Obituaries are going to start saying "The deceased's surviving family would like everyone to remember that the appropriate pronouns have changed from 'he/him' to 'was/were'."
ITS OUT OF CONTROL - There was a debate between LGBTQ vs Gender+, and a person said they identified as non-binary-lesbian and the actual lesbian asked her "How are you a lesbian when you don't even identify as a women?" 🤣🤣
kids in 100y :"... and they were doing that sober and under no influence whatsoever?" teachers in 100y : "Yeah humanity were in the middle of searching themlseves at that time don't judge us "
3:51, It kind of reminds me of “2 + 2 = 5” from the book 1984, a dystopian novel where similarly, information is twisted or ignored by the masses and people in power use ignorance to control them.
Not the fact that statistically, some people genuinely act like this. Also, isn’t pre-op trans a thing? If there’s a proper term for that particular state of being please let me know
I see people genuinely being like “oh this is happening it will happen” so to ease your worries, Trans people said they don’t care cause if they bones what are they gonna do.
Another banger. Mal just keeps churning out the hilarious satire content. Mal at this rate you're gonna need to make a bad skit to prove that you're human.
hey man, I recently found your channel and ive been a huge fan of your videos. they make me laugh loudly every time, and i find the writing to be just so amazing and clever. but as a trans-ally, i dont quite like this. there is a very prevalent stereotype online that depict trans people as being unreasonable and aggressive, and as someone that frequently interacts with them, i feel the need to share my personal experience with them. no trans person has ever snapped at me for slipping up when it comes to pronouns, or even gotten angry in the least for that matter. i've either just been gently corrected, or they ignore my slip up. i've never felt that i've been lured into a conversational trap meant to make me say something unpolitically correct. when i first encountered them, i was very unfamiliar with queer culture and "rules", but they were very patient and kind with me despite it. I've never felt that I've been given homework and that i have to educate myself on what all 100 genders are or all the sexualities. any time something new to me popped up, I could just ask if i was interested and they were willing to give me fast rundown. and pronouns have never gotten more complicated than "she/he/they" (non-binary pronouns took me a while to get used to, but it wasnt that difficult). they are very reasonable people once you actually meet them and talk with them. and as a last thing, i wanna say that "trans race" people are not endorsed in the lgbtq+ community and i dont even understand the "haha im an attack helicopter" joke anymore. those people dont even exist. I wish you all a good day
~800 CE. Approximately 800 humans died during a pilgrimage route. They were found and after 60 years they could not determine how they died. But important to the current video, with our modern technology. And decades of studying. They could only conclude the genders of TWO of the 27 skeletons definitively. Of the ones studied and were mostly intact. So those Archaeologists should be fine.
I was dying laughing 😂 so much and what is wild is this parody is sadly what it's like in reality with this crazy crap over here. We literally living in a parody man.
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I know they gonna be fighting for their life tryna keep the job
Noice, :)
@@Chez_DudeNu uh
naaaahhh...
ON GOD they fighting for survival when it comes to this
Too good bro keep goin
"my credit score just went down" 😂😂😂
As expected 😂😂😂😂😂
Dead
"So if you put one Skittle in a pack of M&Ms, it's MIXED?!"
"So we're gonna act like trail mix doesn't exist?"
Bro I'm DEAD🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
Burst your here
That shit had me CRYING dawg
😂 I was dying bro 3:38
Honestly though, who wouldn’t want to be called a “Mach 5 super fighter jet”? 😂😂
Facts
Well, i wouldn't want my SO to call me that in bed cause then that means i'm a one pump chump
Like
“If you put 1 Skittle in a bag full of M&Ms, that’s mixed!?”
Bro, STOP! 🤣😂
Bro, can you imagine eating a bag of m&ms and then suddenly one of them tasted fruity instead of chocolaty 😂
Bruh I was crying 😂🤣
Truly a conversational minefield, with helldivers level mortar strikes raining down constantly
In all honesty….this conversation might genuinely happen in the future
Nah, cause people of true medical prowess won’t entertain this bullshit.
And that’s the scary part
No need to wait. It already happens right now.
Gonna piss yourself over it?
It won't, if you're seriously thinking that this joke has literal truth instead of just the satirical concept of gender and assumption You're dumb af
Basically a Twitter argument in a nutshell
I expected the specimen to not have a penis attached and the professor just being confused constantly to what to call it
Same
Same
Homie don’t know what eunuchs are
"So you just gon' act like Trail Mix don't exist?"
That fucking killed me!
I’m amazed that the assistant hasn’t been fired or even socked into a concussion. The professor has a lot of restraint.
Your credit score going down by READING THE NAME?!? Nah that’s crazy.
