put up chuckle sandwich posters around my college and one professor teared one down but the rest stand strong

  • @Ocer.
    @Ocer. 2 года назад +7

    I'm goosin for the next episode, this was really a favourite puppy, love it when there's a concrete subject for you guys to talk about, Shlatt enjoying it or not can really make or break an episode, but Charlie's always there to brighten the mood and Ted there to keep it going, love you guys

  • @nerixry
    @nerixry 2 года назад +10

    ah yes, Gillion Tidestrider and Br'aad Vengolor, the ultimate himbos.

    • @washingmachine569
      @washingmachine569 2 года назад +2

      Br’aad isn’t a himbo, he’s just dumb lmao
      Gillian is definitely a himbo tho

  • @BanicAttack
    @BanicAttack 2 года назад +121

    I'm glad you took my feedback and kept the timestamps! Keep it up Scott!

    • @AllegoricSiren
      @AllegoricSiren 2 года назад +6

      He favors having Ted in the timestamp thumbnails lol

  • @Michael_Shay
    @Michael_Shay 2 года назад +36

    This is the perfect podcast to notice Ted only wears Peach Pit merch to

  • @itsoup455
    @itsoup455 2 года назад +7

    49:26 caught me so off guard that i laughed for a whole ass minute

  • @beauandarrow3308
    @beauandarrow3308 2 года назад +6

    "why do you ask, Ethan Crankgameplays?"
    the whiplash i just got from hearing that

  • @uraveragehypochondriac64
    @uraveragehypochondriac64 2 года назад +41

    Another favorite puppy episode from the Chucklers- btw congrats on hitting 3 million subs on youtube, "Jschlatt"

  • @madelineayars9094
    @madelineayars9094 2 года назад +36

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to a podcast to

  • @soffwhere
    @soffwhere Год назад +3

    My favorite part of these podcasts is when Charlie simply continues to speak his mind as Schlatt and Ted try to talk over him. He sounds like Morty just rambling so confidently in the background

  • @ollieisasillygoose
    @ollieisasillygoose 6 месяцев назад +3

    My wifi cut out at 49:22 and I was frozen on Schlatt's face for around 30 seconds, thinking he was just horribly disgusted with what Charlie just said and the rest of the Chucklers were just going along with the bit

  • @steppiepeppie
    @steppiepeppie 2 года назад +30

    I cannot fucking believe how great this was right off the first question

  • @grabe1556
    @grabe1556 2 года назад +33

    I can't believe Charlie "slimecicle" Evil tried to commit vehicular manslaughter on a fan of his who was just trying to enjoy his date smh

  • @nobodyphh5311
    @nobodyphh5311 2 года назад +6

    I’m goosing for a episode

  • @SergioEduP
    @SergioEduP 2 года назад +11

    Charlie's morning routine involves a lot more stuff than my entire day.

  • @Cootato
    @Cootato 2 года назад +10

    9:09 I would go to hell to see what the most optimal speedrun route to escape is

  • @frogmouth2
    @frogmouth2 2 года назад +9

    What’s the snail gunna do if I’m in the air? If he’s flying at that point he’s not even a snail, he’s just a small slow death orb disguised as a snail.

  • @hearts_for_kezer_546
    @hearts_for_kezer_546 2 года назад +5

    I love how Charlie pretended to see the snail and acted out him dying to a snail best seen ever .

  • @valeriasanchez2959
    @valeriasanchez2959 2 года назад +1

    This is my first time watching the video, since I always listen on Spotify, and I'm impressed to find out that the jingle of the intro isn't just music that plays lmao that makes so much sense

  • @elsaucio8828
    @elsaucio8828 2 года назад +42

    How is charlie going to find schlatt when hes stuck in traffic

    • @comfytrees
      @comfytrees 2 года назад +5

      he's gonna hear him sniffling from miles away

  • @skeedleknievel
    @skeedleknievel 2 года назад +55

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while vigorously stomping your shit down the drain

  • @MrKrimson
    @MrKrimson 2 года назад +8

    i love how over time, the bullshit bits and questions now lead to less bits and batshitness and more insight - i love seeing the moment charlie realises he wants to make a point and not a bit and does a little smile

  • @Dale-ct5ru
    @Dale-ct5ru 2 года назад +2

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to sitting in the study section of your college library trying not to cackle like an insane person