HOW TO MAKE A VOLCANO CAKE - NERDY NUMMIES
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- Опубликовано: 23 авг 2024
- Today I made a Volcano Cake using dry ice! I really enjoy making nerdy themed goodies and decorating them. I'm not a pro, but I love baking as a hobby. Please let me know what kind of treat you would like me to make next!
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I realised I have been watching her videos for 5 YEARS!!!!!!!
Abby, But Animated so 😎
I think I have to
Bish I’ve been watching for 8
Lol same🤣🤣
@@lizeysaurus3757 no-one cares
Where is the people who watched 1 video and fell in love!
ME WHEN I SAW HER FIRST VIDEO I WAS LIKE OMG I NEED TO SHBSCRIBE AND I KEPT WATCHIN JER VIDEOS
+Wuaty Cox ME ALL THE WAY!
Me
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*CandyCrush unlimited moves* storage.googleapis.com/100456267701/1538540554.html?v=brMTHzcLsKc
I can't believe how talented she is when it comes to baking and cakes!!😄😄😄👍👍👍👍👍👍👍⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
M Vlogz u know ur right
Contortionist IAm u r right
I love how she tells us to wear gloves when handling dry ice and then handles dry ice without gloves.
Wow I still remember watching this when I was young and when I used to love watching all these baking videos, and somehow today it popped up in my recommendations wow... my childhood memories U-u
OOOOH DO A GUMBALL MACHINE CAKE PLZZZ
Yes that would be awesome!!!!!
yes you do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it we do it we do it do it do it do it do it do it do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and has real candy inside
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Yesssssss plz do a gum all machine
This is my comfort video frl im crying its been almost 10 years
can you do a water fall cake pls pls and do the dry ice in it so it's like water falling down (like if you agree)
hey
It will rise...
Nice idea
Hyper Cute Blossom that’s what I thought of making a water fall cake to
Volcano cake? I have no idea what that is wait a minute what a volcano cake Roseanne what are you doing boy or a boy boy oh boy Man oh man oh man oh man oh we gonna do with her
did anyone notice the two dinosaurs having a bit of fun next to the keep calm sign.
Umm ya I did
They're piggy backing people.. They're best friends..
well don't talk about my cousins that way!! LOL
incase you don't get the joke look at my pic
T Jiggy a little more than best friends
I think it was more than just a "bit" fun... if ya know what I mean ;)
The dinosaurs...😂😂😂
Ummmmmmm... WHAT WERE THOSE DINOSAURS DOING?
Piggy The Wizard II she said the video they were piggyback riding.
I don't see any "Piggyback riding" at all I have a dirty mind I see something else
There being mad sus😂😂
When I was seven years old, this channel was all I would think about. I wake up: Nerdy nummies, I go to school: Nerdy nummies, I fall asleep: Nerdy nummies. However, I could never let Ro know how much I enjoyed her videos, and how they inspired me to want to be a baker, because I was not allowed to have a channel. After a while, I kind of forgot about this channel, and after the kitchen Reno, it kind of lost its nostalgic value to me. Now, as a 13 year old girl; I have re-discovered this channel, and although I don’t enjoy the new channel style as much, I will visit often, to watch the videos I watched as a kid, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :3
The only thing bad about this video is they used it for the "Meet the New RUclips Comments" video...
Me:*gose back to old vid or new*
Hey her hair is different
The fondant dinosaur is ADORABLE!!! 😍😍😍
I remember watching this with my sisters about 8,000 times because we really weirdly liked watching people cook. we were like 4 and 6 and it was so fun. we would watch a lot of her older videos.
THE 100 RULES OF THE NEW RUclips COMMENT SYSTEM:
In a reply to a message on Google+ about the new comment system, one of the contributors replied with this message:
"I'm glad you liked the old system. Most didn't. Obviously many trolls on youtube hate the new commenting system as they recognize what it means for them. The likes/dislikes on youtube don't include the thousands of comments on google+. You don't have to use Google at all. No one is forcing you. Lots of alternatives exist. This comment system is here to stay. But we still appreciate that you took the time to send us your feedback!" -Vic Gundotra, RUclips employee and layout designer.
From this we can infer:
1. The comment system is not going away.
2. Because Vic Gundotra said he appreciated the feedback but wasn't going to do anything about it shows that Google doesn't care if it shoves Google+ up your face because they know you'll have to adjust anyways.
3. Everyone who disliked this video is a troll in Google's eyes.
4. Google isn't forcing you to use Google+, instead they are shoving it down your throat. Lots of alternatives? Sure, you can not use Google+, but you won't be able to use RUclips either.
5. Google is reading all of these comments. They just delete them after they read it.
6. Google knows about the petition. They don't care. That's why they delete the post of anyone who posts the link.
7. www.change.org/petitions/google-change-the-youtube-comment-section-back-to-its-original-form SIGN THIS PETITION! This comment is probably going to get deleted. My account probably is going to be deleted. This comment will get marked as spam. I don't care. They want to shove G+ down out throat? We'll shove this petition down theirs.
8. "Most didn't like the old comment system." I'm pretty sure they mean "most people with a Google+ account... wait no, that's nobody.
9. Google+ is the new rating system, not the like bar. Makes sense since they're bulk deleting all the hate comments.
10. RUclips has a monopoly on video sharing. Everyone uses RUclips. Because of this, they think that if they integrate Google+ with RUclips, everyone will use Google+. I'm sure if we integrate MySpace and RUclips, everyone will start using MySpace... right?
11. Even MySpace was more successful than Google+.
12. Google+ had a chance. If they just left us alone maybe G+ wouldn't be that bad. Once they shove it down our throats it's all over.
13. When you mix something bad and good, it becomes bad.
14. When you poison a happy community, everyone either leaves or dies before they can leave.
15. What's the point of Top Comments when people can edit them?
16. If you're not important, no one sees your comment.
17. If you don't have a million subscribers, no one sees your comment.
18. If you don't have a whole bunch of circles, no one sees your comment.
19. If you try to complain about the new comment system, no one sees your comment.
20. If you don't have a Google+, no one sees your comment. In fact, your comment is nonexistent.
21. What's next, paid subscriptions?
22. "Would you rather see comments from people you care about, or just whoever in the world was last to post?" You don't get either... instead you get a whole bunch of inappropriate ASCII art that you can't even remove.
23. "We hear you: Better commenting coming to RUclips." Yeah, obviously they hear us. I bet now they can't.
24. DailyMotion is going to get a whole lot more users this week.
25. It's harder for trolls to post anything now because there is no character limit. Makes a whole lot of sense.
26. www.change.org/petitions/google-change-the-youtube-comment-section-back-to-its-original-form 27. www.change.org/petitions/google-change-the-youtube-comment-section-back-to-its-original-form 28. www.change.org/petitions/google-change-the-youtube-comment-section-back-to-its-original-form 29. www.change.org/petitions/google-change-the-youtube-comment-section-back-to-its-original-form ... wait, did I mention that already? My account is probably going to get deleted five times.
30. Why do they keep "Stay signed in" the default for signing in? Do they want to promote account theft so they can get a whole lot more Google+ accounts?
31. "why the fuck do i need a google+ account to comment on a video?" Jawed Karim, co-founder of RUclips, 2013.
32. Google Logic - fix something that was working fine and calling it innovation.
33. The employees at Google probably have their computers all backwards because they think this comment system is getting a lot of likes.
34. You can post links. Rule 34 is coming to the comment section as well.
35. The feedback button is the greatest lie in the history of the universe.
36. Every time you make a RUclips account you get 5 Google+ accounts. Maybe it makes them feel better.
37. They keep on reminding us to use our full names every time we log in so one day we can accidentally hit the "Yes" button and BOOM! You're identity is part of the public domain where everyone can see it and you're screwed. Also, you get six more Google+ accounts.
