I just think of my urinating in a water bottle as saving company time AND as a quick way to stay hydrated. Jeff came by one time to our hut in the middle of winter, made out of cigarette butts, one time and suggested we all start drinking and injecting urine. He says it's how he stays chiseled and young so we all started doing it! 2 kidney transplants and a few stomach ulcers later I can personally say I've never been this healthy in my entire life. All I'm waiting for now is for Daddy Musk to give me a robot dick and my life will be complete 🙏
gaet is definitley a brobrobro bro, a creepy one, but if he wasnt a politician he would definitley be sending pyramid scheme hype to his friends from high school.
to the online right the sexual relationships that are most disturbing to their ferret brains would be exemplified by Bernie and Jane Sanders. ewe, she actually called him a feminist, how can a man be a feminist? ewe, they like each other, and she had a career. ewe. there’s no melodrama. Q, please!
Love that it ended on that Guided By Voices track. It’s thematically fitting for me, as it happens to be one of my old favorite tracks from a mix CD I used to listen to on my 2-hour long bus/trolley rides to and from my old miserable warehouse job.
Amazon Pee Bottles and Shit Bags is not anything new in America, the practice has been used by Truckers for decades. The issue at the heart of it is that the US has a non-existent Public Restroom infrastructure. Go to any major city and its suburbs and within a 15 mi. radius of any given point and see how long it will take you to find a place to piss for free.
‘I’m not the only one on this screen who-‘ all i wanted more than Tucker’s reaction was for Fox to have hit a kill switch and displayed a bar code...then returned to Miggs’ Gaetz rant with the photo of him in that high school cafeteria in a corner. I would’ve enjoyed seeing Gaetz blithely conversing with the ghost of Swanson’s past.
i had to go do homework on Miggs, i mean Matts, and i located an interesting clip of a woman heroically hurling a milkshake towards his head, approximately two years ago. it seemed, since Sam and Michael Brooks slo-mowed it, to capture the spirit of his current travails.
btw if you had a «socialist» leader, you would be under much more preassure. but yeah the exstra details that defo didnt happen is a 5 head checkers move for sure.
God, Felix is so unfunny. He seriously ruins every show and it’s pacing with one failed attempt at a joke after another. Is his job to just interrupt everything and collect $10k a month from the Patreon so he can play video games all week?
felix occasionally knocks it out of the park, so his stabs at comedy are tolerated. you're right though that some episodes there is way too much of felix stretching out the most paper-thin joke concept.
I mean, this is all very subjective. The benefit to having multiple personalities on any show is that if one doesn't work for you then another probably will. I don't often laugh out loud at the show (or any content really) but Felix's: "If you bring Joe Biden a corpse" "Oh, I've been looking for that" was absurd enough that I did laugh out loud. So, to each their own.
Friendly reminder Matt Gaetz's father was the last person to see Gislaine Maxwell's father alive (before he fell overboard into the ocean and died)
Oh really? That's a little detail that escaped me. What an incestuous cesspool our beloved elites swim in together.
Nah thats Tony Blinken's father I think
@@Fr33Kingdom That makes more sense.
Finally: Ken Krassenstein went on Chapo
The only good Krassenstein brother
@@RyanTennant the third good brother, actually.
that clip of gaetz at the start is too perfect
Baller episode. Chapo upward trend continues. Kenny klips one the greatest posters of all times. Surprised it took this long for him to come to chapo
You guys need to bring Ken back more often
Lmao at all the true detective S1 references “my family’s been hee-yuh a lonnng time”
revenge porn was probably Gaetz's favorite genre.
I just think of my urinating in a water bottle as saving company time AND as a quick way to stay hydrated. Jeff came by one time to our hut in the middle of winter, made out of cigarette butts, one time and suggested we all start drinking and injecting urine. He says it's how he stays chiseled and young so we all started doing it! 2 kidney transplants and a few stomach ulcers later I can personally say I've never been this healthy in my entire life. All I'm waiting for now is for Daddy Musk to give me a robot dick and my life will be complete 🙏
Omg, THE Florida Man of legend finally taken into captivity alive. This is a magnificent day for cryptozoology.
gaet is definitley a brobrobro bro, a creepy one, but if he wasnt a politician he would definitley be sending pyramid scheme hype to his friends from high school.
enjoying these bloodborne references from felix
to the online right the sexual relationships that are most disturbing to their ferret brains would be exemplified by Bernie and Jane Sanders. ewe, she actually called him a feminist, how can a man be a feminist? ewe, they like each other, and she had a career. ewe. there’s no melodrama. Q, please!
Love that it ended on that Guided By Voices track. It’s thematically fitting for me, as it happens to be one of my old favorite tracks from a mix CD I used to listen to on my 2-hour long bus/trolley rides to and from my old miserable warehouse job.
(Well, on the SoundCloud version it ended with it)
GBV is good as hell
Amazon Pee Bottles and Shit Bags is not anything new in America, the practice has been used by Truckers for decades. The issue at the heart of it is that the US has a non-existent Public Restroom infrastructure. Go to any major city and its suburbs and within a 15 mi. radius of any given point and see how long it will take you to find a place to piss for free.
Wednesday update: Matt Gaetz asked Trump for preemptive pardon...🤣
Matt Gayetz
Hell yeah dude
‘I’m not the only one on this screen who-‘ all i wanted more than Tucker’s reaction was for Fox to have hit a kill switch and displayed a bar code...then returned to Miggs’ Gaetz rant with the photo of him in that high school cafeteria in a corner. I would’ve enjoyed seeing Gaetz blithely conversing with the ghost of Swanson’s past.
i had to go do homework on Miggs, i mean Matts, and i located an interesting clip of a woman heroically hurling a milkshake towards his head, approximately two years ago. it seemed, since Sam and Michael Brooks slo-mowed it, to capture the spirit of his current travails.
Lock the Gaetz!
better not have any over the top serious leaders for a while.
btw if you had a «socialist» leader, you would be under much more preassure. but yeah the exstra details that defo didnt happen is a 5 head checkers move for sure.
God, Felix is so unfunny. He seriously ruins every show and it’s pacing with one failed attempt at a joke after another. Is his job to just interrupt everything and collect $10k a month from the Patreon so he can play video games all week?
felix occasionally knocks it out of the park, so his stabs at comedy are tolerated. you're right though that some episodes there is way too much of felix stretching out the most paper-thin joke concept.
It’s unrealistic to consistently be funny all the time.
I like him. Humor is subjective. Try and not be so invested you get worked up so much.
I mean, this is all very subjective. The benefit to having multiple personalities on any show is that if one doesn't work for you then another probably will. I don't often laugh out loud at the show (or any content really) but Felix's: "If you bring Joe Biden a corpse" "Oh, I've been looking for that" was absurd enough that I did laugh out loud. So, to each their own.
He has definitely lost his fastball