Diffy, I’ve got a radical idea for a video that you’ve never even heard of before. You should play with new hit game “Minecraft” a very recent release (2011) that has exploded in popularity!
7:06 nah bruh, I swear I had a dream like this ages ago, and I was there people were on a something made of some purple metal, then like fire Sault appeared at there feet and burned em.
Heres a video idea... why not put your... "nature..." to good use and "help" a bunch of villages with some destructive "computer" destroying tnt mod...
Can u make a giant villager statue with a villager torture chamber in the head but every so often a villager gets launched out of the nose and dies opon impact with the ground
U should play the insane asylum known as stoneblock for your wonderful ideas. Idk why u would let yourself go there but it’s an idea. Your videos are so ethical I just don’t know why they want to lock u up.
Video idea: torture machine competition. This would make greater video and you could get some money by telling the FBI who they should put on wach list.
"you dont sound a day over 12" is the funniest thing i have ever heard
I Just realized the context and perhaps it's funny af XDDDD
it made me lose it
missed opportunity for "ooooookay.. and *you* dont sound a day under 30 years no parole"
This is what Drake says when hitting up his next girl
It Was you
That ending conversation is quite disturbing.
It may make your sc- I mean, business proposal seem morally better in comparison-
Dude essentially said "I want to face #*?! you. You are 12" lock that man up!
i dont remember hypixel community being like that wtf is that end conversation 💀
the pyramid scheme one was the best
the creature escaped confinement again
NO ROOM CAN HOLD US FOOLS HSHSHFBFHFJDJDJSKAKDJFNCNND
Chamber idea: Constant stream of poison and regen potions so that they're in constant pain
Oh. That's torture
Good idea, thats going into my next world
That guy from the ending is a criminal! Holy shit that was insane, what a lovely community Hypixel
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Torture_gaming
1:11 That is acctually terrifying
This is Greg’s final form!
5:48 the music brought back trauma of the clown from FNaF Pizza Sim
FRUIT PUNCH FOR EVERYONE
Astraldpiff mentioned???
If your Discord Dms are open, I will start sending you Ideas buh
"... someone who smoked 12 kilos of crack"
Relatable
#relatable
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Diffy smokin somthing different today.
He's on that extra special Columbian zaza
diffy is like pheonixSC's birth defected cousin from idaho
He's clearly smart. He just uses that intellect for the pain of others. Can't blame him
@@thisoneisforyoutube yep cant blame em create seems pretty hard but idk cus im on bedrock
@@retodo3731 I use java. As somebody who made mario in minecraft create still confuses the heck outa me XD
THE KINNG HAS RETURNED
Diffy, I’ve got a radical idea for a video that you’ve never even heard of before. You should play with new hit game “Minecraft” a very recent release (2011) that has exploded in popularity!
2 months? worth it
Hey.
Greg said he’s sad.
Greg said that he wants more friends.
You should make him more friends.
HE NEEDS MORE FRIENDS.
W video description, it seems like an honest and legit business. I'd support it
Intro never gets old 😭
OMG DIFFY UPLOADED, BABE WAKE UP THE WORLD HAS JUST BECOME A (not )BETTER PLACE
"keeping the water on for too long can lead to some undesired consequences: most notably, death." - the water bill gestapo
u playing hypixel skyblock: "i am going to make a pyramid schheme" me playing hypixel skyblock: "lets spend 30 hours breaking stone"
I saw the image and said “oh no, a diffy video” before seeing the title, and then I was like “OH NO”
New snapshot for vilager orbit
I love how you horribly torment innocent villagers
yey I gyat acknowledged by a large creator
0:18 person on the top left
Yeah what was that lmfao
not enough suffering I'm afraid
Diffy sounds like he's being held at gun point to make this video
7:06 nah bruh, I swear I had a dream like this ages ago, and I was there people were on a something made of some purple metal, then like fire Sault appeared at there feet and burned em.
Scamming is bannable on Hypixel Skyblock? On MMORPG?
Ahah, your sense of morals and crimes are all messed up, sir. =)
Wanna know something depressing this is one of the only videos uploaded this year that shows advanced rocketry mod
3 months Diffy. Literally yesterday i was thinking "Dam this guy dead or somethin?"
