ON TOP FOR THANKSGIVING! | DALEY DIARIES WEEK 13/49 I Tom Daley

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  • @mikeguzzetta
    @mikeguzzetta 4 года назад +1269

    Lance needs to host a late show - All the sarcasm, innuendo and dark humor - I can just imagine.

    • @catward3267
      @catward3267 4 года назад +2

      Yeeeeesss, like Craig Ferguson updated!

    • @acommentor6413
      @acommentor6413 4 года назад +14

      the oscar winning screen writer spirit took over him at 2:20 ...... thats what a talk show needs

    • @modmichael
      @modmichael 3 года назад +6

      Agreed, he's the master of double entendre

    • @madabbafan
      @madabbafan 3 года назад +3

      Perhaps have him stand in for Graham Norton one week. Throw in Mirriam Margolyes and Ian McKellen as guests amd it will be one hell of a fun night.

  • @ellis1034
    @ellis1034 4 года назад +1076

    The way Tom just kept looking straight in the camera while Lance was talking for 4 whole minutes had me dying

  • @ludiapap3528
    @ludiapap3528 4 года назад +1118

    Did Lance was talking for 4 min? YES, Did you cut it? NO, Did we got bored? NO Did we enjoy that video? YES 😂😁

    • @IamAlmostRealWitch
      @IamAlmostRealWitch 4 года назад +13

      yop, Lance speech will never be boring :D

    • @jamescoleman4022
      @jamescoleman4022 4 года назад +9

      It is such an act of love and trust that Tom gave Lance his platform to speak out.

    • @christiandavril9256
      @christiandavril9256 4 года назад +4

      I thought I was the only one who noticed the loooong speech😂😂

  • @cwl156
    @cwl156 4 года назад +1455

    25 minutes of Lance?!! Christmas definitely came early this year 🤩

    • @raya.b
      @raya.b 4 года назад +4

      It sure has!! 😇~❤️💚

    • @patrickgallagher3513
      @patrickgallagher3513 4 года назад +13

      When you've finished with Lance, please can we pass him around?

    • @Nambazi
      @Nambazi 4 года назад +1

      Make the gingerbread not the kit
      More room to improvise
      Or you and Robbie use kit and lance had to make from scratch

    • @molliexox.3352
      @molliexox.3352 3 года назад

      Deffo 💕

    • @molliexox.3352
      @molliexox.3352 3 года назад

      @@patrickgallagher3513 will do

  • @samuelvine
    @samuelvine 4 года назад +585

    Lance: "You're going to cut this down right"
    Tom: "Nope"
    Us: 4 min of uncut Lance = laughs for everyone

    • @Beckford4000
      @Beckford4000 3 года назад +11

      As stated in the video, uncut is one thing Lance isn't!

  • @tshaa
    @tshaa 4 года назад +598

    LANCEE! I've missed him! He looks surprisingly refreshed for not having slept for 2... and 5... months. Also him going from sentimental boi softness to cursing in one sec is a 2020 mood

  • @grace3112
    @grace3112 4 года назад +369

    Petition for Tom and Lance to do a Christmas baking video

  • @Zoeybeau_1
    @Zoeybeau_1 4 года назад +441

    Way more bottoms than tops, had me lol. Go Lance that's why we love him. 😂😂

    • @angelfinley6244
      @angelfinley6244 4 года назад +46

      And the “you would know “ lmao

    • @laurieowen8674
      @laurieowen8674 4 года назад +43

      That look and "I've been around the block!" I love Lance!!!

    • @cutiepiglete
      @cutiepiglete 4 года назад +5

      Lance rocks! 🤟🤟👌

    • @katiee4396
      @katiee4396 3 года назад +16

      but lance gives me top energy

    • @kiralabby8776
      @kiralabby8776 3 года назад +12

      @@katiee4396 me too, he has the top vibe, but I am sure they are verse.

