Hava Nagila earthquake

Поделиться
HTML-код

Комментарии • 476

  • @KazimirKharza
    @KazimirKharza 4 года назад +1496

    guess this is how they destroyed the wall of jericho lol

  • @re4796
    @re4796 2 года назад +107

    Conservatives when you ask them to conserve anything but Israel:

  • @user-kt1st4uu9x
    @user-kt1st4uu9x 3 года назад +724

    Here before it gets reccomended to *everyone*

  • @LebaneseBaron
    @LebaneseBaron 3 года назад +410

    Pacific Ocean's Ring of Fire: why is the ground shaking?
    Jewish Autonomous Oblast (Russian Far East): *my time to shine*

    • @user-fq6to8cq8n
      @user-fq6to8cq8n 2 года назад +7

      cool

    • @noamto
      @noamto 2 года назад +25

      Well probably not since barely any Jews live there.

    • @denis3060
      @denis3060 2 года назад +12

      It has like 200 jews living there total. But ur joke is funny

    • @God74689
      @God74689 2 года назад +11

      Jewish oblast has a gay flag hahahaha

    • @murmur1721
      @murmur1721 2 года назад +2

      Nobody seems to live there

  • @GeorgTheGr8
    @GeorgTheGr8 2 года назад +248

    When you survive 109 kicks, 2 bans, and now you're finally the server admin:

    • @benr.9628
      @benr.9628 2 года назад +50

      And it was never your fault

    • @mattthelearner2797
      @mattthelearner2797 2 года назад +1

      And you liked it

    • @jamesr8584
      @jamesr8584 2 года назад +11

      @@benr.9628
      It wasn't their fault.
      "The church is planning a formal “act of repentance” for next year, the 800th anniversary of the Synod of Oxford, a set of laws that restricted Jews’ rights to engage with Christians in England, according to a report Monday in the Telegraph.
      The laws ultimately led to the expulsion of England’s Jews in 1290. They were not officially readmitted until 1656."

    • @levranz1054
      @levranz1054 2 года назад +5

      Wow how original :)

    • @halfg8641
      @halfg8641 2 года назад +11

      @@jamesr8584 Based

  • @AmasterfulJuice
    @AmasterfulJuice 3 года назад +136

    the boys having a shabat party

  • @femsportsfinest7121
    @femsportsfinest7121 2 года назад +23

    *when you move to NYC to pursue your acting career*

  • @zwerble_
    @zwerble_ 2 года назад +79

    ADL when Nick Fuentes got banned from Twitter

    • @benjifurman4771
      @benjifurman4771 2 года назад +9

      And the chick was Fuentes having some fun!

    • @GeorgTheGr8
      @GeorgTheGr8 2 года назад +4

      ADL literally all hours of the day:

    • @just_a_turtle_chad
      @just_a_turtle_chad 2 года назад +1

      Everyone when catboy Nick got banned from everywhere

    • @sonofsanto
      @sonofsanto 2 года назад +2

      @@just_a_turtle_chad oh, it’s you again?

  • @twitidig-9931
    @twitidig-9931 2 года назад +548

    A warm thanks to the many members of the merchants guild , generously funding and bankrolling these videos, you are all wonderful, have a great day

    • @antonbowo3569
      @antonbowo3569 2 года назад +28

      Hey hey people...

    • @antonescuandrei5203
      @antonescuandrei5203 2 года назад +13

      @@antonbowo3569 Sseth here today I'm gonna play a game
      Usually i don't

    • @levranz1054
      @levranz1054 2 года назад +5

      Extra credits for originality

  • @aspiranttobeapatrioticcana6748
    @aspiranttobeapatrioticcana6748 2 года назад +411

    When the Israel tiers are all premium tiers

    • @Raihan-lk6sv
      @Raihan-lk6sv 2 года назад +11

      Hey whats Israel? Can you tell me?

    • @Raihan-lk6sv
      @Raihan-lk6sv 2 года назад +4

      Oh! I recognise Israel, Or shall i say, Land Stealer?

    • @steve-fq7ul
      @steve-fq7ul 2 года назад +20

      @@Raihan-lk6sv yeah like every other country

    • @R0DBS2
      @R0DBS2 2 года назад +5

      @@Raihan-lk6sv stop acting like Israel is the only one, Britain? Russia?

