see, here's what you don't get, NEAGTIVEXPFAN88, he's fuckin' battle tested, and ready. it's not like there's multiple videos of him screaming hysterically when confronted by real life males. he's also a skilled swordsman, and grew up on a farm, and military bases, and the mean streets of wherever the fuck. next troll that shows up at 339 lloyd better bring a bodybag with 'em because raxxar the shoulderless will show all you dumbass trolls his viking mettle... after sally unlocks the door to let him out.
If he had been born into a Viking community back in the day, he would’ve either been disposed of or cast out with his Mother. In the movie 300, when the Spartans talked about being rid of the puny and misshapen, that was very true. There was no time for charity. The Vikings were very similar in that regard. Of course, he has no clue about that. Too busy with internet porn and policing the trolls to actually try and educate himself. He’s impossibly regarded.
I think the funniest part of this is, despite the art making Chancey-poo look like a malformed goblin, it looks several times less so than the man himself. Which is good, those of us in the Raxxlverse need something a bit easier to stomach sometimes.
Lol, I was so close to adding a C option of Both or All of the above Let me also say I know the "Ugly" option may seem mean 2some ppl. Im not a mean person. Even n high school I would flirt & tell some grls how good they looked each day. When they was over 300lbs & 1 looked like a female cyraxx with all her hair. We went thru school our whole life&they was always alone with there head down. When Id say stuff about lookin good that day, they would blush, but also smile. Unfortunatly I may of said 1 to many compliments as I felt so bad when 1 asked me 2the prom. I had about 20ppl n gym turn 2c my response when that was asked. I had 2think fast&said I think this is a joke 4u 2break my heart. But u cant break my heart because I agreed 2go with some1 last month..I then said if u was being 4real why did u wait so long but i think ur setting me up. That was my way of not hurting any1s feelings&making them smile even tho I said no. Cyraxx turns 34 n 2months&still makes vids sayin "U PPL ONLY MESS WITH ME CUZ I LOOK DIFFERENT" I finally had enuff&said u dont look different. U R UGLY, NOT DIFFERENT. UR LOOKS HAS NOTHING 2DO WITH IT. THE FACT UVE SENT XXX VIDS 2A 8YR OLD GRL, 11YR OLD MENTALLY RETARDED TRANS BOY, 12YR OLD GIRL,14YR OLD BOY... THEN ALL THE CATFISH STUFF FRM KATE&SETUPS MARTY WAS NVOLVED. THAT Y. WHAT DOES CYRAXX DO, REPLY? NOPE,REPORTS MY COMMENTS AS BULLYING. Im sorry this was so long I just wanted 2explain I know the Ugly comment is mean but Cyraxx deserves it
Shoulders are WAY too wide.
He has the same fake shoulders from the bender boys vid with him in a leather jacket
Shoulder pads.
I'd remove them
Teeth are too white.
Teeth are too straight
Coming from a lineage of grapists, doesn’t make you a viking.
Wellllllllllllllllll, if you wanna be technical LMAO 🤦♂️.
But he’s already battle tested
Norway here, we were "merchants and explorers"
😂😂😂
@@Rolf_factchecker-Reborn yeah we all know what kind of merchants your ancestors were, we all saw “Vikings,” and we all listen to Amon Amarth 🤷♂️.
@@It_Puts_The_Lotion_On_Its_Skin We were trading like CHAMPIONS 🤣🤣 and our customerservice had no match🇳🇴
needs head scabs
Need more 339 google reviews big dawg
long time no see root, hope all is well
I just need some head
And less shoulders
And less shoulders lol
This is actually what Cyraxx imagines what he is doing when screaming into his webcam.
Missed opportunity not having Ed and sally as his crew
"We can do this one of two ways-"
But Marty was fooled, for there was a third way.
"But they were all of them, deceived."
Marty. hey marty, hey marty, hey marty
And guess what Marty
last place i would expect to see your channel lol
😂 accurate
Here's the thing, Morty.
Oh I forgot
that's not cyraxx, that imposter has shoulders.
The suits padded
Even pads needs something to be put on. His shoulders aren't small, they don't exist.
@@vampsith you ain't fooling anyone cyraxx.
His eyes didn’t close when he was lying about being a Viking either 🤔
The steam coming off the stylus 💀💀💀
I loved the sunglasses exploding when they hit the floor. Master Shake vibes.
