So wait, if they can't breath or die without the Captain's orders then isn't that a paradox? I mean if they can't breath they'll suffocate and die, but they can't die without the Captain's orders, so....?
+dtkylego the captain gives his own orders. Did you get the captain's permission to comment on this video? Wait did I? Does that mean......oh no. I-I failed you captain.......
KnightmareFilmz LOL XD BEST VID EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT STOP ...HA... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... WTF XD HAHA sorry
I did notice one thing that I thought was funny that when flippy flipped out it was a different person since his emblem was different which stood out at me but I thought that was one of your best short films.
+Free lix (Freelix2000) You cant even say you csnt even obey the captains orders without the captain orders because the captain cannot give orders without the captains orders. In fact, it cannot be a paradox WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERS!!!!!!!!
Free lix I failed you captain ;_; I remember the first time you gave me an order and I FOLLOWED IT! But now i failed. Wait.... i cant write this comment without the captains orders either....
"Without the Captains orders, we cannot do anything...isn't that right Flippy (myffle) Flippy, answer me when I talk to you. yeah... FLIPPY!!!! yeah.... YOU DO NOT SPEAK WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERS!!! But sir, your speaking right now too (Gasp) I failed you captain.. (walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk) I remember.. the first time we met, you gave me an order, and I followed it..but now, TAKE MEEEE..what? what?!? whuuut!?!? (huh) I remember now, rule 43 of the captains Manuel, one.. cannot Die.. without the the captains ORDERS!!!!!$?!+(&+@&?!+'&!!!! THAT doesn't sound good can we breathe without the captains orders? I'm afraid not son (huff, muffle,muffle,muffle,muffle,) (GASP) I CANT DO IT, I can't do it I'm sorry.. HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY THE CAPTAINS ORDERS!! HOW DARE YOU YELL AT ME WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERS!!! HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT ME WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERS!!!!* YOUR THE ONE LOOKING AT ME!?!? YOU DON'T HAVE ORDERS TO GIVE ME ORDERS!! YOU DON'T HAVE ORDERS TO GIVE ME ORDERS TO HAVE THE CAPTAINS ORDERS TO TELL ME THAT I DON'T HAVE TO GIVE YOU ORDERS WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERSSS!!!!+%//@+!&+@?!??!?!?&#&@+?!%#) I'm not getting paid enough for this. (HUFF HUFF HUFFF HUFFF HUFFF) AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH YOU FOOOLS, WE CANNOT EVEN EXIST WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERS!!!!!! (disaperes) (disaperes) (disaperes) Whaaaaaat??"
***** When we have days off, like summer? Summer 2010 is when I always watched the Halo 3 machinimas, since they were all amazing and even at 360p they're still funny. I always thought Bungie Police was funny af. If you watch any Halo Reach machinimas, RotS is perfect.
Hey I really like your videos nightmare I have been a subscriber for a long time. Keep doing what you are doing because there amazing. Just saying thanks for the good videos.
I stumbled upon this video again and by the captains orders, specifically the 62nd one, I must watch this in its entirety and then watch it a second time, then smash like
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that part when he was moving his arms around with the plasma pistols i lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
Truth
Yeah lol
Hell yay
Zim INVADER 6678 I was crying, 😂😂😂😂
Same here 😂
story of grunts once you kill the brute
Justin Jones LEADER DEAD RUN AWAY!!!!
you cannot run without the captain's orders!...
So wait, if they can't breath or die without the Captain's orders then isn't that a paradox? I mean if they can't breath they'll suffocate and die, but they can't die without the Captain's orders, so....?
the captain did not order them to breathe or to hold their breath
Shh u cannot speak without the captins ODERS
He never gave you the order to tell me to shh
+SETH49 you are speaking right now Bruh
It's best not to think about it
Without the Captain's Orders!!!!!
The captain ordered me to post the following comment:
The captain orders to like this comment
You have 117 comments XD
Good soldiers follow orders, Good soldiers follow orders, Good soldiers follow orders, Good soldiers follow orders, Good soldiers follow orders,
CAP'INS ORDERS
*captains orders*
@Cameron Betton captain didn't say you were ordered to be ordered to be disliking
The part that killed me was when they were all erased from existance
Ikr
The good old days of halo 3 machinimas
Wait the captain never told me to write this comment
I HAVE FAILED YOU
Steven Clavijo YOU CANNOT BE FAILED.........WITHOUT THE CAPTAIN'S ORDERS! ! ! ! !