    • @Raihan-lk6sv
      @Raihan-lk6sv 2 года назад

      @@R0DBS2 how am i acting

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 2 года назад +12

    PoV: You're a new member of the Merchants Guild, who generously funding and bankrolling a certain African Warlord in Europe

  • @user-ri6jy6kf2q
    @user-ri6jy6kf2q 3 года назад +104

    Damn people in 8 years gonna have fun seeing this on their recommended

  • @Kibouo
    @Kibouo 2 года назад +39

    Finally found footage of my upstairs neighbours in my old apartment

    • @syppy7416
      @syppy7416 Год назад

      I love you for this comment

    • @syppy7416
      @syppy7416 Год назад

      @channelorang4625 they shall bring the walls down

  • @nathanielmartins5930
    @nathanielmartins5930 2 года назад +35

    Chechen Sufis be like: Finally! Worthy Opponents, Our Battle Will Be Legendary!

  • @kozmonauta0515
    @kozmonauta0515 2 года назад +242

    I was once at a jewish wedding.
    Dude…
    This video is just a fraction of their power.

  • @josephquinnswolin3500
    @josephquinnswolin3500 2 года назад +11

    I got a random deposit in my bank from watching this.

  • @leafposter6602
    @leafposter6602 2 года назад +236

    I don't even have to pay for this? Sweet!

    • @hwiatslgeord2887
      @hwiatslgeord2887 2 года назад +22

      Literally the same joke on every hava nagila video...get creative poltards...i can literally count all the antisemetic jokes you guys have on my fingers and they are equal to the brain cells of an average groyper

    • @R0DBS2
      @R0DBS2 2 года назад +6

      Stop stereotyping us

    • @red_death88
      @red_death88 2 года назад +18

      @@R0DBS2 Stop terrorizing us

    • @koil3s
      @koil3s 2 года назад +19

      @@hwiatslgeord2887 oy vey

    • @ramazancdre8303
      @ramazancdre8303 2 года назад +1

      @@R0DBS2 But you're terrorising Palestinians yourself LMAO

  • @robertinogochev3682
    @robertinogochev3682 2 года назад +14

    She started to live in a society by the end.

  • @hirisquvidson7625
    @hirisquvidson7625 3 года назад +41

    You know how I got these scars?

  • @FalloutBob33
    @FalloutBob33 2 года назад +321

    Dance parties at the federal reserve be 🔥

    • @Proudest_Troll
      @Proudest_Troll 2 года назад +6

      Lulz

    • @GivemeBacon
      @GivemeBacon 2 года назад +14

      When you find $1 fallen in the ground 0:03

    • @user-xb4uy6jf8i
      @user-xb4uy6jf8i 2 года назад +5

      Least anti-Semitic libertarian

    • @GeorgTheGr8
      @GeorgTheGr8 2 года назад +16

      @@user-xb4uy6jf8i the truth is anti-Semitic

    • @castrelspirit
      @castrelspirit 2 года назад +4

      @@GeorgTheGr8 average /pol/ schizo

  • @theedwardian
    @theedwardian Год назад +4

    Every time Kanye tells the truth and loses money as a result

  • @kozmonauta0515
    @kozmonauta0515 2 года назад +7

    Rumours says this was the ultimate weapon wich helped them to defeat the whole fcking neighbourhood during the six day war.

  • @phorgottenpast
    @phorgottenpast 2 года назад +17

    My upstairs neighbours be like:

  • @waveafterwave_
    @waveafterwave_ 2 года назад +38

    A warm thanks to the many members of the merchants guild , generously funding and bankrolling these videos, you are all wonderful, have a good one

    • @morfea123
      @morfea123 2 года назад +3

      hey hey people!

    • @brianlam1663
      @brianlam1663 2 года назад +1

      This is like the twelfth comment saying the same thing!
      Are you really that boring that you can't come up with something more original!?

    • @urmum3773
      @urmum3773 Год назад

      @@brianlam1663 A warm thanks to the many members of the merchants guild , generously funding and bankrolling these videos, you are all wonderful, have a good one

  • @TNDGamingBased
    @TNDGamingBased 2 года назад +27

    Pov: PAYDAY

  • @proud_boy
    @proud_boy Год назад +4

    Live from federal reserve.

