These Are The Scariest Planets We've Ever Found

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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @greenlibertea5394
    @greenlibertea5394 3 года назад +7827

    Its nice to know that no matter how much I clean my room that the universe will always be dusty af. Imma show this to my mum

    • @stuartforeman7584
      @stuartforeman7584 3 года назад +34

      Black holes are created by Endust, by S.C. Johnson wax

    • @afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646
      @afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646 3 года назад +17

      @@-Iyeong he's a bot who's apparently trying to ruin my christianity.

    • @afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646
      @afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646 3 года назад +8

      @@mnassif3809 Fuck, i fell for it.

    • @Aprilwoodz
      @Aprilwoodz 2 года назад +65

      your mom wants you to clean for your own mental health. When you’re an adult your environment becomes a reflection of your own inner state. Clean your room, bud.

    • @rxre6969
      @rxre6969 2 года назад +9

      Damn you must have a big room

  • @kailee6787
    @kailee6787 2 года назад +11876

    my brain cannot comprehend that we are NOT the only living creatures out there, the universe has always fascinated me and how there are millions of planets, black holes, stars. it’s so amazing and i wish i could explore the universe in my life time

    • @bigdubs4444
      @bigdubs4444 2 года назад +189

      Couldn’t agree more

    • @alexarias5717
      @alexarias5717 2 года назад +39

      Same

    • @shay6860
      @shay6860 2 года назад +349

      was thinking the same thing its just crazy all those planets with the possibility of other things living on it just completely different we couldn't even understand thats crazy and scary but cool

    • @ChinChan912
      @ChinChan912 2 года назад +114

      This is exactly my train of thought every night at 3am

    • @CrouchingWeinerHiddenErection
      @CrouchingWeinerHiddenErection 2 года назад +351

      It is quite sad being born too late to explore the earth and being born too early to explore space

  • @BullsMahunny
    @BullsMahunny 4 года назад +4577

    "Basically, it's Saturn .... on cocaine."
    Pure science here. 100%. Give this man his PhD now

    • @degenerals6127
      @degenerals6127 4 года назад +35

      Keith Davis
      He just copied a lot from this
      ruclips.net/video/6KZ1kvIUFrU/видео.html

    • @carneeki
      @carneeki 4 года назад +37

      Concerning the puffy planet that could float on water, Saturn could do that too...

    • @pepinillorick5741
      @pepinillorick5741 4 года назад +11

      And cocaine

    • @junaidfarooqui1993
      @junaidfarooqui1993 4 года назад +23

      @@degenerals6127 oh you mean stache Arran copied from classic Arran!? 😂

    • @TucoBenedicto
      @TucoBenedicto 4 года назад +42

      @@degenerals6127 So he copied from himself? What a plagiarist.

  • @knightlife22
    @knightlife22 2 года назад +722

    Crazy how we know the wind speeds of a planet I had never heard of, but we’ve still never been to the bottom of the deepest ocean floor on earth. Very strange but, science I guess.

    • @gg-kw8xm
      @gg-kw8xm 2 года назад +2

      Right ..

    • @DESTROY3R05
      @DESTROY3R05 2 года назад +20

      Im pretty sure we have been there

    • @DESTROY3R05
      @DESTROY3R05 2 года назад +55

      @@user-lt5jq2yu2k that is a myth

    • @kingcarisma
      @kingcarisma 2 года назад +1

      Nonsense

    • @yesyes7683
      @yesyes7683 2 года назад +26

      @@DESTROY3R05 we've only discovered 5% of the ocean floor and discovered alot of interesting organisms

  • @joshhodkinson9677
    @joshhodkinson9677 4 года назад +10587

    So there are 40 billion earth-like planets in our galaxy alone, and yet EVERY single winner of Miss Universe has come from earth.

    • @datpoyo4900
      @datpoyo4900 4 года назад +310

      Because Earth Rocks B)

    • @MrSir-kt3wh
      @MrSir-kt3wh 4 года назад +877

      Seems rigged

    • @darrius1p2
      @darrius1p2 4 года назад +780

      Them aliens must be ugly af

    • @raymendkeib6232
      @raymendkeib6232 4 года назад +380

      @@darrius1p2 we will be ugly for them..imagine 😂

    • @noodel3374
      @noodel3374 4 года назад +95

      rassism 1o1

  • @thenut1978
    @thenut1978 2 года назад +5082

    Fun fact: It’s very likely that if humans were to encounter alien beings, we wouldn’t even be able to recognize them. It’s often said that alien life could be as simple as what we already see on earth to something we wouldn’t even be able to fathom with our senses.

    • @kitsachie.
      @kitsachie. 2 года назад +486

      I want a space dog

    • @Gimothi
      @Gimothi 2 года назад +290

      Literally, who says they even use eyes to “see”? What we see could just be a lie and we can’t fathom or sense them like you said while they could sense us and do whatever they wanted? Lol I’m paranoid now

    • @ilm2729
      @ilm2729 2 года назад +135

      Who knows maybe they are already dressed as humans or animals and they are already here

    • @ebs_games6437
      @ebs_games6437 2 года назад +76

      What if dogs come from space and they migrated here

    • @isaka6361
      @isaka6361 2 года назад +90

      We always think of strange but kinda logical when we really think about it kind of possibilities don't we? Like, it's really scary that an alien is sitting right next to you but all 5 of your senses can't detect it...

  • @ericross441
    @ericross441 4 года назад +10799

    This guy went from dressing like James Bond to an 1800's gold miner

    • @ethorii
      @ethorii 4 года назад +272

      He is a hipster. If the suspenders fit.

    • @roberts784
      @roberts784 4 года назад +66

      Definitely a very brilliant mind... wait.. dude you have HUGE caterpillar under your nose!

    • @roberts784
      @roberts784 4 года назад +19

      Ahh I’m only kidding bud, lol been a while since I’ve seen your videos, I subscribed though and tapped on the bell :)

    • @nickromanov6698
      @nickromanov6698 4 года назад +44

      You think that's odd? I've followed him for awhile, always great vids and such. But fell away for, longer than I'd expect. Last time I saw a vid, he was clean shaven in a suit! xD The mustache is most shocking. lol

    • @sleepy2364
      @sleepy2364 4 года назад +27

      @@nickromanov6698 Last time I saw him was 2 years ago... He looks like he had a midlife crisis

  • @thebakersbaker4724
    @thebakersbaker4724 2 года назад +696

    One planet you should have included was the “fifth giant”, which used to be in our solar system. According to a theory called the Nice model, named after the city in France where it was theorized, there was once a gas planet between Saturn and Uranus. It was pushed closer to the sun by Saturns gravity, and then got violently ejected out of the solar system and became a rouge planet. We don’t know what happened to the planet after that. It could be any planet we have observed. It could have been destroyed by a black hole. We don’t know.
    There is another planet that used to be in our solar system called Theia. It was a rocky planet about the size of Mars that was between Earth and Mars. It was pretty close to Earth. It’s fate was even more violent then that of the Fifth Giant. By then, Earth was a hot, lava flooded hellscape. And so was every other inner planet. Earth was starting to slowly cool down. But then Theia and Earth started getting closer and closer together. Until the two planets smashed into each other. Theia was completely destroyed, and the two planets fused. If Theia were any bigger, it would have destroyed Earth too, and both planets would be reduced to asteroids. The resulting explosion completely reset Earths progress of cooling. It left a lot of debris in Earths orbit. So for a short period of time, the Earth had a ring system. Then some of the debris started clumping together. The whole ring fused into one body. And that body was our Moon. So technically, the Earth sacrificed a neighboring planet so that it can have a large moon.

    • @That-one-guy-named-Neo
      @That-one-guy-named-Neo 2 года назад +101

      I love the idea of earth telling Theia "I'm the only one going to be the one with living life around here" and smashed Theia into the moon.