  • @Mazikeen1809
    @Mazikeen1809 4 года назад +301

    The innuendo's and outright filthy comments are wonderful

  • @nvrforgotten11
    @nvrforgotten11 3 года назад +263

    “In direct contrast to how hard you’ve actually worked is how hard your ass is gonna get worked later.” I live for dirty Lance

    • @philmorton4590
      @philmorton4590 Год назад

      Well it's a hard life as an Olympian athlete, he should be pleased he works so hard 😊

  • @luciet3548
    @luciet3548 4 года назад +320

    C'mon! We need uncensored version, because Lance is definitely right about 2020!

  • @hillyholmes253
    @hillyholmes253 4 года назад +273

    they are literally the most stunning couple. they are so beautiful 😍

  • @brian52763
    @brian52763 4 года назад +216

    the "greasy like a bathhouse in 1978" comment made me literally laugh out loud!

  • @alec1424
    @alec1424 4 года назад +79

    14:28 is my favorite part

  • @rejerrahhosiemeese4615
    @rejerrahhosiemeese4615 4 года назад +163

    Why is lance just the most amazing motivational speaker. Umm woah.

  • @katieg.6831
    @katieg.6831 4 года назад +329

    Oh my god Lance is hilarious,i can't stop watching him rambling and eating ice cream and saying that he hasn't slept for 2.5 years!!He's so funny! Question for Lance:how is he dealing lockdown??♥️♥️

  • @mahlonhoward
    @mahlonhoward 4 года назад +240

    "No pain, no gain" "ow" "is that true?"
    *stares down*
    ...
    "Absolutely"

    • @Olivia-zg1pn
      @Olivia-zg1pn 4 месяца назад

      What time(like a time stamp)

  • @andreabag11
    @andreabag11 4 года назад +112

    I just love Lance so much, he is so sassy and funny at once. Tom, I just admire your patience.

  • @RockAddicted7
    @RockAddicted7 4 года назад +137

    Lance giving us real talks is what we needed in this 2020. He addresses the lack of sleep but he always looks flawless

  • @johnkim134
    @johnkim134 3 года назад +60

    I could watch 19:03-19:10 on an infinite loop and never get tired of it.

    • @stars7293
      @stars7293 3 года назад +4

      come to think of that might be the real reason Tom sounded like he didn't get much sleep from 20:30 XD

    • @Xinyi-st2ih
      @Xinyi-st2ih 3 года назад

      @@stars7293 omg I just realised as well XD

  • @fremaddox
    @fremaddox 4 года назад +175

    16:15 this became a “cook with me, ASMR by Dustin Lance Black” AND I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT!
    I missed these kind of videos btw✨

  • @richardk.4503
    @richardk.4503 4 года назад +197

    "I havent had a facial in two years" Oh Lance, i doubt that very much. 🤭🤭
    Also the amount of "smut" in this video.....yaaasss i love it!

    • @Hypegreene05
      @Hypegreene05 4 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @samuelvine
      @samuelvine 4 года назад +20

      When he said that I literally almost blurted out "Yeah right bitch" at my computer lmao

    • @Hypegreene05
      @Hypegreene05 4 года назад +2

      @@samuelvine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hate both of you!

    • @feyetho9524
      @feyetho9524 3 года назад +7

      Lance: These are the tops (Tom points camera at himself) and these are the bottoms (Tom points camera at Lance).
      Me: very subtle Tom...

  • @madabbafan
    @madabbafan 4 года назад +129

    Had me at sugar, butter and calories. As my gran always said about food 'no sugar, no fat, no point' as she lived to 93 and was rarely ill there must be someting in it.

    • @Lilly300100
      @Lilly300100 4 года назад +2

      YAASSSS

    • @kelelithabane2849
      @kelelithabane2849 4 года назад +4

      I gained 5 pounds just watching the food being prepared, but enyoyed every minute of it

  • @scooby15143
    @scooby15143 4 года назад +80

    OMG the Tops and Bottoms bit was hilarious!!

  • @jamescoleman4022
    @jamescoleman4022 4 года назад +70

    I know he wouldn't sit through it, but these diaries are my favorite. Just Tom and Lance being together. Very real.