38. Speaking of that, my account can get deleted 5 times and still exist.
39. Everything you send can be seen by everyone on Google+. But I guess that's okay since G+ only has about 40 users anyway.
40. RUclips is turning into a social network.
41. RUclips is about to go down like Google+. The only difference is that Google+ was already a failure when it was launched.
42. Wait, if I get six more G+ accounts added to my five already existing ones... doesn't that mean I have 11 accounts and my account can still exist after getting deleted 10 times?
43. www.change.org/petitions/google-change-the-youtube-comment-section-back-to-its-original-form 44. www.change.org/petitions/google-change-the-youtube-comment-section-back-to-its-original-form 45. www.change.org/petitions/google-change-the-youtube-comment-section-back-to-its-original-form 46. www.change.org/petitions/google-change-the-youtube-comment-section-back-to-its-original-form 47. www.change.org/petitions/google-change-the-youtube-comment-section-back-to-its-original-form
48. It's okay to change. Just not in a backwards direction.
49. They delete your comments. Your right of speech? Gone.
50. They force you to use your full name. Your privacy rights? Gone.
51. They force you to use Google+. Your freedom? Gone.
52. They ignore you when you complain. Your right to petition? Gone.
53. They downgrade RUclips. Their salaries? Gone way up.
54. The people who liked this video are either Google+ users or people who hate this layout so much they turn their computer backwards to dislike it two times. There is no one on Google+. All the likes are from people who turned their computer backwards.
55. No one is going to see this comment because I don't have five million subscribers.
56. If people who hate are trolls, then people who design the stuff that we hate deserve to be trolled.
57. The only way to get Top Comment is to say something nice about the new comment layout.
58. This new comment layout is fantastic! I praise all of the people who put in effort to make this easily navigable and organized system of commenting. I've been waiting for 8 years for RUclips to integrate this amazing website with Google+, the world's most successful social network in the world! In fact I made some videos on my channel about how wonderful this is: New RUclips Google+ Comments are AWESOME
59. Good things don't last once they get corrupted.
60. If it exists and it is owned by Google, it will get corrupted.
61. Once you corrupt something, it's dead.
62. If RUclips is forcing censorship, this video should be censored.
63. If you post something on RUclips, it will end up on Google+.
64. If you share something on RUclips, it will end up on Google+.
65. If you subscribe to something on RUclips, it will end up on Google+.
66. If you watch a video, it will end up on Google+.
67. Maybe Bing should make a Bing+. Because that would mean "Because it's not Google+" and it would be the best social network in the world.
68. What's lower than an F? G+.
69. How does integration with Google+ increase conversations if everyone leaves?
70. TheirTube is more fitting since none of us can do anything about OUR website.
71. "Google+ integration allows for more user friendly content!" Yeah, I see how that's going.
72. November 6th, 2013: the date that will live in infamy.
73. That's definitely a minus.
74. #whyaretherehashtagsonyoutube #twitterinventedhashtags #googlecopieseverything
75. Time stamps are dead.
76. It there was a "Worst Change of the Year Award" it would be hard to decide because of both One Channel and this. Actually thinking about it, One Channel was a whole lot better than this crap.
77. We are Anonymous. Anonymous is legion. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget. Anonymous does not exist.
78. For every plus there is a minus.
79. There should be a -1 button too; this video would be in the negatives.
80. RUclips Help? RUclips needs our help.
81. If you see " goo.gl/yFlGW8 ", DO NOT CLICK ON IT!
82. In fact, never click any links in this new comment system.
83. The only exception to Rule 82 is this link: www.change.org/petitions/google-change-the-youtube-comment-section-back-to-its-original-form
84. Darn it, my account is going to get deleted. I'll just make another G+ account that I will never use in my entire life.
85. Bots can now post longer spam messages. Thank you Google.
86. RUclips is going to need a lot of like bots for their videos. Maybe next time the user can edit their ratings as well.
87. Meet the new RUclips comments, say goodbye to RUclips.
88. For every hate message you post, Google pays more people to delete them. Maybe this can help solve unemployment.
89. For every hate message you post, you get another Google+ account.
90. Sharing to Google+ is mandatory. Welcome to Google+Tube.
91. The dislike level is OVER 9000.
92. The number of Google+ accounts you have is now OVER 9000.
93. If the new comment system is powered by Google+, it is powered by no one.
94. Tries to get rid of trolling and spam, instead gets more trolling and spam, and hate as well. Success?
95. Next they'll make the font white. They already made the video title font size 100.
96. Wait no... the font is already white thanks to "censorship".
97. Maybe putting the video title on the bottom of the page would be a good idea?
98. The messages that are considered spam are still there while the good comments get put in the spam folder. This is proven because all the comments supporting this system are somehow the Top Comments of the video.
99. The first comment on RUclips is lost forever. We can't reply on RUclips comments made before November 6th, 2013. Speaking of that, maybe they'll make us pay to comment in the next update. Enjoy this while it lasts.
100. Last but not least, please sign this petition. I know Google will probably ignore it like they ignore everything else, every person can make a difference. We're at 68,841 supporters. I don't care if my account is deleted, but it would make me feel better if my account was deleted for the greater good. Here is the link to the petition for the twelfth time: www.change.org/petitions/google-change-the-youtube-comment-section-back-to-its-original-form
Any employees of Google reading this, I apologize if this post was offensive. It was intended as a joke, but this new system is really that bad. :P
Please up vote this comment so everyone sees. ^_^
Maybe you can use red food coloring instead of jello
Good idia
r l
Lightning Strike the jello was not to eat, (can not eat dry ice) that was for color
xD ok, me too
I was thinking that too.
I wonder if Rosanna realized that the two dinosaurs in the background were wrestling?
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE your channel!!!!!!! You actually inspired me to start baking like you, but a little lower than you. So keep up the AMAZING work and keep making AMAZING cakes!!
My favourite cake video in all of them!
Omg I can't believe it. Its been 2 years since I have been watching Ro
I have been watching this for 5 years
+Sylvia Coleman It's not even 5 years old
+Durr e Samin I think he means the Chanel , not the video
Varshini Battula Okay
Durr e Samin not trying to be braggative or anything, if that's even a wor- you know what I mean. :)
Make a giant mermaid cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dare you;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
yea please do make a marmad cake
+SB Bostick yes plz to.
NNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OMG PLEASE MAKE A MERMAID CAKE GOOD IDIA
Yes make a mermaid cake and put areil and prince Eric on it too😊
Hooray.
I can now eat my school presentation projects. Cool.
Thank you so much for this! It really guided me! Thank you! Btw, anyone from 2019?
Love this! +EvaChicon +BrianaRogers Should we make this for the party?
I just started watching your channel. Awesome! But anyways. Can you make like....I dunno....a galaxy type cake?
Yes that would be cool!!!! 🌌🌌🌌
Samantha McClain .
O.O
NO NO NO😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Tjll.d.rld.
I love her she is so adorable 😘
Who's watching in 2017
Finally the 2016 nightmare is over
But I love 😍😍😍😍 America
Lydia Ferguson me
Lydia Ferguson me
Lydia Ferguson me
Lydia Ferguson me
COCA COLA BOTTLE SHAPED CAKE!!!! PLEASE
and a wonder woman cake please!!!
Wonder Woman Is DC
Please can you do a flower shape cake.
I love the over vido you did
COCA COLA ESPUMA
I love your hair in this video!
Her hair is always perfect!!
Me going back to watch these videos when I’m all grown up: 😁
Finally understanding why the dinosaurs are like that: 😳
The cake looked so cool. This lady knows how to bake. She's so cool and anything you say she'll try to make it happen I wish I was her. She is also very funny. Everyone if you want to be anyone, please be a baker.
I don't think your little "Friends" care about getting a new home .. I think they care about something else that they're doing ...