    • @alexfraser2561
      @alexfraser2561 2 года назад +32

      yeah now i can see why earths life evolved into this

    • @sgmrt-videos
      @sgmrt-videos 2 года назад +3

      I'm pretty sure it's Planet X

    • @ItsGemystic
      @ItsGemystic 2 года назад +47

      “I’m getting cold. Theia, c’mere”

    • @themaddenman1892
      @themaddenman1892 2 года назад +1

      It coulda been planet 9 or PlanetX (idk what people use)

  • @samsandwich3362
    @samsandwich3362 3 года назад +2605

    Imagine what a weather channel reporting on these planets would be like, Hello Everybody it's me Jon repotting the weather forecast to you today! Today is a beautiful day as the wind speeds are a cool, 5289 mph, and an average temperature of 967 degrees Celsius. there is also a slight downpour of molten glass this evening. Since the weather is so cool we decided to talk to our meteorologist, Michael what he thinks of this weather.
    Jon: We should be connected to him now, What is your opinion of the cool weather and temperatures this evening.
    Michael: (Loud wind sounds)
    Jon: Michael?
    Michael: (More loud wind sounds)

    • @t2hk_
      @t2hk_ 3 года назад +230

      Fascinating stuff, Michael.

    • @iananzigare592
      @iananzigare592 3 года назад +14

      😂😂😂

    • @zakkymiftahurrahman1665
      @zakkymiftahurrahman1665 3 года назад +64

      This is a great writing

    • @formula246
      @formula246 3 года назад +49

      Michael is such a smart man

    • @mariaDiaz-ys5zp
      @mariaDiaz-ys5zp 3 года назад +54

      This reminds me of the news blooper were the weather screen had temperatures of 2400°c, 1000°c, etc. And the weather guy just started joking about it xD

  • @Justbenrry
    @Justbenrry 3 года назад +42249

    Props to the cameraman. He recorded these deadly planets upclose just for us

  • @sk3tchinatortv733
    @sk3tchinatortv733 2 года назад +4456

    As scary as you made it sound, living on earth is quite nice. I’d recommend it over other planets

    • @Jdsteele96
      @Jdsteele96 2 года назад +197

      It sure does have its moments doesn't it man? Good ole home.

    • @Fuzzf
      @Fuzzf 2 года назад +74

      In my personal opinion I would recommend old venus

    • @SageMage2187
      @SageMage2187 2 года назад +69

      Be careful, we might get unwanted visitors 👽

    • @oblivious3161
      @oblivious3161 2 года назад +33

      @@SageMage2187 bogos binted?

    • @curlkatthekneecapthief8402
      @curlkatthekneecapthief8402 2 года назад +14

      Nah , I really like Jupiter . I can frequently visit IO and Europa !

  • @ETHENE22
    @ETHENE22 2 года назад +132

    To be honest the universe scares me... The whole universe is so big and it scares me that I can't even imagine how big it is and how small we are. I have respect for the people that can deal with something like this. It would make me crazy to deal with this.

    • @angelical5386
      @angelical5386 2 года назад +1

      Natalie Portman did a movie based on this feeling from a true life astronaut. I haven’t seen it as I have these thoughts too. In the grand scheme of it all we are so tiny. Live everyday in kindness💗

    • @DereckBenjamin06
      @DereckBenjamin06 2 года назад +1

      Same man when i think about space i get so anxious, cant stand it so scary

    • @ultrav5012
      @ultrav5012 Год назад

      welp looks like I've found someone who has never experienced life.

  • @Cthulhoop
    @Cthulhoop 3 года назад +5765

    "A planet that actually spends time inside a star. Now whilst that may sounds like every Teenage boys dream..." Nice one lol

    • @jaffil4026
      @jaffil4026 3 года назад +167

      I just got that

    • @twotatanka5396
      @twotatanka5396 3 года назад +38

      Cool pic. Good movie

    • @Stonecargo21
      @Stonecargo21 3 года назад +7

      @@mrmalveaux5335 except?

    • @beetlepimp4777
      @beetlepimp4777 3 года назад +21

      Finally got it (had to hear it from him to figure it out lmao)

    • @mabelinerose1404
      @mabelinerose1404 3 года назад +21

      That was the joke of the year I actually laughed and thats a rare occurrence

  • @ediblecactus5703
    @ediblecactus5703 2 года назад +2949

    I forget the name of the planet. But I remember reading about a planet that had constant 70-80 degree temperatures, no land forms and ocean's 3 times as deep as our own. Now that would be amazing to see and I no doubt theorize that as long as a stable atmosphere were to be obtained, that this planet already has some sort if life living within its vast ocean's.

    • @oniikaps
      @oniikaps 2 года назад +309

      Most likely some sort of microscopic lifeform
      I think I heard about that planet aswell, I wanna be an Astro biologist, and while 99.9% sure it’s impossible, being able to study life on that planet would be awesome

    • @alexarias5717
      @alexarias5717 2 года назад +19

      @@oniikaps how old is the planet?

    • @ayushibhanja
      @ayushibhanja 2 года назад +119

      @@oniikaps have you watched alien worlds on netflix? you mentioned you were interested in astro-biology, that’s essentially the premise of the whole show plus some incredible graphics and animations. They hypothesise based on properties of different planets and what we know about life relative to earths own properties, what type of life could exist on this planets, and then a team of animators has animated those creatures incredibly realistically in the style of a nature documentary. if you haven’t already watched it, i feel like you’d love it!

    • @cortex7024
      @cortex7024 2 года назад +117

      if we ever went to that planet than just imagine the sheer fucking size of those sea creatures!!! we haven't even discovered out own ocean yet but we know that there were sharks like the megaladon which were fucking massive as shit and terrifying. Just imagine the type of stuff you would run into on another planet. I would love to have the opportunity to explore space and get out of earth but at the same time i really dont want to because of all the un known threats.

    • @AnnKas10
      @AnnKas10 2 года назад +16

      GJ-1214-b or smth like that right?

  • @madongseoksbiceps
    @madongseoksbiceps 3 года назад +7811

    scientist: we've discovered a new planet and we have the responsibilities to name it.
    also scientists: *slams head on keyboard*

    • @anisaforsman2440
      @anisaforsman2440 3 года назад +363

      They're named that way for reasons. I don't think it's easy to name planets that are far away from our solar system. They must recognize the planets or something like that, idk how to explain it. I hope someone else can
      Edit: the planets are named after their own stars, but they all end with an extra letter or number because the scientists want to organize them correctly. Without these names then it would be very hard for scientists because these are outside our solar system and organizing them is something else when compared to organizing our own solar system. And yes, I do get the joke, it's just that I thought it would be cool to share something I learned a while ago with you guys

    • @anisaforsman2440
      @anisaforsman2440 3 года назад +61

      @GD Ghost thank you, that's what I was trying to say, but it didn't go well. I also forgot to mention that the planets in our solar system are our neighbors or should I say the important ones which is why they have creative names, which you already mentioned. Once again, thank you, I really struggle with explaining stuff, but you really helped me with that! :)

    • @rogueseven
      @rogueseven 3 года назад +37

      @GD Ghost I feel like they could come up with original and creative names for a lot of the planets. I’ve been making a list of possible names and so far I’ve made about 30 unique names. Plus there are science fiction references to take names from like Star Wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, etc. As well as the many planet name generators online. I feel like a name would be more efficient for categorizing the planets.

    • @themadclown4077
      @themadclown4077 3 года назад +29

      Lol do people not realize this was just a joke.

    • @anisaforsman2440
      @anisaforsman2440 3 года назад +9

      @@rogueseven yeah, those are good ideas. But I don't think it will be that easy for the scientists. Although I like those ideas, using names from those are actually really cool

  • @outhouse9451
    @outhouse9451 2 года назад +86

    My problem with finding planets that “can support life” is that we really don’t know that another kind of life form can exist within different kinds of environments

  • @manic6461
    @manic6461 3 года назад +2294

    What if there is a fire planet watching a video about earth saying “That’s right, they rain water!”