    • @jamesr8584
      @jamesr8584 Год назад

      The Fed is ✝ Jerome Powell

  • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
    @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 года назад +3

    She didn't send them their check.

  • @trxjanhorse2400
    @trxjanhorse2400 2 года назад +5

    the history of the jews and europeans in a nutshell

  • @SiestaMyWaifu
    @SiestaMyWaifu 2 года назад +4

    RUclips Reccomendations Brought Me Here

  • @BAMN84
    @BAMN84 2 года назад +6

    Great edit keep it up oy vey

  • @BuiltInBrooklyn
    @BuiltInBrooklyn 2 года назад +2

    She’s like “damn yahoodies!”

  • @dranflame_1236
    @dranflame_1236 2 года назад +4

    Here before a million views 8 years from now

  • @mattardyantoriyadi
    @mattardyantoriyadi 2 года назад +40

    If i was a jew i want my wedding to be no less than this.

    • @bambooflute2589
      @bambooflute2589 2 года назад +2

      Not if you want to convert to Orthodox Judaism

    • @brianlam1663
      @brianlam1663 2 года назад +3

      I am Jewish and I want my wedding to be nothing like this!!

    • @syppy7416
      @syppy7416 Год назад

      same!

  • @Kevin-ht1st
    @Kevin-ht1st 3 года назад +114

    When you have a heavy wallet

  • @hokage64th
    @hokage64th 2 года назад +4

    When you get your hands on a civilian-legal Tavor rifle

  • @kaiserironcladchad582
    @kaiserironcladchad582 2 года назад +4

    After a successful week of purging heretics with my kin:

  • @mercscar8579
    @mercscar8579 2 года назад +19

    Oy vey

  • @wk2134
    @wk2134 2 года назад +54

    A warm thanks to the many members of the merchants guild

  • @no7484
    @no7484 3 года назад +25

    This being recommended now lol
    Well I'm the 3rd comment 😏

    • @Kasspar
      @Kasspar  3 года назад +2

      oh my. Really?

    • @no7484
      @no7484 3 года назад

      Well for me but idk bout the world .. hopefully tho

    • @no7484
      @no7484 3 года назад

      So u can be famoussss

    • @kenzosuz
      @kenzosuz 2 года назад

      hi there

  • @lovecraftscat2420
    @lovecraftscat2420 Год назад

    [Rumble] that’s the sound of your tower crashing

  • @Fruzhin5483
    @Fruzhin5483 2 года назад +37

    Warm thanks to the many members of the Merchant guild, generously funding those videos, you are all truly amazing, have a nice day

  • @ac-251b37-yNx
    @ac-251b37-yNx 9 месяцев назад +3

    I could listen to this 6 million times!

  • @basharthekindandgentle4346
    @basharthekindandgentle4346 2 года назад +2

    That’s the sound of her tower collapsing

  • @strzelec01234
    @strzelec01234 2 года назад +2

    When me and the boys getting a rise.

  • @ashokafulcrum4795
    @ashokafulcrum4795 2 года назад +6

    > newborn baby.
    > Cuts of foreskin
    *Commence dancing;*

    • @pooppooper9033
      @pooppooper9033 Год назад +1

      As opposed to Biden’s
      > Newborn baby.
      > Kills baby.
      Commence dancing.

  • @berliner7887
    @berliner7887 2 года назад +36

    Когда живёшь в Умани и над тобой снимают квартиру хасиды:

    • @goldpaulike5304
      @goldpaulike5304 2 года назад +4

      Best English speaker in Russia

    • @berliner7887
      @berliner7887 2 года назад +7

      @@goldpaulike5304 I'm Ukrainian, therefore I wrote about Uman (this is a town in Ukraine where is located main Hasidic shrine)

    • @mattthelearner2797
      @mattthelearner2797 2 года назад

      @@berliner7887 What are the ukranian jews like?

    • @ibnyahud
      @ibnyahud 2 года назад +1

      @@mattthelearner2797 there are only 40k Jews that live there...however, probably more than 100k+ make a pilgrimage to uman during the high holidays

  • @poopyscooper123
    @poopyscooper123 2 года назад +2

    Civilians when any war starts: 0:00

  • @dyawr
    @dyawr 2 года назад +4

    😂 This is so funny. The Sufi ones work well too, but maybe not that wild.