“I’m not afraid to go to prison!”
Shrieked his head off over needing to go to jail before being bailed out within the hour. LOL K.
i love it when he talks about being a Viking while being short Af with shit brown eyes.
see, here's what you don't get, NEAGTIVEXPFAN88, he's fuckin' battle tested, and ready. it's not like there's multiple videos of him screaming hysterically when confronted by real life males. he's also a skilled swordsman, and grew up on a farm, and military bases, and the mean streets of wherever the fuck. next troll that shows up at 339 lloyd better bring a bodybag with 'em because raxxar the shoulderless will show all you dumbass trolls his viking mettle... after sally unlocks the door to let him out.
He's a viking, hes a witch, hes a rockstar, hes an artist, hes a gangster, hes army brat, hes a pedophile.
The Vikings would have left him in the woods as a newborn
He wouldn’t even have survived being a viking cause they left their newborns outside for the night to see if the child was strong enough to survive…
The whole lineage would have been wiped out far before him. The females would not have been selected in a pillage.
Cyraxx: "I'm not afraid to go to prison!"
Also Cyraxx: Pees his pants and squeals like a hysterical piglet when being arrested on camera.
Fuck I lost it when his shades exploded😭😭😭😭
Lol like when shake throws stuff in aqua teen hunger force hahhah
@ophidic definitely a master shake reference
Visual novel art style raxx can't hurt you
Visual novel art style raxx:
This dude talks like a pro wrestling promo and this would work so well as a custom promo for my cyrax character.
that stylus is absolutely STEAMING.
needs more head scabs and beard drool
I’m pretty sure this is actually how cyraxx sees himself
This is a genuine South Park clip that I never expected to see in my lofe
some of your finest work Puppet
The cursed object makes another appearance.
And it was steaming a little, like it was freshly used minutes before....
If he had been born into a Viking community back in the day, he would’ve either been disposed of or cast out with his Mother. In the movie 300, when the Spartans talked about being rid of the puny and misshapen, that was very true. There was no time for charity. The Vikings were very similar in that regard. Of course, he has no clue about that. Too busy with internet porn and policing the trolls to actually try and educate himself. He’s impossibly regarded.
He would have been left on a flat rock in the woods for the gods as a newborn.
He is definitely the Viking equivalent of Ephialtes.
Two seconds later he's on the floor crying like a little vitch.
I lost it when he pulled out that steaming stylus 😱
How Raxx envisions himself.
The real Vikings would have thought Cyrax was a imp or something and used his body for chum.
Cyraxx doesn't have shoulders
His eyes weren’t closed while he lied about being a Viking. Took me right out of it. 😂
glad hes got correct body proportions
Shoulders too big but it’s great lol
Getting your ass whooped by Marty = battle tested. Good to know. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Could you make the suit breakaway into his ninja outfit lol
0:53 "I don't want to go to jail! Mom, save me!"
Needs a sequel with the tripod tink tink tink
Great video. Only complaint is that the goblin's scalp has too little scabs.
If it wouldn't be for what he's know for.... He would be a dammn good narrator
Only inaccuracy is the shoulders, the goblin has none.
Excellent ATHF homage with the exploding sunglasses.
Bro this is a instant classic!
The shoulderpads in his suitjacket (colbert) makes it look AS IF cyraxx has shoulders.
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s the Harold Shand of Akron, look out!
This is incredible, too well made!!! Needs more views for sure
Did he forget that one time he got a single slap and ran home crying and begging to his grandma
You do not fuck around with modern day vikings. One guy pulled some strings and got me audited.
Even here he feels like he's overcompensating.
Cyraxx & Butthead
I like the touch of his left eye looking of into orbit.
Fantastic work as always Puppet.
Imagine if he was jigsaw
This is how he sees his situation going
He got battle tested when Marty put the hurt on him
Look how they massacred my vitch,,,
I think the funniest part of this is, despite the art making Chancey-poo look like a malformed goblin, it looks several times less so than the man himself.
Which is good, those of us in the Raxxlverse need something a bit easier to stomach sometimes.
Bro this new Fallout intro looks CRAZYYY
Even if he WAS threatening someone who was tied up and he had the Mafia backing him somehow his behavior would STILL be too dramatic
Cyrax: i'm famous, people make cartoons about me, marty!