  • @drawnon3266
    @drawnon3266 4 года назад +1781

    “This planet spent time inside a star” “much like every teenage boys dream” damn that was slick

  • @supersophisticated9943
    @supersophisticated9943 3 года назад +3057

    "You're no safer on earth."
    Thank. You.

    • @slimjong-un5743
      @slimjong-un5743 2 года назад +23

      Fank you*

    • @Dxsszn
      @Dxsszn 2 года назад +2

      Ok

    • @georgegarcia5288
      @georgegarcia5288 2 года назад +5

      Tell me that earth is dangerous without telling me that earth is dangerous

    • @jakerooni5542
      @jakerooni5542 2 года назад +1

      This is a Super Sophisticated comment. Nice.

    • @wolfstar_productions
      @wolfstar_productions 2 года назад

      "Mother" Earth herself is safe; it is the many wackos, creeps, and overall humans that live upon it - that are not safe.

  • @EphyPinkman
    @EphyPinkman 2 года назад +32

    He sounds like a NPC that explains you the quest he's about to give you

  • @fjf1786
    @fjf1786 4 года назад +1829

    "There is one planet that is even scarier... earth.. where you have obligations and bills."

    • @stephenmiller1830
      @stephenmiller1830 4 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @illumiiii
      @illumiiii 4 года назад +5

      Fax tho

    • @dx1_538
      @dx1_538 4 года назад +2

      Ivar ragnarson this deserves so much more xD

    • @goose7642
      @goose7642 4 года назад +6

      The more you watch these videos about the universe the less scarier and threatening your problems become

    • @zigz2091
      @zigz2091 4 года назад +2

      That’s something Exurb1a would say.

  • @Aliyahsarchive
    @Aliyahsarchive 3 года назад +3643

    This universe is so amazing, I’m so happy to have the chance to learn about it

    • @ScrambledEggAbdullah
      @ScrambledEggAbdullah 3 года назад +15

      You can learn more if you read the Quran with translation

    • @felixschweizer6191
      @felixschweizer6191 2 года назад +37

      I dont just want to learn about it i want to See those crazy planets up close. Even If i die

    • @kenni__kay
      @kenni__kay 2 года назад +71

      @@ScrambledEggAbdullah I think there are much better ways to learn about it that that🥴

    • @StardustKiiro
      @StardustKiiro 2 года назад +59

      @@ScrambledEggAbdullah not everyone is religious

    • @eebu4053
      @eebu4053 2 года назад

      idulqr

  • @insidethemachine
    @insidethemachine 3 года назад +3261

    The answer to life is that we’re all living on a giant, moldy, dust ball spinning through the abyss, hoping for neighbors.

    • @insidethemachine
      @insidethemachine 3 года назад +13

      @@mnassif3809 No thanks. I’m a Heathen.

    • @darkspiro6467
      @darkspiro6467 3 года назад +4

      LOL true

    • @afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646
      @afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646 3 года назад +7

      @@mnassif3809 at this point i'm willing to bet that you worship satan.

    • @douglasroussey2309
      @douglasroussey2309 3 года назад +4

      May be, except I think we have an orbit so we're not quite rogue... that was Nibiru when it was just passing through before they smacked Tiamat

    • @KindaStupid.
      @KindaStupid. 2 года назад

      @@insidethemachine they deleted the comment lol

  • @arisdrik
    @arisdrik 2 года назад +12

    I like how he adds humans at the end as the scariest and most inevitable being in the universe

  • @samjames1253
    @samjames1253 4 года назад +827

    "Kepler-70b is a planet that has actually spent time inside a star. Now whilst that may sound like every teenage boys dream". I'll admit you actually caught me off guard on that one.

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino 4 года назад +1515

    Gets blown apart by a storm of glass spikes
    Brits: "A bit rude, innit?"

    • @irockmajorly
      @irockmajorly 4 года назад +7

      Nice profile pic my guy

    • @williama2349
      @williama2349 4 года назад +8

      White wolf, wise wolf, what is it the wolf needs?

    • @ninjawafflezz5356
      @ninjawafflezz5356 4 года назад

      Anyone else love the netflix series? I think they picked the perfect cast for the roles

    • @godsoffice5714
      @godsoffice5714 4 года назад

      Wolf. ERA 6000: Let's leave this planet mate we've failed to conquer one more planet.

    • @chloelarson3789
      @chloelarson3789 4 года назад +4

      right, wots all this then?

  • @pOpCoRn0531
    @pOpCoRn0531 4 года назад +2837

    Some alien living on another planet making AlienTube video: "the most dangerous, shithole of a little planet we have ever found: Earth."

    • @distone2480
      @distone2480 4 года назад +174

      And they will never visit. 😂. Planets to never visit.

    • @backpackpepelon3867
      @backpackpepelon3867 4 года назад +98

      Well, at least we got one thing we can agree with those alien 😁

    • @stripes1043
      @stripes1043 4 года назад +56

      Why would they name it AlienTube? We don't name RUclips MammalTube , I understand it's a joke but

    • @cinnamon-skateboarding5987
      @cinnamon-skateboarding5987 4 года назад +23

      I doubt it would be earth lol, it's be ranked in the top 5 most safest planets in the galaxy.

    • @LS-qt9bo
      @LS-qt9bo 4 года назад +27

      @Ezequiel Castanon no that would be they're version of pornhub

  • @desireer6915
    @desireer6915 2 года назад +12

    This is the first time I've ever seen one of your videos and I'm blown away! You are a brilliant storyteller! I loved the synergy between information and entertainment that you've concocted!

  • @mikefm4
    @mikefm4 4 года назад +4212

    I feel like I’m being educated by a 1700’s blacksmith on his meal break

  • @MBKill3rCat
    @MBKill3rCat 3 года назад +1066

    I've had something of a phobia of gas giants, Jupiter especially, since around the age of 6 years old when I had a dream of falling into one, watching the gargantuan planet growing bigger and spreading out to the horizon, and then perpetually falling for what felt like an hour, through thick clouds, getting darker and darker as the light faded as I fell deeper into the planet, knowing with certainty that there was nothing below me but endless black and certain doom. The dream basically traumatised me as a child and gave me a kind of thalassophobia particular to gas giants. I know it sounds daft. The sheer immensity, power and apathy of Jupiter is just terrifying to me.

    • @lightsinthesky4989
      @lightsinthesky4989 2 года назад +177

      If it makes you feel any better, scientists think that the crazy gravity of Jupiter actually protects us from a lot of asteroid strikes. So that big scary dude is looking out for us

    • @thevioleteye9314
      @thevioleteye9314 2 года назад +24

      Weirdly enough, I also had a dream where I was in the abyss of space. Though the hue was mostly red, I feared falling endlessly so I tried to dive myself to a nearing planet. It was so weird, but I guess that's where the fear comes from. That shit also scared me for a while.

    • @hallow8876
      @hallow8876 2 года назад +11

      u were actually going to Jupiter in your dream and you saw the future

    • @alfredoderanaltorpedo6294
      @alfredoderanaltorpedo6294 2 года назад +47

      Some people have a phobia of spiders, some of insects, and you have a phobia of fucking gas giants

    • @alexarias5717
      @alexarias5717 2 года назад +6

      I wish i had a dream like that omg lol

  • @SoUnd030
    @SoUnd030 2 года назад +729

    i love how this guys is so positive about someone dying by just stepping one foot in a planet.

  • @prophecyempresslerena358
    @prophecyempresslerena358 2 года назад +6

    I actually love that Earth is mentioned in this video. It didn't surprise me at all, because for some reason, I just expected it to come up. Of course, considering the countless horrors that can be experienced here, that's probably why. In a way, life can also be terrifying.

  • @louiserocks1
    @louiserocks1 4 года назад +1650

    "it was inside a star - now that may sound like every teenage boy's dream" lol

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 года назад +2351

    *Scariest Planet:*
    1. A planet that is overrun by creatures with Viruses
    _oh wait.._

    • @mattyicicles1608
      @mattyicicles1608 4 года назад +44

      Nah Earth is the best

    • @KoasterKid95
      @KoasterKid95 4 года назад +110

      Shoutout to China!