  • @jaydee8872
    @jaydee8872 4 года назад +313

    ...and I think it's time that Tom's eyelashes have their own channel.

    • @redandblue5925
      @redandblue5925 3 года назад +12

      I love them

    • @amorekimchi
      @amorekimchi 3 года назад +4

      For real. Everytime he stares into the camera I keep thinking of how easy eye shadow and doing a wing it would be on him.

  • @myatezh
    @myatezh 3 года назад +36

    I don't know how I am just now discovering your channel, but it has been the greatest gift. I have not stopped watching it all weekend...lol...except to sleep! I just absolutely love you and Lance! You are brilliant together! Everyone loves a great love story and I just truly get real joy seeing you too...and of course sweet Robbie. Bless you all!

    • @francescacacciani8330
      @francescacacciani8330 3 года назад +4

      same for me, and the strangest thing is that I've been a fan of Tom from the very beginning of his career. but it didn't just occured to me that he could have a youtube channel, let alone that it could be so funny. and I totally agree with you about Lance. I wish straight men were just as sweet, interesting and funny as he is.

  • @beatricemarchettini8129
    @beatricemarchettini8129 4 года назад +45

    21:54 It's the fact that it would 100% be pure chaos that makes the thing amazing

  • @hopegreen4983
    @hopegreen4983 4 года назад +76

    So glad Lance is back, loved every second of the video! Can we see Lance commenting / ranking your dives?

  • @sep103
    @sep103 4 года назад +39

    Ooh Toms eyes and Lances swearing, made my day!

  • @harryfernando623
    @harryfernando623 3 года назад +7

    God, I love Lance's long tangents. Tom's straight face and lil quips in-between somehow elevates em as well. I'd love to watch uncut versions of these videos honestly :')

  • @sonyeonsarang
    @sonyeonsarang 4 года назад +58

    19:04 I can't believe he just said that.....

    • @StupidWiz
      @StupidWiz 4 года назад +7

      😂😂😂 I ❤️ him

    • @seekay1876
      @seekay1876 3 года назад +2

      I can … 🤣

    • @JustMe-12345
      @JustMe-12345 3 года назад

      AMI 💜 (....idk how....)

  • @jcanino20
    @jcanino20 4 года назад +21

    God, I love you guys - especially together. Lance's joke about the butter almost made me fall out of my chair. That is truly the most I have laughed in weeks and I really needed it. I hope you are somehow able to fully understand the extent to which you and your entire family can put a smile on the faces of others, and that you get some joy out of that in return. I so needed this video and you guys absolutely did not disappoint. Thank you and I wish you, Lance, Robbie, and your entire family an awesome holiday season. Stay safe and stay happy!

    • @thytran4151
      @thytran4151 3 года назад +2

      I think your comment needs to be on the top comment section! So true, they put a smile on me every time I watch their videos T_T

  • @thaianeflavia4193
    @thaianeflavia4193 4 года назад +33

    5:08 Lance: "We have tops.."
    Tom's face 😂😂

    • @cavaalli
      @cavaalli 3 года назад

      is he the top ?

  • @unicorn-ge7kf
    @unicorn-ge7kf 3 года назад +11

    Lance is such a good speaker, i could listen to him for hours!!

  • @salina3192
    @salina3192 4 года назад +64

    I'm only 3min in, but this is exactly what I needed. Thank you Lance!

  • @JeffRebornNow
    @JeffRebornNow 4 года назад +83

    Why does Lance look like he's over it before it even begins? 😂

  • @111kym
    @111kym 3 года назад +6

    Oh Lordy, I LOVE Lance, I totally get him, he's literally brilliant, and how he/they embrace and overcome their cultural differences is wonderful, these two are such relationships goals I'm English and live in Telluride CO. I've been in the US for 15 years and honestly, of all of the American things that repeat in the UK it's sad that Thanksgiving isn't a thing - Brits miss out. Mason Cash is a classy bowl and not cheap - rude to ask. I don't do the pumpkin pie, but it and green bean casserole IS THANKSGIVING. Just started watching Tom, discovered Lance, saw Lance's moving 'Milk' speech, wow what a beautiful soul. Happy days you three x

  • @fidelity60
    @fidelity60 4 года назад +20

    Tom and Lance are made for each other.