Careers getting ruined with this one!! 🔥🔥🗣🗣
Don’t bring that shit here
Obituaries are going to start saying "The deceased's surviving family would like everyone to remember that the appropriate pronouns have changed from 'he/him' to 'was/were'."
Was was a happy young were.
Facts as fuck 😂
😂,😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@TomEyeTheSFMguy😂😂😂
That assistant be instigating for no reason.
But It's Very Real
That trail mix comment is an A tier way to get someone heated. Kudos
3:34 Assistant called the subject "He" lol. Even they slipping.
THEY? HOW DARE YOU!!! CANCELLED 😂 😂 😂 😂
"It's a h-/he-/it-/the-/e-/eo-/zhe-
A human"
it's a THEO
It was a living thing
@leonardorolingstella8554 i hate to tell you this, but that mf dead
I can’t believe he compared a singular skittle in a bag of m&m wit trail mix I would swung 😂😂😂
Would’ve transformed to a prizefighter after that statement
“Big, strong,…and full of crack.” hmd
-999999999999 credit score
+banned on twitter
-lost his degree
-no more friends
-house taken away
ITS OUT OF CONTROL -
There was a debate between LGBTQ vs Gender+, and a person said they identified as non-binary-lesbian and the actual lesbian asked her "How are you a lesbian when you don't even identify as a women?" 🤣🤣
😂 ok, that's funny
Sounds like an r/woosh to me.
"They dare assume their gender!? REEEEEEEEE"
they be contradicting themselves in the labels they give to eachother
There isn’t really a word for non-binaires attracted to other genders, so they just use their sex as a reference.
"Yep, i expected that my credit score just went down, just by reading the name off the paper".. 🤣😂
This isn’t even parody, I’ve legit had conversations close enough to this
Nah The credit score is wild😂
“My credit score went down just reading the name.”
I watched a paleontology video once. They literally had to clarify (male = sperm producing) and (female = egg producing) just to be safe.
This is depressing.
@@Coffy-channo. Brain dead. That’s what it is.
@@Coffy-chanRight! At this point nobody can say anything cause folks are soft 😭
@@jazzyj3059 Bunch of people who failed basic biology.
*Kendrick Lamar scream* 🎷🎺AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So we gon act like trail mix don't exist 😂 I'm weak
3:12 "My credit score when down just by reading the name."
"A Mach 5 super fighter jet" I'm fucking dead 🤣🤣🤣
"She prefers to be called a Mach 5 Super Fighter Jet" the scary thing is some of them do 😅
My credit score went down from reading the name is WILD☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
This guy is a gem on RUclips. Adding him to my comedy list for sure right next to calebcity and longbeachgriffy
I would love to see our history books in the future talking about our time. I just wanna see how kids react in the future.
They wont be able to read it
kids in 100y :"... and they were doing that sober and under no influence whatsoever?"
teachers in 100y : "Yeah humanity were in the middle of searching themlseves at that time don't judge us "
@@scargiv1067funny and sad at the same time. Well done
With the way things are going nowadays books won’t be a thing, if not they’ll be censored…Heavily censored.
"Jaquayveon I'm about to crash out"😂😂
3:51, It kind of reminds me of “2 + 2 = 5” from the book 1984, a dystopian novel where similarly, information is twisted or ignored by the masses and people in power use ignorance to control them.
Bro is going to be history too after cancellation
Future History people documenting skibidi toilet 🗿
This was addressed in my first year archaeology classes 20 years ago
4:01
Laughed for a full minute!!🤣
Not me about to graduate with an anthropology degree... 🤣
As a trans woman i find this shit deeply hilarious, keep up the good work king!
Just curious, why don't you call it transphobic or nothing?
Cuz this is one of the few trans people that are chill
@Mr.Memesoon I can see that but I just want to know their exact thought process since I don't see many of this kind of person.
Genuine question: how would you like archaeologists to identify you
As i look….???
This is the greatest piece of cinema I'll ever see😭👌
Our boy was seconds away from throwing hands. I'm cryin' over here.
That is a 🥷🏾 that is a whole 🥷🏾! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The trail mix is what got me😂😂😂.
I'm late here but the "Nigette" line destroyed me! lol!
Nah you just climbed to longbeach Griffey levels with with like 😂😂 2:36
The only response to this is to say “If you truly care about their opinion, you’d off yourself and ask them yourself.”
Not the fact that statistically, some people genuinely act like this. Also, isn’t pre-op trans a thing? If there’s a proper term for that particular state of being please let me know
I see people genuinely being like “oh this is happening it will happen” so to ease your worries,
Trans people said they don’t care cause if they bones what are they gonna do.