    • @oculusnomadslosttribe5672
      @oculusnomadslosttribe5672 4 года назад +22

      @Duchi There are viruses floating in the upper earth atmosphere.... viruses 🦠 are everywhere 🧐

    • @nastynabz3029
      @nastynabz3029 4 года назад +19

      Home sweet home

    • @Dumb-Comment
      @Dumb-Comment 4 года назад +18

      @@KoasterKid95 shout-out to our healthcare system.

  • @reay7224
    @reay7224 3 года назад +345

    considering I have never been burnt to ash in 3 seconds or been caught in a glass storm, I'd say we're probably safer on earth

    • @reay7224
      @reay7224 3 года назад +8

      @@mnassif3809 God thinks you're acting sus hella sus right now

    • @nocomment8709
      @nocomment8709 2 года назад

      Daddy you are so hot that you’ll be burnt in 2 seconds

  • @laylay6154
    @laylay6154 2 года назад +2

    The only thing I'm ever been blown away by in this video, is the fact that Kepler 70b actually survived a damn supernova.
    Supernovas literally destroy everything in their path when they go supernova. So, the fact that Kepler 70b survived it's just shocking.

  • @crumblyscarab3915
    @crumblyscarab3915 4 года назад +2097

    Nobody:
    Scientists when they name planets: *spams keyboard*

    • @thedistantprinceinyouremai6345
      @thedistantprinceinyouremai6345 4 года назад +96

      They find so many the names have to be alphanumerical. I kinda see that as a net positive, we can name them something normal if they stick out

    • @datpoyo4900
      @datpoyo4900 4 года назад +7

      Like we did With Our solar System

    • @bahji
      @bahji 4 года назад +12

      rip LA

    • @newjescity
      @newjescity 4 года назад +16

      HEY, they spam the keyboard in a pattern

    • @NakMTLKane
      @NakMTLKane 4 года назад +1

      discord.gg/bYgNqKdiscord.gg/bYgNqKdiscord.gg/bYgNqKdiscord.gg/bYgNqKdiscord.gg/bYgNqKdiscord.gg/bYgNqKdiscord.gg/bYgNqKdiscord.gg/bYgNqKdiscord.gg/bYgNqKdiscor

  • @zacharywindover9840
    @zacharywindover9840 4 года назад +4198

    Fun fact: earth has the highest yearly mortality rate of any planet we currently know.

    • @flywitblokka9355
      @flywitblokka9355 4 года назад +154

      Thank you zach very cool

    • @ajorux1665
      @ajorux1665 4 года назад +83

      Give me a sec- You played me

    • @sagemedows7061
      @sagemedows7061 4 года назад +210

      Breathing has a 100% mortality rate

    • @alpactra1830
      @alpactra1830 4 года назад +37

      Holy sh*t I didn’t know that 😮

    • @michaelpoppe6264
      @michaelpoppe6264 4 года назад +132

      Fun fact: It also has the highest survival rate as well....deep thoughts

  • @crowdnine7771
    @crowdnine7771 4 года назад +2106

    "this planet actually spent time inside a star, and while this may be every teenage boys dream .... "
    what

    • @moonlight-nn5fz
      @moonlight-nn5fz 4 года назад +123

      ikr I was like what😃

    • @k5__beatz754
      @k5__beatz754 4 года назад +14

      Lol

    • @latoyagreen7126
      @latoyagreen7126 4 года назад +99

      lol that was a good one.thats a fact

    • @NotKiiro
      @NotKiiro 4 года назад +35

      Took me ages to understand lmfao

    • @thabreez456
      @thabreez456 3 года назад +30

      @@NotKiiro i STILL dont understand pls explain.. Does it have something to do with........ Biology?

  • @franketa76
    @franketa76 2 года назад +1

    13:25 made me laugh sooo hard, my sleeping cat fell off my lap 🤣🤣

  • @josuaerick9670
    @josuaerick9670 4 года назад +1799

    "We just discovered a planet!"
    "Great what should we name it?"
    *bang the head on keyboard
    "That's its name"
    "wow what a beautiful name sir"

    • @ShadowMinnie
      @ShadowMinnie 4 года назад +47

      There's a LOT of planets, so calling the with letters and numbers is necessary.

    • @spacekid9680
      @spacekid9680 4 года назад +61

      @@ShadowMinnie r/whoosh

    • @mirza6399
      @mirza6399 4 года назад +68

      @@ShadowMinnie if you were a Planet your name would be (Thick-17) 😂

    • @mirza6399
      @mirza6399 4 года назад +13

      Bob-2

    • @spacekid9680
      @spacekid9680 4 года назад +10

      @@mirza6399 XD OOF

  • @gabrieljordan8015
    @gabrieljordan8015 4 года назад +545

    This planet they call Earth sounds like a terrifying place to live.

    • @emirhasani1994
      @emirhasani1994 4 года назад +20

      And did you even heard about that thing called Corona-Virus sounds extremely scary

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 4 года назад +2

      @A B Yeah honestly even if we did nothing the human race would survive of course with the loss of lots of people.

    • @myreligionisbts
      @myreligionisbts 4 года назад +10

      I visited that planet once and I’m never returning again

    • @LegendaryDarkKnight602
      @LegendaryDarkKnight602 4 года назад

      I'd like to think that about every planet in the universe.

    • @spacekid9680
      @spacekid9680 4 года назад +6

      Why did I crash my spacecraft here those fourteen orbits ago? But some of the native life forms are cool! Like this adorable little thing called cat

  • @gsteel98
    @gsteel98 4 года назад +692

    When he said Venus was once habitable and that the greenhouse effect essentially caused it to be that way: O.O

    • @theevildrummingsithlord1492
      @theevildrummingsithlord1492 4 года назад +138

      The parallels between Venus and Earth are so strong; I wonder what the chances are of Earth becoming like Venus soon.

    • @Defenestration700
      @Defenestration700 4 года назад +92

      @@theevildrummingsithlord1492 It's inevitable. In about 1 billion years or less Earth will undergo a runaway greenhouse affect as the sun expands and its main sequence comes to an end.

    • @theevildrummingsithlord1492
      @theevildrummingsithlord1492 4 года назад +37

      @@Defenestration700 Wow. I always thought that as the Sun expands, it would just burn the atmosphere away. To be honest, I wasn't thinking about any of the steps leading up to that.

    • @lancelikessause
      @lancelikessause 4 года назад +34

      @@theevildrummingsithlord1492 yeah for a some time when the sun expands into a red giant all the water on earth will evaporate and fill the sky with water vapor clouds trapping in heat and creating a run away greenhouse effect making it like venus

    • @zBits_
      @zBits_ 4 года назад +12

      mars used to have an atmosphere

  • @nothinginparticular1879
    @nothinginparticular1879 Год назад +2

    This guy is hilarious, witty asf. I hope he still is monetized because he walks the line perfectly!

  • @G00b789
    @G00b789 4 года назад +1223

    “It’s Saturn, but on CoCaInE” 😂

    • @rocky-zx6kq
      @rocky-zx6kq 3 года назад +12

      No its on steroids

    • @ZKR-
      @ZKR- 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrixzz8127
      @mrixzz8127 3 года назад +4

      No it’s on heroine

    • @gracegoddess4841
      @gracegoddess4841 3 года назад +2

      You tell em

    • @Texkimo713
      @Texkimo713 3 года назад +1

      Dr.rockso the rock and roll clown would love any planet on cocaine,cuz he does cocaine ya know

  • @SkywareEntertainments
    @SkywareEntertainments 3 года назад +1329

    So we have technology that allows us to know the detailed characteristics of planets outside of our solar system, but we can't get good wifi in schools?