  • @catward3267
    @catward3267 4 года назад +38

    "We are living in terror" Yep. Been there! 😏 I advise adding any siblings while you can still blame lack of sleep. Once you are out of diapers you won't want to go back. I started the parent thing later in life too. 🖖

  • @ShelbyZealand
    @ShelbyZealand 4 года назад +19

    They are just my favorite couple ever.

  • @debragood4475
    @debragood4475 4 года назад +15

    Lance, as an American from the south, I thought your Thanksgiving meal was beautiful. You fed your family all the perfect dishes and you recognized what you are thankful for... FAMILY!! Perfect!!!

  • @stevejtown
    @stevejtown 4 года назад +52

    OMG, I am so surprised that Tom didn't say OMG, as he usually does with Lance. It was a beautiful family video, thank you for sharing 💖 🙂 🌈

  • @johnsmith4589
    @johnsmith4589 4 года назад +68

    “Since we’re having PIGEON...!” I laughed until I choked...lolol

  • @Mar_ahh
    @Mar_ahh 4 года назад +11

    It’s always the best videos when Lance gets to make jokes and innuendos

  • @antonioizquierdo5818
    @antonioizquierdo5818 4 года назад +7

    Nice seeing Lance... his humor slays me

  • @silascalvin
    @silascalvin 4 года назад +9

    I love Lance SO MUCH, every comment joke and pun is just so on point *-*

  • @H-ir8rs
    @H-ir8rs 4 года назад +14

    If Tom's channel reach 1 million, as the celebration I want a full hour video resembling exactly this one. It was pure joy thanks

  • @garymckercher5842
    @garymckercher5842 4 года назад +9

    Talk it, DLB!! It's great to see u cut loose. The cooking vids are always revealing as to ur couple dynamics. AND..they are generally hilarious!

  • @stevebuckley1431
    @stevebuckley1431 4 года назад +9

    Love as Toms rolls his eyes when Lance goes off...such an awesome couple...

  • @raya.b
    @raya.b 4 года назад +16

    Oh my goodness, I could have watched this forever. 🥲

  • @chrisk5651
    @chrisk5651 4 года назад +48

    I did like Lance’s joke about Merkel!

  • @anca6702
    @anca6702 4 года назад +8

    I'm all the years I've watched your videos, without fail Lance mede me smile and laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME! Without fail! What an amazing human being - Tom is a lucky man!

  • @arielhorel9098
    @arielhorel9098 4 года назад +41

    I didnt realise how much I missed Lance until I saw this video 😭

  • @gem2372
    @gem2372 4 года назад +5

    Thank you, Tom, for allowing Lancer to hijack week 13! Family traditions do mean everything... The dinner menu was very definitely Southern American! Really enjoy these glimpses into your lives and please make the gingerbread house yourselves!! Who knows? It may become another tradition... 😉

  • @Zoomzoom1989
    @Zoomzoom1989 4 года назад +21

    I so needed Lance today! 😁 Almost peed myself laughing when he mentioned Angela 🙈 great analogy ;)

  • @maryvallas772
    @maryvallas772 4 года назад +6

    The way Lance looks at Tom is goals!!!! ❤❤❤ Also, that 4 minute monolog was 4 minutes of absolute truth, every swear included! 😂

  • @erte001
    @erte001 3 года назад +3

    OMG, Okay first I'll admit I have just started watching Tom only because I thought he was soooooo cute, BUT after watching BOTH Tom and Lance and being from Texas, I just love the way you seem to have this genuine love of each other and are so cheeking, especially Tom, but I have come to just love Lance, I know there is an age difference, but I can not even tell they seem so harmonious and it really does a soul good to watch them. Yes I know they are "stars" but they seem so approachable and watching them together with Robbie I just love, and I also like that they don't expose Robbie to this much media and keep his life as "normal as possible" Great Job guys, it up lifts my mood anytime I'm not feeling that great. Thank you !!!