Manz said lets be risky with this one🤣
A Mach 5 fighter jet is crazy😂
Another banger. Mal just keeps churning out the hilarious satire content. Mal at this rate you're gonna need to make a bad skit to prove that you're human.
hey man, I recently found your channel and ive been a huge fan of your videos. they make me laugh loudly every time, and i find the writing to be just so amazing and clever. but as a trans-ally, i dont quite like this. there is a very prevalent stereotype online that depict trans people as being unreasonable and aggressive, and as someone that frequently interacts with them, i feel the need to share my personal experience with them. no trans person has ever snapped at me for slipping up when it comes to pronouns, or even gotten angry in the least for that matter. i've either just been gently corrected, or they ignore my slip up. i've never felt that i've been lured into a conversational trap meant to make me say something unpolitically correct. when i first encountered them, i was very unfamiliar with queer culture and "rules", but they were very patient and kind with me despite it. I've never felt that I've been given homework and that i have to educate myself on what all 100 genders are or all the sexualities. any time something new to me popped up, I could just ask if i was interested and they were willing to give me fast rundown. and pronouns have never gotten more complicated than "she/he/they" (non-binary pronouns took me a while to get used to, but it wasnt that difficult).
they are very reasonable people once you actually meet them and talk with them.
and as a last thing, i wanna say that "trans race" people are not endorsed in the lgbtq+ community and i dont even understand the "haha im an attack helicopter" joke anymore. those people dont even exist.
I wish you all a good day
i aint reading allat but you do realise that this is like an exaggerated situation and doesnt neccesarily reflect mal's views right?
my credit score went down from saying his name had me dyeing
mal on his griffy timing w this vid😂
Who said the subject black sir got me Balling😂😂😂😂😂😂
Facts don’t care about your feelings and neither do I
I'll never understand cancel culture
I just laughed the entire video. I was dead, amazing video, bro, as always ❤😂💀
Bro really hit him with the Uncle Ruckus dna test
Revitalago
Or however you spell it
0:25 Snowfall is one of the best shows ever
Power is better
Bwahahaha! Best clip ever. Rewriting history for the crazies!
Thank you malwrlsd for makeing me laugh and It really help proces my mother death that happen 2 months ago.thank you for the video
The archeologists will have to dig up this fall off
I fear for the future generations
The sad part is this could be a true story in the next few years
2:33 "What seems to be the problem, Sir?
Me: "Did you just assume my gender? It's Ma'am!!!"
“Mach 5 Super Fighter Jet”😂😂😂
BROOO, I NEARLY DIED OF LAUGHTER 🤣🤣!!!
"Well, actually she prefers to be called a Mach 5 Super Fighter Jet." 😂😂😂
So true man so, so true...... this generation is cooked
The song at the of the videos is called midnight 😅
4:18 Anyone know the song for wha outro I
gotta pay respect to the mach 5 super fighter jet🙏
The super jet got me 😂
trail mix is wild
Mach 5 SuperFighter Jet. Amazing XD
Keep it up bro quality as always 😂😂😂😂😂
~800 CE. Approximately 800 humans died during a pilgrimage route. They were found and after 60 years they could not determine how they died. But important to the current video, with our modern technology. And decades of studying. They could only conclude the genders of TWO of the 27 skeletons definitively.
Of the ones studied and were mostly intact. So those Archaeologists should be fine.
4:02 quote of the year
Oh god, Mal is becoming the next Griffy!
3:54 killed me
Already knew the video was gonna be fire when I was dying off the title notification alone
This is fr how forensic pathologists feel in 2024.
bro that mach 5 super fighter jet got me dead
I am a [REDACTED] and I'm digging a hole, Diggy Diggy Hole, Diggy Diggy Hole!
This is one of the best video ideas you’ve pumped out man.
Mach 5 Super Jet!!😂 i aint laughed this hard in ages!! This video is Golden & definitely accurate now in these days even!!😂
I was dying laughing 😂 so much and what is wild is this parody is sadly what it's like in reality with this crazy crap over here. We literally living in a parody man.
Would've crashed out
This feels like an Akash Signh skit - funny shit.
yo man love the content just subscribed btw can you make a video like: how raiden from metal gear treat his ennemies or mtg boss therapy
NEVER MISSES😭😭😂😂☠️☠️
The jokes in this video got me dying😂😂😂
I know damn well my man did not just diss on trail mix like bro 😂 (btw trail mix is amazing)
All you can do is nod your head in agreement. 😂
What's the outro song someone please tell me and send links!
MACH 5 SUPER FIGHTER JET IS CRAAAZY