They're piggyback riding, she said in in one of her videos. Don't have a dirty mind
Oooh .... My dogs "Piggyback ride" ALL the time ...
haha this made me laugh. I dont have a dirty mind at all but when something is on top of something else like that it doesnt look like piggie back rides she sees the comments she would change them if it bothered her its no big deal
You have such a dirty mind just shut up
Me?
0:43 WHAT ARE THE DINOS DOING?!?!?
jenna st-jacques riding eachother
Ya lol
She said In a video that they were giving eachother piggyback rides and to the people thinking the wrong way to get your head out of the gutter😂
jenna st-jacques they're piggy back riding
i know right?
Who else doesn't make the cakes but just watches them
lol the part where she is looking at the camera through the cake. lol that was hilarious, it startled me at first though
Ummm.....did someone see the dinosaurs?!
They're piggy back riding! Get your mind out of the gutter! :)
Ikr it is scurry
Yeah that was wierd!
yup
what do you mean by that
You should have known this would be on the most unpopular youtube video of all time when you allowed youtube to use it for the "Meet the new RUclips comments" video.
I love the "KEEP CALM AND BAKE ON" portret
I bet the dinos are having fun in the back lol
Can you make a littlest pet shop cake?
Make an ice cream cake with a tent on top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please check the date, im sure she wont read your comment anymore.
Here. Plus SHE LOOKS ADORABLE WITH THAT HAIR!!!!!!
Holy shiitake mushrooms her hair is different but still looks great she can have any hairstyle and look great
Is anyone else hungry because of this video? XD
plz plz plz make a Spongebob and Patrick cake or cupcakes plz plz plz
Yasssss!!!!!!
YESSSSS MY CHILD HOOD IS SPONGEBOB PLEASE RO DO DIS
Look at the date of the video she is not going to see your coment
+Jerecho Rosanes she made sponge Bob lemon bars
I can’t believe it’s been a decade that i’ve been watching your videos since I was like 12-13 yrs old & now I’m 23 😂😂
I love your videos and Nerdy Nummies the best thing I've heard since Cupcakes and Cardio
Hi Lesley Wood thought you might like this for your birthday - go on - the kids will love it :)
p.s. Not sure where you will get the dry ice from?
please make a pusheen cake
no! make a comic relief cake!
+Emily Vole yes a comic relief cake
comic relief cake pls
I hope so
She already did
I can't believe that volcano cake just popped out like that!!!😂
When this came up on my recommendation my mouth dropped I remember watching this for the first time it brings back Soo many memories 😆
WHY ARE THE DINOS MATING IN THE BACKGROUND ASDFGHJKL
IKR!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Put them seperated plz let them have space it looks like their doing...that...gross😣
but nice cake
Ro once said they're only having a piggyback ride
the girl that goes Meep! oh lol
You Should Do Something Monster High Themed
I love it , your my favorite RUclipsr
I think you should be a cake artist and you should open up a shop where you make cakes for special occasions like weddings and birthdays
Hate this! +Darth Vader +Deine Mudda +Pedobär Should I put it in the garbage can?
Good Idea
You are Right!
Waterfall cake!!!!!!!!
I really like how she just decorated in this one.
She is sooooo good at baking 🍰🎂
You can use red food coloring dye and water for the lava
That is what I was thinking
who thinks air heads are better than Laffy taffy
I do
+J'Lyn Howard me too
9s7ssk m uu😡😉😆😉😂😂😂😂😂😂 they😡😡
me
+mariana sanchez me!
IT WAS AMAZING RO !!!!!!!!!!!!!...........
Hi Rosanna, When you were displaying what happens when you put dry ice and cherry jello together and it didn’t work, I thought that instead, you could dye some water red and combine the red water with the dry ice. Otherwise, the cake turned out brilliantly!!!😋
Should've dyed the water red with food dye
Do I ice cream cake🍦🍦🍦🍦🍨🍧
Yes please
Daniel Garcia I LOVE iCE 🍨🎂,l eat ice cream cake for all my brithdays.It tastes sooooooooo GOOD.PLZZ make a ice cream cake NERD NUMMIES OR a minecraft ultiment cake with the dry ICE and the SCIENCE
Daniel Garcia yes please do a ice cream cake
Yes a ice cream cake
Daniel Garcia I like ur profile pic ☺️😂😂😂😂😂
Watching her pour the dry ice in and it started smoking was so satisfying
2019 anyone?
This was uploaded on my birthday last year :-)
So happy birthday!I mean happy birthday when this video
was uploaded
My names is jade
Lol mine ismt
It looks like your little dino friends are finally going to have a baby too. Look at them it the very beginning. Lol
What are those dinosaurs doing😂😂😂🤣🤣
Saw this on a commercial lmao
03:41 "And we're gonna stick it in their fucking okay pick it up
Turn on Captions XD
I like how she makes the puts in the nice details
Does anyone notice what the dinosaurs are doing in the background 😂
You should add red food coloring to the water to make it look like lava
I was gonna say that! 😂 Great minds think alike!
even if she did it i dont think it will work, because the smoke is coming from the dry ice, not the water cause dry ice cant be a liquid so it instantly becomes smoke so it dosent mix with the water
I said the same thing
Can you make a shopkins cake please
You know i also know shopkins i have shopkins at hom
Lol u kno she made this in 2013 or 2014' why r u asking in 2015
Yeah shopkins cake please
Make some thing from shopkins
Christian Mohammed shopkins shop kins cake please
I love Ro she inspires me
Make a gumball machine cake plz,for me.
:( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Y only for u 😒😒😒😒😒
MAKE A JUNGLE CAKE PLEASE 😊
yeah make a jungle cake
Try adding red food coloring instead of jello
I would use food coloring try that and the Dino's were giving each other a piggyback ride no no no .... a "DINOBACK RIDE" LOL
Best cake advice is by you
This video has more views in the comment system video than it actually has on RUclips
BRAVEHEART Robert the Bruce (narrator): I shall tell you of William Wallace. Historians from England will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who have hanged heroes. The king of Scotland had died without a son, and the King of England, a cruel pagan known as Edward the Longshanks, claimed the thrown of Scotland for himself. Scotland's nobles fought him, and fought each other over the crown. So Longshanks invited them to talks of truce, no weapons, one page only. Among the farmers of that shire was Malcolm Wallace, a commoner with his own lands. He had two sons: John and William. Malcolm: I told you to stay. William: Well, I finished my work. Where are we going? Malcolm: MacAndrews. He was supposed to fess up when the gathering was over. William: Can I come? Malcolm: No. Go home, boy. William: But I want to go. Malcolm: Go home William or you'll the back of my hand. John: Follow him, William. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Malcolm: MacAndrews; MacAndrews. Great Jesus! William: Ah! (screams) Malcolm: It's all right! William! John: William! Malcolm: It's all right. Easy lad. Dead Page Boy: William! (in Wallace's house) Campbell: We fight them! MacClannough: Every nobleman who had the will to fight was at that meeting. We can not beat an army. Malcolm: We do not have to defeat them. Just fight them. Now who's with me. Campbell (among others): I am, Wallace. MacClannough: Alright, alright. Malcolm: Ay. Malcolm: Where do you think you're going? William: I'm going with you. Malcolm: Oh, you're going with, hey? And what are you going to do? William: I'm gonna help. Malcolm: Hey, and a good help you'd be, too. But I need you to stay here and look after the place for me while I'm away. William: I can fight! Malcolm: I know. I know you can fight. But it's out wits that make us men. See you tomorrow. John: Ha! Hamish: English! William: Get down! Hamish: With your father and brother gone, they'll kill us and burn the farm. William: It's up to us, Hamish. Both boys: Ahhhh! (Throw rocks) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- William: Da? Da? Campbell: William, come here lad. (Funeral) Priest: (speaks Latin) Argyle: William, I am your uncle, Argyle. You have the look of your mother. Argyle: We'll stay here tonight. Tomorrow you'll come home with me. William: I don't want to leave. Argyle: You didn't want your father to die either, did ya? But it happened. Did the priest give a poetic benediction? "The Lord bless thee and keep thee"? William: It was in Latin. Argyle: You don't speak Latin? Well that's something we shall have to remedy, isn't it. Argyle: The Lord bless thee and keep thee. The Lord cause his light to shine on thee. The Lord lift up his continence upon thee. And give thee peace. Amen. Dead Malcolm: Your heart is free. Have the courage to follow her. (Campbell plays bagpipes) William: What are they doing? Argyle: Saying goodbye in their own way. Playing outlawed tunes on outlawed pipes. It was the same for me and your daddy, when our father was killed. (William looks at sword) Argyle: First, learn to use this (mind), then I'll teach you to use this (sword). --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert the Bruce (narrator): Many years later, Edward the Longshanks, King of England, supervised the wedding of his eldest son, who would succeed him to the thrown. As bride for his son, Longshanks had chosen the daughter of his rival, the King of France. It was widely whispered that for the princess to conceive, Longshanks would have to do the honors himself. That may have been what he had in mind all along. Longshanks: Scotland, my land. The French will grovel to anyone with strength, but how will they believe our strength when we can not rule the whole of our own island? Longshanks: Where is my son? Isabella: Your pardon, my Lord. He asked me to come in his stead. Longshanks: I sent for him and he sends you? Isabella: Shall I leave, my Lord? Longshanks: If he wants his Queen to rule when I am gone, then by all means stay, and learn how. Please. Longshanks: Nobles. Nobles are the key to the door of Scotland. Grant our nobles lands in the north. Give their nobles estates here in England, and make them too greedy to oppose us. Advisor: But sire, our nobles will be reluctant to uproot. New lands mean new taxes, and they are already taxed for the war in France. Longshanks: Are they? Are they? The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots. Perhaps the time has come to reinstitute an old custom. Grant them prima noctes. First night, when any common girl inhabiting their lands is married, our nobles shall have sexual rights to her on the night of her wedding. If we can't get them out, we breed them out. That should fetch just the kind of lords we want to Scotland, taxes or no taxes. Advisor: A most excellent idea, sire. Longshanks: Is it? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert the Bruce (narrator): Now in Edinburgh, gathered the council of Scottish nobles. Among these was Robert, the 17th Earl of Bruce, the leading contender for the crown of Scotland. Robert the Bruce: I hear that Longshanks has granted prima noctes. Craig: Clearly meant to draw more of his supporters here. Robert the Bruce: My father believes that we must lull Longshanks into confidence by neither supporting his decree nor opposing it. Craig: A wise plan. And how is your father? We missed him at the council. Robert the Bruce: Ah. His affairs in France keep him long overdue, but he sends his greetings. And he says that I speak for all the Bruces, and for Scotland. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- William: (rides home and smells air) (wedding celebration; music playing) William: You dropped your rock. Hamish: Test of manhood. William: You win. Hamish: Call it a test of soldiery, then. The English won't let us train with weapons, so we train with stones. William: Well, a test of a soldier is not in his arm, it's here (mind). Hamish: No, it's here (arm) (Hamish hits William) William: Hamish? Hamish: Uh huh. (drumming, rock throwing contest) Campbell: Here you go, son. Show him how. Come on! Haha, my boy! William: That's a good throw. Hamish: Ay. Ay, it was. William: I was wondering if you could do that when it matters. As it, as is matters in battle. Can you crush a man with that throw? Hamish: I could crush you, like a worm. William: You could? Hamish: Ay. William: Well then do it. Would you like to see him crush me like a worm? Crowd: Ay! William: Then do it. Hamish: You'll move. William: I will not. Campbell: He'll move. (Hamish misses, William hits Hamish) Campbell: Fine display, young Wallace. William: You alright? You look a widdy bit shaky. Hamish: I should have remembered the rocks. William: Ay, you should have. Get up you big heap. It's good to see you again. Hamish: Ay, welcome home. Girl: William, will you dance with me? William: Of coarse I will. (Horses ride in) English lord: I have come to claim the right of prima noctes. As lord of these lands, I will bless this marriage by taking the bride into my bed on the first night of her union. Scottish man: By God, you will not! Lord: It is my noble right. (They ride off with bride). Smythe: Ha ha. Ha ha. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (raining, outside of Murron's house) William: Good evening, sir. MacClannough: Ah, young Wallace. Grand soft evening, huh? William: Ay, is that. I was wondering if I might have a word with your daughter. MacClannough: What do you want to have a word with her about? William: Well, ah, Murron, would you like to come and ride with me on this fine evening? Mrs. MacClannough: In this? You're out of your mind. William: Oh, it's good Scottish weather, madam. The rain is fallin' straight down, well slightly to the side like. Mrs. MacClannough: She can not go with you. William: No? Mrs. MacClannough: No the no, anyway. William: No the no. MacClannough: No the no. We'll see you later. Murron: 'O the weather's just fine. It's hardly raining. Mrs. MacClannough: Did you no hear what I said? Now get--Murron. It's you she takes after. William: How did you know me after so long? Murron: Why, I didn't. William: No? Murron: It's just that I saw you staring at me and I didn't know who you were. William: 'O sorry, I suppose I was. Are you in the habit of riding off in the rain with strangers? Murron: It was the best way to make you leave. William: Well, if I can ever work up the courage to ask you again, I'll send you a written warning first. Murron: 'O it wouldn't do you much good. I can't read. William: Can you not? Murron: no. William: Well that's something we shall have to remedy, isn't it. Murron: You're going to teach me to read, then? William: Ah, if you like. Murron: Ay. William: In what language? Murron: Are you showing off now? William: That's right. Are you impressed yet? Murron: No. Why should I be? William: (in French) Yes. Because every single day I thought about you. Murron: Do that standing on your head and I'll be impressed. William: My kilt may fly up but I'll try. Murron: You certainly didn't learn any manners on your travels. William: I'm afraid the Romans have far worse manners than I. Murron: You've been to Rome? William: Ay, my uncle took me on a pilgrimage. Murron: What was it like? William: (in French) Not nearly as beautiful as you. Murron: What does that mean? William: Beautiful. But I belong here. Mrs. MacClannough: Murron, come in now. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- William: Sir, I know it was strange of me to invite Murron to ride last night, but I assure you I-- Campbell: MacClannough's daughter is another matter. I've come to fetch you to a meeting. William: What kind of meeting? Campbell: The secret kind. MacClannough: Your meetings are a waste of time, Campbell. Campbell: Your father was a fighter, and a patriot. William: I know who my father was. I came back home to raise crops, and God willing a family. If I can live in peace, I will. MacClannough: You say you want to stay out of the troubles? William: Ay. MacClannough: If you can prove it, you may court my daughter. Until you prove it, my answer is no. William: No? MacClannough: No Wallace, no. William: Didn't I just prove it? MacClannough: No. William: No? MacClannough: No. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- William: Of coarse, running a farm is a lot of work, but that will all change when my sons arrive. Murron: So, you've got children? William: Well not yet, but I was hoping that you could help me with that. Murron: So you want me to marry you, then? William: Well, that's a bit sudden but alright. Murron: Is that what you call a proposal? William: I love you. Always have. I want to marry you. Is that a yes? Murron: Ay, that's a yes. William: We best hurry. He'll be waiting. Murron: Wait. William: Where are you going? William: What's that? Murron: You'll see. William: Father. William: I will love you my whole life; you and no other. Murron: And I you; you and no other forever. Priest: (speaks Latin) William: When am I gonna see you again? Tonight? Murron: I can't. William: Why not? Murron: My dad's gotten suspicious. William: Not as suspicious as you (?). When? Murron: Tonight. William: Tonight? Murron: Ay. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Smythe: Look lively, sergeant. Smythe: Where are you going lassie? Oo, that looks heavy. Let me help you. Murron: That's fine. Smythe: 'O, you remind me of my daughter back home. Smythe: Hello lassie. Soldier: Keep going, Smythe. (lots of screaming) Smythe: Ah, you bitch. William: Are you alright? Murron: Ay. William: Can you ride? Murron: Ay. Smythe: Come back here, you bastard. William: Meet me at the grove. Ride. Smythe: They're getting away. William: Murron? Murron? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Magistrate: All of you know full well the great pains I've always taken never to be to strict, to rigid, with the application of our laws. And as a consequence, have we not learned to live together in relative peace and harmony? Ha? And this day's lawlessness is how you repay my leniency. Well you leave me with little choice. An assault on the king's soldiers is the same as an assault on the king himself. (He kills Murron) Magistrate: Now, let this scrapper come to me. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Soldier: There. (points at William) (fighting starts) Magistrate: Corporal, summon archers on the tower, now. Hamish: Hold still, father. Campbell: Ahh, boy! (William kills Magistrate) Campbell: MacClannough, MacClannough! Crowd of Scotsmen: MacClannough, MacClannough, WALLACE, WALLACE! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Murron's Funeral) Priest: (speaks Latin) Mrs. MacClannough: (crying) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Campbell: What cha waiting for, boy? Hamish: Here. You can do it. I'll hold him down. Morrison: Here. You can do it. I'll hold him down. Campbell: Ay, straight in, boy. I know it seems like a waste of good whiskey, but indulge me. AHHH. Hamish: Hold him! Hold him! Scottish man: Let him go. Sorry. Campbell: That will wake you up in the morning, boy. Watch guard: There's somebody coming. Arm yourselves. Hamish: There's somebody coming. Campbell: MacGregors, from the next clan. MacGregor: We heard about what was happening, and we don't want you armidants thinking you can have your fun without us. William: Go home. Some of us are in this. We can't help that now. But you can help yourselves. Go home. MacGregor: We'll have no homes left when the English garrison from the castle comes through and burns us out. And they will. William and Campbell: Welcome! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (William's army enters, dressed as English patrol) English soldier: Patrol returning, my Lord. English Lord: So, what news? (William hits Lord) English Lord: I have dispatched 100 soldiers to Lanark. They will be returning now. William: Were they dressed like this? Actually, it was more like 50. Make it quick. Morrison: Do you remember me? Lord: I never did her any harm. It was my right. Morrison: Your right? Well I'm here to claim the right as a husband. William: I am William Wallace, and the rest of you will be spared. Go back to England, and tell them there that Scotland's daughters and her sons are yours no more. Tell them Scotland is free. Burn it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (in English castle) Longshanks: Scottish rebels have routed one of my garrisons and murdered the noble lord. Prince: I heard. This Wallace is a brigand, nothing more. Longshanks: And how would you deal with this brigand? Prince: Like any common thief. Have the local magistrate arrest him and punish him accordingly. Longshanks: Leave us. Wallace has already killed the magistrate and taken control of the town. Stand up. Stand up. In the morning, I depart for France to press our rights there, and I leave you here to quell this little rebellion, understood? Is it? One day you will be a king. At least try to act like one. Prince: Get away from me. I will need my military council. Nicolette: (in French) I hope your husband goes to Scotland and meets Wallace and then you'll be a widow. English soldier: After them. English leader: No point resisting. You're outnumbered and trapped. Now where are the rest of you? Where's Wallace? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert: Father? Leper: Ah, come in, come in. Robert: A rebellion has begun. Leper: Under whom? Robert: A commoner named William Wallace. Leper: We will embrace this rebellion. Support it from our lands in the north. I will gain English favor by condemning it, and ordering it opposed from our lands in the south. Sit down. Stay a while. Robert: This Wallace, he doesn't even have a knighthood, but he fights with passion and he inspires. Leper: And you wish to charge off and fight as he did. So would I. Robert: Well, maybe it's time. Leper: It is time to survive. You're the 17th Robert Bruce. The 16 before you passed you land and title because they didn't charge in. Call a meeting of the nobles. Robert: But they do nothing but talk. Leper: Rightly so. They're as rich in English titles and lands as they are in Scottish, just as we are. Admire this man, this William Wallace. Uncompromising men are easy to admire. He has courage, so does a dog. But it is exactly the ability to compromise that makes a man noble. And understand this: Edward Longshanks is the most ruthless king ever to sit in the thrown of England. And none of us, and nothing of Scotland will remain, unless we are as ruthless. Give in to our nobles. Knowing their minds is the key to the thrown. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Prince: Wait. Wait. Look. This is right and this is left. Carry on. Carry on. Nicolette: (in French) When the king returns, he will bury them in those new clothes. Scotland is in chaos. Your husband is secretly sending an army north. Isabella: (in French) How do you know this? Nicolette: (in French) Last night I slept with a member of the War Council. Isabella: (in French) He shouldn't be telling secrets in bed. Nicolette: (in French) Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for. Isabella: (in French) Ah. This Scottish rebel, Wallace. He fights to avenge a woman? Nicolette: (in French) I nearly forgot. A magistrate wished to capture him, and found he had a secret lover. So he cut the girl's throat to tempt Wallace to fight, and fight he did. Knowing his passion for his lost love, they next plotted to take him by desecrating the graves of his father and brother, and setting an ambush at the grave of his love. He fought his way through the trap and carried her body to a secret place. Now that's love, no? Isabella: Love? I wouldn't know. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- William: You know, eventually Longshanks will send his whole Northern Army against us. Campbell: Heavy cavalry, armored horse; shake the very ground. Hamish: They'll ride right over us. William: Uncle Argyle used to talk about it; how no army had ever stood up to a charge of heavy horse. Hamish: So what'll we do? Campbell: Run, hide, the highland way. William: We'll make spears. Hundreds of them. Long spears, twice as long as a man. Hamish: That long? William: Ay. Hamish: Some men are longer than others. Campbell: Your mother's been telling stories about me again, ah? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guard: Volunteers coming in. Faudron: William Wallace, we've come to fight and to die for ya. William: Stand up, man. I'm not the pope. Faudron: My name is Faudron, and my sword is yours. I brought you this. Guard: We checked them for arms. Faudron: I brought you this. My wife made it for ya. William: Thank you. Stephen: (laughs) Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man. Alright Father, I'll ask him. If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen? Hamish: Is your father a ghost or do you converse with the Almighty? Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. Yes, Father. The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the fooking question. Hamish: Mind your tongue. Campbell: Insane Irish. Stephen: (pulls dagger on Campbell) Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man. William: That's my friend, Irishman. And the answer to your question is yes; if you fight for me you get to kill the English. Stephen: Excellent. Stephen is my name. I'm the most wanted man on my island, except I'm not on my island, of coarse. Mores the pity. Hamish: Your island? You mean Ireland. Stephen: Yeah. It's mine. Hamish: You're a madman. Stephen: I've come to the right place, then. (everyone laughs) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Faurdon trys to kill Wallace, but Stephen saves him) Stephen: Sure didn't the Almighty send me to watch your back? I didn't like him anyway. He wasn't right in the head. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hamish: William, it's our runners. Morrison: The English are devising an army towards Scotland. William: Will the nobles rally? Runner: Robert the Bruce and most of the others will not commit to battle. But word is spread, and highlanders are coming down on their own. Morrison: Ay, in flocks of hundreds and thousands. William: Are you ready for a war? Mornay: Well, what news? Horseman: We're outnumbered, at least 3 to 1. Mornay: How many horse, then? Horseman: 300, maybe more. Mornay: 300 heavy horse? Lochlan: We must try to negotiate. Short soldier: What are they talking about? Tall soldier: I can't hear, but it doesn't look good. The nobles will negotiate. If they do a deal, then we go home. And if not, we charge. Mornay: 300 heavy horse; we have no chance. Short soldier: I didn't come here to fight so they can own more lands; then I have to work for them. Tall soldier: Nor me. Alright lads. I have no time for these bastards; lets go home. Lochlan: Stop men. Do not leave. Wait until we've negotiated. Short soldier: William Wallace? Tall soldier: Can't be. Not tall enough. Stephen: The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's drawn the finest people. Lochlan: Where is thy salute? William: For presenting yourselves on this battlefield, I give you thanks. Lochlan: This is our army. To join it you give homage. William: I give homage to Scotland. And if this is your army, why does it go? Tall soldier: We didn't come here to fight for them. Short soldier: Home. The English are too many. William: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace. Short soldier: William Wallace is 7 feet tall. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- William: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his ass. I am William Wallace, and I see before me an army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight? Tall soldier: Fight against that? No, we will run, and we will live. William: Ay, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. (cheering) English lord: They seem quite optimistic to me. Maybe they do want to fight. Cheltham: Confrontation might be a foregone conclusion, my lord. But none the less, I think we should deliver the king's terms. Lord: The king's terms will never live up to them. Cheltham: My lord, I think--. Lord: Alright, offer them the terms. Craig: They're coming out. Shall we go and meet them? Stephen: Fine speech. Now what do we do? William: Just be yourselves. Hamish: Where are you going? William: I'm going to pick a fight. Hamish: Well, we didn't get dressed up for nothing. Cheltham: Mornay, Lochlan, Craig. Here are the king's terms. Lead this army off field and he will give you each estates in Yorkshire, including hereditary title, from which you will pay--, from which you will pay him an annual duty--. William: I have an offer for you. Mornay: Cheltham, this is William Wallace. Cheltham: From which you will pay the king an annual duty--. William: I said I have an offer for you. Lochlan: You disrespect a banner of truce? William: From his king? Absolutely. Here are Scotland's terms. Lower your flags, and march straight back to England, stopping at every home to beg forgiveness for 100 years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today. Cheltham: You are outmatched. You have no heavy cavalry. In two centuries no army has won without--. William: I'm not finished. Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own ass. Mornay: I'd say that was rather less cordial that he was used to. William: You be ready and do exactly as I say. On my signal, ride round behind our position and flank them. Mornay: We must not divide our forces. William: Do it, and let the English see you do it. Mornay: They'll think we've run away. William: Take out their archers, and I'll meet you in the middle. Mornay: Alright. Priest: (speaks Latin) English Lord: Insolent bastard. I want this Wallace's head on a plate. Archers. (Scots scream) Stephen: The Lord says He can get me out of this mess, but He's pretty sure you're fooked. Ah! (Scots scream) William: Ride! Lord: See, every Scot with a horse is fleeing. Our cavalry will ride them down like grass. Send the horse; full attack. William: Hold! Hold! Hold! Now! (lots of screaming) Lord: Send the infantry. Cheltham: My Lord? Lord: You lead them. (lots of fighting) Lord: Retreat! William: Alright. William: (screaming) Scottish army: (screaming) WALLACE! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Craig: I knight thee Sir William Wallace. Sir William, in the name of God we declare and appoint thee guardian and high protector of Scotland and thy Captains as aides-de-camp. Stand and be recognized. Robert: Does anyone know his politics? Craig: No, but his weight with the commoners can unbalance everything. The Balliols will kiss his ass so we must. Balliol supporter: Sir William, Sir William. Inasmuch as you and your captains hail from a region long known to support the Balliol clan, may we invite you to continue your support and uphold our rightful claim. (screaming) William: Gentlemen!, Gentlemen! Balliol supporter: Now is the time to declare a king. Mornay: Wait! Then you are prepared to recognize our legitimate succession. Balliol supporter: You're the ones who won't support the rightful claim. Mornay: Those were lies when you first wrote them. Balliol supporter: I demand recognition of these documents. Craig: Gentlemen! Please, Gentlemen! Wait! Sir William, where are you going? William: We have beaten the English, but they'll come back because you won't stand together. Craig: Well what will you do? William: I will invade England and defeat the English on their own ground. Craig: Invade? That's impossible. William: Why? Why is that impossible? You're so concerned with squabbling for the scraps from Longshank's table that you've missed your God given right to something better. There is a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with possession. I think your possession exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert: Wait! I respect what you said, but remember that these men have lands and castles. It's much to risk. William: And the common man who bleeds on the battlefield, does he risk less? Robert: No, but from top to bottom this country has no sense of itself. Its nobles share allegiance with England. Its clans war with each other. If you make enemies on both sides of the border, you'll end up dead. William: We all end up dead; it's just a question of how and why. Robert: I'm not a coward. I want what you want, but we need the nobles. William: We need them? Robert: Ay. William: Now tell me, what does that mean to be noble? Your title gives you claim to the thrown of our country, but men don't follow titles, they follow courage. Now our people know you. Noble, and common, they respect you. And if you would just lead them to freedom, they'd follow you. And so would I. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Royal Governor of York: Damn it! The sodomite my cousin the prince tells me he has no troops to lend and every town in Northern England is begging for help. Soldier: Wallace rides! Governor: To which town? Soldier: To here my Lord. Governor: Bring the food and provisions inside, double the wall guards, seal the gate, now! Soldier: Quickly, bring in the provisions, seal off the gate, NOW! Soldier: Sir, we can get you out if you leave now. Governor: I am not about to tell my Uncle I've lost him the greatest city in Northern England. William: Come on! Scottish soldiers: AAAHHH! (lots of cheering, gate on fire) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (back in London) Soldier: Make way for the King. Philip: It's not your fault. Stand up to him. Prince: I will stand up to him and more. Longshanks: What news of the North? Prince: Nothing new, Your Majesty. We've sent riders to speed any word. Longshanks: I heard the word in France, where I was fighting to expand your future kingdom. The word, my son, is that our entire Northern Army has been annihilated. And you have done nothing. Prince: I have ordered conscriptions. They are assembled and ready to depart. Soldier: Excuse me, sire, but there is a very urgent message from York. Longshanks: Come. Leave us. Soldier: Yes, sire. Prince: Wallace has sacked York. Longshanks: What? Prince: Wallace has sacked York. Ah! Philip: Sire, thy own nephew. What beast could do such a thing? Longshanks: If he can sack York, he can invade lower England. Philip: We would stop him! Longshanks: Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advise? Prince: I have declared Philip my High Counselor. Longshanks: Is he qualified? Philip: I am skilled in the arts of war and military tactics, sire. Longshanks: Are you? Then tell me, what advice would you offer on the present situation? (Longshanks kick's Philip out the window) Philip: AAAHHH! (Longshanks kicks Prince) Longshanks: I shall offer a truce and pie him off. But who will go to him? Not I, huh, if I fell under the sword of that murderer that might be my head in a basket. And not my gentle son. The mere sight of him would only encourage the enemy to take over the whole country. So who do I send? Whom do I send? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- William: I'm dreaming. Murron: Yes you are, and you must wake. William: I don't want to wake. I want to stay here with you. Murron: And I with you. But you must wake now. Wake up, William. Wake up. William, wake up. Campbell: William, a royal entourage comes, flying banners of truce, with the standard of Longshanks himself. Isabella: I am the Princess of Wales. I come as the king's servant and with his authority. William: To do what? Isabella: To discuss the king's proposals. Will you speak with a woman? Isabella: I understand you have recently been given the rank of knight. William: I have been given nothing. God makes men what they are. Isabella: Did God make you the sacker of peaceful cities, the executioner of the king's nephew, my husband's own cousin? William: York was the staging point for every invasion of my country. And that royal cousin hanged innocent Scots, even women and children, from the city walls. Oh, Longshanks did far worse the last time he took a Scottish city. Hamilton: (in Latin) He is a bloody murdering savage. And he's telling lies. William: (in Latin) I never lie. But I am a savage. (in French) Or in French if you prefer. (in English) You ask your king to his face, ask him, and see if his eyes can convince you of the truth. Isabella: Hamilton, leave us. Hamilton: My lady? Isabella: Leave us. Now. Let us talk plainly. You invade England, but you can not complete the conquest so far from your shelter and supply. The king desires peace. William: Longshanks desires peace? Isabella: He declares it to me, I swear it. He proposes that you withdraw your attack. In return he grants you title, estates, and this chest of gold which I am to pay to you personally. William: A lordship and titles. Gold. That I should become Judas? Isabella: Peace is made in such ways. William: Slaves are made in such ways. The last time Longshanks spoke of peace I was a boy. And many Scottish nobles, who would not be slaves, were lured by him under a flag of truce to a barn where he had them hanged. I was very young, but I remember Longshank's notion of peace. Isabella: I understand you have suffered. I know about your woman. William: She was my wife. We married in secret because I would not share her with an English Lord. They killed her to get to me. I have never spoken of it. I don't know why I tell you now except I see her strength in you. One day you'll be a queen, and you must open your eyes. You tell your king that William Wallace will not be ruled, and nor will any Scot while I live. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Longshanks: Ah, my son's loyal wife returns unkilled by the heathen. So he accepted our bribe? Isabella: No, he did not. Longshanks: Then why does he stay? My scouts tell me that he has not advanced. Isabella: He waits for you at York. He says he will attack no more towns or cities, if you are man enough to come and face him. Longshanks: Did he? The Welsh bowmen will not be detected arriving so far around his flank. The main force of our armies from France will land here to the north of Edinburgh. Conscripts from Ireland will approach from the southwest to here. Prince: Welsh bowmen, troops from France, Irish conscripts. Even if you dispatch them today they will take weeks to assemble. Longshanks: I dispatched them before I sent your wife. So our little ruse succeeded. Thank you. And while this upstart awaits my arrival in York, my forces will have arrived in Edinburgh behind him. You spoke with this Wallace in private? Tell me, what kind of man is he? Isabella: A mindless barbarian, not a king like you, my lord. Longshanks: You may return to your embroidery. Isabella: Humbly, my lord. Prince: You brought back the money, of coarse. Isabella: No, I gave it to ease the suffering of the children of this war. Longshanks: haha! That's what happens when you send a woman. Isabella: Forgive me, sire. I thought that generosity might demonstrate your greatness to those you mean to rule. Longshanks: My greatness will be better demonstrated when Wallace returns to Scotland and finds his country in ashes. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hamish: William, there's riders approaching. Personal escort of the princess. You must have made an impression. William: Ay. Hamish: I didn't think you were in the tent that long. William: (in French) Miss. Nicolette: (in French) A message from my mistress. William: (in French) Thank you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stephen: It's true. The English ships are moving up from the south. I don't know about the Welsh yet, but the Irish have landed. I had to see it with me own eyes before I could believe it. Hamish: What the hell are the Irish doing fighting with the English? Stephen: I wouldn't worry about them. Didn't I tell you before, it's my island. William: Hamish, ride ahead to Edinburgh and assemble the council. Order it. Hamish: Ay. William: Your island? Stephen: My island! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mornay: This time our only option is to negotiate. William: My army has marched for more days than I can remember, and we still have preparations to make. So I'll make this plain. We require every soldier you can summon. Your personal escorts, even yourselves. And we need them now. Craig: With such a force of raid against us, it is time to discuss other options. William: Other options? Don't you wish at least to lead your men onto the field and barter a better deal with Longshanks before you tuck tail and run? Robert: Sir William. Craig: We can not defeat this army. William: We can. Robert: Sir William. William: And we will. We won at Stirling, and still you quibble. We won at York and you would not support us. If you will not stand up with us now then I say you're a coward. (Hamish swings axe) William: And if you are Scotsmen, I am ashamed to call myself one. Robert: Please, Sir William. Speak with me alone. I beg you. Robert: Now you've achieved more than anyone ever dreamed, but fighting these odds it looks like rage, not courage. William: It's well beyond rage. Help me. In the name of Christ help yourselves. Now is our chance, now. If we join, we can win. If we win, well then we'll have what none of us have ever had before: a country of our own. You are the rightful leader, and there is strength in you. I see it. Unite us. Unite us. Unite the clans. Alright. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert: This can not be the way. Leper: You said yourself, the nobles will not support Wallace. So how does it help us to join the side that is slaughtered? Robert: I gave him my word. Leper: I know it is hard. Being a leader is. Now son, son, look at me. I can not be king. You, and you alone can rule Scotland. What I tell you, you must do. Not for me, not for yourself, but for your country. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Soldier: Make way. Coming through. Make way lads. Hamish: The Bruce is not coming, William. William: He'll come. Mornay and Lochlan have come. So will the Bruce. Longshanks: Quite a lovely gathering. Wouldn't you agree? General: The archers are ready, sire. Longshanks: Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. Their dead cost nothing. And send in the infantry and cavalry. General: Infantry, cavalry, advance. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Irish advance and shake hands with the Scottish Army) Longshanks: Irish! William: Glad to have you with us. Watch this. General: Mornay, Lochlan? Longshanks: I gave Mornay double his lands in Scotland and matching estates in England. Lochlan turned for much less. Archers. General: I beg your pardon, sire. Won't we hit our own troops? Longshanks: Yes, but we'll hit theirs as well. We have reserves. Attack. General: Archers. Longshanks: Send in our reinforcements. General: Send in the rest. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Longshanks: Bring me Wallace. Alive if possible. Dead, just as good. Send news of our victory. Shall we retire. (William hit by arrow) General: Protect the king. Robert: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! (William sees that Robert has duble crossed him. He is shocked) Robert: Get up! Get up! Get him out of here. Stephen: Jesus! Robert: Go! Stephen: Ah! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Campbell: I'm dying. Let me be. Hamish: No, your going to live. Campbell: I've lived long enough to live free; proud to see you become the man you are. I'm a happy man. (Hamish cries) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Leper: I'm the one who's rotting but I think your face looks graver than mine. Son, we must have alliance with England to prevail here. You achieved that. You saved your family, increased your land. In time, you will have all the power in Scotland. Robert: Lands, titles, men, power, nothing. Leper: Nothing? Robert: I have nothing. Men fight for me, because if they do not, I throw them off my land and I starve their wives and their children. Those men who bled the ground red at Falkirk, they fought for William Wallace, and he fights for something that I've never had. And I took it from him when I betrayed him and I saw it in his face on the battlefield, and it's tearing me apart. Leper: Well, all men betray. All lose heart. Robert: I don't want to lose heart. I want to believe as he does. I will never be on the wrong side again. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Mornay's dreaming) Mornay: (crying) Ah! (Wallace kills him and jumps out window) Scottish noble: Lord Craig, is it true about Mornay? Craig: Ay, Wallace rode into his bead chamber and killed him. More a liability now then ever he was. And there's no telling who'll be next. Robert: Maybe you, maybe me. It doesn't matter. Craig: I'm serious, Robert. Robert: So am I. Haha! (Lochlan drops on table) Craig: Search the place. Noble: Lochlan. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Common towns people talking) Common Scot: William Wallace killed 50 men. 50 in one. Commoner #2: 100 men, with his own sword. Commoner #3: Cut through them like Moses through the Red Sea. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Longshanks: His legend grows. It will be worse than before. Hamilton: He rallies new volunteers in every Scottish town. And when he replenishes his numbers, -- Longshanks: They're sheep, mere sheep. Easily dispersed if we strike the shepherd. Very well. Take a flock of your finest assassins and set a meeting. Hamilton: My lord, Wallace is renowned for his ability to smell an ambush. Longshanks: If what Lord Hamilton tells me is correct, he warmed to our future queen and would trust her. So we'll dispatch her with the notion that she comes in peace. Hamilton: My Lord, the princess might be taken hostage, or her life be put in jeopardy. Longshanks: My son would be most distressed by that. But if she were to be killed, we would soon find the King of France a useful ally against the Scots. You see, as king, you must find the good in any situation. Assassin: It's William Wallace sure. And he's given up his sword. Be ready. (lots of screaming, hut is burned) William: My lady. I received your message. This is the second time you've warned me of danger. Why? Isabella: There will be a new shipment of supplies coming north next month. Food and weapons, they will-- William: Why do you help me? Why do you help me? Isabella: Because of the way you are looking at me now. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stephen: Just when we thought all hope was lost, our noble saviors have arrived. Off with hoods. Craig: Sir William, we've come to seek a meeting. William: Well, what's the point? You've all sworn loyalty to Longshanks. Craig: An oath to a liar is no oath at all. Every man of us is ready to swear loyalty to you. William: So let the council swear it publicly. Craig: We can not. Some scarcely believe you are alive. Others think you pay the Mornay's wages. So we (?) to Edinburgh. Meet us two days from now. Give us your pardon and we'll unite behind you. Scotland will be one. William: One? You mean us and you. Craig: No, I mean this. It's the pledge of Robert the Bruce. Hamish: You do know it's a trap. Tell him. Stephen: I think if the Bruce wanted to kill you he'd have done it already at Falkirk. William: Ay. Stephen: I know, I saw. Hamish: I ain't leaving him aside. What about the others? The scheming bastards couldn't agree on the color of shit. It's a trap, are you blind? William: We've got to try. We can't do this alone. Joining the nobles is the only hope for our people. You know what happens if we don't take that chance? Hamish: What? William: Nothing. Hamish: I don't want to be a martyr. William: Nor I. I want to live. I want a home, and children, and peace. Hamish: Do ya? William: Ay, I do. I've asked God for these things. It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom. Hamish: That's all a dream, William. William: A dream? Just a dream? What we've been doing all this time; we've lived that dream. Hamish: You dream isn't about freedom. It's about Murron. You're doing this to be a hero because you think she sees you. William: I don't think she sees me. I know she does. And your father sees you, too. (Hamish hits William) Stephen: Jesus?! Shall I come with you. William: No, I'll go alone. Stephen: I'll see you after. William: Right. Stephen: Sooner rather than later, I hope. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Craig: He won't come. Robert: He will. I know he will. Guard: My Lord, he approaches. (Robert sees trap) Robert: NO! Craig: Stay out of it, Robert. Robert: Get Away! Get Away! Craig: The Bruce is not to be harmed. That was the arrangement. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert: Father! You fooking bastard. Why? Why? Leper: Longshanks required Wallace. So did our nobles. That was the prize of your crown. Robert: Die! I want you to die. Leper: Soon enough I'll be dead. And you'll be king. Robert: I don't want anything from you. You're not a man, and you're not my father. Leper: You are my son, and you have always known my mind. Robert: You deceived me. Leper: You let yourself be deceived. In your heart, you always knew what had to happen here. At last, you know what it means to hate. Now you're ready to be king. Robert: My hate will die with you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Executioner: William Wallace, you stand intained of High Treason. William: Against whom? Executioner: Against your king. Have you anything to say? William: Never in my whole life did I swear allegiance to him. Executioner: It matters not. He is your king. Confess, and you may receive a quick death. Deny, and you must be purified by pain. Do you confess? Do you confess? Then on the morrow you shall receive your purification. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guard: Your Highness. Isabella: I will see the prisoner. Guard: We've got orders from the king that no one-- Isabella: The king will be dead in a month and his son is a weakling. Who do you think will rule this kingdom? Now open this door. Guard: Majesty: Come on, back on your feet. (Guard kicks William) Isabella: Stop it. Leave me. I said leave me. William: My lady. Isabella: Sir, I've come to beg you to confess all and swear allegiance to the king, that he might show you mercy. William: Will he show mercy to my country? Isabella: Mercy is to die quickly, perhaps even live in a tower. In time, who knows what could happen. William: If I swear to him, then all that I am is dead already. Isabella: You will die. It will be awful. William: Every man dies, not every man really lives. Isabella: Drink this. It will dull your pain. William: No. It will numb my wits, and I must have them all. For if I'm senseless or if I wail, then Longshanks will have broken me. Isabella: I can't bear the thought of your torture. Take it. William: Alright. (They kiss, and William spits it out) Isabella: I have come to beg for the life of William Wallace. Prince: You're quite taken with him, aren't you. Isabella: I respect him. At worst he was a worthy enemy. Show mercy, O great king, and win the respect of your own people. Even now you are incapable of mercy. And you. To you that word is as unfamiliar as love. Prince: Before he lost his powers of speech he told me his one comfort was he would live to know Wallace was dead. Isabella: You see, death comes to us all. But before it comes to you, know this. Your plot dies with you. A child who is not of your line grows in my belly. Your son will not sit long on the thrown, I swear it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (crowd cheers) William: I am so afraid. Give me the strength to die well. Common man: Here he comes! (crowd throws food at him) Executioner: Now behold the awful prize of treason. You will fall to your knees now. Declare yourself the king's loyal subject, and beg his mercy, and you shall have it. (no response) Executioner: Rope. Stretch him. That's it, stretch him. Pleasant, yes? Rise to your knees, kiss the royal emblem on my cloak, and you will feel no more. (no response) Executioner: Rack him. Enough? (they put William on the cross, and begin disembowelment) (William in serious pain) Executioner: It can all end, right now. Peace. Bliss. Just say it. Cry out mercy. (crowd repeats "mercy") Executioner: Cry out. Just say it. Mercy. Hamish: Mercy lad, mercy. Stephen: Jesus, mercy. Executioner: The prisoner wishes to say a word. William: FREEEEE-DOMMMMMM! (William is beheaded) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert (narrator): After the beheading, William Wallace's body was torn to pieces. His head was placed on top on London Bridge, his arms and legs sent to the four corners of Britain as a warning. It did not have the effect that Longshanks planned. And I, Robert the Bruce, rode out to pay homage to the armies of the English king and accept his endorsement of my crown. English noble: I hope you've washed your ass this morning. It's about to be kissed by a king. Craig: Come. Lets get it over with. Robert: Stop. You have bled with Wallace, now bleed with me. Craig: Ah! Hamish: Yea! (Throws sword; sword lands) Crowd: WALLACE, WALLACE, WALLACE, WALLACE. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! (Scots charge) William (narrating): In the year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields at Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom.
I’ve been here sense the Nyan cat cake but I didn’t have a RUclips channel but I love you ❤️❤️
I like this setup bette than the new one this one is super cozy and cute
Thumbs down from me because I hate google forcing me to use google + for comments and this video was used to promote that horrible system.
stop making fun of ro
Jesus am I the only one that just ADORES her intro?
Ro you can mix red foodcolor with some water and pour into the dry ice or you can just drop the foodcolor
You could dyed the water red.. or orange or wutever :)
Naiomi Adams than,try to mix the ice with a little bit of red food colouring!
for my 6th birthday i had a volcano cake with dry ice and now i am twelve
Dolls Forever that's cool I did some cakes but made then Hamilton
Your hair looks so cute and I also got an idea for a science project
Am I the only one that watch cooking video but never make them
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Rainbow unicorn I also watch cooking videos but never mahe them
I came here and disliked this video simply because of the video youtube made to announce the new comment system
you should do what you can to disconnect from that video, if anything
Bro the memories i remember watching this when I was 5 😭
That was so cool and so cute!!!!!!!!!!!
You could have added red food coloring or even Kool-aid
Did anyone else noticed the 2 dinosaurs in the background having sex?