Full honesty as a totally new watcher; South Park ain't got nothing on this shit 😂🖤
"I'm battle tested" 😂😂
he couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag....
Lore accurate!
ID LIKE A VOTE.. DO U THINK CYRAXX IS THE UGLIEST PERSON ALIVE OR THE DUMBEST?
Dumbest; and believe me, it’s pretty close
Lol, I was so close to adding a C option of Both or All of the above Let me also say I know the "Ugly" option may seem mean 2some ppl. Im not a mean person. Even n high school I would flirt & tell some grls how good they looked each day. When they was over 300lbs & 1 looked like a female cyraxx with all her hair. We went thru school our whole life&they was always alone with there head down. When Id say stuff about lookin good that day, they would blush, but also smile. Unfortunatly I may of said 1 to many compliments as I felt so bad when 1 asked me 2the prom. I had about 20ppl n gym turn 2c my response when that was asked. I had 2think fast&said I think this is a joke 4u 2break my heart. But u cant break my heart because I agreed 2go with some1 last month..I then said if u was being 4real why did u wait so long but i think ur setting me up. That was my way of not hurting any1s feelings&making them smile even tho I said no. Cyraxx turns 34 n 2months&still makes vids sayin "U PPL ONLY MESS WITH ME CUZ I LOOK DIFFERENT" I finally had enuff&said u dont look different. U R UGLY, NOT DIFFERENT. UR LOOKS HAS NOTHING 2DO WITH IT. THE FACT UVE SENT XXX VIDS 2A 8YR OLD GRL, 11YR OLD MENTALLY RETARDED TRANS BOY, 12YR OLD GIRL,14YR OLD BOY... THEN ALL THE CATFISH STUFF FRM KATE&SETUPS MARTY WAS NVOLVED. THAT Y. WHAT DOES CYRAXX DO, REPLY? NOPE,REPORTS MY COMMENTS AS BULLYING. Im sorry this was so long I just wanted 2explain I know the Ugly comment is mean but Cyraxx deserves it
@@mariawilliamson3522 tl:dr lmao it’s okay tho 😂
Try double spacing every few sentences, makes big walls of text easier to digest ^_^
Both!
Its been TEN YEARS marty 😆 raxxidy never goes to war , just like he never quits youtube.
I love how your video looks like a mix of old doom and modern 3d. Its a nice combo. Good stuff my dude
You forget! I have Viking in my blood which makes me!! A funking Viking ☠️
Not scabby enough and he has never worn a suit that fits in his life
I was made for war... cyraxx wasn't even made 2 live.
Damn! Fallen Aces isn't even a finished game yet and there's already a Cyraxx DLC.
“And trust me when I say” 💀
More head scabs, less shoulder. 😂
He's literally the opposite of a viking
Ive been wondering why someone doesnt take cyraxx's funniest moments and animates them but here we are. big ups
Absolutely perfect 👌
Bravo Sir you made me laugh so I hard I pissed my self😂. PLEASE do more of the Goblin.
Very generous with the shoulders
His grandmas jacket with female shoulder pads
RIP Homeboy Scotty
Raxx's wwf promos always get me creasing, when you consider he's nevwr really been in a fight & is like 4ft9, so its like fighting an 11yo...
This is beautiful
At the end he should have whipped it out lmao
Omg he's going to give him the stinky stylus treatment!!!!
i lost my shit at the sunglasses bit..good job
you finally did it man, i love it
Amazingly edited
Trust him when he says.
0:28 I thought boy was gonna pull his pants down😂
Cyrax is a top grade heel
LMFAO "I was made for war"
This is a work of art
Cannon fodder is important in warfare sometimes
Kinda looks like asmond
The shoulder pads lmao
IM A REAL THUG IM ROCKIN A FO HUNNID DOLLAR SMART WATCH WHAT U ROCKIN NOTHIN KID THATS WHAT
chance wishes this was real
shoulders WAY too big
he's wearing shoulder pads lol
Mafia 4 leaked cutscene
what a nightmare
He was made to live in a cave and steal shiny things
"ED HELP ME, PLEASE!!!!"
Not enough scabs
rax is BATTLE. TESTED.