Check out a halo 3 machinima called "The After life" if you want to see halo 3 machinimas
You cannot even be first without the captain's orders
You cannot talk without the captain's orders
Omer Sakanovic You cannot give me orders without the captain's orders!
Ryan Ness You can't give him orders without orders from the Captain to give me orders to give him orders!
Well, you cannot...ugh... I'm confused.
KnightmareFilmz
you cant post this video without the captains orders
Wait a minute... the captain couldn't have died because he didn't have THE CAPTAIN'S ORDERS TO DIE
+dtkylego the captain gives his own orders. Did you get the captain's permission to comment on this video? Wait did I? Does that mean......oh no. I-I failed you captain.......
+LordOfGaming YOU DONT HAVE THE CAPTAINS ORDERS TOO COMMENT!!!
+Mikes Armys YOU DONT HAVE THE CAPTAINS ORDERS TO TELL HIM HE DOESN'T HAVE THE CAPTAINS ORDERS TO TALK ABOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERS
+Ben Lara YOU FOOLS, OUR PROFILES CANNOT EXIST WITHOUT THE CAPTAIN"S ORDERS
Isaac Trujillo *gasps and slowly disappears*
The captain ordered me to watch this and type this comment :)
lol xD
KnightmareFilmz LOL XD BEST VID EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT STOP ...HA... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... WTF XD HAHA
sorry
Nathan Price Oh, nice, you're related to him. I worked with Captain Price until after Modern Warfare 3. Then I transferred to the UNSC.
the universe cannot exist w/out captain's orders lol
It's always refreshing to see the kind of non-since machinima like they were years ago.
how the grunts react when an elite dies
WOODY 187 they run like a cowered
Dreko Jrm Like little bitches. See every halo game ever
I can’t stop watching this without the captain’s orders
But.....you can't take orders from the captain because you're a Titan.
LOL love that video
you cant be a titan...WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERS!!!!!!!!
*MIND EXPLOSION*
Havel y u everywhere? + plz don't smash me into the ground... 0-0
Rage Angel I'm everywhere under orders of the Captain.
The choice of armor color is...pleasing to me.
We cannot comment without the captains orders.
(Gasps) We've all failed the Captain...
KnightmareFilmz u cnnot mk videos without he captains orders (and who is the captain for us and u)
KnightmareFilmz how dare you make a video with out THE CAPTAINS ORDER ):(
Latonya Woodrow WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THE CAPTAIN EVEN IS WE CNT EXIST WITHOUT HIS ORDERS *slowly fades away
How dare you reply without captian order
lol
Omg i didn't have the captain's order
Haha xD
You can not laugh with out the captains orders and you can not talk with out the captains orders
When you play halo on drugs.
This is my favourite machinima ever.
1M0RTAL_CH1CKEN YOU CAN'T WATCH THIS VIDEO WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERS!
Deathwing Dragonus YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT DO, WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERS!!!
1M0RTAL_CH1CKEN YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT YOU CAN OR CANNOT DO TELLING ME THAT I DON'T HAVE THE CAPTAINS ORDERS WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERS!
OMFG I CANT EVEN BREATH AFTER WATCHING THIS
Ark Fly Apps not without the captains order
Joey Joestar you beat me to it without the captains orders!
I still revisit these from time to time to remember the days when I was happy.
One minute I can't watch this without the captain orders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, who gave the captain orders to be the captain? Mind blown.
Patrick Osinski the captain gave himself orders to be captain
lol, They can't even exist without the Captain's orders 😂😂😂
I did notice one thing that I thought was funny that when flippy flipped out it was a different person since his emblem was different which stood out at me but I thought that was one of your best short films.
You don't have the Captain's orders to comment!!!
You can't even obey the captain's orders without the captain's orders! Its a paradox!
+Free lix (Freelix2000)
You cant even say you csnt even obey the captains orders without the captain orders because the captain cannot give orders without the captains orders. In fact, it cannot be a paradox WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERS!!!!!!!!
ramdam But you can't say that without the captain's orders!
Free lix
I failed you captain ;_;
I remember the first time you gave me an order and I FOLLOWED IT! But now i failed.