  • @nathpaints7468
    @nathpaints7468 4 года назад +12

    Lance is an actual mood, thanks for the vid guys!!

  • @dawnburgess9799
    @dawnburgess9799 4 года назад +24

    Absolutely loved ❤ this video. 🤣 LMAO! Soo needed this today. Nice to see Lance and Nana Deb back.

    • @Redwings641
      @Redwings641 4 года назад +2

      Was Deb's journey classed as essential travel?

    • @Sigita989
      @Sigita989 4 года назад +2

      @@Redwings641 she with then since begging of lockdown. sh didnt travel during

  • @charlescoffey695
    @charlescoffey695 4 года назад +4

    They are so cute, so is their sense of humor. Robie is adorable.

  • @transpirit20
    @transpirit20 4 года назад +12

    I smiled/laughed from beginning till end ❤ it doesn't matter what the two of you do, just seeing you guys together on a video is enough for me

  • @richardduffy8782
    @richardduffy8782 4 года назад +4

    This is the first time I really enjoyed seeing lance in a video. Feed parenthood - hysterical.

  • @kazsingh4360
    @kazsingh4360 4 года назад +1

    Lance being lance, just adorable the both of you. Little boss Robbie too with the cranberry sauce, so cute

  • @123456789ajdin
    @123456789ajdin 4 года назад +42

    So glad he didn't cut it down, honestly 😂

  • @catiagoncalves2590
    @catiagoncalves2590 4 года назад +14

    Everytime i heard Lance's inspirational speeches i feel happier and inspired! In my country we don't comemorate Thanksgiving and i dont't like cooking 😅 I read Mama's boy during quarantine and I loved it ❤🙏

  • @pierrebeukes6315
    @pierrebeukes6315 4 года назад +11

    Well that was one hugh pigeon and it looked deliscious, the res of the dishes also looked devine. Now I'm hungry again.

  • @steveanderson461
    @steveanderson461 4 года назад +1

    the best thing about this video Tom was the fact that it was longer than usual and the fact that it was you and lance along with your Mom and Robbie made it seem like you guys were more relaxed and yourselves, cheers and stay safe. Cheers from Canada.

  • @Denezhka
    @Denezhka 4 года назад +9

    I'm so happy your couple exists on RUclips. You bring so much joy and lots of laughter. Thanks

  • @pierrebeukes6315
    @pierrebeukes6315 4 года назад +7

    Well I like the beeps they were very entertaiting. The sentimental part was also very sweet I nearly teared up.

  • @rosepetal34
    @rosepetal34 4 года назад +43

    needed this after this awful month thank you Tom and Lance!

  • @harryscott1593
    @harryscott1593 4 года назад +1

    You two are a couple of the luckiest guys on earth!!! Tom, you are cute and full of energy and wonderful ideas and I love to see your interactions with Robby (and Lance, for that matter). And Lance, what can I say? Your sermon is inspiring and heartfelt and so on target. This has been a tough year, and yet you are still able to reach for what is important, and I think you are ABSOLUTELY CORRECT about traditions, especially for raising children. I love it when you are on together, each bringing something different to the rest of us. Thanks for sharing. Peace and love.

  • @HawthorneHillNaturePreserve
    @HawthorneHillNaturePreserve 3 года назад +2

    TOM! Show Lance some love! You’re so lucky to have each other.

  • @notamericandoe7679
    @notamericandoe7679 4 года назад +5

    i just realized tom has great posture. like one of the best i've ever seen.

  • @mandybrown2044
    @mandybrown2044 4 года назад +4

    Not even 5 seconds in and Lance is in with the inuendous, brilliant love Lance 💞

  • @calvindavis3641
    @calvindavis3641 4 года назад +12

    Thanks Lance for coming on to entertain us. Never a dull moment.