    • @asgfdfhjfhityueryutf
      @asgfdfhjfhityueryutf 3 года назад +19

      next time find a less reposted meme /hj

    • @nikenaisam1142
      @nikenaisam1142 3 года назад +5

      @@furthestcloud R/wooosh

    • @nikenaisam1142
      @nikenaisam1142 3 года назад +11

      @@furthestcloud it’s not a joke it actually happens

    • @Weezy-84
      @Weezy-84 3 года назад +7

      We have discovered nearly all the universe, were conquering our seas but we cant get computers younger than 30 years old in schools and good wifi and decent teachers and wide hallways

    • @SkywareEntertainments
      @SkywareEntertainments 3 года назад +1

      Is this video getting recommended to everyone all of a sudden??

  • @JulianneMcLarney
    @JulianneMcLarney 4 года назад +845

    “So it’s basically Saturn. But on cocaine” My new favorite quote.

    • @LegendaryDarkKnight602
      @LegendaryDarkKnight602 4 года назад +4

      A Roided out Saturn on cocaine.
      It also looks creepy from space.

    • @Fister_of_Muppets
      @Fister_of_Muppets 4 года назад +6

      Neil "smokes de grass" Tyson would concur.

    • @jjbulik
      @jjbulik 4 года назад

      I was just about to point that out 😂 it made me laugh

    • @elderizback3752
      @elderizback3752 4 года назад

      @@jjbulik same lol what a joker

    • @alexsclewis
      @alexsclewis 4 года назад +1

      anyone remember that saturn and satan are the same root word..?

  • @skyraided6872
    @skyraided6872 2 года назад +3

    “Now that may sound like every teenage boys dream” LOL

  • @gregguluzian
    @gregguluzian 4 года назад +958

    That accent and mustache makes me feel like I’m nobody

    • @plannedobsolescence2167
      @plannedobsolescence2167 4 года назад +18

      That accent is very "working class" in England.

    • @yoshi_drinks_tea
      @yoshi_drinks_tea 4 года назад +11

      Greg Guluzian Greg Guluzian Human hair on the face and a little accent makes you feel that way? Interesting.

    • @anushatharamal1047
      @anushatharamal1047 4 года назад +2

      Greg Guluzian I’m watching his videos after a very long time, and I thought it was someone else ._.

    • @tyler-qr5jn
      @tyler-qr5jn 4 года назад +12

      @@plannedobsolescence2167 it really isnt. the working class can have any accent. Theres no specifics in england...

    • @plannedobsolescence2167
      @plannedobsolescence2167 4 года назад

      @@tyler-qr5jn A person's accent says a lot about how and where a person is educated. I know an accent is dependent on their geographic location, but the polished speech of the educated, especially the "landed gentry" seems obvious to me.
      You're English. I think you know what I mean.

  • @kevinmurphy7465
    @kevinmurphy7465 4 года назад +226

    Scientist- What should we name this planet?
    Scientist- slams keyboard in frustration*
    Scientist- This name is perfect!

    • @bigmac3373
      @bigmac3373 4 года назад +1

      Nice

    • @Metztii
      @Metztii 4 года назад

      It's named after it's telescope though

    • @nekkyylol
      @nekkyylol 4 года назад +2

      • thank you I actually didn’t know

    • @Metztii
      @Metztii 4 года назад

      @@nekkyylol yeah that's why so many planets are named Kepler

    • @nekkyylol
      @nekkyylol 4 года назад

      • I never knew that I don’t know plants that much

  • @cuprianlycoris
    @cuprianlycoris 3 года назад +1496

    “And you’re living on it, right now.”
    Me who’s living on Mars: “what?”

  • @julijan2653
    @julijan2653 2 года назад +6

    This guy manages to be funny while talking about physics 😂😂😂
    I wish he was my physics teacher back in the school

  • @pgtv14
    @pgtv14 4 года назад +701

    Scientists: "There may be a ninth planet in our solar system"
    Pluto: 👀

    • @donpit8597
      @donpit8597 4 года назад +10

      Nah x means 10 so yeah your wrong

    • @genozp2328
      @genozp2328 4 года назад +14

      ... One could argue we have 13 planets, on a rather large technicality. We have 2 or 3 planets double the distance of Pluto away from the Sun with enormous revolution cycles. Likely revolving around the, but too unreasonably far to count in our solar system.

    • @charliehunter9257
      @charliehunter9257 4 года назад +10

      @@genozp2328 There is also Ceres in the asteroid belt. If we welcomed Pluto back into the classification of "planet" we would reasonably welcome Ceres in as well.

    • @Moribax85
      @Moribax85 4 года назад +13

      @@donpit8597 nope, it's X as the mathematical unknown in equations, not X as in roman numbers

    • @Moribax85
      @Moribax85 4 года назад +13

      @@genozp2328 we have 8 planets and 5 dwarf planets, and no, the solar system ends at the outer edge of the Oort Cloud. to put what you said into prospective: Pluto orbits at around 40 AU from the sun, so, those planets you mention would be at around 80 AU from the sun. Voyager 1 is currently (after 40 years of traveling) at almost 150 AU from the sun... it would take Voyager 1 30000 more years to reach the edge of our solar system. so those planets you mention (in reality the only one that far out that we know of is Eris, since both Makemake and Haumea are more or less distant from the sun as Pluto, and Ceres is in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter) are well within the boundaries of our solar system

  • @innnews6299
    @innnews6299 3 года назад +1028

    The ending is so fitting: We, Human, make the Earth, our home, the most dangerous place to live in the Universe.

    • @brianvicario4801
      @brianvicario4801 3 года назад +33

      The thing that scared me is Venus is like that cause of a greenhouse that’s what he said and what if that happens to us because of climate change

    • @innnews6299
      @innnews6299 3 года назад +51

      @@brianvicario4801 It will happen to us. Eventually. It is inevitable.

    • @charlesmclain6558
      @charlesmclain6558 3 года назад +5

      Depends on whether or not we can fix ourselves and our own problems first.

    • @innnews6299
      @innnews6299 3 года назад +2

      @@charlesmclain6558 Many scientists said we are too late to fix already.

    • @charlesmclain6558
      @charlesmclain6558 3 года назад +8

      @@innnews6299 must have hope, we still have a lot to work towards, not everything is dead yet.

  • @tobiasgrijsen3943
    @tobiasgrijsen3943 3 года назад +1576

    I love the ending of the video mate, showing people the way how theyre basically more cruel than the most planets that excist, since all planets basically kill you in 1-5 seconds, probably not even noticing it much, while on earth we torture eachother for the sake of money... Its truly disastrous...
    Thanks for putting that at the end, spread the knowledge and help eachother gain knowledge how to change ourselves and make our planet more bearable!
    Already subbed, but would again right now! Love ya vids mate

    • @whotristanidk815
      @whotristanidk815 2 года назад +6

      Money and Status

    • @practicalcucumber1395
      @practicalcucumber1395 2 года назад +17

      What else we supposed to do? If money is free then no one would work. There’s no other way to keep it balanced

    • @alexarias5717
      @alexarias5717 2 года назад +16

      @@practicalcucumber1395 people would work to sustain themselves. The whole point is that no one would work if they didn't have to pay for anything. But someone isn't going to work to provide it either. It would become about how you can grow your own food or meat. It would be a drastic change to society. Hopefully more modernized than that if we had good leaders.

    • @practicalcucumber1395
      @practicalcucumber1395 2 года назад +4

      @@alexarias5717 so you’re working to grow your own food? It’s such a hassle when you can just get a job and get anything you want. You’d have to work either way and I’m guessing it would be easier getting all sorts of meat. Plus where would we grow our food? We wouldn’t just simply be able to go out and get land to grow stuff

    • @practicalcucumber1395
      @practicalcucumber1395 2 года назад +5

      @@alexarias5717 also how would we get stuff like electronics? Not like we can use money and buy it from people. Why would people sell it when we get nothing in return? If it’s free who would work on producing them since they won’t get nothing in return? If they did then it would cancel the whole thing of not having to work for stuff. It’s a lot more complex than saying “make everything free”

  • @talltayls21
    @talltayls21 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hahahaha, broo, that planet that “spent time inside a star” joke was TOP TIER comedy my guy 😂 That joke had NO business being that funny 😂😂😂 oooh man, thank you for that laugh, that was much needed

  • @unlimitedduckgamer
    @unlimitedduckgamer 3 года назад +536

    Thoughty: *says Venus' atmosphere would kill you in 3 different ways*
    Also Thoughty: *actually describes 4*
    Me: Well...f**k

  • @bluefox21186
    @bluefox21186 4 года назад +167

    2 details:
    1: Kepler-70b is actually the earths's fate. Assuming that nothing hits us so hard that throw us out of orbit, we will be "eaten" by the sun.
    2: Some recent theories indicate that Metuselah is actually older than the universe itself. So we either are awful at calculating planet's ages, or we were awful at calculating the age of the universe.