We need to let this man govern the world
I strongly agree with this statement
Thank you diffy. I love the content you make. Keep it up! also ps make more of this stuff
diffy: im 46
guy: u sound like a day after twelve
HE IS BACK!! RUUUN!!! AAAAAAAAAA
running is futile
@@DiffyMC well, at least i can still hide...
right?
@@goldencreepersthesecondthe only choice is *_greg_*
The Greg has not forgotten. Upgrade the Greg. Upgrade his flesh.
Im about to start a pyramid scheme becouse of this
The king, the myth, the legend
The diffy experience taming Greg when
Good choice of music I noticed terraria and garden warfare in there
"2 Months isn't even that long"
My poor, poor Mother...
When the world needed him most He returned
the first villager launch was the challenger
I am still stuck in Diffy's basement
Make the Torment Nexus from the sci-fi novel "Don't Make the Torment Nexus."
Seriously, though, maybe break all the Geneva Conventions you can.
Geneva Convention? More like
1 minutes after release. thanks, diffy.
bro turned that first villager into a shaped charge 💀
It returns
4:02 #talent
Diffy has gotten so relatable
every time you tell into the mic something within me breaks
hi daddy i missed you
😳
@DiffyMC please don't get the milk-
Wtf?
Half of the ideas gpt made were pure villager suffering
Heres a video idea... why not put your... "nature..." to good use and "help" a bunch of villages with some destructive "computer" destroying tnt mod...
your channel is underrated i really enjoy watching your videos
omg dilfy mc is back nature is healing
You should di these ideas on your friends. Maybe do one with Squiddo. Would be funny.
NO WAY another banger from greg man
how about preg man?
Also that
@@Shakshuk he's preg man because of me 😎
@@leschatssuperstars1741ayo
The crystal meth mod made all of my villagers incompetent drug addicts. They just want to trade for the blue now.
YOOO NEW VIDEO
RAHHH
how is bro not at 100k hes one of the funnest guys im subbed to if not the funnest
I'm kind of getting worried what the AI is planning for us
i fear this man.
top quality content fr
bros alive!!!
He said no ban pls. There is nothing hypixel staff can do.
You are like the non-child friendly version of technoblade. Thats a compliment btw.
AFTER 3 MONTHS
FINALLY
L Diffy
( I will send cave dweller in your basement)
At 3:03, you made a villager shotgun. You should make more villager guns.
When’s the video where you make an smp where you specifically have creative mode and just pick off random people to test on
I saw the thumbnail and deadass thought this was Skip The Tutorial
Give the villagers resistance 5
Pressure poop injector
YAY DIFFY UPLOADED AGAIN
Building Flak guns and shooting down villagers in redstone flying machines.
Diffy is just Boffy with redstone
I'll join the pyramid scheme
THE FIRE IS BACK LETS GO 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Biblically accurate Greg when?
We nead him
BABE WAKE UP DIFFY JUST UPLOADED
what are your demands
Can u make a giant villager statue with a villager torture chamber in the head but every so often a villager gets launched out of the nose and dies opon impact with the ground
U should play the insane asylum known as stoneblock for your wonderful ideas. Idk why u would let yourself go there but it’s an idea. Your videos are so ethical I just don’t know why they want to lock u up.
Always remember, the washing machine is the best hiding spot in hide-and-seek!
The goat is back
WE ARE BACK IN CONTROL!!!
thatnks for the tips! ima make this now(in minecraft)
Any resistance over 5 is pointless since each level gives 20% damage reduction therefore resistance 5 is already immortality
3:33 what is the full song called here i am curiouse
bro made a scattergun with villagers
Bro flashbanged the cat
you should play random mods that you find under 50K downloads or have been recently updated
Next video should be dropping agent orange acrossed villages
Because recreating veitnam sounds fun
Make pleasure machines for a vid
Are you okay bro ?
Video idea: torture machine competition. This would make greater video and you could get some money by telling the FBI who they should put on wach list.
True
Cool video idea:play with alex's caves and alex's mobs in survival(yuh)