  • @sanneseeberg6679
    @sanneseeberg6679 4 года назад +7

    I love that 4 min monolog from Lance, love it.❤️😍❤️

  • @deuter458624
    @deuter458624 4 года назад +83

    Lance still looks so handsome and well for someone who hasn’t slept for 2yrs and 5mths🤩🤩🤩

  • @lesleyjackson2882
    @lesleyjackson2882 4 года назад +7

    Oh Lance you said everything that needed to be said about missing family, love and tradition brings them back. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @Mar_ahh
    @Mar_ahh 4 года назад +35

    Buy gingerbread house kits and have a competition on who can assemble and decorate them best and let Robbie decide

  • @lilumartini
    @lilumartini 4 года назад +22

    Do not ever let nobody cut lance's time out! We need them in the these fed up time that is 2020! Gosh havent laugh this hard for a whil lol

  • @thomasori6007
    @thomasori6007 4 года назад +5

    I Love it when you two show your playfulness with each other... Love ya guys

  • @blthomaston
    @blthomaston 4 года назад +6

    Yall!
    Tom, Lance, this is probably my most favoritist video of the two of you! Lance's tirades and Tom's eyeroll are classic!
    Thanks guys for bringing much needed cheer to the end of 2020.
    - Bryan, Gulfport, Mississippi

  • @pete84101
    @pete84101 4 года назад +8

    Thank you Tom and Lance, I enjoy these cooking colabs. There is just not enough of them.

  • @johnfaustintx
    @johnfaustintx 4 года назад +7

    This is the BEST video (10/10) that you guys have ever done, so far. I loved it and it brightens my holiday spirit. You guys are so blessed to be able to be together (all 4 of you). This might have been a terrible year but you are creating a memory you will never forget. ❄💞💞❄

  • @ashleyscottthomas6633
    @ashleyscottthomas6633 4 года назад +8

    Your such a great double act together love watching you and lance all the best to you boyz x

  • @michellek5550
    @michellek5550 4 года назад +5

    25 minutes of Lance is a pure pleasure! More please :)

  • @AP_CHIN
    @AP_CHIN 4 года назад +6

    Damn Lance is indeed a brilliant speaker. Can't love him more!

  • @yourmother3918
    @yourmother3918 4 года назад +28

    i mean now we know why it came out today(Lances monologue)🤣

  • @georgeswes4541
    @georgeswes4541 4 года назад +8

    I love Lance! More Lance please 🙏🏻

  • @EchoeOne
    @EchoeOne 4 года назад +4

    11:15 "yeah. right." TOM!, That was TMI !

  • @sarahwestwell8774
    @sarahwestwell8774 3 года назад +1

    I just love how Tom ignores everything that Lance says and the look on his face says more than words. Keep going guys. Xxxx

  • @tyrone7583
    @tyrone7583 4 года назад +4

    I thoroughly enjoyed all 25 minutes of this video! I love your playful banter with Lance, and the innuendoes that were generously sprinkled throughout the video ;)

  • @joannalove2xloza108
    @joannalove2xloza108 4 года назад +6

    Lance humour is so freakin' good! Love it!😉

  • @gracylkrsgracylkrs4498
    @gracylkrsgracylkrs4498 3 года назад +1

    We are admiring you guys... Go Tom and Lance.

  • @1NYCHombre
    @1NYCHombre 3 года назад +2

    Lance’s epic 2020 rant and Tom’s straight face was everything I needed this Christmas. I always re watch this when I need a pick me up. Thank you for making me laugh. Love you both!! 🤣❤️💋❤️

  • @joeyhernandez5779
    @joeyhernandez5779 4 года назад +4

    That was best piece of 4 minute content from lance ever, maybe even The channel

  • @shocking_squirrel
    @shocking_squirrel 4 года назад +6

    OK this whole video was the laughter I needed. Thanks Lance, you cracked me and broke me out my funk.
    Thanks to you both for this vid.

  • @arijitsaha9037
    @arijitsaha9037 4 года назад +9

    Wow Lance described 2020 very 'appropriately' !!

  • @nandinos
    @nandinos 3 года назад +1

    I've been bingewatching your channel and you two crack me up! Please never change!