    • @shin_eightysix
      @shin_eightysix 4 года назад +4

      Detail #1, we cannot see for sure.

    • @iannai
      @iannai 4 года назад +19

      by the age of the universe - don't scientists mean the observable universe? there's still a lot out there of the universe we haven't even seen and its constantly expanding so i doubt the planet would be older than the universe. although, that's quite interesting

    •  4 года назад +18

      @@iannai Pretty much speculation about everything we can't touch, theres like 100% margin of error , meaning that the universe could be 13 billion years old or up to 27 billion, or as low as 6 billion.
      The planet could be 12 billion years old, or 24 or 5 billion, thats where the "maybe older than universe" comes from, but to be at least 90% sure, scientists would need to travel to the planet, take samples about certain atoms because based on their behaviour, we can tell the age those atoms have, meaning we can safely say the age of the planet.

    • @ADerpyReality
      @ADerpyReality 4 года назад +4

      Humanity must become multi planet for our own survival. Still maybe 1 plus billion years back venus people jumped to earth. Still though Mars has a much better day, year and seasons for us.

    • @Conkel
      @Conkel 4 года назад +2

      ADerpyReality We’d need to evolve past our flawed not space faring built at all bodies.. i cant imagine how we’d look like but definitely not human like anymore.

  • @agent00puffball
    @agent00puffball 2 года назад +358

    You say horrifying, I say extraordinary. I LOVE this kind of stuff, it is just so fascinating.

    • @Turbo_the_duck
      @Turbo_the_duck 2 года назад +7

      Exactly outer space is amaizng to me everytime I walk outside theres always a shooting star waiting on me and I live in the south so it’s rare but I have always seen one for the past month it’s so weird but beautiful

    • @st0rmy615
      @st0rmy615 2 года назад +1

      Woah bro thats really interesting

    • @TroubleToby3040
      @TroubleToby3040 2 года назад

      To be fair to Thoughty, he's just saying that to drum up attention. He also refers to "undead" stars and "zombie" planets... Both of which are utterly meaningless nonsense. It's all in good fun.🤷‍♂️

  • @rickastley3802
    @rickastley3802 19 дней назад +1

    9:25 I was watching until my timer rang at that excat moment lol 😂

  • @RagnarUchiha
    @RagnarUchiha 4 года назад +116

    That smug grin when you're saying "and right now, it's hitting the subscribe button."
    Loved it :D

    • @Sienrel
      @Sienrel 4 года назад +4

      tbh i think my heart skipped a beat cos of that grin

    • @bebarshossny5766
      @bebarshossny5766 4 года назад +5

      This dude is way too cool for youtube

    • @parvizsattorov2411
      @parvizsattorov2411 4 года назад +2

      He has a new subscriber after that )

    • @kvieth24
      @kvieth24 4 года назад +4

      I unsubbed just so I could sub again

    • @TheWidowStewart
      @TheWidowStewart 4 года назад

      0:41 is the 2nd best moment. 13:15 is #1

  • @Lappland_22
    @Lappland_22 4 года назад +95

    “I the planet Ogle TR56b it rains molten iron.”
    **heavy metal music stops**
    **DEATH METAL MUSIC STARTS**

  • @chrisdooley6468
    @chrisdooley6468 4 года назад +299

    I swear I’m watching a WWI British officer give a presentation here lol.

    • @It-b-Blair
      @It-b-Blair 4 года назад +2

      This one... why are so many off by 50+ years?

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 4 года назад +2

      Is that the inspiration?
      Cause he really reminded me of the sarcastic main character of a british steampunk series.

    • @Monker83
      @Monker83 4 года назад +1

      He looks like Hitler

    • @shrekwithawillsmithface465
      @shrekwithawillsmithface465 4 года назад +5

      This is the British younger Vsauce

    • @lancelot771
      @lancelot771 4 года назад +2

      @@Monker83 not even near

  • @AlkaRez
    @AlkaRez 2 года назад +8

    I feel so validated by the ending of this video! I did a report on crazy and horrible planet conditions in school. And my summary was that earth was scarier than any of them can ever be, simply for the fact that earth has HUMANS! You'll die pretty quickly on other planets....but earth has creatures with twisted minds!
    Love this video!

  • @Droobie03
    @Droobie03 4 года назад +498

    Statistically, earth does have the highest confirmed deaths, of any other planets in the universe.

  • @Marvlouz
    @Marvlouz 2 года назад +614

    I have mild astrophobia (having the fear of space), but watching your video actually was very calming. The slight humor along with the facts makes it easier to watch the video. I just wanted to say that. Interesting video and super cool.

    • @ValYourFav
      @ValYourFav 2 года назад +13

      nah you’ll be dead in a grave before you see bad things from space my friend, and think of stars in the skys as lanterns

    • @Lemmiwinks-cr8nr
      @Lemmiwinks-cr8nr 2 года назад +15

      The Milky Way😱😱😱

    • @percaholic6939
      @percaholic6939 2 года назад +33

      It's a fear of Astroworld

    • @4uck565
      @4uck565 2 года назад +6

      @@percaholic6939 💀

    • @4uck565
      @4uck565 2 года назад

      @@ValYourFav lanterns that will explode one day

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 4 года назад +274

    _"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."_
    *~ Professor Farnsworth (Futurama)*

    • @degenerals6127
      @degenerals6127 4 года назад +3

      Mr. Friendship
      He just copied a lot from this
      ruclips.net/video/6KZ1kvIUFrU/видео.html

    • @damienwhited87
      @damienwhited87 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @madwax4771
      @madwax4771 4 года назад +3

      I wish they made new episodes of Futurama

    • @Verate
      @Verate 4 года назад +2

      I was telling myself "wonder how these planets smell like?"

    • @robertmcguckin2713
      @robertmcguckin2713 4 года назад +1

      Verate Probably, ........heavenly!

  • @claytonuliana1303
    @claytonuliana1303 6 месяцев назад

    Thoughty2- Thanks so much for all of your varied and thoughtful contributions. I love all your videos.
    -Peace and love

  • @10-years-in-the-joint
    @10-years-in-the-joint 2 года назад +229

    Btw, here’s a fun little fact about Venus. It’s atmosphere is so thick it can absorb sunlight. And about 1 billion years of that would make it hotter than Mercury.

    • @xiyalocan8535
      @xiyalocan8535 2 года назад +6

      Hotter than the now mercury, or than the mercury of that time?

    • @0666menace
      @0666menace 2 года назад

      Eventually wouldn't that make the atmosphere excited enough to start shedding it's matter?

    • @cpilfold420
      @cpilfold420 2 года назад +6

      One day hopefully you guys realize that NASA is literally pulling "science" out of their asses when they come up with this nonsense.
      They don't know any of this. It does make a great story though.

    • @xiyalocan8535
      @xiyalocan8535 2 года назад

      @@cpilfold420 why do you think that? We have a lot of things that proof what they say, for example what happens in space also happens on earth, but on smaller scales.

    • @bunnybug3996
      @bunnybug3996 2 года назад +9

      @@cpilfold420 You are just a 12 year old on the internet. NASA are very experienced adults who literally go to space. You haven't even seen a planet in the sky

  • @beefcake08
    @beefcake08 4 года назад +1798

    No wind will ever be as fast as hurricane tortilla’s

    • @jazminyz
      @jazminyz 4 года назад +48

      Scariest hurricane known to man

    • @lockluck123
      @lockluck123 4 года назад +7

      But thare is or do you mean on earth?