  • @azj_
    @azj_ 2 года назад

    Their sponsors must be Michelin Tyres

  • @barnykirashi
    @barnykirashi 2 года назад +1

    War Thunder players when update "Wing Lions" hits

  • @TovenDo.O.Video-
    @TovenDo.O.Video- 2 года назад +1

    Monark se arrumando pro flow

  • @uhm5447
    @uhm5447 3 года назад +18

    HAVA NAGİLA

  • @KingRein9
    @KingRein9 2 года назад +1

    Hey hey people, Sseth here

  • @Elazar-
    @Elazar- Год назад +9

    As a Jew, I'm very proud of your editing keep like that 🤣

    • @syppy7416
      @syppy7416 Год назад +2

      I'm not even Jewish and I'm also proud

  • @therageknight8546
    @therageknight8546 9 месяцев назад +1

    I can’t believe I watched this for free

  • @Vikingjew
    @Vikingjew 2 года назад

    Very good :DDDD

  • @ianeons9278
    @ianeons9278 2 года назад +4

    "Free Palestine" means free real estate to party

    • @macias7125
      @macias7125 2 года назад +1

      more like free palestine from hamas that's what it means

    • @pooppooper9033
      @pooppooper9033 Год назад

      @@macias7125 Yup.
      Without the constant attacks making all the rest of them look bad, the Arabs that live in the areas with Hamas that don’t support them wouldn’t have to be restricted so much.

  • @txtxtxtxtx5835
    @txtxtxtxtx5835 Год назад +2

    Not even the most famous "dancing jews" 🏙

  • @johnseppethe2nd2
    @johnseppethe2nd2 2 года назад +1

    Certified banger

  • @luzherrera4463
    @luzherrera4463 2 года назад +73

    When Karen says Shalom to a mexican cook in a portuguese restaurant in China.

    • @MercuryBlackN
      @MercuryBlackN 2 года назад +35

      You owe your entire gross lifestyle to those dancing gentlemen.

    • @benjifurman4771
      @benjifurman4771 2 года назад +15

      @@MercuryBlackN Yes. Gimme your money now. I am pure Ashkenazi Lithuanian Jew. Now gimme before I take away ur credit score.

    • @maxalaintwo3578
      @maxalaintwo3578 2 года назад +13

      @@MercuryBlackN man is that true....

    • @castrelspirit
      @castrelspirit 2 года назад +5

      @@MercuryBlackN Go back to 4chan.

    • @MercuryBlackN
      @MercuryBlackN 2 года назад +2

      4chan is trash

  • @nikka238
    @nikka238 Год назад +3

    When Israel closes its borders to refugees.

  • @therandompeeters7485
    @therandompeeters7485 2 года назад +3

    The RUclips's algorithm 🙌

  • @MemeBiologist
    @MemeBiologist Год назад +3

    California every other week

  • @muhdic9482
    @muhdic9482 3 года назад +5

    This but with Haiti

  • @NoSignificantHarassment.
    @NoSignificantHarassment. 3 месяца назад

    ***Throws a coin***

  • @m0cha_flower583
    @m0cha_flower583 Год назад

    My neighbors in a nutshell

  • @Flutterzancelight
    @Flutterzancelight 2 года назад +9

    me: "insert joke"
    RUclips: no

  • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
    @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 2 года назад

    It Will Get Recommended To Evryone And In A Few Years It Will Get 1 Million Views

  • @y274
    @y274 2 года назад +1

    That's actually funny

  • @NationalZionistLongIsland
    @NationalZionistLongIsland Год назад +1

    Yes sir

  • @adankmeme651
    @adankmeme651 2 года назад

    Me and the bois when we get rich

  • @christophmahler
    @christophmahler 2 года назад +1

    Awesome.

  • @mustafakemalataturk7473
    @mustafakemalataturk7473 3 года назад +21

    Arabic be like: L9L

  • @wankawanka3053
    @wankawanka3053 Год назад +1

    What Palestinians hear every day and every night

  • @svetozarboroevicvonbojna4702
    @svetozarboroevicvonbojna4702 Год назад

    Pov: your 18 and live in Egypt

  • @Unregistered.Hypercam.2.
    @Unregistered.Hypercam.2. 2 года назад +1

    1929 households be like

  • @Ysumbruh0
    @Ysumbruh0 3 года назад +5

    Here comes the political bullshit.