Wait.... i cant write this comment without the captains orders either....
We cannot comment without the captain's orders!
How dare you upload without the captain order?!
How dare you comment without the captain's orders!
How dare you respond without the captain orders!
@@vadvadov1048 How dare YOU respond to the responder without the captains orders!
The captain ordered me to tell all 4 of you to stop doing stuff without his orders
Snuffles is awesome, he should have his own show :D But of course he'd need the captains orders.
The captain ordered me to like this video!
But did he ordered you to comment
that might be the best Machinima that I have seen since the "Bungie Servers Explode" Machinama made by... Machinama
I'm commenting without the captains orders. I'm a goddamn thug.
The captain pulled a Thanos. This comment was brought to you by the Captain’s orders.
You can't even have a RUclips channel without the captain's orders!!
*Gasps
And you know what that means! If there's no knightmarefilmz, there's no the running dead without the captain's orders
2:06 Look at the auto captions. "Weekend hiking martyr running nap time."
This guy needs more subs. Finest machinimas work I've seen for a while
Bahahahaha that ending with the fire and the existence! Keep up the good work KnightmareFilmz
Ive never laughed at a Machinama so much
When they freaked out made me chuckle! So pleased H3 Machinima continues.
@2:06 replace that sentence with "U DONT UNDERSTAND THE GAME WONT LET US PUT OUR HANDS UP OK.😄
"Without the Captains orders, we cannot do anything...isn't that right Flippy
(myffle)
Flippy, answer me when I talk to you.
yeah...
FLIPPY!!!!
yeah....
YOU DO NOT SPEAK WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERS!!!
But sir, your speaking right now too
(Gasp) I failed you captain..
(walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk)
I remember.. the first time we met, you gave me an order, and I followed it..but now, TAKE MEEEE..what?
what?!?
whuuut!?!?
(huh) I remember now, rule 43 of the captains Manuel, one.. cannot Die.. without the the captains ORDERS!!!!!$?!+(&+@&?!+'&!!!!
THAT doesn't sound good
can we breathe without the captains orders?
I'm afraid not son
(huff, muffle,muffle,muffle,muffle,)
(GASP) I CANT DO IT, I can't do it I'm sorry..
HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY THE CAPTAINS ORDERS!!
HOW DARE YOU YELL AT ME WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERS!!!
HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT ME WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERS!!!!*
YOUR THE ONE LOOKING AT ME!?!?
YOU DON'T HAVE ORDERS TO GIVE ME ORDERS!!
YOU DON'T HAVE ORDERS TO GIVE ME ORDERS TO HAVE THE CAPTAINS ORDERS TO TELL ME THAT I DON'T HAVE TO GIVE YOU ORDERS WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERSSS!!!!+%//@+!&+@?!??!?!?&#&@+?!%#)
I'm not getting paid enough for this.
(HUFF HUFF HUFFF HUFFF HUFFF)
AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH YOU FOOOLS, WE CANNOT EVEN EXIST WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERS!!!!!!
(disaperes)
(disaperes)
(disaperes)
Whaaaaaat??"
Honestly, one the the best short Halo Machinima Ive ever seen. Keep doing what you're doing Knightmare. Can't wait for the rest of Spy-1.
I would type in the comments section but I would need the captains order.... :/ ! I have failed you captain.... *Walks slowly to cliff* TAKE ME!!!!!!
Haha :D
KnightmareFilmz I love your videos dude! Keep up the great work! :D
SillyWaffleFace the captain does not allow you to die
SillyWaffleFace Don't worry, I got special orders from Captain Price. He said you could speak freely.
The captain ordered me to tell u that u are super awesome and he is coming prepare for his arrival and he also gave that order
By far the funniest Machinima I have ever seen
make more machinima like this. captain's orders
I like how the radio guy noticed when the soldier didn't die.
YAYYY! A Machinima!!!!!! I haven't even watched it yet and it looks AWESOME!!!!
LOL. Another perfect machinima. Awesome Knightmare!
My jaw dropped when they faded out of existence.
Haven't seen a Halo 3 machinima in years. MY goodness, the HD is awesome! Nice video, loved the acting! :D
+_NeonPiqqy_ Thanks _NeonPiqqy_! I love Halo 3 :)
Same.