    • @averagefanenjoyer8696
      @averagefanenjoyer8696 4 года назад +64

      @@lockluck123 Hurricane tortilla is when you eat Mexican food and fart up a storm

    • @choossyyt793
      @choossyyt793 4 года назад +7

      now i have to wait 3 months to change my name again lmao

    • @katiscute3786
      @katiscute3786 4 года назад +8

      My knees tremble hearing the name of that hurricane 😰

  • @nicklevinsky1339
    @nicklevinsky1339 4 года назад +392

    The entire world: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH THE CORONA VIRUS
    Thoughty2: but have you considered alternative, worse fates?

    • @xzqc778
      @xzqc778 4 года назад +4

      ahhh yes coronavirus, so scary with that 1% mortality rate

    • @nickolausafon5458
      @nickolausafon5458 4 года назад +1

      We do.

    • @nicklevinsky1339
      @nicklevinsky1339 4 года назад +2

      @@xzqc778 more like 9% globally now my man

    • @nauticalcreations7647
      @nauticalcreations7647 4 года назад +1

      @@nicklevinsky1339 Nah man, 5.3%

    • @YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi
      @YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi 4 года назад

      @@nicklevinsky1339 you're all wrong but okay. 0.05% mortality rate, how about you look up the numbers before spouting bullshit.

  • @TheDreamLeaf
    @TheDreamLeaf 2 года назад +2

    11:06 "What has it seen. And who, or what, may have visited it"
    Me, looking at screen: Bad CGI Aliens

  • @staymufc
    @staymufc 4 года назад +559

    People: Taking in what he's saying
    *Me: That mustache tho*

    • @jackedwards2203
      @jackedwards2203 4 года назад +17

      ThatOneBacon Roblox and Fifa. It’s godly, isn’t it?

    • @l4khi584
      @l4khi584 4 года назад +5

      Do t be rude about his moustache

    • @seandunbar5003
      @seandunbar5003 4 года назад +35

      He looks more like a gay lumberjack with every video I watch 😂

    • @staymufc
      @staymufc 4 года назад +3

      @@jackedwards2203 yeah 😂😂

    • @krispykrep912
      @krispykrep912 4 года назад +8

      @@jackedwards2203 Just Some Guy Without A Mustache wants to know your location

  • @justine4393
    @justine4393 4 года назад +205

    “Youre no safer here on earth” That hits hard 😂

    • @anisaforsman2440
      @anisaforsman2440 3 года назад

      Le

    • @Joopyter724
      @Joopyter724 3 года назад +1

      All known deaths have been on earth or very ear earth soooooooo
      Statistically earth is the most dangerous planet

    • @itsfadixx
      @itsfadixx 3 года назад +2

      @@Joopyter724 atleast ur alive 😘

    • @commenterforfun5154
      @commenterforfun5154 3 года назад +1

      @@itsfadixx stop it get some help

  • @armarosundone7690
    @armarosundone7690 3 года назад +88

    I like how he doesnt bat en eye while talking about how we could die in the most horrible ways in any second of our life. Great man.

  • @zulkfee9589
    @zulkfee9589 2 года назад +2

    Everybody gangster until the smart man reveal it was a pan

  • @Ethan-fj2cn
    @Ethan-fj2cn 3 года назад +511

    If he were to say "hey, 42 here" no one would tell the difference

    • @thethirdhokanye3760
      @thethirdhokanye3760 3 года назад +17

      That is what he says lol. In reference to hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

    • @lewie895
      @lewie895 3 года назад +7

      Exactly why his channel name is Thoughty2, its a reference

    • @benecrim1724
      @benecrim1724 3 года назад

      Who is 42

    • @Us3r739
      @Us3r739 3 года назад +11

      @@benecrim1724 joe mama

    • @MrSpankee02
      @MrSpankee02 3 года назад +1

      He does.

  • @king_poyo64
    @king_poyo64 4 года назад +353

    I am genuinely curious how different aliens actually look to us

    • @andreasimon2752
      @andreasimon2752 4 года назад +46

      They would probably look at us like we're stupid for using up our resources and taking this beautiful and perfect planet for granted....
      Humans are just plain greedy
      I sometimes wish I was a fish

    • @cinnamon-skateboarding5987
      @cinnamon-skateboarding5987 4 года назад +7

      If they are on an earth like planet (similar gravity, atmosphere, ecosystem, Star etc) they'd be fairly similar if they have roots in monkey animals like humans do.
      If they evolved from birds then they would have bird like features or if they eveolved form an intelligent breed of fish they'd look like fish or just be fish.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 4 года назад +30

      @@andreasimon2752 Nah, I can imagine some aliens being much, much greedier. Imagine if they were similar to ants, hivemind and all.
      They would have no "ethics" or empathy like humans/primates. The only thing that matters is acquiring more resources and growing. In their equivalent of modern times, they would have long destroyed the entire ecosystem of their planet, ripping it apart to build the massive complexes they live in and supporting their all-consuming growth economy.
      If they managed to discover space travel, they would rip their entire star system apart, stripping every planet down to the core, before moving on to the next one in a ravenous spree of consumption.

    •  4 года назад +30

      @@BierBart12 sometimes people say that advanced alien civilizations would be smart enough to know that war is dumb
      and would try to help us, not destroy. But those are humans concepts, murder and rape is wrong. Why? Because we said so. Who knows what aliens would think about this? They could have completely different visions of what is right and what is wrong. That, and what makes them think aliens would have empathy for us? Do you have empathy for bacteria? Why would they have empathy for a specie so less complex and powerful than them?

    • @goncalobaia1574
      @goncalobaia1574 4 года назад +6

      If we were stupid we wouldn't be where we are in the first place, there wouldn't be Iphones, TV and consoles, there wouldn't be elevators, cars and planes
      Greed and ambition, and stupidity have nothing to do with each other
      Besides what makes people think that aliens are so smart and superior like they tell it in fantasy? We haven't seen any spacecraft besides humans' in all the habitable universe we explored. They're probably simply more animals with no rationality

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +108

    The fact that there are 40 billion planets in the Milky Way alone, that can support alien life is frightening. The only problem is how large the distance actually is between star systems, the speed of light is too slow to travel, believe it or not, the fastest mode of travel would have to be through wormholes.

    • @BlackWestCoast
      @BlackWestCoast 4 года назад +3

      Agreed.

    • @jkm4154
      @jkm4154 4 года назад +1

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache Worm holes are theory’s

    • @slothshinobi7066
      @slothshinobi7066 4 года назад +11

      we can travel at the speed that could be faster than light. Light has a limit, but space is forever expanding so we can use those hyper warp drives that NASA is working on based on that. I am probably making it too simplified so i recommend looking it up. We can only do so much with what we have like going to Mars. "If we can turn Mars into Earth then we can turn Earth into Earth." Niel DeGrasse Tyson said seems very nice to know that we are evolving to that stage where we can almost do anything with technology. idk just ranting.

    • @helze2
      @helze2 4 года назад +4

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache i didn’t expect to find u here, last time I saw u was in an anime explanation video

    • @meep8504
      @meep8504 4 года назад +1

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache Wait i didnt expect you would be here i thought you would only be on comments of anime videos

  • @shaunharley1532
    @shaunharley1532 2 года назад

    How's the weather out there Olly?
    Olly: "IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS!!!"

  • @Jimmy-kt7mu
    @Jimmy-kt7mu 4 года назад +545

    HAHAHA hes slowly evolved in to a sexually confused lumberjack

    • @MannFace51
      @MannFace51 4 года назад +13

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Codysdab
      @Codysdab 4 года назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/pfRdur8GLBM/видео.html

    • @zejdland
      @zejdland 4 года назад +31

      Don't promote homosexuality

    • @alaplaya5
      @alaplaya5 4 года назад +53

      @@zejdland?? if this works on you, that's your messed up sexuality. Don't blame it on us

    • @firebladetenn6633
      @firebladetenn6633 4 года назад +8

      Jimmy it won’t be long before he’s big, butch, and performs with the backdrop of a thick woodland...from which of coarse, he will sing about being a lumberjack. But don’t worry. He’s ok.