  • @losinggagarinst4494
    @losinggagarinst4494 2 года назад +1

    first day of lockdown, in the clubs

  • @TheMilwaukeeProtocol
    @TheMilwaukeeProtocol 2 года назад +1

    Is that the hora?

  • @umarhanafi7996
    @umarhanafi7996 2 года назад +1

    Never make fun of any community

  • @FunnyAndCleverHandle
    @FunnyAndCleverHandle 2 года назад +2

    Oi veyyy

  • @thecrusader3852
    @thecrusader3852 2 года назад +4

    You meant Palestine.

    • @macias7125
      @macias7125 2 года назад +2

      dude stfu she said wants he said palestine isn't a country stfu

    • @abbakovner1861
      @abbakovner1861 Год назад

      Since when is Palestine a religion? leave your political shit out please ☺️

  • @RaidenTheRipper950
    @RaidenTheRipper950 2 года назад +17

    A V E * H A D R I A N V S! I U D E A D E L E N D A E S T!

    • @Noam_.Menashe
      @Noam_.Menashe 2 года назад +1

      Yeah it's now called Israel.
      I wonder if the Romans still exist.

  • @Simon-ge2sy
    @Simon-ge2sy 2 года назад +1

    Me and the boys

  • @captionlazerray1862
    @captionlazerray1862 2 года назад

    Nice

  • @negri_prdel
    @negri_prdel 2 года назад +1

    yes

  • @brianlam1663
    @brianlam1663 2 года назад +2

    This is absolutely hilarious!!!

  • @irie47
    @irie47 Год назад

    1 hour after eating matzo balls:

  • @not_hAck3r
    @not_hAck3r 2 года назад +6

    Damn Jews have also nice moves like Muslims. We definitely share similarities :)

  • @bryanestay3980
    @bryanestay3980 2 года назад +5

    I am Jewish and, please, if in the synagogue I attend they play Hava Nagila with an electronic rhythm, who would not dance with all the passion of a Haredim?? 🕺🏻🕺🏻🎶

    • @bubamaranovichok4901
      @bubamaranovichok4901 2 года назад

      Me and myself defenetely wouldn’t dance with a man! But I’m sure that I wouldn’t dance with a Jewish man, I would rather go to have a shower in a concentration camp!

    • @jamesr8584
      @jamesr8584 Год назад

      @@bubamaranovichok4901
      We can arrange that shower for you.

    • @syppy7416
      @syppy7416 Год назад +2

      my point exactly!

  • @commissarliruvondegurechaf5592
    @commissarliruvondegurechaf5592 3 года назад +2

    Pog

  • @iamverylucky
    @iamverylucky Год назад +1

    WHEN BBC JOKES ARE SPAMMED

  • @crazypianoguy2987
    @crazypianoguy2987 3 месяца назад +1

    Twitter stuff celebrating for banning me

  • @vitaliipogodin3936
    @vitaliipogodin3936 2 года назад +1

    A hoof workshop

  • @Harmonic_shift
    @Harmonic_shift Год назад +1

    Imagine blaming the girl for the earthquake.

  • @AnthonyChew
    @AnthonyChew 2 года назад +6

    God works in mysterious ways, this is one of them mysteries.

  • @Vauxatios
    @Vauxatios 2 года назад

    Thanks RUclips 🫂😂

  • @Isidore_de_Sevilla
    @Isidore_de_Sevilla 3 года назад +152

    When you're Palestinian and the bulldozers are coming for your house

    • @naquimos3492
      @naquimos3492 2 года назад +11

      I hope u know thats not reality

    • @arshatali5259
      @arshatali5259 2 года назад +23

      @@naquimos3492 that's the reality for palestinians

    • @naquimos3492
      @naquimos3492 2 года назад +4

      @@arshatali5259 how do u know sir

    • @naquimos3492
      @naquimos3492 2 года назад +6

      @@arshatali5259 well yes they do blow up houses but only if u tried or did killed people in a terrorist attack, but not for no reason

    • @arshatali5259
      @arshatali5259 2 года назад +15

      @@naquimos3492 for no reason they're doing it and building illegal settlements since then

  • @ersin0han570
    @ersin0han570 2 года назад

    How i wish to blieve in god like them

  • @ArcanjoGabriel99
    @ArcanjoGabriel99 Год назад

    Like