***** When we have days off, like summer? Summer 2010 is when I always watched the Halo 3 machinimas, since they were all amazing and even at 360p they're still funny. I always thought Bungie Police was funny af. If you watch any Halo Reach machinimas, RotS is perfect.
Hey discussions about watching during the holidays
I like doing that too :D
+KnightmareFilmz I love Halo in general I've played Halo ever sense halo 3
Omg!!!!!!!! No one In The World can speak without the captain's order's!
I'm am the captain and fuck u who hate Knightmarefilmz
Brayden Schultz u need the captain's order's to call yourself the captain ( and btw I don't hate knightmare I support him -_-
U CANT SPEAK WITHOUT THE CAPTAIN ODERS
SO WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING WITHOUT THE CAPTAIN'S ORDERS!!!!
oh crap I'm speaking......I have no life......
MY BLIFE MEANS NOTHING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
I love rewatching this over and over it’s hilarious.
I can’t stop coming back to this video without the captains orders.
Omg i couldnt stop laughing nice vid !!
The captain didnt say you could do that!!
same
Nooooo I disobeyed the captains order TAKE ME!
I can't subscribe WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERS!
Sir, the captain just gave me orders for knightmarefilmz to become the new captain
Yes.
What is your first command sir?!
We eat the batman.
Ok sir but batman is in Gotham city
Brayden Schultz No he's not he's in new York so be so knightmare says eat batman the let go look for him, right flippy
man i used to watch all these videos this is nostalgic
Without the captain's orders you cannot MAKE THIS VIDEO!!
The screams while they were running away 100/10 xD
Hey I really like your videos nightmare I have been a subscriber for a long time. Keep doing what you are doing because there amazing. Just saying thanks for the good videos.
one of the best machinimas i have ever seen
I'm just amazed how a game from 2007 has better graphics than most games today.
Dear god KNIGHTMARE you might have made the next big thing THE CAPTAINS ORDERS lol hahaha
That kids is why you don't do hallucinogens like that black Spartan
That was the funniest video I've seen all day!
This was amazingly funny and extremely good! Keep up the good work!
This video needs more lens flares. Captain's orders.
4:36 is when Thanos snapped his fingers.
Pretty sure we've all failed the captain now... :0 Lol
Awesome video, Josh!!
I stumbled upon this video again and by the captains orders, specifically the 62nd one, I must watch this in its entirety and then watch it a second time, then smash like
Maan, its been years and I still enjoy watching...
without the captin orders.
HOW DARE I ??!
How dare I like this video with out the captains order in fact how can I watch this video without the captains orders
My fucking god laughing my ass off when he is talking to flippy FLIPPY YOU DO NOT SPEAK WITHOUT THE CAPTIANS ORDERS
everything cant happen without captain's orders😂😂😂
Their captain cannot die without his captains orders
LOL I lost it laughing when the captain was saying "They'll never see this coming " to randomly get sniped. Didn't see that coming.
Halo 3 Machinimas were part of my childhood. The other Halo games just don't have the same effect.
This is like one of the crazy situations I make up in my head sometimes. Perfectly funny
5 years later and it is still funny
4:35 These guys predicted Avengers: Infinity War's ending.
ur fan base has grown so much ! been here sense 5k
Thank you so much Josh!!! I missed the videos!!! Have a great winter!
Lol funniest machinima ever, good job dude!
Absolutely loved it! Keep up the great work Knightmare!
I need these back in my life
I’m so glad I came across this even if I was late to the party
This needs a sequel.
Yes...the halo 3 as it is in 2009..the memories.
My favourite part is when the guy in green screams like a bear and says 'YOU FOOLS WE DONT EVEN EXIST WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERS'
we can't even watch this without the captains orders
I can't stop laughing when he says "but now, take meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,what?" OH NO! I FAILED YOU CAPTAIN,I CANT LAUGHT WITHOUT THE CAPTAINS ORDERS
our soul purpose we were put on this earth to serve the captains orders, laughed so hard at that part.
You can't take the captains order without the captains orders
This is one of the best ever.
Being in quarantine has brought me back to this
2:17-2:31 pretty epic moment, music really helped
no one cant not exist without the captains orders
I cannot even watch this video without the captains order
YOU CANNOT WATCH THS VIDEO WITHOUT THE CAPTAIN'S ORDERS unless you're not in the army