  • @temporalCaster
    @temporalCaster 2 года назад +687

    I'm glad Thoughty2, Tom Scott, and VSauce Michael are here to help teach the general population how interesting the sciences can be

    • @velvetiny7307
      @velvetiny7307 2 года назад +2

      Truee along with Veritasium

    • @Huss_110
      @Huss_110 2 года назад +3

      Ikr, all these guys really got me interested in science, especially space. Now I live space videos and stuff

    • @corywiedenbeck1562
      @corywiedenbeck1562 2 года назад

      How about real science, not fake space fantasy

    • @ariesh_whothehelltookmyhandle
      @ariesh_whothehelltookmyhandle 2 года назад +1

      @@corywiedenbeck1562 Do you have evidence that these are fake?

    • @corywiedenbeck1562
      @corywiedenbeck1562 2 года назад

      @@ariesh_whothehelltookmyhandle they are cgi images, anyone familiar with cgi software can tell you, Nasa will even tell you

  • @johnjriggsarchery2457
    @johnjriggsarchery2457 3 года назад +363

    I dunno, Earth seems pretty scary at the moment.

    • @majordonut4022
      @majordonut4022 3 года назад +4

      @@mnassif3809 dude shut up your just making people hate god, Jesus, etc

    • @afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646
      @afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646 3 года назад +5

      @@mnassif3809 i fucking swear, you're ruining my christianity.

    • @akhil._.drawss3975
      @akhil._.drawss3975 3 года назад +1

      @@majordonut4022 wtf 😂 Ur Jesus is being hated by just this small thing

    • @HemiHami
      @HemiHami 2 года назад

      nah earth is tame as hell

    • @skysight1553
      @skysight1553 2 года назад +3

      Lol what up with comments

  • @thiccphrog5997
    @thiccphrog5997 2 года назад

    thank you thoughty for putting the sponsor at the end of the video instead of the beginning or middle. you are a real one

  • @Eric_The_Eccentric
    @Eric_The_Eccentric 4 года назад +259

    Now i need to see a "friendliest planets we've ever found."

    • @jgr7487
      @jgr7487 4 года назад +32

      there's no such thing. we were made for Earth, & even she kills us sometimes

    • @Eric_The_Eccentric
      @Eric_The_Eccentric 4 года назад +10

      @@jgr7487 chill bro. It's an absurd thing to wish for and that's why I'm joking about it.

    • @jgr7487
      @jgr7487 4 года назад +8

      @@Eric_The_Eccentric I know.

    • @Eric_The_Eccentric
      @Eric_The_Eccentric 4 года назад +6

      @@jgr7487 yeah..anyway, stay safe bro

    • @1evilgsta1
      @1evilgsta1 4 года назад +5

      There is a planet where the gravity is so low we could fly by flapping artificial wings :)

  • @youreadthisinyourmindright2604
    @youreadthisinyourmindright2604 3 года назад +132

    Everybody gangsta until a planet suddenly changed its direction towards earth after being discovered, engulfing every planets in its way

    • @piecakeum
      @piecakeum 3 года назад +4

      I too like Junji Ito

    • @omarpikm2101
      @omarpikm2101 3 года назад +5

      "Oh look, a new planet!"
      *turns around with the menacing anime stare*
      "So you have chosen... death."

    • @paperclip6377
      @paperclip6377 3 года назад +1

      @@omarpikm2101 cring

    • @commenterforfun5154
      @commenterforfun5154 3 года назад +1

      @@piecakeum that shit is weird and nightmare fuel

    • @IzzyMarrie
      @IzzyMarrie 3 года назад

      Literally thought of both Remina and Unicron lol One is terrifying because Junji's a master at those sorts of things, and the other, more-so on concept but still, if a planet could just.. transform and nom on other planets while being 100% sentient and malicious to boot... well..~

  • @johncarey1634
    @johncarey1634 3 года назад +84

    That last line "you're no safer here on Earth" just got me to subscribe. Awesome haha!

  • @InEx808
    @InEx808 2 года назад +3

    *Meanwhile on another planet:*
    Alien:"Humans,am i right?"
    *Alien laugh track*

  • @1subwith0vids6
    @1subwith0vids6 4 года назад +501

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Scientists: "lets call this planet 27262526228394464272922726252 jxdbxvxhbsskh"

    • @Defenestration700
      @Defenestration700 4 года назад +16

      This comment gave me a brain aneurysm.

    • @la2aru593
      @la2aru593 4 года назад +8

      yeah why not just "baby blue butterfly" or "golden dragonball"

    • @bluesillybeard
      @bluesillybeard 4 года назад +17

      hold on, 27262526228394464272922726252 jxdbxvxhbsskh is already taken, we have to call it 27262526228394464272922726252 jxdbxvxhbsskj
      also, I heard 27262526128394764272922725257 jxdbxtxzbssrh is a cool place to visit for vacation
      this has got to be the best joke i've seen today

    • @pcpc5242
      @pcpc5242 4 года назад

      no one can remember this name

    • @jdraven0890
      @jdraven0890 4 года назад

      "No Kaaaarl, that one's taken already! Try again..."

  • @Linklay
    @Linklay 4 года назад +341

    This last planet this guy is talking bout kinda sounds like earth

  • @herobrinesson1171
    @herobrinesson1171 3 года назад +94

    12:57
    Reminding me of why I should stay inside my house for another year.

  • @Sumaya6395
    @Sumaya6395 2 года назад +1

    That intro deserves my subscription 😂❤

  • @Thechosen1-r8p
    @Thechosen1-r8p 3 года назад +144

    Everytime I see this guy, he's time travelled more and more back in time

  • @NikkigandCo
    @NikkigandCo 3 года назад +221

    This is EXACTLY who you want telling “scary stories” to kids at Halloween 🥰

    • @RunitBackBoys
      @RunitBackBoys 3 года назад +10

      Mr ballen is better for that

    • @AP-qn4ex
      @AP-qn4ex 2 года назад

      @@RunitBackBoys i vouch that

  • @ahuman2791
    @ahuman2791 4 года назад +633

    Just thinking about how big the universe actually is gives me anxiety.
    What is this reply section lmao.

  • @sbaentertainment8388
    @sbaentertainment8388 2 года назад +1

    “This planet spends most of its time inside a star” - every teenage boys dream lmao (5:56)

  • @m2y8v
    @m2y8v 4 года назад +51

    The dirtiest one is, you gessed it, Uranus.

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 3 года назад +127

    Humans are so poetic. We could have names those three planets "planet2836382" or some shit but no, we were so shaken by their existence, Poltergeist it is

    • @yassineszn17
      @yassineszn17 3 года назад +5

      Example: "Kepler-452b"
      The first word indicate the solar system the planet belongs to (or it discoverer)
      Kepler-452^b^ is only one planet so the letter b is used
      452 is the tag of their solar system
      Just read how planets are named

    • @joaquinwilliams9405
      @joaquinwilliams9405 3 года назад

      @@yassineszn17 nice

    • @hr473
      @hr473 3 года назад

      Sadly not all planets are this way xD

    • @xX_wiLLiam_Xx
      @xX_wiLLiam_Xx 3 года назад

      @@mnassif3809 stfu

    • @afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646
      @afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646 3 года назад

      @@mnassif3809 i almost clicked it you abselute demon of a bot.

  • @KatsuraFan
    @KatsuraFan 4 года назад +36

    The fact that is so mind-blowing is that Earth used to look like the planet on the thumbnail

  • @michaelmiranda178
    @michaelmiranda178 2 года назад

    “If you were to step on one of these planets, you would essentially be microwaved alive…”
    Jimmy Deans voice interrupts to advertise sausage: “heat it up, then eat it up”